Crisis averted. It's over, the House won. China lost.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>60246260
FUCKING PUMP OR DUMP, THERE IS NO CRAB
Do any of you actually gamble in a casino?
>up>down>up>down
reminder if trump sends out a truth that kills your positions he's gonna be doing it from the doctor's office wearing a hospital gown
fincel thread
MINES
i made 20% on a 0dte TSLA puti'm finna grow this little 3 fig 0dte account
SEXOOOOOOOOO
DEATH TO CRABS
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
Chyna is winning! I repeat, Chyna is winning!
Trust the plan fellow pedes
How many internet computers do i need to make it?
Some tard pumped one of my puts for a split second so my graph for today is fucked
Anyone else trust Trump? I think he's got this under control.
Watch this.
Don't worry guys soon there won't even be a casino anymore
Will today be the day?
SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME DARLINGCAN'T YOU HEAR ME SOS
the market is crabbing, but also schizoalso DENN -4.3%
>>60247201Fuck you powell
Oh this is why Intel keeps going down, their new CEO is a CCP asset. I'm expecting he'll be given the boot within the next few weeks/months and the stock will drop below $15.
>>60247201
>>60247194I'm high confidence that the Cuck Put is in play
>>60247218I think you meant to say "Fuck you Trump" since this is entirely his fault, the Fed doesn't control the long end of the curve in yields
God I wish I had huge E cups
If I was a dark magician in the administration I'd force (via legal threats or other means) roaring kitty to start talking about how shorts are destroying the market and we need to just buy the dip for america
>>60247208All three levels.
>>60247166prostate exam I hope
Gentlemen, I need help. I bought DELL at fucking 117 and I want to get out, but how do I reasonably recover from such a loss? There's no way DELL makes a comeback, right?
CHIQUITITA TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG
>>60247132
>stocks are based on literally nothing but vibes and hopium while bonds and the dollar crashThis is good right
>>60247163I'm sure how many people here can actually count past ten.
>>60247233what for
>>60247253BIGBEAUTIFULYIELDS
>>60247247lol, cut your losses already
>>60247257
Crab market is fucking me
>>60247163I just came here to watch the fireworks.Don't even own any stocks ro plan on buying anything. Seems like a blood pressure hazard to me.
>>60247264God I wish that was me
pump status?
sorry i farted so it went up.
>>60247257At least it means people are totally fleeing the system.Absolute economic meltdown is if we see stocks, bonds, and the dollar all getting torpedoed at the same time and at similar rates.Right now DXY is green, stocks are mixed, and bond yields are up. So we're kind of neutralish today. Still, bonds are the gorilla in the room I think, so that should put a squeeze on Trump.
BEGONE SNIBBS I'M TIRED OF YOUR GAMES
If I can get full combo on this before lunchtime the economy is saved
>>60247283Cancelled, we’re dumping again
>>60247257Good for my puts when reality sets in later today.
>>60247264To give (You) a paizuri
PATRIOTS STAY CALM AND CONTINUE TO PROVIDE EXIT LIQUIDITY
>>60247257It's...amazing to witness. It's like the writing on the wall is right there but retail is running on pure supply of hopium and memories of the good times.
lost 11k on an option that expired. forgot that it expires at 12:00 locally
>>60247290CNBC was noting how the effective tariff rate even at his "walkback" is still 20% ex China, 28% with China included. Historical tariffs was 3%, so in reality nothing major has changed and we're still in a really fucked position (especially with China). They really went into this thinking they could just do this and things would just magically "work"
Still wish I cashed out of my oil stocks three weeks ago instead of deciding to long term hold for dividends. Currently down $4k
>>60247293Bearish outlook
>>60247276
BREAKINGhttps://x.com/kanyewest/status/1910432430278008838https://x.com/kanyewest/status/1910432900920860978KANYE WEST ATTAINS TRANNY GF HAREM AND BUYS THEM EXPENSIVE HANDBAGSTHIS IS BULLISH, BUY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!
what should i buy to profit from it if i actually believe dollar will get canned as the reverse currency?
>>60247293you forgot to redact your previous one buddy
>>60247325yuan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyKQffs8TTQ
>>60247231>its trumps fault the chinese have engaged in market manipulation and corporate espionage for their entire historysure bud
>>60247328lol
I love how the start to today looks so dramatic then you zoom out to 5 days and it's literally nothing.
>>60247328LOL
>>60247325Unironically put it all in potash.
market is way too optimistic again
>>60247336they had the mandate of heaven for it.
>>60247340Based retard
I love stability
>>60247340ADHD zoomer retard
>>60247327I didn't particularly care either way but felt like I may as well in case someone felt the need to screech at me for whatever reason.
>>60247324>calls a tranny a man>buys it a bagkek baggies
>largest weekly green candle since 1982kekAmerica F or S??????
>>60247317Absolutely lmfao my hand cramps playing this shit. I need to plug in my pop'n music controller and remap it.
>down 50k in the last monthi sure hope this stops sooni wouldn't wanna turn screws in a tsla sweatshop when i'm 70
>>60247325CAD
>>60247301Joining the prayer
>>60247371Don't worry, turning screws in a Tesla workshop will be automated. You'll go to the coal mines.
>>60247351ah thats fair. however, i declare GOLDEN AGE
>US Collapsing>Russia gaining powerYeah its time for europe to collapse. Eurofaggots lost while Trump and Putin fucking won
>>60247208no
>>60247310Does data actually support this idea that retail is doing all the buying?
MR CRAB I WANT OFF YOUR WILD RIDE
>>60247386Can he afford that much plywood?
>>60247386
> be trump> 4D chess grandmaster> announce insane reciprocal tariffs, refuse to elaborate formula> global markets implode, msm shrieks about trade apocalypse> exactly as planned> china mad, retaliates by cutting off hollywood films imports> woke propaganda machine collapses overnight> unintended victory (or genius 5D psyop?)> PANICANS devastated, patriots get what they voted for> defense spending to $1 trillion, biggest in history> neoliberals crying fiscal murder, doesn't matter> short-term (1 day) consumer pain, strategic sacrifice> tariffs force rapid reshoring of US manufacturing> full industrial renaissance starts. the golden era is real> factories rise overnight, fully automated, AI-driven> trump literally weaponized protectionism into autarky> nations panic, realize new rules: obey or starve> EU and japan run to DC, beg for tariff-free trade deal> elon spams milton friedman videos to confuse more> trump laughs, grants zero tariffs to obedient allies> global trade realigns around america> hyper-acceleration, american supremacy back on the menu> china implodes, yuan collapses, CCP regime in shambles> America starts colonizing the stars> everyone confused, patriots wink at each other: they knew, tariffs were always smoke screen, pure leverage> trump still winning, abundance timeline securedhow does he keep doing it, Panicans?
>>60247384*blocks your path*
Is this how the rest of the day is going to go? Constantly alternating between red and green every half hour?
>>60247386EUpoors are winning per default ever since drumpf got elected cause they need 2 weeks an 40 vote rounds to pass something while we got a monkey that bypasses congress
>>60247399he can ask shoigu for his strategic reserves
>>60247384thanks, i hate it
>>60247349I dunno, there's big losers and big gainers that are cancelling each other out if you look at the indexes. I think mining and cloud compute holding companies do have some reason for optimism.
>>60247320crab til lunch and then a truthxeet ike "xi jinping is shrewd but has extremely SOFT hands" causes a rip that makes me question everything
>>60247406yes
>>60247310>>60247394No, retail makes up like less than 20% of the markets trades
>>60247403im putting down all my assets that trump doenst know how to play chess
>>60247415god that made me actually laugh out loud (lol)
>>60247412Digging into the strategic reserve is very bullish. I see a bright future for Putin.
>>60247325Gold, preferably physical cause paper gold is fake
>>60247394This is algos chopping each other up until longer term money picks the side. If you ever want to see this thing work watch the live ES futures. Retail 2 contract bob has got nothing to do with it.
>>60247431Thats sound a good response, thanks
>USDA gutted>subsidies for school lunches and other programs that purchased food from farmers eliminatedis this bearish (farmers getting fucked) or bullish (commercial farms getting to buy up farmland for dirt cheap)
>>60247411>slowest most convoluted admin>so slow whatever you're doing doesn't matter anymore>it actually save your ass>now you're somehow winningEVVVVVROPA PATRIA NOSTRVVVVVVV
>>60247423Yeah, I'm not touching that shit. I'm going to sit this one out and watch.
me taking in that spicy slurperino
>>60247415Not mentioned in the headlines:>"If the U.S. continues to impose additional tariffs on Chinese goods exported to the U.S., China will ignore it, said the Chinese finance ministry."They already consider this whole thing a farce and shan't reply any further.
>>60247440US farmers will get subsidies eventually, it's one of the oldest traditions of welfare in this country
>>60247441The less you do, the more you win.
>>60247134>still downI WANT TO SNIFF HER ASS AND LICK HER ARMPITS DO DULL THE PAIN
>>60247447Oracle wants to buy that.
>>60247440>oh no, the goyslop production line has been impactedThe state should have never been paying for school lunches, taxpayer dollars going to pay some retarded ape children
>>60247403So much this. channel your energy my bros we are about to hit the golden age. Fuck the tranny bobos
>>60247472children don't need school, children need the mines. they can buy their own fucking lunch.
>>60247472Feeding ape children wholesome food rather than candy and energy drinks can reduce chimpouts by 75%. You don't understand how to invest in the future of your nation.
>>60247386>Russia >gaining powerzigger detected
>>60247452>subsidiesfrom what federal agency? it'd have to be a trumpbucks check because nobody exists to disburse subsidies>>60247472goyslop or not, it's still another significant demand shock to agriculture
>>60247201Casino doesn't close until the 30Y hits 5%
>>60247451So Trump is going to keep throwing his boomer tantrum and China is going to ignore him. Is this bullish or bearish?
>>60247325ammo and canned food
>>60247500Go back
the worst thing about the upcoming recession is that we aren't going to get any floor trader kino. digital truly has no sovl
>>60247521crabbish
>>60247386Russia literally has a GDP lower than the UK
>>60247134Trump is Kronii posting
Not posted on /smg/ in a few years, you did buy Rolls Royce when I told you to, didn't you?
rocking back and forth telling myself the stock market isn't the real economy as politics changes the economy overnight
what kind of market collapse would it take for the house and senate to turn on him and impeach? or would people sooner pull a french revolution?
>>60247514Department of Agriculture
>>60247547None of the above things will happen regardless of what he does
>>60247543
>>60247546>>60247500go back to /k/ nafotranny this is a russian thread
>>60247494I know some of these people are memeing but it's dumbfounding how many people think education is a waste of taxpayer dollars when high-skill labor is the foundation of our economy.
>>60247394What I meant to say is more like it's clear that the big beautiful finance institutions don't trust this market, USD and/or the country as a whole. The institutions that hold the vast majority of the money that circulates in the world. It's like there's a game of chicken of pulling out slowly but not alarmingly fast because that would cause a rapid race to the bottom and then nobody gets their expected share back.
>>60247558
>>60247565shut up and mine harderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk
>>60247565the foundation of our economy is grubhub
Ukraine LOST
>>60247573oh so it's like musical chairs but with baggies
>>60247558Wrong russia retards are too poor to invest in the market
>>60247591Buh duh*recorder noises*buh duh duh duh
>still crabs
>>60247565education is almost entirely waste though. 99% of it is indoctrinating people with the national founding myth to produce disposable, identical factory drones, and the rest is gay shit, maybe if you are lucky they will have an algebra class.the US is not immune from this. if anything they should do comprehensive education reform where all pointless shit - history, literature, english etc - is cut out in favor of math, math, math, math, personal finance, math, economics, logic, and soience.
>>60247565foundation of your economy is mexicans working for less than minimal wage
>>60247591Just because you do Grubhub for a living doesn’t mean it’s the foundation of our economy
>go back to /k/ nafotranny this is a russian thread
woah what the fuck was that
>>60247225Intel keeps going down because they're not competitive anymore and completely reliant on international trade
Giant green candle wtf happened
I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM GOING BACK TO SLEEP, THE MARKET MAY FINALLY MOVE AGAIN
>>60247623Scamwick to liquidate the shorts.
>>60247611nah that was the 60s, today it's us paying chinamen to outsource to koreans to contract to indonesians for less than minimum wage
>>60247618stop /k/oping
>>60247618How do I short India
>>60247565Many people who think current education is a waste think that it is because the biomaterial being educated is not as malleable as people think. Personally I'm not this kind of guy (I am a white man's burden kind of guy), but I know you know they exist.Then there is a nested tier of these types who believe that essentially a soft doctrine of caste should be reestablished via a return to "family professions." Essentially English tier social mobility for the USA. I find this gay but I understand that it is basically the bias-over-variance approach to a stable society for a certain type of boring guy.
/smg/ ukraine war general
>>60247386russia is basically big indonesia with oceans of tundra instead of oceans of water
a-a-are we winning yet patriot-bros....
>No new tariffs from Chinathat basically means the trade war is now at standstill and the situation can settle. Expect crabbing to continue until 28 half-days have passed.
>>60247639Special Military operation General
>>60247636Go long on toilet futures. US soldiers are going to go in and force them to use the loo
>>60247648are you retarded? the ramifications of the trade war haven't even set in yet, there is no "settling."
>>60247639This is ehy I hope the world will one day just literally cut the internet cables that go to r*ssia so we don't have to hear about their shithole and current dear leader ever again
>>60247315Right, China is the one that's really going to still fuck everything up. Every big box retailer, every small business relying on custom orders, every medium business that needs machines and parts, etc.And there's only two real choices here: They either buy the same goods as before at these insane rates, or they go out of business.
>>60247606>Be able to read is badHoly retard
>>60247163I love playing craps
>>60247447see make the woman blonde and the man bald and this is russia.>>60247644
>squiggly line on robinhead omgawd what hapenput a fucking vwap on a five second candle chart I'm begging you
BUSINESS AND FINANCE YOU STUPID NIGGERS>NOW LOOK AT THIS YIELD
I hate troons so much
>>60247324Can't wait for the faggots that support that shit to shit on Kanye because he supports it now
>>60247652ignore adhd retards
>>60247545>downward trendit's over
>>60247647Colorized
>>60247647Those guys are your great-grandparents, they made money, fucked women, controlled the world, and had retarded grandchildren who thought their jobs should be done instead by spics and Chinese.
uh guys? can we talk about the market?is this normal?
>>602476680.124 is a pretty wild upswing, I can't deny
>>60247565People think this way because the education system has failed them. 1/3rd of Americans are functionally illiterate and can't understand sequences of events or identify opposing arguments in an essay. They're not even fit for trade school; all they can do is take the coal mining job. And they fall for the lies pumped out by politicians because all they can comprehend are Tiktok or X feeds.If you haven't read hundreds of books, you are functionally illiterate, and you will be incompetent because your personal experiences alone aren't broad enough to support you.
How can a stability measurement fluctuate like this? SURELY it would be going up under these circumstances? I know, it goes up when other line go down but it's a retarded system
>>60247668zoom out tho
>>60247668Whoops, looks like America is done
Lul I wonder if they're looking to put yellen in jail for using the fdic to bail in her personal bank. SVB
>>60247668Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Germany's yield.
>>602477004.59 now
>>60247663You know I am right. You can either read without the help of school or you were doomed from the start. You weren't reading at a "12.9 grade level" before starting high school? NGMI
You guys are making tons of money on these hundred point swings across the major indexes every ten minutes, right
>>60247668
How good will Sean Hannity be as the next Chairman of the Fed Reserve ? maybe jesse watters would be better ?
>>60247698Trump needs to post a truth NOW
>>60247687wypipos cant handle spicy market hun
30Y about to be 5%
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US30Y30Y AT 4.99%>30Y AT 4.99%30Y AT 4.99%>30Y AT 4.99%30Y AT 4.99%>30Y AT 4.99%30Y AT 4.99%>30Y AT 4.99%PREPARE FOR KEKOUT
>>60247686I'm not descended from laborers but that's sick that your great grandparents had sex. Most people's great grandparents never had sex that's why most people don't exist
OH YEAH MR KRABS
>>60247713
>>60247606that 99% of indoctrination isn't necessarily utility for the individual but it is utility for society. Beyond the relative aesthetic charms of colonial era America, I don't have any great love for the founding fathers (besides pussy hound Franklin, who wrote one of the best letters ever https://web.viu.ca/davies/H320/Franklin.advice.mistress.htm). But founding myths can be an important unification for people, and when expressed in ultimately benign ways (4th of july cookouts and shit), they can provide a communal baseline.
>>60247695This is your country
>>60247720>>60247718For the love of god can’t someone do it???? Why won’t someone just do it already?????
>>60247706>Now let's see Germany's yield.BLACK: 10 YR TBILL YIELD YTDBLUE: GERMAN 10 YR BUND YIELD YTD
>>60247668hahahaha market is bullshitare we not bribing the ratings agencies(warren buffet) anymore?greek debt/gdp 155% btwUS 120%
>>60247714Trump should be chairman and Jerome should be president. Freaky Friday style
>>60247706Should I sell bros??? It's red....
>>60247744Germany will bail Greece out. Who will bail the US out?
Is high yield good or bad for stocks
>>60247163I do occasionally play blackjack. Literally nothing else.
>>60247713AIEEEEEE DON'T MAKE ME LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH>>60247415Patriots have diamond hands in comparison, strong bigly hands!
>>60247730that's fair, i just believe that the propaganda should be more truthful and less fake and homosexual, and that the core job should be teaching these little shits math instead of teaching them about gay activism in the northern war of agression
>>60247720XI-DONO PLEASE JUST A FEW MEASLY BONDSPLEASE JUST DUMP THEM
>>60247759it's good for kneepads
>>60247606>pointless shit - history, literature, english etcOkay retard, learning grammar and rhetoric were considered essential components of becoming an educated person alongside logic and numerical reasoning going all the way back to the Classical period.
>>60247759traditionally it was viewed that in addition to the yield of bonds moving inversely to prices that their prices moved inversely to stockshowever over the last decade it has become clear that this is a crock of shit and bonds actually do whatever the fuck they want regardless of what stocks do
Trump gonna take my healthcare. Working contract or multiple part time jobs is so fucked.
>>60247714for me, it's harris faulkner.
>>60247775that's a cope. if you can't grasp grammar before going to school, no amount of help will save you.
>>60247723I'll have you know my great grandpa was one of the first bitcoin miners, it's honest wage for an honest work, I'll be DAMNED if you try to denigrate him.
nothing is happening
>>60247782that's a lizard person 110%
>>60247766Frankly outside of alebgra I think the average kid is better off having a comprehension of language and literature than stuff at the pre-calc calc level unless they desire a career in STEM.
VIX lmao
>>60247789TWEET SOMETHING YOU ORANGE FUCK I CAN'T STAND THIS CRABBING AAAAAAAAAAA
>>60247736it's very amusing, US farmers have been HEAVILY subsidized through direct subsidy and guaranteed demand (through USAID, USDA, etc)and now the person that 78% of them voted for is gutting all of that right before planting season
>>60247713>LOOK AT THIS BOND YIELD GRAPH>EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH>HOW DID OUR STOCKS GET SO RED?>AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON ELON'S HEAD?
>>60247789yeah this is the most boring depression EVER
Currently bullish on Bernie Sanders being elected president.
>>60247739>>60247768YOU WILL BE EDGED AT 4.97% UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
>>60247793Algebra and math in general gives a good framework for problem solving. I think that would be a better emphasis than mechanically drilling in arithmetic.
>>60247806He's genuinely too old. He'd be 87 by the time he gets into office.
>>60247802>brings up musk for no reasonYou have to go back
>>60247758America can pull itself up by its bootstraps
>>60247809Agreed. I'm more of a lit guy and not very good at math, but algebra is a lot of fun even to non-math people if oriented as a problem solving exercise (and not just with shit word problems).
>>60247739Nobody wants to be personally responsible for what happens next
>YieldsAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>60247714Mike Lindell will give us sub 1% interest rates within 30 days of assuming office.
>>60247811Currently bullish on Bernie Sander's 20 year old clone being elected president.
>>60247825He genuinely think he's gonna try to prop up AOC but I don't think she can make it as prez.
>>60247811He's been riling people up pretty well though
>>60247793Ironically half the time people say STEM the mean programming and a return to classical grammar (Greek/Latin) for the youth would probably prime the mind very well for that sort of thinking. Of course, STEM == programming is OVER
>>60247824He's running for Governor of Minnesota instead.
>>60247821tungsten carbide resistance at 4.97
>>60247833No I mean literally.I'm bullish on Sanders cloning himself a young body, mind swapping and being elected.
>>60247838Even basic logic helps a lot to orient towards programming mindset. There's lots of games that foster that line of thinking too (I was able to get a bunch of STEM dorks I knew in college hooked on Magic the Gathering by describing the layer system and mechanics as if it were a program).
>>60247811How long is the line of succession to reach him?
>>60247833AOC is beating schumer in polling for NY Senate. More likely she does that then tries to run for pres.
>>60247785>If you can't grasp grammar before going to school.Where the fuck else are they going to learn it?
>>60247851lmao
>>60247824>Mike LindellMan I forgot about that pillow fucker, whatever happened to him? Last I heard he was in bad economic straits
>>60247851Kys retard
>>60247818I'm a bit deeper on the math side and I received a more classical education on math.You really unlock new modes of thinking in math when you can see multiplication geometrically and when you think via vectors and linear algebra. Geometrical thinking used to be a part of classical math education, but they dropped it because it's difficult. I think that's a mistake in retrospect. Calculating and visualizing probabilities becomes so much easier with geometric thinking.
>silverWTFWT
>>60247864Do you really think the Dems will run a black woman again?
i don't think dems will unroll the china tariffs if elected desu
>>60247851Why? He's just going to cuck out and walk with your donations again
>>60247870t. Clone Sanders unbeliever
>>60247720>other countries work hard to make stuff for you >you borrow money from them to buy it>they don't trust you anymore >they redeem the bondsWho could have foreseen this
>>60247874They will if they want to slurp the dip
BUY. THE. YIELDS.
>>60247874aoc is a sexy mammary-laden latina not black
>>60247874I hope so. Someone young and sexy with big tiddies.
>>60247866Not at school
>>60247793i work in "comp" "sci", and i find my linguistic skills generally at least as important as my math skills if not more. when you build an interface, you don't build an equation, you build a domain-specific language. and building interfaces is important unless others don't use your code (almost never happens in a professional setting, obviously).
>>60247871Many moons ago when I last did calculus, the prof started the course with a crash course on formal logic and statistics and it made everything click a lot easier. Although I am ashamed to say that despite crushing my two stats classes I remember almost none of it outside of the very basics of normal distributions and standard deviations lol
Buy Treasuries?
>>60247864AOC is cute, she would have my vote. Idk about her politics but cutie win, simple as.
>>60247874AOC is a latina, people like latinas
>>60247874They need someone with maxed out Charisma like obummer and Bill Clinton. The only black lady they have is jasmine crockett from texas.
>>60247879The technology for cloning Sanders just isn’t there, now a head transplant on the other hand…
>>60247902>>60247903Nose too big
we're vibespumping on SPX
>>60247885>>60247888Which means she'll have zero support from women voters.It's one thing for women saying they'd like to see a woman president, but roasties seethe if she's young and attractive.
>>60247910If you fall for Bernie's grift again you are literally retarded.
>>60247907i really really want to see white people's nuclear level of seethe at her winning, even though itd never happen (whites would turn out at reagan levels to stop her)
>>60247898That would quite a plot twist.
>>60247877Tariffs can be hard to unravel. We still have tariffs on Volkswagon trucks from the 60's when we didn't want them to compete with US trucksBut these tariffs are so broad and so heavily disliked that I think it would light a fire under their ass
>>60247812Derangement.
>>60247866Nowhere. You either acquire it naturally (like most people) or you never get it. Teaching it is a waste of effort. Those in the class who do not already have this information will get no value from the exercise.
>>60247698German/US 10yr yield spread fucking dumping
>>60247929Clone Sanders would fix it.
>>60247877Yes they will, this is a trade embargo not a normal tariff plan
>>60247902Why didn't you vote for kamala bro
>>60247939make more clones, he could fill the entire cabinet
let me exit my positons before noon I have real work to do
>>60247896>comp sci>furry>thinks programming should be interfacing with webs of objects instead of math expressionskek i cant blame your kind for being consistent
>>60247914vibescrabbing now
>>60247714inb4 Trump takes a play out of Caesar's playbook and nominates himself as chairman while retaining his seat as president
>>60247939>>60247951I hate to say it boys but the only way to save this country is a cabinet of cloned grumpy jews who are less warm on Israel than Donny (somehow)
>>60247951There's only one Sanders for the mind transfer anon
>>60247924Is that due to lobbying?General whole country tariffs seem pretty easy to undo.
>>60247949Because I'm frog
>>60247939i actually used to trust that bastardslimy motherfucker has no morals at all
why is WMT oscillating rapidly? by all rights walmart should be dumping bc china. and their groceries, while local, hardly turn a profit
I stand by my earlier "zoom out" comments. Today looks even more dramatic than before but it still barely moves the needle on the 5 day chart. What an absolutely crazy time to be alive.
>>60247929Holy shit. Language acquisition and Grammar are not synonymous you fucking dumbass. Confirmed retard.
>>60247973>fortunately
>>60247979>reading comprehensionYou are part of the problem kek, where did I say that? Oh, I didn't.Again, you either get it, or you don't. fucking retard.
>>60247973short boeing
>>60247975All their competition for cheap shit are going to go bankrupt leaving Walmart with the market cornered.
>>60247864>still believes in polling Kek, jej even
>>60247713Do the 30y!!!
>>60247975Lots of stories out about how Walmart is trying to make the Chinese suppliers eat as much of the cost as they can
>>60247998Polling would be reliable again of the rebanned robocalls
>>60248013>"P-please call me Xi..."Lmao
>>60248009so it’s raw cope and the second news breaks (again) that china won’t eat the cost, they’re down
>>60248013>HELP ME XI IM WINNINGAmerica ladies and gentlemen
>>60247973no one is immune from propoanda
>>60247998Most of those have leads within the margin of error, though. Trump ultimately won by 1.5% in the popular vote so even that is squarely within those margins.
>>60247973Bullish
>>60248027>propoandaWho
>>60248013>>60248024>>60248025Fake newsTrump wonKamala lostUkraine lost
>>60247494They don’t fucking eat it bro. No one who has any of these “it’s a poverty problem”hippy dippy views understands the wild basketball American because they have never actually lived among them. They live like shit because they want to. No amount of money or community programs or crime leniency or free housing will change anything
>>60248013>p-p-p-please g-g-give us a call you sassy b-b-baka!lol
>>60248013"Just calling to let you know to call me."
>>60247998you don't know how to read a poll. 3.5 - 4% margin of error is massive and the final results were within the estimation. secondly, National polling isn't relevant when battleground states are all that matters.
New thread doko
>>60248025Kek.
>>60247740>Bonds trading like crypto
>>60248013DEARXII WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AINT CALLING
>>60248013>please call me, yuki UwU~~
>>60248048I do know actually, and if the polls are wrong by margin of 4-1 they're obviously a fucking failure.
>>60248029japanese would be a nightmare. Infer the meaning from the context.Perhaps coding could only happen in englishsubject verb object
>>60248062I LEFT MY STOCKS, MY BONDS AND MY TARIFFS AT THE BOTTOM
>>60248013>BPDemon administration
>>60248062THIS WILL BE THE LAST PACKAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE FUCKING COUNT
>>60248067>Perhaps coding could only happen in englishNo there's romance coding languages developed before English code became the standard.
>>60248013>Trump says he likes you. You should ask him out!Kek.Whoever calls first will be labelled the bitch.
>>60248067Ruby is jap
>>60247988Just because you can speak a language with internalized awareness of its rules doesn't mean you can express that awareness in a systematized way, or that you even have awareness of what the society's standard is. A fucking redneck in bumfuck nowhere doesn't naturally acquire Standard American English grammar, he acquires a set of rules that work for communication in his shithole town. He has to be taught what is grammatically correct for the society as a whole. That's the entire reason study of grammar was ever a subject you fucking moron.
>>60248095>chinks stealing American hillbilly sayings and pretending they invented it just like they stole our IPs
>>60248095I want to give the bully my 7.5 inches, if you know what I mean
>>60248013unironically Trump would maga if he just admitted it was stupid and went back into funny grandpa mode
>>60248086Save us Jerome
>>60248013Simpmander in Chief
>>60248095Whats Lil Xi gon do about it
>>60248113Tell us the story about the shark and the electric boat again, grandpa.
>>60248095BASED!
>>60247958i didn't say shit about objects. objects are meaningless, mostly. i can implement a simple object system in like 20 lines of Scheme. i have done it before, actually. objects are nothing special, they're quite similar to lexical closures in terms of primitives. (using smalltalk definition here obv).OO is not really fundamental. i can pick 1/3rd of an ad-hoc object system and implement that if it benefits a legible interface. or i can go full OO, or not at all. the question isn't whether FP or OOP or "math expressions" (??), the question is fundamentally about language, as i said. or, in other words:>Our design of this introductory computer-science subject reflects two major concerns. First, we want to establish the idea that a computer language is not just a way of getting a computer to perform operations but rather that it is a novel formal medium for expressing ideas about methodology. Thus, programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. Second, we believe that the essential material to be addressed by a subject at this level is not the syntax of particular programming-language constructs, nor clever algorithms for computing particular functions efficiently, nor even the mathematical analysis of algorithms and the foundations of computing, but rather the techniques used to control the intellectual complexity of large software systems.https://mitp-content-server.mit.edu/books/content/sectbyfn/books_pres_0/6515/sicp.zip/full-text/book/book-Z-H-7.html
>>60248095was expecting some ancient chinese idiom having our sayings thrown back at us is jarring
>>60248105that's not true, the correct grammar is the one the lardass from bumfukistan thinks is correct. grammars in our age are not prescripive, but descriptive.
>>60248013YEAH GRAB XI BY THE PUSSY TRUMP YEAH!!
NEW THREAD DOKO
>>60247877They can't haha. >We're going to take away your manufacturing jobs, again!Literally a losing ticket.
>>60248013cuck behavior
/smg/ dieded...
>>60247697It's not a universally accepted measure, it was created by CBOE to sell as market downturn protection
>>60248128good post, but wouldn't it have been easier to admit that fiddling with structures is fundamentally different than (and inferior to) old fashioned FP?
>>60247973
>>60248095Ngl chinks are looking really alpha right now
>>60248086>>60248114Target for the EURUSD is 1.25 at least. However, I doubt that Trump has mastered "The Art Of The Soft Landing, so there might be some overshoot.
>>60248138No manufacture is coming, only painRealistically, the dems wont be able to remove them because congress will do it first
>>60248175>congress willlol, lmao
>>60248151ITS UP
gonna take chinese in school next year if education even exists then...
>>60248189Public schools are not a real education. It's taxpayer funded babysitting for single moms
>*taps the sign*>*points to the parts sourcing*>*now add 145% tariff*manufacturing ain't coming back
new thread??
>>60248131>descriptivismIt's true that his grammar is correct for communication in his own community, but that isn't what we are talking about. We are talking about whether grammar needs to be taught in school. And the answer in this case is yes, because the lardass from bumfukistan needs to be taught what the society's standard is, or else he's going to have difficulty interacting within it outside of his small community.The argument from before was:>you acquire grammar naturally>therefore you don't need to be taught it in schoolSo here's how this plays out:>lardass from bumfukistan naturally acquires language and internalizes the grammatical rules for his own community.>He acquired grammar so he doesn't need to be taught it in school>lardass from bumfukistan can't understand anything in class, doesn't progress any further in his educationGrammar needs to be taught so the lardass from bumfukistan can communicate and receive information in this environment.But, apparantly you either acquire grammar naturally or you don't (the societal standard I mean).
>>60248175The factories are already going up and the job contracts are signed. The time of globohomos selling US jobs is over.
>>60248259Which ones and where?
>>60248184Yeah I trust congress to save their political career when reality hit>>60248259Based plan truster
intel priming itself for another dump
HeySo basically I'm just gonna keep dollar cost averagingI know... UGH I know...I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that I'm gonna buy every dip is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAH
>>60248273>>60248273Off the top of my head: semi fabs, Apple will invest $500 billion, ME has already invested, I just read some 80000 South Carolina BMW units in production, Tesla has many factories coming on line this decade, etc. but just look around yourself. And this is only manufacturing. White collar is realizing offshoring and visas aren't so great as well.
Should I buy baba?
>>60248120Well, you see those bonds?
>>60248396no, buy VTI
>>60248214This is how it was designed from it's inception, to keep kids of the streets.
Who the fuck keeps buying this anyway? When the weekend is just around the corner, at that.
>>60248344It has to go up at some point, right?
>>60248417I was hoping to close out a portion of my puts before the weekend but I guess I’ll probably have to ride on the chance that the market drops 25% next week lol. Doubly painful since no trading on Friday
>>60248013What a pathetic cuck holy shit. No balls, all talk. He reads NTR before going to sleep.
>>60248413Well it's made them retarded and youth crime is at decades high
>>60248159take a lexical closure; you initiate its environment, then you can manipulate the captured variables by calling that closure. in essence, you have encapsulated, local state and a mechanism to send/receive messages. this is already a structure similar to an object. so i disagree they're fundamentally different.the question really comes down to managing state; if your program state is too fragmented and all packed into a rube goldberg machine of structures, yeah that's terrible and why java-style OOP fails so much. but in the end, you can't reduce program state (unless you have duplicated state, which ofc. also often happens with shit java-style OOP or sometimes because it's an actual good idea). you can only shuffle state around, and make damn sure it's all neat and tidy. FP helps with that of course because of immutability and expressions vs. statements. but you can write object-oriented code without falling into that trap. just not... java-style code. if you value your sanity.i mean, like i said, i've written Lisp code that included ad-hoc object systems. but of course i was still writing functional code; just with objects. objects are like lexical closures or monads or burritos. all just different abstract interfaces. there's not one silver bullet for the underlying problem of state management.
>>60247545>Republican consumer sentiment at the peak of the 2020 Covid shitshow was twice as high as it was under a normal year of Bidenlolwtf
>>60248491Dear God. It's real. The fabled "Programmer who uses objects without fucking everything up". I thought you were a myth...
>>60248529Yeah but >LISP>SmalltalkHe must be like 60 years old. White people of that generation could use anything without fucking up.
>>60248564he's not that old, he hasn't even mentioned haskell yet...
>>60248529i feel like the problem is that most programmers who do OOP just do OOP. like, they've learned java and that's it. they simply never bother to actually learn, well, programming from the first principle. they never ask themselves "what's the big idea behind this?" so they never understand what lead to the paradigm; they simply accept the paradigm is how it is.>>60248564lmao no i just have a fetish for dead programming languages. FORTH, now that was a good one.
>>60248095honestly I'm starting to like the chineses more and more
>>60248663Congratulations that's a worthy hobby.I know FORTH, it was a fad in the early 1990s when I was at university. Not ver useful kek. We did funny exercises like writing a LISP interpreter in LISP (surprisingly easy), or doing simulations with Smalltalk-80. So my first employment after uni was in a project writing 100.000 + lines of clean ANSI C. It would still be easy to compile and maintain today, and probably outperform any Java you could come up with. t. 58 yo software engineer
>>60248013>HE GOT A PHONE CALL>HE GOT A PHONE CALL>HE GOT A PHONE CALLIs anyone else just hearing this as cope? Like He says he's talked to 25 countries on the phone or whatever, but nothing is being signed. Just these "phone calls" which do nothing?
>>60248738>I know FORTH, it was a fad in the early 1990s when I was at university. Not ver useful kek. beautiful in concept and implementation though. i love it for that. factor is more useful for stack-oriented programming, but i gotta be honest... that shit hasn't clicked with me yet, i'm quite bad with it.>We did funny exercises like writing a LISP interpreter in LISP (surprisingly easy)yeah, homoiconity makes it pretty simple. LISP is my favorite. it's so very expressive yet simple. i talked earlier about designing domain-specific languages, and that to me is quintessentially lisp. i don't have to worry about syntax or needing to do shit 'pythonic', instead i can just focus on writing a language that describes the problem i want to solve. and that is so damn powerful.>So my first employment after uni was in a project writing 100.000 + lines of clean ANSI C. It would still be easy to compile and maintain today, and probably outperform any Java you could come up with. not a big C guy, but i can write some in a pinch. and i'd rather do that than Java for sure.>t. 58 yo software engineeri'm in my 30s... fuck. i'm the equivalent to the guy who gets far too much into golfing in their 20s.
call on stocks of raw hopiumeveryone is basically saying >n-no haha he's just kidding it won't really happenwhile sweating bullets and praying five different deities that Xi call Orangie
Bobo status?
first fat sex when?
>>60247134Yelan sexo
>>60248934>F5it's going down again
