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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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MAKE AMERICA PUMP AGAIN
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How are you enjoying this Joyous appearance of the Supreme Leader?
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>>60234314
he has spasmodic dysphonia and part of his brain is missing because a brain worm ate part of it and died
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Is this guy dying like the stock market is dying?
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>>60234311
Need the suicide prevention site links back
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ok guys, serius question. if SPY is basically an index for SPX, why te change % is different? answer pls
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>RFK declaring war on autists
Oh no
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>>60234311
>Autism eradicated
Ja nei amigos
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>>60234344
big if true
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i'm about to go eat lunch, this better not pump again
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Half of these people in this cabinet are billionaires but they still suck up like this to Trump lmao
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are you making a lot of money from this big beautiful volatility?
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>AUTISM
AUTISM
>AUTISM
AUTISM
>AUTISM
AUTISM
>AUTISM
AUTISM
>AUTISM
AUTISM
>AUTISM
AUTISM
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Its still fucking incredible how the market pumped when that ghoul was speaking.
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Already the worst /smg/ (so far))
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Rubio looks so fucking done with everything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-butN9lrdWsl

CRAB BROS WW@
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>>60234344
Didn't help he ate bear roadkill then deposited the rest in a park
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>or maybe it's a shot
and there it is.
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>AI testing drugs
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Apparently Kennedy and United Healthcare are connected
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Can't wait to see what comes out in September, lmfao.
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>>60234351
>if SPY is basically an index for SPX, why te change % is different?
The SPY does not have the liquidity to cover trades to follow the S&P500 accurately.
This is a problem.
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>>60233780
sauce?
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>>60234365
he sold his soul for this position
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>>60234351
I think it's a little more volatile than SPX proper. When SPX was up 9% yesterday SPY was up 10.5%
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>>60234377
Is banning vaccines a buy or sell signal?
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TOTAL MARKET PUMP
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>>60234354
>proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots elon in the head
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he's washed

it's over
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>>60234360
wrote more NEM calls
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>>60234384
why September anon?
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Lmao get fucked niggers
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crab ass market
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>>60234391
buy stock in funeral homes.
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>>60234357
its true, hes the one who said it
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>rfkjr thinks he can eliminate autism by removing all vaccines
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>>60234363
>Elon talking about government finances
I sleep
>RFK gargling glass and talking about autism
I purchase four thousand shit and piss
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Buying
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>Trump's face starts to droop and he has a hemorrhagic stroke live on camera
Bullish?
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STOP CRABBING
DUMP NOW
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>>60234363
People are just buying in case Trump wants another rally to earn another million for him and his friends by saying something important.
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>>60234390
>>60234385
thx anons
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>>60234403
RFK said they were gonna find what causes autism and have results by September.
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Why does the guy sitting on Trumps left hand side literally look like a Disney villan?
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FUCKING END THE CONFERENCE ALREADY LET ME SEE THE DUMP
>BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL
CLOWN WORLD
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What does it mean to crab?
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>>60234358
After what happened yesterday?
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>>60234425
Unironically yes, that would be very bullish.
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>>60234351
when volume get to insane levels it's not going to trade as fast which can cause price distortion, it will even out once volume goes down though
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riots and lynching when?
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>beautiful clean coal
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>>60234426
people still hopeful for a grumpy pumpy before the end of the meeting
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>C L E A N
>C O A L
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>>60234351
SPY is an etf, a fund that holds all the stocks in the S&P but it's a traded security, the price fluctuates in the market. it should be the same as SPX, the S&P index, but that's
calculated index from the the stocks, it's precise, SPY is not. arbitrage should ensure it's very close though.
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>>60234432
imagine the smell
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>>60234419
>these are the "people" you are trading against
Redditors and discord faggots should not be allowed access to the stock market.
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>>60234425
Beyond belief. Too bad it won't happen, those fucking autocrats are hard to kill.
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>>60234419
What kind of trading forum doesn't love this volatility?
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I FORGOT ABOUT GULF OF AMERICA
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AMERICA IS LITERALLY BUILT FOR BIG BEAUTIFUL COAL
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>>60234429
Finally will know what went wrong with me.
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>>60234419
Nu /smg/ making the same jokes. Wonder where all these people came from...
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Im shorting hair removal companies
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>>60234454
The gulf of c.u.m.
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>>60234440
once walmart stops selling cheap shit
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>>60234427
Why not blame God since he created everything and everything has a purpose?
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>>60234443
It's, BEAUTIFUL CLEAN COAL
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>>60234434
>retarded newfag
BEARISH
DUMP DUMP
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fucking coal in 2025
lol
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>little rubio
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RUBIO SPEAKING
LAST ONE
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GIGGA WATTS!
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>its going up
MY SHORTS, NOOOOOOO
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>>60234440
see how riots worked out in russia
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>>60234464
Concerntrolling retard san this shit has literally never happened before
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>>60234419
Trannies won, it's undisputable at this point. They baited the half the country to this mess
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>Gold up 3% today
I should have listened to my mother
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>>60234464
They mistakenly believe they are in good company.
How can we purge them from /biz/?
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>>60234429
Oh no, they will shut 4chan down...
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>>60234442
NOT going to happen
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>>60234471
Meant for
>>60234429
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>>60234477
Meanwhile, China is working on fusion
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LAST ONE
LET THE DUMP RECOMMENCE
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>>60234484
>he held shorts while the orange man himself is live on television speaking
you had 3 hours to sell
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>>60234477
>China going balls deep in automation, mass solar and nuclear technology
>Americans jerk off the Supreme Leader and their homoerotic fantasies of burly muscular blue collar men getting cancer in the coal mine
Hilarious and deserved.
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>>60234450
friendly reminder in case you missed it in one of the last threads
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SOMEONE END THE FUCKING STREAM
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>>60234429
hope they dont forget about this and we have some comedy in september
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>>60234483
god DAMN i would be her bull market if you know what i mean
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rubio looks dead inside
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>countries are doing it
>they are paying the price
it's amazing that this random nothingness is pumping the market
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94 gigawatts of coal
215 gigawatts of
>nuclear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TbF5m5KpU
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miss me yet chuds?
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>>60234419
Only the new retard breed of dip buyers hate this volatility cause they're bought at high and getting buttfucked.
Oldfags will appreciate this once in a life time opportunity to scoop everything for cheap.
Millionaires in the making.
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>>60234483
black women sex
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>>60234464
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I REALLY like this ad guys. Good time to buy?
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>Finest higher education institute, the university of florida
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NO DONT LET HIM SPEAK I WANT IT TO DUMP
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>>60234450
>The Great Depression
>Beginning of World War II
>2008 financial crisis
>Covid pandemic crash
Zero red flags spotted. Everything will be fine.
Trust the plan.
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If you didn't buy and then sell yesterday you're a retard.
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>>60234517
How is that relevant to anything?
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>>60234539
>*brap*
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Up 10, down 5 is not a bad ratio
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>>60234539
>sfw board
its bs, get adblock
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>>60234486
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COUNTRIES WILL BRING THEIR BEST OFFERS OVER THE NEXT 90 DAYS
WE'LL "SEE" WHAT HAPPENS WITH CHINA
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bull trap right now
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Fucking absurd how a press conference which has addressed absolutely nothing is pumping this shit
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>Not changing anything
>Not next steps on china
>No deal proposed
Breakers when it ends?
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>>60234465
lul imagine being able to list barbers on a market

>>60234434
the 'strayins call it kangarooing
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Bessent gives off such uncanny valley vibes.
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>>60234559
yeah you are right
probably nothing
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>>60234434
>being this new
SELL
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IT WAS SUPPOSE TO KEEP GOING GREEN....BROS.......IT NEEDS TO BACK GREEN.....PLEASE WE NEED ANOTHER TWEET
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>>60234566
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look at the fat orange retard begging for xi to come to the table lmao
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>>60234567
>bring their best offers
Sell signal unironcally
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apologise
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>>60234559
he's saying gold miners will be up while the market is down for the foreseeable future
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>>60234525
Dont forget that Trump consoders normal road sizes and safety guidelines unfair trade practices. Even if countries are asking to negotiate, they probably dont actually understand what he wants from them or what it will take to have the tariffs removed.
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When do we reach lobster market?
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>China Tariffs get cancelled
>Market goes up 50% overnight

LmAo
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>>60234587
cancer
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>>60234578
How long until it ends?
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>>60234311
So everyone in just wait and see mode?
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>>60234588
Xi is his very good friend, great guy, love him, he's going to come back with a very good deal
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>fuck Hollywood
Based
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>>60234580
he's a genius gambler unironically
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>>60234586
BIG AND BEAUTIFUL TWEET
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>>60234592
I've apologised to this guy many times since 2020.
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>>60234567
Reminder that the tariffs have a 10% baseline.
Reminder that the negotiation is to drop the tariffs above 10%.
Reminder that 10% already makes the US a Brazilian/Chinese style economy where only industries with deals with the government can trade profitably.
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>>60234574
>elon does a whippet and screams "heil hitler' off camera
COME ON
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>>60234602
virgo actually nigger
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>>60234586
TICK indicator is the greenest it's been all day
likely gonna pump from here
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>>60234566
>soibooru filenames in /smg/
extremely bearish
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>>60234607
still writing more calls
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>>60234610
While I agree, fuck hollywood, I don't think Trump appreciates just how much money american films make in china.
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>>60234483
maybe coal isn't so bad...
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>>60234517
>GOLD
>BARRICK GOLD MINER CORP
Miners don't go up at all cuz of corruption
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if he's announcing anything, it'll gonna be on Truth Social, not in this dicksucking contest.
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is UFC in SP500? bullish now
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so is end of day another buy day or do we wait two more weeks
~ -7% today
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Please dump harder oil I want to buy in and fuck off for a year
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>>60234620
No you are the cancer killing /biz/
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>Great respect for Xi
>He's like a friend to me
BUY BUY BUY
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you know the moves during this meeting do not matter, nothing has been announced at all
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>>60234380
That’s pretty funny. I still want to go all in on SOXL.
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>da hoooostages
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>>60234628
but they are up today?
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>Literally sharted the China question
>Market still crabs
What are they waiting for?
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>>60234311
>that "neoliberal" in the other thread who spammed about his love of communism and hatred of drumpf
Why are they here? Very bearish for spy.
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What a fucking cuck, he's softer on China than on the EU.
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>>60234636
>BUY BUY BUY
you don't realize that Trump does fuck his friends and daughter in the ass frequently as well?
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>>60234643
They won't dump until the direct ends
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We need an executive order making circumcision illegal and punishable by law
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>>60234643
Holding onto dead life hoping that he mentions it again
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He is kneeling to xi
this is a good time to pump
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>>60234645
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>>60234642
ZOOM
OUT
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>>60234494
loli usually works
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>>60234643
Literally anything positive.
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>TRUMP ON STOCK MARKET DROP: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT

HAHAHAHA
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>>60234645
Of course he is. He needs to back down from the brink or else these tariffs actually start destroying the economy and republicans lose the midterms. He has two months to make a deal with China before container ships carrying tarriffed goods arrive at ports.
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VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH THIS MYSTERIOUS UNNAMED COUNTRY, HE COULD DO THIS ALL IN A DAY
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>>60234643
Its crabbing now
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>he doesn't have a single deal lined up
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>>60234659
i literally zoomed out until i arrived
here >>60234517
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>I could make a deal in one day
Thanks Trump, this is very good for the market and economy. You can change the entire make up of the US economy in one day if you feel like it, no wait period, no warning. Very presidential.
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>>60234672
he lies so effortlessly
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What's the rundown?
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>>60234539
bullish for natural gas
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>>60234661
Hopium market.
I cant even call them bulls its like a new wave of delusion after covid no one believes number go down
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>>60234532
In a real crash yea, but this is a fake manufactured crises that can easily be tweeted away once the insiders get a heads up.
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He's bluffing about the tarrifs isn't he?
No way he's THAT stupid
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>How long until a country reaches a deal with tariffs?
>WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A BAD DEAL? WE NEED A GOOD DEAL! WE CAN'T HAVE A BAD DEAL! WHAT IF I MADE ALL THE DEALS TODAY? WHAT IF I DID IT NOW?
This dude's lost the plot.
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FUCKING END IT YOU FAGGOT
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He has concepts of a deal with another country
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>>60234419
I don't get it
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>>60234687
Trump won
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alright, place your bets. shoot up or shits down?
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>>60234692
Stop SAYING THAT. It only encourages him!
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>0 deals
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>>60234644
>Why are they here? Very bearish for spy.
because this general got flooded with unironic shills from /pol/.
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GOTTA BE GOOD FOR BOTH PARTIES
HE'S LOOKING FOR AN EASY OUT
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>>60234697
that's all it takes really
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I cant fucking wait for Ron Vara to be elected at the head of the FED!
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>>60234705
I'm betting crash then next week he'll try to remove powell
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so we really are talking depression tier politics, huh?
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>line going up
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>>60234464
Did some 2021 poltarded refugee just call this nu/smg/. LOL!
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>>60234687
blah blah
>ai
>antisemitism
>egg prices
>some dick heads birthday
>jfk files
>ranchers farmers
>rfk kvetching about sodapop
>trump hasn't looked at the market (topkek)
its all bullshit
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>>60234705
up for 20 or so minutes then dumps again
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The yields are gonna fly and hes gonna eventually collapse on his tariff shit
He already looks dejected
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No deals?
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>gonna go back to the original numbers after 90 days
>not considering exemptions for any companies
>massive pump
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>>60234705
I don't have a fucking clue
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>>60234678
>trying to catch the falling knife rn
https://youtube.com/shorts/-CjDbglIaro?si=u1k1mymcO7gJSfFa
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NO EXCEPTIONS (unless I wake up and decide otherwise tomorrow)!
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The jig is up, he's a complete fucking fraud
Just a recession will be the best outcome possible
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>>60234717
So turbo crash
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>>60234697
>He has concepts of a deal with another country
The US president now acts like shitcoin developer.
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he sounds so lethargic, he might be in even worse physical condition than Biden in 4 years
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BESSENT, ASKED ABOUT MARKET CONDITIONS: I DON'T SEE ANYTHING UNUSUAL TODAY
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>>60234517
Counter-argument, precious metals went down in sympathy with the rest of the markets during the beginning of the financial crisis, took like a year I think for them to rise high
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>>60234721
dont forget private powerplants, coal mines and vaccine autism
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He's not folding even after all that shit we went through. Sell the fuck out of your bags, it's over.
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>>60234697
Just wait, the other country is Canada and the deal is going back to NAFTA
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>>60234705
down, its not like he said anything that matters
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WE'RE PUMPING GET FUCKED PANICANS
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Ask him about the prices of eggs
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>>60234738
so when will this new great depression start then?
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>The numbers
We're saved everyone, the numbers are here.
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>he's rambling about a dude sweeping concrete
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>>60234705
Backwards
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>>60234746
NOOOO I WANTED TO SLURP MORE
FUCK
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>literally zero deal concluded
>meanwhile China has been BRICing the entire world for the past 3 decades
This shit is so unserious
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Actual dementia. Good good...
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>GOAL OF TARIFFS IS TO PAYBACK DEBT
>HE'S NOT PLANNING ON PULLING BACK THE 10% BASELINE AS I'VE BEEN SAYING
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>>60234749
lost reference
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>>60234746
Anons first dead cat bounce
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>good for both parties
Ah yes he is making shitty empty concession to save face.
Is given but question is when because only then the bull returns
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>>60234735
Hes gonna get 25thd in a few years if he doesnt die by then
This is 3 months in. He looks like a corpse
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>>60234720
Been here since /rhg/
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>>60234592
fuck you soulless bastard. I've seen into your eyes.
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this is the TICK indicator for today's session
it's unironically over for bobos
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>>60234740
He can't just walk completely away from these, if there's one thing Trump loves above anything it's himself and his image. He needs to be able to save face while walking away.
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>>60234740
He said he wasn't folding yesterday. He's chickenshit.
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>>60234419
No portfolio tourists should slit their wrists and go back
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Why is it mooning
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Tijuana = cleansed
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>it will be used for doing a great job
he's too old
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>10% is the baseline can anyone negotiate below that
>non answer
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>>60234735
japan cucked him hard that's why he's dejected.
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>>60234735
He's obese, that shit is very relevant close to your 90s
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THIS PUMP
REDUCE THE GAP BEFORE TOMORROW BULLRUN
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>>60234539
what's her name again? I had that ad before
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>>60234761
He's been pretty consistent saying there'd always be some baseline, so not surprising.
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>>60234746
what do you think happens after this?
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>>60234764
>first
that cat's been falling down the stairs for 3 days.
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>china has a surplus of 1trillion dollars
ok then
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>>60234618
You are arguing about this empirically to a voter base that doesn’t even know what empirical means.
As long as 27% of the country has money things will pump!
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please god let me riiiiiiiiiiiich
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anyway
enough internet for today
back to writing more calls
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>>60234749
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Hahahahahaha is that what happened
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>10% is negotiable
bullish
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>>60234772
>>60234773
He could joke his way out of this question but decided to double down.
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DUMP YOU FUCKING FUCK
I WASN'T DONE BUYING SHIT
GIVE ME THAT MASSIVE RED CANDLE
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what is wrong with his nose?
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>They were formed for the purpose of taking advantage of the United States
I thought the purpose was to prevent WW3
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>muh Biden
RENT FUCKIGN FREE
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BOBO ARE YOU OK?
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>Make America so shit no one from Mexico wants to come
Based Trump fixing the illegal problem.
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>You've seen it, Elon.
>ye
kek
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did the cat die yet
am working so this is my radio signal for news
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>>60234746
pump and ____
fill in the blanks mumu
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YOU SAW IT ELON
THE DEAL WITH JAPAN WAS ONE SIDED, ABE WAS A GOOD FRIEND NO LONGER WITH US
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>>60234811
coke
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>>60234815
no
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Who would sign a deal like USMCA?
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hmmm, if it pumps to slightly red then certainly puts are on the table no?
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He's actually obsessed with Abe
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>we have our military bases and carriers in Japan and they don't have to defend US!
Trump literally doesn't understand that the US dominates Japan?!
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Something died inside this nigga when Abe got shot
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What the fuck is he on about with this Japan thing?
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>>60234834
He doesn't know the new guy's name
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>shitting on Japan again
the bonds, sell them again Japman
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>abi
>japan doesnt defend us
japan doesn't have a military you nigger
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>>60234527
I've got your load projection right here
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My ex had laser hair removal on her pubic hair. It felt great.
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>>60234603
two hours
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>>60234832
Im waiting to either short a big pump or long a big dip, wont do anything if its inbetween
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>*TRUMP: THERE WILL BE LEGAL PROCESS FOR MIGRANTS HELPING FARMS
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>>60234644
> love of communism
Do you think you are a virgin because you shadow box or do you shadowbox because women want nothing to do with you?
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>>60234837
no, he understand that. he just want Japan to also pay money for having US troop dominate Japan.
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>japan
this man will never forgive abe's death
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>"When I go to a country they give me everything I ask for"
And what do you ask for? A big mac?
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>negotiating with EU as a bloc confirmed

So Meloni sucked Elon's dick for nothing?
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he big mad with japan for dumping US bonds and making him look like a cuck lmaooo
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>>60234840
Brain?
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>>60234847
Bearish
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RIP Abe
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>>60234847
My god she's unbelievable
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>>60234531
I'm sorry Joe.
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>>60234705
Crab
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crash it, samuraiman
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>>60234856
Meloni will represent the bloc
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>>60234851
We already have that, you just buy the workers as long as you promise to feed them and house them
Hes literally just doing a retarded trump gold card shit on our fucking agriculture worker process
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Really Donald, those steel mills are going to magically spin up soon?
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>>60234815
just wait... when this over we coming for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoPOq3yhtQ
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>>60234855
No he asks for 20 cans of coke
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>>60234866
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dementia don will keep the market down, trust the plan bobros.
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Euro here. Is your Emperor speaking live everyday or what, how does that even work? I swear everyday at the same hour it's the same shit.
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>>60234866
>>60234886
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*taps the sign*
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>>60234883
Well yeah because we can make the steel to build them after we get the steel factories built.
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Holy shit deportations must be getting real. Puts on lime futures
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>>60234890
Trump updates everyday. He love rambling. He loves this shit.
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>>60234890
He works a very fast presidency because it causes chaos
Which is weird because his first term when he was younger he was golfing 6 days a week
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SIX MILLION
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>>60234890
He's obsessed with media attention. It's a strategy that got him elected. Pretty unique to this administration.
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>>60234890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk
I can't take much more of this.
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>>60234768
Huh, me too. 2017. This place helped me become a millionaire and now I stop in when I smell opportunity.
Hope you didn’t get lost in the culture war bullshit and it’s done the same for you.
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>>60234892
>time traveler comes to stop WWIII
>fails
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>>60234890
He's addicted to the camera. He had his own reality show.
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>>60234875
can he do it?
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>>60234890
https://youtu.be/yPZL5PiPShI?si=771TZPaDxSn0Ikdr
Its fundamentally unserious
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>>60234890
trying to not hit the breaker
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>>60234890
hes pumping the market to mitigate his tariff effect
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>we lost 19 thousand factories since NAFTA
Reminder that Trump is anti-free trade, hates NAFTA, literally destroyed it in his previous presidency, and his staff desperately replaced it with an identical deal that will end in a few years
BIG
BIG
TARIFF
At the border.
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>>60234890
He's been doing it for a decade.
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>I love all the states, i probably won them all
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>>60234904
Didn't vote for him but he honestly is fun to have as president. It's like electing your grandpa that rants semi coherently and trails off a lot. Except the entire world has to take him seriously
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50%
or 100%
tariff

Trump is a tariff maniac, he has been like this his entire life.
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This entire conference is a desperate attempt to not let the breaker hit lmao
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>>60234890
He is on his own private twitter site 24/7 and does multiple press talks every week when he isn't golfing. Basically the Chris-Chan of US politics.
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the market is unironically ending green
i hope you chose your positions wisely
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>>60234890
You don't seem very tuned in.
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TSLA is still not down enough if the EU is removing Chinese auto tariffs.
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>>60234892
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>>60234920
FROST PUNK MENTIONED
BACK TO YOUR LABORS COME ON PEOPLE THERE IS WORK TO DO
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>comparing us steel to babe ruth
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>>60234852
seethe more, "neoliberal" faggot.
>spy
We're actually, maybe, closing green.
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>>60234943
You can tell the market is in clown mode because it's working, too. Shit's pumping off this nothingburger of a conference.
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>>60234923
and all you had to do to prevent him being president was to stop cutting off kid dicks
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SPY continually testing 525.
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God look at all the slurping
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>>60234939
>semi coherently
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Boomer rock aficionados win again
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>>60234959
And it’s gonna shit the bed the minute it ends
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>>60234940
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>>60234939
very fun to have as president until you realize that as a trader you have to watch him and his truth social every single day because he can giga pump or destroy your investment in a few sentences and he wouldn't even realize it.
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>>60234866
The economist was obsessed with him. He never passed the reforms needed though and always ended up disappointing. Lot of Super Mega Corp Zombie companies in Japan.
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>>60234939
kek how hard it must be for every other politicians and traders to be on edge every hours to be sure the retard contain himself
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>>60234847
Tragic
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>>60234959
It's a vibe based market. The vibe right now is that Trump is weak and is backing down. That's why it's pumping.
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>he didn't buy calls at -10%
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>>60234938
in 2020 no less
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>>60234983
I mean look at his face, hes in a dicksucking circle and he still looks like a depressed kid
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How long is this fucking meeting gonna be
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WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID ALL THE GAINS GO?
FUCKING NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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>>60234970
Good luck buying debt on a bankrupt country.
Also good luck buying debt of another country as the citizen of a country that is about to declare bankruptcy.
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...i think he is a bad person or evil

trump is a nice guy

he just lacks intelligence
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>>60234939
It does make life more interesting.
The system is doomed anyway, might as well crash it fast and have fun while it goes down.
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Elonbros...
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It's basic business!
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elon cucked
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>Elon dicksucking
The hell
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>I don't need Elon for anything other than I happen to like him.
Professional hang-around.
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>I DON'T NEED ELON
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>>60234958
>maybe
Kek
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>Trump negging Elon
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>I don't need Elon for anything
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All this bluster has zero fundamentals
The market is going to crush eventually because of earnings
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>>60234923
>His staff
Trump literally signed and took credit for NAFTA 2.0. Are you a goldfish?
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>>60234998
>trump is a nice guy
he's a rapist, a pedo & hung out with Epstein ffs.
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>cue the tesla advertisement
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kek still waiting for china to reach out
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how long do these usually last?
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>>60235015
>>60235015
>>60235015

new bread
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>I don't wanna say who's reached out, but they're very big.
Mhm?
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>I DONT WANT TO SAY WHO REACHED OUT, I JUST THINK ITS GOING TO WORK OUT
That's not a great sign
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It's so unseriousness
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>>60234960
Nobody was cutting off kid dicks. They just lie, retard.
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>Biden mentioned again
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MUH BIDEN vol. 43789
hahahahaha this deranged fuck
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Imagine being some foreign trade representative who has to watch these conferences everyday. Then one having to take notes and pick out signals.
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Fag is lying so hard because Xi left him on read
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>>60235035
>>60235035
>>60235035
>>60235035
Baked
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>>60235024
depends on how long donnie can last and how many boner pills he's pre-gamed.
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>>60234990
it's all gone
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>>60235011
The tariffs don't apply to ships that were already in transit when they went into effect. It only affects ships that left port 4/9 or later. It takes approximately 2 months for ships to travel across the Pacific from China to the US. If Trump and China strike a deal before June, then nobody will actually end up paying these tariffs.

There's a very real chance this actually turns into a nothingburger in the long run.
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>>60235011
That’s it, market is both forward looking and super reactive as of late, but the impacts of this won’t really be felt for 9 months. No idea how to play that.
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how do we stop this orange baboon from destroying russia, the oil price is killing us
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>>60235007
give me ghibli ghislaine
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>>60235063
>It takes approximately 2 months for ships to travel across the Pacific from China to the US
that can't be right
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>>60235032
kys tranny, this is all your fault
Nobody likes you freaks
And yes kids were being psyoped into trannydom
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>>60235198
Oceans are big and container ships are slow. Trust me, I know this, I've ordered multiple sex dolls from china and watching them slowly move across the Pacific is just pure pain.
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>>60235248
travel time is 20 days, other things can slow it down like port congestion and slow cargo removal
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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I can tell this market really wants to die and is barely holding on
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>>60236207
fucking stoner kek
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>>60236207
nice going retard
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>GB 10 yr coming down hard
>MIGAstani 10 yr going up
hmmmm
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>>60236237
>>60236239
>>60236240
>>60236244
>>60236245
>>60236249
welcome tourists, now go back
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>>60236239
Blackrock Friday, save me Fink!
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>>60236207
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Will you apologize if he actually manage to save the american middle class?
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>>60236260
...wat?
Did you just call the anon who started the "i do business with some of those companies" meme a tourist?
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>>60236207
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>>60236207
> no title
Where is the /smg/ - Stock Market General? I think I may be lost. This thread is looking unfamiliar to me.
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TLT 4/14 86.5p are actually giving me some profit today
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fucking amateur hour
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>>60236279
Sorry dawg, got caught in the crossfire
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>>60236308
It's ok, I wasn't paying 100% attention (also ini a work call) and I got fooled
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>>60236278
Yes, and even Bessents gunboat tarrifs Im starting to see the genius of.
I’m just sceptical because of how poorly tarrifs have worked in the past. Absolute turd world behaviour.
I’m smug because I’m a numbers guy, I look down on all ideologists. Show me good numbers and I’ll March with you brother.
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>>60236278
>actually manage to save the american middle class
you are delusional
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>>60234592
>we wouldn‘t be in this mess if this guy had the balls to call trump a faggot on fox



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