Pump already over edition>Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg [Embed] [Embed]>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsPrevious >>60210018
ITS ALL COMPUTERI LOVE TESLER
>>60211150let’s go bobo
SPY puts?
SPY will never ever circuit break huh
WAGIE MARKET
Questions are shit, I could be a senator
>nasdaq about to go into the red
They're trying to save the market so fucking hard jej
Schizophrenia, bearish or bullish?
will miggers still support trump after they get rugpulled?
>>60210949>Companies that rely on selling their products to the US as one of their biggest markets will not lose revenue from massive tarrifs on sales to the US?Everybody is going to get hit pretty badly if these tariffs are kept on for long, but Americans will get hit much harder because the US economy is much smaller than the rest of the world's combined. The world will move on and redirect their economies eventually.
>>60211150Count the number of Chinese imports in that picture
I've always thought the stock market was fake and it's been a really gratifying week so far seeing my schizo theories come true
how long can the crab go on?
New S&P Yearly lowest point unlocked. Every new red tick is now an yearly record, like yesterday.
We’re getting to the point where it’s going to go lower with each dip. Any gains will be lost in minutes. When will people learn
black wednesdaystarts now
seize this micro/macro nonsense
>>60211111
>>60211169Seriously, just crash already. Than bounce!I NEED that 7.50 SOXL
>CRASH CANCELLED>PUMPING IN T-MINUS 2 MINUTESI HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE FLASH SALE ON CALLS AND CAPITULATED YOUR PUTS
I DIDN'T BUY SQQQ IN TIME EVEN THOUGH I KNEW THE PUMP WAS FAKE
BUY NOWIT'S NOW OR NEVER ANONS, YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH IF YOU BUY NOW!
>>60211188They’re not smart enough to think for themselves and stop bootlicking m
I get a massive kick out of when politicians think we're going to bring back manufacturing to the U.S. like it's the 19-goddamn-50s. The ship sailed decades ago. Manufacturing renaissance my ass.
BLUMPF ANNOUNCEMENT ON PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCTS TARIFFS IT'S OVER
>>60211150wonder how many newfriends don't remember this exact behavior in 2022. Institutions let retail slurpers turn the market green in the morning, then they relentlessly dump on them.
>>60211187In most cases bullish
Two Americans are standing in line waiting to pay tariffs on important products they ordered. One of the Americans finally snaps.“I’ve had it up to HERE! The volatility in the stock market, the rising cost of living, and now I wait for the ‘privilege’ of paying these exorbitant taxes! I’m going to go kill that Orange FAGGOT!”The American storms off, while the other nervously waits in line.An hour passes, and the other American comes back to the line.“What happened?”He dejectedly shrugged.“The line to kill Trump was longer.”
>>60211217Lmfao no don’t come on
panicans are in control trumpsissies
Massive Tesla pump didn't help much, it's already going down.
Line go down LINE GO DOWN?!
>>60211221This will help American workers BIGLY.China is terrified at how fast the American ports are closing. They need us, we don't need them.
>>60211205god I hope so. I need VTI to drop at 237 and I'll be rich as fuck.>>60211201forever, apparently.
>>60211230a classic with a fresh spin
>>60211217Buy products before scarcity hits and then resell, that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
DO NOT PANIC, BE COOLBUY BUY BUY PLEASE I HAVE KIDS TO FEED
>>60211230Don't quit your day job
>>60211216this is the part where you regret dumping TSLZ bags early
>>60211221>apocalyptic tariffs between the US and China>market pumps>talking about pharma>market goes downCLOWN ECONOMY, BURN IT DOWN
>>60211216She is a fickle mistress.
whats this immigration policy called
The bulls did a very great job at pumping the market today!They deserve an award for that.
Already up again after loading up on shorts at open
If you mongs would get a tradingview candle chart of an index with VWAP and std bands instead of your 'wiggle line moves' tard brokers, you might actually have a fucking clue about what goes on.
these pump attempts are pathetic
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/04/icymi-president-trump-is-president-for-main-street-not-wall-street/
What’s Shit and piss bear market threshold price again? >>60211234[Fuck the whore fuck the whore fuck the whore]
>>60211210what exactly is going to make SOXL reach the $60 mark again when NVDA did most of the work in getting it that high in the first place
THE RITUAL FAILED, ITS OVER!!
>>60211149>my countryRupert Murdoch is australian
>Amazon is redIt begins.
REMINDER: INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS ARE PULLING OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED.RETAIL INVESTORS, NOW IS THE TIME TO TAKE THAT MONEY OUT OF YOUR SAVINGS AND BUY THE DIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzLd8EK3sU
This is all so moronic. The stock market was a mistake.
>>60211282Already did that yesterday! I am locked in the generational lows
>>60211282Kek, I see you
SNIBBETY SNABBETYX:DDDDDDD
>>60211256pajeetification policy
you idiots..... the pump is still happening..... you cannot even sell puts every morning is green..... there is no dump other than the third world who is the only ones selling ..... or morning would be red.....
>retail protecting stocks from hedge funds be like
>>602112691.4%
I'm glad I sold my ACMR early... Just gotta wait till I can buy the bottom
On one hand, I'm glad that /smg/ came back from the dead thanks to the tariff drama, but on the other hand, I can't help but think that this general has been co-opted by a bunch of political activists who aren't actually invested in the stock market and just want to use this opportunity to cry about Trump.
>>60211278Who owns the biggest media empire in America. What’s your point?
>>60211313Thanks
>>60211271Nothing, you much better off buying intel calls and hoping they take market share from Nvidia in this chaos.
Is alibaba going to 50? I'd love to see that.
Okay I gotta drive to work take good care of my puts while I’m gone
MIGAtards really fell for le "BUY NOW!" pump&dump scam I can't believe it. Orange literally scammed his own people TWICE now
It's red AGAIN!!!!FUCK TRUMP
>>60211319This. Based Trump makes them seethe so much it's unreal.
>>60211271The difference in NVIDIA marketcap does concern me, 250B in 2023 vs 2.5T now. Semiconductors are the future though, and NVIDIA even at its size only has a PE of 30 with 70% revenue growth, 80% profit growth.
>>60211319YES! THIS IS CORRECT!
>>60211319>not invested into the stock marketthen why would you cry about trump? this idea sounds silly
>>60211319Same thing happened in 2020, they'll leave when the market starts to crab
>>60211336You mean third time, him and his wife pull a shitcoin scam remember?
>>60211318I heard the spiral anime sucked.
>AAAHHHHHH IT'S DUMPING>.47%Bears are PATHETIC
went to check on some puts i bought an hour ago and i guess i'm riding them down
>the veehikkle supply undustry
fell for it again award
Good try little bullfag, but not good enough.
Not getting green you FUCKS
why is everything just a memestock now
perhaps congress is just letting him do whatever he wants so he fucks up hard enough to lose his supporters and then remove him from officebecause otherwise the first person to make any motions towards doing that would get sent to el salvador
>>60211319>who aren't actually invested in the stock marketAnon, you'd be crazy if you were right now
>>60211319I left because trading was boring, and I was just sitting on my SPY. Volatility is way more fun to trade.
>>60211356for us tourists, the action is the juice
can these buffoons stop pumping SPY
>>60211362I'd say like fifth time or even more. Since February people tied to him like his son were advising to buy the dip, even though the dip kept dipping dippier than the dippiest of dips.
>>60211319They are Europeans, Canadians, and other assorted third worlders who were kicked off /pol/and /k/
been a while since i've seen TICK be this schizophrenicit's usually one sided
NONONO
>>60211380Shit
>>60211319It's getting a little old, and I say this as someone who hates Trump. Focus on the stonk, niggers.
>>60211254Should have boughted in last week anon
Tesla pumped 2% in 10 seconds. Totally not manipulation.
>>60211374... or up. goddamnit
>>60211267AMERICA FIRST!
crabbed me again award
>>60211384Because 'le economy' is a meme. Everything is overvalued 3-10x. Fundamentals are having much smaller impact than vibes. The bottom is so far down it might as well not exist.
>>60211376Green shirt in the back is what really puts it all together.
>>60211384>why is everything just a memestock nowWhen a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus.
>>60211399Aren’t you supposed to be on the house floor talking about apple pie and destroying communism out of the Christian spirit you faggot
>>60211384We live in the meme economy get with the times, please.
WHO is buying this dogshit stock?
>He bought a put AFTER a crashYou guys are retarded if you did this. You buy puts BEFORE and then after you buy into etfs after
>>60211426
>>60211425>held hostagelel can't be held hostage if you're the occupier
These '''''''''''upwaves''''''''''''' are fucking weak and only come out of ten minutes of pure crab.
Fuck that fucking gay ass noise.I'll just do like in vocid, buying oil companies and enjoy my delicious 7-8-10% divies. Have fun with your manipulated shitcoin shit car companies and shitFUCK.
>>60211201Forever.
Bread died, reposting>>60211050Here's the thing anon, and mind you I'm going to be working with 2020 numbers, so this is just a little out of date, but it's the closest metric I have,258,000,000 adults in America, less around 19,000,000 felons means around 239,000,000 eligible voters.Take into consideration that parties use non-voters strategically in a two party system, ESPECIALLY in the American system, and that goes triple in this polarized climate where many people hate Trump. Someone who does not vote AGAINST Trump, is tacitly supporting his administration whether they accept this fact or not.Alright, so grabbing a statistic I found from usnews, around 90 million did not vote, add 90,000,000 to Trump's 77,300,000 voters, and you can get an approximation of all the people that Trump has to keep happy. You basically can't win over the other team anymore, so you have to win over your voters and not disturb non-voters so much that they vote against you.So 90+77.3 (millions) =167,300,000167,300,000 people Trump has to keep happy / 239,000,000 eligible voters167,300,000/239,000,000 = 70%So while 80% might be a little lofty, it's not actually exceptionally far off.
>>60211436We are destroying commies, which is why euros, Canas, and third worlders are seething
>>60211384Buying stocks is now a political statement or something. Being ready to hold the bag shows devotion to the President-Messiah.
REMINDERNO CRYING AT THE CASINO>NO CRYING AT THE CASINONO CRYING AT THE CASINO>NO CRYING AT THE CASINONO CRYING AT THE CASINO>NO CRYING AT THE CASINOREMINDER
>>60211399>/pol/ is not third world>/smg/ is third worldNigga, you are fucking retarded. Seriously you can’t have any real money, why are you here?
>>60211440Billionaires with money to burn. Market crashes are a redistribution of wealth from the poor to the rich and the poor stop-loss and the rich just eat it because they know that eventually they'll own everything.
I am getting fucked and not in a good way
Ever shop at the Hegel's Dialectical Artisanal Anti-thetical Goods?We only sell Anti-thesishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiP0FpY88E4
>>60211201CRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKETCRAB MARKET
>>60211458Also, post more crab memes.
>>60211462You are delusional
>>60211445MR KRABS YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>60211471i miss that duck
>>60211463FAGGOT! NOW OR SOMETHING?! WHAT KEKHOLD INTRODUCED ESG OR DEITO THE STOCK MARKET>GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BAD DRAGON DILDO YOU GAS LIGHTING CUNT
Looks like my prediction of crabbing with a slow downward trend over time is coming true.I wonder if the other part of my prediction, that this will continue for at least a month before the real crash, turns out to be true as well?
are you ready MIGAbros?
>>60211468>third worlders first were on /pol/ shilling the "Le pol was left wing!" meme, then they flooded onto /k/ for muh Ukraine, then they flooded here to shill muh market crash. They are extremely pissy and brown
>apple up 4% Where are those iphones going to be made
>>60211499peiagoink
Mcover
>>60211251I regretted it 30 minutes after I dumped. Lost >$1000 instead of $500. Would've at least broken this week.
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1080549078969155584/pu/vid/640x360/qihaXvwC3TOFMVwG.mp4?tag=6Wut?
>>60211498Dunno, probably up to the moment the shortages hit the shelves
>>60211456I'm waiting to buy some oil, but I'm really wounding if things will flash crash to 25 like in 2022 and I could buy make it tier cheapies.
>>60211499That looks like Stephen Colbert.
>>60211500and have the minds and tmeperment of a post menopausal woman
>>60211509They don't have to, apple ducked the tariff by importing a giant reserve of iphones early.
just bought 4800 0DTE puts
>>60211516seems appropriate for someone making a sock with a drill presshow can we compete?
>mental gymnastics is now keeping the crab aliveI guess we need to see actual job cuts before anything really happens, implications mean nothing. The president of the United States is telling the market live when to buy.
>>60211522who's this cutie
>>60211470Why do the poor stoploss I thought the poor owned no stock and the middle class parked it in 401ks that they don't learn how to touch until 65
>>60211509Apple said they plan to move to Pajeet land
>>60211150>>988 (US, Canada, Mexico)>not>>Canada, US, Mexico>aka CUM
>>60211319Nigger, I don't even care, I dropped Trump long ago, I only cared about him in 2015 because immigration. He doesn't care about that anymore, so who even cares.Let's just enjoy this mess.
>>60211462>We are destroying commiesBy implementing Maosists level retarded protectionism. MAGAtards are stupid beyond any measure.
>I'm not t-t-third w-w-w-orld>u-u-u are
>>60211537Wow, 6 month supply of iphones, that'll help.
>>60211282>buy the dip
>BREAKING: Embargo on China not out of the table. No one should trade with cheaters, says Trump.https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1907192756419940627https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1907192756419940627https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1907192756419940627https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1907192756419940627
>>60211499>the left hate ai art>uses ai to create arthypocrisy thy name is fag
>>60211564BasedFuck china
>>60211557proppa Muttican rose
>>60211564
>>60211499this picture is so retarded, he should have a beaming smile as he finds purpose in manufacturing and also earns enough to support his stay-at-home wife and 3 kids as well as easily afford 2 cars, a speedboat and a large house and yard
>>60211500It’s funny you think brown people support Ukraine, LOL. Anyways you sound very uneducated, very poor, and a genetic dead end in general. Please fuck off.Seriously, did accidentally greentext yourself? Kek, you need to go back to /bant/.
BORING
>>60211499You lost
>>60211477
>>60211560If these tariffs last 6 months we're gonna have a lot more problems than iphones.
>>60211564Based. Fuck USA
>>60211523this can't be real
>>60211564FUCK CHINA! YANG GANG
>>60211509India. Apple was one of the first companies in the 2010's to start moving out of china
>people saying fuck orange man for explicitly crashing stock market>MAGApedes come in raving about politics that nobody has previously mentioned Keep it down redneck RETARDS this is about PROFIT
>>60211557Audrey Hepburn didn't die for this.
>>60211523Trump spittin' straight facts again.
>>60211529If it hits negative again, I’m with you…
>>60211529nah, not gonna happen, we won't see oil going this low ever again. I mean, you'd need another worldwide lockdown. Think about it.BUT recession, which is looming despite what the market is trying to make everyone believe, is assured. Now I don't know how low it'll go, but I think I'll start DCAing in another -7% or something.We have yet to experience a real capitulation day. So far there has been none, even on -6% days, we had at least one green stock. True capitulation means everything red, always.
>>60211564simply astonishing. the world is healing. not that sure about the market, at least in the short term
>literal WW3>trade war all over the globe>nukes fly>blood on the streets>*shit&piss pumps*
>>60211523What's wrong with this? I'm sure it's wrong just because of who's saying it, but I know nothing about history in that region.
>>60211557being fat is fine and all, but why do they have to run around half-naked and show their fat tard body to everyone? what the fuck is wrong with those yanks?
>u hear about dem dere tayrrifs?>we is gonna make murrica great again
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>60211542Middle class absolutely touch their 401k in terms of pulling in and out (late)
>>60211597hepburncels kneel before maclainechads imo
>>60211319been noticing this too and it's getting annoying.>>60211399holy cope>>60211564big if true
Wait was that a random pump or did something happen
>>60211571Here’s your bri’ish rose
to the fucking moon, no reversies
>>60211570>>60211573>>60211588>>60211592>>60211606CLICK THE FUCKING LINK FIRST RETARDS
>>60211564Kino rickroll, I was fooled
>>60211201Recent advances is cosmology have revived the theory of the universe having repeating cycles of expansion and contraction.
>QQQ and SQQQ go down togetherI guess no one is allowed to win
>>60211525Yeah, there's a big question mark hanging over how this plays out at the consumer-retailer end. But whatever the exact outcome it's unlikely to be good and I don't see it restoring confidence.
Why are all the non Americans so opposed to the tariffs?
It's over
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING BACK UP WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKK
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP PUMPING
>>60211271Does it make any sence to you? >>60211343I don’t know, I’m making a 2m bet so any constructive feedback is appreciated. You could be right…
>>60211541Peri from Fire Emblem Conquest, one of my top 10 games.
>>60211607The algos don't care.
>euros, Canadians, panicans, and third worlds pissing and shitting themselvesAmerica superior fuckers
>Trump when some nerd tells him his tariffs make no sense
All in(all all)All or none I always sayAlways just what makes my dayNone is never, none’s a boreAll is what I came here forWhen I swing, I always winPlace a bet, and I'm all inAll is never not the scoreAnd all of the bodies hit the floorALL!!!(Wu)(Everyone's all in)(I want it all)(All is...)All or nothingAlways all or nothingAll or nothingfunk will keep you jumpin!All or nothingAlways all or nothingAll or nothingNa na na na(everybody say all all all)https://youtu.be/pJFNjH6b7eI?si=QVf8oZ_TtMEC-Vdz
>>60211564He's never gonna give it up is he?
>cheap Chayna goods made my beer belly grow>drump is goyna fix dis
>>60211557Mountain Dew is love. Mountain Dew is LifeThere's Bang in every bottle
>>60211634No :)Trump won
I need to eat lunch. Which fast food joint sources completely from the USA? I refuse anything else.
>>60211652Because people TRUST IN PRESIDENT TRUMPMAGA
>>60211564>embargo on ChinaARE THEY FUCKING RETARDED PLEASE BOMB IRAN AS BONUS
>>60211648it's just a new generation of baggies in the making
fucking kek this is worse than shitcoins
>>60211634I don't click links, that's retarded. I don't take things posted here seriously either!
>>60211634I got absolutely owned, I kneel
>>60211564Alright ya got me
>>60211670five guys.
genuinely who is buying? bizarre
Like i say,crabing today and tomorrow and them mini dump on friday.
>>60211568I'm a leftist and I love AI.
who the fuck is buying, bulls are actually retarded
>>60211666bot post
>>60211604> We have yet to experience a real capitulation day.It does feel like everyone’s just in denial about costs increasing 106%.
>>60211564>>60211673NIGGER
>>60211551Yes. If communism is so bad for everyone else its our duty to prove it as the Leader of Nations
>>60211648>>60211652China made a mistake of doing something. If doing nothing=win, then doing something=lose
>>60211648>>60211652The plan, trust it.
>BREAKING : AMERICA EXPLODES, STOCKS UP
>>60211075look at that, time to sell again soon
>Bot post
>>60211509It's the dumbest shit. Apple managed to shore up their US inventory of iPhones (the single largest export product from China) by sending cargo planes and ships from China right before the tariffs took effect.Any cargo vessel that left a foreign port before 12:01AM this morning will not pay duties when it arrives at a US port.Once the supplies of iPhones dwindle and more have to be ordered from China, AAPL is going to tank again. This hedging of supply is providing a good amount of exit liquidity for AAPL investors. Similar story with Delta airlines. Good earnings report from them, but once we actually start feeling the effects of the tariffs and the subsequent inflation, discretionary spending will fall and Delta stock along with it. The economy is not a car or a bus, it's a boat. You turn the steering wheel and it takes a while for the direction to change.
The focus on not tariffing these irrelevant shitholes is such a retarded democrat strategy, nobody is pissed about this on either side of the aisle
>>60211705this is an interesting theory
>>60211692retarded like a fox
>>60211564>Embargo on ChinaLmao. The MIC is going to assassinate this retard sooner or later.
>>60211713anon it was a rickroll
Will crude hit $50?
Just adding SVIX and trimming my INTC position a bit. Theta is out to kill options today.
>>60211691>im a leftistkys
>>60211714exactly
OIL BARRONS
>>60211619'no' although both have non-pig bone structure that your modern mutt cannot comprehend
>>60211604what oil company you going to buy, NOG seems like a decent choice as it's an American one.
>>60211705china's rattled to the core rn
>>60211568>Implying the right doesn't use AI art tooYou can't be fucking serious
why are all the russian and chang vpns seething here, you lost. Trump destroyed you
>>60211742you first fag
>>60211729Ya gonna duck roll me next, old timer?
And the pump continues...
>T-the market will go down when they hear about Trump's Tariffs>The market are go down when see Trump's tariff figures>The market will go down when Trump's tariffs going into action!YOU ARE HERE>Countries will never captiulating to Trump's tariffs>China will never capitulate to Trump's tariffs>Trump's tariffs will never bring jobs back to the USA!>Just because Trump's tariffs were successful doesn't mean there are being no Republican victory at midterms!
>>60211749FUCK YOU BULLS
can someone explain, if tariffs are so bad, why is everyone retaliating? why not do nothing and keep buying cheapies?and if they're reaaally so bad, why not implement export subsidies? it's only for a few years, seems preferable over dumping everything
>>60211761The market did go down you fucking retard.
>>60211714>Any cargo vessel that left a foreign port before 12:01AM this morning will not pay duties when it arrives at a US port.Do you have a source for that? This would mean that the tariffs won't even kick in for two months now. Ocean travel is fucking slow.
I don't get why the no money retards keep coming in this thread and bragging about having no money while sucking Trump's ballsack. You know you pay the tariffs right?
>>60211748hmmm I actually prefer the fundamentals of NIG
>>60211748>NOG>American companysounds fitting lel
>>60211761>Countries will never captiulatingRamesh please
>>60211761Keep dreaming. The markets have already gone down.
>>60211754you have no morality, hypocrisy means nothing to you.
>>60211773You lost lol
>>60211216I BOUGHT AND IT FELL TO $50.9 TWO MINUTES LATER HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>60211767If tariffs are good, why are China and the EU putting them on us?
>>60211761Zoom out
boring
>>60211761See anonie, the difference between the first and second part is that the first depends only on mutts being retarded, and nothing else.
>>60211670taco bellgot that taco smell
All memes aside what is causing this retarded pattern?
>>60211767
>>60211150>Trump going to put 500 percent tariff on China WTF man
>>60211619Sorry pal, she only fucked chads
>>60211319That's the whole board atmPetty blatant too
>>60211801i told you already, it's spelling "MAGA"
>>60211787The fact that you replied to me proves you have no money.
>>60211761How's the weather in Dehli, pajeet?
impeach trumpdeport every magatard
>>60211801Mental health epidemic
>>60211796I HATE crab markets, just go down or up, or anything, do SOMETHING FFS
>>60211784
>>60211801Bear markets are defined by extreme volatility. Remember that the COVID crash had a +8% day flanked by giant dumps. There will be crabbing in between slides, and dead cat bounces spattered out here and there as people refuse to recognize reality.
>>60211801BE COOL
>>60211564The embargo was already happening at 50% tariffs lol. Do you think there's going to be any trade with both sides charging 100%? That's already a total embargo.
>>60211801>stock market is now a shit coin exchange
>>60211319I shit on whoever's in power, simple as
>>60211801Literally just hopium
>>60211150>Reuters: Trump administration officials calls on US president to impose 500% tariffs on China.It's over bro
>>60211801it's self-reinforcinghigh volatility begets high volatility because it just attracts more tards seeing all the movement up and down and trying to time the market, mass-buying when it dips and mass-selling when it peaks
>>60211801crabs
>>60211761>YOU ARE HERE-20% down YTD?
There are no indicators for a crash. It's gonna crab for a while until there is some signal.
>>60211814trannies rise up!
>>60211772Ryan Petersen of Flexport said it on Bloomberg this morning before the open
>>60211801that's what it looks like to price in President Trump
>>60211801Honestly, people are too bearish which makes markets vulnerable to any "positive" news even if it was a fake news tweet 2 days ago or trump rugpulling retail
>>60211822What is USA going to do?Not buy Beryillium? How are they going to make more bombs to kill civilians?
>>60211801The retards who fell for the trump meme are panic buying to keep the stock market afloat. Mutt's pensions are tied to the stock market so it CANNOT stay down no matter what, even if the country is on fire.
>>60211499>>60211583Kek
>>60211782Yeah but not by that much. The S&P500 hasn't even officially entered a bear market yet. I mean the bears themselves are saying that these current prices aren't attractive yet.
>>60211767Some countries are doing nothing as tarrifs are bad. Others are playing game theory, tit for tat being the best model under non Bayesian conditions.This stuff is real complicated and in no way black and white but overall punishing efficient producers will only lead to a more inefficient world.
>>60211829why 500%? lets go for the 99999999%
>>60211757meds>>60211801dead cat bounces
Guys I'm a zoomer, why I webull not letting me short stocks, I have the $2000 minimum but it's not letting me short
>>60211801Big corpo purchase enough stock to make the needle go up 0.15%, then bulls and deluded people eat it and start pumping the stock, then big corpo sells, rinse and repeat until big corpo has enough cash
>>60211850CopeSeetheDilateTrump WONtrannies LOST
>>60211793>>60211801Fuck, dump already!
>Tesla is up almost 5%Ok apple I can buy but how do you excuse this
>>60211852>Yeah but not by that much.Please share your drugs.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN CHINA RN
>>60211767Tariffs are not bad. Tariffs are a tool which when used properly can actually be good. Blanket tariffs however are fucking retarded and bad.
>>60211761BAAAAAAAAAASED!!! /biz/ SEETHING!
>>60211876He is right though - most of the thread is expecting much more catastrophic fall, calling this crabbing retarded.
>>60211801The market are desperately huffing copium because what is actually unfolding would mean the global trade getting destroyed
this nigger can't read
>>60211870Not yet. Bleed the retailers dry.
>>60211880Did they died?
>>60211648>>60211652
>>60211761>>Countries will never captiulating to Trump's tariffsstop posting vladimir
>>60211880are they ok?
>>60211859> dead cat bouncesI’m getting pretty fucking tired of reading this!
>>602118731. SpaceX getting good deals on contracts2. Not as heavily impacted by auto tariffs3. Le Elon hype
Disproportionate. Big word for someone from Alabama
WTF WAS THAT
>>60211904Nothing ever happens.
>>60211869I'm not the one who's Switch 2 and any other appliance will be at least 50% more expensive.Lmao-ing at mutts still coping.
>>60211893>most of the thread is expecting much more catastrophic fallThread is currently populated by MAGAtards. I fear that stock market as well.
>>60211873TSLA is the most brain dead cult on earth
>>60211893Give it time. This is what?Week 1 of the trade war.
>congress question about this making other countries buy BitcoinAre these fucking people brain damaged
>>60211915sex
>>60211523>The USSR invaded Afghanistan to fight terrorismWe appear to now be at the Brezhnev era of Trump's presidency.
>>60211645cause your pulling everyone in your shitstorm, your governments worked very hard for more than a century to make sure all our economies are interwined with yours and now you elected a fucking instable retard who is pissy about something he doesnt even understandWE WANT YOU TO DO GOOD BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO GOOD WE ALSO DOES IF YOU CRASH WE CRASH TOO holy fuck stop being greedy retards you're literally the richest country in the world, the fucking "deficit" weren't even deficit because they didnt account for the shit ton of services you export to everyone around the globe, you have a digital service hegemony and now you're throwing everything in the shitter to make sure Cambodia and Madagascar aren't ripping you off (???) there's talk everywhere about developping digital solutions and creating new trades with fucking China, a country almost everyone despised before you elected a fucking mentally ill baboon
1h and longer time frames look strong for rsi and stoch rsi
>>60211852>Yeah but not by that much.Where do you people even come from that you think a -20% drop "isn't that much"
>>60211921Not just bitcoin, but and I quote "bitcoin with the president's face on it".What a fucking quote.
>>60211921bro she couldn't spell disproportionate
I could’ve sold in the green 30 minutes ago but I was driving to get goyslop and missed the dump
>>60211856Because they are too pussy to embargo and that would just make China have zero incentive to negotiate
> I'm not the one who's Switch 2 and any other appliance will be at least 50% more expensive.
>>60211911kek
can some options traders link me something to help me better understand IV, what makes it, how to math it, and how to avoid crush? Im trying to profit from options. my plays are correct in direction but i keep getting IV crushed.
>>60211895what are the odds a more sophisticated approach with the tariffs is taken (lower figures and specific targets) in the next two weeks?
>>60211934>your governments worked very hard for more than a century to make sure all our economies are interwined with yoursnot my fault your country bent the knee to the us. should have been more self reliant and this wouldn't have happened to you.
>how can i make this about israel?do americans really
Do the retards in the stock market just pump when they hear the words "strong, trade, Israel, good president"?
>>60211881I hate this mentality. When are tarrifs good outside of negative externalities or infant industries.Do you really trust politicians to honestly pick the right industries with literal billions at stake. Absolute shit show for corruption, lobbyists and pork barking.I’d prefer blanket over that.
>>60211876see >>6021164617% and 22% down on the S&P and Nasdaq isn't anything that crazy. If the market had actually dumped properly, you'd be getting insane deals right now, but I'm not seeing any crazy deals like Meta or Amazon in 2022. This is at best a decent dip buying opportunity, but far from what we had in 2020 or 2022.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/4429800-feds-kashkari-says-bar-for-reducing-rates-is-higher-due-to-tariffsMINNEAPOLIS FED SAYS NO INTEREST RATE CUTS LIKELY DUE TO EXTREME ECONOMIC UNCERTAINTY KEKEKEKEK
>>60211954buy longer time to expiration
>>60211937We're back to what? The situation 1 year ago?With a completely different world. One that can't be priced at all. With confidence lost.If anything the market should be way lower.
>>60211960Yes
>>60211873Tesla stocks have never been based in reality and the investors who were have already sold and left
>>60211955I would say 0, Trump's administration is ideologically against trade deficits
>>60211958You’re not actually an American citizen and I hope euros aren’t retarded enough to believe this faggot is. This is why flags are needed on ALL boards.
>>60211970Fine.More tariffs then.
>>60211909too bad lol>>60211864weird
>>60211789am currently a TZA and TECS bagholder. just DUMP ALREADY, GODDAMN
>>60211965I was about to write a reasonable reply then I reread your points and realized you are fucking retarded so we can just agree to disagree.
>>60211955Part of the problem is we have no idea.
>>60211970>Idiots thought cuts were coming Well duh anyone with half a brain could see this coming
>>60211954just fucking sell sooner when it's green, fuck your pinko number games
>>60211958>should have been more self reliantthen america would bomb you and/or instigate a coup during the cold war
>>60211979Reminder they killed his wife for saying this
>>60211970obviously.
>>60211934income inequality is a real bitch and I support large concentrations of wealth. Globalists got their great reset. Now Middle America gets to name the price.
>>6021197630 days til expiry? or longer like 2 or 3 months?
>>60211970e-erm but the priced in 1231 rate cuts by may????
>>60211958The only thing that's keeping me happy is knowing you'll lose much more than us. Don't get me wrong, we will suffer too, but we weren't number 1 anyways, never would be, we just don't have the means. This is what irrational greed get you, fuckers.
>another bull trap closing>retards keep falling for itjust BE COOL kek
>>60212009>Middle America gets to name the priceKilling itself in the process?
>>60211937A 15-20% correction occurs on average once a year in the S&P500.
>>60211970STAGFLATION HERE WE GO
>>60212004They are not American. Don’t give them the pleasure of feeling that they successfully carried out their ruse.
>>60211955That’s literally the million dollar question? Bessent or Navarro win out controlling old man Trump.
>>60212005Remider that they are on their way to your apartment right now
>we want our allies to buy our defense hardwarethat ship has sailed, retardo
>>60211994>I was gonna reply but I didn't but I did anyway to tell you I didn't Cool fucking story you complete faggot
>bots arent real>meanwhile
>>60211970Obviously Trump should raise more tariffs to make up for it
>>60212032Maybe they can sell at a cheap discount
Fucking leafs even being cringe when they’re being basado
>>60212032Buy American defense hardware that America just demonstrated it will remotely disable if they disagree with your government lmao
>>60212035>I’d prefer blanket over that.Anyone who states this is a fucking moron. Legit. That is a crayon eating statement and that is sugar coating it.
>>60211961The more doomposting is happening out in the wild, the more the market dips. The more hopeposting is happening, the more the market pumps. That's it, we're entirely in a vibe market. The more you doompost the lower it goes. The meme market.
In times like these, I like to remember the old maxim:>the markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent I'm not touching this shit with a ten-mile pole. Best of luck to those of you who are, but I'm out.
is this the local bottom?
>>60211994Kek, what pathetic response. You are clearly uneducated poverty trash who’s never taken an accounting/finance/econ course in there life. Why are you here, to double 2k, LOL!
>>60212060it will dump after the meeting
>>60212031They’re already in my walls
>>60211967>17% and 22% down on the S&P and Nasdaq isn't anything that crazyI kinda agree, we've erased only 1 years worth of gains. the past year was just so good up to this point. a properly severe bear market will delete multiple years, even a decade of gains
>>60212037>bots arent realtrading bots have been used by institutions for 20+ years and have been the biggest traders for at least 10.who is saying bots aren't real?
>>60212060That's why I stopped playing with options and went with inverse etfs, albeit leveraged.
>>60212025The balance sheets can be quite bloody. who's? well terms and conditions apply.
>>60212062If you aren't out by now anon please sell
>>60212069Okay Peter.
>>60212081retail baggies
>>60211970how would cuts even 'solve' 100 percent tariffs anyway
>>60212042EU was the biggest buyer and their 800 billion euro rearmament plan excludes buying from the US in favor of buying from EU. but yeah, US can likely dump product for cheap... but that'll still be a loss.>>60212046and they said openly they sell degraded versions (which, duh, but you don't tell that loudly)
>>60212048I agree with you, but don't do this "I have so many great arguments but I'm not posting them" shit. It's gay. Just call him a faggot if you have to reply at all.
>>60211997seems that is the main problem indeed
>>60212010i trade options expiring 3-5 days out only during daily trading hours. i dont like holding options overnight
>>60212094They dontWe havent even felt the inflation yet
>>60212080Yup, that 1 year pump was on the expectations that trump would be pro business. We haven't priced in an anti-business prez yet.
>>60212094rate cut = line go up
>the trade deficit that president Biden left us with?
How Can The Market Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
i should buy a bag of coffee todaymaybe a big one
>>60212102I think he’s a bot, you agree with a bot >>60212089
>>60212102I don't even have to make good great arguments. He is saying 2+2=5 and it shows that he lacks IQ and any reasonable argument will still sail over his head. There is no point in entertaining legit retards.
I’m a dumb stupid nigger
>Trump calls the bottom on Xwitter>in the middle of an escalating trade war>with earlier precedent by the abortion Eric Trump calling the ETH dip before it halved in price>people mindlessly ape inElection by appealing to populism was a mistake.
>>60212127t. Peter
>>60212096>f47Tbf that was their brand new 6th gen wunderwaffle and the f22 faced similar issues when up for export only way congress will agree if it's a trasher version
>>60212111doesn't work that way tripsman. Line go down first.
>>60212124Get out of here Jayden Smith!
>>60212111Rate cuts wont do shit if there is weak bond demand. Stock dumping and yields going up is normally something impossible to see, yet here we are.
>>60212134Blame the democrats for not immediately jailing him forever.
Plato has been completely vindicated in his critique of democracy btw
>>60212134It will be Crab Tyranny until something actually breaks, up or down. There is too much room for uncertainty and hope right now.
>>60212152>>60212152>>60212152new bread
>bonds are routing>rates not being cutTrumpsisters.... our response?
>>60212123They didn't have one under Trump don't read that the largest US China trade gap was under Trump and Biden had the smallest
>>60212135You need to type > to greentext you dumb fag. You are just calling yourself Peter, kek.
>>60212137yeah, i completely get it -- it's just what any country with large enough MIC would do. i meant this entirely in the sense of "this is the kind of thing you don't say where dumb voters from the countries you sell to might hear". just because it's obvious in the industry doesn't mean it won't sound bad to those not familiar with it. and while dumb, these people vote and pressure their govt too.
>>60212147The worst thing they could've possibly done to that kid was name him Jaden
>>60212044>captain canuckmore like captain cuck
>>60212167This bond stuff is the real black swan. Odds are nothing happens but it has potential.
Lmao how many times can they run the same scam of pumping on open to trap migger bulls
>>60212239Until it stops working.
>>60212107ill have to test that strategy, thanks
>gooks and yuros down hard>America and China still up>in a trade war between America and Chinatopkek great power chads win again
>>60212111Get out /pol/aroid tourist retard. Just fucking leave.
>placed a nvdia put right before amerilard lunch time >almost printing I can't believe this setup will work two days in a row Like who actually believes nvdia can pump organically in this environment
How do you guys trade? I usually bought long term calls but that gets me raped by theta. Do you mainly trade etfs and spy options?
So today's just going to be a repeat of yesterday but worse? A tidy surge for a while, crabbing, and then a drop?
GAWR GURA IS GRADUATING, SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60212167Because this is capital flight from USD denominated assets. Full stop. Equities, oil, gold, BTC, bonds - all in sell off. This is a fundamental changing of American standing in the global economy.This isn't a flight to safety situation where people are going into bonds or gold and yields go down. People are pulling into cash and waiting to see what happens because no one knows what's going to happen from one hour to the next.
>>60212828source?
>>60212890IT'S OVERPANICSELL SELL SELL
>>60212917a post on sensenzawa? this could be actually it
>>60212917it's over....
