Flight to safety edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/>>60230942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aH70qeaNjYthread theme
>yield is creeping again>Bear market free falluh oh stinky!
mfw you didn't capture gains yesterday
>>60231711>theirs no breaks on this ride
Did you expect any different?
underlying circumstances hasn't changedtarriffs are still on, consumer costs will go up, recession is certainUS desperately going around shaking the world down to fix the 36t debtcountries with money aren't baitingjaps backstabbing tells you how much asia is united & seethingmanufacturing aren't coming back, not with raw material/supply chain 100% tariffs + labor costsus just barks and see which idiot will blink and pay the tollblinkers are poor and will offer nothing significanteuphoria is wearing off, underlying realities is setting ingeopolitical and economic deposition gets worse by the dayred red red>p-p-p-please buy our treasuries... we're dying... lol
Show me your war face
trump is a loser and worst president ever!
>open>expected 2%>check just now>nearly 5% dropWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
time for a spicy tweet, too steady
There are millions of "fundamentals based", "academic" retail investors worldwide spamming refresh on Trump's Qtard social media page as we speak.
>>60231736real
>Just got tons of trade confirmation emails from my family's trust fund and a missed call on my phoneIs this a buy or sell signal?
>>60231743
He ToLD Me To BUyyYYYy!?!?!?!,! Ananananwieudbbdvr cuuuuummm!?!?!?!.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!?!?!?@.@=>$ w!?!?!?!
>>60231745people panicanned
>>60231745The insiders secured their payout, now the market manipulation switch is turned off and the market is reflecting the reality of the economy
Mr President sir, this is happening because you paused the tariffs, reactivate them immediately...
dollar is getting HEEMED
>>60231745Cos' I'm free... Free falling!
>mfw I will be able to buy SOXL at 2-4 in a few months, soon
>>60231746>imagine if we got Trump to tweet about Gamergateto>imagine if we got Trump to tweet about NASDAQ
I'm excited to see what gifts the democrat party comes up with to win my country back to america's side.
this is a good time to bu--i mean die.
>>60231760Call me when VIX hits 60
>>60231745happenings only cause pump, dump is the natural state of affairs
Time to get a job
>>60231711How can I play the oil market on robinhood
>>60231769ya, I expected it to DOOMP but WHAT THE FUCKCIRCUIT BREAKER SAMA PLEASE
KEK AT SOXL BAGGIES
>>60231737Shut up Komaru or I‘ll rape you like in that one doujin.
is just we crashing or is europe going down too
Bearbros turn today. Bullbros can have Friday.
what % are the circuit breakers at?we might hit one today at this rate
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I BUY SQQQ AGAIN
>he made 2.5 billion and he made 900 million How much did (You) make?
>>60231711Yields on t-bills are supposed to jump this much in a day, right?
Ohoh ppl arent getting "yippie" again, better tweet something
>>60231805>That pump yesterday birthed a new generation of SOXL baggiesActually funny.
>>60231814-7% for a 5 minutes pause or something
>>60231782It will be the usual. They will promise free money and debt forgiveness for everyone, then not follow through and inflate all the prices. People who don't know better will think everything is amazing because green line up
>>60231805are there really even any SOXL baggies left here? I feel like 99% already capitulated.
Drill baby drill status?
Mamma mia those yields do not look very good
>>60231805Keep the momentum going
art of ze dealtrust ze planMIGA
>>60231711>>60231572no you cant you dumb ass, the average mutt consumes to much and is paid too much to be able to make competitively priced products, also 90% of worker work none manufacturing job, chaining that would require a lot of company's to go bankrupt or massively down size
>>60231821Yes so variable yield retards get forced out of their homes and so people stop buying more house than they can afford.High rates are good.
>>60231769I think smart money started dumping on market open. Trust in the US is gone now.
>>60231740Won't happen, it'll go green againIt's time to admit you underestimated Trump.
>>60231831I've been buying all day today. You gays are gonna be seething malding mad at 2pm; and tomorrow when we close the gap; AGAIN
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WAIT BUT I SOLD LOW AND BOUGHT HIGHgoodbye 5kAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TSLZ at open would have been free money today. If we're going to dump, can't we just do it all at once so I don't feel dumb?
>>602318147% and 13% for 15 minute breaks pre 3:25pm. 20% for complete stop.
So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterday? Trump cucking out on the China tariffs?
>>6023182815min
>>60231836those are cost for garbage retail drill.XOM, CVX, and OXY are drilling for like 20 buck per barrel
Anyone else notice that the entire US market is acting like shit coins on a daily basis
TRUMP TO SPEAK AT 5
>its been like 10 years and there are still retard SOXL and SOXS posters
>>60231851goodluck fren, I was a soxl baggie once, but a capitulated and made up my losses in other ways
>>60231857He has to shrink the china tariffs or retail is dead in america
>>60231843Why would americans speak in a european accent?
is this the first time in history that /smg/ was right?
>>60231857most likely, but that won't happen
White House says China tariffs are 140% not 105% lmao
I was making bolognese wtf is going on??
>>602318695 what?
>>60231772>China has picked the Euro over the dollarEU should be most gracious to it's ally and takes it advice on >>60231782Common Liberal values Anon common Liberal values and probably offering discounts on fun toys like fighter jets
Holy fuck the NDQ is actually gonna hit -6% We're going down with the ship boys
Uhhh i'm sitting here on the sidelines and I have no idea what to do
>>602318865 on it
>>60231857Just reduce china tariffs
>>602318864
>>60231869HOLY SHIT NEVERMIND TRUMP TO SPEAK IN 10 MINUTES GET READY FOR THE SWING
>>60231760Update: Good luck americans
Fuck, it dumped way more than I thought it would. Could have clawed back a lot of my losses.
>>60231857>So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterdayNothing, because Trump's insider's need some time to drip sell the stocks they bought before tanking and pulling another short squeeze green niggercandle out of their ass.Wash trading waiting period is 30 days, if they give a fuck about the law, so you'll have to wait
>SPY had decoupled from S&P500 by almost a full %Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmao. Mumu I hope you sold!
Maybe I'm not patriotic enough but inducing intentional extreme uncertainty and volatility in the market seems unwise
>>60231852Don't make the same mistake again and short sell brother. It'll go back up again. Patience.
Thoughts on Dynex Capital?
>circuit breakers timeGo fash, lose the cash
>>60231848>High rates are good.Indeed, anon.
>>60231885people start to realize tariffz on chinks will make everything more expensive and the inflation will moon
>>60231884They upped the tariff to 125% after Chinese retaliation YESTERDAY. The 125% combined with the two rounds of 10% BEFORE liberation day = 145%. It's not a new tariff; they're justing clarifying things.
Blood pressure check> You seem a little stressed anon!
>>60231857>Trump cucking out on China tairffs He will cut them in half to 65 percent and China will still be more profitable
uhm, okay?
>>60231897SUPPOSEDLY SPEAKING ABOUT THE BUDGET
>>60231857there is no recovery without severe china dicksucking.
>>60231856on the upside, if you hold UPRO, you can't lose more than 60% a day
>>60231779I’m both enjoying your picture and seriously wondering about that. When do I jump in SOXL / move to Cuba to find a wife.
STAY COOL
>>60231861I am interested realistically on how low oil can go, id like to buy the bottom
>>60231879TFW I correctly predicted on Monday that the tariffs were a smokescreen to conduct insider trading after he walked them back but didn't screenshot it for proof
Holy shit I didn’t check while I was driving to work and now I’m back in the green???
>>60231931is it going on youtube? link?
>>60231930Anything that goes up goes back down
>>60231861>20 buck per barrelIs that for existing wells or new ones
>>60231929True. I dropship knives from China and they cost less and a dollar to manufacture but sell for 10 to 15 dollars.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRUMPWHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?@?@?@@?!?
-1713
>>60231812Europe pumped before the US opened so they're technically up on the daily but it's still falling.
>>60231930>eurodollar rises 2,40%owned the libs
My 0dte puts are MOONING i was playing this game wrong the entire time
>>60231906Holy fuck you guys are actually going down 2008 styleI wish you all the best of luck anons
TSLA -10%
>>60231906I was wondering about that but I'm not smart enough to know what it means.
>>60231930The slaves in the EU got told to stop selling
>>60231899WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEANWHAT WAS THE CALL
I fucking hate this market so much. Fucking pump and dump by the god damn president.
these last two days alone has birthed a new generation of soxl giga baggies
>>60231906>Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmaoUS10Y status?
>>60231968It was +20% yesterday. Not impressed
Chinese news posting funny charts (again)
>>60231748Yes
>>60231912I was doing limit trades, not options.I know frustration won't help. But knowing I'm still up overall since 2020 isn't helping either.
>S&P down 5%
Where did all the gloating migapedes go?
Wow look at that! Stock market is dropping again! This is what happens when you listen to trump's lies!
>>60231884Might as well make them 1000%
Circuit breakers soon
BREAKING: TRUMP'S SECRETARY OF ENERGY'S WIFE'S BEST FRIEND'S FORMER ROOMMATE'S SON'S DOG BELIEVES TRUMP MAY BE LOWERING CHINA TARIFFS TO 100% BY END OF DAY, DOW SURGES BY 8000 POINTS
>about to hit -6%
>>60231743>Show me your war face
>>60231983We're only halfway through the day
>>60231952
Was it 7% for breakers?
we are just getting started mumus
We might actually hit a circuit breaker?
almost 6%, only a bit more than 1% for circuit breaker
IT'S GOING DOWNI'M YELLING TIMBER
>>60232011Y
>>60231951See China has higher wages but has such God tier logstics now it's impossible to compete with that
>>60231956What Clintonomics could have brought us in 2016.
>>60231976>Elect criminal with a long history of narcissism and shady business practices>Shock when he conducts shady business, but not using the entire US economy as leverage
We are really gonna erase all the gains from yesterday...
When was the last time we got breakers. Before this week i mean
>>60231971It means the ETF literally can’t even cover enough shares to keep the fund in-line 1:1 with the actual market.It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.
>>60231943it can go negative
world has spokenrejection of america
COVID vibe baby. we're gonna mint so many new multi-millionaires from this opportunity. Thanks Trump.
PANICANS, STAY COOL, DON'T BLINK
today could be our first circuit breakers. optics couldn't be worse for the orange retard, he folds like a lawnchair but only gets one day of pump out of it. and the victory laps they were taking, bragging about trump's buddies making hundreds of millions... Lol.
>>60232018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3u_JGmq5Fs
CIRCUIT BREAKERS IMMINENT LET'S FREE FALL BABY
If we hit -2000 we will probably lose all of it
If you don't want to see a breaker you are a fagooooooooo!
>>60231947https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU>https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yUhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU>https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yUGET THE FUCK IN>GET THE FUCK INGET THE FUCK IN
NO TRUTHSOCIAL POST FOR YOU TODAY FAGGOT
> blown off topAnyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?
Dubs for circuit breaker
>>60232027Good idiots bought a stupid dip forgetting everything also China is going to destroy mtgs if they are allowed
>>60232034I don't think that is possible with out massive shutdowns like during covid
>>60231812Nope, we’re up today.
>>60232063
>>60231951Good luck selling vector knives fren. Ill give u 3 bucks for a set.
AND I'M FREE
Stop it America. Get some help.
>>60232014How’d you get a picture of me?
Trump will announce new tariffs and we will pump
>>60232029They were cracked once in 2020 due to panic over the combination of COVID and crashing oil price
Dubs and we trigger circuit breaker today, rollin
Repeat after me: Another -20% on SPY and an emergency rate cut meeting in the next 2 week.
SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP
Well time to see if he pumps
>>60232040Kek
>>60232085Honestly thinking about buying in, he's never said anything that's caused a big red candle, bad news burns slow and good news goes fast
>Let's check in with our reporter James in crypto>how's the weather there James?
FUCK OFF SLURPERS DAMN LET US HAVE THIS!
Rolling for circuits
>>60232093GIVE ME TGE FUCKIN DUBS AND WE GO TO -8%
BLACK THURSDAYBLACK THURSDAYBLACK THURSDAYBLACK THURSDAYBLACK THURSDAY
>>60232094>emergency rate cutNope! Try again next year ;)
Doesn't affects me cause I'm a neet who never had money.
>>60232116At least you are honest anon
>>60232115if they wait till next year SPY might be negative.
>>60232116Why are you here then this is only for biz nessmen
>Its not even Friday yet
>>60232104Motherfuckers I thought it'd be down as well what is this nonsense
>>60232094I wish. Instead you get more insider trading pump and dumps. Welcome to the banana republic of Trump.
remember we're still trading at elevated multiples and companies have not started reducing expectations on earnings growth yet
Plunge protection team is here
Fuck, I would have shorted yesterday if I didn't lose so much fucking money.
>>60232129Powell is not gonna bail Trump out.
who the fuck is even buying on the dead cat bounce?
You did short shit yesterday, right? It was always going to crash after that stupidly big rally of people panic buying before digesting the news properly.
IS THIS BULLISH
>>60232104News chicks are so fucking hot.
>>60232094>rate cuteSorey but the interest rates r going up. If jew wants to borrow my cash to make free money, interest on money markets is finna have to be at least... hmmm 15% minimum >Ahh geez im just not finna let you borrow my cash unless i get a bigger cut.
>>60232133FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
Do not buy the dip and let us have the circuit breaker you assholes
>>60232074Yeah its not, but oil is a strange commodity in that it can go onto a new axis into the negative
>>60232061>trump announces massive free trade deal with 80 countries>market pumps +20%>everyone in Trump's private circle slurp everything
>>60232154THATS HIM, THATS MY BULL BY THE COLUMN
timing the market bros we got too cocky
Remember the Great Reset? That's a good thing now
>>60232138
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ESPECIALLY IF ANGRY EUROITS TIME TO GET MASTERBEEF STOCKMBMBMBMASTERBEEF!!!!
So how long until the narrative spins back to "t-the market dump is totally engineered to make the bonds rate dump as well"
I hope MTG didn't sell yesterday either
~1% away from circuit breakers, wow time to slurp the dip
I think we all want this circuit breaker too bad, I think it's gonna pump. I'm getting deja vu
>>60232162it's just future contract that went negative. oil that was sold by OPEC+ to its customers never went negative back then, it was like $35/barrel on the market IIRC.
Circuit breaker status: loading, 86%.
>5D zoom out already -1.3% even after yesterdayGrim
>>60232031>It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.Bonds will get raped again
Apologize
>>60232040
>>60232105No
>>60232153In a real market, definitely. In this tweet driven hell storm, who the fuck knows.Trump could of accidentally sent a dick pic pumping this thing another 12% as magatards took out second loans to by mushrooms.
PANICANS ARE IN CONTROL
CMON WE DESERVE ONE TRADING STOP AT LEAST
STOP IT YOU FUCKING SLURPERSLET IT DIE
6, nice
Woke up expecting a flat/red day after the gigapump, but it looks like it's already all gone..
>>60232153I didn't short but I escaped the +50% SOXL pump for good profit
AHAHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH
>>60232093roll
Afraid to hold US securities desu. If the USD gets a lot weaker I'm already down 10% just by the USD/EUR exchange rate if this shit gets any worse.
>>60231807we're moving at speeds not seen since three days ago
Just watch the market pump +20% because Trump said something along the lines of "reconsidering" the tariff baseline or thinking about a very low tariff deal between each country.
I was switching away from cash today but glad I could cancel it. This is wild.
will grumpy tweet another pumpy?
NO MORE DEAD CATS
How long until I can passport bro TO the USA?
we are getting here today
>>60232181Guts would never
DEAR GOD HE IS TRYING TO FIRE POWELLSELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLLLL
So S&P halt at -7%When is Nazdak halting? -8%?
WHY???
>>60232153>You did short shit yesterday, right?No, nigga. Trump may take a shit at any moment and his cult would pump it and short squeeze me.
I AM INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY
migabros i'm scared
Just let him cook. By the end of the year, we'll be swimming like butter in cheese in Dubai. Trust the plan.
>>60232210Same, that's the saddest part. I forgot to convert to euro and now I'm FREE FALLING
>>60232222Digits confirmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
NO SLURPINGNO PLUNGINGLET IT CIRCUIT BREAK
>bonds market>oil prices>stock marketOh god please no
>>60232171lol its even called Masterbeef GROUP haha I am so juvenile this market has melted my brain.
>>60232237You'll be pouring concrete like an Indian slave in Dubai
DXY getting deleted too
>>60232215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J635mqk769k
>>60232225>WHY145% tariff on China and Apple have their phones mass-produced by the bugmen.
on what ticker to circuit breakers work????SPX?
>>60232225>why would the market keep dumping after tariffing the world and treating the stock market like a casino?
>>60232210Imagine holding anything in Murrica after orange man 2.0 got elected.
Circuit break, you fat fuck
>nasdaq 0.95% from breaker
https://youtu.be/6i4x8PC25nYThread theme
Bidens economy is tanking
>NEW PIC OF HIM DROPPED TODAYBEAR SIGNAL
>UNH up 1.52%Luigi btfo
*ding ding ding ding**knock knock knock**BANG BAND BANG BAND BANG*
You need to wait and buy the real dips. We're gonna be multimillionaires.
glad i put tight SL after probing market with LONG
>>60232232god damn mike wazowski
When does trump talk
BoboCHADS eating good tonight. MIGA!
>>60232244Why is a circuit breaker so exciting to you? All it does is halt trade for 15 minutes
>>60232250>>60232225>>60232250>WHYHe is trying to fire jerome powell and fuck over the federal reserve, leading to a collapse in the dollar and bonds.........
>Tesla -11%lol
less than 1% now boys... remember to say thank you
>>60232283Like nowishhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
>'daq 0.71% from breaker
>>60232164He really is just reverse robinhooding the entire country
turns out maga has no cards
>>602322680.65%>0.65%0.65%>0.65%0.65%>0.65%0.65%>0.65%
>email>got a 7% raise at work for no reasonI'm gonna take this as a sign to just go focus on my work and stop trading and lurking here all day for a while.
>>60232210I sold off all my US positions after that bullshit yesterday. My international stocks are getting hit too, but not nearly as hard.
>European services and research>Russian resources>Chinese industryI have a dream
>>60232224https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/market-wide-circuit-breakers%3A-what-you-need-to-know-2020-03-09Looks like Nasdaq doesn’t have any, but will freeze the shared stocks of the SP when the SP freezes.
>TRUMP LIVE IN 10https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
its fucking over
>>60232261Yeah
literal nullifying yesterday's gainz
Guys... What are the levels for the breakers again?
i am still waiting for the perfect time to lump 40k into nikei am absolutely certain vietnam will do me a solid and i will almost double that 40k
POWELL YOU FUCK
UH OH STINKY
>>60232164magats are the biggest suckers on this planet fucking christ
>>60232309Dude right now, this is the good part
Circuit is on SPX, NASDAQ can fall to 0 so long as the S&P is still under the limit
>>60232274we will all be needing healthcare soon enough
DRILL TEAM 6 IS HERE
>>60232320should i sell my puts before circuit breaker?on the other hand all the indices look fuckedoil, dollar, vix, bonds...
>>60231711Just bought like 5 different dips and they are still dipping. All big companies that won't bankrupt any time soon but still, what a shitshow. I'm probably going to stay back of the business until they rebound. A pity, I liked staying here. See you all in maybe three months.
>>60232164this feels like the most blatant insider trading from an administration I've ever seen
>>60232287Makes news how bad shit isIt's much more significant to see as headline bait >NYSE HALTS TRADING AMID LOSSESVs>DOW TUMBLES 1000 AGAIN
>>602323247, 13, 20, it's all SPX 15 minute, 15 minute, and then done for the day
I have to admit I retired from stocks yesterday and didn't buy puts and now feel even worse rofl, I didn't think it would do 7% just maybe 3 or 4.
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
Trump is panicking. He thought yesterday would be enough to bring the market back from the brink, but it wasn't.Over the next couple days he's going to do everything in his power to walk this back while trying to save face. Screencap this. The most important thing in this market isn't fundamentals, it's Trump's mental state.
Back from my napHow much did S&P 500 go down?
MAYDAY MAYDAYMAYDAYPULL UPPULL UPPULL UP
-1901
Betcha dropping china tariffs and we pump
>SPY -6.5%
>>602323575.75 and dropping fast.
G_d created the Earth, but everything else is made in China. Retarded Mumus seem to have forgotten that little bit.
>>60232355The only thing that can save this long term is his resignation
holy
>>60232358WOOP WOOPWOOP WOOP
GUYS DO I SELL MY PUTS BEFORE CIRCUIT BREAKERS OR WHAT?
WHY DOES IS KEEP DROPPING
It's so over for the Nasdaq.
>>60232360100% what will happen
Panicans are winning so much
>>60232287Seeing the economy burn down to spite orange man unironically.
>>60232351Same, I'm pretty bearish, but I didn't think it would dump in just 1 day. These swing cycles are getting shorter and shorter.
SLURPERS BROS, WHAT'S THE PLAN
>>60232361>>60232367-6.7
TOTALMARKET DEATH
>>60232287So what a Halleys Comet is just a comet but its always special to see it.
-2001
Trump has no more apparent ammunition left to stop the bleeding except the fed cutting rate. that's why he's trying to fire JPowell.
I sold wtf
>>60232382He might not make it before breaker lol
>>60232342This isn't a falling knife; it's a fucking meteor. What the hell are you doing?
>>60232164america is a third world shithole
Oh god it's gonna hit isn't it
took profit yesterday, shorted at close, going to close shorts soon today's red is fullfilled soon
holy fucking shit
I just put 10k in SOXL
WE HAVE HIT -5% DOW
MINSKY MOMENT
CIRCUIT BREAKER SOONLETS GO BOYSITS HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA circuit rn
don't be a hero
>>60232399There's a certain beauty to it...
TRUMP SAY SOMETHING BEFORE IT HITS AAAAAAA
I don't even care about making money at this point, I just want to see you bulls suffer for yesterday's fake pump
I SAW NASDAQ HIT -7%
Pull upPull upRetardRetardRetard
Shouldnt have panic sold my bear etfs yesterday after the pump where i lost 14% of my port coulda recovered a bit today. Oh well live and learn
Trump will say whatever he can and bonds will still fail because nobody has faith in the US anymore
CIRCUIT BREAKER!!!
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER
>-7.01%
CIRCUIT BREAKER
NOOO TRUMP YOU CAN'T JUST TEASE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TWO TIMES IN ONE WEEK
This is the end
You're losing money? My t-bills are doing just fine.
NASDAQ DROPS 6.34%, CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED AT 7%
HIT THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER GRONK
LETS FUCKING GO I BREAK YOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtKtwT8PAY
>>60232377>selling before the most bearish signal of all
>>60232386Trust the plan. Read "Art of The Deal".
Fucking /pol/ mods and their chuddha yesterday KEK
He's edging us
NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVERNASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVERNASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
STOP SLURPING
>>60232355do you genuinely believe donald trump is anything more than a brand to package the big change the world has desperately financially needed for years cooked up by a group of extremely powerful people
Should have brought The Dot instead.
JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE
I don't think the market's gonna be fine bros.
FUCK YOU SLURPERS.It was -0.03% away from a circuit breaker
NOCRYINGINTHECASINO
GAS GAS GAS
NASDAQ doesn't trigger the circuit breaker guys.
WE GOT FUCKING RUGPULLED
BUY THE DIPPP
>>60232456>>60232456>>60232456new bread
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It won't break before he talks, people too greedy for another meme pump
BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
WHO THE FUCK IS SLURPING RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOTS
HIT ITHIT ITHIT IT
>>60232468that's still months away
Fuck you, dont circuit break. Let it keep dropping. I didnt see no circuit breaker yesterday when it skyrocketed 10%
MAYDAY MAYDAY PULL UP PULL UPTERRAINRETARD RETARD! AAAAAAAAAAA
>>60232399Fucking up shit, anon. Fucking everything up. That's what I'm doing. No worries, maybe in a few months or a year I'll be back (I'm against putting money that I actually need or even too much of what I have to spare inside this mess). Who knows, maybe he will pussy out and say something like insane tariffs were an exaggeration. He kinda did that yesterday indirectly. I either manage to pull through in a week or I get fucked over for a while. Pray for me bros.
WE GAAN
we're close to today's bottom. get ready to close shorts and start buying again
STOP THE COUNT
-7.07%THERE'S NO BREAKER
>>60232169>great reset came 5 years early
>>60232386We simply slurp some more
God I love holding a portion of my portfolio in BND. Going to liquidate a chunk and buy some SCHG cheapies
>>60231889You wait. You wait until his advisors leave or get kicked out and are replaced by people who can make him nod yes. By that time things will have gotten so bad nobody in their right mind would consider buying any stock at all. That's when you set your emotions aside and buy. We're nowhere near that stage yet.Meanwhile read and listen as much as you can. Read Benjamin Graham, The Intelligent Investor. Read Tren Griffin's "Charlie Munger, The Complete Investor".Read anything you can find by Michael Mauboussin, learn about the "moat" conceptCharlie Munger on Human missjudgement: https://fs.blog/great-talks/psychology-human-misjudgment/See the first post of the thread. Investopedia and Yahoo are invaluable.Follow reputable business analysts for a few months. Keep track of when they get it right and when they get it wrong.Don't gamble. Study 10-k's. Pharma is always a gamble (they depend on cutting edge research), basic healthcare, waste management, nutrition isn't. Those markets are cornered in the West (they don't move much) but they're booming in semi-developed nations, particularly Eastern Europe.Good luck.
>>60232316A dream (and a brain apparently) but no more money.