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bring him back
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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>>60203649
kill yourself tranny
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FIRST FOR WHY TF IS EVERYONE NOT BUYING THIS DELICIOUS DIP
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feels good man.
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Casino will be open soon, we gonna get that Ezy Money
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/smg/bros, pls say something nice to them
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>>60203669
The dip is going to get dippier. Why over pay?
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>silver down
>gold down
>bonds down
>stocks down
>USD down
?????
doesn't make any sense
i think this is retaliation for tariffs on israel after they lifted theirs.
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>>60203669
We are nowhere near the bottom.
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>>60203681
>Do something about execs
lmao like wish to be one?
>>60203683
I like double dipping
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Crash, you stupid market. CRASH!
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One day I hope to be rich enough to worry about liquidity
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I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.
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>>60203669
>BUYING THIS DELICIOUS DIP
I bought the dip this morning, now its dipping the dip. I only got so much dip buying power so gonna wait for a fucking crash before buying again.
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>>60203684
what exists without tariffs exists without my permission
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Are we gonna die in a few hours
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>>60203684
THANK YOU MR VICE PRESIDENT SIR
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THE RIDE???
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>>60203625
oh damn
>>60203666
meds
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Wheres pence? Someone needs to ring trumps neck
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>>60203702
>Are we gonna die in a few hours
In a few hours? No...not that quickly
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>>60203681
what the hell are WE supposed to do about it? but I hope our complete and utter retardation doesn't affect your country too badly, I like the Japanese
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>>60203699
What are you going to do instead?
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>>60203681
They're wondering why nobody has offed Trump yet
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RETVRN
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so how bad do you reckon its gonna crash?
give me your %'s anons
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Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
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4chansisters... our response?
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>>60203735
Mnuchin was such a gigachad
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H-Haha
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Im market selling everything on open.
This is it, this is the end. This is going to make the great depression feel like a walk in the park.
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Hope you sorry sons of bitches got in on the bottom of the 10 y
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>>60203742
can they tell their game devs to stop losing to china, i hate it
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>>60203735
This guy was based. Read his book, all he cared about was making the USD as strong as possible while maintaining order. New guy's a retarded cuck
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>>60203742
>>60203749
>4chansisters... our response?
tariffs, apparently
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>>60203735
feels like shit just want them back bros
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>>60203742
>>4ch
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>>60203742
That's just mean
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bought puts on monday

ignored the fakeout rally

big red dick time
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>>60203690
were not even at discount yet
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I voted for this
Clean it up 2cucks
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>>60203742
>>60203749
I won't apologize let the markets burn Trump is just making sure two absolute histories continue
>250 years is when a Empire falls
>Afghanistan is the graveyard of Empires
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>>60203723
Stare at the screen and doom, I guess. I'm full tilt bear right now, so that's good, but now I'm debating on if I need to close my MSTZ position because of this bonds nonsense. BTC's pumping and I'll bet it's because bonds are dumping, and if that continues MSTZ will rape me and I should get out now. But, it's also fucking retarded, MSTR should tank so I should be short on it.

I didn't expect this turn of events and now I need to think about it and decide now before morning.
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>>60203749
Only 52% elected trump the rest of us don't give a fuck
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObETEC5YnuM
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>>60203669
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>>60203660
This time it's a white swan though.
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2chan should be nicer to us. Trump may show them mercy
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>>60203689
people are holding cash
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>>60203742
>>60203749
what do they think about the sharty
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>>60203776
BTC going up is good for MSTR obviously, but interest rates going up is bad for MSTR because they've sold lots of bonds (convertibles)? Is that how the business works?
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are we trying to kill us?
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China is losing faster than us, they will fold soon,
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>>60203796
If they were nicer, maybe he'd even be gracious. Nasty nips.
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>>60203649
Hey you, japanese 2chan anons reading this thread: post more lolis in your 2chan thread, you have good taste
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I can still read....
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sleepy joe-sama i apologize...
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>be a millennial
>go into debt for college
>work hard
>get a good paying job
>pay off all my debts
>time to build a life
>save up money for a house
>still no gf but w/e
>dumbasses elect this fuckturd
>ruins everything
>makes all of my savings worthless
>i may actually be homeless
it's not fair. i worked hard. i did everything right. its not fair
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>>60203809
MSTR sells convertible bonds, and (so far) has not had to pay any of them back because they convert 100%. All of their convertible bonds up until 2028 are already fully converted, so that's not really a big concern for them.
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>>60203822
BASTARD SLINT EYES I LIKE ANIME
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Theme:
https://youtu.be/SqQAEl1Mz1Y?si=qVQOzjkpCKbe-rAY
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>>60203649
mood
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>>60203749
>do something about it.
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If I go to the bank and ask to withdraw all of my money, can I ask that they give it to me in Chinese Yuan?
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Why is BABA PUMPING THEY SHOULDNT BE PUMPING NOOOOO THE USA IS DONE FOR
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You gotta admit he did a masterclass in duping amerimutts into destroying their own cheap living standards and hegemony based on the dollar.
American democracy is even faker than ours, you cant bribe Putin like we bribed Trump to btfo himself
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Send hot asian chicks to fix the trade imbalance and we may show mercy
You dont hold the card 2ch, think carefully
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>>60203826
imagine being so normiegriod you didn't see any of this coming 20 years ago, you just follow what the system tells you and look where it got you you have only yourself to blame
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>>60203826
The strong do what they can, the weak suffer what they must.
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>>60203813
retard
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japan should be the new superpower so we can get panty shots in our games again
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>>60203847
Are yoou in some kind of fanclub?
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>>60203847
you're giving mr blueberryhill too much credit. trump is just a cocksucking jew
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When are we going to start seeing bank runs
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>>60203822
most phones can translate images nowadays
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>>60203766
Don't make that face! It's impolite.
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>>60203848
Now this would be 4d chess
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>>60203862
the banks are already empty lmao
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>>60203826
Millennials are the most fucked generation since WW1 and WW2
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>>60203864
What I didn't know that i feel old now
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>>60203862
A bank is already believed to be failing in Japan.
https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315
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>>60203862
Things would need to get really bad for that to happen, so maybe end of the month if things continue like this.
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We should combine forces with 2chan. Have they heard of SOXL or Clifftranny?
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>>60203873
Anon...
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>>60203864
ruski google has image translation also
https://translate.yandex.com/ocr
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>>60203847
retard zigger, putin is going to get fucked in the ass because oil prices are falling which will fuck over the russian economy
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>>60203864
Flip phonebros...I'm not feeling so good...
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SELL SELL SELL
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kek
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>>60203871
>graduate into the 2008 financial crisis
>just when you've gotten your shit back together, coof
>now this
I'm done with these once-in-a-century crises every decade, thanks
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>>60203864
How
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we're literally in the opening days of world war three and you're worried about you 401k
NIGGA YOU'RE GONNA DIE SOON
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>>60203749
they do actually have the right to criticize us here
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Why is china pumping right now. Our tarriffs were supposed to defeat them....
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>>60203903
They are pumping their market plus China investors knows stimmy is on the way
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終わりだ
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>>60203903
>he didn't buy YINN calls yesterday
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>>60203892
>>60203864
link thread
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>>60203802
im not sure they know about the sharty. but the sharty isnt really politically active in the way /pol/ is, theyre an extra psychotic offshoot of them that cares more about being a nuisance than anything. that and they havent gotten any major media coverage like 4ch did
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>>60203913
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The nips even know about Fox news. I don't know anything about Jap media
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>>60203922
because we're the main character of earth they're just a quirky side character
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>>60203910
Where is our stimmy?
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>>60203922
>I don't know anything about Jap media
I know about Gamecenter CX. Does that count?
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LMAO what the fuck?
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>>60203742
I don't know why Karyl is the mascot of 株スレ, but she is cute. I guess it's like Satania on /g/. I bet if 2ch were introduced to Bobo and other /biz/ characters they would draw funny stuff. Well, I guess Nikkei-chan has already gotten well acquainted with Bobo-sama.
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what foods are immune to all tariffs in america?
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This is how 50% of gen z looks like, do you think they'll be working in factories?
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>>60203932
there was an image of a loli getting fucked by a bear, so that's close i guess
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>>60203935
Why is he shaking his legs like that
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>>60203913
DAME DA NE DAME YO
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Guys, I don't think it was 4D chess and he was just retarded the whole time
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>>60203922
> he's never watched Dabidu Robatso ask for directions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjOk2H7uS8&list=PL886139F667C6DC2F
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>>60203910
Need a Xi money printer gif (panic xi wearing a smug xi mask)
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chibi stock market dropped
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I want to buy a nvdia 100 put so bad but I'll get fucked on open I just KNOW it
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>>60203935
>pic
Timmy's first lesson in risk management
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its so cool that america is collapsing exactly 250 years from its birth, if you know you know
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>>60203951
Tbf they have the Forex for them they don't care they will dump as long as they need
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the resistance bumps are getting weaker and weaker
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>>60203941
He probably attached those ball sized vibrators to his dick. The VR community is very inventive with how they masturbate
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>>60203669
I did. Sucked myself dry.
>>60203675
I suppose it's about time to break out that sign and do a stroll up and down wall street for the day
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>>60203962
Wonder if there is any pattern of empires hitting a decline milestone around 250 years. maybe someone can ask shatgpt
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>>60203965
the dead jelly cat bounce from Neopets (TM)
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>>60203962
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>>60203935
Glorious American future is incoming
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>>60203892
>they call jerome powell "パウパウ"
kek, sounds like the noise a puppy makes
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>>60203649
>down 15k in my 401k
Retirement accounts are a FUCKING SCAM.
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>>60203978
Nigga just.plant your own bamboo that shit grows fast as fuck lmao. Sure its invasive but fuck it
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>>60203982
wtf is this Jewish pyromancy?
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1 hour before Europe's market opens
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>>60203982
What nonsense is this?
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>>60203949
Stagflation baby
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Bitcoin recovering
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>>60203701
Based.

What right man would have it any other way.

You see all the faggots in this thread? That faggot over there hatless? You can read it in their posts. His complaint that a YWNBAWs portfolio is no bargain masks his actual case. That markets will not do what he wishes them to, never have, never will. That’s the way of things with them and thems life is so balked about by difficulty and become so altered of its intended architecture that they is little more than a walking hovel hardly fit to house the trading spirit at all. Can they, such a them, say that there is no malign thing set against them that there is no force majeure and no cause? Thems cries and shitposts will only evoke the same silence, and it is this silence that will prevail.
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>>60203895
have a modern phone.
it can be pretty finicky though.
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>>60204021
Dead cat bounce. Zoom out
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>>60204006
Qingyi crush me with your hag maxxed robot thighs
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pov: you're trump and you tariffed israel
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>>60204004
>>60204009
extra strength disinfectant
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>>60204031
It might not be. If both stocks and bonds are crashing, it would make sense for money to flee into BTC and gold.
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Watch the other hand. Mollusk has cards. Mars. The lodestone calls and long shall its will be done.
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I can't wait to find out what happened with the bonds in Japan
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>>60204036
Which eastern whore did they hire for the IDF ?
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>>60203965
it's like a heartbeat slowly dying
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>>60204036
HOW CAN I TARIFF ISRAEL, MYSELF?!?!?!
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>>60203916
>im not sure they know about the sharty.
good
>hey havent gotten any major media coverage like 4ch did
tbf there were a few school shooters shooters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioch_High_School_shooting
>>60203915
>https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htm
>>60203940
nasty
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>>60204048
>it would make sense for money to flee into BTC and gold.
Nah, the market is made up of conservatives and boomers, they'll withdraw the money and sit on it until the markets become more predictable
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>>60204076
I don't think it's Americans driving this. I think it's the Asian market doing this pump, and I honestly don't know how they feel about BTC.
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>>60203956
Aren't they literally already building a factory in the US?
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>european premarkets
It over x
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hour one of nofap, i'v been averaging 15 times per day for 5 months, something had to change
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>>60204090
Yes
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>>60203987
At least post the real video, anon
>>>/wsg/5853641
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>>60203649
Holy shit! we're mooning so hard on the futures. WERE SO BACK!!
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>>60203987
Looks nice. At least i get to sit down. Amazon doesnt let me sit down.
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>>60204094
impressive streak. keep it up!
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>>60203749
don't look at me
i intentionally spoiled my ballot with an invalid write-in and only voted in local elections
fuck being a part of the bullshit that is the federal circus
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>>60204069
>>https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309623266.htm
They migrated from bump limit, new current thread:
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309632448.htm
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>Microsoft canceled a $1 billion data center project that was planned to be built in Ohio

WHY?
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>Futures pumping
Hopefully fake and gay. Most likely.

Alright good night. May tomorrow be eventful.
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American farmers will have no where to sell their onions
You will have no money for groceries
Trump will have 0% approval
Basedboys are coming back bigly
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ARE THE 10Y YIELDS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
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>>60203774
>>250 years is when a Empire falls
literally not true at all. The guy who coined this considered the Ottomans to fall in the 16th century to make his formula work
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>>60204138
I don't know that they're pumping so much as easing off on how big of a gap down to shoot for
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>>60204141
>American farmers will have no where to sell their onions
It's hard to talk about certain agricultural commodities on this website
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>china pumping
>futures pumping
What the fuck. This market is dog shit. I was supposed to make money by everything dropping today. No logic garbage. How the fuck a company that just.lost their main area of business is up 6% overnight
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This is the last pump Mumus will see before an entire week of crimson red
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>>60204138
i bought SOXL and YINN calls yesterday on close with my put gains kek
let's see who wins
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>>60204142
zoom out
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>>60204158
>I was supposed to make money by everything dropping today
you were warned about the kangaroo
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>>60204094
getting a manufacturing job will probably help you
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>>60204135
oh. they dont have jannies over there huh...
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Why's the nikkei thing going up? Is it to do with the announcement soon?
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>>60204181
Probably betting on emergency stimmy
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how many kneepads should I buy after today?
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Good morning everyone, I almost couldn’t sleep I was so excited. So it happened at midnight after all, I can’t believe it!!! Did anything happen that I should know about? Going to set up my moka pot brewing while I wash my face and brush my hair, todays going to be super I can feel it
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>>60204181
I don't see why the Japs should be panicking that much, it's really just the US committing economic suicide with some collateral damage.
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>>60204204
he may as well say a deal is utterly impossible
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>>60204204
can't we just jump to the part where we embargo each other? fucking hell.
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Now you will have babies https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1909141870573424751
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>>60204204
just kek, prepare your anus baggies
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Isn´t it the case that tariffs make US exports even less competitive than they were before, hence increasing the trade deficit of goods? The heart of the issue is that the price of US products aren´t competitive. So basically the only way the trade deficit could be reduced is by making Americans just consume less. I guess higher prices would achieve that kek.
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>>60204166
I think the current dump cycle is losing steam, it may even pump later in the day or crab.
For now I'm shorting just for some quick bucks, maybe like +4% or so, and then I leave for the day. The inflation reports on Thursday may bring the markets down again anyways by confirming shit's fucked. And China may also retaliate to the 104% tariffs by Thursday pre market like they did with their last response (which was 2 days after Trump added those tariffs)
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>>60204204
can he at least make theoretically possible demands? this just makes us look retarded beyond belief.
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>>60203949
Enjoy stagflation mutt-child
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>>60204214
That's what he's been signalling the whole time. That he wants trade surpluses and tributes and outlandish shit, but people hear of possible 'deals' that are not possible and that's led to the massive hope people seem to have right now.
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>an entire year wiped out in a couple weeks
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>>60203742
tariff
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>>60204204
>how many kneepads should I buy after today?
Invest in a good pair, they're going to see a lot of use.
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>>60203749
Okay :)
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>>60203812
what board is this?
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china just taking it in stride those chads give 0 shits
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Biz crashed for a moment there, anyone else notice
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>>60204261
2ch I think
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>>60204204
Somebody stop him?
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>>60204265
They're apparently considering stopping cooperation on fentanyl reduction too.
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Me trying to invest with Trump at the wheel
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kek amerikeks will never recover from this
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>>60204224
>low birth rates were a big deal for the Romans
for the tiny senatorial class, during a specific time period, according to a guy bemoaning how degenerate everyone is, sure?
They had sky high fertility rates, like fucking 6+ children per woman. The problem was that half of them died as young children. This has nothing to do with "hedonism", nor was there a population decline, that happened hundreds of years later after several plagues and civil wars
t. shit nobody cares about enthusiast
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>>60203776
I'd give it a bit. I'm sure markets will settle on something a bit more stable than BTC.
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30 mins left...
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Trump says tariffs will help House Republican ahead of midterms
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>>60203649
How's Europe pre market looking ?
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>>60204281
I wanna invest into cunnies if you know what i mean
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>>60204288
he’s ACTUALLY just fully delusional
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>Reuters quoted sources as saying German economic institutes are to revise down their forecast for 2025 to just 0.1% growth, under projections that do not factor in the latest Trump tariffs.
Guess it's recession time for Germany.
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>>60204278
China wasn't even contributing too much to the fentanyl problem, now that Trump's fucked them they're probably going to push it out at industrial capacity / add it to Temu.
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>>60204282
That's actually good info I had been under the impression it was le urbanization always and everywhere
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>>60204288
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>>60204306
>EU that was on life support pre Tariffs is now going to finally crash
This is very Bullish all things considered if your economy doesn't crater and your near Europe
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>>60204282
It’s just a gigachad tradposter narrative, it means nothing
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>>60204299
I don't think I quite know what you mean. Please, clarify
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>>60204288
25th amendment
now
holy shit
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>>60204224
think I’d rather just kill myself
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>>60204306
And then one day, for no reason at all, the Germans elected...
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>>60204224
>baiting people this hard on a platform he owns
im not even mad that he's blatantly wrong
im mad that retards will bite the hook and give him the satisfaction of feeling right
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Thank god we ended up not pumping yesterday. Time to sloorp up.
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based
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>>60204338
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>>60204224
>"we're too prosperous"

Is he going to give up his billions?
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>>60204293
4 suicides so far in Stockholm, messages coming in about possibly 2 more in Frankfurt.
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>>60204338
Bold slurp but not outrageous
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>Euros at -3.2 to -3.5%
>Footsie at -2%
The perfidious anglo wins again today I think fellas
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its starting to sink in that this is no joke and we are in fact giga-mega fucking heemed. this might be the worst fin/econ decision in history.
honestly im tired of living through these generational once in a life time market resets every couple years. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STABILITY.
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>>60204351
>6 suicides in Europe
America going to be with Allah
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>>60204135
>https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1309632448.htm
i see ty
>>60204281
it's over
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>>60204288
no part of the Republican party is being helped by this. He is making them look both cowardly and useless here: first because they have done nothing to stop him, and those who have at least raised doubts about the plan have make no indication that are willing to or even can do shit about it. Ted Cruz, for example. He spoke up and followed it with... nothing. It's potentially good conditions for some republican to set themselves apart as something less than a lemming. No takers on that so far.
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>>60204354
Institutions can't make the decisions as retail investors. Even if they know the market is going to say, lose 50% of its value, unless there is a real catastrophe (like COVID or bank crisis) they cannot dump their clients' or shareholders' stocks all at once because that would violate their fiduciary obligations and put their jobs on the line. Institutions don't have an internal policy for what to do when tariffs are raised 104% because that hasn't happened for the past century.
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>>60204359
No stability for 4 years.
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>>60204359
>its starting to sink in that this is no joke and we are in fact giga-mega fucking heemed. this might be the worst fin/econ decision in history.
What makes you think that?
Is it the fact that your country freely printed as much money as it wanted, exported its inflation and had everybody lined up to buy their debt but decided to say "yeah fuck that it's a bad deal" or is it something else?
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>>60203649
>yields are going back up
Bullish or bearish ?
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>>60204347
>>60204352
Sorry I am a degenerate hoarder.
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>>60204371
What can they do? There's too many crazy house members to get enough of them to override a veto on taking away the tariff ability.
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>>60204380
yields going up while stocks crash is a nightmare scenario
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>>60204288
>Trump says tariffs will help House Republican ahead of midterm
Well republicans do prefer being the minority party in congress so you're not wrong
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Any intcels still alive? Anyone slurping? I started from 21 to 18 and I think I'm slurping too early...
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>>60204388
>What can they do?
Something more than radio silence and a shrug, perhaps.
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>>60204399
germany isn't open
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>>60204373
Don't I know it, I sold everything but vanguard can only email everyone saying "please please please don't sell just keep putting money in, you NEED to max out your ISA contribution this year right?"
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>>60203681
We're not doing anything nigga.
I just called Trump on the phone and congratulated him on his brilliant tariff plan. Said it was the greatest thing I've ever seen, pure art of the deal.
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Where would you like to die, Iran or Taiwan?
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>>60203749
based
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watching the nikkei makes me realize that even though this shit is already happening we're still not even close to being priced in
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>>60204399
I aint slupring shit nigga what the fuck
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>>60204414
Iran higher chance I don't end up in a video compilation called
>cool drone kills #37
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>>60204414
for fuck sakes 1pib this is a stock trading thread. fucking bot.
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>>60204394
Also bad since spending is going up compared to last year, and with the GDP set to contract debt/gdp will be shit.
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>us oil drilling stocks
grim
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>>60204429
>Not wanting to be in the epic drone strike compilation
Loser.
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>>60204445
Is Black Ops 2 the Deus Ex of video games?
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>>60204445
WHEN IS MENDNEZ DROPPING HIS VIDEO?
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13 minutes until the European stock market faceplants.
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>>60204440
Well new drilling is off the table if oil prices keep going down. Subsidies seem unlikely.
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>>60204142
uh oh, stinky
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>>60204378
increase of inflationary pressure, increased volatility, worsening of the recessionary effects. this is an absolute disaster for business.
>less demand
>lower profits
>lower earnings
>lower market returns
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>>60204440
Trump said he would get pil prices down
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>>60204463
When is that due by ?
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>>60204455
06-20-2025
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>>60204457
Engaging slurp thrusters.
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>10-Year and 30-Year Treasury Yields Soar Overnight, Signaling Likely Jump in Mortgage Rates
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Why are they fighting
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>>60204460
It's not, they usually just fall down and die anon.
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How do I profit from the market's delusion?
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How can it be that I’m the only one enjoying this lol?
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>>60204485
>mtg rates going up
RIP OWING A HOME
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>>60204371
What's going on right now is the neoliberals are recapturing the hill on the dem side, ignoring labor among others, basically they're accepting the party realignment offered
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>>60204489
The collapse to reality will be hard and fast. It'll be hard to predict, better to hedge your bets in foreign assets that seem stable (not stocks)
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>>60204486
Because Musk understands that the US is committing suicide
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>>60204486
They're turning on Elon
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>>60204486
>peter retarrdo
heh
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>>60204467
>Trump say he will get oil prices down
>trump crashes the economy therefore lowering demand for oil
>oil price goes down

4d chess
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>>60204486
Because Peter is in fact a gigantic retard and everybody knows it, and Elon bought his way in so he's the only one who can say whatever he's actually thinking.
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>>60204224
Rome also had many other similar problems. Such as currency devaluation and corruption, for instance.
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you know they say all countries are created equally, but you look at me and you look at the USA you can see that statement is not true. see normally when you go up against another nation you got a 50:50 chance of winning, but I'm a socialism with Chinese characteristics freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% chance AT BEST, at beat me. And then you add the EU into the mix? Your chances of winning drastic go down. You see in the three way superpower war you got a 33 and a third chance of winning, but *I*, I got a 66 and two thirds cha- percents, because EU KNOWS that he can't beat me. So you take my 66 and two thirds chance of winning, and add my 75% chance and I got a 141 and two thirds chance. Senor USA, the numbers don't like, and they spell DISASTER for you in the trade war
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>futures -1,5%
nothingburger
see, nothing fucking happened, all this dooming and shit is just slightly down, there will be no dump today, /biz/ is wrong about everything nowadays because so many people posting here are from reddit
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>>60204483
Too early to slurp.
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I've sold my positions now and can finally say that words cannot describe how vindicated I feel.
>Buy BEARs on Monday
>A gay ass fake news pumps the market
>My shit just tumbles in value
>Still believe that there is just no way this pump can be real so I double and even triple down on the BEARs when they dip further
>Finally on Wed the lie crumbles and I make back what I lost and then some
From despair to exaltation. That being said I don't want to be a bear anymore, it is crazy stressful. Thank you for reading my blog.
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>>60204527
you were cocky yesterday when the market opened green too
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>>60204504
Chinese real estate then
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>>60204535
Just a sip then. I have to.
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>>60204540
Maybe government has been trying to get investors to swap into tech and industry
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>>60204537
>it is crazy stressful
It is. Particularly in a word of mouth sort of brouhaha like this where critical details can change instantly, communicated with a social media post.
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The profits I made during the Deepseek panic are the only thing keeping me afloat rn
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>>60204537
This is why no one likes bobos. They want vindication not wealth
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here we go
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>30 seconds
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Boom
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Dont forget your training, anon!
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>>60203649
>treasury yields recovering
Guess Euros are buying
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>>60204583
WE'LL SAVE YOU AMERICA-SAMA
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Why the Fuck isn't it dumping more? Are the markets STILL that delusional?
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I financially don't care anymore, burn it all down, death to america
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>it's open
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>>60204593
yes
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>>60204593
we like to doompost but it'll take time for the effects to become clear, uncharted waters
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>>60204593
they probably still believe in muh deals but it will quickly fuck off when donnie's retardation causes every country to tell him to kick dirt 1 by 1
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Good old Frankfurt. You gotta trust the Germans to bring order.
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>>60204591
please dont save us
we deserve this
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>>60204613
But Trump's idea of a deal involves the country paying him tons of money, not what the market thinks a deal is.
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nothingburger
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>>60204593
Markets stay irrational longer than (You) can stay solvent, anon
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>>60204604
Scamwicked again LMFAO
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>>60204621
there won't be deals, what trump wants is completely at odds with observable reality
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>>60204619
don't leave us alone, there's nobody else in the first world
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>>60204629
That's my point, people hear deal and think 'remove tariff' but that's not what Trump has in mind for a deal. I don't know why people are so delusional right now. Hope the Pharmaceutical tariff announcement shakes some reality into things. I don't like feeling like things are just gonna dump when people realize what's happening.
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???
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>futures green
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>>60204648
quite
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>>60204648
seems "not good", boss.
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>>60204648
Holee
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>>60204648
I want to see that red slurped up by tea!
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>>60204648
The chud tax.
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>>60203666
checked
based satan
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futures wtf
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>vanguard spy etf dumps 4.5% on open
>5x short etf halted
Fuck you
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I cant keep slurping like this
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Austrio-Hungarian R3N4554NC3
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>>60204680
Chuds won
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>>60204648
this shit will get slurped, and this is coming from a bobo
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>>60204650
this post was traveling all the way from 2014 to make it here
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>>60204650
the futures are flat sir
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WTF just happened
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>>60204708
I bought
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>>60204680
Btw Hungary got kts Tariffs removed supposedly after threatening some 57 percent Tariffs on space and aerospace competentz
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????
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Jesus fucking christ
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>>60204707
check again
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>>60204715
I guess everyone is going to pretend this doesn't matter till inflation or relevant economic data comes in
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Japs are saying Trump is looking to tax foreigners with assets in the US. Is this true?
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There's no timeline where it makes sense for US futures to be green. And yet we are in this clown timeline.
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>>60204720
poggers
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evropa...i...i-i'm sorry...
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>>60204719
Some men you just can't reach, which is the way he was
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>>60204730
I guess people aren't going to believe it until they go to the store and see the price hikes.
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Ding ding ding. You're awake! You overslept anon. The market just opened!
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>>60204714
Hope Orban sees this bro
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the market is insanely fake and gay, aint no way futures are going to go green.
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>'folio is green
Bobo btfo
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>>60204731
check again
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>>60204714
??? We are fucking sleeping over here
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>>60204747
listen every minute I could take a screenshot of red and you could take a screenshot of green, they are flat
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>>60204707
>>60204731
>>60204758
what the fuck lmfao
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Does anyone know this website from techlead's last vid? I liked its ui, it doesn't look like tradingview.
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>Medicine gonna be hit by tariffs as well now
Oh it's going DOWN down
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>>60204764
Sloorpchad won.
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>>60204758
I take it back fuck you they are down
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>>60204570
>>60204575
WTF happened with futures?
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>>60204719
Please provide context when posting these. What is this from? Who did the interview? Who is the source?
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>UK 30-YEAR YIELD RISES 16BPS TO 5.51%, HIGHEST SINCE 1998
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Euro bros...
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Panic sell and eat the losses time?
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>>60204767
IM YELLING TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE
YOU BETTER SELL
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>>60204774
>UK default in the cards
Lmao
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>>60204780
>>60204780
>>60204780
baked
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this market is so retarded, fake and gay
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>>60204777
crash was cancelled
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>>60204776
>everything down except 1% on the dollar
the only sensible investment is going on holiday to the US
>>60204772
it's flying all over the place, nobody knows what to do with bonds tanking probably
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>>60204765
Yahoo finance
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>>60204777
Went back down
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>>60204803
Thank you!
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>>60203822
You know that faintly whimsical feeling you get when you're on a train and another train on a different line comes up beside you and you look across to it and see someone looking back at you?
That's the feeling I get when I see screenshots from 2ch threads referencing a 4chan thread that I am in



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