Good ending Edition >Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns
How bad will the US be affected today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc
https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
>>60207365Apologize to her.Now.
>>60207567Does the pope shit in the woods?
>oil down 6.66%spoogy :DDDDD
>>60207365THEY TOOK THIS FROM US
WHY THE FUCKIS IT PUMPING NOW
>Never invested on my own before>Seeing the freakout about tariffs last week>Decide on Monday morning that I should take advantage of this turmoil>Buy some Mag7 stocksDid I mess up? Or should I keep buying while things are going crazy?
Terrified and trying to staunch as much blood loss as they can, I'd assume.
>>60207632Just the pre-market doing its thing
are you guys ready for today
>>60207567>exposed sideboobsex
Joe Biden could sleep through the first 3 months in office and SPY would be at an ATH right now.
>retirement funds down>stocks all down>everything about to hit mega inflation>90% chance of recession>all inflicted by 1 man's retarded ego and his cult worshipers that want to drink the poisoned kool aid
I was asleep why did DOW briefly go green
how long will the tariffs last? no way mutts are gonna not riot when hyperinflation hits, right?
>>60207602How does the US attain a trade surplus with every single country, the admins stated aim, without a great amount of the population moving from service work to manufacturingunless you literally go full open borders I guess.
TARIFFS ARE GOING TO FIX AUSTRALIA BASED MAGABUY ASX STOCK (no commodities yet though)
>>60207637If you are intending to hold for 10+ years then you'll be fine probably, but expect to see a lot of red in the short term
>>60207632they sold enough puts
>>60207637this is bait
>>60207637>Buy some Mag7 stocks>Did I mess up?
Calm down, we don't need to start sucking cumalas hyena cock now, okay?
>>60207632Premarket has very low liquidity. It's very easy for a market maker to move the needle during pre-market wherever they want it, and they absolutely will do it if they think it'll help them during open.
Mstr needs.to calm.down and stop trying to pump. You are.preventing me from going green
>>60207637If you plan to hold for 10 years I suppose you'll be just fine.
What's the point of closing the markets at night and on weekends if the pre-market exists?Why isn't the stock exchange open 24/7?
It's gonna moon WEAREBACK
>>60207632S&P futures are down 2% you cock.
>>60207649hopium from some headline about china wanting negotiations if the US treats them with respect only for it to shart again when their 84% tariff came out
>>60207609She's kind of making the same face as that girl that got slapped in that porno.
>China retaliates with more tariffsMusk is going to fucking sudoku lmao
>>60207672because gay boomer retards run the stock exchange and they can't instantly settle>>60207673sex with this dog
>>60207652It won't, trump's attempt will go down as a dismal failure
>>60207609I will NOT apologize until every single one of her retarded Obama-era campaign managers publicly cowtows for their retardation
>>60207648Cope and seetheTariffs are happening so prepare your mouth and asshole for cum
>>60207657That is mostly what I am thinking>>60207664It's unironically not>>60207666I don't know what this is suggesting
Whats the best website to buy stocks once all of this is over? Do I need to ID?
>>60207609I would've voted for Waltz if he had been the candidate and I had been american. Thankfully I'm not.
https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315Did we ever figure out what this shit was about? Did a bank in Japan fail and that's why treasuries were dumped last night?
>>60207696bro...
>>60207672>Why isn't the stock exchange open 24/7?Tradition but it also creates more volatility
REAL QUESTION.Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4? There is no fucking way people would vote red in tariff induced recession.Long term investments done bode with democracy very well.
kek
>>60207650they will last until we get every. single. dollar. back. Understood?
>>60207657>>60207695stocks that have assets solely in the US or low tariff countries are going to have line go upJust move your portfolio to those and you should be okay I think 10 years is too pessimistic
Everything is big and beautiful
>>60207695ETFs are better for long term holds because they're more diverse. If you hold a few specific big stocks there's always a chance one of them shits the bed while a SPY ETF irons out those risks
There will be no crash. Look at the movements compared to the news, pretty minor. This is because the money doesn’t vanish, what’s charged in tariffs goes back to the government. What they take they can easily offer back in reduced taxes essentially netting it off. Don’t be a panican
>>60207701
>>60207696Website? Jewish service economy magic? You can submit your food stamps at the nearest Trump Tower for processing into US bonds
Best thing you can do in america is become a lawyer specialising in work place injuries. Possibly many low paid retards are about to get their hands cut off in factories.
I don’t gotta work til noon today so I keep falling asleep and having weird market dreams then waking up lol
>>60207736Yeah he knew
>>60207716he'll threaten to invade greenland if they don't screencap my post
>>60207735lmao
>>60207735but trump also wants to slash taxes and drop the deficit
>>60207719This is one of the reasons the tariffs are necessary >Inb4 this will push trade more towards chinaNah manufacturing is already returning to the us
>>60207716You are correct and it's just another part of why this is so retarded
>UK30Ygrim
>>60207709What?
>>60207740>>60207750Nobody has broke ground on a single factory and auto workers are being fired
>>60207716he Truthed (tm) several times that the tariffs are staying in place forever
>>60207750Pure cope, really.
>>60207735>What they take they can easily offer back in reduced taxes essentially netting it off.So what's the point? If they just write off tariffs by offsetting other taxes then what's the incentive to change anything?
>>60207701> Thankfully I'm not.American here. I am also glad your dumb gay ass is not American.
>>60207735>What they take they can easily offer back
>>60207696You'll need a Chinese passport and a digital ID to buy stocks with any value after this desu anon
>>60207716sex with basil
>>60207716bold of you to assume the dems would reverse this shit
China does not rely heavily that heavily on US imports. I think they'll survive
>using drumpfs latest buzzwordkey flag of a MIGAcultist
>>60207777Checked but with luck like that you'd think you would've gotten a better president than Trump RUMAO
kek love this guy
>>60207750anon...it won't happen like that when you actively push every other country away from united states...if anything it's over and we will have a WW3 to fix the "injustice" US had to suffer
>>60207777Blessed divine trips of having a prion disease
>>60207609Should've shown some skin.
I still dont know why they arent happy being the wolrd's number 1 on services provider
>>60207790>beautiful clean coalis he going to fuck it or something? The fuck is wrong with him
>>60207716Tariffs are a sticky policy and republicans intend to make them nearly impossible to remove by funding tax cuts with the funds. It'll basically be impossible for Democrats to raise taxes ever again so it is also nearly impossible to drop tariffs.
>>60207790>coal>clean
>>60207765>No body broke ground on a single factory This is wrong A quick search you can find plenty of plansThe majority likely won't do anything until the tariffs actually kick inYou'll all be proven wrong It's just a matter of time now
what is miga? make india gay again?
>>60207790>We are going to put you in the coal mines!Wow man thanks.
>>60207805the culture war comes for all
>>60207750>Nah manufacturing is already returning to the us
>>60207727But should I even be worried about tariffs over a 10 year time frame? Wouldn't now be the time to buy companies that are dropping in price because of a relative short-term tariff policy?>>60207731Thanks
>>60207740expect osha to get massive cuts soon too lmao
>>60207790Hes putting me back to work aswell by obliterating my portfolio
>>60207735This is your own money as a citizen that they're taking, dumbfuck
>>60207790it’s like he’s fighting for a 1980’s american like trump it’s 2025 now
>>60207790Coal is the most expensive nonrenewable out of all of themIts also even more expensive because electric companies have already been switching to renewables for yearsThis nigger is so stupid
>>60207716>Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4?Because Trump doesn't understand the logistics involved. He's mentally still stuck in the fucking 80's
the MIGA smugposting will drop like a stone once this shit hits them fucking hard
>>60207818
>>60207848You mean in 30 minutes
>>60207790>maga is a bunch of coal burnersPoetic
TARIFFS EXPLAINED
>>60207790miners and minors
>>60207813All the raw materials will be taxed, nobody is building in a country where sheet metal is now 50 to 100% more expensive you dumb nigger
>>60207805services has the word serve in it, meaning you're serving someone else... and... and people should be serving the us!
What causes this?
why hasn't he announced counter-countertariffs yet
>>60207850Nah miggers are too poor to own assets.I give it 2 months until the layoffs start that's when they'll realize they dun goofed.
The sad part is how all they have to do to prop up the markets is just to slurp TSLA, and suddenly everything will rally.It's all so fucking fake and gay.
>superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering factories>I thought we were having a service economy>oh no i said manufacturing, that's whats what I call an modern economy>you know this economy is quite similar to the one in china>ohhh no, minimum wage factory jobs, old united states >for a 2025 economy?>yes
>>60207790>kill engineering jobs with ai>bring back mining and sweatshop jobs>people clapCan’t make this stuff up
Black wednesday incoming Hope you bought puts
>>60207784they rely heavily on exporting to the US. Who will absorb the US demand from China? Nobody else has the money or consumption
>>60207790I DON'T WANT TO BE A COAL MINER
>>60207790>clean coalwhat's next, clean Plutonium? this guy is mentally ill
>>60207865Unironically the >nothing ever happens mentality. They're still coping that this is all just for show and it will be reversed in a week.They might be right(again).
>>60207835instead of something like "the first time I had sex with a loved one, the days when my dog played with me outside the family home, when I made big gains gambling like a degen on the stock market" this is what migas dream of LMAO
>>60207865basketball americans will buy dey kool aid even if it hits $10 a gallon
>>60207873jej
>>60207735Holy cope
>>60207865They cant say outright: yeah we are fuckedOr the investors will literally evaporate
>>60207886americans yearn for the mines
>>60207865>60% of imports are from china>but we will grow the same way, tariffs don't matter>and we will also keep prices low
>>60207865To some extent people still have to buy their shit to live even after they raise prices on everything
>>60207865Walmart is the cheapest option for most americans in terms of groceries, people still have to eat
>>602078132 more weeks, right?
>>60207873lel
>>60207899We'll own your country in 5 years. Well us, the nips and the chinks.
>>60207900Everything is juuust fine
>>60207790coal is basically part of the historic identity of states like west virginia, pennsylvania, kentucky, so pandering to coal is pandering to all the people there
T MINUS 1 HOUR
>Investors flee to German bonds as Trump tariffs spark Treasury sell-off>“Why is this happening? Fixed-income investors may be starting to worry that the Chinese and other foreigners might start selling their US Treasuries,” added Yardeni.Imagine we get into an actual economic war with China, if they decide to crash US treasuries by selling them the Boomers will be FUCKED. I'm okay with this since I'm mostly in stock, but it may even eventually lead to an actual war with China lmaoThanks Trump!
>>60207365Welp, I'm guessing /biz/ feels a little apprehensive today lelFuck it, bring it on
>>60207790>american sweatshops>powered by clean coal>everything else automated by AIthe nuamerican dream is fantastical
>>60207899you forgot 4 years of cheap bonds too
>>60207735new MAGA NPC program is out I see
>>60207865Well, after 60% price increase, they'll still be the cheapest option! They didn't lie, they just reported facts.
>>60207886Don't worry, you couldn't be one even if you wanted to kek.
futes capitulated
>>60207886
>>60207865they sell essential goods. The price only changes for the end customer. People get fucked while corps keep the same margins lol. What are you gonna do? Not eat?
>>60207931I'm waiting for the 10Y to hit 6% after the Chinese/Japanese dump them. I wonder if you could cause a panic to make people force sell them thinking that China is going to do it. Could make bank shorting the 10Y
>>60207865They’ve front run the tariffs and loaded up for at least another quarter to keep prices relatively stable, but they’ll raise cuz tariffs and fatten their bottom line. Probably by then repukes will pass some stimulus after they gage the fall out and also after passing income tax
>reminder that this is what you voted forhttps://streamable.com/2tjkcf
>PLS XIR NEGOTIATE WITH USpathethic
>>60207957my futas folder keeps growing tho
Are you ready for the shitshow?
>>60207975>noooooooo
>>60207975do you think bessent wants to kill himself right now?
>>60207981bullying futas until they capitulate
>>60207984my body is ready. Bring it on
>>60207818Check back again in 1 weekAll the foreign investment totalling about 2 trillion dollars is going to go somewhere. And it's part of the US's security goals to have chip fabs in the US, actually since the Biden administration, but now the money is actually flowing in.>>60207822The company's that relied on china are going to remain low if they don't move their manufacturing relative to companies that are already there or have moved
>>60207735>just full retard buy buy buyactually has been the winning strategy for decades.it would unironically be a utter and complete break from trend if it were to be different this time.
I'm tired of being irony poisoned and skeptical of all the progress we've made as a country. I want the world to be a better place than the miserable life I live. I don't want to hurt people anymore
>>60207968>post yfw /biz/ short squeezes the federal government into defaulting
>lib demotrannies won against china more than Mr. I hate china ever didThere's a lesson here somewhere.
>>60207975economic war with china is so retarded their people can endure 100x more hardship than americans
>>60207928You can't into a service job maggat, have fun in the coal mines with you h1b heet manager hahaha
>>60207991>tax on the rest of the worldnigger is raising tariffs on the entire world and he says this
this is unironically all /pol/s fault from 2016
me in my second hand t90 gifted to blumpf by putin defending taiwan in 2027
>>60208006sorry bud, it's all a zero sum game now
Agent Krasnov.It's Time.Activate the Tariff Plan.Crash the economy today.For Mother Russia !
>>60208001>Check back again in 1 weekONE MORE WEEKONE MORE WEEKONE MORE WEEK
>>60208006lol retard, you know a white boy wrote this garbage
HOLY SHIT BREAKING
>>60207975China doesn't care, but Americans will. Stay strong, Xi.
>amerifats will be forced to work in factories
>>60208023big beautiful explosion
>>60207975>>60207991Does this gay retard realize he can pause the tariffs
Trump WON. I am moving all my MONEY to the GREAT United States of AMERICA, and all of you fellow Qanons should do the same! It is the RIGHT THING TO DO. It's time to make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
But how is middle class suburban stock holding and mortgage holding america going to handle this
>>60207653How?
>485 openingI'm gonna cum
Goldman sachs is still only pricing in 45% recession risk? Seems like everyone is still underestimating this massive supply shock.
>>60207716>Why would manufacturing companies follow with new Trump policies when reps will loose in mid-terms in 2 years, and Trump will be out in 4? There is no fucking way people would vote red in tariff induced recession.So now all of a sudden THERE ISN'T a shadow cabal which reigns above every and all politicians?
>>60208022>ethics in games journalism has unironically cost the us trillions of dollars
I just woke up from a 5 year coma what’s happening
>>60208049>mfw I get paid to shitpost in my air conditioned office, work 7 hours a day and get 4 weeks of annual leave a year
What are US consumers going to replace coffee with?
>>60208066>he thinks this is a polnigger deep state thread
How is McDonalds gonna handle all the applicants starting next week. Its fucking over
>>60208080MAGA coffee
>>60208006You have to be 18 to post here.
>>60208063Goldman is also trying to get Europe to panic. They're in full Jew mode.
>>60208023Make an algorithm that can switch drones to fly randomly like mosquitoes to evade nonelecteonic countermeasures. Then military can only use electronic warfare and sterilize themselves.
>>60208076After almost exactly 250 since it's founding the US is collapsing.
>>60207852>I just do>I've had these views for 30 yearsholy fuck
>>6020806355% chance Trump is chicken/killed.
>>60207865LOL
>>60208001>All the foreign investment totalling about 2 trillion dollars is going to go somewhereYou're watching it leave right now, it's the giant red dildo in the markets
>>60208063All those forecasts are always extremely conservative (more bullish than they should be). Happened in 2008 and 2020.
>>6020809596D chess, trust the plan
>>60208080>What are US consumers going to replace coffee withAre they really going to drink coffee with no work to perform?
Guys I just woke up after sleeping since June 17, 1930. They never passed that tarrif right?
>>60207975>>60207991I wonder if these retards have considered the fact that the Chinese have economic weapons too as a last resort. They could crash US treasuries if they're forced to do so. The biggest problem here is the arrogance of the US combined with the absolutely psychotic/random objectives they have.
>>60207876>Who will absorb the US demand from China?The ocean, as they simply begin(continue) to dump their surplus production into there.>Nobody else has the money or consumption[a faint "BRRRRRRR" noise was heard in the distance]
>>60207899>4 years of cheap stockswho is going to buy them?
>>60207852This is a joke right?
>>60208006dont let the nihilistic faggots here get you down anon, feeling guilt is the first step in the right direction
>>60208092Payback for betraying Germany twice.
WHAT THE FUCKVIX absolutely mooningHold me anons
>>60208076Go back in
idk if its me but /biz/ doesn't feel like it did in 2020 we've lost our culture...
What twitter post will save the market today?
>>60207609Mommy... I'm scared...
>>60208055If my crypto goes down hopefully boomer boxes do too
>>60208124This is what mooning looks like to you?
>WHERE'S ALL THE INVESTMENT GONNA GOHitler does it again.
>>60208006What progress? Things have only gotten worse, remember when people thought 2016 was the worst year ever? It's fucking over man
>>60208006Sir, this is /biz/ we'd bet on anyone who makes us money.
>>60208140zoom out fag
>>60208085funnily enough a job at good old McDonalds seems far better than factory/coal mine work...>>60208129that's how the Japanese felt too after the 1980s
>>60208129Blame /pol/
>>60208120techniggers like mewe'll slurp like mad
>>60208155VIX hit 60 last Friday. It's high, but it's not even at a local peak. It's also dropping right now as I type this.
>>60207790What's the difference between>digging for coal in 2020+5and>having millions of make work government jobs?Both are equally as useless in modern times and are simply nothing more than make work programs propped up by debt and deficits?I'd guess that make work government sit on your ass in front of a computer screen jobs are way more economical and less hazardous to the environment then digging for le clump of coal.When Blompf spews crap like this it actually seems like he's braindead retarded.
WE'RE PUMPINGTHANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
>>60208094post your portfolio
>>60207975>Aporogize
>>60208164>>60208147delusional
>euro short term and long term yields are a sea of red as people buy inChina... You'd save us like this?
>>60208140It's only a few points below covid sell off levels nigger
Looks good to me
>>60208120Me? Maybe I can actually retire in 10 years versus 30+
airlines going down
>>60208120I only buy stocks when they're expensive but that's just me personally.
>>60208177Strong aura
>>60207852Source? This is hilarious and I want more.
>>60207813drop link of google results page
>Cramer said the worst is over>Cramer said no systemic crisis like 2008its over
Is he just retarded, or does he believe he can replace workforce with robots
>>60208182When someone says something is "mooning", that's supposed to mean that it's going up. Something that is high but decreasing is by definition not "mooning".
I refuse to work. Fuck you mr trump. I just called out of work and will be putting in my 2 week notice tomorrow
>>60207852.... sauce? ...
>>60207919yea the dying rural places probably don't have much other opportunities lined up
>>60208191BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED RETARDIMAGINE HIS SHORTS
>>60208194That's it, we're hitting 2 breakers today.
>>60208186Delta came out and basically said yeah we're fucked nobody can afford to travel and we're gonna have to shrink our workforce
>>60207738>Welcome. Welcome to New York City>You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. >I thought so much of New York City that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Trump tower so thoughtfully provided by Our President...
What's Trump's plan on stuff that can't be manufactured in the US?
>>60208198Elons shown him a robot (controlled by a human) and hes convinced it's all so wonderful
>>60208006>I don't want to hurt people anymoregive in, it feels good, hurt everyone...
>>60208191CAN THIS BRAINLET STFU ALREADY
>>60208191Wall street already cashed the fuck out. The ones getting gibbed right now are retail bagholders and once the bloodbath is over Wall street will just come back.
>>60208194 Welp, pack it up
>>60208201It's gone up 144% in 5 days
>>60208076Trump is saving America
>>60208194
>>60208191And walla just like that we're pumping!!
>>60208191>if i ignore it, it is not there
>>602079754d chess to make trump look bad to the world and china good
>>60208191AAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UUUUUUUUP
>>60208217You will make do without. Foreign goods are weak and degenerate, a poison to the American people and the Main Street Revolution.
>>60208229Yes. And it's still not mooning right now, because it's going down.I'm sure it'll go up in an hour when markets open, but that's not what fucking mooning means.
>>60208217You replace it with coal
lmao
>84%84%>84%84%>84%84%>84%84%
Was it ocnfirmed that the treasury sell off was China?
>>60208217>plan
>>60208191do they just not understand what the stock markets relevancy is or>>60208211>>60208227>>60208233yup its truly over
>>60208181I said this would happen in another thread but people kept telling me that it's cope. MONEY FOLLOWS STABILITY, simple as. Ask anyone who invests money, they will all say the same thing.EU is the place markets will keep investing their trust into if US shits the bed, what else are they going to do?
>>60208238>WE'RE LITERALLY GOING TO RAPE EVERY SINGLE STOCK TO DEATH>*pumps*
>>60208255no, it was japan
>>60208194SINKING TO THE BOTTOM
>>60208255Who else could it be? It was China and Japan.
>>60208255There was a theory that it happened because a Japanese bank failed, but I can't find anything further on that thread.Original source:https://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1909834512038568315
I'm a proud American loyalist that voted for Kamala Harris and I can't wait for the traitorous, senile conman Donald Trump and his cultists to get exactly what they deserve in one hour.
>>60208255What do you mean, plan?
>>60208253That part doesn't matter, its Trump's response that will.
holy fuck im gonna be financially ruined and i dont even live in america, thanks faggots
>>60208255no, it was me
you already know what time it is
>>60208192>>60208204Fear: Trump in the White House
How are they not bankrupt
John Bloomberg...Save us...
>>60208260I assume Bessent must know what the stock market actually is, but he's making me question that
> US-made iPhones could cost more than three times their current price of around $1,000, he added, because it would be necessary to replicate the highly complex production ecosystem that currently exists in Asia.>“You build that (supply chain) in the US with a fab in West Virginia and New Jersey. They’ll be $3,500 iPhones,” he said, referring to fabrication plants, or high-tech manufacturing facilities where computer chips that power electronic devices are normally made.>And even then, it would cost Apple about $30 billion and three years to move just 10% of their supply chain to the US to begin with, Ives told Burnett on Monday.
>main streetOh you mean that shitty road all dead towns have that has like 1 open business
>>60208287>dear sirs
another limp-wristed attempt to buy the dip
>>60208261>EU is the place markets will keep investing their trust into if US shits the bed, what else are they going to do?People called you retarded for stating something sensible? China is a strong economic player but their entire economy is extremely volatile, the US is tail spinning, all that's left is the EU and Japan, maybe the UK.
>>60208280
>>60208289mcdonalds is fucking expensive here in vegas$15 for a bigmac meal
the opening spikes will probably be insane
>>60208289what else do you think all the upper middle class people who don't know how to cook will be eating once the recession hits?
>>60208289Because americans and people are fat and stupid and above all else; lazy.
>>60207609Sorry
>>60208289Why would they beAll their shit is supply lines in North America
>>60208306Shit is ridiculous and the quality is trash too
>>60208305well trump does apparently because a large reason he put up these retarded tariffs was to get apple and other companies that set up here in ireland back to america
>>60208289It's a real estate play
>>60208289they just released a 10 piece nugget minecraft meal thats overpriced at like $15 that will sell like hot cakes
>>60208217he has concepts of a plan
>>60208261It'll be real stable when putin cross into poland/Germany
>>60208287>they voted for this tard again
>>60208289Breakfast is still cheap.as fuck there if you use the app. Its like 4 dollars for 2 biscuits. With the price of eggs right now, it really isnt that much cheaper to eat at home than eat a mcbreakfast.
>>60208320>Shit is ridiculous and the quality is trash toowon't stop shartymarty from consooming. USA USA USA
>muh trump>muh kamala为人民服务!
>AAPL is about to be green in PM slurpers gonna slurp
>>60208289where do you think half of this site is going to be working once we crash anon
>>60208340based
>>60208049Kinda funny if it actually happens. Good memes ahead.
>>60208296>>main street>Oh you mean that shitty road all dead towns have that has like 1 open businessYes. It's like we are prioritizing then ghost of Christmas past instead of stocks ...lol
>>60208255Isn't it because of stateside hedge funds selling to cover their positions?
It's amazing that trump has basically nearly killed off the largest tech company in the united states. I am sure this will have no consequences at all
>>60208049kek
>>60208349>>60208357Huawei cellphone factories :^)
Is this pump fake or whats going on?
>>60207975>:(
Those oil prices are cooked
Stocks fall like autumn rain,Traders cry in vain.Imports taxed again,Oh no, here we go.Factories shut their doors,Goods stuck at the shore,One more trade war tweetAnd down the Dow goes.Wake me up, when the tariffs end.This trade pain, I can’t comprehend.Tumbling yields and confidence.Wake me up, when the tariffs end.Steel and basedbeans burn,Will our markets ever learn?GDP took a turn,Thanks to some new ban.Layoffs in the breeze,Jobs outsourced with ease,Consumer trust erodes—Where’s the master plan?Wake me up, when the tariffs end.My 401k can’t take it again.Bear or bull, who’s even your friend?Wake me up, when the tariffs end.
>>60208337Yeah food chains moved to app deals and sales there. Is stupid the go in person
Lads, it's premarket.
>>60208374retards buying the dip so hedge funds can exit
>>60208374DCB
>>60208343Didn't you hear? The US can make Iphones themself, its simple really.
slurpers are unreal rn, it's like they have an unconscious desire to lose money
>>60208327Ireland is not a real country. You should join the United Kingdom.
>>60207861>More expensiveNot if they're mined in the us
all such people are gone and it's just yes men atm, explaining the position we're in rn
>>60208374just retail retards doing their thing
What if China blinks first? What if this whole thing works for Trump?
>>60207750???
Its priced in already
>>60208401Patriots are supporting President Trump against the godless Chinese communists. Trust the plan.- Q
>>60208408Where
>>60208411there is no 'works for trump' there is no plan to begin with
>>60208411But they won't, they want to show their people strength against the US, because they want to take Taiwan.
>>60208411All he cares about is jerome blinking first silly billy. This is all about forcing rates down literally nothing else.
>>60208409Apparently Scott Basset once broke into to trump's office and literally stole papers related to breaking up korea free trade agreement
>>60207609I just wanted another Clinton. No wonder Russia was so afraid.
HEIGH HOHEIGH HOTO THE COAL MINES WE GO
>>60208359Well yes, all of this has always been from chuddies jerking off to Norman Rockwell paintings and misunderstanding his use of nostalgia. They genuinely think they can bring the 50s back somehow.
>>60208431rates would have gone down if he just did nothing
>>60208411China can deep fry their biggest rival in oil and build soft power in SE Asia. You think they'll just say no?
>>60208401>slurpers are unreal rn, it's like they have an unconscious desire to lose moneyI want to see buffet, hedgies, and bobos sidelined in the cuck chair. MAGA!
>>60208433>the deep state is just sane people trying to stop polniggers from destroying the west
>>60207673I didn’t get the comic the first two times but now I do :(
what did michael jackson mean by this
>>60208411they will economically disentangle from the US and invade Taiwan, thats what going to happen
>>60208454>>60208454>>60208454new bread
>>60208442Cry
>>60208449Shorting the stock market since Trump was election was the easiest money of my life, thanks maga
>>60208450I want the US to get back the glow it used to have
Very funny Americans watch drip fed entertainment on their phones and smart TVs that function thanks to rare earth metals extracted via exploited thirdie labor and carcinogenic blast mining pits in China, dressed in sweatshop clothes made on the cheap in Thailand/Vietnam, while stuffing their faces with cheap chocolate and bananas grown and harvested by broke farmers in south America and Africa, and then decided to give all that up, not out of any sense of moral decay for making the world its candy store, but because they thought THEY were getting screwed.
Can some one explain how the fuck shorts work?
>>60207716Don't worry bro, we'll have martial law by then, its gonna be fine
>>60208507 >you open a short on apple at 169>it pumps to 174>you sell at a loss
>>602078872/10
>30 minutes until the ApocalypseWhat are you guys drinking/eating while awaiting for the happening ?
>>60207790The children yearn for the mines
>>60208369They should've paid their taxes instead of hiding it all offshore.>Apple sitting on $160B cashThey can buy the dip.
>>60207750Delusional post
>>60208549it's pumping right now. i can't understand why. maybe its as you say.
>>60208507You loan a stock and sell it. You have to place collateral in case your stock rises and you made a bad trade. If it rises too much in price your position is liquidated and the stock is bought back with your collateral.If the price falls you close your position (which is in effect buying back the stock and returning it to the owner) and net the profits while the collateral returns to your hands.
>>60207790"As child, I yearned for the mines !" Childlaborbros we are so winning
>>60207968I wasn’t too concerned as we were a toilet heart attack from the market bouncing, but this bond shit is scary and could lead to something truly truly ugly.I’d definitely have some protective puts or shorts.
i'm actually glad to see biz smg back.however, i haven't spotted my greek friend from krautland, yet :-(
>>60208507Basically: you borrow an asset, sell it, then buy it back at a new price before you return it to the lender. Say it's priced at $10, you borrow it, sell at $10, then the price drops to $5, you buy it back, and return it to the lender. You've made $5, the lender gets their asset back.
>>60208001>2 more weeks
>>60208006same
>>60208006Uh, good? Go do that.
24 MINUTES LEFT
>>60208585Wait, so is it just holding onto a position say you have a share at $100 but you have to repay it, but it's fallen to $50. You still have to repay that share but since it's fallen by $50 you can keep the other $50?
>>60208436clinton created the housing bubble and the dot com bubble
>>60207899Average person in this country doesn't care about stocks or bonds. When they see the price of everything going up 20 - 30% they will riot in the streets.
>>60208380Beautiful
Real Men short VIX in the 40s.
>>60208699Basically, yes, you are borrowing the asset, you have to return the asset + interest. If it fell in price you made money, if it rose in price you lost. If it rose too much it automatically gets returned and you lose your collateral (which is used to purchase the asset back).
dip slurpers going hard again
>>60208421I wonder how many ex QAnon faggots are in this thread currently.
>>60208706Yea but 170% gains.
nice little pump there boys. let's see if it pays off for you. i'm sure earnings will be great across the board with a trade war going on. very intelligent.
>>60208022I do really wonder how much different the history would be if trump casino never failed
>>60208745Free money in a few weeks ngl.
>>60208746Actually I have a better one. It seems like that you borrow a share, sell say for $10, but they need the share, it seems like it's about the share, not what's it's valued at or at least for who you borrowed it from. And since you need to give them that share back, it needs be at a cheaper price since you can pocket the differnece
10 minutes for worldwide nukes
>futeshue hue>futes
>>60208860It's what I said anon, I don't know how to explain it more plainly.
>>60208459No, pedo. Stay in your bant thread.
>>60208944But was my explanation correct?
>>60208986Yes, except you missed the part that if the price rises too much you are forced against your will to buy it back using the collateral. This is called getting liquidated.Otherwise you are correct, the share owner doesn't care about the price, all he wants is to ensure you will be able to return it. (Plus interest)
>>60208333Lol
>>60207777Based
>>60208191>destroys the greatest engine for wealth creation>work the coal mines>work the sweatshops>>wipepo dindu nuffin
