total asset collapse imminent edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsprevious: >>60213267
What just pumped it 2%?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAA BOBOS BTFOATH EOY
Bobos raped, it's over.
m-m-m-make the ground shake
What's happening?
THE FUCK WAS THAT
HUGE PUMP
wtf is going on?
Holleeee fuck sorry bobros
OOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
NASDAQ UP 5%SOMEONE FIND THE FAKE TWEET
Ahahahahahhaah
kek closed my puts like 7 minutes ago
/ptg/ bros, we won.
I feel like I don’t deserve thismy puts
Big news coming?
w.-what is is this pattern called bros?
no...it can't be....I wanted the line to move down...
what the fuck why is it up 5% in seconds?
WHAT
some hedge fund just blew up
TRUMP PAUSED THE TARIFFS LMAO
So it's just going to be a slow bleed for months on end as the market comes to realize Trump is not pulling back, huh? No massive crash
>>60214146Totally organic and normal market pattern
NANI
>people actually bought puts yesterdayAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
repeat after me:nothingeverhappens
this has to be illegal.
>>60214146>retard who's being stalked by the Bogdanoffs just sold out
SOLX and TQQQ just jumped and are now going slowly going back. What's going on?
Im down 20% of my portfolio since march, I bought several index etfs at all time highs...How do I cope knowing I basically have to wait 2 years to break even at best? I have no money left for anything, what should I do. I'm sad.This is awful, im not doing too well mentally
>Scampump triggers my stop lossAh yes. I just love manipulated markets.
orange man paused tariffs
>they faked a stock index auction
TARIFFS SUSPENDED BOBOS
>JUST IN - U.S. raises tariff on China to 125%, effective immediately.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
>>60214146PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114309144289505174
>>60214146lol shit's rigged wtf wtf
>2 hedgefunds just reported insolvencyN A N I
>tariffs to 125%time to pump, china is priced in
NASDAQ PUMPING MOREUP 6%OH NO NO NO
>He actually cucked outLOL
DOOMP ITDOOMP IT AGAIN
>>60214201HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>TRUMP BLINKEDKEEEEK
>double down on China>pause on everything elseHoly shit I was right. I thought this would play out over weeks/months. Not right now instantly.
>>60214205>thank you for attention to this matternigga turned full jeet
>>60214090imagine the smell
>>60214201What a retard. If they don't match tariffs on China on Vietnam etc., it will just be a transshipment hub and has no effect on the deficit.
>>60214201CHINA FUCKED ITSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60214201Thank god this fucking retard stopped it, holy shit. Now we just have to deal with the MIGA "4D Chess" shitposting lmaooo
Time to short TSLA guys
I FUCKING TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T DO IT
>>60214201Well, we were waiting for something like this.
>He didn't buy at 5000YOU NEVER LEARN
>>60214201HAHAHAHAHA.
Holy fuck he wants to destroy China KEK ITS OVER
MY SWITCH 2 IS SAFE
>>60214201HE KEKED LMAOOOOPUSSY ASS BITCH
I've been on telegram shitcoin rollercoasters that were less insane than this. Not even kidding. This is peak clownery
Jesus fuck well at least I’m only down 50 bucks overall
How many puts are getting raped right now?
>>60214201has he cucked or was that an 8D chess move and a trap for chyna?
WTFWT!!
HOLY SHIT, BASED TRUMP DID IT
>>60214201and now he is blaming china, what a faggot lmao
I do not understand why its pumping?He's raising the tarrifs?This is a temporary green and people are gonna get burned hard
WAITSO THAT RUMOR ABOUT 90 DAYS WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???
NASDAQ UP 8%
>>60214201Paper hands pussy. Shit is still fucked
RETAIL SLURPERS WONKEK
Watch as trade deficit shoot up again in a quarter and people claim it's 4D chess yet again.
LOL
I’m so tired bros…
I lost $600 on puts today
>>60214306He cucked. Hard. Because Vietnam is a proxy for Chinese manufacturing so China is still going to be exporting their goods to the US.
S-slow down...I didn't buy the dip yet
>>60214090>cucked out on everyone else>China will see this as weaknessThis will be fun to watch
>>60214250He will try to convince Vietnam and the like to cut trade with china which I don't see it happening.
AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
Every single time. It was never about bringing manufacturing back to America.
bobos were getting real cocky at 503 kek
>>60214303Oops nevermind
I'm trying to jump in on this nonsense. It's not much but it's turning green.
he has delayed tariffs 4 times already why is the market so retarded?
>anon didn't listen
Trump’s plan still in effect Lefties seething
SPX +10%
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60214205>Other countriesWhat happened to the US can take the world by itself?
holy shit this WAS an reverse rug pull with the fucking DOW JONES what the fuck
NOCRYINGINTHECASINO
NASDAQ UP 9% LMAO
Didn't Europe retaliate? They're not safe.
t-thanks for never ending market disruptions tramp-sama
ART OF THE DEAL
It will all come back down; the fundamentals have not changed
well i guess that was the bottom
>>60214397Nothing has started from Europe yet, the first sanctions would've began on the 19th of April
>>60214340i had shit go from 12k to 2k in 2 fucking minuteslol, lmao even
>>60214397I don't think they actually did
>say youre going to do tariffs>few days later announce youre going to pause them>repeat over and overhow is this presidency real, he literally cucks out of any actual decision that doesnt involve sending US citizens to foreign prisons
its a shitcoin
>>60214415It's a FAR more long game now
This HAS to be market manipulation it HAS to be illegal holy fuck
I MISSED OUT ON THE NVIDIA PUMP
fuck it im buying more puts
WAIT WHAT DID THE TARIFFS ACCOMPLISH??????
>>60214397not against the new tariffs yet just steel and auto
>>60214432Awfully antisemitic post anon, let's see how ICE likes it
>>60214090What a fucking success he literally is running a ponzi scheme
>Nasdaq only up 2%The fuck. Do people not even react to actual good news anymore?
>>60214438Who the fuck is going to stop him, anon?WHO.
>>60214201I WAS GETTING PAID TONIGHT!!!!! I WASN'T DONE SLURPING!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCVVVKKKMFNRJDSBE9K2BFIDNDBSIAJD FNDNDNCNDKMSNDJDN4ND I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
The timeline remains in tact1999 was 25 years ago for context oldfags
panicans BTFO
fuck this orange nigger, see you again in 90 days I guess
>>60214450art of the deal son
>>60214425Oh okay. And Canada's retaliation on autos was set for the 10th so they're safe too. Well, I guess he hasn't paused the auto tariffs yet. It's not clear. I guess we'll have to see the executive order.
>markets are reacting so strongly to the tariffs news that Trump announcing a PAUSE, not even saying he'll withdraw it, is enough to make the markets shoot up 6% in two ticksThis is fucking hilarious.This is a literal casino now.Everyone is betting whether adults will start manhandling Trump and treating him like are retarded baby and force him to cut tariffs entirely or if Trump will bulwark himself and destroy the US economy.There's no more value investing. Whether or not Trump will annihilate the US is the only question that matters.
Fucking Greer on the house floor answering questions without knowing about this is too funny
What a GOAT prediction.
>>60214450It got China to make a mistake. Their biggest mistake.
This is not a real world, im 100% living in a simulation.
>>60214205Welp so much for his tough negotiating power.
>>60214488almost like he knew...
I won by literally doing nothing
holy mother of market manipulation
>>60214450You ever heard of a fumblerooski?
>>60214432am i retarded or does this show weak leadership? one day he's saying companies must move to the us and literally the next day he's delaying tariffs AGAIN
What do I buy now?
>>60214090WELL WELL
>>60214450What they've accomplished:- Our allies are fucking mad at us- A few nations have slapped their own balls by removing their small tariffs- A lot of people begged Trump to stop playing russian roulette and pumped his ego- Markets are still turning away from the US because this is going to fucking happen again and you will not convince them otherwise.There you go, that's it.
>>60214488lets kill him
Genuinely feel as if god was just humbling me for my hubris of thinking I’d ever not be a broke bitch lolAnother bad trade to haunt me
So the US stock market is just a literal pump and dump now?
belive in the crabbelive in the clownwe ARE ending at zero
>>60214488It wasn't a prediction, but an insider tip, kinda
>>60214516Everything
he caved. it's pump and dump season
>>60214488How could he have known? Does he have a crystal ball?!
>>60214488i should've listened...Trump-sama... gomenasai...
>>60214480Because it confirms he's a coward now and he blinked first. No one is going to believe he's going to continue this tariff nonsense even after 90 days.
I am so seething, bravo burgers
>>60214450He's manufacturing consent for a 10% across the board revenue generation tariff (sales tax) which isn't enough to actually move manufacturing back but is enough to fund his tax cuts for billionaires
>>60214512the message hasn't changed, just the punishment
>he cucked outLMAO. He still fucked over a ton of people with this.
>>60214450Trump and friends bought the dip.
>nu /biz/ redditors BTFOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60214450Putting 104% tariffs on China, I guess? I don't know.
unirionically bearishthe damage has already been donebuy puts I'm not joking
>>60214512Yes it's weak leadership >Will the Chinese cuckFuck no he just made sure they will fight on
how will xi respond?
>>60214201I hate this orange nigger so much its unreal
>>60214516Dennys and lean hog futures
Why does it keep pumping???WHY??!!!
>>60214201I want off
Wall Street has turned into a pump and dump scheme.Trump told his followers to buy at market open, now they're all up and will praise his financial genius. Do you not realize what's going on now?
So going all in on 520 calls was the play...
China will match Trump's tariff increase again tomorrow and/or move on US IP, service trade etc. and it will all crash, yet again.
what happens if I move the money out of my checking account before robinhood takes it
3rd term
>>60214201So it *was* a negotiating tactic, and had nothing to do with bringing business back to American soil. Huh. Okay. Whatever.
>>60214579blockade taiwan
>>60214570pure bobo cope, no one cares about chyna
you're welcome lads i bought puts at 1pm....
>>60214450Legalized insider trading.
Do mumus realize the China tariff is enough to tank the US economy by itself?
>>60214570lol your funds are gone GONEno more put buying for (you)
>>60214488Wow this almost sounds like... insider trading? But no way, Trump wouldn't do that right?
>>60214415True, China tariffs still matter, but it will take some time for them to be felt (if they don't get cancelled either). And market will do its own thing in the mean time.
>>60214567125 percent now >>60214570Oh yeah definitely >>60214579>How will Xi respond Dumping more treasures and running even more crap via 3rd countries
>>60214542>Because it confirms he's a coward now and he blinked first. No one is going to believe he's going to continue this tariff nonsense even after 90 days.The fuck are you all talking about, 125% tariffs on China IS STILL REAL AND STILL GONNA RAPE AMERICAN INDUSTRY.
>>60214450Massive market manipulation. Tariffs had nothing to do with any of his or his goons stated points. I expect the China tarrifs will be walked back in a week.
>>60214586Insane euphoric greed
>>60214579Match the 125% tariffI don't see them backing down
wtf wtf wtf
Sorry to ruin the party but if China and USA are still in a trade war then the global economy is still toast even if we pay less for french cheese makes no difference
>>60214498This, but unironically
fucking market manipulation my fucking god
>>60214605No one cares about Chyna but apparently we should bring manufacturing back from them because national securities.
>>60214617Folks are delusional if they think China is not going to be FUCKING INCENSED about this as it's now been made extremely clear that the US just wants war with them.
>>60214570yeah, the US is still fucked.
more moreI don't want 90 day pauses, i want fucking chaos day in day out
>>60214542artsy deals coming in next 90 days, very good for the USA, believe me
>>60214611You can't argue with an echochamberLet them figure it out themselves
>>60214632That depends entirely on if the 90 days pause includes Vietnam (which I'm sure it will). China is still selling their shit to the US, just through Vietnam now.
>>60214649who is going to call an embargo first, US or China?
how did a trillion dollars react instantly to the news?
>>60214631YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UPYOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>>60214619>125% tariffs on ChinaPlus 10% universal tariff.
TOTALBOBO DEATH
i hope they reverse the pause tomorrow mid day would be the funniest thing ever
What is this madness? Even my Y shares are up
>>60214611sorry buddy, only short-term dopamine counts, not long-term outlook.
this can't be good for the long term tho, this much insecurity and chaos surely will have consequences right?? or are all the fundamentals wrong??? only the orange nigga could make Cramer right for the first time
>>60214611Yeah this is still really bad but at least it's not as apocalyptic as before.
>>60214666China is my bet. This shit is a literal spit in their eye.
Yes... get tesla nice and fat
/PTG/ CHADS VINDICATED
>>60214651>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
I know I only really lost 450 bucks but god seeing that 2k and profit blip into nothing fucking HURTFull apologies to the anon who told me to sell earlier you were right
you guys ready for 550 EOD?
>>60214631And it's still going to dump because the 2 biggest economies are now locked in a trade war
>>60214450TROOOST THE PLAN!!!
>>60214680shock and awe marketFUCKING BASED
>>60214678I hope Navarro convince Trump to do itHe's right about highlighting Vietnam etc.'s role as trans-shipment hub for China
>>60214524Yes. Trump and friends are winning. Not us though, clearly. Or anyone else. Bet they bought the dip in foreign markets too.
>>60214663Doesn't the 'pause' still have 10% tariffs? Crazy that people are happy about that.
>>60214201I can hear clown music playing
>tfw missed the bottom
>>60214450Calmer negotiations with everyone else except China, they go to the naughty corner
Who even has that much money, what the fuck
>the slurpers won
I mean, 125% tariffs on Chyna are still active, no?This pump may be an overreaction
>>60214697It will be America China won't do that they are playing this counter Tariffs vs counter Tariffs to not anger WTO
I wish he announced it closer to closing time...
wtf, but I just sold two days ago.Is there any way to undo a trade?
>wins in 29>wins in the 70s >wins after the dotcom bubble >wins after 08 >wins after 2018>wins after 2020 >wins after 2022-2023>wins after 2025 slurp chads have literally never lose, dont be a panican
>>60214730It's overbought
>>60214730As anons pointed out, it's because Trump blinked, and this opens up to the policy being reconsidered, that's the hopium.
Yeah I’m killing myself.
Does this mean manufacturing won't be coming back to America?
I am financially ruined
CHYNA BTFOLEDDIT TOURIST BTFOWE FUCKING WON SLURPER BROS
nothing make sense anymore
How many suicides will this cause? Stay safe out there bobos :(
Jesus I look away and the market is pumping 8%. WTF happened in the last hour?
>>60214754>>60214763Of course it is, this is the ultimate good news in a sense, it's still bad though
>>60214744squeezing the hedgies out of their putsACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
>>60214754Apparently people are expecting the 125% tariff to be walked back too, since Trump blinked.
>>60214769>America number 1 trade partnerWhen did jobs come back he just rug pulled the market and small business os still fucked
How long can Trump & Co. pull this "we'll charge you 600000% tariff, (haha just kidding btw... or not??)" trick until other countries stop caring?
>>60214488Very funny, Mr President.
>>60214767Trump never mentioned manufacturing coming back to America. We've always been at war with Eurasia.
>>60214579Blitzkrieg Taiwan
>>60214754tariffing china is bad, but tariffing the whole world would have destroyed the global economy
Tesla and Apple pumps are definitely an overreaction. They weren't helped by this but harmed further. If one want puts somewhere those are the targets.
>>60214730>>60214764Door in the face negotiating tactic. Literally art of the deal'd the world.
>>60214730>Doesn't the 'pause' still have 10% tariffsI don't think so, but I then again I'm high on this market pump and my reading comprehension is compromised
>>60214804Based. Plz Xi-sama do it
TARIFF PAUSE IS REAL
wait so it's not a full pause. there's still a 10% tariff on everyone?
Well, /smg/?
>>60214809>kill the shorts>kill the longsOPTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES
>WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON: TARIFF LEVEL WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN TO UNIVERSAL 10% DURING NEGOTIATIONS
Taiwan is fucked
>>60214769Who cares Africans buying Chinese temu trash? America is already dominating what matters for the next 10 years: AI and automation
>>60214825Nobody knows, but we're all buying.
THERE IS STILL A 10% TARRIF ON ALL COUNTRIES WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS ACT LIKE THIS IS A WIN??????
>>60214833
This House committee meeting just got juicy, lmao.
>>60214579Higher tariffs of their own, blocking some exports, dropping treasuries, while still exporting to the US via proxy countries like Vietnam
>>60214816it's not your reading comprehension, it's our president's literacyit isn't clear from what he wrote
>>60214798>other countriesHe'll keep and doing it to basically trigger pump and dumps in both US and all foreign markets. It's a fucking insider trade and he's doing it in your face.
>>60214833I'm having an amazing time, Mr Trump! This volatility is like doing cocaine slugs
>>60214450orange nigger literally just manipulating the global markets without even trying to hide it (because why bother at this point?)
What are we buying? Did you thank the glorious leader?
Oh, so Trump bent the knee.kek what a bitch
>>60214847Don't kid yourself
>>60214816>>60214851just confirmed by bessent and press sec in press conference10pc is on
>>60214798His entire term. No country can replace the US market in a couple of months.
>>60214782Trump canceled Tariffs for 90 days except China
let's be real here guys, it's only mutts and chinks who are gonna get hyperinflation/deflation. at least it's better than a global trumpression.
SOXL GOING BACK DOWNIT WAS A TRAP
Reminder that a 10% tariff is higher than China ever had, and on average is more like a 15% tariff.China officially has a lower tariff ratethan the US for the first time ever.
>he pussied outwhy even do it in the first place?
>>60214841Yeah, and Bessent just said on Canada too, they didn't have one before? Or does he mean he's lowering steel & aluminium ones?
>>60214856Manufactured consent
>>60214856Because 10% don't hurt that bad
VOLATILITYBROS....WE ARE SO BACK
>10% still applied to everyone
Son of a bitch
>>60214856but it's small compared to what it used to be. who knows how the negotiations will end up
>>60214877So they're just proving their retarded board of variable tariffs was bunk? kek
>>60214782Tariffs paused for 90 days except who the fuck even knows if it'll actually be 90 days or back on tomorrow; either way back down to 10% for everybody.Except China.China's now got increased tariffs effectively immediately. Because they're 'being unfair and hostile'.
>>60214893artofthedeal
You failed to see art of the deal. - Leavitt.
Thank CHRIST Trump is such a massive gigapussy that he has no balls to actually follow through with a single threat with anything he does. There is hope yet for America if we simply ">do nothing, >win".
Who the fuck is going to be investing in the US at this point, this is Russian level shit
>>60214201Art of the deal or something pretty funny if you ask me guess war with China is on
man wtf why the orange nigger assblasted everyone only to pull a "psych" and pump dow jones
>gee I haven't visited /smg/ since sloorpposting this morning>SP up 6%Ah, I always miss the fun parts. I was wondering why my broker (traderepublic) seems utterly frozen.
>2 days ago, the 90-days shit >"No we never intended to do that" in the minute after it was out>turns out it was true>turns out it was indeed a leak>turns out market manipulation and insider trading at the highest level at the White HouseAnd of course the SEC won't be able to do shit
So we're just going to be in a cycle of will he won't he tariffs for 4 years?
Greer getting absolutely shit on right now.
>>60214903That's like saying 10% inflation is not badMind you we still have auto tariffs and pharmaceutical tariffs that are their own things
Europeans sitting comfy with 10% while China and US bash each other's faces in.
>>60214939The steel and aluminum tariffs are still in place, so are the car tariffs
>>60214914leavitt is trying to spin this as the art of the deal right now lol
>>60214939ummm everyone still has 10% and china still has 125%
>>60214697China won't. Because a tariff on China isn't really anything different from the norm. They set up proxies just for this purpose. US is just going to get mad when China isn't collapsing overnight and Trump will say and do something stupid.
why is this bitch saying about le art of le deal LMAO
>>60214697What the fuck is ching chong gonna do?
>>60214918>unfair and hostileDidn't this faggot basically told no one to respond or he would blow up their economies
This is precisely why you don’t try to time the market
>>60214704It has been an entertaining week, I have to admit.
>>60214940India pulls this shit constantly and companies still built fabs over there.
Man. I was getting paid today. I'd have woken up with a fat stack and bought some nice lows if only it'd gone down one more day.
dead cat bounceit's over for america
congrats blumpf the reindustrialization of the US will never happen again and next time no one will believe that tariffs will permeant to invest in US industry, all of this was for nothing, the US regime is braindead
imagine if people in white house know the tariff announcement in advance, how crazy it's to trade them with leverage
>>60214970>art of the dealNeed to support dear leader or something but damage is done US is schizo
>>60214953>>60214858oh this is so kino
>>60214990Cry more bitch
>>60214991don't they already do that
So he's going to do some gigantic showy negotiation with Canada, Mexico, and the rest of the trading block and end up with deals that are identical to NAFTA and the TPP and everyone will call him an 8D chess master?
>>60214948>And of course the SEC won't be able to do shitElon's DOGE, at behest of his Trump master, already sacked everyone capable there. He is just using the US gov as his personal piggy bang, and people are buying up his nonsense.
is this even legal?
>>60214833despite just losing 25k unrealized gains to a tweet, mostly yes
>>60214876>muh robotsCope for an aging population and zoomers not working. America is skipping the robotics and playing the long game, making others rely on American OS, software, chip designData is money
>she bought
>>60214971Dump US treasuries, ban hollywood films, stop recognizing US intellectual property, tariffs on US service trade (US has huge service trade surplus against China that's no included in the goods trade figures), move on US companies like Apple/Tesla in China
>>60214962Leave it to Leavitt
>>60214991People would never do that. It's illegal to do that.Nancy Pelosi is just a great trader, faggot.
>>60214971Full embargo until Trump pays them for the pleasure of reopening China's markets to the US. Meanwhile, making inroads with the whole rest of the world to slowly freeze us out entirely.>>60214973You expect CONSISTENCY from this Literal Fucking Ketamine Kefka?
>>60215024i'm asking that myself
I want off Mr Trumps wild ride
>>60215024nope!
>>60215029>America is skipping the robotics and playing the long game, making others rely on American OS, software, chip designlol
>>60215026Hey fren I also lost 25k but my losses are realized
>>60214991It was probably decided today because the amount of>please give me tariff exemptions Haas asked for one fucked supposedly Apple and Nivida asked for them
does this mean the EU will still have the "reciprocal" tariffs? They responded with tariffs
FUCKING TRUMP IS SUCH A PUSSYI WANT BLOOD
>>60215024Probably not. Will they be punished for it? Probably not.
>>60214980the difference is that building factory's in india make economical sense while doing so in the US does not, so the tarifs need to be real and permeant to change that
>>60215024There are literally no legal mechanisms willing to stop him so does it matter
>>60215024Who's going to arrest him? Any of the three branches of the government under his control?
>>60214201>just buy less stuff to reduce the trade deficit lmao>oh you won't? let me make it twice the price LMAOO>OH YOU CANT AFFORD THAT? HAHAHA CHINA WILL SUFFER
>>60215024Legal? He's the president he dictates what's legal. Its not legal for you plebs, though.
>>60215072I don't know I assume they will cuckbon Canada and EU
>>60215072that would be the ultimate rug pull seeing as how EU is the US' #1 trading partner. so the market once again pumped on almost nothing lmao.
>>60214980Companies are wising up though
>>60215072Yes, unless they don't understand their own words.
This is not the end mumu, this fucking shitshow is just beginning
no no no no noNO NO NO NOHOLD UP JUST A MINUTETHE 90 DAY THING WAS REALSOMEONE KNEW AND SPILLED THE BEANS TO THE PUBLIC DAYS AGOAND THIS IS WHY IT WAS PUMPING THIS MUCH ALL OF THOSE DAYSHEDGIES KNEW AS WELL
>>60215064why did you do that? buy longer expiries
>>60215061Fewer robots equals more agility and ability to leapfrog, you will see
>>60214090Lol
>>6021507210% is nothing. Europe can just stall shit out with only 10% tariff. They know Trump doesn't have the balls anymore to actually start a trade war.
>>60214948He tweeted to buy stocks an hour before he tweeted this shit.Literal open insider trading and posting the go signal on the internet.America is over. Like this is the worst thing I’ve seen in my life in terms of corruption. This is not a first world country anymore.
>>60215024he pumped and dumped a shitcoin with his name on it when he became president, what do you think?
>/smg/ and panicans lost >based retard plan trusters won and made money APOLOGIZE TO GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
Vast majority of the tariffs are still on, market is just pumping because of his weak hands.
>>60214201Lol this just confirms that all this tariff drama is just a smokescreen to allow Trump and his buddies to loot the stock market for their own gain.
>>60215085bro the whole point of three branches is to prevent too much accumulation of power. The president is in control of the executive branch.
>>60215113>fighting a financial nuclear war with bare handsyou lost
>The market is reacting crazily right?>I haven't seen it.kek
>>60215095Canada wasn't part of the new tariffs, that's just steel, aluminum and auto stuff. That's for USMCA re-negotiation. That will just end with dairy quota increases and status quo.
>>60215113>90 day They decided last minute becasue Bessent told Donald the market crashed
>>60215010nice counter arguments you got there
bull trap
>>60215113The market is very simple. Line goes up. Sometimes it goes down a lot. But then it goes back up again. The trick is to buy when it goes down a lot. Because when it goes back up again you will have made more money.
This is a generational shorting opportunity.
>>60215148The Supreme Court crowned him king last year anon
>>60215139this shit is so ass.
>>60215113The pause was first suggested by Bill Ackman
>>60215148And all three are under his control. Again, who's going to arrest him?
>>60215072>EVERYBODY STILL GETS A 10% TARIFF + OTHER TARIFFS WHICH AVERAGE AT 15%>THAT IS DOUBLE THE TARIFF RATE OF CHINA WHEN IT WAS CONSIDERED AN ISOLATIONIST SHITHOLE : >>60214892
>>60215139Almost like she had insider information or something.
>>60215078also he did irreversible damages on usa softpower and global confidence to us, just to do insider trading and he'll get away with it
trump is such a fucking pussy
>>60215139let me guess, intel
>>60214939>winHe just manipulated the markets to line his pockets alongside his friends and we're still about to take damage from the tariffs already in place. He literally robbed everyone outside of the Mar-a-largo Accord. That includes (You) and all other MIGA fucktards.
>>60215164It will crash again when Trump finds out that tariffs on China will just mean more transshipment through 10% tariff countries.
>>60215139>These niggers are engaging in insider tradingI'm done with this government
>This is not a first world country anymore.
>>60215142This is so surreal. This is some shit that happens in Africa. This isn’t … what the fuck.
Whoever prints made in vietnam labels in China is getting very rich.
>>60215113Nah it was market manipulation. Hedgies had what we gamers call an "option select", the right call was always to hold/buy. If the tariffs break, everyone gets rich. If the tariffs hold, the dollar collapses and there's no escape.
>>60215139It has to be illegal
>>60215038Lmao they already don't recognize IP. Dumping treasuries wrecks their economy. Tesla and Apple are already on the way out.
>>60215139orange woman
>>60215180>Ten percent He said only during negotiations
this is BY FARthe gayest, GAYEST market there has ever been
>>60214963comanies wil just shift manufacturing to some other 3rd world shithole outside of china and eat the 10%, its still worth the trade off. manufacturing is never coming back to the usa. all your cheap shit is just going to say made in india now instead of made in china.
>Bessent is asked why they are pausing now.>He says that this was about Trump getting “negotiating leverage.”niggers
I got ass raped by my puts and I’m back to square one
>>60215220>>60215204Get lost on your way to Reddit?
>>6021523750% of Tesla sales are in China
>>60215139Insider trading is legal, and even by some chance you do break the law Trump can just pardon you. Can't wait for SBF's pardon.
>>60215211It’s hilarious knowing if someone with a different letter next to their name pulled this you’d already be packing your go bag to commit a terrorist attack.
so, what happened to the people saying we'd keep going down and down? that we'd never see green for the year? that stuff like soxl would get liquidated? crazy how fast bears shut up.
We’re not even back to the 540–550 zone, which was the mid-March breakdown. If it rejects below that, the downtrend remains intact.
>>60215244>not here since covidn00b
>>60215115I panic sold everything on MondayShould have trusted the plan
>>60215224He just rebounded after planning to kill himself intrested if jeets will start magically receiving parts from China
>>60215265The only way it would be illegal is if the congress voted for it to be illegal. But why would they vote for it if they are the ones profiting off of it?
>>60215257fuck off migger your stupid routine is as retarded as it is ridiculous to everyone not completely new.
>>60215051Chinks can't embargo anything. If they play that game an American embargo kills them because they have no way of shipping fuel in without American cooperation. Ching chong gonna have to burn ping pong for fuel and food
>>60215247The first trade war didn't even shift manufacturing out of China; Chinese surplus hit an all time high in 2024. It pushed China upward in the value chain and moved final assembly outside of China.
>I am going to decapitate every executive of the listed companies>Stocks drop/crab as everyone are wondering if it's even real>After careful consideration, I am going to decapitate only the CEOs, the rest get 90 days extension>Stocks up 8%Amazing timeline.
Good question about the EU. I hope Trump hits em too
>secretary lustnicklmao
>>60215241They said OVER AND OVER AGAIN that the 10% is the BASELINE.The negotiations are "be a good boy and have the privilege of having a 10% tariff".At no point they said they were cutting the tariffs bellow 10%.Vietnam said they were willing to cut the tariff to 0% and the Us said it wasn't enough.Israel cut tariffs to 0% and the US said it wasn't enough.Trump said his goal is to raise revenue with tariffs, multiple times.
>>60215248>creating negotiating leverageI thought it was manufacturing in America or helping "main Street" what stupdi shit is this about
Pelosi has been doing the same shit for years
>>60215267>t.
>>60215333Pelosi added 100% tariff on China?
WHERE CAN I WATCH THE SIGNING ORDERS IN 30 MINUTES???
>>60215303>Chinese don't get pil wihtout America You are aware they buy mainly from Iran and China right?
>>60215346Did you miss the rambling speech where he said this is what Pelosi wanted to do all along so how can tariffs be bad?
Nothing is fucking real anymore, anything can happen at any time. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO INVEST
NOTHING.EVER.HAPPENS.
>>60215346Insider trading >>60215367*oilFrom Iran and Ru
LMAO they're literally laughting and making fun of the clown trump administration on Bloomberg TV
>>60215257Being a maga faggot is just as gay as being a redditor now. Sorry to break the news to you. It's not based when Pelosi does it and it isn't based when PATRIOTS do it. Blue gay fag, red gay fag, it doesn't matter.
>>60214991can’t wait for all the trackers to come out
>>60214948He's turned the stock market more volatile than crypto pump and dump scams. And his crew is the only one that wins. It's a clown world and the kings are laughing at us.
There is still time to buy
>>60215346So he just out Pelosi'd Pelosi.
yOur nEW is ShoWiNg
>>60215407Sorry you got FUCKED on your puts bobo
>>60214991>ifHAHAHAHHAHA
>>60215406Well they should this isn't going to bring stability to America
Are we gonna get another dump once the insiders offload all their stocks
>>60215024I wouldn’t try it
>>60215407Yup. Plebbitor detectedCopeSeetheDilateYWNBAW
HOPE YOU DIDN'T START BREAKING GROUND ON THAT FACTORY CUNT
>>60215278i'm sorry anon. that sucks.if it makes you feel any better i lost 33% of my net worth shorting the market from 2023-2024
Steel & Aluminum status?
>>60215446Of courseTrump will eventually realize China will just reroute all their trade through 3rd countries
trannys seethin UH nasdaq screaming UH
I told you niggas to not short so you don't liquidated by a tweet
Well at the very least this should mean that Trump will only fuck around with China for the time being so probably going to put some buy orders for EU and ride the incoming pump.But fuck me with this blatant insider trading going on I can't even feel safe investing in EU because who the fuck knows when next Trump is going to do some trolling.
>>60215521Me too, I feel dumb as fuck for selling but I'm glad I didn't cave and short and have only lost 3%
kek INTCels winning
>>60215532Watch as he adds tariffs of 25% for whomever trades with China. Then it will all crash again
>>60215446nah it will pump now and then we will have a slow bleed over time as people start to realize they are still getting 10% poorer
>>60215446Sometime next week probably.
>>60215532>EU They are safe as it stands competent leaders and this shit would be taboo there
bahahahahha never change bizso sad seeing this place get overrun by left faggots you're beyond weak
>>60215323Lies, lies and more lies. He needs tribute money to offset the tax cuts.
>>60215532Well, if he listens to Musk Europe might be brought into a USMCA type deal for the whole region. I bet it's UK that loses out because Starmer is so unlikable. Brexit strikes again.
>>60215430No puts. Even if I think everyone is gay, I'm not retarded. Reversal was never a 0% chance, and anyone in the thread here who called it deserves to get paid. I'm not a sour grapes type of guy. I'm just disappointed in government faggotry.
>>60215602>not exploiting their delusionsure
>>60215602every time
It was nice knowing you all. Back to the wagie mines for me.
>>60215572>25 percent for whoever trades with ChinaHe's going to be very retarded to do that
I told you fuckers to buy. Not short, not put, not call, fuckin BUY, so you HAVE it.
>>60215572>Then it will all crash againand then after that?you see kids, they call it a market, and it goes up and downfree tip for all you losers here, don't invest based on your emotions
>>60215602I'm way more right wing than nu/pol/
I'm thinking trump panicked and pussied out lmao. He now looks weak against based Xi
>>60215611Trump likes Starmer. Im not sure why other than he said he likes his accent. Not even joking
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>60215647Nice reddit spacing
>>60215499That's very reason the Vietnam zero tariffs were rejected. Its a total circus, China tariffs are going to be walked back. Trump has no cards.
>>60215406Left-wingers always act like faggots. Surrise surprise. Pic related is their base mentality
>>60215627is that chart from the fantasy in your head pussypost the sp500 chart from trump's first 4 yearsbtc was $66k in november
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60215665Yeah, I saw that. I still don't think he really likes him.
I wonder if the anon who would miss only the 10 worst days made it.
>>60215703seethe more, stay poor
>>60215688Fuck leftists but meds
>>60215406>berg
>>60215703it wasn't that good anon
>>60215741i'm not poor tho like all american biz owners, i vote redalso bc i'm not a faggotnow get back to work wagie
>>60215657COPE MORE LEDDIT TROON
>>60215783show me your business
Trump is lowering tariffs for everyone but China? I can't keep up with the Americunts. I'm so tired of Americans.
>>60215801No one knows exactly, but 10% on everyone is staying, China's got full tariffs, EU, Canada and other who started retaliating idk
>>60215367Yes, good luck buying from the middle east when you can't ship back to China. A simple blockade in the strait of malacha or the Indian ocean keeps the lights in China off. You think you can get coal from Australia? Think Russia has the capability to keep all of China on?
Wait aren't US bonds being auctioned RIGHT NOW? Can you imagine being in that fucking room
>>60215801>what did you miss watching the news>THINK anon THINK
>TSLA rockets>higher China tariffs is literally bad news for themFuck this gay earth
>>60215859If EU and Canada still get tariffs line is going to go down
>up 6.8% in the last hour.Fucking hell i should've bought more yesterday
>>60215924Apple and Tesla are good candidates for shorting. This tariff repeal did nothing for them.
>>60215769the homo above's chart was going down also i hate to break it to you, that chart is wrong trump's first run had a 67% returnyou see the problem is, when you get information from people who fuck dudes in the ass, it might be wrong
>>60215938with how it's going I doubt it'll be the only pump n dump market manipulation move, except this every now and then
>>60215924
>>60215688That post is correct in every way. You have ASPD
>>60215938Always sloorp.
>>60215997Yeah i'm holding/buying til switch 2 launch. Hoping to get at least 1 share a week.
>>60215859How can one man do this? Leave us the fuck alone with our stocks. I don't want to read social media messages with flips everything upside down. I'm so tired.
>>60215971Unfortunately I was already short and am tying a noose as we speak
>>60215978>had to print the largest ever increase in money supply to pump marketslmao what a loser
>>60216036>I don't want to read social media messages with flips everything upside down.You don't have to, anon.Just set buy orders.
>>60215688I hate leftists they completely are narcissistic but on the other end
>>60216026how high is your NTDOY stack?
>>602161073/4 of a share lmao. I made over $2 today.This is just another game for me.also HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT INTEL IS DOING
>>60215688>>60216088Nihilists
>>60216038The market thanks you for your donation.
Another reminder that the "paused tariffs" are double than that of China and that the US went from being one of the most open countries on earth to being one of the most closed and tariffed countries on earth on a fell swoop.The markets are literally betting and praying that the policy will be entirely reversed, that Trump won't just "pause the tariffs" or "leave it at 10%", rather, they're hoping that this is entirely scrapped, even though the customs are already charging it.
>>60216088>>60216183Someone worried about the wellbeing of lab created animals is the polar opposite of a nihilist you buzzword-powered gigatard
>>60216038Holy shit and I felt bad for losing 500 bucks lol
>>60216248At least it’s TSLQ and not puts so I can just DCA. Fuck this shit.
Maybe I shoulda never entered the casino to begin with
>>60215971What is the move here
>>60215142Confirms it pretty much, yeah.
whoever shorted INTC is having a bad time now
its still dumping... right trump?
>>60216286>everyone is going to die bro says the liberal >Conservatives were just doing their best Maoist impression until Donald stopped them
>>60216369Personally I'm buying some puts on Tesla around the peak. I expect them to go down at least a couple of % over the days. This move didn't exactly make the market more trustworthy so I'm not going to go ham on some leveraged ETF or anything.
>>60216443>non sequitur NPC babble triggered I’m not a democrat or an American and I hope your entire family gets pancreatic cancer
No shame
The world is literally a pump and dump economy now.
>>60216602>now
>>60216585if he opens his mouth wide enough you can still see the orange on his tongue
>>60215024For you or I? No.
man newfags got a lot to learn, they're more interested in the politics of the situation instead of looking to make some money
>>60216551All the tariffs in the world don't change the fact that tesla has no product and makes no money.
