V shape recovery edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/>>60232467
first for Brooke's birthday
MAGA
THERE IS NO PLAN>THEY'RE ALL JUST GREEDY RETARDS WITH NOTHING STOPPING THEM
BIGBEAUTIFULTRANSGENDERS
this guy is the most repulsive of all
>AGRICULTURE MINISTER - THE BIGGEST BUDGET DRIVER AT THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE IS FOOD STAMPS. WE WILL REALLIGN THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM TO BETTER SERVE THOSE WHO NEED IT NOT TRANSGENDER, DEI GREEN NEW DEAL.
is the v-shaped recovery in the room with us now?
Another cat bounce while bonds are flying lol
>women in your governmentthis was your mistake
I hope brooke fucking dies
whelp, im done for the week looks like100% profit almost exactly8.99 entry, 18.04 exitjust about €1k in profit
>>60233619fpbp
>wall street has gone great for 4 yea- 10 yearshahahahahaha
the market is gonna be sedated by this nothingburger for the next hour or so
GMP(Great Migger Purge) soon
Last year I always wished I was american I'm not so sure anymore.Should I move to the states when I'm done my PhD? I wanted to but it seems a bit sketchy these days, is it really as nuts as it seems online? I've lost money on the US market.
BOOMER ROCKS BROS
THERES NO FUCKING PLAN GTFO WHILE YOU STILL CAN
dooooooooooooooooown
Trans rights
>Small community bankers
Rubio looks like a shell of his former self, good lord.
CRABBING CLOWN MARKETwtf is this?ass kissing session is cringe DUMP
What a total nothingburger of a conference. We're gonna doomp so hard.
Based Trump destroying America for us. Thank you, Mr President.
>>60233653He sold his soul for this.
wtf is that woman talking about
They just keep sucking his cock on live television what the fuuuuuckUnreal.
PANIC
he absolutely DOES not have the authority to decide how the money is spent
BOOMERS USE LOTS OF LEVERAGE. THEY WILL 100% GO BANKRUPT IN THIS BEAR MARKET OF -35%.
wait is trump gonna start taking about firing dimon?
NO MORE DEISO WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO PUMP
talk about real things please
Retail investors slurping
BREAKING: NO MORE DEI AND WE'RE WINNING AGAINST ALIENS
>this is mainstreet turnOh yeah we are so back magabros
BONDI - YOU (TRUMP) HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DETERMINE HOW THE MONEY IS SPENT. NO MORE DEI.
>still talking about the election
I don't know guys, I'm feeling awfully convinced to slurp so far
The small time mom and pop main street bankers are going to win bigly!
I'm mostly cash
I'm gonna buy so many dollars after this breaker
>mmm cocaine..
AYYYYYLMAO GANGS PUSHING COCAINE
>Pure cocaine coming into our country to KILL OUR KIDS
>>60233630The V couldn't make it, but we have a guest star as his replacement, inverted Z
Jesus christ bondi shut the fuck up nobody gives a fuck, talk about the economy.
>>60233645it's only *checks watch* 3 years, 8 months, 20 days until the next presidency, you can make it
oh my based
Kids are doing cocaine now?
>>60233662>anon with TDS turns out to be an /uhg/trannyShocked, I tell you. Shocked.
Wtf Why is it crashing???
This slurpshow is so gay
>>60233666didn't clinton get impeached for this amount of dicksucking?
>>60233682>losing to inflation
YES, YES, WE'RE GOING DOWN, ALL DOWN
>>60233680I think we'll see Trump slowly walk away from this nonsense over the next couple weeks, taking any chance he can to pull back while saving face, and every time we'll see pumps. It'll zigzag its way back up to not the high but at least to a decent bit.That's my bull case.
b-bros is it dumping again?
>>60233666sxarpbro...
BTC is in freefall already.
what's he thinking now
>>60233680kuro sex
>>60233698Coke has gotten very cheap
>THE HECKIN' TESLARINOS
>you can just say anything and get away with it
?>60233642>corn/basedbean farmers come up>WHAT ABOUT GIBS>THANK YOU FOR REMOVING DEI TRANSGENDER FROM THE USDAbaste inbred farmers are getting subsidized up the ass to sell basedbean to the Chinese and still barely make money, have they heard the news that the chinks won't buy their stuff anymore?Might as well hire them as federal employees at this point.
chumps pump n dump
>fart sniffing chamber livestream
>muh tessler
I just put in 10K for Tesla now it's crabbign, I'm scared
>20 years in jail because TeslaClown government
>>60233673Just glad I moved yesterday. No action taken today while watching the overall fall.
>there will be transition costs
>arrest on a tesla dealershipwhat? i must be going fucking deaf
elons therelol
Isn't it better if the cocaine is at least pure
>>60233665"We're now ready to start deporting full, native, legal Americans, Mr. President, just as you wanted. Anyone disloyal will be thrown out by blackbagged and masked gestapo."
>>60233699Welcome to /biz/Troons and jeets
It's crashing again lmao
>>60233597Should I slurp euro cheapies? Is the trouble mostly over over there? Nordea is really great bank and looking awfully cheap.
>>60233699Have you ever touched a woman?
>>60233700Because they know when Bondi starts talking about gangs it's because the admin has nothing else good to talk about.
USA losted (bigly)
>cocaine to kill our kidsHuh?
>20 years for not liking Teslaholy shit this country is so fucked oh god oh no oh fuck
>>60233706baby you know it
theyre saving teslas
>>60233710he looks suicidal.
What the fuck is this shit
Undo all the move yesterday and give us the circuit breaker
>>60233728LMFAO
I hope you enjoyed the bounce, mumu, we'll take it from here.
>>60233725for the tesla vandalism
The Monkeys Are Howling (Bond Market)The Birds Are Screaming (Stock Market)The Baboons are Raping (Volatility Market)
WE WILL SAVE BILLIONS FROM DEPORTING ALL TRANNIES, ANTISEMITES, AND ANYONE THAT CUT OFF A TESLA CAR TO EL SALVADOR
Trump look like hes about to rope
Thank you for your patience, dumping will now resume.
>keep buying>slowly realize is a nothingburger conferenciaAnd back to reality
overjudicial US is fake and gay arrest everyone in the room
>>60233710>Argentina sounds nice right about now...
>>60233699Pro RU love monke putin actually.
SPX bros....
>>60233730jeets love trump
>So afraid of transgender people you collapse your economy
>>60233702good one i chuckled audibly IRL (in real life)
This is so fucking gayI'm so sorry for my American anons
This market is so gay that I have an erection.
Trump is completely cookedsuch low energy, it's like he wants to give up
people voted for him... TWICE
are they really still running with this lie
just shut the fuck up so the dump and commence
>>60233710>I should have started playing Dota 2 instead
>talking in thousands when we're dumping trillions
THEY ARE SENDING MONEY TO IMMIGRANT BABIES IN THE FUTURE MR PRESIDENT
>>60233700The current Trump cabinet meeting being broadcasted is just one big ego massaging session by his dumbest sycophants. They don't really have any plans to improve the economy, its all vague like "we have tons of countries wanting to make a deal with us".
I want to buy another short but I'm legit afraid there will be some retarded tariff repeal at the end of this.
>>60233651Trans wrongs
6%>6%6%>6%6%>6%
i am financially ruined
wtf are you talking about lady
CHAVEZ-DERMER - WE HAVE SENT SOMEONE WHO WILL BE BORN 129 YEARS FROM NOW 49000 DOLLARS.
>>60233771Don't. We got what we voted for. A country by the retards, for the retards, of the retards.
>>60233722I got scared and went 1/3 VOO, still 2/3 cash to play with. Not sure what to do besides buy more VOO.It be awesome if things crashed SOXL at 7, TQQQ at 20, but doubt we will see that.
HAHA
>pump already died outAll is going according to the plan.
>>60233752fucksake wasting 10 minutes to say something simple
>>60233727where
Sirs why are we crashing again
>SPY back at -6.15Look mumu, I wanna feel bad for you, I really do. You can think about what lead you to this in a couple of minutes when the circuits break, okay?
Who yelled at Trump lmaoHe looks so fucking depressed
WERE AT 6 AGAIN
Lockout FOMO rally to ATH is still happening, r-right?
Unironically the worse it gets fast the better. Increases our chances of getting a Luigi 2.0 spawn.
theyre all so incompetent its astounding. This entire cabinet is the definition of DEIdicksucking engaged incessantly
>>60233699>maga shill is russian botreally makes you think
41k wowzers the stock market is saved
What's the point of this meeting?
>musk opens his mouth
Back to -1800Based on the range I'm going to guess we end the close a to between -1500 and -2100
>hears job numbers>starts dumping
Threadly reminder that SPY has decoupled from S&P500 by nearly a full %, signaling a liquidity crisis for the fund. If you’re holding shares for another pump, fine, but don’t expect the long-term trend to improve anytime soon. Pic unrelated, just a chart a company posted to their website showing them ahead of the competition before they bricked the entire internet for a day.
>How do we get that money back to Israel?
ELON IS IN THE ROOMI REPEATELON IS IN THE ROOM
So do Americans just eat lead chips for dinner or what
>>60233774>at least half the people in the cabinet meeting are billionairesIf you step foot even once inside this mafia run White House and don't exit these 4 years as a billionaire, you have worms in your brain.It's literally free money
>>60233805>women start talking about disciplining people >market dumps
>>60233823avoid the breaker
>>60233769I lost a lot of money so far but I gladly pay the price if we can finally get rid of these freaks once and for all.
>>60233710Mistakes were made.
>>60233716just let them fail honestly, same for the pistachio and almond growers that hoard water in california
What is the bet that whoever is talking when the breaker triggers gets sent to El Salvador
can we please get a circuit breaker DURING the meeting
>-6.35HOW LOW CAN WE GO?
>lowest number of """encounters"""what a weird statistic are wetbacks getting sneakier?
>>60233769Nero
>>60233802I didn't vote for this.
>>60233846What's breaker sar?
>>60233837Raw? Gross. We deep fry them first.
>cbt app
>>60233823glazing dear leader
>thousand dollars a DAY
>bullshit propaganda """conference""">don't walk back tariffs>line goes downlol
>>60233854kek
>>60233855NASDAQ was -7% some time ago already
>>60233854please god make it happen
>>60233710I feel bad for him, and he is by far the least worst Trumper. Hope him and Bessent get control.
>>60233739>terrorism is fine when the left does itThat's not how it works any longer, re ddit.
we need an index for how fast these threads are moving, fuck
>>60233852KEK
WE ARE EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR LEADERSHP MR PRESIDENT
BORDER MINISTER - WE ARE GOING TO DEPORT 21 MILLION PEOPLE.
Someone told be tge job of president, 1 year in office ages you 5 years
>>60233810it went up only because everyone thought trump would cuck to china already, so until he cucks its only going down
>>60233847Can’t wait for MIGAtards to become a 41% statistic themselves, personally.
>>60233861REMEMBER, if you don't vote against it, you voted FOR IT with your inaction :)
>>60233856It means they aren't crossing as much.
I didn't vote for this because I'm a leaf but if I was burger I would've voted for a -35-40% SPY draw down as well.
>>60233885"Terrorism is any time Dear Leader and the American People feel sad or wrong"
>>60233852LMAO
seriously though, this meeting is so funny
>>60233886>electronics in the bathtubstupid whore
>>60233866its market yelling "stahp"
>>60233854that would be pretty funny
Will bobos cash out now before Trump takes questions?
>>60233823Sucking Trumps dick so retard supporters think everything is going well.
>trying to hold my puts back with this gay ass dick sucking sessionits over, shut the fuck up. weak pump
I never voted for Trump. This is your fault.
>>60233889kek
Is it just me or does Trump seem like he's pretending to listen?
>>60233886what is the context behind this picture
If the nasdaq has a circuit breaker, does it freeze the other indexes as well?
>>60233769>the left dindu nuthin' psyopDo you shills really think this'll work? Biden imported 40 mill illegals and ran federal censorship agencies, gulags, secret police, show trials. Washington getting cleaned up is bullish.
>>60233892>ICE literally can't even handle 11k people at once>US government fantasizes about turning the US into the 4th Reich
boomers are you buying the dip or selling the rip?or shouting impotently?
PLEASE MAKE IT PUMP PLEASE MAKE IT PUMP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SORE
I had a dream wjere i moved to China and there was an angry mob that showed up at my house because I was an American. Then I ran away and it devolved inti a riot with them trying to catch me and the riot squad came woth shotguns and blasted them.What shares is this dream telling me to buy
>need your passport to board domestic flightsclowns
This is pure entertainment
>THE DRIVERS LICENSE NEEDS TO HAVE INTEGRITYBITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>60233921Did you vote against him? If not, it's on you too
>>60233926he's postliterate
>>60233911fuck you if i'm going down i'm going down posting
>>60233874>We've been making lots of deals tremendous deals>market pumps>no actual country or deal mentioned>Bondi starts talking about illegals>market dumps
>>60233823>hairy pitsCrash the markets. Now.
LMAO LET THE ILLEGALS STAY ON FARMS
higher low is in. bull market. BULL MARKET.
>>60233934People are waiting for something to pump with. As time goes on it will just keep creeping down as people realize nothing vital is being said.
>>60233930Nasdaq has no circuit breaker, only S&P
>>60233823Fucking gross
>>60233938its telling you to watch After Hours (1985)
>>60233934my dad was shouting and cursing scammers so i bought vix calls
>>60233930I think so. They tell every broker “daddy chill” for 20 minutes.
>>60233942Soon they'll make it so you have to use your driver's license to buy cereal. Because that's what Trump think is already the case and it is a national embarrassment that the nation does not cater to his understanding of it.
>>60233960check again
>>60233948>not gonna read all of your crapBASED
>>6023393612% wasn't enough for you yesterday?
If walking back illegals isn't saving the market then nothing is
>real ID required to travelCan't I just use my passport?Wtf is a "real" ID?
>>60233934Boomers bought NEM
Wait, is he announcing a mass immigration program? Isn't this bullish?
>>60233787There are more than enough herald retards in the game already. HotS can have him
>>60233885lmao>>60233907伤害了3.46亿人的感情 moment
>>60233934boomers search "stocks" on google and post screencaps of the line chart
>>60233960We're crabbing into the earth's mantle.
>>60233983>Wtf is a "real" ID?not a fake ID
>Trump is about to emphasize how he considers the trade deficit a disease
>>60233884
TRADE DEFICIT
Biden turned everyone in America into a gay tranny jew, so Trump shouldn't have any rules. That's just facts.
>>60233931>Biden imported 40 mill illegals and ran federal censorship agencies, gulags, secret police, show trials.White conservatives in America are practically at "DEY INTRODUCED CRACK INTO OUR NEYBURHOOD" tier niggers at this point with their retarded conspiracies and obsession with le Biden Crime Family
>>60232831>What's everyone's economic collapse Business going to be?I have an ice cream store, bitches and kids love ice cream no matter how broke they areEat ice cream, NOWAin't asking again
If Trump cancelled all tariffs on China, Canada, Mexico and everyone else - would the stock market increase beat yesterday's?
>>60233942this actually owns his own voters more than the libs lmao, how many fucking rednecks you think have passportssame thing with the voter ID laws he wants to do
>>60233947did you register people to vote and transport their mail-in ballots to drop locations as well? if not this is on you
>hahahahaha
Also the 10yr is going up again...
Greer sounds like hes been gargling glass
>>60233983>buy a new ID instead of when it expires goy
>>60233983Yeah you can just use a passport. I’m not getting a Real ID until I need to renew my license. Waste of money
>>60233983Driver's license with a yellow star on it.
What is this North Korean shit I see before my very eyes, holy fuck.
This conference is a nothingburger. Why is Trump so low energy?
The market goesForward and back and then goes forward and back and goes forward and backThe tariffs goForward and back and then go forward and back and go forward and backhttps://youtu.be/g23XT_U_NHY?si=m-_4-0aUsiryBj6M
>>60233983Its just a drivers license, it gets a special stamp so it can be used for travel.
>>60233886>>60233927 posted the edited version by mistake
>>60233938byd
Biden this, Biden that. Biden here, Biden there. Jesus...
>>60233983ID for domestic travel? isnt what the soviets did?
>>60233983It's a drivers license or I'd with hologram on it, they are very hard to fake
>>60233983updated id system that was supposed to be implemented 20 years ago
>trying to slander bidenNot on my watch
>>60233983A new standard the federal government has implemented for the last several years. States have slowly been adopting it. It is not a new thing.It's a massive centralized database and all IDs within it use the same metrics.
>>60234008It's gonna rip back to ATH and more due to bear squeeze.The reason it dumped since Feb was because of Trump tariff talk in the first place.
>>60233884>by far the least worst Trumper.he's a dead beat father.
>its all bidens faultlol lmao
>elon speakingthrow a roman jewboy
>>60234018not good.
>>60233983Real ID is a drivers license with a star of David on it. You get it by showing the DMV your passport when you renew your drivers license
Wait, is Elon there?
OUR BOY
THE RAT SPEAKS
Did he just skip the trade question???
>elondump, now
>>60233916It does feel a bit propagandish
fuck of musk, please, fuck offfff
>>60234037>isnt what the soviets did?Russia has that too, they don't have IDs, they have internal passports.
I just realized this is the first time I hear Elon speak.
>>60233983The Trump Card will be the only accepted form of ID
ELON PUMP
>>60233942>Airlines were already down -12%Kek.
>>60234034i see>>60234060they did
IT'S TIME TO GO DOWN
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
Elon is happyMegapump inc
>>60234045>It's a massive centralized database and all IDs within it use the same metrics.you fucking burgers still don't even have a centralized database and a proper website for immigration control and visa application,what a subhuman country, kek.
>nobody laughs with elonFUCKING KEK
The Real President is talking now
>>60233967>>60233953>haha white replacement>i fucking love replacement migration, comradesgo back to redd it, retards.
ELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOUELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOUELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOUELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOUELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOUELON MUSK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU
>>60233993They already had difficulties early this year trying to deport a shitton of people, how on earth would they be able to handle that many illegals?
>150 billion by 2026So nothing, especially with the tax cuts
>target rich environmentWTF? They gonna shoot up the market?
Musk is talkingEveryone stfuWe are going to dps very very slowly
>you will see the US implement a command economy in your lifetimeThe funniest thing about this retardation is that the US government doesn't have the top-down structure and long-term stability that is a prerequisite for these policies to produce results. It's going to be a disaster of monumental proportions.
>>60234016Perhaps it is Anon! It's all our faults for letting our country get this way. If we accept responsibility, then that will be our first step towards building a brighter future.
>>60234014>rednecks don't a have a driver license Anon here in Canuckland you have to show a ID card and your elections Canada voter card or if mail screwed you a bill a your address
>>60234077Uncle Jun's in the muff
>>60233942WAIT DID THEY ACTUALLY FUCIKNG SAY THAT
BUY TSLA
>>60233994>HotS can have himHe should go to the NFT scam Heroes of Newerth rerelease
BITCH WITH PSYCHO STRIPE IS TALKING DUMP DUMP DUMP
>VERY COMPUTER SAVVY>>60234085no crying in the economic zone
>>60234087>>60234078Every billionaire needs to be treated like this.
>>60234082camera didn't even pan to him lmao
>>60233955Honestly. It’s the one thing that drives my neoliberal ass to the alt right. If my choices are Harry pits or a society built on cotton slavery, I’d take slavery. So fucking gross.
>>60234087>>60234078tranny discord?
is this, dare I say, a cat bounce?
>>60233769I'm not afraid of them I'm disgusted by them.
>>60234087>my favorite board on reddit represents everyone in americakys, subhuman
>>60234109yes
>>60234037The same people who ran the soviet union are running the US.>>60234081We do have it though. That's what this standard is. As I said it is not a new thing, but it becoming a requirement to travel is a new thing.You fucking low reading comprehension retard.
>>60233942woah I love small government
>>60234108EVERYTHING WILL BE COMPUTER
>>60234100even in the wokest of the woke Canada you still need at 2 IDs and at least a photo ID to vote. what kind of subhuman country is burger where you can just walk in and vote?
>>60233921I voted for this
>>60234054Last time that happened it forced trump to pull back most of his tariff policy, wonder if China us dumping our bonds again
They would have cut interest rates if trump hadn't backed off on his tariffs.
2 more hours and 40 minutes of madness to go
>>60234038Bro…
>>60234087Can you faggots go screech about this on your discord instead? I am here to make money. Thanks.
>SPY just dipped to -6.50 for a seclool
Are +/- 5% daily swings just our life now?
>RFKs assassinationHuh
“Senator Robert f kennedy’s assassination”
>>60234142the elon effect
>>60234133they will cut interest rates by 10% if they fire powell and put someone competent in but they'll just get another old fruitcake as stable as powell has been
>>60234132yeah, could be.
the quietness and the fart sniffing is so fucking awkward
>>60234132It was Japan, they're small 'c' conservative and fucking hate all this chaos.
>RFK's assassinationHUH?
>>60234145>>60234159Jr's dad got assassinated dummy
i unironically voted for this
Bobby can barely get anything out of his mouth, and when they do he sounds like a ghoul.
AMERICANS VOTED FOR THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60234124cool, why didn't you retard you use it though?Canada has that for like forever ago.Even most shit hole 3rd world countries have centralized databased of citizenship and you can just swipe a single card to prove your identity, show your mortgage, status, health insurance, etc...your country is worse than a shit hole.
>>60234164I know by the indian dude, but what the fuck are we talking about
>>60234113based and pitpilled
>>60234145>>60234159he got shot by some spic in a kitchen after a speech retards
>>60234130You are misinformedWalking into any voter place in the US there is a id check. They compare your name, I'd, and address, cross it off and you get your ballot.
>Whole grift is le healthy living>Dying 90 year old cancer patient voiceunalive Bob Jr.
The jfk files just released today says that jfk wanted all Americans to buy DJT stock
>>60234165Are you tired of winning yet?
rfk should be singing the star spangled banner
>THE TRUUUUUUTH
>>60234152>He thinks this is a good thing
>More China hateYeah. He isn't pulling tariffs.
>Everyone will know the truthWhat an odd thing to say
>>60234144No. Investors in general are upset just like you are. Eventually they get fed up
>one conference without mentioning Biden challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
I will vote for this again in 28
>>60234169>cool, why didn't you retard you use it though?Learn 2 English faggot.And again, for the THIRD fucking time. This is not a new standard. It's been in place for years.Get that through your thick retarded skull you dumb fuck.
>>60234180He should be laying gravel on the country's potholes with his voice
>>60234199
>>60234179no, i'm having fun watching SPX trading like a shitcoin
>>60234113Low test detected
>Hearing the word "DOGE" in a White House cabinet meetingSurreal.
Who is slurping???
>>60234199I'd put my tiffy into her fong if you catch my drift
EVERY TIME I GO TO THE US VISA APPLICATION WEBSITE I LAUGH AT THIS STUPID SHIT. THE SOFTWARE ENGINEERING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN
man is about to fucking die
MR PRRRRRRRSIDDNETWRRR DRRING OuRRR BRRRST
>The gravel pit is speaking
>>60234121>>60234115How slow is /bant/ right now? You gullible uneducated poverty clowns need to go back.
It's over. The Crabs won.
he sounds like he is fucking dying
Fluoride does make you retarded
his tie is too tight
>>60234227it's the fluoride
>>60234152Powell has no power over the secondary market, if treasuries are getting dumped rates will go up no matter what they try.
Why do they randomly compliment Elon?
>>60234144evidently
who is this guy who can barely speak?
NO MORE SODAPOPSDUMP
Lmao what is fucking wrong with that navarro kike? He sounds so high on something.
>T-to.. *wheeze*>M-make.. Americ-c-c ca.. *wheeze*
What the fuck is this voice. Is he dying?
>MAHA
that guy is sick?
>>60234113they aren't even hairy pedo
Fed buying tons of bonds to fix the bond market and try and maintain the rate. Not QE, but might as well be.
When you cook dog he scream in pain so you hit with shovel. When you cook fish he silent. He endure. China like fish.
Jesus Christ he's about to drop dead
im hearing jewish voices and i like it
>>60234201maybe because your subhuman countrymen are too dumb to use a centralized database, don't be mad we all know you burgers are retarded.
>>60234233he'll have a heart attack at this rate. the stress must be insane.
>>60234243Kek
who made him cry
>>60234231>>60234115>>60234231>>>/pol/, both of you
>>60234244I see
Why do they schmooze so fucking much? Feels like a North Korean cabinet meeting lmao
*WHEEZE
>flourideRFK jr is gonna make American teeth not so great again
>>60234199dumb bitch it's bear market now!
>>60234249The man in control of responses to all our health problems at a departmental level, RFK.
>>60234244You don't get Florida from fucking diet coke
>>60234217>I want my women hairy!Nigga, you gay.
>>60234152>they will cut interest rates by 10% if they fire powellIf Trump goes full Erdogan you have hyperinflation
>>60233999based I get so much info
>>60234225Government websites are built by the lowest bidder. Every single one of them is the minimum viable product.
>>60234249he got syphilis eating out hookers while his cousin (jfk) got killed by mossad
>>60234249RFK Jr, Minister of health and food (whatever the real name is)
>>60234264Are you actually retarded or are you fucking with me?That's exactly what read ID is you dumb fuck. It's been in place for several years now.How are you this fucking stupid?
>>60234249Unironically the only guy I agree with in this entire clown show
>>60234274miggers have adopted juche
>>60234274because dear leader trump is the greatest leader to have ever lead
>>60234280anon be fr you've never been with a woman irl. they always have hair numbskull
>cdc doing a good job keeping measles outbrack in control
>AI testing for drugs, no more live testsWe're all fucked boys.
>>60234274juche basically
>>60234282stop giving credit to spics and jews
Rfkjr has a lot of health issues, also dementia since he believes conspiracies
>>60234286>minimum viable producthow about checking Canada government website for once. the US website look like it was built by a 10 years old.
>>60234311>>60234311>>60234311>>60234311>>60234311baked
>>60234302Some of them laser it off though
>>60234302I have shaved a girl immediately before sex because I don't like it and it was kinda hot
>>60234302That's why you rip them out with your teeth.
>>60234249US Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK. Its representative of the current Trump administration, peak clown world.
THE AUTISM
>>60234292>Minister of healthIronic.
>>60234306ai can't even draw fingers, we're fine
>replacing animal testing with AI FUCKING LMAO What the fuck is this clown show?
>>60234249he is a vessel for the worm
>AUTISMHe's talking about us!!!
>>60234322so? it doesn't permanently remove hair.
>>60234280Problem?
The autist extermination is upon us.
>>60233983Its just an updated driver's license It took 20 years to roll out
where gonna deport all the big beautiful autists
>>60234345Point is a lot of them are self conscious about it and shave their body hair away 24/7
>>60234345Bro
>>60234395? are you stupid. women get multiple laser sessions >>60234394a lot of women are stupid yes, just like men
>>60234302Not in upper middle class White America. Seriously what kind of comment is that. Where the fuck are you from?
>>60234444white women also have hair lil bro. like why are you fighting reality? are you a schizo?
BULL BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>60234422This Anon married a roastie slampig who doesn’t even shave, LOLOLOL!Fuck are you investing your life savings of 4k? Kek
>>60234422Point is that not "all women have hair". They shave it away.
>>60234231>poverty clownsYou reek of reddit, dullard. >spyClosing green.
>>60234491omfg you are actually retarded.
>>60234472Seriously, where are you from and why do we live in such different realities?
>no protesting our greatest ally GOY
>>60234523you don't leave your house. i do.
>>60234497:( must be hard being both poor and looked down upon for being SO uneducated.
>>60234514>No argumentThanks for conceding
>>60234541Yes I do, and everyone shaves their pits. Seriously, where the fuck are you from? How brown are you?
>>60234551I'm richer than you, you dunning kruger suffering tard. >neoliberalYou're a commie, retard.
>>60234581>and everyone shaves their pits.they really don't lmfao. are you living in the 50s?
>>60234551>muh educationThere's no way you have anything more than a social studies degree. Fitting, really, given your clearly subpar intelligence. I'm better than you in every way.
>>60234478It's another hedgie fueled short covering episode like yesterday. If you buy into it, you're going to get pummeled like today.If anything, shit just got worse. The GOP is getting ready to greenlight a raise in the debt ceiling and another $2 trillion in treasuries to fund the Trump tax plan. China has a finger over the SELL button that will force T-bill yields higher.
