Its not dumping hard enough>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60229026
>THEY DIDNT SLURP SOXL AT 10$
Is it crashing yet?
i'm going to buy 40k worth of nike stock to hold today
it's over
>SOXL
BEARMEN ASSEMBLE
What to buy during the MEGA DIP
>>60230135China rn
you thought CRAB-17 was over?
PLEASE SAVE OIL
fell for it again award
It was supposed to crash 4 days ago chinkbros
what does he want, anyway?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN GENERALK
>>60230081sounds like a cozy career
glorious leader Trump, we need your guidance in form of another Tweet of yours
he's on our side. you still have time to short before reality sets in that 125% tariffs on China and double-digit additional tarifs on Canada & Mexico will lead us into depression
>crude casually dumps another 3%Recession
Investing in hamburgsteaky
>>60230159>ITS ONLY JUST BEGUN
Pre-internet companies are worth zero.They don't want you to invest because they want your money, they want you to invest in order to act like "you're just as guilty."They've almost all been drawn into pizzagate. Something's gotta give.
>>60230181RELOAD!I NEED MORE AMMO OVER HERE
>>60230191>he unpauses tariffs again
mr president saar please do the needful and pump my bags saar
>>60230171$rope
>>60230186its over
Life’s a beach
TRUMP AND DUMPPUMP AND TRUMPwhats it gonna be today?
>>60230202stonetoss_tug_of_war.jpg
kek baggies
>>60230202Okay schizo
Markets are pricing in China winning the trade war. Chink stocks up both yesterday and today. US stocks down today.
Friendly reminder: As long as there are no BANK FAILURES everything is going according to plan.
>>60230230
THEY DIDN'T BUY SOXLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>60230191>>60230198>>60230205Trust the Truth™, pump incoming
>>60230203trust the plan
Indeed CEO Chris Hyams says AI can perform skills for “roughly two-thirds” of jobs on the employment platfor
>>60230246Knock on wood. Knock on fucking wood right now
>>60230218>its over
>>60230199retard hereis oil crashing bad?
>>60230267very
>>60230267NOT IF YOU REMEMBER BUYING IT IN 2020 FOR 0.00
>>60230260Will do.
We're all in on oil, right?
>>60230252no one tell him
massive transactions for little gain in the indices...
>>60230256Go back
>>60230267bad if you're russian or saudi but typically it indicates a recession is on the way
>>60230267No, fellow maga patriot. It means cheap gas is coming back! We won! Don’t worry about a thing! #IDidThat
>>60230267Recession = lower consumption = lower demand for oil
>>60230263Its more over than last time
>>60230267suggests a drop in demand for oil which generally indicates recession
how can I cash in on this brehs
>>60230236Say what you want about the Chinese, they're ideolocally committed to the idea of the Chinese Century. They'll ride out the storm for something they believe in. Americans are only as loyal to the US as their access to cheap consumer grade products. It's the country we chose to build
>>60230198The tariffs on China are obviously meant to be temporary. Shorting the market right now is an insane gamble considering any day you might hear the news that a deal has been reached and your puts will be fucked.
>>60230283>but typically it indicates a recession is on the wayexcept for when it went to extremes and futures traded for negativeso that indicator goes out of the window, too
BIGBEAUTIFUL
>>60230246Good thing we've been cutting regulations.
>>60230289>>60230283YOU DO REALIZE THE LAST TIME OIL WENT TO ALL TIME LOWS WAS THE INDICATOR OF THE START OF THE GOLDEN BULLRUN?!
>>60230292>the left's war on water pressurethey really do just string random words together at this point don't they?
>>60230285>pipeline suddently burst no one know whygame's rigged anywways
>>60230290thas rite
>>60230282go back to faceberg migroid boomer
>>60230246Did somebody just say BANK FAILURE? I printed eighty trillion dollars just in case, but let me know if I need to print another two hundred trillionGovernment printer man away! *woosh*
>>60230290why doesn't he switch up the flames png every once in a while
>>60230292TIME TO CALL SOME ENGINEERS AND GET WORKING ON THE PERFECT WATERHEAD
>>60230292>the left's war on water pressure
>>60230313It has connotations with conserving usage of resources, which is linked to environmentalism, which is linked to leftism
>>60230292bullish on canadian and mexican water stocks
underlying circumstances hasn't changedtarriffs are still on, consumer costs will go up, recession is certainUS desperately going around shaking the world down cause 36t debt lolcountries with money aren't baitingjaps turning tells you how much asia is united & seethingmanufacturing aren't coming back, not with raw material/supply chain 100% tariffs + labor costs lolus has no cards it just barks and see which idiot will blink and pay the tollblinkers are poor and will offer nothing significant loleuphoria is wearing off, underlying realities is setting ingeopolitical and economic deposition gets worse by the dayhis schizophrenia will probably end in june (it came to me in a dream)red red red[spoiler]the only consolation is that he is ironically fighting like hell for america, even if it only benefits the american elite[/spoiler]
>>60230292chat is this re
>>60230267I mean it's good for consumers because who doesn't like cheap gas.But it's a bad sign for the economy overall for two major reasons.1. It's a sign that people think we're going into a recession, which means less trade, less trade mean less demand for oil. 2. US producers need oil to be over a certain point to be profitable because it's more expensive to extract compared to places like Saudi Arabia, less oil demand means lower oil prices, means lower profits, means layoffs/bankruptcies for US producers.
>>60230135Okay. We're ready for one of your trademark crooked Donnie pumps
Does anyone know photoshop?
>>60230330AND THEY LOST THAT WAR! ANOTHER WIN THE DADDY DON!! FUCK ALL YOUR HATING ASSES
>>60230314
>>60230316Two more weeks and car salesmen will practically beg you to buy a car.
my bro fell for the femboy psyop, and is now fucking a femboywhat do i slurp for this feel?
>>60230190If you can get a permanent position yeah, but there are so many applicants and so few positions that getting a permanent slot is like winning the lottery. Most park employees are working ~6 months stints at a park and then hoping to move to another seasonal position somewhere else. I spent a summer working at Yellowstone and had a good time, but I immediately jumped ship to the DoD afterwards to have some stability.
>>60230347those slimmy fuckers can rope
>>60230276ah nigga those were the days
>>60230300we'll see about that, mumu
>>60230354YOU SLURP YOUR FRIENDS BALLS YOU MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT
So what will be the news today that causes everything to shoot back up? And what time will it happen?
>>60230335apart from Ishiba expressing "grave concern" the japs are still on their knees for uncle sam
Any minute now Don Quixote will declare China negotiated a good deal for us, so the tariffs did their job.
I don't care if we're headed in a recession, I slurped some more TTE, I love Patrick, he made me mad cash since covid and comfy divies. And he's comfy. Like a teddy papa bear PROTECCing my money.I'll add all the way down.
>>60230313>demoncrats had control of the house and senate>pass a stupid bill banning normal shower heads that was meant to save water but ended up doing the opposite >HUUUUR Y DEY STRING WORD TOGETHER?!kys leftoid
>>60230340The only text that matters now are the ones from Trump's tweets
>>60230345Why not both?
>>60230267depends on whether it's demand-side or supply-side. In this case, i'm pretty sure it's supply-side, so not that big a deal. could be wrong though.
>>60230336I dont know where this image of the millenial came from. All the ones I know are chronically depressed.
>>60230289last time we had tariffs we had a massive recession sorry anon, wake up from delusion
>>60230354His cock
>>60230342>thinks lefties know anything about basic plumbing>t.
Donarudo--kun, press the send button
>>60230354Let's be real, slurping the his cummies would be a huge ROI
I'm going for a nap, wake me up when shit is about to go down
>>60230396YOU ARE GOING TO MISS OUT ON THE GAINS WHILE NAPPING FREN
>>60230267the newfag reddit influx here is disgusting
>>60230345>some twitter idiot spewing DC talking pointslol, some show i was watching the chinese foreign minister literally said "when we come for you, it won't be with missiles and cyber attacks, we'll just repossess you"
>>60230389i really like tardonnie, he looks friendly
few understand thishttps://x.com/leadlagreport/status/1910300319717687764
>>60230292damn leftists and their>*shuffles cards*disdain for high water pressure.
>>60230374>pass a stupid bill banning normal shower headsI've installed like a half dozen shower heads since then I have no idea what you are talking about
>>60230379Because that’s instant kinetic war
What about this guy?
>>60230345how can i possibly trust a man with a name like stone fish? have you ever thrown a rock in a lake? rocks SINK, retard
>>60230276that was canadian heavy sweet light crude was still selling normalThere just wasn't enough room at the refineries for oil that takes 5 days to filter. why would I clog my filters if I only had 3 days of backorders.
>>60230380It's not supply, OPEC just decided to TRIPLE their expected output a week ago, they're trying to squeeze US producers.https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/opec-advance-oil-output-hike-plan-with-bigger-may-boost-2025-04-03/
>>60230347thas also rite>>60230360somehow YT doesn't boot their ilk for misinformation at all
>>60230410>CASUALLY IGNORES THE ARBITRARY REGULATIONS PASSED DURING DEMOCRAT ADMINISTRATIONS WITH MAJORITY IN BOTH HOUSE AND SENATEREALLY ACTIVATES YOUR ALMONDS
>>60230401I won't if you wake me up when things finally happen
>>60230414So have I. >I have no idea what you are talking aboutI know, because you’re a retarded leftoid
>>60230427I hate the guy. He just says random shit for 15 minutes and collects infinite views from boomers.
How's the international markets doing?
>>60230345None of that will happen.In fact, nothing will happen.
How long until Trump makes a Truth Social post threatening to nuke the Three Gorges Dam unless China immediately begins slurping treasuries again
>>60230426What the fuck do you think that is? Is OPEC representing demand or supply? Take 30(thirty) seconds to think before you reply.
>>60230407I see someone is still trying to come up with a complex explanation for this shitshow. But the reality is simple: trump's a narcissistic schizo who got himself a team of incompetent billionaires "helping" make these retarded decisions.
>>60230407>republicans in a few months
>>60230433>IT'LL BE ABOUT TREE FITTY
>>60230410Go back
>>60230407Please explain
>>60230345I hate boomers and people who think like the.
>>60230354I told you already, YINN. It's feminine, passive, and has a small amount of Yang in it (Yang being his chink boyfriend)
>>60230443Correct
>>60230437>I hate the guy. He just says random shit for 15 minutes and collects infinite views from boomers.well, good "news" for you
>>60230407everyone who looks at bonds knows this. That said argentina dollarization took pressure off japan for a time.
>>60230440mine is crabby and not fully recovered but green at least
I am slurping once more and preparing for the crab.
>>60230426>it's not supply>OPEC triples production
>>60230451>WAAAAGGGGHHH TRUMPS BILLIONARES>SOROS? WHATS A SOROS?! SOME DINOSAUR FROM MY CHILDHOOD?GROW THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>>60230455this pic cant be real
TRUST ZE PLAN
>>60230466how did you know kek, i will literally buy yinn based on your clairvoyance
tell me about donnie, why does he shit so much
>>60230432this is honestly the first i'm hearing of it.
>>60230447>>60230476They're increasing to flood the market to fuck over the US oil producers, not to satisfy some unfilled demand
>>60230477>13 pbtid>all capsWhy are there so many mentally ill people among magatards? Are they just closet trannies or something?
>>60230477Uh oh maga meltie
>>60230445only idiots will slurp treasuries now, US broke lmaoonly GIGAidiots will go for 10/30/50/100yr treasuries kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>60230490>10 or 15 timesthe Presidential Logs
>>60230490wet wipes>t.bidetlet
>>60230490HIS SHITS SMELL OF LEMON JUICE AND PLEDGE. ALL YOU JEALOUS MONKEYS ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE HE ISN'T TURNING AMERICA INTO A JUNGLE
>>60230477>Musk literally has direct access to all of government's inner systems>BUT MUH SOROS THO, WHAT ABOUT SOROS???You are terminally retarded.
>>60230505Yes. So it's supply side, not demand side. Please re-read >>60230426Maybe you just meant to type "It's not demand" instead of "It's not supply" and got confused.
>>60230470how can anyone hate scotty? only good car guy on the net.t. ford disrespecter
>>60230505>supply=demand
>>60230511>nobody internationally needs dollarslmau
>>60230490I live in a solid blue state and have never had any of these supposed issues with water. What is he talking about?
>>60230078Zoltan pozar gets to hang out at the white house while this dood sells doomer newsletters to 30k youtube subs What went wrong?
This thread has basically become a petty war between anti-trump and trump sycophants.>greenfrogface.jpg
>>60230455Kamala lostUkraine lostYOU lost
Well?
>>60230520IF YOU THINK THAT MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS PLAYING PRETEND BY CHOPPING OFF THEIR PECKERS, STRUTTING AROUND THE WHITEHOUSE DOING COCAINE AND MOLESTING CHILDREN WAS NOT TERMINALLY RETARDED THAN I BELIEVE I HAVE A BRIDGE I CAN SELL YOU
>>60230539time to flush him
>>60230478it is, there was a real fear in the 80s that Japan was about to overtake the US, which then led to the plaza accords and the subsequent japanese real estate bubble
>>60230540no, it's boring now and my 'folio is still down bigly
>>60230509>>60230507You guys do realize that the moment you use maga, miga or any of the other variants, you are immediately found out to be a tourist, right? Literally nobody has talked like this in /smg/ prior to last week.
>my bank’s website is downUhhhh guys?
>>60230538kind of inevitable when the guy can post a tweet and massively swing markets at the snap of a finger
>>60230478the 80s were kinda weird
>>60230531> I live in a solid blue stateWe knowNow gb2/reddit/
>>60230540Yes. I'm having a great time. I unironically enjoy having the stockmarket move like a shitcoin because I'm too stupid for value investing and gambling is fun.
Bullposters status?
>>60230555Uh oh maga miga migger magat meltie
>>60230566SLURPING THE DIP WITH YESTERDAYS GAINS
>>60230078I keep forgetting europe exists
>>60230538>don't be mean to /our/ supreme leader>he can't literally do nothing wrong>>>/pol/ and kill yourself
>>60230555lol migatard detectedyou would be 20% richer if you voted for kamala.
>>60230540I'm not having a good time with the AI generated, Jeet coded, Rug pulling, Truth based stock market mr President... In fact I feel very sick to the point that my day trading career is halted for now. I'm assuming shit like Switch 2, Pokemon cards and CSGO skins are the best investment right now if the tariffs are for real
>>60230560dang poor guy
>>602305630DTEs and trump tweets is the way
>>60230570Migger maga micked a Mack of mickled meppers
>>60230357Yo fellow Land Based Management bro. Many of the tree huggers needed to shut up anyways instead of risking their jobs even during Biden and before.>>60230190People fight tooth and nail for those positions, or are unwilling to move. That last one is funny because some kids spend all college taking Environmental Science or something and realize Nature Scary (to them).
>>60230407jesus christ
>>60230539I won actually
Short manufacturing companies, the american administration was kidding about the tariffs.Manufacturing companies are gonna get wrecked.
>>60230560Are you upset by this or something? An Asian is an Asian. I’m not going to try an understand the different between flavors.>le hate crimeOh no! Help me Reddit!
desu I dislike the /pol/niggers but these reddit leftists are getting annoying as fuck toojust talk market and keep the thread comfy anons
THETA DECAYTHETA DECAYRETARDPULL UPRETARDPULL UPTHETA DECAYTHETA DECAY
>>60230555Neolib board, faggot. Go back to /pol/ if you want to fantasize about your autarky
>>60230588what manufacturing?lol
uhh DXY is almost 100 this isn't good right?yen is pumping
>>60230557funds are safu
>>60230559That's not what happened. When Trump said "now is a good time to buy", the market barely moved at all. It pumped yesterday after the tariffs were paused because everything was massively oversold and investors were desperately looking for any good news.
>>60230598
> Neolib board, faggot.
>>60230592How do i invest in nips as a retail poorfag ? None of the memebanks allow me to, beyond some shitty ETFs
>>60230588Sure I get right on it.. uhh
>>60230592comfy
>>60230538What did you expect? The stock market is more exciting than it's been in a decade. Therefore all the shitcoin degens are in /smg/ along with tourists from every other board.Just like /sp/ is flooded with tourists when the world cup in on or /pol/ is flooded with tourists when there's an election.
Unironically, how can Trump ever recover?
>>60230600Coca-Cola
>>60230560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxI5qQAUWVcI strive to be accurately racist like Cotton
>>60230460Yen carry trade is ending, fast.
>>60230605also VIX is mooning
>>60230618haha this dood think he a hot lady
>>60230628he cantno one will take him seriously after thisboy who cried wolf-tier
>>60230577This is exactly how I know that you aren't from here and you probably don't even have a portfolio. I don't give a fuck about short term downside. I want the market to tank another 50% .The real money is made after crashes.
>>60230628can't. the "90 days" reprieve is his off ramp. countries are wising up.
>>60230653THE REAL MONEY ARE THE FRENS WE MADE ALONG THEY WAY
>>60230577hellooooooo reddit!
We crab now. Nobody is scared about tariffs now.
Remember what they took from you.
>>60230345They dont even have to sell any treasuries to fuck shit up. They can just stop buying them.
>>60230653>can make money in multiple ways on red days>can make money in multiple ways on green days They truly don’t get it. It’s easy to spot the tourists like >>60230577Also, it’s precisely why I hate the bobo vs mumu meme.
>>60230619Find a broker that allows you to buy American Deposit Receipts (ADRs) or a Japanese one that allows international investorsEither way, an ETF with a relatively low management rate is probably less expensive. Some brokers even offer them in their core package, so transaction fees are negligible depending on your investment.
>>60230678Powell will provide us with a soft landing. Screencap this.
>>60230681yakuza kiwami?
Where is dividend anon to preach to you all?
>>60230585I never really encountered any hardcore libs while I was there desu but that's probably because I was working in the law enforcement side of things. Very different crowd.
>>60230681if they campaigned on this instead of protecting trannies and illegal immigrants they probably would have won
>inb4 Trump suggests a metaphorical pause or indicates he's conflicted about the tariffs which leads to a +10% pump
>>60230690They haven't been buying treasuries since the 2018 trade war. (Big mistake on their part)They still hold a lot but they lost some leverage compared to then.
>>60230681This current correction got nothing on the 2022 crash though.
>>60230629>Coca-Coladiabeetus manufacturing in decline IN THE U.S.A.!?!?
>>60230695Thanks. I really want some Bandai stocks or some ETF with bandai inside it
NRW TRUTH™
UNH sisters we are eating GOOD
*US TARIFFS ON CHINA NOW TOTAL 145% AFTER LATEST HIKE: CNBC *CNBC CITES A WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL
>r/the_donald retards calling other people redditors
>>60230746Based.
>>60230628People really doubting the Golden one?Why can't these goofs be objective instead of subjective.
inverse etf gang:yea, we should have sold yesterday morning, but doesn’t that mean buying more LABD (pharma tariffs) and TSLZ (fuck tesla) is a good financial decision? t. TSLZ baggie
>>60230746Soft landing achieved. Thank you Jerome.
>>60230704He stopped posting after he made his own general that never really gained enough posters
>>60230711What are you talking about anon they threw trannies under the bus hard and no one cared
TARIFFS ARE 145% NOW
VIXbros we are so back
>>60230746>kvetching about interest rates being too high forthcoming
>>60230760he probably is doing it on purpose, short sellers lost 75 billion yesterday
DOOMP EET
>>60230746it was already trending down under Biden, and now it's going to explode with the cuts and tariffs
>>60230723why don't dems run HIM for president?
>>60230711>protecting tranniescome on now.
I sold my intel yesterday for a small profit. Now drop to $19 again so I can rebuy with an extra 500 shares.
>>60230773This is bullish btw
>>60230746I like how he put his face in a little bubble there
>>60230786I WILL CUM NOW! THANK YOU
>>60230749What's diminishing returns? May as well make it 50000%
>buy 100+ shares>sell staggered covered calls >buy weekly puts>profit no matter what the stock doesYou could have done this all along instead of gambling u know
>>60230784they'll probably run him in 2028.he's the utmost relatable Burger to the Burgers.
>>60230709Lol the time I was front desk at a certain forest and trying to get an LEO to show up (I was trying to be subtle cause it didn't escalate yet) when a dude was acting extremely suspicious with his demeanor. Turns out later he was harassing forest-goers with threats, throwing rocks, or full on assault. Loved me LEOs.
>>60230789>starts going down
>>60230801EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME YESTERDAY WHERE YOU GOT BTFO
>>60230784this pic feels antisemitic
>>60230382Life is only depressing until you open a bottle of pink wine https://youtu.be/-qjii1Awrh8
>>60230810>not writing puts
>>60230732Bandai Namco is OTC(over-the-counter) listed as an ADR via OTC Markets GroupThese are the brokers on their site. note that not all of 'm might offer BandaiAlso, when researching, take a look at the transaction fees, sign-up fees, market data fees, etc.It adds up, especially when trading with -1.000$ amounts.https://www.otcmarkets.com/market-activity/broker-dealer-data
>>60230811No I didn't, lrn2 options
It seems bant and reddit have invaded and this is a useless echo chamber just like bant and reddit. Why have you taken biz from good ol boys and given it to effeminate and confused child men? There were some 4 generals on the catalouge yesterday at once, no good information is obtained through haste. 難しい状況ですよねFor the anon about the water pressure there are 3 a quick search found. PNR, XYL, and GRC. if any pre migration anons are here, what are the stocks you have on your radar and why?. Im asking anons who were here circa pre sound hound pump and dump (on which i doubled portfolio)
>>60230820Thanks a lot man. Wish you a great day with your investments.
>>60230784Biggest golem in the country, dude has done literally nothing for Pennsylvania and exclusively tweets about Israel lmao
>>60230749any tariff past 50% isn't worth mentioningbusinesses can't operate past thatcompanies will seek alternatives at the pointadding more numbers to it does nothingit just makes an eyecatching headlineChina banning other shit like disney propaganda movies unironically does more to hurt US industries
>>60230812leaders should be tall so they can heightmog other world leaders, look at how much zelensky and putin were ridiculed
>>60230819I don’t do none of that gambling crap, sonny. That’s what the lord jack bogle said, sure nuff.
Remidner to laugh at anyone still invested in Nike.
>>60230847Value boomers LOVED this stock, never got it. They got raped lol.
>>60230840THE GUY CAN'T EVEN PUT ON A CLIP ON TIE STRAIGHT SO THE ENTIRE GOVENRMENT BENT OVER BACKWARDS SO HE COULD ZOMBIE VOTE AND GIVE SPEECHES LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER
>>60230843I'm not gay, but man would I suck Macron dry Guy is handsome as fuck.
Yujiro will save Japan from the tariff war.I believe in him.
>Down so farI'm kinda disappointed, I expected so much more, thought Trump had really done it yesterday
>>60230866You're supposed to sell the top and buy the dip you fucking retard. Not buy in after a massive pump during a bear market.
>>60230860Basé and NOT gay
>>60230866babbies first bear market?
>>60230860zelensky please
>>60230841how? Bashing shit is a form of support
>>60230826It is really annoying when people make a new thread just cause we hit bump limit. At least wait until page 9
>>60230847 I was just looking at this article on yahoo kek
BREAKING U.S. tariffs on China have now reached a total of 145% - White House.
>>60230873that hairline makes him a -5/10 sorry
Get ready to start transferring your investments to the stocks under your mattress by the way
>>60230873It's a shame baguette stocks are so fucking lame.
Iliterate here.Why is the market down when king emperor has shown mercy?
WHAT THE FUCK STOP DUMPING IT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS GO GREEN PLEASE LET ME RELEASE MY U BAGS
pls no more truth social postlet me have today
>wake up late>buy some shorts>markets immediately reverseI know market makers are trolling us specifically, but this is ridiculous
>>60230835
>>60230876Man I wish.>>60230873It ain't gay if it's with a Frenchman.>>60230886Sideburns add like 6 though.
>>60230860I have immense respect for him for fucking and then marrying his math teacher who’s like 20 years older than him
>>60230866Everybody with a brain knew this would happen with no real action from him.Yesterday was copium tarifs could be gone. Today is realization they are still there. Donny need to be quick and put some deals before shit explodes again.
>>60230892Because nobody will pay the 10% and deal with a mad man who changes opinion every hour.
>>60230901>Sideburns add like 6 though.i now see your vision
>>60230857Value boomers like Nike? I thought Coca-Cola was the quintessential value boomer stock. Investing in nigger shoes stock is peak retardation. People will stop buying nigger shoes when the economy goes to shit but fat people will always drink coke.
>>60230892He hasn't made a truthsocial post doubting the tariffs today.
>>60230892because he's still in charge and the world doesn't want to deal with a schizo
>>60230873>>60230860let's be real here, as proven by biden most leaders don't do anything anyways so why not elect cool looking people so foreigners will think that your country is full of cool people
>People actually bought after the market manipulation happenedAre you retarded?
>>60230906Cry more
>>60230915IM RICH BIATCH
>>60230914No strong opinion on Modi one way or another but he definitely has crotchety politician face
>>60230860this tbqhdesu
>>60230888>bankrun happeningDigits confirmed
>>60230485>The shocking truth about CanadaHoly kek. I saw this part first and thought this was a real screenshot for a sec.
>>60230914>why not elect cool looking people>elect cool looking people>electITS ALWAYS A SMALL CASTE OF ELITES THAT RULE. VOTING IS A PRESSURE RELEASE VALVE SO THE PLEBS DONT RIOT
>>60230884>fs on China have now reached a total of 145% - White HouseWhat a shit show. Can't even keep the numbers straight. The administration is also ignoring that the EU retaliated yesterday, since that nullifies their "all against China" spin.
>>60230150Not a crash but if this were “normal” times this would be a very bad day in the market. Odds are Donny will let this shit bleed before another reversal (not before him and his buddies load up on cheap calls and shares ofc)
How's the winning going bros?
>>60230892People over bought and some tariffs are still in place including with China. Sorry you didn't get a real answer until now.
https://youtu.be/OC06Z6lCB_Q
>>60230860Basé
>>60230888what the fuck, this can't be real
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>>60230908UBER has you covered. It's for lazy people, which includes niggers AND fat people, and it rises up during bear markets because they want to eat junk food while stressing about their job
>retards ITT actually fell for that obvious bull trapAre you retards Reddit transients or just zoomer niggers? You had to be fucking retarded to not expect a huge dip at open after that nonsensical green dildo.
>>60230933Cry more
>>60230914Isnt there some age requirement to run for pres?
>>60230917I'm not crying, only explaining why it's falling and why the investors act the way they do.No crying in the casino
>>60230938I'm losing after that pump yesterday. Still beating the nasdaq though.
>>60230908Maybe exaggerating, but I've seen quite a few value boomer articles/posts about Nike, enough to make me think this at least.
>>60230866You are joking right? There was a fucking giga pump on mostly hot air since China tariffs are still on and everyone still got 10% baseline.Even if all tariffs were off it makes sense to have pull-back from shit like +22% Tesla.
> Snow, Its you!! You're the Snow White?!!
>>60230957>nonsensicalthey were told by their beloved leader to buy, even after pushing the narrative that leftists were the ones worried about the stock market
>>60230884gg bears(?)already sold my SPY put I bought yesterday for a 10% gain on market open because fuck if I’m losing any more money. +15% today and I feel nothing (yesterday was 55% loss)
>>60230915High volatility means money to be made, anon
>>60230933EU paused their retaliation despite the extra 10% tariff.Market is waiting to see what's his plan against china or if there's no plan at all.
He can also be funny
>>60230921He's hated there but it's because every president is and then we regret the precedent. Well he fucked us fairly well, not gonna lie.
>>60230746POWEL CUT THE RATES
>>60230770wrong they are famously the pro-tranny party
>>60230746Market's also dropped 2.4%
>>60230746>disinflation from the asset bubble poppingyay!
>>60230779it never makes sense, just turn your brain off and ride the MIGA train
What was that yesterday if everything is dumping anyways.
>>60231757pump and dump by trump
