market turning cheesy again edition>Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsPrevious >>60211150
gonna beat my meat to zoo porn
NOCRYINGATTHECASINO
Radical crabbing
I’m a stupid dumb black monkey who wastes his money on stock market gambles
ZHE BRUTOOF DOGGO IS READY TO PAILfuck this dogshit market mayne
SELL SELL SELLTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
STOP BUYING, YOU WILL BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG
Is that bullish?
>Market crashing BUT>Bond yields are upWe are so fucked. It is not even funny anymore.
>dem retars talks about Trump on bitcoin and sanctions on Iran>red>rep retard talks about World War One>greenI’m going to make lunch, fuck this insane shit lmao
>>60212189wtf is this nigger talking about.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the crash has begun
FOUR.... HUNDRED PERCENT
>even the volatility index has become extremely volatilewhat does this mean bros
>>60212152>FeetBased>Smelly feetDebased
>>60212206Bear market
I hate Mr Crabs most days
>>60212172>zoo pornQRD?
>>60212205when should i sell at pricemaster?
>>60212200https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1080549078969155584/pu/vid/640x360/qihaXvwC3TOFMVwG.mp4?tag=6X video
keep buying SQQQ, we're retiring in thailand boys!
bonds increasing again
Is this the big one?
>>60212235I’m selling my skewkewkew as soon as I get near green
>>60212189yeah because it makes it 0.10% more likely somebody will whack him in the next three months
>>60212189
>>60212188If you aren't leveraged, holding bags isn't that big of a deal. I held plenty of bags during 2022 all through 2023 and now they're my biggest winners and still after the current crash way in the green.
>>60212206buy VXX
SIRS
>>60212180now that's a happy dog>>60212224something like >>60212180, but with a white person
>>60212189In this analogy, we would not want America to be "the country that imploded because of a dumbfuck foreign policy decision".
>>60212206I'm sure some autist somewhere is trading a second order derivative on that shitcoin
>>60212152Built for BIG BLACK COCK
>>60212238I think it's settling in that they're utterly retarded.
>>60212235I'm retiring in Europe by the Mediterranean with all my bear gains
Just buy libtards, trust the presidents instincts
Did he just say EU position on US digital corpos is "impermissible"? Or did I mishear?
>>60212264UH OH STINKY
>>60212235Are we though?
>>60212195Enquiring non cultist minds worldwide are watching this muppet festival.
can you imagine that the biggest trade war in the 2000s was already priced inhuh
How the fuck is AAPL still green? Was the evacuation of iPhones via plane considered bullish?
Kek these limp-ass attempted pumps are pathetic to watch. Americans are panicking.
>>60212167>Trump plan is to cause a deflation spiralWhich would murderfuck entire US economy. Good job MAGAtards.
New iran sanctions https://www.reuters.com/world/us-issues-new-sanctions-iran-trump-seeks-talks-2025-04-09/
>>60212228>>60212189Trump didn't endorse it. He's basically making a parallel with the US. To some extent he understands that the US is going bankrupt for the Jews, but he's too much of a Zionist to make the hard turn and was never able to even pull out of Syria.
>>60212298i want to get pumped by a dog
>>60212284
>>60212284it's not even 12, wait until 3-4, set a sell order now>>60212275very nice, the better choice if money permits
Trump seems angry today
>>60212278>Just buy libtards, trust the presidents instinctsRussian bots truly ruined the internet and I’ll never forgive them. We don’t kill enough of them in the Ukraine.
>>60212298Gold is up 3% lol. We're fucked.
>>60212279It's no secret that if the EU creates targeted tariffs that US tech will be one of the biggest targets.
And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many panicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples.And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples, Why eateth your Master with panicans and sinners?But when Jesus heard that, he said unto them,They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
Is tony the sign guy gonna go out of business
>>60212307He understands America is going bankrupt for the Jews and endorses it even harder than Biden did kek
>>60212321You've heard of MAGA, get ready for MEGA.
>>60212297Yes. Investors aren't expecting the retaliatory tariffs to last and that iphone inventory is enough to outlast the negotiation phase.
rip TMF niggas
>capitalist country wants protectionism and tariffs>communist country wants free tradeI don't get it
>>60212321yeah of course. why wouldn't they?
>>60212321Tariff on EU tech would really make Trump mad. Like mad mad.
>>60212189wut?
what the fuck happened to trump
>>60212195as was foretold
>>60212317He really needs this thing to fly (despite not watching it). We've all been there huh
>>60212347It's almost like the world isn't black and white, but on a spectrum (much like your autism)
HOMEWARD BOUUUNDI WISH I WASHOOOOOMEWARD BOUUUUUNNNDDDHOME WHERE MY THOUGHTS ESCAPINHOMEWHERE MY MUSICS PLAYINHOMEWHERE MY LOVE LIES WAITING SILENTLY FOR ME
>>60212320Chinas dumping US bonds for gold. What I’m curios on is if they are buying Bitcoin too?
>>60212189No it's not
You guys do talk stocks and not just bitch and moan about trump?
>”Millions of Americans will literally die if we shut off supplies from China”>”This is why we need the tariffs”
I'm a passing tourist with no investing knowledge, what's a safe put strategy so I'm not a complete poorfag
This god damn motherfucker i sold at 160Every day i get more and more retarded
>>60212195Bond vigilantes at work?
>Reshore pharma manufacturing in Puerto RicoOh I'm having a laugh right now.
>>60212347Simple. It's a planned economy versus a semblance of a plan economy
>>60212264so the saaaaaaaaaars are expecting massive investment in their manufacturing because China is getting cornered out from trade by Trump?
>>60212347they swapped their social policy cards like 10 turns ago, did you miss it?
>>60212360Reality struck here on this day
>>60212152The key to understanding the modern economy is to think like a delusional retard and act accordingly>101% tariffs on Chinese imports? Sounds bullish for Apple!
Too late to buy puts on apple?
>>60212323t. Peter
>>60212379Safe is putting it in a high yield account and getting 4% interest PA. There is no safe in this legit crazy market.
>>60212375wanna guess why we would bitch and moan about trump right now?
What the fuck is going on?
>>60212347China isn't communist and hasn't been for a while
The stock market is clearly very horney, and is edging hard. Once it gets good news it's going to cum so hard (upwards)
Scammers
>>60212379>safe>options
>>60212372As someone who bought bitcoin and eth before this started, no, i'm down 20%.
>>60212384More like countries are dumping US bonds. Which is bad news for US.
>>60212378>HALF THE US POPULATION WILL BE SPIRITED AWAY LIKE IN REVELARTIONS IF WE DO NO STOP THE TARRIFFS
>>60212406crab is going sideways
>>60212385What the hell does that mean?
>>60212375That's what /bant/ /smg/ is for./biz/ /smg/ is for shitposting and making fun of people
>>60212358i suppose jew cum will make your face swell up
>>60212364You must be fun at parties.>>60212384I’m surprised they didn’t show up a year ago. Seriously, who is buying bonds.
>>60212411>Delta is copingTrump will fuck them lol
>>60212403I don't need to. Being mentally ill faggots and all
>>60212388No, everybody is just trying to smoothly bail on the slathering rabid dog in the corner. But it's a large (but not insurmountable) dog.
>>60212411should have bought boeing (lol)
>>60212372We could solve the entire national deficit with bitcoin. What do racist boomers do instead? Be racist. Bookers can’t go to the nursing home fast enough
>>60212379there is no safe strategy to short the market. If you go long, you can just hold the bags and if have bought shares in good companies or an index, you will inenvitably be in the green again. However if you short the market and the market decides that this was the bottom, you will never recover your losses, they are permanent because the S&P500 always goes to the next ATH eventually.
>>60212379look man this is basically an alternative to buying scratch offs at the gas station. you should basically consider investing to be lighting your money on fire.
>>60212364More like ideology has become completely incoherent in the modern era and nobody knows what the fuck they're doing anymore
>>60212378Based Malthusian social Darwinist.
>>60212424Holy shit, can you stop shilling your faggot den?
Fake pumpy is over. Smaller than the last one. It seems they'll keep getting smaller until the market checks out completely.
>>60212375:(
>>60212411Delta is going to eat the tariffs. This is just a front to not tank the stock. The waitlist for new Airbus is literal years. Airbus will just refit the plane and sell it to someone else and charge Delta the penalty for cancelling the contract. Zero chance Airbus eats the cost of tariffs here.
>>60212411>we're just gonna deny realityHave Americans realized this is all a matrix or something?
puts or calls
>>60212430I am, thanks for noticing. >>60212452Here is the kicker, it's always been that way.
it will crab in a tighter and tighter range around unch and then collapse into a singularity, a crabby blackhole
>>60212440There's nothing wrong about wanting to have a few laughs at the expense of funny retards. Trump is very relevant in that sense right now.
>>60212206>>60212223>tell everyone trades in both directions, especially puts, are crowded>everyone is suddenly surprised when nothing fucking moves for the rest of the week because it's been clamped into a range by gamblers and MMs are circlejerking with your premiums
>>60212152Is this Bullish or bearish>Carmakers are holding thousands of vehicles at U.S. ports and temporarily halting shipments to minimize the impact of President Trump's escalating trade war, according to the Financial Times.
I love Mr. Crabs wild ride.
>>60212390https://www.tiktok.com/@hughchongqing/video/7303869151976639751
>>60212223
>>60212336>MEGAUnironcally based let's get back to enslaving Africans
>>60212458Crash isn’t as hard yet though. I just need a little more and I can relax. 7.50 SOXL hurry the fuck up.
>>60212470It will start to do loops and rings.A crab trap.
>>60212455Do me a favor bud and never go there. Stay here forever. K? Thx booby.
>>60212358That late stage dotardation is hitting him hard
how much is the 5000 handle a factor in the crabbing
>mention AI>greenit's as simple as that folks
I'm all in on inverse.
>>60212457Lul
>>60212478>profits don't take a hit for a bitbullish>oh fuck we're out of cars and it's 2x more expensive to make thembullish
>>60212189??????How do people see these word salads and not think he isnt developing early onset Alzheimer's
>>60212505Probably 100% of it. It's a huge psychological marker.
>>60212457Source?
>>60212467It has definitely not always been the case that Communists are pro-globalism, American Conservatives are pro-protectionism, and American Democrats are anti-tariff. These are new developments. I have seen these things change with mine own eyes.
>>60212506the AI trade is still going
>>60212152Is this one Bullish or bearish ?
>>60212506People really believe all those AI lies are real?
>>60212529Bullish af. Fuck your puts.
>>60212529lol
I yield to the crab, the limbo is forever..
>>60212524The US used to be isolationist and protectionist 120 years ago. There is absolutely nothing new under the sun kiddo.
>>60212379spreads are free money
>>60212516It's not Alzheimer, he is just retarded. And that already priced in.
so much for SOXL
why the FUCK is the nasdaq so stubborn
>>60212529If you want a workforce of dimwits going through withdrawals, bullish
>>60212516Is nearly 80 years old early? Genuine question
>>60212558
>>60212516>alzheimers
>>60212561No, early onset is before 65
How is unemployment fed faggots, enjoying not having a portfolio and shitting up biz?
>>60212557Do I just sell that shit?
>>60212529I don't think Chinese fentanyl is tariffed
Bloomberg saying what we've been saying in this thread hours ago now.
We're green.
How can I make money off the retards who buy into these hype cycles?
>>60212584It's cute when these tourist actually do post their meager portfolios. We are talking TENS of dollars of profit here people!
Feels good to of exited this schizo cocaine market. Anxious about a which way the crab will go? Couldn't be me.
>>60212589Yeah, so until we (or rather the insiders) know for sure, market will do its bullshit.
looks like a new crab point and this crab is strong
>>60212595>.0060%What are we even talking about here?
>>60212589>no mention of EUTrump pls forgive us
pump, dump, pump, dump, pump...
>>60212535"lies" is strong. it's definitely overhyped. but the flipside is that LLMs have come remarkably far in the last decade. it's astonishing to see, really. what most people don't get is that these are not optimized towards truthfulness or objectivity. that's not the main goal here, the main goal is human-machine interfacing. and for that LLMs have made amazing strides.the real "problem" and limit here is that the current AI hype (LLMs) is predicated on advancement in compute mainly. the real question behind the hype is "how far will stacking compute get us? where is the plateau at which LLMs won't reasonably improve further?". not whether it's all lies or not.>>60212526US will lag behind if GPUs are tariff'd. currently everyone is just stacking GPUs.
>>60212379You shouldn't be trading but stay away from 0dte and try to stick with things itm
Next time nasdaq goes under 1% im taking the pain and selling, I want off this ride at any cost
>>60212626beats daily inflation by .00001%
what do we think?
Another failed fake pooomp
>>60212589
>>60212589sounds like cope to me
>>60212584>>60212606Take your meds and go back to /bant/
>>60212633bots circlejerking each other
>>60212654Gridman'd save us.
So, now it's just a wait and see game for the inflationary effects, layoffs, business closing down, people getting fired for the markets to realize the fucking obvious and go lower.Meaning we'll have the current clown shit everyday, with a few fake tweets here and there for the big boys and Trump's entourage to exit, until we get to see the consequences in ~3~6 months.Literally the worst possible outcome. I'd rather have a steep crash and then we fucking move on. Now this will be clown dumb shit for months of going nowhere until suddenly it does.
is this bullish for china, blumpf activated HAARP
Alright, crabs had their fun. Resume the dump
>>60212663Yeah. Great, right?
>>60212645>$0 volume
>>60212656No, it's fun to make fun of you retards here on the inferior /smg/
How do you guys trade? I usually bought long term calls but that gets me raped by theta. Do you mainly trade etfs and spy options
>>60212673the age of the crab is over
>>60212647lol that blumph reminds me of jibjabi wonder what they're doing nowadays
>>60212379rule 1 of investing is dont lose moneywe do not follow this rule at /biz/
Up and down, up and down, up and down. It's all so predictable. When are we going to see some real action?
>>60212595Why wouldn't we? We're drowning in horrific news = GIGA PUMP
>>60212672wtf is this?
>>60212663Yes, crabbing and maybe even a small pump is my guess for the week or so.
>he didn't buy the dipkeking right now
>>60212684i copy trade politicians and hedge funds
>>60212680Yea, you sound like a happy winning person…
>>60212663is there any way to even profit off this retard market?
>he thought it was a dip and not a recalibration
>>60212297I man, think about it. Do you really think Apple will sell these phones at their current price? No, they'll sell them at like 2499$ each under the pretense they're now taxed. Imagine all that revenue.
>>60212640Kill me
>>60212707But that has like a 3 month delay
Transferred in my last 20k into my cash account.....what do I do frens? How do I turn this around......is this the bottom or will things get even worse tomorrow once these new tariffs hit? I don't know what to sink this 20k in....maybe I just let it sit in my cash account to see if it really bottoms out rather than buy in early and get fucked. Oil seems to be absolutely dumping right now, I have made a decent amount of money off of XEG.TO and was thinking of buying it, seems pretty well discounted but not if things get even worse which they probably will.
>>60212684I go off the stars and planet alignment.
>>60212724Nut up and swing
Last week I was an expert on tariffs but this week I am an expert on the basis trade.
fuck manplease just dump 1%a measly 1%stop fucking crabbing
The inverse relationship between VIX and SPX is interesting
So today's just going to be a repeat of yesterday but worse? A tidy surge for a while, crabbing for several hours, and then a drop?
>>60212633>Bogdanoff, he bought strangles>Order Trump to beg on X and initiate operation theta drainaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaAaaaAaaaAAAAAA
>>60212735Don't rush. You habe a poor folio in any case so I'd focus on skill/income
>>60212724>is there a way to profit off of an insanely volatile market where huge index funds are moving like shitcoinsObviously. Consistently? No.
>>60212694Investment banks release there projections Friday, if things don’t crash by Tuesday I’ll slowly raise my targets.
Bobos will soon be the ones saying "zoom out"
this is gay
Dump it anonsBe cool about this, trust me, be cool
we don't want your fucking hormone pork and chlorine chicken you dimwit. keep it.
>>60212694after the meeting ends
>>60212636It's obviously productivity increasing new tech in a way crypto wasn't (crypto still ok as regulation-ducking tech though) but like crypto I'm a little skeptical of the market reaction
>>60212724current position? and chest size?
Does wall street realize that the better the market does now when orange man just announced tariffs, the worse and more bolder he'll get when actually applying them? Are we really selling out the country for short term gains? I mean sure we are but whatever.
>Congressman Smith whining about the EU "disrespecting" American farmersLol, lmao even.
So you see Mr. Chinaman, the US has a weapon China can never defeat. Hope. And with Hope, the US in invincible
>>60212724Go buy a shit load of meth and stay up all week following investor sentiment
>>60212731do the politicians have a 3 month delay? they gotta bring that down
>>60212672Touched a powerline or something? Girl just insta-died.
>>60212754The crabbing will continue until morale improves
>>60212778Short...B cup
OIL?
>>60212773what if it was oestrogen pork little twink???
>>60212731for most of them it's 14 days which isn't that bad. between that and some occasional active management (usually "oh shit this won't be good time to liquidate everything") i've casually beaten the market for years
>>60212672>This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
>>60212663Haas had already said they've stopped hiring because of this due to decrease in demand, it's probably going to come a lot faster then people think.
>>60212411Unironically Trump secured Airbus as being the sole supplier of planes for all of Asia, and pretty much for the rest of the world.
>>60212347China wants to freely export. They have never allowed free trade into their own borders. The barriers for foreign conpanies to operate have always been massive.
>>60212152>>60212218>feetBased>smelly feetBiblically based, actually.
Sex owe me women
It's orge
Weeeeeeeee
>>60212810Boeing was pretty good at doing that anyways
>>60212755huh almost like it was related in some fashion.
total bobo death
Fuck this gonna go to my secret spot in the park and jerk off
So why haven't tariffs caused a huge drop today?
GURA IS GRADUATING, WE HAVE TO SELL RIGHT NOW BROS
>>60212849because market is fake and gay
>>60212457I thought he died by """accident""", you know, those dangerous windows. Or maybe it was one of the other 70 CEOs that died that way, I dunno, I might mix them up. Then again maybe he's a cat an got to fall back on his legs.
>>60212849house meeting still ongoing
What are the long term implications of your most important stock index being based on imaginary fairy tales and copium?
>>60212841Zoom out
>>60212466Doesn't matter you can't afford them.
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXdMmWye
>>60212849Market refuses to believe it's happening until everyone can see the skyrocketing prices and mass job losses
>>60212809>Haasmore like Haad kek
>>60212875Barely red
Anons, this minute-to-minute volatility is something. 50 VIX is the fun zone.
>>60212809Haas F1 Teambros, how to tariffs affect the performance of the team and Oliver Bearman?
kek he said the thing
>>60212777i'd be skeptical too. there is an incredible amount of voodoo and hype around it. but as you said -- there is solid impact beneath it. for /biz/ instead of looking at promises, i'd look at where the tech already can be applied, where it shows results. for instance, we see drones and munitions equipped with AI already. so for example Helsing is a good bet as a startup. but i wouldn't invest in any "we're doing e-mail but now with AI" bullshit. go for shit with actual measurable hard impact, not dotcom-like promises about "AI everything". image recognition is solved. go for startups integrating such things now that they're real-world competitive with the latest jump in capabilities. capabilities, not promises.
>>60212875>not one greeenkekarooooooo
ITS PUMPING SO FAST ARGHHH
is the market trying to tell us something? i swear i can make out an 'A L W' on the minute chart for SPY
Wtf is a put and a call omg why you have to go and make things so complicated
>>60212589>"Fortress North America" where Canada and Mexico joined the US in jacking up tariffs on ChinaWho were the first two countries America started doing tariffs on again?
>>60212825>10 minutes of straight green candlesI should have known that I would get scammed
>>60212840I’m too retarded to comprehend without seeing the equation they talk about but normally there is not such a clear relationship between increased volatility and going down
>>60212897Wacky times we live in.
>>60212849People will be sold the lies until layoffs and massive price hikes get out into the media. Then they'll cope for another month or so as they believe factories will spring out from the ground. Then when it finally dawns on them that this is years away they'll capitulate.
>>60212849This shit will be fake and gay until they decide to shit or get off the pot with tariffs.
>>60212849Well anon the direction the market goes depends on what the hedgies think and a lot of them are holding onto the hope that the tariffs get repealed, is my guess at least. That's why the markets pop everytime there's the slightest bit of good news.
>>60212792write a fat put and offset some of the volatility and collect premium. This will flatten your yield but offset your tail risk.Wearing an appropriately sized bra lifts the cup.
My honest reaction to this markethttps://x.com/TopGyaru/status/1909517889519951874
>>60212589>This cope American small business will die guaranteed under either plans
So we're saved anons? It's holding like hell. What was the fuss about?
This is an actual fraudulent market. There's nobody at the wheel. There's nobody at THE FUCKING WHEEL.
>>60212870coudn't decide so i buyed both
>>60212849Market is high on copeThe literal nightmarw waiting in the wake is what's happening to the 10 year yield right nowFuck the markets, thats actual financial institution ruin
>>60212933are hedgies not aware how the us works?Trump can veto that, even if they would manage that, and they would neet what, 67 house to overturn it?ey lmao
>>60212944Hooked up to a dialysis machine would be the best way to put it.
>>60212916Yes Anon and bith countries have or are planning to hit you with Tariffs for hitting their car/part industry
>>60212103
>>60212672is she okay?
>>60212964But no crash? So it's fine.
Can those hedgies finish their overvalued lunches and go back to dumping?
>>60212946It's me. I am at the wheel.
>>60212960Trumps tax bill is currently dying on the house floor because 40 something Republicans are tired of him raping the national deficit
>>60212861Buy.
>>60212971Buy in if you think it’s fine then
>>60212983>raping the national deficit Well it's about to be worse
>>60212971
>>60212825I know the day hour is short and bear markets are months long but fuck. I really don’t get it.Market death, fake tweet, recovery.
>>60212948Good call if you set it up correctly strangles have been great.
>>60212971>>60212988BUY AMERICAN, BE COOL (I'm joking)
>>60212983wasnt bessent just shilling for that an hour ago? lmaoFunny if true but the whole republican party seems like trump sycophants compared to the first term so we will see
lock in those shorts for tomorrow and friday. ez money.
>>60212849BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR THIS MARKET IS WRONG AND MY TRADES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT IT WAS MY TURN TO MAKE MONEY
I want a black monday just to see this bitch get to 0
>>60212152Bearish or Bullish?
this guy really is sucking trump's cock live on TV
>>60212944>SPY wipes out an entire year of gains>One day of not read>"So what's the fuss about?"Where do you people come from?
>>60212849US and Indonesia made a trade agreement. Maybe other countries will follow?The president pushing legislators to pass a bill that'll reduce taxes?
Fuck you losers for turning the market into a casino. I WAS the next Warren Buffett but now i cant be because you losers made technical analysis completely irrelevant
>>60213009The freedom Caucus in the house are bigger psychopaths in Trump, far more right leaning in policy, they want to cut government spending a lot more, Trump wants to spend more, so theyre in gridlock because the fake libertarians told him to his face eat shit
>>60212926This view ignores politics which very much still matter
>Bitcoin behaving more like the S&P than the S&P itselfOh I do believe we've hit peak clown.
>>60213032turntables
>>60212983Cowards, Trump can just Mint the Coin™ and take care of that
>THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN>THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN>THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN>THATS EXACTLY RIGHT CONGRESSMAN
>>60213022>“One day of not read”We were still green at this time yesterday. We’ll be red soon. Beautiful color, red. Old fashioned, but beautiful.
>>60213026I was a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, now I am a permanently embarrassed millionaire.
>>60212589>Bullies Canada and Mexico>Now wants Canada and Mexico to help them against ChinaTrump is really a fucking retard sometimes.
>>60213032this is not good!!!
>>60212152>U.S. Treasury Secretary Warns Europe: Siding with China on Tariffs Is ‘Cutting Your Own Throat’America is demanding a extortion
>>60213057>sometimes
>>60213026Yeah, Warren Buffett won't shut up about cups-and-handles and MACD and Fib retracements.
>>60213068Tribute
>>60212849Priced in
/biz/troons crying and malding that the Trumpconony is mooning.two more weeks to the trump recession amirite
If I was a CEO right now I would announce tariffs are going to bankrupt and rape me and my stock would instantly shoot up 5% in 20 minutes
>>60213055y'all gonna be billionaires in a few weeks
>>60213071>>60213072He's right about Haiti I said it
>>60213068It's like they forgot we saved their asses in WWII If it weren't for us they wouldn't be speaking German and not Arabic!
when does the meeting end?
>>60213072>>60213071Okay. Most of the time.
>>60212960Supreme Court is gonna want to be hearing a case on this assuming recession. Major questions doctrine, blah blah blah, watch Trump's approval rating
>>60213094>Most of the time
>>60213071>>60213072
>>60213089>ArabicIn France it's African
>>60213097I agree with his immigration policies. That is about it.
buying more puts for the money printer
>>60213097LMAOOO
>>60213108These ones?
get ready for the red god candle
>>60213094the only time he ever said something agreeable was when he said he's never seen a thin person drink diet coke. that one was a banger.
>>60213029https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2025/04/08/congress/andy-harris-freedom-caucus-house-budget-trump-00278061Also in case youre curious, yeah they're literally stonewalling. Speaker of the house wont get Trumps dick out his ass and these guys wont budge So this is that "bill" trump keeps looping about
>>60213096Trumps supreme court said trump can deport people that are legaly here and dont commit crimes cause "Lol its to late now i guess"
>>60213080GDP print is down twice in a row now.
>>60213108So you want ten billion indian "dreamers" to be imported to replace you? That's Trump immigration policy.
>>60213108>That is about it.
>>60212919The higher up we are (relative to the past), the more we can fall.
>>60213136Check your information environment
>>60213134i see thanks
>>60213026Warren Buffet is just as much of a gambler as the retard putting money on apple despite the tariffs on China. He just got lucky and was born before the internet revealed how much of this entire system is built on bullshit.
>>60213123>Trump said he didn't careYou are aware that quite literally tells you Trump didn't care about H1B but he wasn't going to shill for it
>>60213136I wish that was actually true you delusional troon.
are there any trump speeches today?
>>60212606better than larpers and tripfags
>>60213148Now calculate future IV.
>>60212936>Wearing an appropriately sized bra lifts the cup.Insightful market research
>>60213126i knew a petite girl in college who was addicted to diet coke, she drank a 12-pack a dayi really didn't understand how her kidneys were still functional, much as i don't understand how SPY is still flirting with 500
>>60213096>Supreme Court is gonna want to be hearing a case on this assuming recession>wait six months for the Roberts SC to stop shitting themselves and issue a narrow ruling that says that the president can still maybe in certain situations still issue tariffs and also please don’t hurt us
>>60213138You are arguing with a PTG tourist who’s never touched a woman.
>>60213150You mean the supreme courts own site?>>60213163Buzzword spouting nigger, thats what they litterarly said. The ruling they made affect FURTHER deporatations, the ones already deported were "yeah lmao better not do that again112!"
>>60213201Don't get me wrong I have not slurped a bit
Unbelievably bullish
>>60213200peak junkorexic behaviour.
>>60213148I'm not reading all that.
>>60213203That's fair it's a foolish thing to do. But still we may as well explain how giant of a fuck up this is if he doesn't backtrack.
>>60213022>One dayZoom out
>>60213228Sounds like I should invest in US bonds immediately
>>60213200i suppose it's like fat crackheads; it defies all natural laws, but they do exist.
cmooon dump
>>60212516Get lost on your way to Reddit, kid?
>Remaining at around 5000Yep, we're finishing on greenGuess TRUMP'S tariffs were no biggie after all. Now, the next step. JOBS JOBS JOBS!
FRESH BAKED :>>60213267>>60213267>>60213267
>>60213108Immigration policies he promised in 2015*I am not even sure what is his stance on that these days.
>>60213266Just the usual noon poomp
What are you guys having for lunch? I think I’m enjoying some KING CRAB I APPARENTLY ORDERED
>>60213251I mean some clarity on what he plans to do with tarrifs would be nice.Imagine owning a business right now.
>>60213266I can’t imagine this is the end. Only one week of volatility for permanently changing how global trade is conducted?
>>60212663>I'd rather have a steep crash and then we fucking move onThat was never in the cards for a situation like this.
>>60212821i deserve cuddles from a cute goth girl.
why is it 5k that the sp just doesn't want to leave
>>60212265There’s no floor to human’s degeneracy
AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKKKK
