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Flight to safety edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
>>60230942
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aH70qeaNjY
thread theme
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>yield is creeping again
>Bear market free fall

uh oh stinky!
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mfw you didn't capture gains yesterday
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>>60231711
>theirs no breaks on this ride
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Did you expect any different?
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underlying circumstances hasn't changed
tarriffs are still on, consumer costs will go up, recession is certain
US desperately going around shaking the world down to fix the 36t debt
countries with money aren't baiting
japs backstabbing tells you how much asia is united & seething
manufacturing aren't coming back, not with raw material/supply chain 100% tariffs + labor costs
us just barks and see which idiot will blink and pay the toll
blinkers are poor and will offer nothing significant
euphoria is wearing off, underlying realities is setting in
geopolitical and economic deposition gets worse by the day
red red red

>p-p-p-please buy our treasuries... we're dying...
lol
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Show me your war face
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trump is a loser and worst president ever!
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>open
>expected 2%
>check just now
>nearly 5% drop
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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time for a spicy tweet, too steady
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There are millions of "fundamentals based", "academic" retail investors worldwide spamming refresh on Trump's Qtard social media page as we speak.
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>>60231736
real
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>Just got tons of trade confirmation emails from my family's trust fund and a missed call on my phone
Is this a buy or sell signal?
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>>60231743
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>>60231743
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He ToLD Me To BUyyYYYy!?!?!?!,! Ananananwieudbbdvr cuuuuummm!?!?!?!.!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.!?!?!?@.@=>$ w!?!?!?!
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>>60231745
people panicanned
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>>60231745
The insiders secured their payout, now the market manipulation switch is turned off and the market is reflecting the reality of the economy
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Mr President sir, this is happening because you paused the tariffs, reactivate them immediately...
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dollar is getting HEEMED
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>>60231745
Cos' I'm free... Free falling!
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>mfw I will be able to buy SOXL at 2-4 in a few months, soon
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>>60231746
>imagine if we got Trump to tweet about Gamergate
to
>imagine if we got Trump to tweet about NASDAQ
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I'm excited to see what gifts the democrat party comes up with to win my country back to america's side.
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this is a good time to bu--i mean die.
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>>60231743
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>>60231760
Call me when VIX hits 60
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>>60231745
happenings only cause pump, dump is the natural state of affairs
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Time to get a job
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>>60231711
How can I play the oil market on robinhood
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>>60231743
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>>60231743
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>>60231769
ya, I expected it to DOOMP but WHAT THE FUCK
CIRCUIT BREAKER SAMA PLEASE
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KEK AT SOXL BAGGIES
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>>60231737
Shut up Komaru or I‘ll rape you like in that one doujin.
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is just we crashing or is europe going down too
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Bearbros turn today. Bullbros can have Friday.
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what % are the circuit breakers at?
we might hit one today at this rate
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WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I BUY SQQQ AGAIN
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>he made 2.5 billion and he made 900 million
How much did (You) make?
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>>60231711
Yields on t-bills are supposed to jump this much in a day, right?
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Ohoh ppl arent getting "yippie" again, better tweet something
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>>60231805
>That pump yesterday birthed a new generation of SOXL baggies
Actually funny.
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>>60231814
-7% for a 5 minutes pause or something
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>>60231782
It will be the usual. They will promise free money and debt forgiveness for everyone, then not follow through and inflate all the prices. People who don't know better will think everything is amazing because green line up
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>>60231805
are there really even any SOXL baggies left here? I feel like 99% already capitulated.
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Drill baby drill status?
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Mamma mia those yields do not look very good
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>>60231805
Keep the momentum going
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art of ze deal
trust ze plan
MIGA
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>>60231711
>>60231572
no you cant you dumb ass, the average mutt consumes to much and is paid too much to be able to make competitively priced products, also 90% of worker work none manufacturing job, chaining that would require a lot of company's to go bankrupt or massively down size
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>>60231821
Yes so variable yield retards get forced out of their homes and so people stop buying more house than they can afford.

High rates are good.
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>>60231769
I think smart money started dumping on market open. Trust in the US is gone now.
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>>60231740
Won't happen, it'll go green again
It's time to admit you underestimated Trump.
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>>60231831
I've been buying all day today. You gays are gonna be seething malding mad at 2pm; and tomorrow when we close the gap; AGAIN
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ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WAIT BUT I SOLD LOW AND BOUGHT HIGH

goodbye 5k

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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TSLZ at open would have been free money today. If we're going to dump, can't we just do it all at once so I don't feel dumb?
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>>60231814
7% and 13% for 15 minute breaks pre 3:25pm. 20% for complete stop.
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So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterday? Trump cucking out on the China tariffs?
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>>60231828
15min
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>>60231836
those are cost for garbage retail drill.
XOM, CVX, and OXY are drilling for like 20 buck per barrel
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Anyone else notice that the entire US market is acting like shit coins on a daily basis
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TRUMP TO SPEAK AT 5
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>its been like 10 years and there are still retard SOXL and SOXS posters
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>>60231851
goodluck fren, I was a soxl baggie once, but a capitulated and made up my losses in other ways
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>>60231857
He has to shrink the china tariffs or retail is dead in america
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>>60231843
Why would americans speak in a european accent?
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is this the first time in history that /smg/ was right?
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>>60231857
most likely, but that won't happen
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White House says China tariffs are 140% not 105% lmao
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I was making bolognese wtf is going on??
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>>60231869
5 what?
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>>60231772
>China has picked the Euro over the dollar
EU should be most gracious to it's ally and takes it advice on
>>60231782
Common Liberal values Anon common Liberal values and probably offering discounts on fun toys like fighter jets
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Holy fuck the NDQ is actually gonna hit -6%
We're going down with the ship boys
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Uhhh i'm sitting here on the sidelines and I have no idea what to do
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>>60231886
5 on it
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>>60231857
Just reduce china tariffs
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>>60231886
4
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>>60231869
HOLY SHIT NEVERMIND TRUMP TO SPEAK IN 10 MINUTES GET READY FOR THE SWING
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>>60231760
Update: Good luck americans
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Fuck, it dumped way more than I thought it would. Could have clawed back a lot of my losses.
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>>60231857
>So, what sort of news would make the stock market rebound like yesterday
Nothing, because Trump's insider's need some time to drip sell the stocks they bought before tanking and pulling another short squeeze green niggercandle out of their ass.
Wash trading waiting period is 30 days, if they give a fuck about the law, so you'll have to wait
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>SPY had decoupled from S&P500 by almost a full %

Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmao. Mumu I hope you sold!
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Maybe I'm not patriotic enough but inducing intentional extreme uncertainty and volatility in the market seems unwise
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>>60231852
Don't make the same mistake again and short sell brother. It'll go back up again. Patience.
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Thoughts on Dynex Capital?
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>circuit breakers time
Go fash, lose the cash
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>>60231848
>High rates are good.
Indeed, anon.
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>>60231885
people start to realize tariffz on chinks will make everything more expensive and the inflation will moon
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>>60231884
They upped the tariff to 125% after Chinese retaliation YESTERDAY. The 125% combined with the two rounds of 10% BEFORE liberation day = 145%. It's not a new tariff; they're justing clarifying things.
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Blood pressure check
> You seem a little stressed anon!
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>>60231857
>Trump cucking out on China tairffs
He will cut them in half to 65 percent and China will still be more profitable
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uhm, okay?
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>>60231897
SUPPOSEDLY SPEAKING ABOUT THE BUDGET
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>>60231857
there is no recovery without severe china dicksucking.
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>>60231856
on the upside, if you hold UPRO, you can't lose more than 60% a day
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>>60231779
I’m both enjoying your picture and seriously wondering about that. When do I jump in SOXL / move to Cuba to find a wife.
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STAY COOL
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>>60231861
I am interested realistically on how low oil can go, id like to buy the bottom
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>>60231879
TFW I correctly predicted on Monday that the tariffs were a smokescreen to conduct insider trading after he walked them back but didn't screenshot it for proof
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Holy shit I didn’t check while I was driving to work and now I’m back in the green???
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>>60231931
is it going on youtube? link?
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>>60231930
Anything that goes up goes back down
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>>60231861
>20 buck per barrel
Is that for existing wells or new ones
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>>60231929
True. I dropship knives from China and they cost less and a dollar to manufacture but sell for 10 to 15 dollars.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUMP
WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?@?@?@@?!?
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-1713
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>>60231812
Europe pumped before the US opened so they're technically up on the daily but it's still falling.
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>>60231930
>eurodollar rises 2,40%
owned the libs
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My 0dte puts are MOONING i was playing this game wrong the entire time
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>>60231906
Holy fuck you guys are actually going down 2008 style
I wish you all the best of luck anons
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TSLA -10%
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>>60231906
I was wondering about that but I'm not smart enough to know what it means.
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>>60231930
The slaves in the EU got told to stop selling
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>>60231899
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
WHAT WAS THE CALL
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I fucking hate this market so much. Fucking pump and dump by the god damn president.
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these last two days alone has birthed a new generation of soxl giga baggies
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>>60231906
>Holy shit it is a liquidity crisis lmao
US10Y status?
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>>60231968
It was +20% yesterday. Not impressed
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Chinese news posting funny charts (again)
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>>60231748
Yes
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>>60231912
I was doing limit trades, not options.

I know frustration won't help. But knowing I'm still up overall since 2020 isn't helping either.
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>S&P down 5%
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Where did all the gloating migapedes go?
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Wow look at that! Stock market is dropping again! This is what happens when you listen to trump's lies!
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>>60231884
Might as well make them 1000%
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Circuit breakers soon
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BREAKING: TRUMP'S SECRETARY OF ENERGY'S WIFE'S BEST FRIEND'S FORMER ROOMMATE'S SON'S DOG BELIEVES TRUMP MAY BE LOWERING CHINA TARIFFS TO 100% BY END OF DAY, DOW SURGES BY 8000 POINTS
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>about to hit -6%
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>>60231743
>Show me your war face
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>>60231983
We're only halfway through the day
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>>60231952
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Was it 7% for breakers?
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we are just getting started mumus
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We might actually hit a circuit breaker?
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almost 6%, only a bit more than 1% for circuit breaker
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IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBER
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>>60232011
Y
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>>60231951
See China has higher wages but has such God tier logstics now it's impossible to compete with that
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>>60231956
What Clintonomics could have brought us in 2016.
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>>60231976
>Elect criminal with a long history of narcissism and shady business practices
>Shock when he conducts shady business, but not using the entire US economy as leverage
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We are really gonna erase all the gains from yesterday...
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When was the last time we got breakers. Before this week i mean
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>>60231971
It means the ETF literally can’t even cover enough shares to keep the fund in-line 1:1 with the actual market.

It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.
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>>60231943
it can go negative
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world has spoken
rejection of america
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COVID vibe baby. we're gonna mint so many new multi-millionaires from this opportunity. Thanks Trump.
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PANICANS, STAY COOL, DON'T BLINK
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today could be our first circuit breakers. optics couldn't be worse for the orange retard, he folds like a lawnchair but only gets one day of pump out of it. and the victory laps they were taking, bragging about trump's buddies making hundreds of millions... Lol.
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>>60232018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3u_JGmq5Fs
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CIRCUIT BREAKERS IMMINENT LET'S FREE FALL BABY
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If we hit -2000 we will probably lose all of it
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If you don't want to see a breaker you are a fagooooooooo!
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>>60231947
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
>https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
>https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
GET THE FUCK IN
>GET THE FUCK IN
GET THE FUCK IN
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NO TRUTHSOCIAL POST FOR YOU TODAY FAGGOT
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> blown off top

Anyone notice how euphoric mumus are over the slightest upward movement while bobos barely give a shit about dumps? Are mumus just grasping at straws while bobos are calm and calculated because they're confident about their positions?
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Dubs for circuit breaker
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>>60232027
Good idiots bought a stupid dip forgetting everything also China is going to destroy mtgs if they are allowed
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>>60232034
I don't think that is possible with out massive shutdowns like during covid
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>>60231812
Nope, we’re up today.
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>>60232063
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>>60231951
Good luck selling vector knives fren. Ill give u 3 bucks for a set.
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AND I'M FREE
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Stop it America. Get some help.
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>>60232014
How’d you get a picture of me?
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Trump will announce new tariffs and we will pump
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>>60232029
They were cracked once in 2020 due to panic over the combination of COVID and crashing oil price
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Dubs and we trigger circuit breaker today, rollin
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Repeat after me: Another -20% on SPY and an emergency rate cut meeting in the next 2 week.
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SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ITS YOUR LAST CHANCE BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP
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Well time to see if he pumps
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>>60232040
Kek
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>>60232085
Honestly thinking about buying in, he's never said anything that's caused a big red candle, bad news burns slow and good news goes fast
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>Let's check in with our reporter James in crypto
>how's the weather there James?
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FUCK OFF SLURPERS DAMN LET US HAVE THIS!
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Rolling for circuits
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>>60232093
GIVE ME TGE FUCKIN DUBS AND WE GO TO -8%
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BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
BLACK THURSDAY
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>>60232094
>emergency rate cut
Nope! Try again next year ;)
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Doesn't affects me cause I'm a neet who never had money.
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>>60232116
At least you are honest anon
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>>60232115
if they wait till next year SPY might be negative.
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>>60232116
Why are you here then this is only for biz nessmen
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>Its not even Friday yet
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>>60232104
Motherfuckers I thought it'd be down as well what is this nonsense
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>>60232094
I wish. Instead you get more insider trading pump and dumps. Welcome to the banana republic of Trump.
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remember we're still trading at elevated multiples and companies have not started reducing expectations on earnings growth yet
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Plunge protection team is here
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Fuck, I would have shorted yesterday if I didn't lose so much fucking money.
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>>60232129
Powell is not gonna bail Trump out.
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who the fuck is even buying on the dead cat bounce?
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You did short shit yesterday, right? It was always going to crash after that stupidly big rally of people panic buying before digesting the news properly.
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IS THIS BULLISH
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>>60232104
News chicks are so fucking hot.
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>>60232094
>rate cute
Sorey but the interest rates r going up. If jew wants to borrow my cash to make free money, interest on money markets is finna have to be at least... hmmm 15% minimum
>Ahh geez im just not finna let you borrow my cash unless i get a bigger cut.
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>>60232133

FRIDAY FRIDAY
GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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Do not buy the dip and let us have the circuit breaker you assholes
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>>60232074
Yeah its not, but oil is a strange commodity in that it can go onto a new axis into the negative
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>>60232061
>trump announces massive free trade deal with 80 countries
>market pumps +20%
>everyone in Trump's private circle slurp everything
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>>60232154
THATS HIM, THATS MY BULL BY THE COLUMN
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timing the market bros we got too cocky
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Remember the Great Reset? That's a good thing now
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>>60232138
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP ESPECIALLY IF ANGRY EURO

ITS TIME TO GET MASTERBEEF STOCK

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MASTERBEEF!!!!
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So how long until the narrative spins back to "t-the market dump is totally engineered to make the bonds rate dump as well"
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I hope MTG didn't sell yesterday either
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~1% away from circuit breakers, wow time to slurp the dip
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I think we all want this circuit breaker too bad, I think it's gonna pump. I'm getting deja vu
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>>60232162
it's just future contract that went negative. oil that was sold by OPEC+ to its customers never went negative back then, it was like $35/barrel on the market IIRC.
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Circuit breaker status: loading, 86%.
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>5D zoom out already -1.3% even after yesterday
Grim
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>>60232031
>It’s a massive fund that houses like half a trillion in wealth. If they have liquidity issues it’s a HUGE bearish signal.
Bonds will get raped again
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Apologize
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>>60232040
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>>60232105
No
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>>60232153
In a real market, definitely. In this tweet driven hell storm, who the fuck knows.
Trump could of accidentally sent a dick pic pumping this thing another 12% as magatards took out second loans to by mushrooms.
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PANICANS ARE IN CONTROL
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CMON WE DESERVE ONE TRADING STOP AT LEAST
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STOP IT YOU FUCKING SLURPERS
LET IT DIE
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6, nice
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Woke up expecting a flat/red day after the gigapump, but it looks like it's already all gone..
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>>60232153
I didn't short but I escaped the +50% SOXL pump for good profit
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AHAHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH
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>>60232093
roll
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Afraid to hold US securities desu. If the USD gets a lot weaker I'm already down 10% just by the USD/EUR exchange rate if this shit gets any worse.
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>>60231807
we're moving at speeds not seen since three days ago
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Just watch the market pump +20% because Trump said something along the lines of "reconsidering" the tariff baseline or thinking about a very low tariff deal between each country.
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I was switching away from cash today but glad I could cancel it. This is wild.
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will grumpy tweet another pumpy?
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NO MORE DEAD CATS
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How long until I can passport bro TO the USA?
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we are getting here today
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>>60232181
Guts would never
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DEAR GOD HE IS TRYING TO FIRE POWELL

SELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLLLLL
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So S&P halt at -7%

When is Nazdak halting? -8%?
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WHY???
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>>60232153
>You did short shit yesterday, right?
No, nigga. Trump may take a shit at any moment and his cult would pump it and short squeeze me.
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I AM INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENTLY
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>>60231743
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migabros i'm scared
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Just let him cook. By the end of the year, we'll be swimming like butter in cheese in Dubai. Trust the plan.
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>>60232210
Same, that's the saddest part. I forgot to convert to euro and now I'm FREE FALLING
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>>60232222
Digits confirm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
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NO SLURPING
NO PLUNGING
LET IT CIRCUIT BREAK
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>bonds market
>oil prices
>stock market

Oh god please no
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>>60232171
lol its even called Masterbeef GROUP haha I am so juvenile this market has melted my brain.
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>>60232237
You'll be pouring concrete like an Indian slave in Dubai
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DXY getting deleted too
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>>60232215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J635mqk769k
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>>60232225
>WHY
145% tariff on China and Apple have their phones mass-produced by the bugmen.
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on what ticker to circuit breakers work????
SPX?
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>>60232225
>why would the market keep dumping after tariffing the world and treating the stock market like a casino?
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>>60232210
Imagine holding anything in Murrica after orange man 2.0 got elected.
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Circuit break, you fat fuck
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>nasdaq 0.95% from breaker
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https://youtu.be/6i4x8PC25nY

Thread theme
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Bidens economy is tanking
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>NEW PIC OF HIM DROPPED TODAY
BEAR SIGNAL
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>UNH up 1.52%
Luigi btfo
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*ding ding ding ding*
*knock knock knock*

*BANG BAND BANG BAND BANG*
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You need to wait and buy the real dips. We're gonna be multimillionaires.
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glad i put tight SL after probing market with LONG
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>>60232232
god damn mike wazowski
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When does trump talk
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BoboCHADS eating good tonight. MIGA!
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>>60232244
Why is a circuit breaker so exciting to you? All it does is halt trade for 15 minutes
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>>60232250
>>60232225
>>60232250
>WHY
He is trying to fire jerome powell and fuck over the federal reserve, leading to a collapse in the dollar and bonds.........
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>Tesla -11%
lol
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less than 1% now boys... remember to say thank you
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>>60231743
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>>60232283
Like nowish
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
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>'daq 0.71% from breaker
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>>60232164
He really is just reverse robinhooding the entire country
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turns out maga has no cards
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>>60232268
0.65%
>0.65%
0.65%
>0.65%
0.65%
>0.65%
0.65%
>0.65%
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>email
>got a 7% raise at work for no reason
I'm gonna take this as a sign to just go focus on my work and stop trading and lurking here all day for a while.
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>>60232210
I sold off all my US positions after that bullshit yesterday. My international stocks are getting hit too, but not nearly as hard.
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>European services and research
>Russian resources
>Chinese industry
I have a dream
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>>60232224
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/market-wide-circuit-breakers%3A-what-you-need-to-know-2020-03-09

Looks like Nasdaq doesn’t have any, but will freeze the shared stocks of the SP when the SP freezes.
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>TRUMP LIVE IN 10
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
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its fucking over
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>>60232261
Yeah
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literal nullifying yesterday's gainz
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Guys... What are the levels for the breakers again?
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i am still waiting for the perfect time to lump 40k into nike
i am absolutely certain vietnam will do me a solid and i will almost double that 40k
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POWELL YOU FUCK
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UH OH STINKY
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>>60232164
magats are the biggest suckers on this planet fucking christ
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>>60232309
Dude right now, this is the good part
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Circuit is on SPX, NASDAQ can fall to 0 so long as the S&P is still under the limit
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>>60232274
we will all be needing healthcare soon enough
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DRILL TEAM 6 IS HERE
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>>60232320
should i sell my puts before circuit breaker?
on the other hand all the indices look fucked
oil, dollar, vix, bonds...
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>>60231711
Just bought like 5 different dips and they are still dipping. All big companies that won't bankrupt any time soon but still, what a shitshow. I'm probably going to stay back of the business until they rebound. A pity, I liked staying here. See you all in maybe three months.
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>>60232164
this feels like the most blatant insider trading from an administration I've ever seen
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>>60232287
Makes news how bad shit is
It's much more significant to see as headline bait >NYSE HALTS TRADING AMID LOSSES
Vs
>DOW TUMBLES 1000 AGAIN
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>>60232324
7, 13, 20, it's all SPX
15 minute, 15 minute, and then done for the day
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I have to admit I retired from stocks yesterday and didn't buy puts and now feel even worse rofl, I didn't think it would do 7% just maybe 3 or 4.
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IT KEEPS GOING DOWN
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Trump is panicking. He thought yesterday would be enough to bring the market back from the brink, but it wasn't.

Over the next couple days he's going to do everything in his power to walk this back while trying to save face. Screencap this.

The most important thing in this market isn't fundamentals, it's Trump's mental state.
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Back from my nap
How much did S&P 500 go down?
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MAYDAY
MAYDAY
MAYDAY

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP
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-1901
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Betcha dropping china tariffs and we pump
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>SPY -6.5%
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>>60232357
5.75 and dropping fast.
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G_d created the Earth, but everything else is made in China. Retarded Mumus seem to have forgotten that little bit.
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>>60232355
The only thing that can save this long term is his resignation
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>>60231743
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holy
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>>60232358
WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP
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GUYS DO I SELL MY PUTS BEFORE CIRCUIT BREAKERS OR WHAT?
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WHY DOES IS KEEP DROPPING
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It's so over for the Nasdaq.
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>>60232360
100% what will happen
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Panicans are winning so much
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>>60232287
Seeing the economy burn down to spite orange man unironically.
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>>60232351
Same, I'm pretty bearish, but I didn't think it would dump in just 1 day. These swing cycles are getting shorter and shorter.
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SLURPERS BROS, WHAT'S THE PLAN
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>>60232361
>>60232367
-6.7
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TOTAL
MARKET
DEATH
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>>60232287
So what a Halleys Comet is just a comet but its always special to see it.
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-2001
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Trump has no more apparent ammunition left to stop the bleeding except the fed cutting rate. that's why he's trying to fire JPowell.
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I sold wtf
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>>60232382
He might not make it before breaker lol
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>>60232342
This isn't a falling knife; it's a fucking meteor. What the hell are you doing?
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>>60232164
america is a third world shithole
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Oh god it's gonna hit isn't it
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took profit yesterday, shorted at close,

going to close shorts soon today's red is fullfilled soon
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holy fucking shit
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I just put 10k in SOXL
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WE HAVE HIT -5% DOW
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MINSKY MOMENT
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CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
LETS GO BOYS
ITS HAPPENING
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA circuit rn
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don't be a hero
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>>60232399
There's a certain beauty to it...
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TRUMP SAY SOMETHING BEFORE IT HITS AAAAAAA
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I don't even care about making money at this point, I just want to see you bulls suffer for yesterday's fake pump
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I SAW NASDAQ HIT -7%
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Pull up
Pull up
Retard
Retard
Retard
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Shouldnt have panic sold my bear etfs yesterday after the pump where i lost 14% of my port coulda recovered a bit today. Oh well live and learn
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Trump will say whatever he can and bonds will still fail because nobody has faith in the US anymore
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CIRCUIT BREAKER!!!
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>>60231743
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THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OVER
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>-7.01%
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CIRCUIT BREAKER
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NOOO TRUMP YOU CAN'T JUST TEASE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TWO TIMES IN ONE WEEK
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This is the end
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You're losing money? My t-bills are doing just fine.
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NASDAQ DROPS 6.34%, CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED AT 7%
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HIT THE FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER GRONK
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LETS FUCKING GO I BREAK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lkhbD9vkfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtKtwT8PAY
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>>60232377
>selling before the most bearish signal of all
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>>60232386
Trust the plan. Read "Art of The Deal".
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Fucking /pol/ mods and their chuddha yesterday KEK
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He's edging us
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NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
>NASDAQ - 7% IT'S OVER
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STOP SLURPING
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>>60232355
do you genuinely believe donald trump is anything more than a brand to package the big change the world has desperately financially needed for years cooked up by a group of extremely powerful people
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Should have brought The Dot instead.
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I don't think the market's gonna be fine bros.
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FUCK YOU SLURPERS.
It was -0.03% away from a circuit breaker
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NO

CRYING

IN

THE

CASINO
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GAS GAS GAS
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NASDAQ doesn't trigger the circuit breaker guys.
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WE GOT FUCKING RUGPULLED
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BUY THE DIPPP
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>>60232456
>>60232456
>>60232456

new bread
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next
>>60232467
>>60232467
>>60232467
>>60232467
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It won't break before he talks, people too greedy for another meme pump
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BOBROS WE ARE SO BACK
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WHO THE FUCK IS SLURPING RIGHT NOW YOU FAGGOTS
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HIT IT
HIT IT
HIT IT
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>>60232468
that's still months away
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Fuck you, dont circuit break. Let it keep dropping. I didnt see no circuit breaker yesterday when it skyrocketed 10%
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MAYDAY MAYDAY
PULL UP PULL UP
TERRAIN
RETARD RETARD! AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>60232399
Fucking up shit, anon. Fucking everything up. That's what I'm doing. No worries, maybe in a few months or a year I'll be back (I'm against putting money that I actually need or even too much of what I have to spare inside this mess). Who knows, maybe he will pussy out and say something like insane tariffs were an exaggeration. He kinda did that yesterday indirectly. I either manage to pull through in a week or I get fucked over for a while. Pray for me bros.
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WE GAAN
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we're close to today's bottom. get ready to close shorts and start buying again
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STOP THE COUNT
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-7.07%

THERE'S NO BREAKER
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>>60232169
>great reset came 5 years early
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>>60232386
We simply slurp some more
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God I love holding a portion of my portfolio in BND. Going to liquidate a chunk and buy some SCHG cheapies
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>>60231889
You wait. You wait until his advisors leave or get kicked out and are replaced by people who can make him nod yes. By that time things will have gotten so bad nobody in their right mind would consider buying any stock at all. That's when you set your emotions aside and buy. We're nowhere near that stage yet.

Meanwhile read and listen as much as you can.
Read Benjamin Graham, The Intelligent Investor.
Read Tren Griffin's "Charlie Munger, The Complete Investor".
Read anything you can find by Michael Mauboussin, learn about the "moat" concept
Charlie Munger on Human missjudgement: https://fs.blog/great-talks/psychology-human-misjudgment/
See the first post of the thread. Investopedia and Yahoo are invaluable.
Follow reputable business analysts for a few months. Keep track of when they get it right and when they get it wrong.
Don't gamble. Study 10-k's. Pharma is always a gamble (they depend on cutting edge research), basic healthcare, waste management, nutrition isn't. Those markets are cornered in the West (they don't move much) but they're booming in semi-developed nations, particularly Eastern Europe.

Good luck.
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>>60232316
A dream (and a brain apparently) but no more money.



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