The worst has yet to come edition>Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorPrevious: >>60202047
>>60202795how long until the suicide hotline gets defunded?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHORANGE KIKE AND HIS MIGGERS
>bonds down>stocks down>dollar downokay cool where's the money going?????
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYDs1rwIG28
From the 2ch thread. No wonder China is dumping treasuries. Jesus christ.
Can I get off this ride yet?Even Treasuries are getting smoked.
magaloids aren't human
>I can no longer sit back and allow Chinese infiltration, Chinese indoctrination, Chinese subversion and the international Chinese conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious balance of trade.
Nip stock thread:https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309615171.htm
WHY DOESN'T 2CHAN EVER LINK TO US??? THIS IS A TRADE IMBALANCE!!!
I'm 100% into inverse, how long before the crash starts effecting me personally? I'm just a regular wagie.
>>60202825Outside of the US and into Swiss Francs, Gold, Euros, Yens, etc.
>>60202825in the pocket where it should be
>>60202825I'm about to check under my couch cushions.
>>60202825Shanghai Stock Exchange is up
>>60202834What stocks get shilled hard over there?
>>60202759 #Im from dc, have a masters in math, make 6 figs remote as a software engineer, didnt vote for this, but am all cash and happy this is happening. everyone that got hooked on this retard market for the past 2 years is finally going to burn, while i buy everything from them so they can afford coffee and the newest iphone. everyone seething brings nothing but joy to my facehow does that make you feel?
>>60201724>YWNBARWi'm male geg, troons have completely mindbroken your kind. >>60202648unless the banks shit the bed you're safe for now, but consider moving to a credit union>>60202828holy shit
>>60202828
>>60202840prices will start rising immediately as companies put in orders for supplies
>>60202831Fucking brilliant.
>>60202828Does Bongald want to destroy America or is he doing it all on accident?
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309615171.htmJaps are laughing at the US
Holy shit Nikkei down 4.5%
i can't sleep
>>60202850China already said they were gonna prop it up, that's all artificial.
>>60202828Doesn't this just turbo-charge the incentive to abandon the USD as the world reserve currency?BRICS was already working on that.
GUYSHOW FAST LONG UNTIL THIS EFFECTS RETAIL PRICES?
bro...
How long until the Jews loose their composure and we see circuit breakers? When are they doing the economic 9/11? I call Thursday. Tomorrow will be the day they do it, just like the Great Depression.
>>60202874End of the month
>>60202825to stable shit like Suisse banks
>>60202834>may.huh?>>60202874tomorrow, there is literally no reason for foreign countries to hold USD anymore because you get taxed
>>60202828Does that mean I'll pay taxes on holding stocks on US exchanges??
the hero we needed, but the hero we didn't deserve.
>>60202877I wasn't convinced we'd see circuit breakers tomorrow but this bond shit unironically may trigger them.
>>60202882yes
It's beautiful
>>60202871So why not use the cash from the Treasury sales to do it
DO NOT CHECK FUTURESI REPEATDO NOT CHECK FUTURES
Very funny, donnie. You can reveal the 4D chess move, now.
>>60202834Actually surprised by how similar their threads are, business is global I guess.
>>60202867someone post an apology from biz, it wont let me
>>60202828HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHe's literally and unironically trying to destroy the USHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60202825Out of the dumpster fire.
I.... I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT... I MISS BRANDON
>>60202868>take 36 long years to recover>get dumped on by orange retardsneak peak of the future of the S&P
>>60202870I was up until almost 5am on Sunday night, thinking this might be another one of those
my money is safe in my brokerage, r-right?
>>60202868DOWN 5%
>>60202910cool now show us the chart where the dividends are factored in because every company in that index pays one
>it's real AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHCLOWN WORLD
>>60202898oh boy
>>60202927BRO... CAN THIS RETARD SHUT UP FOR ONCE HOLYFUCK
>>60202885Very funny
>>60202795https://youtu.be/scaalqVFRZY?si=LFY9iHTP1h80p2qc
>>60202909We missed out on more of him. More market gains and it would have been fun watching as all of his aids try and keep him composed for 4 more years. Imagine the absolute weekend at Bernie's scenario of his final year kek
i'm anticipating the GMP(great migger purge) in a few weeks. every single nigher in the caabinet and shill will be thrown out the streets and lynched, humiliated and brvtally executed by an angry mob
>>60202927
>>60202927Kek, based
>>60202878>End of the month>>60202881>tomorrowWHICH IS IT!?WHEN IS THE TOLIET PAPER GOING TO 10 USD
gift from jp /biz/
Bond market is gonna make investors run for the fucking hills
>>60202923Now adjust for inflation.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAImagine buying the yesterday top. Imagine being a retarded coper thinking there will be last minute dealAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60202867>Why is this old man trying to bring his own country to suicide?It's probably the same as trying to cure cancer with folk remedies, sothe person himself is very serious.Very wise
>>60202948adjust SPY for inflation while you're at it
>>60202795>Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)Can any suicidal chinks confirm this?
Bet you wish you had trans athletes and DEI now, huh?
>>60202880>stable shit like Suisse banksKek
why does nikkei have a lunch break?
This whole thing makes me think the bitcoin maxis are right
>>60202927he's emboldenedhe's going to make ridiculous demands then get told to fuck off
uhhh guys should i convert my USD to JPY now? exchange rate is eating my gains
>futures going towards 3%
>>60202972Most Asian exchanges have a lunch break
>>60202960They generally prefer copying the wall street banker or running in front of incoming train
>>60202972how else would they eat lunch?
>>60202920Yes, because I'm not the one trading it.
People were paying over $600 for a SPY and you didn't think it was the top?
>>60202837wwwwwwwwwww
>>60202972just getting ready for 4 more hours of seppuku
>>60202972>why does nikkei have a lunch break?Why does anyone have a lunch break? What are you, a slave driver?
>>60202868>>60202921The fact that it didn't hit circuit break more than once already means that the market is still living under the delusion that this is just something he will go back on before the end of the week
Fed confirmed powerless
>>60202972I imagine absolute panic and seppuku then a calm sushi and rice ball lunch followed immediately by more panic and seppuku
>>60202987>insane work culture where you have to work 18 hours a day and can't leave your desk for any reason>lunch break for tradingI don't get itare the rules different for the ruling class or something? I thought jap bosses work a lot too.
>>60203007Boiling frog, it's a slow death, not a quick one. Which means the eventual quick death will be horrific.
>>60202880 >stabledidn't they just demonetize Russia?
>>60203009so germany will be the first one to watch tonight?
>>60202909a literal vegetable as President would be betterlike a turnipor an eggplant
>>60202952>Imagine being a retarded coper thinking there will be last minute deali'm just thinking about the mounting dread as the radio silence continued through the day. i wonder what time they faced the truth?
How much would the market jump if somebody got him?
I dont own any stocks and am just here to laugh at all of you. No I dont own peniscoin or whatever either.
It’s a good thing I bought that iPad before the tariff talk
>>60203016They were about to go belly up in 22 and we're saved by a hail marry buy out
China is dumping treasuries
>>60203010Yeah no shitFed exists to adjust to unemployment and inflation Fed can't undo small businesses waking up to 6 figure tariffs in their fucking supply chain
>>60203010Great twitter screenshot nigger. A+ commentary.
>>60203027unfortunately van would continue the project
>>60202941I wish. But there's a good chance they're going to get (metaphorically) murdered in the midterms
Dang, not bad
>>60202873They are trying, but getting them to agree to anything is a uphill battle up a very steep hill. This shit might make that hill a little less steep.
>>60202978It doesn't matter what sort of deals he makes with the rest of the world, all that mattered was China. Without China the U.S. is nothing because it has no manufacturing base either at home or abroad. Even though it lost its domestic industry, at least the U.S. had a manufacturing partner abroad. Now it has neither. It's fucked. Apple and Microsoft are fucked bigly, a lot of other companies too. Boeing is plummeting. All the U.S. companies are dependent on China.
>>60202945look at her go!
>Miss me yet?they're just like us bros...
>>60203028We're all shorting the market and making bags off this. Right Guys?
>>60202978Yes I think the Chinese have the right idea Trump likes Macho
>>60203016yeah because they invaded a country retard
>>60203037some anon said yesterday that they will do exactly that
>>60203015it doesn't make sense, it dumped ultra hard on monday and then almost recovered fully on tuesday and now it's only 4% downWe are looking at the most obvious signs of world wide recession that will last for god knows how long and the it's only down 20% YTDThis has to be institutional investors dumping all their bags on morons and getting ready for a real crash later this month
>everyone abandons american currency in favor of bitcoin>yfw
>>60203027>notkim id>posts about assassinationReally makes you think
>>60203042I don't think Vance is capable of committing to the act that much. He's stopped tweeting since the tariff shit happened.
>>60203042I think he would put temp pause, then outright remove them through some symbolic deals.
>>60202993>tfw actually bought a few at the topYa, don't remind me you fuck.
>>60203060Didn't the Israeli's do that twice in 1 year though ?
>>60202969kek
>>60202909Say sorry to your local dei chaplain, NOW
>>60203052why would anybody miss the guy that created all the right conditions for trump to return?
>>60203076let's not get anti-semitic now
In January 2025 my account was down -65% from January 2024, I was a depressed mess. I was trading like shit but I was most depressed because I lost about 40% between December 14 2024 and January 1 2025It took me 4 months to recover an entire year and I had to multiply my account x2.85 times to break even, but I finally did itNever give up anon, recovering is possible. I know it is. Keep fighting, anon-kun!
>>60203076Shh. Don't tell him about the Turks in Cyprus and Syria, or the Saudis in Yemen. Let him live in the blissful fantasy where only Russia launches invasions and Western states are really deeply morally concerned about invasions.
>>60203066lol, lets have a pump and dump tulip scheme as the reserve currency
>>60203027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA
>>60203007>the market is still living under the delusion that this is just something he will go back on before the end of the weekThis seems right. People are unhappy, but there's still this underlying sense of optimism. There's been no capitulation.
reminder that there are retail investors currently STILL buying the dip
>1 hour into April 9thwell?
how??
>>60203052The japs are surprisingly in tune with our politics. Hopefully that means I might not get lynched on my next visit as a blue stater.
>>60203066That might be why BTC is pumping hard right now -- people expecting it to be the safe harbor money flows to.Fuck, I might need to close my MSTZ position over this. I was hoping for that one.
>>60203042V right now is a snake and totally hooked to maga but would drop the totally suicidal shit if put in charge
>>60203027I think it will happen, probably some pissed off guy who lost his 401k. Maybe in a few months.
>worst 3 day span in stocks ever>some of the worst week long dumping we've seen in a long time>there's been no capitulationlol.
>>60203110>he doesn't knowTax haven retard
has the US gotten a lot of foreign business investment lately?
>Your Honor, my president may look like an idiot and act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you—he really is an idiot.
>>60203110it's a tax haven anon... they have infinite money glitch
>>60203104Where is retail even getting all this money? Seems like they lose every trade ever.
>>60203104they are just exit liquidity retards for institutions
>>60203076Anti semite
>>60203110link to the entire thing
>>60203037>>60203064what do we do? i got cash do we buy bonds or justs hold cash? open cd?
>>60203131every since the 10% things are getting paused left and rightobviously its only been a few days
>>60203120He doesn't care
>>60203065We are dealing with a large portion of the American populace who is living in a totally different reality than us. As soon as they realize shit is fucked, then everything goes to hell.
>>60203120under the textbook definition of the term, we only just entered a bear market as of a couple days ago
When am i supposed to sell this bros?
>>60202901They dont call it globalisation for nothing
Consider the following: DCA and touch grass. Close your computer.
>my exit strategy is being poor
>>60203152>a large portion of the American populacebut I'm talking about the Nikkei, this delusion is not just in the US
>>60202825Sitting on the sidelines in cash waiting for some kind of clarification on an appropriate strategy going forward, more or less. The way all this was surprise announced (the severity, not the announcement itself) followed by the mass confusion caused by conflicting statements from Trump and his cabinet about the end goal, threw off everyone. Now it's going to be a scramble over the next several weeks to reposition. Expect a violent kangaroo with a lot of sessions that don't seem to make any sense in light of anything that's happening. A lot of money is already moving around very fast in unclear directions.
>>60203156about 4 years ago
>>60203156in December of 2020 apparently
>>60203156keep holding it might go back up
>>60203120The crazy thing is the history books will overlook the fact that a fake tweet launched the market up 4 trillion dollars in an hour only for it to come all the way back down. This past week and a half have been nuts to watch
>>60202972They are more civilized than us.
>Stocks down>Dollar down>Yields upLooking spooky bros>>60203148Yes put your money in bonds
>>60203166That I can't explain. Wishful thinking? Idk, nothing makes sense to me any more
>>60203166to be fair to everyone, it IS really hard to believe that anyone who was elected to the highest office in the world could be this retarded
tried talking to my family about the tariffs, not even any politics just "hey this is what is happening and this is why you should care", but they think i'm just being dramatic/anxious and that none of this will affect them.
>>60203097the simple explanation is they only gave a fuck somewhere in europe proper got invaded anon, it's that simple they just don't give a fuck about the browns or the not brown but might as well be brown for how irrelevant they are poor fucks in cyprus
>>60203120Yes. The S&P 500 is what, 20% below its all-time high? When there's a true crash, drawdowns are like 50%-60%.And by historical standards, stock valuations are still high.
>>60202795So in hindsight was Yemen in fact the true killer of the empire ?
>there's been no capitulation
https://files.catbox.moe/w87pdd.mp4
>>60203200Nasdaq dropped 30% in 2022, and were going even lower than that
>>60203104Yes. It's all me. Every day.
It's so fucking crazy, he could make all these trade deals and basically get better trade than they've been getting, as well as truly suffocate and screw over China, and yet he doesn't. He's so stuck on the deficit idea even though it makes no goddamn senseWhat the fuck is going on
>>60203204Afghan, again
Gold & silver firm
MAGA will defend this btw
>>60203221based bagbrogo all in
>>60203163hey mine too! can't lose money if you don't have any
>>60203180Even funnier thing is, the exact same guy is STILL tweeting and he tweeted some deceptive shit earlier about how congress is going to stop all this. He just can't help himself.
https://x.com/RayDalio/status/1909296189473693729Very good analysis from the good gent Ray Dalio. This isn't a normal crash this is historical, absolutely destined to happen, someone had to do it they chose Trump because he is hardheaded and dumb as fuck and also a pretty unshakable badass guy. Nobody else could go through the insane shit we are about to go through besides Trump because he is just the right retard for the job. Democrats secretly know this that is why nobody has raised that bad of a stink about it.
>>60203226he is a bumbling doofus high on retardation from peter redardo
>>60203192My plan is to mock them after it becomes clear that they're getting fucked and remind them that this is what they voted for.
>>60203192based
>yfw you're european
>>60203027don't do it anon ;)
>>60203046Copper/Gold ratio watchers are playing High Speed Dirt this very moment. We are only 0.000003 copper/gold away from the lowest that it's ever been. Unlike your AI bullshit, this is actual math that is objective.https://www.longtermtrends.net/copper-gold-ratio/
>>60203204this all happened because they shot a gorilla in 2016
>>60203245>your EuropeanYour fucked as well technically everyone is fucked lol
>>60203245>yfw when you have most of Europe's gold in US vaults
>>60203245only a couple hours until you get shit on, but maybe not as much as america
>>60203245We are even more fucked because we don't matter.
>>60203204it was the Internet
>>60203227Literally "who must go?" >brits try and occupy >British empire gone>soviets try to occupy >USSR gone>Us tries to occupy >
>>60203240For real? I would have assumed whoever posted that would be in some interrogation cell right now. I think even Reuters fell for that post and added to the hysteria
>>60202985>I lost everything in the latest crash and now I want to die>guess I'll go publically criticise the CCP
>>60203192I know "nothing ever happens" is a meme but that's exactly how human cognition works.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalcy_bias
>>60203240Based I hope he fucks up and makes the market rally on fake news again
>>60203254Go further back they laughed at Trump at correspondent dinner and Trump took it personally
How bad does it have to get before enough republicans join the democrats to take the tariff powers away?
>>60203245>Do nothing>WinWe cant be stopped
>>60202834>bump limit (1k posts) hit alreadynew thread jfchttps://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htmThis is just stock thread btw, there are a dozen of trump shitposting threads. Nips are mad
>>60203169Whenever I see images like this I feel a sense of jealousy and self-hate at the fact that I can't get my drawings to look better than a 6yo's,
what do
free jazz timehttps://youtu.be/KnZDHaVDMRM
>>60203245
Uhmmmmm bros, what's happening to the 30yr t‐bills?
>>60203245>cuck out>win anyway
>>60203245Our slow reaction time is definetly helping industry I’m glad they’re not headlesschicken running it
Imagine if the Supreme Court didn't steal the 2000's election.
>>60203250>copper and goldworthless trash
>>60203277It will eventually happen. Probably next month sometime. Theres already a fair amount of GOP joining with them on this
>>60203277getting a bill thru one side - not too hard because you only need a few on the opposing side to agreegetting a bill thru bost sides - pretty damn hard when even splitsgetting a bill for trump to sign - impossible, he will veto damn near anythingafter that, its sent back to congress, which needs a 2/3rds majority vote to overrideimpossible
>>60203192I stopped bothering after COVID. I spent most of january trying to explain to people that shit was going to hit the fucking fan and NOBODY would listen to me.
>>60203284Invest in rope before demand surges.
>>60203284PRINT??!!!
currently LARPing as a japanese salaryman on the cusp of the lost decade chugging sapporo and eating seafood cup noodle watching the futures and commodities increasingly rapidly fallany tips on how to further enhance this feel?
>>60203233>go all inI already did. Don't tell anyone, I want to look confident.
>futuresaightrespectfully
>>60203303There has to be a point where they veto override it. It can get that bad.
>>60203304I hear you. I caught that shit in late February and nobody cared or believed me. It sucked, too. Most people got delta / omicron later on and let me tell you what those strains were so much less potent than the original. Shit had me coughing up blood.
>>60203277People dont seem to grasp that this isnt just "wall street" and this will fuck millionsSo, pretty bad lmao
>>60203241After finally hearing him talk at length Dalio is kind of a retard
>>60203304Went through the exact same thing. Was fucking weird, felt like Chicken Little.
>>60203311Go to a room half the size of the one you're in now and sit on the floor.
>>60203284crack open your neighbor's head and feast on the goo inside
So the bet on aftermarket/futures being gay turned out correct and I'll get a decent sum out of that. The greed demon in me wants to put a loose stop loss and ride more gains from premarket and open but I think this is the time to put a close stop loss and secure the gains.
>>60203282>everyone confused and asking if trump is a retard>crying about their losses>rope posting>pics of biden eating ice cream cones saying "miss me yet?">some guy posting his AI sloppa>serious discussion interspersed with questions>right next to random pornIt's exactly the same
>>60203311do it in a closet to represent your typical tokyo apartment sq footage, sit on the floor. bonus points if a decades old slice of life anime plays quietly in the background on a 13" sony trinitron.
>>60202795>Empires last 250 years>It's 249 years of America
>>60203192Relatable
>>60203148Its actually literally patriotic to own bonds right now since it will actually mess with Chinas ability to take us down if that matters also taking into account that Trump is on a righteous mission and he is basically Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men "you want me tariffing and upending that global economy. you NEED me there. because when you need to stop the Chinese from owning us, you need someone willing to go into the thick of the shit"type of attitude.For zoomers: this even looks like Trump lmao and some young man is questioning why he did what he did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FnO3igOkOk
I wanna disappear where should i go to disappear bros?
Stock and bond prices are going down. Fine. But will house prices go down?
>>60203284If I was in Jpow's shoes I would resign. Orange Man is gonna blame him no matter what he does. Only winning move is not to play, go home and watch it all burn.
>>60203354Canada.Prairies.
>>60203351Jack Nicholson was the bad guy
>>60203284Fed doesnt do anything until it has its data
>>60203351Please go back to Facebook, grandpa.
>>60202828ah, so here's the answer for my question (>>60203106)funny shit, I had read that a couple of days ago. I thought it would take weeks to reach that point, but...here, read this, you retards:https://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdfsafer link in case you are scared of PDFshttps://docs.google.com/viewerng/viewer?url=https://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
>>60202795>yields are starting to recover
can nvidia crash to 50$ so i can make some money
>>60203362lmao
>>60203362nobody is going to lend you money to buy houses if this continues
>>60203375China's been doing it for 2 days, theyre playing mind games to fuck with it
>>60203378Its ok, he can just squat in one of the empty foreclosed ones that nobody can buy
>>60203346what will we be remembered by? music and entertainment?
You know whats funny? probably the safest place to be right now is Mexico.
>>60203301Dumbest post of the thread award
>>60203192You don't have to swallow ALL the doomscrolling as truth dude. Maybe you are wrong, just chill bro.
between dow s&p and nasdaq, which line is your favorite to obsess over
>>60203264truly, we fell for one of the classic blunders
>>60203389>He didn't see the story about Trump weighing drone strikes on the Cartel Oh no no no
>>60203354Alaska? Nauru? Pitcairn?
ok but can banks fail from this realistically?
>>60203104I bought some dip, but I'm still 95% cash, eye oil right now, sub 50 oil is just not sustainable, companies will stop production and then the price will shoot back up again
so goldbugs were right?
>>60203400no
>>60203400If it continues? Yes, banks can absolutely fail from dual failures of both stocks and bonds.
>>60203354Patagonia
>>60203391SHOOTIN MY JIZZY JIZZUM>>60203400>ok but can banks fail from this realistically?Not a fuckin chance, kid. Just slurp.
Where can i get murdered the quickest? Should i get in a boat and sail to that remote island that has those jungle people on it?
>>60203393dow because it's 1 letter away from down (syndrome)
>>60203393stupid and poors 500
>>60203277the GOP has spent the past 15 years purging itself of anyone who had a spine, first to stand up to "the base" from 2010-2016, then to Trump the rest of the time. It's why the senate which is chock full of fossils with longer terms are the one spot you still see any resistance among Republicans while the House is Jim Jones tier kool aid drinkers.With that said Trump is now a lame duck while these Republicans will eventually have to face an electorate, and the dirty secret is even now most Congressional Republicans aren't actually that trumpy in private. So you need things to get apocalyptic enough a Republicans in "safe" seats start sweating, or evidence the Republican base has somehow broken out of the MAGA Mania
>>60203400Banks as a whole will get bailed out. But individual banks can fail at any time. No bank can survive a run, for example.
>>60203010This dude is wrong, he is like all you jerks, obsessed with STONKS. Rate cut allows for government to pay way less on its ginormous ass debt and save unbelievable billions of dollars IDIOT.
>>60202944>WHICH IS IT!?between tomorrow and the end of the month>WHEN IS THE TOLIET PAPER GOING TO 10 USDbuy a bidet>>60202945its over>>60203042that entire theil crowd is riding the coattails of trump.>>60203066btc dumps when the market dumps lol
>>60203419
>>60203400https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315
>>60203408>so goldbugs were right?it only took 200 years
>>60203436China is dumping US debt and driving interest rates up rn retard
>>60203362Lumber for building was already expensive. More than half of imported US lumber comes from Canada or China. We are going to hit price levels that shouldn't even be possible.
>>60203419Start a stock market on that island, you will be swimming in pussy and coconuts.
>>60203109THE TARRIFS START AT 12:05PM NOT NOW
10 year yield peaked and is decreasingis the crash cancelled?
>>60203438Amusing, but Detroit isn't actually as dangerous anymore as its reputation. Go to Chicago instead, you'll be dead in 15 minutes.
>>60203433dems are hardly any better>>60203408boomer rocks always win.
>haven't masturbated yet today even onceNo wonder I'm so cranky
>>60203419watch the original opening of die hard 2
When is the deep state coming to save us?
>>60203447It's only just begun
>>60203436Ah yes, cutting rates in the midst of a price shock due to tariffs and distrust in the USD. We are entering uncharted waters friend.
>>60203446Every ship on their way from Chyna also get the new tariffs?
>>60203439
>>60203439>it wasn't even Chyna selling off their bondsOh dear
>>60203439i-is this good for my nikkei calls?
>>60203447Lol
>>60203389How do I learn Mexican fast? I need to execute my Peruvian yoga class for tourists escape plan.
>>60203443Is that bullish for WY and PCH? They haven't been doing well lately.
>>60203447>finally hit 5% after years of resistance>is this a nothingburger?what do you think retard
>>60203447domestic vs foreign tug of war on bond market right now, foreign governments dumping them domestic hedge funds buying them
>>60203447That's bad
>>60203452here, have a cute 2D slut on me
>>60203277You're acting as if the democratic party was still a thing. They have no leaders, no speakperson, no unity, no nothing.Their party ended it's long geriatric agony the day Bloumpf won the elections. Please remember the events that day : a crowd of 24 ppl was before the campaign HQ and Kamala didn't even bother get out of the building to say sorry/kiss goodbye to her supporters, and there was this fat HR nigress holding the mic telling the few ppl there they needed to disperse but were allowed to keep their orange juice gobelet with them on the way out while some gay rap music was playing.
>>60203331>>60203342Thanks, anons, I'll get right to it.
>>60203475it hit 4.5%
>>60203464all daijoubu...
>>60203449>dems are hardly any betterthey managed to defenestrate their incumbent presidential nominee at the last minute this is the weirdest thing imaginable to say kekoh the democrats have many, many issues but their circle the wagons instincts are those of a regular political party
I was holding cash and thought I should start DCAing in over the next 12-15 weeks. Got in Sunday night 24 hour markets and as soon as I seen everything start turning down today I sold everything and took profits. Guess it's not time to start buying in yet.
what will his response be?more tariffs?
>>60203439Huge day for 10Y, good luck America
>>60203311Turn the shame knob up. Way up.
>>60203311Smoke 1 pack of cigs every 2 hours while holding your head between your hands. Feels guaranteed.
>>60203439it's over
>>60203497150% and a middle finger.
>>60203496Yea, I've been waiting to buy for a week now.
>>60203452do push ups
>>60203497complete and total embargo of us goods and services. the 2025 reunification of chinese taipei.
>>60203311your background noisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xlmau8CLmg
>>60203447Not really getting why this is bad id there are sellers there are buyers. The fed didn’t change prime rates. China just dumped the bond for less than it’s worth to someone else probably in the US? We are just repatriating the debt?
>>60203497since the only thing that can stop the Tangerine Tyrant at this point is complete economic ruination that pisses off even his retard cultists, I am forced to say: Thank you President Xi, for having a spine
Guys I dont think we're in the golden age of america anymore
>>60203388Video games as well Anon
>>60203496Not sure you get how dca works
Good morning /smg/Have the Bobos won?
>>60203536stop posting my wife in this shithole
>>60203523Line went up when it should be going down, everyone expected it to go down as it always does when the stock market shits the bed.People that understand lines get scared and lose trust. Or that may have been Xi intent.It's a warning shot that they can do it again, at a worse time.
>>60203497Dumping every last treasury, probably.
>>60203535I understand how it works but I'm not gonna leave profits on the table during this mess. I wasn't sure it was time to start buying in yet and now I got my answer
>>60203388being the first economic zone rather than a nation.
>>60203418congratulations on your award anon
>brent at 60>WTI at 57RIP fracking industry
>>60203558everything is fucked
>>60203536won? won?? they haven't even begun to win, and mumus are already being impaled on fucking stakes like janissaries in 15th century Wallachia
>>60203497We're gonna see some serious shit, he doesn't want to look weak on the US
>>60203558BASED hopefully they pivot to geothermal
>>60203558RIP Russia
>>60202834Powell-san...
>friend voted for Trump to own the libs and fell for the culture war DEI nonsense>he's now down over $25k on forex and stocks and will be down even more tomorrow>mfw
>>60203558Remember five years ago, when the oil price went negative? Good times.
>>60203548and now he's gone, along with all the other babysitterswe are so fucked
>>60203558Berta bros... we're cooked
>>60203138they are selling bonds
>>60203536i've lost all my gacha investment money and now i will no longer be able to afford yi xuan
>>60203548Literally the black person story about shoes
>>60203536The battle, but not the war.Bears can never win.>>60203556Thanks, pal. I owe it all to you(r post)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edeh2SQK9xU
>>60203550DCA gets you the average over 12 weeks or whatever. I started my 12 week $15k a week into avus/avuv 50:50 portfolio that I run everywhere monday. It just runs automatically I don’t think about it. If you are doing a long term buy and hold you don’t take profits for decades to win on taxes. Next time I am up I will buy protective puts though that’s whats missing from my strat I think. My takeaway from this.
Are pokemon cards the safest investment right now?
how much bonds did china sell
>>60203580>tfw you were there to buy oil tanker companiesgood times, desu
>>60203548>I-i... just DO OKAYfucking fat retard
>>60203581>and now he's gone, along with all the other babysittersgood.
>>60203574Tbf they have alot of forex reserves to work with I think they were expecting lower oil prices but this apocalyptic
>>60203607in the short term? probably. Once people don't have money to buy them anymore though probably not.
>>60202837they are lurking
>>60203625link?
>>60203548my father worked in a bluestone quarry for 30 years which managed to get him silicosis and a fucked back. I've never shied away from helping him if he needed it but I also knew very quickly that I never in a million years wanted that jobI do agree we have a severe issue when it comes to entry level jobs in most industries frankly - in that there aren't enough of them for people who don't actually need/shouldn't bother with college, but the fetishization of blue collar work is just insanity imo
>>60203618their reserves were to wait out sanctions, not finance a 3-plus-year war AND sanctions AND a global oil crash AND a global recession, they are giga-fucked
>>60203569>geothermaltotal nothing taco, it is had any real potential it would have been used already. It does cause earthquakes though
>>60203591He's had those retard ideas for so long plus he's 80. You'll never get an 80 year old to change their view on anything
>>60203609For all we know it was Japan who betrayed.
>>60203638https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htmctrl+f 4chan
>>60203625>Hero I hope america-chan fix this soon hahaCute
>>6020283730% tariff on 2ch now
>>60203642the new tech is promisnig desu>>60203649>>60203649>>60203649new thread
>>60203625wish we could do anything about it, Japbroswish we could
>>60203388>being fat, drugged out, and retarded>starting out based, but becoming complete opposite by the end of the empire>having a successful globalization phase, during which point Europe, Australia, and many parts of Asia were acquired>unsuccessfully reverting to nationalism by the late stage of the decline>creating a debt based economy based on GovBux rather than gold>huge Judeo-Masonic influence, also huge Christian and occult influence>burgers, chicken, Mexican food>becoming fascist authoritarian by the end>having one civil war in the past, and possibly having another one now in the early 21st century>losing #1 global spot to ChinaAll the signs point in one direction btw
>>60203607Aren't people counterfeiting those?During the Covid crash, Chinese investors were buying rebar as a store of value. Look into that, lol.
>>60203678>buying rebar Actually good buy since >25 percent steel Tariffs >104 percent tariff on China
>>60203204Turns out Osama Bin Laden had done the killing blow all along.
>>60203548what book?
>>60203797Fear: Trump in the White House by Bob Woodward
>>60203470there are some cool apps these days you can install for instant translations, but u have to wave your phone around
>>60203548>trump wasn't buying itgod damnwe are fucking doomed
>>60203558did you guys not be alive 15 years ago or somethingthe break points are 50 and 40 for oil, 45 is sort of a teaser point too.
the grand joke is that houses will NEVER go down in value until every boomer and gen x squatting motherfucker is dead
>>60203548kek
>>60203607No luxury will go out the door fast solid investments are better now get a magazine full of fucking wood
>>60202859Seethe tranny.
>>60202945>tranime 4u gajinSend it back.
>>60203483I'm personally expecting big things from the democrat party now that the party establishment has been raped into irrelevanceThis is the opportunity the American left has been waiting for, a chance to finally break into US politics
>>60204884thats actually a very good point honestly there might be a silver lining to all this retardation if drumpf doesn't manage to completely rape the US beyond repair in the next 3.5 yrs in office but the pessimist in me thinks that americans are too retarded and big tech/corporations are too powerful to ever allow a real socialist movement to flourish again. i hope you are right though that would make all this uncertainty and schizophrenia worth enduring.
>>60203548>which would you prefer, Mr. President, if you had to choose between two jobs like that?>I would never work a job like that
