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>If anything, we might actually see the EU put tariffs on China to prevent trade diversion.This is what Amerimutts actually believe
The difference between the China and the US is, whereas China is undoubtedly the biggest industrial and trading force right now, America is the biggest and strongest military force. If push comes to shove, and this seriously starts to damage America's economy, we will definitely start seeing America exert more and more of its hard power influence on smaller nations to cut ties with China. China can't compete with that if that does happen.
COBSON WON
EU TARIFFS INCOMINGTRUMP EU COUNTER-TARIFFS INCOMING
crude at 56
What's he thinking right now?
ARE YOU ALRIGHT SLURPERS???ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
HUNGARY TO VOTE NO ON RETALIATION
>Crude down 6% below $56Flashing recession sign. Its quite literally over
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
HOWAREPEOPLESTILL SLURPINGCOMPLETE RETARDATION
>>60206848No shit. They're on Russia's team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZ2Uy6K1RU
>>60206848they need a qualified majority to stop it, it isn't vetoable
>>60206821So, how will Civil war start in america? A) When Trump backtracks on his tariffs and China leaves theres in placeB) When Americans start feeling the affects of the tariffsC) When America attempts to invade Canada
>>60206836they'll find out
>>60206836It's possible for select products. Difference is that EU and China have bureaucrats at the helm, they are unlikely to favor blanket approaches.
FUCK CHINA!!
>>60206848Lmao based
>>60206848>nationalist government>cucking to american extortionlmao
>>60206848WOW Russian plant no one gives a shit about does what Russian plant is expected to do, what a surprise
>>60206848EU is already trying to change the voting rules to cuck Hungary, they're so fucking based.
>>60206863SEXNOW>>60206869>retarded russian autocratic cocksuckers>nationalists
>>60206858Nobody gives a fuck, the EU is over. You will fall in line
>>60206866products and services>>60206873sex is already priced in
>>60206860Never because China is invading Taiwan. Americans will be frightened and see Trump as a savior.
>>60206855>>60206870>Russiatranslators note: israel
>>60206839>America wants to mine all the goal>tariffs on all the places in Africa that mine diamonds and gemsKwab>>60206839
>>60206860It wont. The EU on the otherhand is completely and totally fucked. And in the coming future China will cease to be a paper dragon and will morph into their true form the Tiger.
THREAD THEME https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
>>60206853The fed will fix it. Any moment now they'll come out and propose massive rate cuts, possibly even negative interest rates. Then all the calls will print.
>>60206844Extremely funny outcome
Will Trump bail out the farmers again?
Elon's last video... what the fuck
>>60206821Start investing in things that don't exist physically: entertainment, streaming, videogames, whatever. Trump is so retarded that if something doens't have an actual touchable form it doesn't exist for him, those things will be safe from tariffs.
watch China to increase support for Ukraine, supplanting the US, securing Ukrainian grain, and the trust of the EU and absolutely cucking both Russia for all eternity. Xi's master stroke.
So what is the endgame of this chicken game? Trade embargo?
>>60206881You really think everyday Americans care about Taiwan? Look what Russian propaganda did to Ukraine. Taiwan isn't white lmao.
>>60206860Bro America has never been so back
>could have avoided all of this if let his idiot son become a liberal arts fag like he originally wanted Thanks Fred
>>60206890People got so spooked by trump they picked the absolutely most highly educated elite dude in Canada to counter anti-intellectualism
Warren Buffett’s net worth has climbed $11.5 billion this year to $153.5 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.He is one of the few billionaires that have made money this year, per Bloomberg.
>>60206897Trump vs Xi cage fight
>>60206895the economy is all computer?
>>60206897Trump is forcing a recession to lower interest rates.
>>60206890Carney sucks his queer daughter's toes
Place your bets for todays low>4780
>>60206890>went from certain loss to certain victorytrudeau 4d chess
>>60206895EU might actually rape American tech and streaming stocks thoughbeit
Niggas I hope you're ready to open Alibaba accounts, so many Chinese goods are gonna come flooding in. EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD WILL HAVE A GAMING GPU
>>60206860There isn't going to be a civil war in America. Americans are frightened cattle who are hooked on various forms of bread and circuses, smartphones, the Internet, weed, and other drugs. The American is the perfect servile and obedient subspecies of human. We will most likely see symbolic acts of resistance, such as standing outside with signs talking about how mean Trump is, but we are unlikely to see a Jan 6th-style riot from the weak and submissive left. In other words, Trump has a mandate to do whatever he wants, literally. He could go outside and start shooting people left and right and nobody would dare lift a finger.
>>60206848Kekmaoo
>>60206918>Trump is forcing a recessiongreat
So what is the plan now?
Futures are barely moving anymore. What does that mean?
>>60206889>cutting rates when inflation is about to become double digitsI know Trump loves his pal Erdogan and will do everything like him, but still, I didn't expect he would want to go the 90% yearly inflation route.
>>60206941sex
>>60206886I almost forgot they're still financing a war against russia lol.China will devour most of their auto industry.
>>60206943It means Americans have confidence that they're going to win the trade war. Let's see if they're right.
Are markets in Asia actually down today or is CBC lying to me?
>>60206927Brother, there is a war going on in your continent and you aren’t even spending money on defense. You are fucked. Lmao
>>60206945It's fine. They printed hard as fuck during COVID and just exported most of the inflation thanks to the strong dollar. At worst it will get to like 10%.
>>60206848>hungarywho cares lol. They can't veto it realistically
>>60206957They are
>>60206943IT MEANS BUCKLE UP SWEETHEART BECAUSE WHEN THE US MARKETS OPEN IN 2 HOURS GLOBALISM IS GOING BYE BYE!
>>60206957I think only Hang Seng was green. Barely.
>>60206956There's no way they loose the trade war
>>60206955>financing a war against russiaEverything's been financed already, amerilard. Get your kneepads and your blue and yellow bib.
>>60206920Didn't know he was based like that
Why are these threads suddenly so anti-Trump? Is this an /lgbt/ psyop?
>>60206962I dunno if inflation export still works in this environment
84% Tariff < 104% China is disappointing
Would you rather have 10k SCHLD or look like this
>>60206958Nobody cares about Ukraine mate it’s slav vs slav shithole royale
>>60206968>WHEN THE US MARKETS OPEN IN 2 HOURS GLOBALISM IS GOING BYE BYEi can only get so erectdont tease me anon
If Trump pulls this off, America will accept him going for a third term.
>Walmart pulls quarterly operating income forecast, citing Trump’s tarifflmao this is total panic
>>60206977I have lost $100,000 in the past 2 monthsOnly down 10% but still.
>>60206958>there is a war going on in your continent and you aren’t even spending money on defenseWe are, but even if we weren't, Russia would get folded by the Poland the instant Ukraine conceded (they won't)
TO THE MOON
>>60206977We're losing money because he is retarded, bro. What else do you want us to say?
When are we going sub 4800?
>>60206995american retail is fucking done
>>60206977All of the based people left for twitternu 4chan is a hellscape of leftard rejects too toxic for their ecochambers
>>60206958have you been living under a rock?
>>60206848>Orban will save us!
>>60206977Everyone is a fair-weather friend who thinks that if line ever go down, it will never go up.
so are the chinese tariffs additional to make it 104% also?or just flat 84?
>>60206977Six bankruptcies
>>60206954For another time
Bros, when do I buy the dip
>>60207028no, nowsex while watching the line crab
>>60206992Pulls what of exactly
Im fucking terrified of whats to come in 1 hour and 52 minutes
>>60206945JPowell will save us by being le modern Volcker and not cuck to Trump, surely
>>60207026Additional to make 104%. We might see world record tariffs at this rate.
>>60206977>>60207014
>>60206958Poland is the nation that's most at risk and they've been slurping up military hardware harder than retail slurps every dip.At this point they could single-handedly break Russia in half if it wasn't for their nukes.
murrican with flag = blumpfgirl = europebvll = chinaITS HAPPENING
>>60207051may i have some proof?not that i dont believe itpeople just dont seem to knowtoo busy shitting themselves to check i suppose
>>60207046If he gets the EU/Australia/Israel etc to tariff China as well and submit and pay a tax as US vassal states.
>>60206890Why do people keep posting Polymarket? Its not a bookie, the odds don´t make sense. Carney already had 99% chance to win in the polls while polymarket was still sitting at 50-50 odds lol (it was free money from retards).
What exactly is his plan here?
uh oh stinky
>>60207069why don't you check? you don't seem very busy
>>60207056not to speak of achilles shield, re-arm europe and german 900 billion euro investment among many others.EU is rearming like fucking crazy.
Yang officially above.60 again. Next.stop 70
>>60206885nigga that's nuts
>>60207073Americans that are too weak will be filtered out.
>>60207073To onshore pharmaceutical manufacturing.
>>60207073to edge us to completion
New cult pic just dropped>>60207072Wisdom of the markets or something
>>60206977Because we aren't brainwashed zogbots
>>60207091Won't happen
>>60207082i tried actuallyhave no idea where the fuck i would find chinese tariff ratesim but a humble retard
>>60207073Maybe Ineos can sea shore their massive plants over the atlantic
>>60207069Sec. 2. Tariff Increase. In recognition of the fact that the PRC has announced that it will retaliate against the United States in response to Executive Order 14257, the HTSUS shall be modified as follows. Effective with respect to goods entered for consumption, or withdrawn from warehouse for consumption, on or after 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time on April 9, 2025: (a) heading 9903.01.63 of the HTSUS shall be amended by deleting “34%” each place that it appears and by inserting “84%” in lieu thereof; and(b) subdivision (v)(xiii)(10) of U.S. note 2 to subchapter III of chapter 99 of the HTSUS shall be amended by deleting “34%”, and inserting “84%” in lieu thereof.Sec. 3. De Minimis Tariff Increase. To ensure that the imposition of tariffs pursuant to section 2 of this order is not circumvented and that the purpose of Executive Order 14257 and this action is not undermined, I also deem it necessary and appropriate to: (a) increase the ad valorem rate of duty set forth in section 2(c)(i) of Executive Order 14256 from 30 percent to 90 percent;(b) increase the per postal item containing goods duty in section 2(c)(ii) of Executive Order 14256 that is in effect on or after 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time on May 2, 2025, and before 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time on June 1, 2025, from 25 dollars to 75 dollars; and(c) increase the per postal item containing goods duty in section 2(c)(ii) of Executive Order 14256 that is in effect on or after 12:01 a.m. eastern daylight time on June 1, 2025, from 50 dollars to 150 dollars. From https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/amendment-to-recipricol-tariffs-and-updated-duties-as-applied-to-low-value-imports-from-the-peoples-republic-of-china/
>>60207083And with all those Syrian fighting age males to use it who will stop Europe?
>>60207102Why are they praying with a fucking HinduIsnt that worshipping idols according to Christians?
>>60207110try typing 'china adds additional tariffs' and see what google gives you
>>60207108We'll see
lel
>>60207116>6% non-eu citizens reside in the EU, less illegallyStop projecting Hernandez.
>>60206977I am substantially more right wing than you.
It's like watching a train driving at full speed towards a wall and the passengers saying that the driver is just doing 4d chess to make a deal with the wall
>>60207115i meant the chinese tariff against the united statesthank you though
>>60207116no wonder the US went full retard if this is the quality of rhetoric over there.
>>60207072Polls are bullshit. The largest and "most trusted" polls had kamala at 70% winPolymarket isn't actual odds it's just the weight of bets from the degens voting on it
>>60207073Risk of American retailers importing Indian pharm products like eye drops that caused blindness and deaths in Americans>The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has warned against using an eye drop made in India that has been linked to the outbreak of a drug-resistant bacteria leading to adverse events in at least 55 patients in the United States including infections, blindness and one death. The agency said on Thursday that Artificial Tears eye drop manufactured by India's Global Pharma Healthcare Pvt Ltd has a potential bacterial contamination and the company has violated current good manufacturing practices.https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-says-india-made-eye-drop-linked-some-infections-blindness-one-death-2023-02-03/
>>60206977Yuro hoursYuros ruin everything
>>60207126i didjust reports saying 84% additionalnothing about what already existed
>>60207141It wasn't, it was 50/50 all the time
>>60207073We're making America great again anon, and I want you to do it with me.
>>60207123Evangelicals are christians in the same way lisa simpson is a buddhist
This is all just a huge buying opportunity, right? Right?
>>60207123#justEvangelicalThings
>>60207151well then, i dont know, i was hoping you'd find out and report it back here
>>60207141Nah it was 50/50
Is this whole thing just a scam to enrich Trump and his friends/backers?
>>60207164Bobos have been seething and coping all morning so i would say yes
>>60207164Buy the dip sisters
SELLSELLLLLLLLL
>>60206977We weren't his diehard retarded core that would take a bullet for him. We just thought he would pump our bags and say funny stuff about trannies and end DEI. More of an enemy of my enemy is my friend type arrangementBut he has actually only managed to sink crypto with this dumbass play
>>60207149>HELP ME WTO I AM A POOR DEFENSELESS “DEVELOPING” COUNTRYfuck China lmao
>>60207133Oh then it's currently raised to 84%>China's finance ministry has announced an 84% tariff on all goods imported from the US. . https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cp8vyy35g3mt?post=asset%3Aa5f6fd43-f285-4cef-8549-4b7ac5c517ef
>>60207141>>60207155Kamala had the keys
>>60207170Elon has lost over $100bn anon. I don't think so.
China tanking hard right now after being up earlier. Baba about to go red. Yang up to 63, up about 5 dollars in the last 20 mins.
>>60207175Holy fuck
>>60207170Worlds richest people lost 200 billion over 2 days
>>60207102How are people okay living in a fucking theocracy? I feel like even South Korean seems more sane in comparison, and they're run by fucking sects.
How do you spend money you dont have then blame the seller??? And say you got ripped off???
Russia is starting to ideologically align with america, bearish for europe
Stocks would be up if they just shut up for a few days.
>>60207175>pumps
Big green dildo holy (on 4k volume).
>>60206821you had 5 months to buy puts
Imagine working at customs and having the rates changing every fucking day
They're still not done with the fake pumps? Morons only know one tactic and its dogshit.
>>60207175Whats next? Xi orders his people to pull all funds from America?
>>60207102>>60207167What the fuck is this shit? Kneeling for george floyd but the republican version of it?
>>60207175Now this is trade warring
>>60207175What the fuck
>>60207198It's kind of amazing how much I have posted picrel as proof of it and how much the usual idiots have ignored it
Are there job openings at customs? Surely they need more people now
*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP*
>>60207194Deeply sick countryhttps://x.com/ChristnNitemare/status/1908165784347562314
>5k volume>up 60 pointspre market lmao
>>60207214I guarantee you HSI stationed at ports of entry are fucking fed up kek.
>>60207116At this point the EU has given out more asylum grants to Ukranians than Syrians. 6 million Ukranians displaced vs 6.5 million Syrians but over 3.5 million of those Syrians are still in Turkey and over 1.5 million are in Lebanon and Jordan. None of these are EU members.The bigger problem might be the 11.2 million foreign workers on work visas(mostly southeast asians and north africans) but at least those people are working.
>>60207223BAAAAAAAASED
>>60207224No they actually cut thousands of customs officers
>>60207215If retail actually holds and doesn't get shaken, hedgies are sidelined af. Buffet too
>>60207221>>60207218>NO NOT MY HECKIN CHINESE STONKSlmao gfy
Im still thinking about those fucking calls i almost yolod that went up 5000x god fucking damn it. Take me back 2 days in time
>>60207167Why don’t they just use their magic powers to make green line go back up????
>>60207198I look down more on the woman that chooses the ape than the ape itself or the zoo. The ape and zoo will do as they were designed, the woman must go against her design to unironically marry a low IQ subhuman ape.
>>60207184Elon hasnt lost anything other than some options for his compensation plan
>>60206906Trump is pathologically incapable of understanding art (same reason he never laughs), he would unironically have flunked an arts degree
>>60207235Is the money actually being collected
>>60207224No fucking lmaoOur shits gonna be bottlenecked because nobody wants to pay trumps tariffs
>>60207168>well then, i dont know, i was hoping you'd find out and report it back hereCoal and Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG): 15%Oil and Agricultural Machinery: 10%Poultry and Wheat: 15%Basedbeans and Pork: 10%Additional + On Everything: 84%Sources for the specific tariffs:https://www.mof.gov.cn/zhengwuxinxi/caizhengxinwen/202502/P020250204464880131371.pdfhttps://www.mof.gov.cn/zhengwuxinxi/caizhengxinwen/202502/P020250204464880423871.pdfhttps://gss.mof.gov.cn/gzdt/zhengcefabu/202503/P020250304305423071174.pdfhttps://gss.mof.gov.cn/gzdt/zhengcefabu/202503/P020250304305423284638.pdfthank you for giving me the willpower anon>>60207180they have some specific ones in place
kek baggies
>>60207170This is an only winning move is not to play situation. 2025 is looking to be a near impossible year for growth.
>>60206977you have to go back
>>60207128Obviously, you don't shake up the game with earth-shattering changes and expect the banks with skeletons in their closets to be fine just like that. We're haven't even finished the first phase, wait until the second phase when it turns into a financial crisis. With complete lost on trust.
>>60207214No way shippers/customs/admins can follow this shitshow international lawry/claim managers must be having field days
>>60207260thanks anon, appreciate your help
>>60207271i will be the last one to reply.you must now stop.
>>60207141Robocalls and the endless scams that came with them might not be the ultimate reason why polls are so unreliable now, but it has to be the leading cause. Polling by phone was historically the most reliable way to gauge the public mood but with the most people just ignoring calls from any number they don’t now that’s taken a severe beating, while internet polling remains worthless and in person polling is tricky.
>do not sell your stocks valued customer, we only have so much cash and we need to do that ourselves Retail getting rogered as usual
>>60207128>Might.
>>60207282DO NOT REDEEM IT
hes awake.
>>60207282ahh freshly minted bagholders
>playing chicken with china>playing chicken with the country that starved its own people because they killed useful insects and birds, and worships the man responsible for that to this day>playing chicken with the country that made "save face at all cost" their reason of beingIs Trump functionally retarded
Just started playing in the stock market, is it normal to trade like a shitcoin?
>>60207274wait why are you being rude now
>>60207214Changing rates probably the least of their concerns
>>60207175but i thought it was already illegal to trade chink stocks, we just get caiman islands adrs
>>60207295Oh god
>>60207301sorry
>>60207295Orange man bad but he’s funny as fuck and does have massive balls, PLEASE extra 100% tariff
>>60207295>like appleuhh>no environmental delaysspace x: 'uhh'
>>60207302ahahahahaha!
>>60207295Oh no
>>60207295this guy if actually fucking retarded holyshit
>>60207295Here we go again
>>60207175>"Investing in any other country than America is treason GOY"
>>60207295>futures instantly pump because he says ZERO TARIFFS in this tweet
>>60207301NTA but you’re being dependant and annoying
>>60207175>hahaha free trade own the libs hahaha>remove the chinese stocks hahaha>no foreign tickets goy it's making you money hahahah
>>60207295HE JUST KILLED APPLE
>>60207310ok no worries. if you reply to this post i wont reply further
>>60207302
>>60207295let's gooooo
I'm trying to comprehend why the market isn't absolutely drilling. Isn't this scenario basically the ultimate nightmare scenario for stocks? There is more chaos and uncertainty now than in 2020 when the lockdowns started. Are they really just keeping it afloat because too many people bought puts?
People happy with this are really exposed as /pol/larpers who don't have any stock at all
at this point i dont think trump can achieve a new world order where usa lives off tariffs instead of income tax. i just hope he takes a good way out before he locks himself into a lose lose situationevery day with high tariffs is a day where the rest of the world becomes more independent from the usa, where us leverage becomes weaker
Apple should fly few more planes before even more tariffs
>>60207295BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
thoughts on this image i made
>>60207295>Dude just spend 50 Mil + tip on 5 year-10 contracts building manufacturing plants to avoid losing 3 million in lost revenue. It's almost admirable how shitty the art of the deal is.
>>60207295He's too much of a chicken to post this on Twitter because he'd get eaten alive. Also, look at the 10Y yield, we are FUCKED
>>60207295>no mention of tariffsHE FUCKING CHICKENED OUT AHAHAHAHAHHAA
>>60207295BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>60207336>Apple down 6% because he mentioned them in his tweetAIEEEE
>>60207346Yes
WTF JUST HAPPENED
>>60207345people are really on hopium and desperate for reversal of trump's decision on tariffs
>>60207311you actually have to have some sense of intelligence to 'have balls'. if you're just a fucking retard, you don't have a concept of whats at stake, in your mind you're just doing normal shit.
>>60207345They believe that Trump is bluffing
What's the bill?
ETA till the great and glorious orange implements capital controls?
HOLY SHIT
>>60206838>hard power influence on smaller nations to cut ties with China.Sure. Land war in Asia is such an easy sell
>>60207345retail buyers are still clinging to some delusion that it’s all gonna be one big joke reversed at any moment
So you're expecting Apple to somehow acquire all the materials that go into their phone/pc products from america (it does not have all the materials) and use labor (that does not exist) to make all these parts (that are bought overseas) with a factory (that does not yet exist)
>>60207295so many in record numbers atleast name some
>>60206821>TSLA moving by 2% a second in premarketIt's afraid.
>>60207346I have stock and i simply dont care what happens, the idea of living past 45 is worse than total economic destruction
>>60207345Europe and China, unironically. They're holding the fort. If they can tank this they're going to rule the next century.
>premarket only -1.7%kek, they could announce WW3 and the market would still be in denial
>>60207332huh?
>>60207373
>>60207346Some of us sold for currency when the tariff plan was announced you absolute retard
>>60207373the bill to have this cunt hung from a fucking lamppost
>>60207355libtard coal
>>60207332If you ever needed proof this board has been taken over by Reddit here it is
>>60207406>sold for currencylmao making real big gains on that I am sure mate
>>60207360You do understand some planning is involved? Like he can't just magically make up a number. He'll counter this tariffs later, after talking it over with his people
>>60207350KEK
>>60207386Mate even if he does China is one of Apple's biggest customers so now they get fucked by having to pay tariffs to American made goods too AHAHAHAHAHHAA
Give it to me straight are we going up or down
>>60207373>What's the bill?
>>60207172Yeah bobos are totally seething watching everthing eat shit while mumus knife chase you retard
>>60207370It’s true, I just can’t help but admire it even if it is based on stupidity
I feel like if he had the ability to, Trump would just ban international trade entirely.
>>60207373His fiscal budget, which is currently in deadlock because the house has 40 Republicans denying its passing because theres a giant coalition of them who want to slash spending even more
>>60206821I'm all in on VOO and have been investing since 2014. This is the first time I've been under on total return. Even during COVID I was always at least a few dollars ahead.It's over.
>>60207422we are ending 5% green today
>>60207386It's gonna be good.... It's gonna be great! The greatest IPhone... The USA phone... Made by apple, 4000 dollars...
>>60207422
>>60207422Sugar we're going down.
>>60207102Every time I see murikans do that I throw up a little.
What the fuck was that? Did someone just close a giant short?
>>60207386All the laid off government workers will screw the iphones together trust the plan
>>60207414?????? no one is going to be able to afford a fucking iphone made in America, let alone americans. There will be a gigantic 2nd hand phone market for years if that ever happened
>>60207373Spending bill? I’m very curious to see projected tariff revenue, then it’s not a bluff and he’s locked in and people will finally take it seriously
>>60207355it's very timotei
>>60207411>gainsAt this point the name of the game is survival and if you’re broke you’re dead
>>60207422Crab. We end +-2%.
Is anything actually happening? Yes, things are going up then down and stuff on the screen, and there are some red faces, but is anything actually happening? My groceries cost the same as last week.
>>60207422The market is in the denial phase, we crab forever
the market wont go down anymore because everyone is holding on waiting for the tariffs to be lifted, they will wait 4 years if they have too
>>60207422Premarket for AAPL was unironically up earlier by 3%, now its down 2%. Its a fucking madhouse.
>>60207445>tariff revenueTWO (2) BEAUTIFUL BILLION USD PER DAY
>>60207373you WILL burn and post the coal while the rest of the world advances to renewable energy sourcesTrade deficits will be fixed with communist bilateral policiesGod's blessing of USA will be made into a lawBag holding will be mandated as a futy of every citizen, deportations to follow to all grand standers
>>60207442Oh no, what will people do with phones, Nike sneakers, and gookslop from Amazon?
>>60207411Get lost on your way to r/wallstreetbets, libtard?
>>60207457If retarded-in-chief doesn't wake up from his schizophrenic stupor you're gonna be feeling the squeeze, don't worry.
>>60207411No, I’m just trying not to get crucified and would be down like 15% in the last week if I stayed in like an asshole
>>60206977I'm notI think the reset of trade and stock market is a good thing I don't care about the retards that didn't sell when they have had plenty of warningWarren Buffett dumped 200b Trump announced tariffs over a year agoThe warnings were thereThe tariffs will achieve their goals for the US, and actually great opportunities for other countries.Any country that was a major exporter is now going to have a surplus of goods and so the cost of goods is going to decrease. For example.
>>60207412He literally made up the extra 50% number.
>>60207451>2% swing is "crabbing"lmao
Any fellow irish anons here?If so anyone want to clue me into WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE ISEQThis america shit is fucking us the hardest
lol at Apple spiking to $175 after being mentioned by Trump. The algos aren't sending their best.
>>60207457The tariffs just went into effect today. Retailers still have old inventory to sell. They're not hiking the prices yet because they're still hoping that Trump will back out of the tariffs and claim it was all just tough negotiation.
Serious talk, and I want people to reply with actual answers.What work force is there, in the United States, that WANTS to become factory workers, and would accept minimum wage for it? The economy is entirely service based. Because this question has already been answered since china/vietnam starting taking all the factory jobs
>>60207471>will people do with phones, Nike sneakers, and gookslop from Amazon?Use them I assume.
>>60207485did expect that. missed an easy short.
>>60207488Illegal immigrants
>>60207471>we can stop anytime we want Me spending forty quid at the pub every day
>>60207471>You will own nothing and you will be happyrightoids sprouting world economic forum viewpoints. Truly the end of trumptardism
>>60207467>Renewables >AdvancesYou need bothBut to advocate for completely one or the other shows you little you know about power grids
The amount of smuggling americans do in from Canada is going to be prohibition era levels
>>60207488>What work force is there, in the United States, that WANTS to become factory workers, and would accept minimum wage for it?Did you forgot that Trump wanted to import gorrlion of indians? Trust the plan.
>>60207488just reintroduce child labor, it's simple.
>>60207346Yep, that's me. All in t-bills now.
>>60207488the people who are being deportedmainly atleast
>>60207295Trump please, you can't just literally airdrop the local factories into America.
>>60207488
Zoomers barely have an attention span to watch a 5 minute youtube video. You think they are gonna be able to sit in an assembly line for 10 hours a day?
>>60207499the ones being actively shipped out?
>>60207488Didn't you hear, whole country's unemplo-
>>60207488They’ll sing a different tune when broke and starving to death
>>60207505>Smuggling LmaoCanada is going to slurp the cum of the US in a few years once manufacturing is off the ground
>>60207488You are a fool for attempting to find economic rationale in a purely political descisionThe tariffs serve no purpose, they are there because Trump wants them there and trumps wants them there because he is a crazy old man with nobody left to tell him no.When the markets finally twig on this, you will witness a crash unlikely anything you have ever seen
>>60207499The same ones being kicked out by ICE?
>I tariff you 50%>uhhhhh nuh uh I super tarriff you 140%!!!>cheateeeer I now super giga mega tariff you 1 gorillion%!!!!!When did politics become daycare?
>>60207488There will be plenty of people willing to work in factories once the minimum wage is abolished and unemployment reaches 20%.
>>60207524>a few years once manufacturing is off the groundThis is what Trump actually believes
>>60207503I work in the field, I know it's not one or the other. Ur the dumbass lmfao for thinking everyone is advocating for 100% reliance on renewable/coalshitA real dreamer can see a future where 95% is renewable though
>>60207524>in a few years once manufacturing is off the groundlol
>>60207514Chat is this real
>>60207534>>60207522>Don't worry bro a world of high unemployment and horrible starvation will totally own the libs bro!!!!
>EU ready to hit US Big Tech
>>60207524>once manufacturing is off the ground
>>60207345At the end of the day, America IS the rock for which the global economy rides. Many are taught if things are shaky, invest in the US.Quite literally the foundation of modern investment theory has gone out the window, so no one knows what to do. Many are just going back to conventional schooling, invest in America, even if it's not a good idea.
>>60207533When the americans elected a man with the mind of a child as President
>>60207524trumpy dumpy’s plan doesn’t have a few years
>>60207525>Tariffs serve no purposeUninformed retardNot only will they bring manufacturing to the us, they are also going to>Pay off us debt >Help to decrease taxes>Reset trade to be more favorable to the us>Undermine China's dominance in cheap labour
>>60207457Reportedly some 100% Trump guys have seen $70 tariff surcharges on goods
>>60207524>US in a few years once manufacturing is off the ground
>>60207556
>>60207556Im sure when your grocery bill triples you will be singing a different tune
>>60207556tariffs are not decreasing taxes they’re simply moving the taxes somewhere else
>>60207543As long as there is one tranny, anywhere on earth, that is crying, this is based and redpilled and absolutely what I wanted for my country.
>>60207556>bring manufcaturing to the uslmao no>pay off us debtwho cares about debt?>reset tradewhat?>undermind chinas cheap laborwhat??????
>>60207556dog bless ameriga!!! xDDDDD
>>60207536>>60207540Already happening faggotsInvest now in manufacturing and see massive profits Rule 102 of acquisition is tariffs >>60207539>No one is advocating for thisHave you been asleep It's literally a talking point in EU parliament to be 100% off non-renewables
A 20 cent bag of rice lasts 3 weeks. If you are starving you are retarded
>>60207576>who cares about debt?Americans genuinely don't understand the deficit or debt or debt-to-gdp and think of it in terms of big number == bad with 0 nuance
>>60207488US is quite literally abandoning its service industry for factory jobs. I hope you enjoyed your office desk job working 4h a day in a comfy chair with internet access and air conditionning, because in a few months you'll work in a factory to make MAGA Tshirts.And don't think for a second that won't happen to you, you'll have no choice if you want to eat.
>>60207556BASED MAGA
>>60207568My Australian grocery bills are going to go down because of tariffs :-)
>>60207592>US is quite literally abandoning its service industry for factory jobs.It is not doing this, the economy is absolutely not doing this. It absolutely will not be forced into this.
>taking the obvious bait
>>60207588This but unironically. I've been eating a bowl of rice for breakfast for months
>>60207505Imagine the Nintendo Switch 2 smuggling rings. There are ways to profit from this.
>>60207488Prison labor, don’t forget soon even thinking badly about Israel will get you locked away
>>60207588Thats the spirit!
New bake>>60207365>>60207365>>60207365
>>60207431I'm slurping $1000 a day on VOO as it dips. I'm still up 10% on 5Y. Trust the plan
its not the tariffs on a bunch of temu junk you should be worried about. thats just a distraction from what really will get the recession going
>>60207602How does the US attain a trade surplus with every single country, the admins stated aim, without a great amount of the population moving from service work to manufacturingunless you literally go full open borders I guess
>>60207141>Polymarket isn't actual odds it's just the weight of bets from the degens voting on itThat's what odds are
>>60207634>How does the US attain a trade surplus with every single countrySell their governments MAGA merchandise at 1'000'000'000x retail prices
>doesn't tariff Russia>aggressively attack China knowing all too well they have all the gallium and other rare metals, meaning he knows they will win this in the end>antagonize Europe so they are forced to side with China>want to produce everything despite not having the workforce, meaning they might automatize everything.I thought that the Krasnov shit was just a meme, but it's real isn't it ? He is just a russian asset who wants the US economy to fall and China and Russia to bulldozer everything.
>>60207102BAHAHAHAHAHAHoly shit, republicans are so fucked
my face when a bunch of 30-year olds is crying and shitting themselves over their 401ks going down for the first time in 3 years (they aren't supposed to use the funds until retirement but don't tell them)
on the sidenote I support president trump, I'd vote for him again, your faggot tears are delicious, I want 4 years of this
>>60207164That implies line will go back upIt's not going back up
>>60207601Fuck off we're full
>Investors flee to German bonds as Trump tariffs spark Treasury sell-offSAFE HAVEN STATUS: Gone
>>60207541Yeah, from Bob Woodward's 2018 book
Im retiring from looking at crypto focus on the stock market full time
>>60207488Lol, lmao
>>60206836Whomst are thou quoting?
