Yukari edtion>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorPrevious: >>60199473
I heckin love tariffs!
buy calls on my alcohol consumption
No-one knows who I was in the previous thread
>>60200427>great reset happened 5 years earlyFUCK thought i still had some time
I'm optimistic about tomorrow for my gains. If I get 5k maybe I can afford a car before the auto tariffs completely fuck the market.
Add a SUICIDE HOTLINE
Apologize.
I think I'm just gonna go play poker, seems less risky than doing this
>>60200494I am starting to put together a profile pattern.>weeb, check
>>60200500holy cope
>>60200510I'm sorry your campaign sucked so bad you couldn't beat trump
/biz/ needs flags
LolLmao
>>60200493BAU BAU
>>60200518He'll just veto it lol
>>60200500>proposed by a demdoa, just a gesture
is "migger" filtered?
Someone please stop them from going up
>>60200533its bipartisan with a republican, he can table it because hes a head of the finance committee
>>60200510Thank god we didn't get a woman president, she'd be the last president of the united states
>futures slowly improving
>>60200560Unlike now which is going great.
>>60200550migger?
>>60200478The poomp will come before the doomp. People are still fully delusional and think somehow Trump will come to his senses.
Where do I move if the tariffs don't get reversed? I spend basically all my hobby time tinkering with electronics and robotics and other parts that I order from China, and now unless I'm reading it wrong every order is gonna cost a minimum of $150. I don't really have anything tying me to the US are there any random Asian countries that will let an autist in.
WTF am I supposed to do tomorrow do I buy, sell and buy at a lower price or just do neither and hold
Still buying
>>60200529he can't veto a supermajority, and a large enough blast radius will make them form consensus quicker than anyone probably appreciates
>>60200569i can't post my anti-mutt TMD copypasta
>>60200558It would never get two thirds of the vote to overcome a veto
How do I get a refund
>>60200558Its a senate bill. That thing is DOA in the house dawg.
>>60200529Read closer. There's nothing to veto. It's a resolution, not a bill. A resolution is just some words, like an official statement. It has no legal power at all. IF they managed to pull together 66% of the legislature for this, which would be a herculean feat, it would amount to saying "p-please stop m-mister president..."
>>60200478wow another pedo russian tranny bake, just like /chug/ and /ptg/what does this have to do with stocks
>>60200590Oh lmfao even more pathetic than I expected>>60200583You are braindead if you think more than two token RINOs are gonna cross the aisle. They've whored their entire party out to Trump.
>>60200590Oh god, we are actually fucked
>>60200575Buy the dip
>>60200589>>60200587its not even a bill, it's a resolution which just shows they dont agree with it
>Trump is going to bring back manufacturing jobs just listen to Lutnick!>Lutnick: So we aren't actually going to bring back people working in factories. We are going to bring back factories, but with robots doing all the work>These tariffs are just a negotiating tactic to create free trade>Navarro: These tariffs are here to fucking stay until they also get rid VAT and anything else I can think ofWhat next?
This is the worst it can get, correct? SLURPIE BROS?
>>60200617Navarro isnt the authority on free trade, Bessent is
>>60200620Thursday the next CPI comes out and if it's bad things can get worse
>>60200608Yes, this is the dip.This 5% dip is different from the one we've been having every day for a week.This time surely, this will be the dip.
>>60200620The market doesn't even believe in the tariffs yet lmao. Just imagine tomorrow when they open and the ports have had to deal with 9 straight hours of having to collect tariffs on the hundreds of millions of dollars of goods entering the country.
Someone check in on Nikkey
>>60200628Navarro at the very least seems to closer to Trump than Lutnick.
>>60200640It's about the same since open. Nothing burger.
>>60200639I doubt Customs and Borders even has enough staff to process all the goods coming in to collect the tariffs. Our ports are going to be bottlenecked.
My asshole is in great pain from all of the financial rape that has been occurring as of late.
>>60200639What border agents? The ones they fired?
I'll make a prediction: the bottom's gonna be around friday
>>60200595>1pib rolls through just to complain about op imageThat's fun.
>>60200595The stock market belongs to lolicons
>>60200663Even if they did I guarantee you a lot of people will refuse to pay on a variety of goods.Or no one will be active on the receiving end to process the transaction.
When the tariffs go through it is the start of the bear, not the end. Please be careful slurping. The actual effects of the carries will take weeks/months to hit until ordinary Americans wonder what the fuck is going on and they realise it has an effect on their material posessions rather than funny numbers on a screen. When thousands of small business start going under because their margins are negative.That's when we'll actually bottom
>>60200680This takes months to play out. We're either bottoming in 2026 or descending into WW3.
David SOXL needs to retire someone pull up a YTD chart on this bitch
>>60200617>We are going to bring back factories, but with robots doing all the workCan we get this future please? I'm tired of china having money. Japan needs to invade and start another century of humiliation
>>60200686Yeah idk what they're smoking, no one's paying 150 dollars for their fucking Shein skirt
>>60200586probably triggered one of the jeet jannies who just got h1b status and thinks trump is a hindu god
nothing burgewr lmao, futures less than 0.9% down
so... how do you cope with being side lined until 9.30am ?
>>60200595shut the FUCK up holy shit, none of my bakes are even lolishit. go back to >>>/pol/>>60200685loli is gross
>>60200612wtf is the point??? it's like they're throwing their arms up and saying "welp, look i tried. vote for me again :)" to their constituents. God I HATE politicians
>>60200688>The actual effects of the carries will take weeks/monthBy the end of the month you'll be seeing riots nationwide.
>>60200688The best part is that if they do inevitably roll back the tariffs prices won't change much. Forever another 30-50% inflationary period.
>>60200637It doesn't need to be the dip. Just the dip. You'll learn when you're older.
>>60200686So we are just going to clog our ports with unclaimed goods? this seems like a great plan. thanks trump
>>60200688>weeks/monthsThe only part of this lasting that long is the trade dispute in general. The tariff percentages will be all over the place as negotiations and deals get hashed out. And yes there will be deals, do not delude yourself about that.
>>60200510i wasnt familiar with your game hilldawgit was >/herturn/
>trump announces additional 34% tariff on china>china responds 34%>trump adds additional 50% raising total to 104%if china matches 104% total what happensdoes everyone shit themselves so hard their asses fall out or what
>>60200716Why does it move at all at night? Why do other people get to buy/sell it at night but not me?
>>60200738and our post offices if customs are collected at that point.I work for USPS and my scanner warns me every morning that I need to ensure customs are paid on every good.
>>60200751Why would you ever doubt a family where the patriarch is named Slick Willy?
For me, the last couple of months have really crystalized how archaic the stock market feels in current year. It's a dead player in a world where history has just restarted. Trillions of dollars of trapped boomer capital coping and seething as they get raped over and over again by Trump one-liners and Walter Bloomberg tweets.
>>60200752>if china matches 104% total what happensif they do its pointless. its not like with the 100% tariff from US we will be trading anyways. they effectively have banned trading from each other
>>60200722Fuck you! Hags are gross!
>>60200752At some point the number gets so absurdly high it's obviously unsustainable. At that point it's just a bet on how long it takes to be changed.
>>60200773Raped? Even after this brutal molestation, this shit is still up 15% / year on average for the past 5 years, and was even more batshit insane before all this. The performance of stocks has been insane and even more detached from reality than the shittiest of overhyped shitcoins.
>>60200785Mature women are beautiful
>>60200785you are weak and pathetic
>>60200785You will never experience genuine love because the second anyone stops being a child you lose interest in them. You will die alone, and no mater how much money you ever make, it will all be meaningless. May you lose every penny to your name.
Stock markets?
>>60200850>women>genuine loveLmao
why are futures pumping do people really think trump will reverse course in 90 minutes?
>>60200857Bane?
>>60200877I hope he does
>Neopet's stock market is unironically healthier than the world's economy
>>602005952hus are core imageboard culture.
>>602008503d women are pointless. I'm only interested in anime girls
>>60200877Probably because of >>60200500. Even if it's a meaningless gesture, people will slurp at the prospect of any organized opposition to the tariffs.
>>60200758what happens if you just dont give a shit and deliver the package
>>60200759good pointin an alternate timeline we are in sleepy joe's comfy 2nd term and all 3 indexes are at ATH right now. all (((they))) had to do was run the old man
>>60200915I've taken the AI pill. My digital harem will never betray me. (unless I ask them to)
>>60200891If he does, it will only be worse next time. Everyone will think he's bluffing again, and then he'll have to do something really stupid and unexpected to be taken seriously, or he'll go down in history as the dumbest cuck of all time
Everything is fine
>>60200751woaaaaah :o money moves around???
>>60200478>TRUMP SAYS HE TOLD TSMC IF THEY DON’T BUILD THEIR PLANT HERE, THEY WILL PAY TAXES AS HIGH AS 100%Still trusting the plan anons ?
>>60200954Yes. I voted for this
>>60200951That's retarded on so many levels. Their only bargaining power are those chips. It could be a 1000 percent they'll still tell him to fuck off.
>>60200951I'm done Mutts you either kill this bastard or your fucked he's running this like a jew York gangster instead of a country
>>60200963>I do think that the war with the world, which is not a war at all
>>60200951>>60200954why is he raping the CHIPS act then?
>>60200930this is fine
im gonna be financially ruined
>>60200989because Biden did it and Biden is bad
>>60200975>he doesn't know trump converted to judaism during his first marriage w/ Ivana Trumpyah...
>>60200989Yes it seems
>>60200963the negotiations will all fail because what trump is asking for is retarded and delusional on the face of it
>>60200948your boss isnt gonna pay you shill
KILL YOURSELVES TRANNIES
Knee pad recommendations?
>>60201045TBLT maeks some good ones
80 MINUTES
>>60200963>>60200981>I do think that the war with the world, which is not a war at allwhat did he mean by this bros
That third term Trump was floating... How about one last ride, /smg/?
J Pow will save us with an emergency 50 bips cut at the next meeting
Trump is going to make me a multi millionaireI just know it
>tomorrow>red but not awful>thursday CPI comes out>inflation hasn't gone down and the price of goods remain high despite falling oil prices>friday trump announces whatever fuckery he is doing with Iran/Iraq>market nose dives just before closing
De minimis ending is going to hit zoomer college girls like 9/11. Victoria's Secret is a good buy, same with any cheap fashion brands.
>>60201118>Iran/IraqIran I think has enough for a nuke just waiting to save it for maximum martyrdom effectv
>>60201126Except Shein
>futures almost neutraldon't tell me that you thought anything would actually happen, anon?
>>60201118>trump announces whatever fuckery he is doing with Iran/Iraqyou dont announce strikes against nuclear facilities
>>60201126it's gonna fuck with my trance CD imports if they also apply it to europe
>>60200951>hmmm, maybe we should build in a country that doesn't threaten 100% tariffs/taxes whenever the leader is in a bad mood?
>>60201145>you don't announce strikes against Nuclear facilities You do if your Trump
>>60201126good fuck those OF slootsputs on LULU and all Becky portfolio comparables
>>60201126Dawg, mall fashion is fucking going bankrupt where the fuck do you think their clothes are made
>>60201118I'm expecting the next couple days to be -3 to -5%. I don't think there'll be breakers hit, I think that more and more companies will come out with statements about shutting down production / raising costs / etc and each of those will chip away at the indexes.Next week will continue the dump, but slower, and with at least one pump day in the mix. And this will continue for months, at least until the tariffs actually come to an end, either by Trump somehow making deals with countries (lol) or by the house republicans growing a spine and revolting.
>>60201143if the entier world gets tariffs and china gets 104% tariffs and line doesnt give a shitwhat has to happen to get this rigged fucker to drop
>>60201143futures were bright green yesterday and the market still ended blood redanything can happen
>>60201126Yup, Temu and Shein are fucking dead because of this. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/further-amendment-to-duties-addressing-the-synthetic-opioid-supply-chain-in-the-peoples-republic-of-china-as-applied-to-low-value-imports/Shame that Forever 21 is going under right now. I'd also invest in AEO, they do have local factories stateside.
>>60200682>>60200685>>60200722>/smg/ - Tranny Sex Fetish EditionAll tranime faggots leave.Go back to your containment board >>>/bant/
>>60201162>You do if your Trumptrueit will be big and beautifulyuge evensome even say bigly (big league? i forget)
>>60201134Israel is trying to get Trump to invade Iran. The US just doubled the troop presence in the middle east to 300K. Trump also said in the WH that he is in direct talks with Iran, which caught everyone off guard. Iran has denied the talks are happening, but basically anything from invasion to a new nuke deal
i dont own any stocks so im in this for the fun of it, but what are the odds the market crushes so hard that trump gets impeached?
>>60201117>USD becomes Lebanese tier >now you get paid by the millions
>>60201058Either we’re about to see the world end or the biggest nothingburger of all time and the ruination of trust in America for literally no reason
>>60201185if all tariffs stay and no deals are made he's out after the midterms
>>60201188trust ze plan
so are we still expecting a moderate drop that continues for weeks, or is the market still thinking that he's going to reverse at the last second
>>60201138Well yeah Temu and Shien are screwed >>60201163Makeup and cosmetic companies are a decent bet as well, good amount with US production too.>>60201164China, Vietnam, etc. That shouldn't effect larger brands, if there are even any left.
>>60200498whats funny is that its republicans that brought it to reality not globohomo bill gates of the world like maga retards screeched about
>>60201155I feel you, anon, I just barely escaped the tariffs with my last international order.
>>60201178
>>60201185That would mean the market crashed so hard, it caused a civil war.Trump is not being impeached. Maybe he might get JFK'd thoCIA is silent on the situation, they know something. My guess Trump is prepping the USA and its allies for war-time economy for WW3 within 5 years
>>60201196you vil own nothingyou vil be happy
b-bros?
>>60201183>Iran negotiations It's indirect negotiations not direct
>>60201208My CDs landed in the US this morning, so I think I just made it...
>>60200752I'll laugh if Trump makes a big enough deal with Japan/Korea that he can shut the door on China and let them collapse back to the pingpong dynasty.
>>60201214>USA planning for warBy fucking HAAS and weakening allies economies and trust what kind of stupid plan is this ?
>>60201196Hyperinflationbros we're so back
>>60201217Is China dumping?
>>60201214>Maybe he might get JFK'd thoif iran isnt a crater by then and they get blamed it was mossadif china/russia get blamed it was the CIAsimple really
>>60201199COGS will go up on all sweatshop dependent labor and get passed on to the consumer in 1 way or another. those are not safe bets at all but buying the inverse / shorting is
>>60201251Idk someone is
>>60201251Yes but I gather Asia in general is
>>60201246nobody said trump was going to war with CHINA
>>60200920it would throw off the balance for disbursements and receipts on the 1412 form I gotta fill out daily and if anyone found out I would have to pay the difference.
>>60201181>2hu bake on anime website>JANNIES SAVE ME IT'S A TRANIME SEX FETISH OHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOODgrim>>60200685>picrelhell yeah>>60201201yup. trump is just a wrecking ball, he'll be disposed of sooner or later.
>>60201226He was probably confused, but Trump said direct during his press conference with Bibi
>>60201246>>60201272
>>60201216>Klaus Schwab retired this week
>>60201243China GDP growth is only lowered by 0.5% after the tariffs US GDP is already at -3% for the quarterChina isn't the one collapsing
>>60201258zoom in.
my YINN calls bought at close are about to print today kek
>>60201273sorry I'm just not gonna pay the tariffyou're gonna send it back to china, and the us government is gonna pay for it
>>60201258quick lil 3k haircut. will be 4-5k haircut by end of the week sorry shinzo
>>60201284Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SnIJJCH8w
>>60201292>MUH GDPngmi
>>60200478Guys actually wait a beat and chill check this out.Price to Earnings Ratios are actually the best they have been in a very long time in every sector.Basically everything is at the 10 year average. I can't actually think of a better time to buy as long as things don't get shitty this is probably the best time to buy since at least covid.
>>60201319>Muh gdpAnon for America that's literally the actual American economy
>>60201326earnings are going to crater
>>60201251Also Japan and UK. They are the top three US treasury holders. JP 1, China 2, UK 3. They dumped around $81,000,000 in December.Also whole bond market in general is dumping do to economic uncertainty, risk of defaults and likely higher rates due inflation surging.
>>60201327no it's actually just some digit
>>60201326Forward P/Es are an absolutely fucking atrocious metric to use in a recession, especially at the start. A forward P/E right now is using the stock's recession level price and it's pre-recession level earnings forecast, of course it's going to look good.
Looked away for a bit, it seems like futures recovered a little? Are they really going to push this until the last minute?
So when do China's counter tariffs to the US go into effect officially? Tomorrow overnight?
>>60201284>>60201287i kneel>>60201306>he YINN'd when he should have YANG'dNGMIChina is gonna be -3% at their close tomorrow and will turn red at midnight when tarriffs turn on
Unless an important deal is made with a significant nation. Markets will be volatile and close on loses again.He is on the clock. I would have accepted the viet deal at least.
>>60201354Says April 10th but those mainly gut American farmers
>>6020135458 minutes
>>60201277Seethe tranny. Your anime faggotry will never be welcome on /biz.
post more memes like this lol
Trump is fucking seething kek
>>60201363trump wants to completely close trade deficits there is nothing reasonable anyone can offer him
>>60201365That's the American Tariffs he's asking when does the Chinese cpujter Tariffs come on its April 10
>>60201375>Trump is going to be seething He literally said China pays tariffs I don't think he understands anything
>>60201381You right, I didn't read counter for some reason.
>>60201348priced in bro
>>60201304>>60201311
>>60201393If there's anything I learned this year, it's that nothing is priced in and everyone is retarded.
What the fucking fuck is going on?
>>60201372
>>60201375Xi ain't worried about nothin' m8what do we have to do to get back on this timeline bros everything was so comfy just a mere 3 months ago we could all have AI sexrobots right now but instead all our 401Ks just took a 30% haircut in 90 days
>>60201348Delusional plus they think like the Canuckland tariff ammendment it will mean something
>>60201419Buy buy buy
FYI, China is doing "reciprocal" tariffs on the US but that's actually them going easy, since the US barely sells anything to China. An actually equivalent retaliation would be the CCP turning the screws on US MNCs operating inside China and making hundreds of billions in cold hard EBITDA. That's their actual nuclear option - much more serious than rare earth export controls or yuan devaluation - and if they even so much as tease it, the market will instantly shit itself like you've never seen before in your life.
Futures dying in 52 minutes
>>60201419BUY THE DIP
Will we see the S&P hit 1k this year?
>>60201217>>60201335so what happens when japan china and uk dump us bonds?
>>60201429>Touching American companies China won't touch them they are like the Russians unless the Americans start touching their assets they won't touch them dictatorships are brutal but not stupid
>>60201374Slammer pioneered jdpon memeshttps://x.com/fuknslammer
>>60201185Doesn't matter. America is basically Russia in 1990 at this point. You might see some weak coup attempt that completely fails. You'll see massive supply shortages hitting normal people. Federal agencies will just stop functioning. Savings will just evaporate. Prices might go into hyperinflation mode as the dollar loses reserve currency status. interest rates could go into the high double digits with huge volatility. Power might just randomly shut off one day and nobody really knows how to fix it for days or weeks because some guy decided to shoot at a transformer station for the lulz. And so on.
>>60201372>t. sperged out over a 2hu bake
Let's reminisce about better times, /smg/, while we wait for the knife to drop. What Winamp skins were you rocking back in the day?https://skins.webamp.org/
I bought 3x inverse so obviously the market will move to fuck me over so expect a pump tomorrow.
>>60201451You get to become 90s Russia with more guns and even more retarded central government
>>60201461American states are too independent for any of this to occur, you do realize every american state is like a mini country
>>60201364I see, thanks. Targeted tariffs don't look like much in the current environment, I don't think those tariffs will move the needle much at the moment since the market is oversold as fuck already.China's response to the 104% tariffs going into effect may cause Armageddon though, and it may happen overnight (6 AM ET) like what happened on the 4th. Pre market
how are the Advanced Money Destroyers holding up? any Su Bae holders around?last I checked it was mid 70s..NVDA touched mid 80s yesterday which means AMD is probably headed back to the 50s desu
>>60201475why? pls
>>60200478SOXL sisters. I just realized the last time SOXL bounced NVIDIA had a market cap 1/10 the size it does now. How fucked are we?Going 250B to 2.5T is a lot easier than 2.5T to 25T.
>>60201475why? pls explain
>>60201356>he bet against china
>>60201471truly better times anon, this is what I used
>>60201484You would default Russia defaulted in the 90s and had bread lines and runaway inflation
>>60201497You would default all the bad images of 90s Russia are after the default >>60201516 also what i said here keep in mind this is in America with fewer or less safety nets
>>60200921Why are poor uneducated fags like you posting now. Is your Wendys shift over or are the Vatniks in full force? Either way you are clearly a genetic deadend who will die alone. Please go to /bant/ with your ilk.
futures doomping again as hope wanes
>>60201516>Russia defaulted in the 90s and had bread lines and runaway inflationi thought thay was because of (((shock therapy)))? why would throwing bonds default your country tho and how does it affect europe and japan?
>>60201112With Amazon products doubling in price?
>>60201500China has failed more often than its succeeded, its an easy bet.
I'm making bank on puts and hedge kikes are seething AND I'm European
>>60201538whats funny is the 10 year is what bessent is obsessed with tooand the fag lostyou cant just say the markets dont matter, the markets are what your stupid nigger gamble depends on
>>60201429Would turn china into a pariah akin to north korea or iran. Not even as bad as russia. Dont be daft
>>60201542>shock therapy Made it even worse the debt default made every social safety net burst
>>60201539there is no future
>>60201538erm but that /pol/ cope thread said there'd be a flight to the treasuries?
Bros…the tariffs hit in under an hour
>>60201118Investment banks are all doing their quarterly reports and projections Friday.Not only will it be bad they have good reasons to exaggerate and try and scare Trump. One more for the bobo plays.
>>60201582about to see a lot of twitter posts of small businesses shuttering in the next 48 hours
>>60201563>Amazon caused it's downfallLMAO biggest butterfly effect ever
>>60201539Demand destruction is already spiraling out of control. Supply chains CANT just reorganize in a few days, this is a great depression level event.
Yang to 70 by end of tomorrow
oil ... im watching you ...
>>60200478>Americans losing electronics
>>60201451>no confidence in US bonds>debt is being sold off>interest rates go up/fed can't cut rates>debt default more likely
so, wtf should i buy then?
Why is the bull index called Yin and the bear index called Yang? Shouldn't it be the other way round
>>60201451It means America is in decline. It's too risky to hold US debt. It's the end of the Dollar's supremecy. The US government is becoming erratic and out of character. It can't be trusted. It's the end of America's hegemony. It's the end of the world as we knew it.
>>60201611Isn't this brand owned by DELL
>>60201478None of them have independent monetary policies or international trade policies that can circumvent the federal tariff system. Other than Texas they don't have their own energy grids and the Texas one has already been close to failing state-wide multiple times in the last ten years.
>>60201613a pizza :)
>>60201611>losing a brand that designs their mice to start double clicking on purpose after a year or soNot a huge loss
>>60201595Isn’t Amazon capable of sustaining itself off of AWS revenue
Where is my smg wife?
>>60201582Markets still feel way too bullish. Are they waiting for stockpiled inventories to run out?
>>60201612dept wont default because they will print money, but rates will surge with inflation and people will pull every dime out of falling equities to buy 10% yields
>>60201624Nope
>>60201391Well if he thinks that then all the yuan he's collecting is worth less.
>>60201536its called shitposting faggotpost physique i have smashed more sloots then you will ever dream of chubby>>60201555j pow isnt gonna do shit but sit in his t-bills and bonds and watch this collapse in real timecrash has just started goy buckle up
>>60201639Maybe with massive layoffs.
>>60201639EU and China are thinking about fucking with that
>>60201574>trump is getting rid of income tax, shutting down welfare and firing government employeesnext month will be kino>>60201622>>60201612so if you sell debt you're putting pressure on america to pay them back and pumping interest rates which causes the government to default print money did i understand correctly?
>trump to announce additional major tariffs on pharmaceutical imports soonRXD, maybe? are any specific pharma companies especially reliant on imports?
>>60201644babbies first dead cat bounce got em good
>>60201624You're thinking of Alienware.
>>60201363Deal to trump means something else, when you hear the administration say 'deal' think reparations for all the harm, and buying more US goods. Not tariff reduction.
>futures only down 1%this happening is going too slow for normies to panicanit’s like the boiling frogone day they will wake up and see their retirement fund is gone
>>60201641shes out getting DP'd
>>60201422> what do we have to do to get back on this timeline bros
>>60201451if they sell $100 billion worth of bonds, im buying
>>60201667>Trump getting rid of income tax and welfareOne way to unironcally to actually Sepku America its that
>>60201655jpow can't do shit because the markets will just laugh at his attempts to lower interest rates while foreign governments drop hundreds of billions on the secondary markets.
>>60201677it was green today and went red in the end
>>60201597same shit happened with covid btc 110 eoyeverything else.. 0
>>60201694Well he's not going to cut rates, he will raise rates due to high inflation
>>60201644>line go up>libtards btfo!!! new american tariff golden age confirmed!!>line go down>i voted for this, burn it all down, the boomers deserve it anyway there's truly no greater concentration of low IQ white people on the internet, and i say that as a conservative
>>60201668NVO? Danish, makes Ozempic
>>60201710Low iq white people dont exist
>>60201683>tfw (((they))) hired the school shooter phenotype and when that failed they just bought the shabbos goy instead. guess they didnt foresee this one coming
>>60201697yeah the thing about covid is it ended. For things to get better Trump will have to drop all the tariffs and admit defeat.
>>60201374>>60201467YWNBARW
>>60201721that’s most of trump’s voterbase
>>60201655I said don’t talk to me poor. I knew you were retarded but not brag about sex on a Mongolian basketweaving forum retarded, Kek! Also sounds like it has been awhile…
>>60201710Tbf it's two groups one is actually young white right wingers who actually want to see the world burn because >It's happening >scorned by the village now want to feel the warmth if it's flames(African proverb surprisingly)>Retarded MAGA 4d chess shills>Want to see markets rally to make money
We've already proven we can bring back extinct wolves. You telling me they havent cloned any humans? Get real.
>>60201724
>>60201742>changing a few sections of a wolf's dna is equivalent to bringing back extinct wolvesngmi
>>60201687If the lead drinking Romans were smart enough to keep up the bread and circuses. >>60201742Yeah, but they ruined it by naming the female one Khaleesi. Better to leave humans out of it for now.
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market implications of trump potentially realizing the oxygen americans breathe isn't solely provided by american trees?
>>60201694the data he relies on to cut interest rates isnt real-time enough. usually its 30-60 days behind, the last round of layoffs was only reported on the most recent report yet they were mostly in february. I don't think he'll raise because there are still a lot if inflationary assets that need to come back to reality mainly housing - starting homes go for 500k @ 7% in my state right now which is absurdly retarded. not to mention commercial real estate also still needs to come down and there will be more vacanies with layoffs looming
>>60201557this time it's different
>>60201191
Futures just dropped -.4% or something within a couple minutes
>>60201739Young """""right wingers"""""More like retard maoists
>>60201732so youre a virgin then got it go be a neet faggot somewhere else. ive made and lost more in the markets than you can ever dream of nigger
>>6020177130 minutes til they drop 3%
>>60201742they’re not really dire wolves because they only have some of their dna, it’s more of a hybrid between dire wolves and modern wolvesstill cool tho
>>60201722kek didn't this retard claim Tesla is heading to $2400? how does she still have a job after the last four years
is anything going to happen in the next 30 mins?
>>60201774>young maoistsI mean I would agree they are literally are the posters on /pol/ amd those who celebrate the burning markets
>>60201613ass-n-titties
>>60201774yeah, a large portion of the american right wing are now basically chud maoists/leninists
>>60201789Futures and Nikkei back to dropping. Hopium supplies dangerously low.
>>60201786tbf her prediction of what tsla price would be at 2024 eoy was really close. What occurred afterwards though..
>>60201786It's a edit but yes also she and her company randomly steal user accounts on YouTube
>>60201616noyou have it backwards
>>60201798>who celebrate the burning marketswhy not
>>60201789What might happen?
>>60201770For some reason I couldn’t make it through this movie the first time, guess I was in an adhd phase. Rewatched it 2 days ago and loved it. Problem is these movies make me want to be a big shot trader
>>60201786she made a couple good calls but nowadays she almost always sells too soon or buys too early. IE exiting PLTR before a massive run up etc. inverse cathie works the same as inverse cramer
>>60201789You need a hero? 'Til the end of the night?
>>60201815Well because it's bad for the economy but in this case this is retarded Americans will pay for this especially small business they will die on the first few orders
>>60201613quality stocks that you always wanted but were too expensive to buy in normal times?
Just a reminder that Buffet still hasn't bought back into the market.
>>60201832>quality stocksThey are fucked all the stocks unless it's generally going to be good
>>60201816sudden announcement of a trade deal ... or a 30-day pause on tariffs or something
>>60201822There is an ark inverse fund called SARK and it has a higher price than ARKK
>>60201831>it's bad for the economyhave some fun!live a little!
>>60201613rope
WHERES THE GOD DAMNED RELIEF RALLY WERE GETTING SLAUGHTERED HERE BULL BROS
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/amendment-to-recipricol-tariffs-and-updated-duties-as-applied-to-low-value-imports-from-the-peoples-republic-of-china/we got any smartposters onwhat determines whether the 90% tax or the flat 75$ gets used im too stupid
>>60201848how do you know that
>>60201864THERE IS NO RESCUE
The nasdaq is still 60% higher than it was at the end of the 2022 bear market. And it's going to go lower than that
>>60201855Not happening, The deal Trump wants is tribute from countries, and for them to agree to buy more US goods than the current trade deficit. Even then he said tariffs were permanent, maybe reduction, that's it.
>>60201853but some have lots of cash and can handle poor earnings until things improve
>>60201864That one guys head getting popped at 0:34 is such kino
>>60201864there is no rally we will be bombing iran on behalf of israel by month's end anyway any relief rally is a dead cat bounce that will get shorted back down
>>60201867if your items value doesnt surpass 75 dollars taxed at 90%, the flat price on it is 75 dollarsif you buy a $1 dollar cupits now tariffed with a 75 dollar fee
>>60201876>and that's a good thing
anons, what are some products/tangible items (computers, cars ..etc) that will be effected by these tariffs?
>>60201832so just the same boring google, amazon, apple?
>>60201855The EU came to Trump saying they would reduce tariffs to zero and he said no deal. He wants them to also reduce VAT to 0 and remove all trade barriers while also rewriting their regulatory rules that get in the way of our shitty food being exported into the EU.
Stop falling for dead cats bounces please.
>>60201872Because the elites use buffets reputation as an excuse to get the market buying. When he buys in, millions follow. The media, market managers, and politicians would all be using it in the news to bolster confidence. The fact they aren't is proof he's not in yet. They have been using Buffet like this for decades, especially during the financial crisis they tried their hardest to get him to buy bank stocks in order to save them from collapse.
>>60201864just like your average zigger, mumus are literally cattle being fed into a meatgrinder because they were dumb enough to think they could make a quick buck
>>60201907ALL OF THE ABOVE
>>60201907Literally everything you see on a shelf
>>60201864are they getting shelled by drone-coordinated artillery
>>60201907you are better off asking for something that wont be effected
>>60201918thermonuclear truth nuke
>>60201907literally everythingno, I'm not trying to be funny, I'm serious
>>60201927Your virginity
>>60201919>>60201920>>60201934...ok well what will be the MOSTS effected?>>60201927then what will NOT be effected?
>>60201907everythingonly things that wont necessarily are things entirely made in USAif you can think of any
>>60201909google and amazon have looked cheap for weeks actually. but there are also high-quality small caps with basically no debt that are more affordable than usual
>>60201921they're getting shot at by a bradley's autocannon
>>60201921bradley + one fpv drone at the end
>>60200478>still in the money>thanks to covid crashi want it to crash EVEN MORE.
>>60201941>everythingplease at least try to narrow it....i'm going shopping tomorrow
>>60201907retail is literally going to grind to a halt next month, people are going to just not buy these new prices hoping they go away soon
>>60201877He will probably attempt to do a deal where he sells them Trump and MAGA merch items but for billions of dollars per item.
>>60201940He tariffed the whole world. Everything will be effected. The most effected will be anything that comes from China
Was there this kind of cope in 2008? Like outright denial of what was going on? Pandemic felt like it was an instant realization and instant panic once it started spreading.
>>60201951its not a jokethere is no narrowing it
>>60201942Amazon is gonna tank. They cant sell cheap chinese goods anymore
>>60201308no skin off my teeth I'll just throw it in the RTS bag lol
>>60201910that can only be a negotiating position though. "europe, stop charging vat" ... yeah, not going to happen
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>>60201951>shoppingyou better get good at shoplifting instead
>>60201951American produce won't be affected, but that's not very fun to think about once you remember all produce is seasonal and we depend on other countries for year-round supply. Product-wise, almost nothing, because the materials used even for stuff "made" (read: assembled) here are foreign.
I just wanted to come and gloat, and say I told you so. I sold my assets weeks ago, few days after Buffett did. I posted about it even, no one listened.
I JUST FUCKING LOOKED AT FUTURESWTF IS FUCKING GOING ON>?!?!? WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN???I THOIUGHT I BOUGT THE DIP, AND NOW ITS DIPPING MORE??
ill buy your bags for 15 cents on the dollar
>>60201951You should have gone shopping today bro
>>60201984Actually, scratch that, American produce will still be affected down the line because everything involved in actually planting, producing, and maintaining fucking crops isn't made in the USA. It's never been more over bros.
>>60201681disgusting
This is escalating into WW3 isnt it
>>60201951Gas should be cheap, maybe lol
>>60201991Listening to anything /biz/ says is straight up retarded behavior.
>>60202000>ww3Yes most definitely
>>60201972amazon's big moneymaker is cloud computing, not retail. and there might be lawyer tricks that let them continue selling cheap chinese goods
ALL DEAD IN MUMU LANDMUMU LANDMUMU LANDALLL DEAD IN MUMU LANDTHEY'RE COPING FINEAND THEY'RE PATIENTAND THEY LIVE IN A CAMPER VAN
>>60201972Think of all the chinese drop shippers on Amazon and Facebook :(
As the YANG separates from the rest of the pack, it grows into a new beginning. A new life. All anons who buy will reap the rewards
>>60201907There isnt a single place in america that manufacturers a single part for a computer
>>60201970>>60201983>>60201993oh fugg im scared now
>>60202000My older brother said this, and he's never right about anything.So, definitely *NOT* WW3.>>60202007I didn't listen, though...
>>60201951All electronics will become absurdly and prohibitively expensive assuming you can even find them. Cars will sky rocket because even if GM or Toyota has domestic plants they're all importing parts manufactured in Mexico and uses eletronics made all over the place. Domestic production and assembly of all cars and trucks will literally halt within a few weeks and importing entire cars will be retardedly expensive. You will probably not be able to buy a new laptop or even components for PCs for years. Fuck smartphones, you'll be lucky if you can find a dumb phone you can make calls on and send text messages.
>>60201991it's going to get a lot worse, people don't not really grasp the level of demand destruction spiral that's going to go on. Orders are being canceled around the country. people are going to get layed off, less inventory less sales, less people needed.
>>60201969Compared to today, 2008's crash was non-political and most people weren't online. In other words, people were less retarded. Now? We may as well be living in a David Lynch film. Remember back in the mid-2010's when we all used to joke about clown world? Well, you're living in it now. People today are completely fucking delusional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etFneUVRFCI
>>60201996Even the packaging is made elsewhere
12 minutes until the tariffs activate?
>>60200478yukari mommy gap me from this existence...but first let me tongue your anus...
>>60201948this, no survivorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6SDvDhDN4
>>60201721wrong
Just bought a new TV and some HDDs.I'll just watch anime for the next 3 years
>>6020204411 minutes as of 11:50
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>>60202039Phones will be ripped out of people's hands at an alarming rate.
>>60202047>>60202047
>>60201940Everything will be affected. The global economy is extremely interconnected. Let's think of two major domestic products: beer and toilet paper.Beer starts from grain and hops, both produced domestically but through the involvement of workers using imported fertilizers, farming equipment with imported parts, and clothing probably made abroad or with materials imported from abroad. The brewing vats, brewery machinery, the electronics required to keep track of everything, the heating and cooling systems, etc., all varying degrees of imported. After the beer is brewed, cooled, fermented, and filtered (using imported filters), it is then packaged in kegs (probably made from imported materials), bottles (domestic), and cans (imported and specifically targeted by aluminum tariffs). This is before we even get into distribution to market.Toilet paper can use either domestic or imported lumber as the original precursor. The equipment to manufacture, roll, store, and transport it all contains imported parts. The electronics required to maintain the factories contain imported parts. The workers wear uniforms and PPE that is also imported. The company won't pay a penny of that themselves if they can help it.
>>60202059People will literally break into homes to steal ovens and fridges.
>>60202041I don't even know how to process the fact that so many people live in a totally different reality. Eventually they will wake up and the market will tank. Or maybe not, who fucking knows anymore
>>60202032liar! micron technology and texas instruments manufacture in the us
>>60202075ovens are pretty heavy dude
>>60202040so we're fucked? should i sell my $SPY calls i bought?>>60202044>>60202053>>60202058>tfw no one to kiss at tariff ball drop
>>60202082and where do they get their rare earth metals to make that shit?
>>60202075>People will literally break into homes to steal ovens and fridges.Okay, the pieces sell; but who's buying???? You ever ask yourself that??
>>60202104Yeah>tfw no one to kiss at tariff ball dropNot in this economy
>>60201472Same. It's actually insane how God like my powers are. I'm able to always bend the entire universe to do the opposite of my will
>>60202118No one is. Shits about to be crazy.
>>60201907There is not a single item that won't be affected. Even products made entirely in the US will be subject to the substitution effect and have their prices dragged up as a result.Even if you could theoretically find some product or service that has zero foreign inputs anywhere in its supply chain, that thing likely has foreign alternatives that will leap in price, driving demand for that product and driving its price up as well.The one saving grace(?) is that if there's a broad collapse in consumer spending, that could eventually lead to oversaturation and cause deflation like what happened during the Great Depression. Though if that happens the Chinese will probably have it way worse in that respect, so much overcapacity with nobody to pay for it.
We'll just grow bananas in the frozen tundra of north dakota dont worry
>>60202125I think it's a law of the universe that the day you buy a stock that stock goes down. It happens with 100% certainty, without fail. Days afterwards can be fine, but right after you buy it? It's going down.
...and the tariffs are up
>>60202078>I don't even know how to processYou're not the only one. This level of pure global retardation is unprecedented. At least in historical cases of mass delusion the mind virus was isolated to a single region. Now we have the internet which spreads stupid ideas to the entire globe and algorithms that reinforce people's worst impulses. Even worse, the upheavals we're witnessing are just the tip of the iceberg. There's no brakes on this train other than total collapse.
>>60202096So? Back in the day people used to burglar homes to steal heavy ass CRTs that were worth maybe 100 dollars. With good timing a team of dudes and a van can break into places and leave with all the home appliances quickly. >>60202118People will fence the entire oven to people whose units just failed and can't afford a new model. They'll go to fences who deal in home appliances. Dryers, washers, space heaters, etc. You'll see listings for these items sky rocket on sites for local shit like facebook marketplace.
>>60202050Bought a 4k 80 inch TV a couple years ago for like $500. In the past 2 years I've also bought four 20TB external HDs that I've filled with tons of movies that I watch, maintain, and share with friends through a plex server. Thank you China, I will miss you.
>>60202230>externalewwwwthose are no good for running 24/7 dude
>>60201940>then what will NOT be effectedass
>>60202284literally nothing wrong with running shucked hdds
>>60202225>on sites for local shit like facebookDoes any of that already happen?
>>60202303...we have a winnerass and pussy are gonna be cheap as fuckso that's a silver lining, I guess
>>60201940>he hasn't had any family get laid off during a recession>he hasn't bought anything with international taxes tacked on>he hasn't heard of the theory of alienation>he hasn't ever asked himself what commodity production means>he hasn't read the first three chapters of capital vol. 1 >he hasn't seen the milton friedman pencil vidc'est fini
>>60202311those are all shit tier drives that don't handle being on all the time that well
>>60202346High capacity are almost all CMR, perfectly fine
>>60202351There is more to a disk than just being CMR or not. One of the many things wrong with externals is the absolutely awful temperatures they will get to under normal operation.
>>60202065NEW THREAD:>>60202047>>60202047>>60202047
>>60202315Of course it does. You can find all sorts of shit on facebook. The whole "nobody uses facebook anymore" mostly just refers to using the wall to connect with their real life friends. Its still a massive site for people selling second hand items, stolen items, items bought with stolen credit cards, and so on.
>>60202346>>60202385stfu retardyou know not of what you speak
>>60201903okay, that's relievingI've got 400$ of tea coming from china, paying 75$ on that isn't the worse but paying 360 fuck that
>>60202995De Minimis Tariff Increase doesn't take effect until May 2.
>>60202428did facebook overtake Craigslist for selling stolen stuff?
