Time to panic edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>60245342
>bonds>dxy>stocks>futures
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
yup, see you at the bottom
AHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIC
>>60246287I want to see shit and piss barting like some shitcoin.
DEATH TO CRABS
>>60246248the vietnam tarriff is the only reason it has dropped since they changed CEO and strategy about 8 months agothe nike brand is far too strong for the company to fail now that they've realised their stupiditya deal with vietnam and the stock will go up 20% instantly maybe more
Down we go
yeah SOXL is going straight down
going to be a great day today, friends :)
DOWN ONCE MORETO THE DUNGEONSOF MY RED DESPAIR
We need to put these >>60246285On him >>60246293
>>60246260here to ask 2 thingsWHO'S winning?andWHO'S losing?
I saw this meme image, how bad do you think the S&P would actually be if that happened?
STINKY ANAL SEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlR4Z4AZ1ho
>>60246260How do I get rid of that ad with the chick taking ass shots at the bottom of the page?
daily reminder that Trump will save us bros
YOU'D HAVE ME DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN ON MY KNEESNOW WOULDN'T YOU?BARRACUDA
please please please say something retarded, orange man+50% global tariffsI need it to dump harder
it's a crab
There is nothing the orange retard can say or even do now to stop this shit
>>60246360it's clearly going down
>>60246340You can't. Everyone hates it too, no idea why they let it run on blue boards.
Trump wonGameStop wonUkraine lost
BTC mooning
>>60246348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFo3XJ8qXgU
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
Don't look at the bond market
Dow Jones is making 2 dollar spikes and dips every 10 seconds lol
>first trade deal has to be a massive W>no one wants to bite
MEET ME ON MY VAST VERANDAMY SWEET, UNTOUCHED MIRANDA& WHILE THE SEAGULLS ARE CRYINGWE FALL, BUT OUR SOULS ARE FLYINGAND OH, MY LOVE, MY LOVEWE BOTH GO DOWN TOGETHER& oh, my love, my love& oh, my love, my love& oh, my love, oh my love& oh, my love, my loveWe both go down together
they ere dying
What did he mean by this?
>>60246366cope
How low will we go today?
>>60246355It’s gonna go down long-term due to destroyed trust in the market from both foreign investment and retail traders (although headlines say they’re flooding into the market lul can you say exit liquidity?)When Janine from HR who just dumped half her life savings into “buying the dip” panic sells, then we truly go into free fall, even if all the tariffs are lifted.
>>60246364He could detariff a country Otherwise yeah its all freefall until Bessent hits another lever over the yields
>he shorted?>cancel the tariffs
>>60246377What is this pattern called?
>>60246390>>60246391He wants putin to launch the nukes
calls on tsla
>>60246395Please Jerome, 10y is mooning
>>60246367I was trying to read /smg/ one day and there was an "AI fuck doll" ad, that was inappropriate
>>60246404just do it (tm)
Thanks for the cheap SCHG
OH NO NO NO NO AMERICA BROS
>>60246289Jpow is picked by the president but reports to the Congress. J pow can be impeached by the House of Representatives and removed from office by the Senate. And I don't think the Republicans have the balls for that.
>>60246417AI fuck doll ran for about a month and then got replaced with AI sex chat, makes it hard to browse in company.
It beginshttps://youtu.be/WTIw5Sx_kAU?t=62
PPI is down. Is it why (((they))) are buying?
WE'RE GOING DOWN, DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
>>60246393yes you are
MAIN STREET GOVERNMENT
>>60246390>>60246391Is he admitting Russia is getting its back blown out
>10y
Please just pick a fucking directionSave my 0dte strangles
NOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Dow pumped and then immediately collapsed and then pumped again hahaha
>>60246399nobody gives a shit about muh "trust". The moment good news come in, investors will all pile back into the market because fear of missing out is way stronger than any supposed trust issues.
>>60246441It's vibes based strategy friday
PUMP IT
>>60246383Also the giant whale song
holy fuck
>>60246404they're going to make a swooshit's all going to plan
>>60246390>>60246391He wants good relations with the Russians so when he bombs Iran, they don't supply the Iranians like we supply the Ukrainians.
W for WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT
A strange bird just flew over my house
>>60246428TOTAL BULL DEATHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
>>60246425There's a judicial ruling that allows Trump to fire Jpow without going through the House and Senate... please keep up and follow the conversation.
>>60246334war is bullish actuallythe Dow soared 12% in the week following the start of WW2
Bets on the next thing Dementia Don will do? Invade mexico? Expel all visa holders?
I doubt there's ever been such insane trading as what's going on with tsla right now. The company is dead in europe and china, and it's pumping even when spy is red. What are the bulls thinking?
>>6024647920% tariffs on everyone
>>60246479Make it an antisemitic offense to not buy 10 year bonds
If you aren't starting to dca you're retarded
RETARD PULL UP RETARD
>>60246382what if the penguins cuck
>>60246467W for win
>>60246479Extra tariffs on anyone trading with China
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60246491I have no money left tho
I'm confused. The thread is bearish, but bitcoin goes up like crazy. Wtf?
>>60246479bomb iran obviously
Guys guys guys look at that don't ruin it bump bump bumppppp
>>60246505The dollar is tanking so BTC is rising. That's pretty natural honestly.
This is an insane back and forth lmfao, high speed crabbing
WAE! HAE! BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIVE ME SOME TIME TO BLOW THE MAN DOWN
>>60246510I did hear rumors about a buildup for that, any intelligence on that available?
>>60246494Penguin bros do nothing, win
>>60246474The Supreme Court is currently considering a case. 'Considering' doesn't mean shit.
>>60246367I think they were running low on advertisement money, that's the reason why they killed the 4channel domain last year
lmao did he really post this retarded video
>4.521 10YUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThis is bad
VIOLENT CRABBING
Noob question: Why does the Finviz S&P heatmap not update with the start of the trading day? Is there a built-in lag?
>>60246530BIG BEAUTIFUL COAL
>>60246522>>60246505Orange swan event
>>60246521Natural to run into the most risky assets when a relatively stable one tanks? Really?
>>60246479Not far off from what's already happening, they're asking Mexico if US can airstrike cartels and they're revoking legally obtained SSNs of immigrants
i want to slurp some cheap shit, what should i buy
Trump keeps pulling back on the yoke while the plane is in a fully developed stall
Based green,
>>60246479Extra juicy tariffs on pharmaceuticals to force Denmark into giving away Greenland since Denmark has a Nokia like situation with Novo Nordisk right now.
>>60246538You can drop a bomb on it
MY BOOT SCOOTIN' BABY IS DRIVIN' ME CRAZYMY OBSESSION FROM A WESTERN, MY DANCE FLOOR DATEMY RODEO ROMEO, A COWBOY GOD FROM HEAD TO TOEWANNA MAKE YOU MINE, BETTER GET IN LINE5-6-7-8
>Lean Hogs +8.7%
>>60246531The real trigger was when the 30Y hit 5%
NOOOOOOOOOO
what matters is TSLA is green. slow and steady. the moment it hits 340 I sell. I will have broken even, and I can get off this wild ride.
>>60246543I was considering doing a postdoc in the US but I'm not so sure anymore, it's getting a little nerve inducing
>>60246441>he bought strangles with this IV
NVDA IS POOMPING
whyisitfuckingpumpingFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Is that bullish? https://news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/doge-team-arrives-at-fdic-but-doesnt-have-access-to-bank-data
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM POOOMPING
>>60246562I don’t think you realize how far OTM I’m willing to go
>>60246566Because Americans are based retards
>>60246536If it's free, then yes prob got a 15 min lag. Real time info often has a subscription fee
Damn. Got knocked out of my short faster than expected. Sitting the rest of the day out, today is risky.
>>60246558Unless you are working at a private institution with a fat endowment, I'd seriously consider looking elsewhere. Most schools are slashing their research departments because the funding has dried up.
bad news = pumpit's over for my puts
>>60246510This seems to be where it is going. >>60246524Tensions are rising in the Middle East again, and the U.S. is deeply involvedFirst, the U.S. is sending another aircraft carrier group to the region. Second, the U.S. has moved six B-2 stealth bombers to Diego Garcia, a small island in the Indian Ocean. Now, it's highly unusual to concentrate this many B-2s in one place.>https://www.npr.org/2025/04/05/nx-s1-5352837/tensions-are-rising-in-the-middle-east-again-and-the-u-s-is-deeply-involved
>>60246526There was a judicial ruling in favor of the sackings. Then the case went to the court of appeals, who ruled in favor of the agency heads and reinstated them, now's gone to the Supreme Court. In the meantime a lot of other heads of independent agencies have been fired with no judiciary pushback.Why you make me sum up the entire conversation bruh?
>>60246566relax homie it's not even lunchtime
>>60246569I like how potential bull signs are "they aren't completely crashing the economy yet"
>>60246580Thankfully I still have 3 years till my PhD is done, and hopefully things will improve by then, but we shall see, looking a lot at europe and asia.>>60246585Would this be a boots on the ground thing?
>>60246474why would trump be allowed to fire the chairman of a private corporation? sounds like commie bullshit to me
>>60246583I thought people were flying in droves to invest in the USyou mean they lied?
>>6024654470% SCHG30% SCHD
>>60246479Abolish the dollar and return to barter.
>>60246583I’m down 95% on my positions since Monday
>>60246558If you don't have ties to Hamas and you don't plan on leading violent protests at university, I don't think you'd have anything to worry about. At least I haven't heard of any cases of regular students on visas getting deported for no reason.
>>60246524They did move a fuckton of assets (including a third of the entire B-2 fleet) and still are moving in more stuff. Tomorrow there are talks in Oman so we'll see how that goes.
>>60246573good lucki'm deep OTM too but in a put spreadalso holding an NVDA call for some protection
Why is it pumping?
>>60246585>Diego Garciawill they be able to do their missions with the 10% tariffs on them
>>60246569>is an audit of the organization responsible for insuring peoples savings accounts against a market collapse a good sign?bank run time at last?
AND DOWN NO UP WAIT DOWN AGAIN AAAAHHGHGHGGHThat's it, selling all my fucking portfolio, call me later when they fucking make up their mind
>>60246558I wouldn't recommend it. The administration is cutting funding to universities; I know doctoral students who are US citizens and have said nothing about the administration who now don't have any support. And for the ones who do speak out and are international students, their visas are getting revoked.This country is about to experience and unreal brain drain.
>>60246602I've heard of them yanking people who have stuff critical of trump, which I certainly do seeing as the past few weeks have cost me a lot of money.
>>60246530BBC
>>60246602>If you just don't say anything bad about Israel ever you'll probably be fine.Fuck off, Rabbi.
TAKE ME OUT OF THE GAME MR. MARKETKILL MEHEEM MEFUCK ME HARD(Just bought 1500 shares of SOXL)
uh oh the rally stalled
>>60246611crustacean tricks
>>60246596The case is not strickly related to Jpow but if the Supreme Court rules in favor of these other two sackings there's speculation it could be used to sack Jpow. (Since in Common Law judges set precedent)
>>60246583those are just the losers, lots of countries are coming to the table BIGLYa 5 trillion dollar investment just flew over my house
>>60246602They yanked a turkish girl off the street whose "ties to hamas" was cowriting a single article for a student newspaper critical of israel
This artificial pump cannot last long.
>>60246544Tech is a likely +30% by eoy imo, the tarrof will blow over
>>60246588>Why you make me sum up the entire conversation bruh?I didn't you just did that because your autistic. Again, the courts are considering a case, lets revisit the topic after there is a ruling.
>>60246633quit it with the antisemitism goy
>>60246625SOXL SISSYS, HEAR ANONS PRAYER
>*70 countries coming to bend the knee*unless that list has UK/EU/Canada/Australia in it, it's just a bunch of poorfags that have nothing to offer
Oh, so it's gonna be more crabbing, huh?
Might buy SOXL, feel like I'm missing out not being part of the bagholder friends group
>>60246540Literally yes being in the dollar is more risky than being in BTC rn
>>60246658Countries like Kenya that make jeans and shit got fucked hard
Genuinely one of the most pathetic things I've seen>No, YOU call ME
>ten year treasuries are about to hit 5%Why are we pumping?
>black Monday>a-a-april 9th...
>>60246658Lead the way and load up on your bets against America
literally pumping for no reason
>>60246464Buy Treasuries?
>>60246620I mean, I'm not taking a side one way or the other, I'm just saying if you plan to study in the US, not commiting crimes, not being part of violent protests at your university and not being openly pro terrorist organizations is going to reduce your chance to have your green card revoked by like 99%.
>>60246670>bpd couple relationships.png
>>60246673everyone's expecting a crash, so everyone must get raped before we go down
>>60246676What the fuck
Big black cock Friday
Good news: my puts expire next weekBad news: they expire thursday because of the holiday and they're $280 lol
>>60246680a lot of mining companies in the biggest gainers
>>60246684~5% yearly gains aren't bad, desu.
>>60246636apple and other gizmo companies are going to fucked hard by china though. tim cook is already flying planes full of iphones into the us like they're the mob. i feel like that could drag things down as long as lutnick and navarro are in trumps inner circle
>>60246676Wew
>>60246676fuck off, daylight savings time needs to die, not be made eternal
>>60246676People really got rid of sleep Joe just to put in sleepy Don
>>60246701Sure if you don't count inflation
>>60246680+.6% is "pumping"
>>60246707Agree 100% I want my hour back
>>60246530>shitty goyslop show paid for by big oilIm fine with them raping the planet or whatever but making me see this cringe shit is a bridgr too far. Also did they make the landman a huge cokehead or did they throw realism out the window?
data in 3 minutes
>>60246633ebin
KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOUA HATHERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DOKNOWING ME, KNOWING YOUA HAWE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT THIS TIME, WE'RE THROUGH
>>60246686You have no idea what they even consider that anymore, like you sat on the student council when a bunch of hamas retards started passing motions you voted against, does that count? What if you were a member of student government planning BBQs and they passed something, or wrote an article for the school paper that also published a pro-palestine thing?
>>60246719Pump in 1 minute
>>60246719from where?
>>60246719
>>60246731kek
>>60246658> nothing to offer75% of the clothing that Americans wear comes from southeast Asia
Odds on Intel dropping below $18 today?
>>60246676kek he will get it done before the eu cucks
data is bad, i guess we pump to the stratosphere now
Imagine participating in this market, cash/ammo/BTC/gold chads stay winning.
Dow jones dropping a whole percent and immediately recovering then dropping again?
>>60246735Haven't you noticed 75% of the clothes on the market are absolute shit?
I still don't understand what deal they can offer since Trump wants lower trade deficit. It's either sell less (so no different from tariffs) or buy more stuff they can't afford/don't need
>>60246670whoever calls first will be declared a desperate loser
>600 tons divided by 220 grams (iphone weight)>that's 2.5 million iphones>apple sold 100m iphones in the US in 2024>they have less than 1 month of supply in inventory
consoomer sentiment is bad
>>60246595Just air strikes would be a safe bet, an actual invasion would be stupid as fuck- here's no way the public has the stomach for another pointless middle east adventure. If they do go through with an invasion we'll have some advance warning when they start pre-positioning lots of troops; the run-up to the Gulf War took 5 months or so
>>60246760It's all intentionally made with shitty threads so it all falls apart at the seams within a year and you need new shirts/pants.
Why are semis green today? AMD and Nvidia seem like prime examples of companies that will be hurt a lot by the china tariffs.
>>60246699
Fuck it. All in on tesla. Either I win or Musk ends on the streets, there's no losing scenario.
insane fluctuation going on rn
>>60246755Maybe a big fund getting liquidatedMaybe market manipulation again by the US adminCan't say for sure at this point
>>60246786That's good right?
>>60246676Biden wanted to do this now Trump wants to do it, whatll be the excuse from the cucks in the senate to suddenly agree with Trump
Hmm
let's go boys
>>60246379where is the fed put?5% on 10Y?
>>60246530what is this show called? wanna know what the reviews are like
>>60246777One must pump before one dumps
>>60246760Ignoring your moving goalposts, they're shit because they're cheap, not because they are made in Asia. There are already Americans making high quality clothing products but they cost 4x what you would get elsewhere. Most people do not want to pay $100 for a t-shirt just because it's "well made".
>>60246777Check again
>>60246777there's an exemption for semis (for now, trump has said over and over again he wants to do targeted ones). Anyway, most of the semis come from taiwan, which isn't affected by the tariffs on the mainland
The only thing trump is doing is deporting legal green card holders.Tariffs are canceled, trade war is canceled, wars in the middle east are canceled.Keep buying because its all going up anyway because he's not hurting the economy except by removing legal labor and immigrants
Up,down,up,down
>>60246799any tariff past 50% isn't worth mentioningyou'd just go to the next competitor long before thatthey're just doing it for the lulz and pwns at this point, both sides
>>60246783Minecraft movie and children yearning for the mines, Big Beautiful Coal, gold as a safe storage of valueBUY BIGLY
Bond market corresponds to Trumps mood, the higher it goes the more defeated and tired he looks on cameraToday he will look like shit
>>60246595>Would this be a boots on the ground thing?"If it can be done diplomatically in a full way, the way it was done in Libya, I think that would be a good thing, Netanyahu said. "But whatever happens, we have to make sure that Iran does not have nuclear weapons."How did that work out for Libya? If something does happen, I don't like to think about what would happen to my HAL and XOM.
>>60246816What? He didn't cave on the tariffs, it would be a political suicide. That's why we're seeing stupid moves like "please call me Xi, I'm too important to do that myself".
>>60246812For starters I'm not whoever you think you're responding to because I never put up any goalposts in the first place, and you're wrong, most people don't want to look like a temu but like you.
Why did intel drop
>yuros wake up and stretch at US market open>DXY under 100 oh no no no no noelecting boomer tv mongoloids to larp as president is fundamentally unsound??
Who's buying these wild dumps and pumps.
>>60246833Mmmmmmmm, big beautiful coal
>>60246838If only there was an agreement in place that gave us extraordinary control over irans nuclear infrastructure
Is this all retail tards? Lol
>>60246838>we have to make sure that Iran does not have nuclear weaponsoooh Sandniggas : IEDs Bugaloo 3, it worked so well in Irak and Afghanistan, bullish.
Shit, I might actually see that shit and piss bart.
NEW TRUTH
Okay so if I'm an euro and want to buy a house with a mortage, is this good or bad for me? The whole € getting more valuable against the dollar thing and etc etc
>>60246869The no longer silent majority has an obscene amount of money.I don't think rate cuts are coming any time soon>>60246848He paused them which means he basically canceled them. They're never going to be implemented. If he hadn't caved the interest rates would be 0 and usury would have been banned in the united states
S&P trading like a complete shitcoin kekmy puts are ruined but i'll keep them till expiration, you never know
I sold everything and bought gold in JanuaryI've made more money doing that authentic anything else. Gold is a shiny rock and we just can't get enough of it, have you bought shiny rocks anon? Or are you still trading imaginary pieces of companies or whatever
>>60246850No shit Sherlock. If people could afford luxury brand clothing, cars, jewelry, etc that's what they would buy. But they can't, so they don't, so they settle for Temu.All that moving the cheap shit to America would do is make it more expensive than what the average American is already paying, and for what? "Jobs" working in a sweatshop? The national security of our sneakers?
>>60246866That was Obama's deal so he had to destroy it just like how he had to destroy all of biden's policies.
>>60246812They're cheap because they're poorly made >>60246776 and for the decades those factories have been running, the quality has remained poor. Any other place with actual quality controls would be making stuff better, not worse. Frankly Americans cant do it better either, LVMH's new Texas facility is one of Louis Vuitton's worst-performing location. They throw out 40% of the finished materials because the people making them haven't gotten the 30 years of experience working leather to their QC. These things take time to master, in the US that might happen but I have zero faith that Vietnam or Thailand ever will, not seeing what they've done to Nike.
I wish i was good at daytrading. sometimes i like to watch the stock progress and all i see is my own failure to capitalize on any kind of movement
>>60246892He kept the 10% tariff. And he keeps talking about other countries coming forward with "good deals that we'd consider". He still can't accept defeat, but he also can't keep moving at that pace because it obliterates the markets. That's why he paused some of the tariffs imo.
>>60246894What do you mean? It's shaping up to be a generic, uneventful crab day.
>boomers are unironically fighting to put their kids back into coalmines
>>60246917Do paper trades, watch your Monopoly money disappear, feel better
Pump must precede dump
>>60246861Boomers will never surrender power.
>>60246922>half percent swing in 1 second>uneventful crab day
>>60246260what in the fuck is this pattern called
>>60246595You can't have boots on the ground in Iran unless you enter war economy and send there everything you have, the main problem is logistics, any realistic war with Iran would be an air campaign to shut down the nuclear programm + long range strike capabilities + defense industry, you would also need to take estensive precautions to protect Israel and Gulf States from the retalliation
>>60246884Good possibly, lower rates because of demand for EU bonds. Also potentially bad because demand for EU real estate goes up.
set alarms for dow jones above 400 or below 390. Gonna tap out and play vidya til I gotta go back to work at 11:30
>>60246948
>>60246948The shitcoin
I got bad news for you burgers. The narcassistic supply from wrecking the world economy wore off. Like the Ukraine day 1/day9000 '''''peace deal'''''''' wore off. Next up is a higher level hit, and that's WAR. Iran is the obvious target as Nuttyahoo is the potus rather than Elon Musk right now. He would really like to try China after they bitched him this week but even he is not that nuts. So Iran it is!
the pump is required for the dump to commence
>>60246899I'm not some crusty boomer who is going to retire within the next decade so I don't mind more risk-on assets. Gold has zero chance to outperform stocks or even the VOO or SPY over any longer investment timeline.
>>60246927If I was Biden I would have forced university students to go farm or mine coal for a year. Have them spread democratic thinking, terrorize the rural chuds. No way any conservative thinking would be possible for years.
>>60246963>war with IranSo bullish?
THATS A QUAD TOP NOW JEROME.CUT IT OUT.LET IT DUMP.
How cucked are you if you bought a house in the last 3 months
>>60246906Telk that to LVMH. And yes, factory work has always been menial and not fun, it's why they call it work, but the flip side is it used to pay enough to buy a home or support a family. You want cheap lead covered shit from China? Go move there
A depression is required to revitalize American manufacturingThere is no other way
AMD (Advanced MAGA Dicks) will release a dual core budget GPU tomorrow called the Pelosi 1776 which will force Chinese tariffs over 9000% because they have no method to fab -500nm wafers to implement deepshit v2.0 cost efficiently to ruin the AI bid in order to create the conditions where Bill Gates hires private security to protect his face.
>>60246948Is Intel unironically a value play at this point? I mean, realistically how much lower can it get? At one point they will either get their shit together or they'll be bought out, either way it seems like a good deal at these prices.
LOOK AT ME NOW, WILL I EVER LEARN?I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I SUDDENLY LOSE CONTROLTHERE'S A FIRE WITHIN MY SOULAND I CAN HEAR A BELL RING(ONE MORE LOOK) AND I FORGET EVERYTHING, WHOAMAMMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAINMY, MY, HOW CAN I RESIST YOU?MAMMA MIA, DOES IT SHOW AGAIN?MY, MY, JUST HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU?
>>60247004You should only be trading ironically at this point in time. Come back in two mos with that question.
>>60246963They will start with Greenland, way cheaper than Iran.
>>60246995I'm tempted to buy a house now. Money is going to be worthless soon so you can pay off the mortgage with monopoly money
>>60246986yeah probably. Some old timer told me the market surged on gulf war 1 when I think it was James Baker said 'regrettably.....BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60247020nah just wait a bit more and you won't have to pay off any mortgage, just shoot the other guy and take it. this is bullish.
>>60246986>>war with Iran>So bullish?Could be. Depends on Iran's chances to disrupt petrol production or shut down the straight of Hurmuz.
>>60247002making everyone poor is one part of the equationfinding supply chains is the othertoo bad about that chyna tarriff
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AHHHHHH
There is now a nonzero chance the nasdaq spells MAHA today
Uh oh stinky
>>60246963This lady as shadow puppetmaster is funny as fuck, very Florida
uh oh stinky
>Trump eet
BOND YIELD UP BOND YIELD UP
>pump didn't even last an hour...
PCE won't be great. Components in PPI that go into PCE were higher this month than last. And there were revisions (Portfolio Management mom from 0,5% to 8,1% for last month (PPI Core was revised up, maybe because of this))
>treasuries 5% for 30 yearscomfy desu
>>60247056Fuck trump
Bond market is imploding again, not a good sign. Next up is a financial crisis
19 days till Sell in May and go away
Is the bond market literally exploding another hidden bear trap for china?
We are teetering on the brink of collapse
>>60247059And now VIX is spiking
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>>60247065>thinking you can buy anything with usd in 30 years
>>60247077But what about the plan to devalue bonds to refinance US debt?
>>60246772Wouldn't you need to weigh the box or a crate or something? I doubt the mass is phone-only.
Xi-dono please dump these fucking bonds already I can't deal with this shitass crab market anymore.
Lul even at this low we've had 13% CAGRI hate slurpers with a passion.
>>60247098man if that's the point we're at in 30 years it's all over anyway
Navarro is such a retard too, he's panicking and trying to talk up the market. It's only making things worse. We're in deep shit now if the 10Y keeps going up
>>60247077>>60247082Shouldn't have fuck with the Nips. They hold almost a trillion in US bonds.
Wew that VIX stock is pure gold it always goes up 10% minimum they just can't keep it down!
COME ON, FEEL THE NOIZEGIRLS ROCK YOUR BOYSWE GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWNWE GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
KEK SOXL BAGGIES
rest assured there will be a truth social post to nuke my short position from orbit
>Inflation expectations soar in the University of Michigan consumer survey, highest since 1981uh ohh
Does anyone have any spells or rituals I can cast to make the funny green arrow go up?
>>60247132Nothingburger. Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.
>>60247131naturally
>>60247077nah it'll be fine trust the plan two more weeks
>>60246948sometimes you just need a small win
You know you've fucked up when yields are spiking, yet your stock market is crashing
>>60246995Actually pretty good. Mortgage interest rates are tied to the bond market, so this bond market shit is making mortgage rates skyrocket. Tariffs are inflationary, so materials cost for new home construction are going up. Deportation also increases labor cost for new home construction. And new home construction cost going up means existing real estate will appreciate. And despite what people say, mortgage defaults specifically on single family homes are still near an all time low -- it's landlords in multifamily homes that are getting fucked because they got into the habit of constantly refinancing their properties.I'd say for the short to medium term that new home buyers who bought at the brief mortgage rate bottom from December through February are probably sitting quite pretty. There might be better deals in a year or two, but until then that time frame was the best time to buy a home for a couple years.
>>60247134>>60247134>>60247134new thread
>>60247136Based fellow patriot
I WILL BREAK YOU
question. should powell be dropping interest rates? I know tariffs will increase price level. and that the new data came out before the tariffs even came out, but what if deflation happens since nobody buys goods at all? (might be a dumb question)
>>60246464Look at the 30y Capitalistchads rise up
>>60247132Uh oh!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSxECJNYPuA
We're closing in on being up 1% on the 10Y in 5 days. It was 3.9% at the low and is now nearly 4.6% - the bond market is supposed to be less volatile and moves like this are really bad lol, it's even worse cause stocks are down and the 10Y yield is also going up. If credit spreads increase too fast, things will break soon unironically
>>60247135yeah it's called .308 Winchester, don't miss like the other retard
>>60247141If your goal is to reduce your trade deficit with the world that (as part of a weakening dollar) is exactly what you'd expect to happen if the market thinks you'll do it
>>60246711you never just buy 1. You do spreads. Sell the near term buy the long term. This is the basis trade. Just raw yield till the next inversion.
>>60247135Focus on rolling 7's itt and pray to the East, I've pointed this out before.
>>60247102>he listened to /pol/
>Massive 70 story building computer networks are beating the shit out of eachother with billions of dollars at this very moment....
>>60247179How much money in interest is 1%It has to be over a trillion right
>>60247140Based. Don't spend that all in one place
>>60246530thats a really good show from what I'm told
>>60247192Some Japanese hedgefund did that and got BTFO
S&P 500 5Y performance = +88.86%Gold 5Y performance = +87.05%Two numbah that make me raugh rerry hard. It's a big pile of rocks that just lay around! Corporate fuckwads versus rockpiles, who will win?
holy shitcoinstop itthank youTHANK YOU
tesla went down, i got a nice 7000€ payout, life is good. who else here gambling their life away?
>>60247348You just happen to compare the S&P 500 at its almost lowest vs gold at ATH. S&P crushed Gold on the 5 year chart just 2 months ago.
>>60247410Nobody here is advocating for holding gold 30 years we are not boomers. Gold is a high volatilty trade, you buy when you expect market chaos and sell when the volatility stops. Easiest trade ever.
>>60246777because they know everything will be fine
>>60247387The speed of plaid
>>60246812even with expensive things you need to be careful. pants with a nike logo on them are the same quality as the $20 pants.. sometimes the cheap ones are even better than the expensive brand ones
>>60246812a lot of the expensive shit is also made in sea. low tier lvmh bags/purses are made in china, mid tier and high end are also made by chinks, but in italy.vietnam actually has very good quality stuff you can buy for pretty cheap locally.
>>60246772>Ship phones through vietnam>pay no tarrifs
