Trump told me to buy the dip but I didn't listen edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsprev>>60215815
Did you?
>i had a SPY 0DTE 510 call and sold it for penniesat least i still have nikkei, SOXL and YINN calls left
>>60217145>Japan forced Trump to pauseLEL
Trump WON
>in the first 4 months the president has rugged everyone investing in his shitcoin and manipulated the marketwhat's next? is he going to launch nukes?
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
>>60217145>make $16,000 in a week>lose $22,000 in a dayI make $15,000 a year. I don’t want to play this game anymore.
>>60217199*CIRCUS
>>60217145kek The perfect op pic.>shorting tslaI want to do it, but I'm also scared.
>>60217145Booya - Eazy money if you bought the dips
>>60217185>China haven't even started selling yetbearish
i want to die i hate this faggot orange nigger for giving me blue balls over and over hes edging us cause he has ED and wants us to feel his pain
>>60217198>WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO NUKE CHINA>LAUNCHES NUKES>DISABLES THEM MIDAIR>ACTUALLY AFTER VERY GOOD TALKS WITH PRESIDENT XI WE ARE NOT NUKING CHINA
are +8% swings on the s&p 500 good or bad for option prices
Whoever I told to put $1k a day since Monday into VOO your welcome.>>60217180Yep
>>60217198See >>60217199
>>60217180I started to buy the dip a month ago
>>60217198It's going to get a lot worse. We have yet to even see the fallout of the tariffs, and all of this economic uncertainty.
>>60217185>using xcancel instead of making an x account like a tranny because le south african man badLet me guess. You use pedosky like the tranny you are. You scream about how X bad because "it just is".
>>60217226art of the deal, baby
>>60217231horrendous, IV is most of the price rnretail is gonna get liquidated so hard
>>60217145Thank Japan; them dumping bonds last night made them freak out lmao
>FOX - THE WHITE HOUSE NOW BELIEVES A TIKTOK DEAL IS OFF THE TABLE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND MAYBE FOREVERNNNOOOOOO
>>60217250BASED
>White House insists Trump’s tariff reversal was his strategy all along> I was just pretending to be retarded
>full on trade war with China>125% tariffs on China>all other tariffs are still in place, like the ones against Canda>10% tariffs on EVERY country>EU strikes US with sanctions in retaliation>...>but BIGGER shitshow is delayed for 90 days>market is PUMPING because of thisI hate this gay country so fucking much it's unreal.
>>60217263Instant market collapse
IT'S DUMPING
>>60217250>Elon dick sucks are STILL butthurt 4channers don't want to use twitter
I think the market is pretty fairly valued now given the dangers regarding the intensifying trade war with china.
Be frank with me, /biz/. Where do things go from here?
>>60217263I know what will happen now; they will claim to ban it in 75 days and then reverse at the last minute
>>60217260Japan once again saving America from itself
6D CHESS MOTHAFUCKAS
>>60217250go outside lil bro you need help
>>60217255why did VIX go down then?
>>60217291Yes
>>60217250>just give ur data to big tech to own the libsyou freaks have become absolutely delirious and unhinged.
>>60217185Abe didn't die for this.
> Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be retardedWhy should I be celebrating this?
>high tariffs on china>good deals with every other country in talksShit, maybe Trump really did win
>>60217263Doesn't that just mean no Israeli censorship?
>>60217185KEK WHAT AN ORANGE BITCH
>>60217282Won't turn red for the day probably.
>>60217282kys bobo im not falling for your tricks anymore its just fluctuations and euphoria wearing off
>>60217250I don't make social media accounts in general you tranny obsessed faggot.
>>60217180too early but yes
>>60217185>It was JapanI called it
>>60217311He finally listened to someone (the Japanese)
>>60217250
I voted for chaos and upheaval and boy am I getting it.Good.
how much has he made in the last 7 days bros?
>>60217291NO ONE KNOOOOWWWWS. Imagine being the CEO of a 5 Billion dollar company and trying to figure out what to do for the next Quarter, much less next year.
>>60217185>"Don the negotiator as I suspected"
>>60217180yes on friday
>>60217276Don't forget the steel & aluminium tariffs, they're still in effect. Those were before these reciprocal tariffs. The EU retaliatory taiffs were in response to that not the reciprocal ones. So that's still going on as far as I know.
>>60217341None. He never buys anything but Coke.
>>60217334I don't believe you. Link to your post?
>>60217185Niggas advisors saw the 10 year yield at midnight and literally shit themselves
So for the sake of argument, if the tariffs stay at 10% for most countries, then effectively what Trump did over the last few months was cut down on government spending and increase taxes. Only he managed to shake the entire planet while doing so.
>>60217341still hands off if hes as smart as people think
>>60217185If Japan dumping bonds forced Trump's hand, doesn't that just show China how weak his hand is? Can't China do the same thing but 10x worse?I don't think we're gonna see the China tariffs last long. Trump will cuck.
>>60217291Economic war with BRICS, followed shortly by physical war with Iran.
>>60217291War with Iran to protect Israel and distract americans from tariff shitshow.>Market still pumps
So we thinking after this massive hope surge expectations get tempered by the more long term ramifications of the China trade war and 10% universal tariff and things start slumping slowly?
>slightly up on the responsibly managed companies>way up on the deeply indebted companiesLeverage, it's amazing.
>held on to chinkstocks throughout all this>went from 50% profit to 20% in the span of like two weeks>will probably go down even moreOh well, I don't like money anyway. Why do Americans have to be such cunts and why do the markets reward them for it?
If I had kept my original nvda long position I would green now. Instead I sold near the bottom to take inverse leverage and got fucking rekt. I'm just done. Fuck trump and his bullshit. I should have known he'd never crash the market like that on his rich billionaire buddies.
>>60217276Enjoy the show anon we're only 2 months in
>>60217375china can do much worse with IP if they want to pull out that nuke.
>>60217341About the same as he usually does. He's probably getting 4-5% on that cash now. Unlike anyone here, he has so much money that he doesnt need to play the market like a casino (hello bobos)
>>60217392This is why I never sell, just buy.
>>60217375Japan has more treasuries than China though (China has been slowly dumping since 2016 or so). But China may follow through with more in the end.
>>60217250wow you're so mad. fascinating.
10% tariff is still not "good".
>>60217392>>60217404A new slurper is born. Welcome, brother.
>>60217392and there was insider trading too. fucking rats
>>60217180Yes. I ran out of money actually.
>>60217382For starters this overall giga pump is going to subside a bit but I don't think we are going to go down remarkably this week. Still I bought some puts on Apple and Tesla at their height because those niggas are going to drop.
do any of you retards do at least a little bit of DCA? or do you all just go balls deep into the whole "buy high, sell low" thing you guys got going onDCA bros where are you??
Unironically, how much does the average /smg/ poster have in their portfolio? Hundreds? Thousands? More?
>>60217392It's funny there's people here trading positions and still lose money even after getting a huge win, and here I am doing nothing and winning. I don't know how it works out for me either honestly
>>60217366He has:>cut spending>shifted taxes as tariffs do bring in money and can offset other taxes like income>reoriented all global trade deals so they will buy more of our shit >we will make more shit to be bought>let everyone know that being an American friend is rewarded>let everyone know that being an American enemy is punishedHate him all you want but he's good.
>>60217427Bout about 1K of SPYI, and 2K worth of SPY. Average SPY cost is at 560$
>>60217419Preaching to the choir
>>60217387We invented making money, seethe more
>>60217444He's a genius, I love him.
>>60217435I have 50k.
I JUST NEED ONE MORE DAY LIKE THIS AND I CAN BE BACK IN THE GREEN BROS.....PLEASE SEND YOUR ENERGY
>>60217236why does Trump drink diet coke?do you guys not have coke zero over there? that is by far the best sugar free version
>>60217360When people were noticing the selling I noticed the spike before China opened by Nikkei was open and then when it went to 5 percent I called it was mainly Japan then China since they sold during market hours
>>60217387Because fuck you pay me. We don't like you either.
>>60217282Just some people locking in profits. Black Monday was cancelled twice by slurpers, you think people want to miss out on this? Everything is still cheap as we're only back to levels from a week or two ago so far.
For being up 20%, tsla's daily volume is lackluster. I think the big guys are sitting back and letting retail make a big mistake.
>>60217185kek I called it, when the nikkei was dumping a suddenly 10-30 yield started surging last night
Japan basically showed China the playbook, just make the bonds market literally shit themselves
I’m tempted to just DCA through this whole admin but I’m also afraid to because he’s a dumb orange monkey and I also lose every time I do something
>>60217375the japanese are unironically our greatest ally
>>60217419They won't last. It is an invitation with a threat, that says "you will cooperate with us in isolating China." They will only be applied in headlines, but if you actually look at the wording of each every country that cooperates with the China thing will mysteriously not get tariffed on anything important to their economy. Only those who do not play ball will genuinely be punished with the full 10%.
>>60217467Kudos then. Very observant
>>60217392At this point my cooking is that this is what sends some lunatic over the edge to at least make the news about something else.
I know no crying in the casino and im happy for those who won but i missed the dip and didnt buy and now i hope it crashes 50% to feel better. Congrats and fuck you people
>>60217392always hedge your positions, never go all in
>>60217226okay this was good HAHAHAHA imagine if
>>60217427I know I should DCA my TSLQ since this is literally bad news for them, but I can’t bring myself to put more money in the clown casino.
>>60217464We do but people are just nostalgic for Diet Coke. Same reason people eat slop like McDonald's despite tons of better options.
>>60217276as long as americans can still afford to buy the goods, it doesn't really matterand as much as we like to complain, we're still rich as shit
>>60217451All you have is inertia from better years, better leadership and better people. The US is a joke and a disgrace and it's only a matter of time before the nation buckles under the weight of its own hubris and ignorance.
>>60217427Sold like $12k in a gold position to buy more JQUA. I'm going to keep buying every paycheck like always, this latest crash is a great opportunity to get stocks on discount, it rocks>>60217435I'm closing in on $750k USD across all accounts (non-retirement/Roth/IRA), but keep in mind I could just be lying about that too
>>60217475There's a reason why it's considered 'risky' to try and beat the market. Most people fail. If you have a long time horizon just always DCA. If you're going for rich or broke and are fine with 99% chance of broke, do that.
>>60217382Personally I think this level of tariff was priced in already prior to last week, it's the pants on head tier that got announced that caused the dump. Both sides in Washington agree that we need to divest from China.
>HACKERS BREACH BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY’S NETJETS, STEAL CLIENT DATA That's crazy
rolling for a 505 spy close
I have to eat shit for a month
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even the most subhuman cattle knows that the 125% China tariff will never come to be, this was the bottom signal. Sorry, but blormpf cucked you.
Okay my 83k is locked in my registered TFSA account and I gotta hold. I sent my last 20k to a cash account, what do I slurp right now? I was literally a click away from slurping some oil XEG.TO in the morning at like 13.8 and it's already approaching 16 now.....is it too late to slurp and should I just wait to see if theirs another dip? Maybe I just buy the s&p at a bit of a discount....I don't know...I kinda want something I can sell for a quick return after holding for a couple months as this 20k would be nice to have back or at least know i'm not locked into bag holding it for a year or two.
>People super excited they get to buy the dead cat bounce Lol
>>60217493The reason that most people lost money is because they overtrade, and worse do so emotionally.
Who told him his chatgpt numbers were fucking retarded and 10% was normal and reasonable (still bad)
>>60217497could've atleast slurped that AMD
>>60217561Did they pull that one out again? Or are you just hearing about it for the first time.
>>60217526I can buy that the 10% stuff was priced in but I really don't think we've priced in an effective embargo on China at this point.
>>60217562It's already in place. Went in last night at midnight. I swear, this market rewards the dumbest investors.
Wait a minute people are bidding on my puts again wtf
>>60217567It might give some up tomorrow but this is definitely not going to be a deadcat bounce. The bear thesis is dead.
Sell while you are green. It WILL dump again. It's only a bull trap if you are left holding when it dumps
>>60217444tariffs ARE a tax on income.
>>60217497I was smoking out back staring at my phone, opened the app and saw the straight line up. Boughted immediately without even knowing what's going on.
>>60217596Euphoria is wearing off
Looks like it's time for the 3pm dump.
Is the recession cancelled?
>>60217427I dont DCA right now because no income but I dont sell and hold long term
>>60217291the most volatile crab you've ever seen
I got liquidated. I might kill myself for real now. How is any of this legal, how is the orange man allowed to spout or do whatever he wants.I unironically thought things would escalate after China doubled down. What is even the point of this, who is profiting. His friends he gives a heads up 30 minutes before?
>>60217592>believes Trumpngmi
>>60217621It's just getting started.(They will blame Biden tho)
>>60217631Skill issue
>>60217145>let's destroy the trust other countries have on us>also, let's destroy the supply chains of many small and big business and literally create a problem by starting a trade war with china>art of the deal, for main streetamericans are such jews. please russia, do us a favor...
>put&call ratio predicted a big green candle todayThis shit is pure gold lmao
>>60217621Lol no having a 50000% trade war with china is still horrible
>>60217631Stop gambling
>>60217621No, the depression is up for debate though.
people slowly realizing what 10% naked tarifs + china 104% means if you're green get out
How the fuck is turning the stock market into a shitcoin casino bullish? How are people supposed to actually invest when the orange retard can dump the markets with a tweet?
>>60217635That's the worst part, I didn't believe him when the original drop happened and started believing him after so I got fucked both ways.
>>60217291Sideways to up
>trump is using 90 days which is exactly the same time the next quarterly dividend comes out for almost every companynew conspiracy unlocked
It's already dumping. Your fake gay dead cat bounce will never survive.
>>60217562Why not? America engaging in a trade war with its rising rival makes perfect sense.
>>60217621Absolutely not. Cutting off trade with China is going to cause a COVID level of disruption.
>>60217669Let retail have fun
>>60217631Never kill yourself, never invest or loan more than you can lose. Love you bro, stay safe out there.
>>60217631Aw, shame I didn't take a screenshot. The post just above you boasted about making 3 times his annual salary.
>>60217627>>60217631>dualityofman.jpganywhoo, i think it'd be hilarious if everything closed flat
Now that the Dust has settled,China will eventually cave in and 70 countries will make a deal within 90 days, turning this tariff into nothingburgerRight?
>Villerois, Chairman of the European Central Bank: Congratulations to the United States on returning to economic rationality.
honestly I would prefer for goods to be more expensive but to keep more of my incomefeels like it gives me more discretion
>>60217631if you kill yourself, do livestream it.
>>60217596Just like bulls tell you that; "We can't just keep going down in a straight line", the line wont just keep spiking straight up either.
>>60217523
>>602176312 days before actuallythat's why we had a leaker
>>60217631Tslz?
>>60217689Anon...
>>60217678It's also just in time for the Switch 2 launch. Trump isn't gonna let us gamers down.
>>60217691Bigger cuck than even Trump lol
>>60217497we're still in the dip
>>60217649The point is that everyone got too trusting in "the market," whereas Trump wants worldwide imperial deference to fight China. Someone in Washington thinks this is existential. Maybe it is?
Blackrock and JP Morgan says there is a 70% chance of a recession this year. This was all week's ago before all this tariff circusI think this will be a L shaped recovery. Long drawn out sideways chop trending down for months, for that reason I'm not overly optimistic.
>>60217145>>60217649btw, just in case you think you are safe from inflation: shipping tariffs are coming to the UShttps://xcancel.com/typesfast/status/1909362292367802840
>>60217562China's too friendly with Russia and Iran for DC's tastes.
The duality of /biz/
Still buying puts btw thanks for the discount
shit we're goin down!houston, repeat, we're goin down again!
>JUST IN: Goldman Sachs $GS have rescinded their recession call after the Trump tariff pauseRemember, when everyone is euphoric you must buy, and when everyone is freaking out you must sell, otherwise you will die
>>60217631this is why i only trade 0DTE or weekly optionsmarginfags always lose
>>60217497We're still in the dip technically. You only missed the bottom.
I’m never trusting anyone ever again, I’m only listening to my gut. I went against it last night and lost some money My gut now says to only hold cash now until we know what the fuck is going to happen
>>60217444>>reoriented all global trade deals so they will buy more of our shit>>we will make more shit to be boughtsure...>>let everyone know that being an American friend is rewarded>>let everyone know that being an American enemy is punishedkind of
SO WTF HOW DO I NAVIGATE THIS HELLO
have you said THANK YOU?
>>60217723I'm pretty sure that's all Barron.
>>60217689>China will cave inTrump just proved he's a cuck and the ten percent was non negotiable
>>60217739based
>>60217772ありがとうございます
>>60217765Buy bonds :D
>>60217291crabish and then down.
Where are the panic sellers so we can publicly shame and laugh at them
>>60217769>navigate the mind of an insane orange man with dementia surrounded by yes men
>>60217627>>60217631
I need more bobo copium
>>60217772Arigatou!
>>60217689>china will cave inNo way.>a dealHe showed he was shooting himself on the foot. Whatever deal comes out fromit is gonna be so inconsequential because countries know he pussys out andnwont give anything good back.
>>60217754>no rescission call>Alanta fed literally still in negative It will be disruptive after everything Trump has done also small business is going to die
>>60217769henlo?
>stocks pump 10% or more in a single daythanks for the cheaper puts, trump-sama
>>60217790
>>60217769Fuck attempting to navigate this at all. I've just been parking my cash in high yield savings and sitting this out. It's a clown show.
>>60217772THANK YOU FOR GIVING US A SERIES WIN
Eurofag here. I genuinely don't know what to do tomorrow at our open. I intended to DCA in sweet oil companies for the next 6 months (started a bit already, but just a bit), but maybe I should just go all-in at the opening?WAT DO
>rally already fadingngl I thought it'd last a day or two
>>60217754Literally the opposite.
>>60217180No I'm not fucking retarded I don't trust these motherfuckers with my money
>>60217769
>>60217834A pause is not a cancellation
>>60217799>picthrust issue
>>60217824>high yield savingsI've been doing so for half a year now
>>60217816>small business is going to dieWell we knew that the second he was elected.
P/E ratio is still over the roof>>60217798I liquidated everything on monday, i couldn't lose more or i would have lost my house. On the upside, i am earning 10k per month in europe and this house is going to be debt free so what the fuck am i complaining about ?
>>60217798They are swinging from nooses
>>60217830>Oil companiesRisky unless you think Iran/America negotiations go bad mind you Bibi got cuked
>>60217830anything european defence is a safe bet
The 90 day pause is meaningless, since trump can just change his mind at any moment. Clown president, clown government, clown country, clown world.
>>60217820tariffs dead, do not buy puts anymore
>>60217836
>>60217754It’s amazing how these retards managed to make these retards think a 100%+ tariff on China and a ?%+ tariff on everyone else is good news just by pretending it was going to be something more insane for a few days.
>>60217185Based japs
no one has posted the brown gremlin slurping the green?i am disappointed.
>>60217585>Did they pull that one out again? Or are you just hearing about it for the first time.
>>60217830Oil companies? Just go buy European defense stocks (German)
Thank you Glorious Nippon for dumping US bonds and forcing this shit to get rolled back. I will commit to buying 10 Nintendo Switch 2's if this goes through.
>>60217859Fair but this will fuck the middle class up badly and spiral out from there
>>60217876The completely absurd tariff on China is still in place along with the 10% on everyone. A shit ton of countries have also retaliated.
>>60217867Got cucked in tariffs sure but I don't think Trump would ignore an Israel-Iran war.
>>60217894We should say thank you on 2chan
I want to get off Mr bones wild ride
>>60217876So they cancelled the 104% on China and China said they'd rescind their 84% and rare earth management too?If not I will continue to short EV companies and chips.
>>60217889>Kill UghyursBased on how many around in Syria they deserve it
>>60217846i think he is going to be "upset" with how the euros compromise. "not good enough". then he says that tariffs are back.market retanks and euros return with better offer, and then tariffs go away.this came to me in a dream but i think it's true.
>>60217765congratulations, you're paper is going to be worthless from china induced hyperinflation.
are the no portfolio tourist slitting their wrists yet
>Americans still think tarrifs are the problem
>>60217899Everyone is getting 10% but China, White House is still sorting out the messaging and narrative
>>60217621Yes.>>60217631Anyone that buys every dip wins. Never bet against US, we never lose.>>60217670You invest when it dips. It's literally that easy. >>60217816>Atlanta fed says recession I don't care what Africa says. It's not happening, nothing ever does.
>>60217250Why the fuck do you give a shit?
>>60217899He will take some offers after negotiating. China will get fucked more. Market will go up.
>>60217914No? China tariffs got raised to 125%. Xi will probably match that number tomorrow, or more.
I had an empty portfolio until this morning when I bought some ETF stocks. Only $1000 but still I'm up 5-6%. hehe
how do you call this pattern?
>>60217914China bumped up to 125%. Not paused.
>>60217914>104 %It's>125 %Now
>>60217291at this point who know lol it really is a clown casino, you're one retarded tweet away from generational wealth or total bankruptcy
>>60217935the inside trader
ORANGE MAN TALKING
>>60217935Gigacrab
>>60217916Genuinely the suffering inflicted on the Uyghurs isn’t even 1/100000000th of what the US does on a daily basis. China basically let them go to adult daycare
>>60217923Watch as republicans massage their narrative every time Trump does inexplicable shit.
>>60217949can he not?
>>60217935Easter sale.
Trump us BEGGING Xi to make a deal OMFG hahahahaha
>>60217932>Xi will probably match that number tomorrow, or more.they should just ban the US desu. not sure why they should bother pretending.
>>60217949WHERE
>>60217940it's all very scientific
>>60217949He's going to say 10 percent is the baseline and it's still about deficit
>>60217894china did it too
>>60217830Everything should pump tomorrow to ride the high of paused tariffs. For longer holds then EU Defense should be safe.
>>60217966Bloomburg website
>>60217949SELL SELL SELL
>>60217981Thanks
>>60217932>>60217939>>60217940Ah, well, it's a good time to buy puts then. They're cheap as shit with this pump.
You can hear the PAIN and COPE in trump's voice jesus LMAO
>>60217798I panic sold and have learned my lesson, I will always have a large sum set up to DCA, I will set up stop losses.
>bought the dip
>>60217931Negotiate what? he showed he is a coward and now other countries now.
>/pol/tards are pretending they knew this was the plan all along these niggers are crazy
>>60217226Isn't it more like Japanese samurai flew out and cut the missiles
>>60217998He's definitely more coherent than usual.
>>60217852>>60217824How often do you get paid interest in those? Monthly or yearly? Like if I have $30k in a 4% account. I get that $1200 every month, or $1200 for the year?
Remember, you are one tweet away from generational wealth, or a lifetime of poverty.Have fun out there!
BUY BUY BUY
>>60217949oh there it goes againstahp
>>60217998It's okay to think Trump's retarded but you're laying it on a little thick ITT. Chill out.
>>60217180No. I bought the last 3 dips and Im spent
UK stocks are going to go up tomorrow despite having the exact same tariffs, and I sold on Monday
We're all gonna have a bolt-on bimbo wife lads, Trump is making America great again I guess
TQQQ sperg was rightthe other TQQQ sperg needs hugs
You shouldn't breath easy until the china shit stops
>I uh...think holding off on the tariffs is a big and beautiful thing, unlike those chinese losers
>>60218016>m-m-maybe>buyHa
>>60217830do like me buy more nokia
>>60217913there's still a chance for a flat close
>>60218038>He's saying his cucking his smart What a cuck
>>60218016>BUYuntil congress repeals Smoot–Hawley, I'm not doing shit.
do you think he will tank it tomorrow already or wait a bit?
I'm starting to think yoloing sqqq might not have been a great move
You can hear his sadness
MISTER PRESIDENT I'M TIRED OF WINNING
>>60218014the 4% is the calculation for the entire year, so split it divided by 12 unless the savings account only pays out once per year or something (very rare)
more nut gargling questions
Doubling down wish me luck
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_stock_market_crashlel
man, this really is going to bring manufacturing back to the US, huh?
>>60218061he sounds defeated. EU, China all called out his bluff
>>60218061Yes you can tell he so badly wanted this to work and then Bessent told him America is dead if he doesn't cuck
>>60218064>crash market>shit pants>undo bad decision (mostly)ART OF THE DEAL
>>60218014The % is yearly, but you might get paid out monthly. So if you've got 12% yearly, you get paid out 1% the first month, then 1% on that the next month, etc. so you've got a slight compound interest effect.
>>60218014Don't know about his but mine pays out everyday. It will have lower gains than the ones that pay out every month etc. in exchange for higher liquidity. You get the idea
>>60217185holy fucking based nihonjins thank you for saving this market
>>60218087>A request that this article title be changed to 2025 stock market decline is under discussion.
EU fag hereI tried to time and missed a buy. What do I do tomorrow to profit?
>>60218064Arent we still like -10% compared to last week?
>>60218009any retard that doesnt have tds could see this shit coming a mile away. based daddy trump liquidating non-believers.
>>60218106This was two days ago
I thought cuck Bessent "wasn't looking at the market" What happened? Bonds tanking made the retards realize going into a great depression is bad?
>>60218108sell
the bond market is beautiful
>>60218095it sort of is. there are literal MIGA retards calling this a W when it's objectively still over.I'm thankful for the exit liquidity so I can offload my QQQs though. I'm not convinced Yurope won't shit on Tech stocks if this idiocy keeps going. Macron wants to.
>>60218108Puts or Calls, flip a coin for which. Could go either way.
IS IT BRO
>>60218114Yes, or more depending on individual stocks. Still a great time to DCA (or gamble, if you're poor)
>>60218108Should be buying long puts on things that will be affected by Chinese tariffs.
he admitted he freaked out on the bond market kek
I bouhgt long dated spy calls should I hold overnight?
>>60218064I can't take this anymore, the motherfucking audacity
such a big and beautiful shitshow
>>60218108If trump cucks more, buy.if trump does nothing or worse, sell.
Trump fears the Japanese samurai
>>60218086Ok but why buy it at over asking price. You just like it that much?
>10 year yield going into armageddon at midnight via Japan saved everyone from oblivion
What do I do with my 20k bros? My other 83k is locked in...gotta hold but I got 20k cash right now in my cash account......I don't know if I hold back....or buy the dip....I feel like I already missed out on a ton of gains not buying earlier in the morning but my 20k only cleared today and wouldn't have been able to buy yesterday or monday. I don't know...do I just throw it into the s&p...I already have everything in there for the most part so kinda want to diversify a bit...I was thinking oil as it's rallying pretty good but still a nice discount on it.
>>60218148AMZN up 10% today lolBABA up 5%
>>60218086I don't know, anon. The daily on tesla looks like it still has a way up to go.
Trump just disproved last hour's bessent copexplanation lol
ok only half my savings went in at 10.5 soxl FUCKshould i go all in rn or is there a chance for a small dip back to 11 or 10?
>>60218162That's not piss it's rain! Stop being a panican!
>>60218064>I have become the art of the deal
>>60218153so the Japs saved us, for now.
There are 45 more months of this exciting market action :)Live or die, one tweet at a time. Make sure to have some money on the side, plenty are getting liquidated as we speak.
>>60218060That's brutal. If tomorrow isn't a red day sell that shit
So now we know Trump fears the bonds and powel wont bail him out.
>>60218199JUMPING OUT OF LINE
>>602181532y jumped from 3.7% to 4.04% when they announced it tho
I don't get it are the tariffs on China still active or paused too?
>>60218192Buy S&P or look into European defense stocks. I'm interested in Europe since its been outperforming this year and the tariff shit has hit their stocks too for a cheaper entry point
>>60218096Don't leave out that they're also taxed as regular income at the federal and state level. Even if you "invested" $100,000, you're only getting 350 dollars of raw income a month and then depending on your tax bracket and local taxes 40% of that will just go right to Uncle Sam leaving you with a pathetic return. HYSA's are safety blankets for pussies. No risk it, no biscuit.
>InstinctivelyHonestly based
>>60218125According to a Fox News Contributor it was the JAPANESE selling the bonds They decision was based on thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7P0r4O8jA
>>60218162You definitely can no port faggot
>>60218225Active right now
>>60217997>options>cheap>with this volatility Anon...
>>60218225China fuckedrest of world is 10%'d + tipit's still fucked.
>>60218186arigato
Missed my fucking chance again. Was going to buy at $7.50 the other day. I hate this retard market.
>>60218225China is still active but they are going to hit bonds badly tonight Donald better apologize to Xi
>>60218199Fucking coward.But a lesson that the market can bend anyone
>biggest change in financial historybut isn't that bad
>>60218127I only have cash>>60218139>>60218148My broker doesn't do options
>>60218095FART OF THE DEAL
>>60218262Don't let me get hard again, my balls are so fucking blue
NEW @_@ !!>>60218275>>60218275>>60218275>>60218275
>>60218262yeah actually, isn't this a massive precedent if Japan can influence the tariffs like that?
>>60218203the rest of Trump's term will probably be relatively calm, he's used all of his ammo with this tariff stunt
China has the greatest opportunity to do a bit of trolling tonightXi just sell the fucking bonds lmao
>>60218228You're talking as I've got enough cash to get taxed. I get like 30€ on my account each month, still well below threshold for taxation.Of course this is euroland, so I already owe more than that in tax for not working home office.
>>60217878The Overton window is more like Overton sliding door
>>60218261Are you me, legit had a 1M buy order. I mean bonds are up, China tarrifs at 100, other countries at 10%. This should not be bullish.I sold my short, and I’m just going to move into VOO and wait it out. What else can you do?
>>60218198>>60218182I immediately realized I was being dumb and sold it for what I bought it at within a minuteI’m closing everything for the day and going outsideFuck this earth
>>60217599Its the opposite. It will surge tomorrow, because its a dead cat. Sell at 556
>>60218310Japan will buy Xi bonds
>>60218114More like 1.2%
>>60217145>start browsing /smg/ in 2021>unable to get full time work in that period, places only want part time or temp workers>have only managed to make probably a few hundred because I didn't just say fuck it and go all in in 2022Quite literally ngmi.
>>60218238based japanese
>>60217205This is my feeling except I haven't been trading this volatility at all because that's how I got fucked in 2022.
>sold the pump too early out of fear of bull trap
>>60217956>massage their narrativethey don't even need to. they are literally told what to say>we are the victims>china bad>art of the deal
Phew what the hell was that SOXL pump?
>>60217798I was one of them, but bought fast enough to have already made a profit, so I guess that's a win
