他正微笑地看着我们>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Prev: >>60248181
first for buying female natural gas
REMINDER: THIS IS ONLY DAY 2 OF THE 90 DAY CRAB MARKET
>woman stops talking>pumps
>no tarriff news>market pumpHUHWATI WAS ABOUT TO FINALLY BUY IN
BREAKING: TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THE SELLING OF STOCKS TO BE AN ANTISEMITIC CRIME
>dodged almost all of the important questions>tariffs stay>China still not interested in calling them>still believes that tariffs will save the US>says that consumers have a lot of optimism right now>"trust Mr. Trump, he knows what he's doing, this is a proven economic formula"over status?
>600tons/220grams (iphone weight) = 2.5m iphones>apple sold 100m iphones in the US last year>less than 1 month worth of pre-tarriff inventory
ahhhhhhh its moooninghow did you guys know to slurp yesterday
DEAR XII WROTE U BUT U STILL AINT CALLINGI LEFT MY PUTS, MY BONDS AND MY TARIFFS AT THE BOTTOMI SENT TWO AMBASSADORS BACK IN AUTUMN, MUST NOT HAVE GOT EMPROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE EMBASSY OR SOMETHINSOMETIMES I DRIPPLE PISS DOWN MY LEG IVE ALMOST FALLEN
>>60249725somewhere near the top for sniffing female natural gas for free
>>60249740>ahhhhhhh its moooning>how did you guys know to slurp yesterdayHolding 10,000 SOXL 4.5% in profit.PICK UP THE PHONE Xi!!!! I need you baby
Any want to start a 0dte challenge with me?starting balance is 500today i made 100 bucks
Well that was a waste of time
PUMP
Guess I gotta hold my fucking puts over the weekend, Jesus.
Europes BTFO
Let me guess this straight>Yields going up causes Trump to fold?
>>60249764All her pressers are uselessTrumps social media account is his own presser
It's amazing how retarded this administration is. Lutnick and Navarro are some of the biggest retards I've ever heard speak, they're so full of shit lmao
go time
>PR whore stops talking>said nothing relevant>market poompingclown world
ITS PUMPING ARGHHHHHHHH BOBO IN THE GROUND
US CUSTOMS ANNOUNCED!!!!!System for tariff exemptions on freight ships is glitching the fuck outhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/customs-reports-glitch-in-system-used-by-freight-for-tariff-exemptions.html
What do we call this market? Clown Market? Orange swan event?seriously its just a shitcoin exchange controlled by a cheeto dictator, and whatever he says makes dumps or pumpsunreal
why the fuck are we pumpingalso i got tiger balm on my shaft, feels kinda good ngl
>>60249713>他正微笑地看着我们what did OP mean by this?
what did the orange clown say for it to be pumping this much?
ORANGE FOOLIM FRUSTRATED
>>60249789lmao it is glitching on purpose? like as long as no one can checks them the dow stay affloat
>>60249798>got tiger balm on my shaftGotta get it on the bit between your dick and your sack.That really hits the spot
>>60249789kek based.pay up whitey
>>60249789Just wait until they actually have to process tariffs, we're going to get so backed up at ports nothing will be in stock
>"Europe Considers Lifting Tariffs On Chinese Cars In Favor Of Fixed Minimum Prices"Elon sharting bricks
>>60249805Back in your hobbit hole Townsend Bake me an onion
>>60249798to the moon
>>60249805This will be about 90% of the posts itt
I honestly don't think I've ever seen the market being THIS retarded. And that's quite a feat.
>>6024982250% of TSLA's international output comes from China retard
>Pump on no news>Dip on no newsEveryone at the whim of the orange clown
>>60249828>to the moongoodno way these boomers wouldn't just bail themselvles out. don't forget how deep their decadence, greed, need for comfort goes
>>60249828>printing more money>yields are already high as fuckPowell and yelled should both be tried for treason
>>60249834>I honestly don't think I've ever seen the market being THIS retarded.Last Tuesday for me
>>60249846I was referring to the last two weeks in general. Pure madness.
>>60249840>don't forget how deep their decadence, greed, need for comfort goesboomers are vile subhumans. many have x2 leverage. I just wish this market would tank 50% wiping all boomers out.
They said they're super duper close to a deal for the umpteenth time? Yeah, I'm thinking we pump.
>>60249794Name comes after dust settles. It's too early. For now I have pencilled in '2025 Tariff Tomfoolery'.
>>60249834I think hundreds of millions crypto-tards jumped into the stock market when trump told them to buy, and they are now making it a shit coin exchange
okay what fucking happened now
God bless President trump. Some Black Friday huh guys
>>60249844>say sorry or ill give you the Volckner treatment, nigger
>>60249789i cant imagine working in supply chains or customs the past weekid hate the orange retard on making my job a living hell on that alone
NEW Just hours before China unveiled new retaliatory tariffs, the Trump administration had quietly warned Beijing against escalation and encouraged President Xi to initiate a call with Trump. But by morning, Washington was met with new Chinese tariffs—and silence from Xi.
>>60249834we're barting. just let it play out.
>15 offers>no offers from UK/EU/Canada/Australia, countries that actually matter>so just a bunch of poorfags offering nothing>zero deals finalized
>he didn’t buy $22 SCHGretard
>>60249713im glad chinese girls got cuter
>>60249859Donald's Duty Disco
>>60249879>and encouraged President Xi to initiate a call with Trump.I hope this is fake.
>>60249879What is this 4D chess move called?
>>60249713So has trump actually fucked us long term with countries dedollarizing or is this reversible? Should I be saving money/prepping or will things return to normal? I'll have an a&p license by the end of the year, hope i can do something before the bottom falls out
>>60249828>stabilize marketUh they can't print money though last time they did that inflation spiked amd had to rely on the world not exploding which wasn't a good plan >if they mean buying bondsI don't think that will stabilize the markets right now the issue is the reputation of America is dreadful
>>60249862If you think that's incorrect, you should stick to bonds.
>>60249834I mean logic went out the window.
Pump makes no fuckin sense. No new news— it’s literally pure hopium.
>bulltards and beartards look for normal market indicators and signs
>>60249882Are you telling me the penguins called in to make a deal? That's cool. I didn't know they could do that
>>60249894It isn't mind you source is CNN Trump is desperate for a win
>>60249882The UK, Canada and Australia are just poorfags. None of them export anything to the US
Went all in bros...my last 20k dropped it into XEG.TO was going to put it into VFV just hesitated....I could have gotten into XEG at 13.8 two days ago but just didn't click the send order button....I know I got too many positions but my XSP I have 7 more months in the market than VFV but I am still debating selling XSP and dumping it into VFV while it's still at a decent discount.
>>60249859I still like 'Trump Dump'. Nice, simple, and a clear part of his legacy.
>>60249879We knew this, China also said this is the last time theyre raising tariffs and every other time they're just going to ignore it
>>60249914Penguin chads will not cuck.
>>60249912Price action chads, we can't stop winning!
>>60249915>Trump is desperate for a winhe might need to speed up the win though. I can see the "hint" being dropped potentially.
>>60249864As anticipated, it turns out the administration are not, in fact, true believers in the Ron Vara philosophy, and, in fact, are readily embracing of ideas of negotiations and deals and can kicks with all. That the f.e.d are also on board to bucket water out of the boat as needed and when needed forthwith.
>>60249879So they were really betting on China folding, but it turns out China has been prepared to fight a trade war?
>>60249899Well the question is, could Trump make it worse until the end of his presidency or this is the peak?
>>60249855During every previous crises, the administration was somewhat competent enough to reassure markets that everything would be done to keep the economy afloat
>>60249834The market is running off of pure copium at this point>Blonde lady told us to trust Trump and that most consumers are optimistic?>Surely everything will be ok then, I need buy right now!!!!
>>60249824Kek
>>60249937I honestly think they're going to 25th him out as mentally incompetent at this point. no fucking way he's staying for the full 4 unless he becomes another placeholder president like Biden.
>>60249879They've already said anything past 50% isn't worth replying to. What's missing from the headlines is that they ALSO said they will look into other options to strike back, including US treasuries and equities.
>>60249943A non-copium answer is people saw how Canada + Japan + EU bitch slapped Trump into line with the bond sell off. Gives people confidence other countries will keep him in line.
puts that i bought when SPY was at 527 are up 20%
>>60249904I'm not disagreeing with it, you'd just think mumus would be happier
>>60249934>an actually decent way of putting the shitshowThis Anon'd do better than hag
>>60249739>1 in 3 americans has an iphoneHuh, that sounds a little exaggerated to me.
>>60249914>"......dump it."
Im starting to think there is no 4d chess only bingo at the parish hall
He's gone full schizo. What are the chances of this passing through?
So when's Powell stepping in?
OOOoooOOoooOoOo
>>60249798Trump hates bobo
>>60249967like 57% percent of americans are iToddlers
Any Fidelity mutualfund fags here? How you liking them? I think I wanna DCA into their growth fund
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY
>>60249977As long as the bill is just about DST then it has very good odds of passing even with bipartisan support. The question is can the republican keep their dick in their pants and pass an honest bill or will they fuck it full of pork and democrats reject it for that?
>>60249978Precisely when he is needed.
>>60249943all the big boys seem to recession casting, this is all retail rushing in to try and buy a dip
>>60249789imagine being in logistics right now yikes, so glad I stopped working as a shipper
>>60249991?
>>60249974>Bingo at parish hallThere is a plan it's called the 2nd coming of Mao
>>60249977>full schizoHave you never heard of daylight savings time? Which site is that filename from? Reddit?
>>60249977>Trump is going to contract Stupendous ManBullish AF
>>60249789This is what happened during Brexit too. People underestimate the level of paperwork and customs checks that go on for importers.
>>60249977removing DST is actually the first non-retarded proposal he's made
>>60249936They were prepared from the start. Trump's administration, being the 5D chess players, probably thought they're bluffing. Pic related is from a month ago.
>he didn’t start a burping onlyfansNGMI
>>60249977>He's gone full schizoUnironcally this debate has been ongoing foe a while
>>60250000it's pumpin' pumpkin
>>60249987Take their fund and equity management fees into account before opening an account
>>60249906>>60249880>>60249834>>60249912Last times line went down was because of real reasons. The COVID pandemic and the housing burst were "real", unlike this time where the entire problem is the orange retard being a retard. I think investors are just hoping that Trump will relent. As soon as Trump relents, everything goes back to normal. We don't yet know if the tariffs are going to stay, or if they're going to go. It's a slow-burn kind of problem and the markets don't yet know how to react.But generally speaking, if things are bad? You buy. Things good? You buy. Things crabish? You buy. There is still hope that the US will be worth investing long term. Barring the US completely cratering, the line will keep going up.
your puts have been obliterated, haven't they
>Staring at a line for 15 min and this is all it doesMarket only moves when I blink
>>60249861you cant buy stocks with shitcoins
>>60250015He doesn't want to remove DST, he wants permanent DST
>>60249789>supply shortage>even before the lack of Chinese import kick inLol
>>60249977Evropachad here. Daylight savings is fucking retarded and should have been abolished a long time ago.
>>60249936They've been prepping for the past 3 decadesIt's called the BRICs network
>>60249987Why mutual funds over 80% VTI 10%VXUS10% BND
>>60249977China spans further than the US east to west and they have only one time zone
>>60249894china has all the cards and can afford to wait until trump comes to him to beg. they can rape his precious bond market and much more
>>60250022Have a brokerage acct already, I also get to waive sales charge. Right now im all in SPAXX waiting to pull trig
>>60249977None. It was stalled in the House when the Senate passed it.
>>60250002>i believe that this is going to work
>>60250039Nah Trump's right, China doesn't have any cards. Problem is, they're playing Uno.
>>60249799Mao is with Trump now unironcally
With this administration you gonna get both economic recession AND more retarded and less capable federal government.
Why is it pumping?
>>60249911it lets you buy long puts for cheap
>>60249936https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRICS
>>60250024Even if Trump relents, he soured relations with his main trading partners by trying to be a retarded bully and seriously fucked up US credibility. Weren't world leaders lining up to "kiss his ass for a deal" just a couple days ago?This is just the beginning.
>>60249965Anya Forger for press secretary>>60249977There was a provincial election on this matter in Alberta and it narrowly failed. I am still mad. I hate the clock change either way.
>>60250033There's no difference in that. The discussion is about swapping back and forth.
>>60250054it's crab day anonevery gain you get you will lose to an equal counter reaction
>>60249977Daily reminder this retard wanted less daylight at the end of the day previously, wanted us on standard time 24/7 so it got dark early in the winter
>>60250025they're literally worth more now than they were 90 minutes ago when the market was lower i have no idea wtf is going on
>>60250053kek who needs NOAA anyways I just tune into FOX news for the weather
>>60250053>He's closing the guys who do the weather Uh don't these guys also do sats as well I remember these guys from mw2 doing sat tracking
>>60250053why are they closing down their weather stations that's actually in greenland lol
>>60250038damn really?
>>60250074Now try selling them kek
>>60250047The big clock lobby has done irreparable harm to society, Trump is the only one to go after them and leftists still seethe.
>>60250057The only one actually worth it's weight is China. Everyone else is just a resource vassal.
>>60250074IV bro, learn it, love it, hate it
>>60250074it means the market is going to dump hard dont sell
>>60250053I dont care that much compared to Trump fucking nuking my retirement and any chance of getting rich
>>60249992The last hour of daylight every day must be devoted to praising Israel.
>>60250053Why is anyone surprised The admin that jerks off coal hates climate change
>>60250033No real difference. Both are good for people on one end of a timezone and less good for people on the other.
>>60250081why in the ever loving fuck would i do that?these are weeklies a for the next few weeks by the way, not 0dte
>>>*taps the sign**points to the parts sourcing*
Why are people optimistic for deals? He made one deal already, Israel came cut their tariffs, said they'd 0 the trade deficit, and they still have reciprocal tariffs. Any future deal is going to involve tariffs unless that country literally pays tribute to make up for America's decades of trade deficits.
>>60249742Underrated post
>>60250080no i lied
>Mortgage rates surge over 7% as tariffs hit bond market>White House optimistic China wants dealChina already winning the trade war and Trump just praying he gets out of this mess somehow
>>60250050kek
>all greenTrump wonXi lostAmerica wonChina lostKamala lostTrannies lostUkraine lost
>>60250035Except he doesn't want to abolish it, he wants to make it permanent, essentially pushing every timezone off sync with reality by 1 hour. Russia did the same, it's retarded
>>60250110damn...
>>60250074You should probably learn a bit more about options if this is confusing.1) Check the cost spread. Could be someone just put some at a really high price, and there is really no sell action at that level2) Options are priced on demand. If lots of people think the market is headed down, they will hold up a lot better even if the underly stock is going up. SPCE or any other dead in the water stock see this all the time.
>>60249742fucking lel
Anyone else tired of it all? 4 more years of this at least, if we're lucky.
>>60250002Imagine going from working at NASA to working on a coffee gulag in Alaska.
>The Federal Reserve is absolutely ready to help stabilize the market if neededGood thing we don't need it right now, we're still in a correction
>>60250053okay but what does NOAA actually do in any way more comprehensively than several other meteorological outfits both public and private?
What is the vibe today. Do we hate Republicans and white chud milkbreaths or not.
>>60250146Very accurate forecasting regarding hurricanes and tornados Most weather people get their information directly from NOAA
>>60250118
>>60250054considering the USD lost quite a bit of its value, US markets are getting relatively cheaper. See the Nikkei when there are important JPY movements, in dumps if the JPY rises, and pump when the JPY is weaker. US will now experience this.
>>60250146they do all the chemtrailsgot to spice the skies
Would it be completely retarded to try a covered strangle right now?
>>60250113China just needs to wait foe a recession since China will bail them out again in trade for a trade deal
Have any of you guys said thank you today
>>60250053And somehow the deficit will go up.
>>60250154
>guys if everyone else shoots themselves in the foot I won't look bad for limping
>>60250154The vibe is that Trump is still a fucking retard>10-year Treasury yield tops 4.5% after surge this week that’s worrying Wall Street and the White HouseImagine the 10Y hits 5% in the coming weeks
>>60250118This
>>60250122Anon. We have daylight savings 9 months of the year.
>>60250154I'm confused why America hasn't responded to the Chinese Tariffs
>>60250154this is a a milkbreath supremacist website chudstay in the forest until you can tell me why it's so quiet
>>60250146They provide meteorological data for free and have done so for over a century
>>60250176>10-year Treasury yield tops 4.5%What am I supposed to do with my euros for the next 4 years? EU defense and China tech ETFs?
>>60250141What the hell can they do about people not wanting the dollar anymore?
>>60250160>wypipo dont season their skysSad!
>>60250175>all trade barriershaha never happening
>>60250189EU banks maybe ?
>>60250126my last post was meant to convey 'surprise' that the pump is so seemingly transparentfrankly i'm insulted you tried to explain bid/ask to me. what the fuck do you think i'm trading?look where we are and reevaluate my comments in that context
>>60250134I made quite a few bucks being a bobo last week, I'm mostly sitting out on cash because the market is 2 retarded 4 me rn, I only have a few wild TSLA puts expiring in september.
How do you cope with two days without the casino
>>60250175Japan might agree to go 0/0 with us for tariffs but there's 0% chance they're raising tariffs on China.
>>60250182>quietI can hear the rumblin, fren
>>60250175>what if all of our allies were as retarded as we are?How the hell would this fix anything?
>>60250194Then we tariff and bomb their communist shit hole into the ground and do business with the roaches that crawl out the rubble.
>>60250175>trade barriersThat would require Trump to remove the Chicken tax much to screeching of congress and the senate
>>60250175This guy is a fucking retard like NavarroWHAT IF EVERYONE ELSE TOOK A SALES TAX BULLET TO THE FACE TO PAY MORE THAN DOUBLE FOR EVERY INDUSTRIAL PRODUCT EVER NEEDED IN THE WORLDWOULDNT THAT JUST BE SO EPIC DUDE
>>60250137The fuck is wrong with this cult anyway?https://files.catbox.moe/gvammq.mp4
>>60250176The only way the 10yr doesn't hit 10% is Trump's team clearly outlining what the fucking plan is so there won't be so much uncertainty
>>60250197COMMERZBANK, TALAHON
>>60249967iphones are a status symbol here, a lot of poorfags think only poors use android.
>>60250113About 6.1 million Americans are behind on their mortgage
>>60250175Why would any country go all in on a US led economic war when they just saw the US rip up the written trade agreement with Canada and Mexico?
>>60250206thats just my tummy cooking one upfart of the deal and all that
China tariffs go up three times this week to 147%, apple still up 12% this week
>>60250175Japs are literally seething when they dumped US treasuries. Asia is more united than ever against the US. These people are delusional and completely culturally unaware.
>>60250182>stay in the forest until you can tell me why it's so quietLol. He thinks the forest is quiet right now.Lol.
>>60250024>As soon as Trump relents, everything goes back to normal.Put yourself in the shoes of an investor, leader in another country or someone looking after a pension fund. Do you seriously believe any of them are going to see the US as a reliable partner in the world? Even if Trump is dragged out of office now you still have the problem that the US has allowed the presidency to accumulate unchecked power and there's a motivated base of Americans who want to bring in Trump's policies. Britain is still on shaky ground from Truss and there was a system in place to quickly remove her followed by inserting the candidate the markets liked most.
>>60250222i like nordea for divvies
>>60249977Fuck you! It should always be on DST
>>60250228You're not supposed to think, you're expected to obey.
>>60250175Well well well. First we get shat on by the US and now you're crawling back to the EuroGODS after you destroyed your economy
>>60250203if trump agrees tariff free trade, then WTF was this all about?! External Revenue Service another joke.Does he want Globalist free trade or does he want to bring manufacturing back??
i hope we fuck gina this weekend
Anyone else slurp single digit SOXL?
>>60250167Because the SS medicaid medicare problems keep getting worse, plus the interest on the debt doesn't help
why green
>>60250065>Anya Forger for press secretaryk i n o
>>60250053Man I'm really not looking forward to hurricane season
>>60250235>Do you seriously believe any of them are going to see the US as a reliable partner in the world?Yeah, it’s not like they have a choice in the matter.
>>60250221His plan is he's running the country like one of his businesses which means playing hardball even when it makes zero sense
>>60250181>I'm confused why America hasn't responded to the Chinese TariffsYeah I was up late last night posting on smigger with my cock in my hand when the 125% tariff news broke from Beijing. It's like 10 hours later and we haven't upped the tariffs on China to 6 gorillion percent yet? What the fuck? I thought we were witnessing the ART OF THE DEAL
>>60250175EU offered 0:0 and was told to get stuffed
>>60250235>the US has allowed the presidency to accumulate unchecked powerWE CAN’T LET HIM GET THE NUCLEAR CODES /k/SISTERS!
>>60250064Trump fucked the fundamentals and the dollar is getting dumped. But the US is top of the pyramid. It's still worth trading with the US over 10% tariffs. Countries are not going to stop selling to America over that (though they may start looking other markets to make up the difference). The American market will (hopefully) survive Trump and that's what matters. The only people that will suffer will be Americans, and countries like North Korea are proof that a population is going to suffer what they will and that's it. Only way Trump is going to pay for this is if the people get angry at him, but that won't happen because half the country is captured by Fox News, and the other have their leaders fucking suck at messaging or trying to make Trump look too bad. The point being, tariffs aside, the US is still an inherently strong market to do business with and the fundamentals are huge. It's going to take more than one orange retard to scare the markets off.
>>60250262China said theyre not playing a game of inches anymore and dont care and it got got leaked Donnie is begging them to call him
>>60250255just build your house of stone instead of cardboard
>>60250175>repeatedly insult and bully euros and nips>think this will help choosing you over chinapeak retardation
>>60250175I was about to write a wall of text about everything with wrong with this post but why even botherGood luck ameribros you're gonna need it
>>60250181Because anything past 50% is just for show.
>>60250244art of the deal
>>60250244He wants ummm yeah, it's gonna be great though
>>60250233well did ya get rich off the happening?
>>60250176I'm pretty sure that keeping the treasury yields lower and taming the bond market was an EXPLICIT goal from the Trump admin (I think Scott Bessent said this).I genuinely cannot see how this can be misconstrued as a victory in any way shape or form as long as the bond market stays like this
+1, +2, +3, +4LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM IF YOU WANT SOME MORELIKE AAHHHHH~PUMP IT PUMP ITWATCH ME WORK ITI'M PERFECT
>>60250197>EU banks maybe ?Made some good gains on Greek banks, but had to realize profit to get cash to buy a really good commercial space on bankruptcy, then it pumped 30% moreWish I had gotten a loan instead
>>60250053We really are on the most retarded timeline possible, with people actually thanking the admin for their kids dying of measles and this shit
>>60250175>"What if Europe and Japan just fuck up their relationship with China for literally no reason and also rape their own economy for our sake?"Lol?
>>60250296It is Bessents wordFor like 2 weeks the yield is also the faggot could talk about
>>60250175What a delusional retard
>>60250230Other countries are calllin america bluff.People are confidente the tarifs will be removed one way or another still.There is abtter sense of optimismo that will only be crushed when results or consequences of this tariffs start to be felt.
is GEVO a good buy?>>60250053fucking why>>60250235bongland is going to have a civil war within the next 10 years.
>>60250293>well did ya get rich off the happening?Yeah of course. You got rich off The Happening, right? I mean imagine being the retard who didn't get rich off The Happening.
>>60249987yes, i love themother anon has a point: VTI (and VXUS for ex-US) is really all you need but FSKAX (and FTIHX for ex-US) is great.
>sell put>stock pumps>realize I'd rather own the stock outright
>>60250247My average cost is 9.50. 400 shares, sold 2 calls at 11.5 for 50$ each. I'm ready for the PUMP
>>60250268The process has started and there's no turning back. You're about to enter the find out phase pretty soon. Nobody can trust someone as erratic and arrogant as DJT, and the US by extension, as a reliable trading partner.
>>60250296Yea, this was the MIGA copium originally to excuse the massive blunder it's been. Now its not even working the way they thought it was supposed to with the bond market calling Trump's bluff. Worse yet, the 10Y spiking is really bad for everyone, interest rates on home loans will go to the moon if it doesn't stop
>>60250299gebaseerd
>>60250175niggers
Posting old Donny tweets to see if the market reacts
>>60250316after losing a lot of money on previous happenings i'm just happy to have not lost any money on this one
>>60250024>the plandemic was "real"lol, lmao>someone finally not caving to china's unreasonable trade barriers and patent theft is retardedlol, lmao, sum ting wong, mr wu?
>>60250321I'm not gonna lie, I understand buying puts and buying calls, and I understand selling calls, but I just don't see why someone would sell puts. You have to set the money aside anyways, and like you said if the stock pumps then you'd be better off owning the stock.
>>60250327The big news is Japan + Canada + EU all worked together to sell off bonds as leverage against trump.
>>60250175What is up with these retards and IP protections like the US doesn't steal tech all the time?
>>60250146They all work from NOAA which itself also has to draw on data being freely exchanged around the world. You can't model climate without a global system of data centres (with some of the most powerful computers in the world), analysts, sensors and calibration (the latter is especially important) - people have spent their entire careers trying to develop a private sector model but you can't because the system either breaks on scale or your international partners say "well why the fuck would I give you our readings from Siberia for free if you're going to sell them?"We can now as a planet expect worse forecasting which means less predicative power for natural disasters, poorer infrastructure planning, worse agricultural resilience and more problems with air and maritime traffic.
>>60250241fuck you, DST is evil. rip arizona if they make DST mandatory (arizona doesn’t do DST)
>>60250235I'm not saying the US hasn't lost social capital. Long term, the effects of this administration will result in the US being much, much weaker than it would've been without the orange retard in charge. If there was a line that said "things that could have been" we would be in the red. But there is no such line we can see. All we can think of is the US slowly becoming more and more retarded until the floor caves from under them or China jumpscares them from behind the couch.
>>60250356Japan + China are the biggest owners, so they can definitely do it. China has been selling US treasuries before this started, but now Japan has started too. From CNBC:>The move marks a stark reversal in how investors view Treasurys. Traditionally, investors have turned to U.S. debt as a safe haven during tumultuous times. That doesn’t appear to be the case this week as China and Japan appeared to be selling Treasurys amid the heightened trade tensions, traders speculated.
>>60250288Yes but he could've easily kept it at 125 or 104 instead he raised it to 145
R U loadin puts for the weekend?
>>60250356is any of this confirmed
>>60250321thats the risk free way as you wont hit any stops and can just wait it out
>>60250260>His plan is he's running the country like one of his businessesthis will end well
>>60250356Do we believe this?To me everyone is dumping US bonds because US carry too much risk, doesnt look coordinated at allBut maybe I'm a dumie
>>60250342Im literally not invested in the market apart from retirement plans. im just here to scream and shout on /biz/.
INTC, we need to talk... Why are you such a piece of shit? -3.6% on a bright green day.
>>60250181>why hasn't he upped his 140% tariffhe'll set it to 400% when he's good and ready, dont worry
>>60250360Oh no… not muh forecasts! How will we fight climate change?!
>>60250365If they make DST mandatory I legit think we would riot in Arizona.
>>60250378Japan seems to be confirmed based on Trump cucking
>>60250383Yeah it will crash then, the only reason trump isn't bankrupt is because his jewish friends bailed him out.
>>60250376nah thats when he will say he surrenders to china
>>60250281shitty euro style houses would immediately evaporate from american wind you dolt
>>60250290Unironically this.>Causes a big ruckus>Crazy demands (he knows won't be met)>Other countries cave in just a little>"We made a deal!!!"Literal nothing burger and markets pump.Eventually the markets will stop reacting to his shenanigans the same way the crypto markets stopped pumping after every dog coin Elon tweet
How embarrassing!
>>60250371very sneaky
everyone dumping treasuries cause everyone know US broke ass niggas can't pay lmao. especially when one of your demands is literally "write us a check bro" ahahhaha. you gotta be an idiot as a leader to sign up for another around for 10/30/50/100yr.
>>60250360Will this be an issue for hurricanes and other disasters?Or is that different.
I don't know bros, Trump's team is pretty adamant about doing policy on working mans terms. He might seriously not care about stocks
>>60249742SHIT IT WAS YOU
>>60250350My thought process was 'if I don't get assigned, I can just keep doing it; if I get assigned I can sell it later', but if the price keeps going up, I'd have to put down more collateral to do it again or find a different stock.>>60250379Yeah it's fine I guess.
>>60250413It'll be an issue for hurricanes because NOAA funds the people who fly directly into the hurricane to give them strength data
>>60250244>>60250290
>>60250422do you honestly believe trump can resist the urge to slurp up these cheapies?
>>60250407Art of the Deal. Trump says he's going to call Xi but he won't to leave him hanging, and Xi will get mad and call Trump asking why did he say he's going to call him but didn't thereby making Xi call first.
>>60250360The weatherman is already wrong half the time anyways. All the forecasts of the climate reaching humanity-ending levels since the 70s have all been wrong. First it's an ice age. Now global warming. All the predictions overstated what really happened. The best climate indicator to look out for is when obamo sells his house in Marthas vineyard
>bad news all day>pumpsWhat is wrong with peopleIs it just algos that can’t read the news?
>>60250406>Other countries cave in just a littleWe dont even have that, a bunch of countries offered a 0 tariffs deals wich were always on the table but so far we have zero concession despite the alleged phonecalls ringing at the white house
Are these the kind of calls that ends war in 24h?
>>60250407hmm, should I buy calls or puts? If they work something out it's going to go to the moon.
>>60250407DONT BE A PANICAN DONALD YOU ARE OUR RETARD IN CHIEF
>>60250443Vomma swaps.
>>60250443Tariffs will be lifted by the end of today.
>>60250412It's the Proven Economic Theory of Mr President hahahaha just ask for money and promise tax cuts to your citizens HAHAHAHA
She tried to warn us. Why didn't you listen to her Anon?https://files.catbox.moe/65qn8t.mp4
>>60250443idk im seeing a pretty positive vibe on todays news
>>60250247Damn may need to buy in
>>60250444LMAO guy is even more stupid than I previously thought
>>60250406Yea, losing several trillions on the markets, having the US lose its status as a safe have, and home loans going above 7% sure was worth getting literally nothing in return, wow art of the fucking dealwhat a fucking retard
>>60250378>>60250384Not officially, but the signs are therehttps://www.reuters.com/markets/japan-canada-agree-cooperate-market-stability-2025-04-09/Search "Carney’s Checkmate: How Canada's Quiet Bond Play Forced Trump to Drop Tariffs"
>>60250462why would i listen to a woman?
What did Jim mean by this? Is it good or bad?
>>60250360And with our aging infrastructure and plans to shitcan FEMA the next Katrina we experience is going to get ugly
>>60250443>bad news for TRUMP= tariffs more likely be liftedThat is it. Chall it hopium/copium or whatever. People expect him to cuck out again
>>60250443Trump is going to cave imo i'm 60/40 on it this whole trade tarif thing was massive fiasco
>>60250443People are buying because they're betting on another random tweet about another tariff pause. Best to buy than to sell if Trump is indeed doing market manipulation.
>>60250299>Schermafbeelding-2024-01-18-om-11.43.06-aspect-ratio-800-450-800x450[1].png
>>60250483>has won literally every time>still calling it cucking or cavinglmao when will you learn
>>60250481it means jpow is about to raise rates
>>60250319Might go with the Vanguard shit since it has a dividend and it’s basically the same
>>60250412The biggest thing no one mentions is that the countries do not pay them tarrifs, the IMPORTERS do. The leverage is non-existent because it hurts the US companies importing shit more than it hurts the country exporting it
>>60250464>China raised tariffs again >I'm seeing positive stuff todayIs your news channel set to Bluey today? Did Bingo announce the end of the trade war?
>>60250441What if they simply won't pick up the phone?
>>60250315>fucking whyTrump never got over being told the hurricane wouldn't follow the path he made with sharpie.
Does anyone on here actually make money or just permabear post 24/7?
>>60250475there's no point in replying to maga tourists, they're incapable of independent thought and will defend their idol no matter what.
>>60250501china relies on selling the fruits of their slave labor to the largest market on the planet more than the US needs to buy their cheap shit. Tariffs slow trade
>>60250518China has said for weeks theyre open to talks but Retardo got asshurt they call his bluffs
>>60250510Ok let's say it's negative, markets are still up. Imagine when there's actual positive news? This the best Bobo can offer? Pathetic. We have the weekend too now for good news to happen. Basically if it's shit or the same we crab and then if a phonecall is made then we pump
>>60250521bull markets are bad for posting imo the whole biden bullrun 2022-2024 almost killed /smg/
>>60250521made money but lost all yearly profits when trump untariffed
>>60250518Trump will bomb them
>>60250521>making money>/smg/you know the drill
We must solemnly tell the US that a tariff-wielding barbarian who attempts to force countries to call and beg for mercy can never expect that call from China
>>60250475Pic is bullish as hell
I hate this market
>>60250521boboposting is more fun
>>60250525Exports to the US consist about 5% of the Chinese GDP, though they do have 10-20 million jobs dependent on them. They can survive longer than the US companies can (no product = no sales = no money). The US companies can't just make a factory and workforce pop up somewhere else magically either. It's just a retarded policy doomed to fail and its also hurting everyone without actually fixing anything (except maybe getting Trump and his cronies rich from short selling the market while it dumps, then buying calls when it pumps)
>>60250549based orange nigger making /smg/ great again
the art of the hold
>>60250521>permabearyou been reading the news?when it was BVLL, I just accumulated VTI and fucked off this whole board and general. now I need to see what the crazed retards are doing.
>>60249964There are an incredible amount of faggots in here that wanted mean tangerine man to fuck everything up while bitching about it
>S and p is up over five percent over the last five daysKek Bobo get fucked
>>60250557well he did get Zimbabwe and Vietnam to call, show the tariff-wielding barbarian some fucking respect
>>60250569Many small businesses depend on chinese imports, some small businesses are literally shuttering their doors until this tariff shit stops because their tariff bills fucking tripled their costs
>>60250510>called out the bluff of usa>no reteliation of usa from Trump>usa now the one calling.That is overall good news because it means Trump can cave in
Sell SOXL todayBuy it again monday when everything crashes againMarket goes up because stock market is jokeRepeat??
>>60250473He's always said he wants trade surplus & tariffs & tribute. That's what he means when he says 'deal'.
>gold STILL going up>all forex STILL going upIt's not crabbing, it's just falling in a different way.
I'm suspicious. Nothing happening over the weekend might be enough to switch most people back to default mode because of the small attention span the average person has.Which means the default of number go up on average might return despite the world having been hysterical over the past two weeks.
>>60250407Why are you spamming your grifter xitter account here, Browner Shitskinian?
>>60250603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz3tSzAmyCs&rco=1
>>60250591It'll just re-route through vietnam.
>>60250475Decades of trust that no matter what the US does or whatever retard was elected president >invest in their economy>it's almost risk-free>treasuries especially (also municipal)>and they'd wouldn't fuck you overNow they made a massive risk premium for securities that almost had none
>>60250603/k/ope
>>60250542>thinking the market will do exactly as you thinkYou know how many times I've seen the market crash after 'good news'? If there was any good news Trumps press secretary would've mentioned it
>>60250598screenshot for my cringe collection, thanks faggot
Im selling before close kek
>>60250615Which defeats the purpose of tariffs if China can still re-route their goods through a third-party country.
>>60250623Who is this man, >>>/pol/-tard?
>>60250552Yeah, same
>>60250656But Trump still gets to tell his supporters he's winning versus China.
>>60250521im doing both
>>60250661This man I meant
just woke upwhat's with this fake and gay market why's it pumping
>>60250661Def a /k/oper hereUkraine lost
>>60250661>>60250673ruined, save it for next thread
>>60250669But why does he need to do that? Not like he can run for another term.
I'm hoping if I call Trump a retard enough that it becomes a mind virus that spreads across the internet and this fucking retard's "legacy" is forever ruined>>60250656Yea, and even if this somehow wasn't allowed, it still doesn't make jobs/factories magically appear over in the US. Companies have to pay the tariffs, how do they have the cash flow to build new megafactories from scratch and then also find the people to work in them? Do they expect them to also train the people from the ground up in a week? A few months? Years? It's so god damn retarded that I've lost all respect for Trump over this
>>60250675china cucked
>>60250675No reason really. People are pretty sure Trump wants to cuck with China
>>60250675Trump leaked to his insiders hes rolling down chinese tariffs
>>60250675Trump folded and had one of his team call china to ask xi to call trump
What are the chances Trump completely folds on everything?
>>60248491>>60248128(((Marvin Minsky)))God damn I can spot them from their words now. I don't even need to see a nose or genetics. Just a simple derision of objectivity.
>>60250521It's a group of Ukraine/NAFO shills from reddit, they've moved on from raiding /k/ to raiding /biz/.You can tell because they talk like prissy faggots and are always talking about their "European arms stocks" and how amazing the EU is doing.They are paid either by Zelensky or the EU not sure which, but it seems to be an influence operation against Trump.
>>60250689This>>60250701>>60250695Fake news
>>60250688>I've lost all respect for Trump over thissame desuwas a big fan of the border security and doge stuff but this tariff shit got me missing big joe
>>60250708At this moment I think the 10 stays recession or not
>>60250708we're gonna need to see retail stock dwindle to really see the shitshow of the tariffs, so i'd say a month or two before he gets really scared
>>60250710Bait
This thread reeks of onions
>>60250708check back in june
>>60250721I'm actually expecting the first deal to be with UK or Australia, who the US have a trade surplus with, where they remove some random bullshit trade barrier and we drop the 10%. Easy deal for them, easy win for Trump, and markets would moon almost as hard as seeing a China deal because it would signal that even the 10% is up for negotiation.
>>60250688Him being a retard is the fun bits. The way he's living in your head is ruining this thread. Be a good little redditfag and go rage posting there.
>>60250710This is 100% true. These yurotrolls sound exactly like the ones on /k/
>>60250726You are all very transparent and annoying.
>>60250675Market expects Trump to fold.
China is playing a very sophisticated game against a very stupid opponent. We're about to get our fucking asses handed to us.
I learnt two things this week:1) Trump is a retard.2) But also a cuck. He's stupid enough to fuck over the United States, but not brave enough to go all the way. He is indecisive. And I'm afraid this chimp-out will leave us in a worst position with nothing to show for it. I was sure we were getting Greenland, manufacturing jobs, and a third term. But that's not going to happen. Trump is too much of a pussy and too much of an idiot, and the rest of the world has too much leverage on the US for Trump to make their move.I doubt long-term things will get better.
>>60250725This article is a good read about it: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/ceo-trump-china-tariffs-are-doomsday-scenario-for-small-businesses.html>With policies shifting quickly — the Trump administration has publicly altered its China tariff plans four times in 10 days — Rollens is temporarily holding his products in China, hoping to wait out the budding trade war between the two countries. He has enough inventory stateside to last roughly until June, he says.>His options are limited. If he brings in a new shipment of products under current policies, he’ll pay a tax levy of 145% of their total declared value, paying up front to access products he hasn’t sold yet. Doing so would likely force Rollens to raise prices by at least 50% — a jump that could dry up consumer demand and leave him with unsold inventory, giving him no way to recoup the import costs, he says.Small businesses are going to get destroyed by this, and I think bigger companies will also eventually run out of inventory sooner or later
>>60250743This is the person telling you to stop posting politics btw
This is the worst /smg/ ever
>>60250734lul newfag
>CHINA PRESIDENT XI TO PAY STATE VISITS TO VIETNAM, MALAYSIA, CAMBODIA FROM APRIL 14 TO 18 - XINHUA (mktnews.com)Hahahahhahah not only is he going to lose the game of tariff chicken, he's also flipped trade partners against us to favor China
>>60250549This
Quick reminder that when your money devalues 2%, your stock market instantly goes +2% more or less. Nothing changes. As a Venezuelan and Turkroach stocks holder about it.
>>60250680Isn't he saying that he wants a third term?
>>60250774>Successfully made china popular in SEAArt of the deal
>>60249856>boomers are vile subhumans. many have x2 leverage.seriously? that's crazier than I could have imaginedDo you know this from interacting with them or something else?
>>60250774all asian country harbor hatred in their heart for the US, having been invaded in the past or having GI blows raping their women currently. they only deal with the US because pragmatism of money. this tariff nonsense only united them together. whoever is in charge of the foreign policy, some idiot from the rust belts probably, completely misread their culture kek
>>60250740Trump does sincerely hate trade deficits, maybe he could be convinced into something like that but the only reason he'd accept is that it'll pump the markets. Or maybe UK would have to buy our shit, line with the China deal in Trump 1. So maybe you're right, idk.
>>60250794>>60250774Vietnam will never hedge against the US with China.
>>60250794He also raised China's popularility in Europe, compared to the US.Maybe berating and insulting your main trade partners isn't that much of an art. Especially if deals are involved.inb4 mad /pol/tards trying to tell me I'm a tourist
>>60250809>all asian country harbor hatred in their heart for the USAnd still, in the past, they'd rather do business with Americans than with Chinks
>>60250774XI PLEASE CALL
>>60250809>all asian country harbor hatred in their heart for the US, having been invaded in the past or having GI blows raping their women currently.and let's not forget there's a load of non-military, non-retired "digitial nomads" (rebranded sexpats) all across Asia now tooI'm posting this from vietnam where I've been living with a filipina. When I first visited Philippines in college in 2014, it was so chill. I think that's because there was enough tight pussy to go around for everyone. Now that every girl down to the deepest, jungliest, poorest province has a smartphone the pussy game is much much more competitive. I mean...imagine if you had a 3.5" penis, made $180 per month, and had a 90 IQ (top for your family) and a remote "data analyst" showed up to your town, pumped your sister while you are now living a ricecel life?
>>60250771Your scent has been detected
>>60250842forgot to add the key contexts: the stares and interactions have swung WAY less friendly since 10 years ago. I mean...I guess I don't have the same hairline, but i'm only early 30s now. I really attribute it to just how many excess males the planet has + super competitive pussy market for all of them
>>60250818Arent most of the factories in Vietnam are owned by Chinese people?
>>60250842lul rebranded sexpats.passportcells so true.
Was gonna go short TSLA because of green day, but it looks like it's actually down today.
>>60250863Yes number 1 investor in Vietnam I'd China
>>60250870do it anyway
>>60249713So the time to buy an oled tv is now, before the retard tariffs hit?
>>60250882Probably now before import shock hits
>>60250882guarantee you supply chain is fucked at the moment
>>60250882The tariffs will never hit
>>60250710Fucking retard
>>60250863>Arent most of the factories in Vietnam are owned by Chinese people?either chinese, small vietnam elite, or some other variant of foreigner.
>>60250870i made two good TSLA put trades with $150 profit each. the stock is more volatile than crypto. still down on average for today overall- made good options trades, but they mostly canceled out losses from earlier horrible options I held far too long + bear etfs losing value. MSTZ achieved another 52-week low today
why is meta dumping today?
>>60250710Not sure if genius troll or most retarded poster alive, have a (You) either way
So have you come to the realization that nothing ever happens?
>Donald and Xi in a shouting match>Meanwhile all the trade just get rerouted through Vietnam/India
Baby-tier volume today
Stick to the plan!
In 3 months, the tariffs will be rolled for another 90 days and the dump will be slurped.It will also be summer and you will not have a gf.
https://x.com/smalls2672/status/1910663855274869158>Chinese guy: China is fully prepared to fight to the very end. If the US wants to completely shut itself out of the China market, be my guest>Interview lady: Yeah, China will lose the US market, which is 15%>Chinese guy: We don't careKinda based, ngl. The amount of people who think China will bend the knee need to lay off the copium though. Either Donnie bends his knee first or both countries go down.
>>60250972China literally won't kneel especially considering the last time they kneeled it generally called the century of humiliation
annoying scam pump
>>60250964I also still wont have a job
>>60250972easy for the china elite guy that will be comfy no matter what to say what his overall society is willing to bare"china existed for 5000yr, mostly without USA"ya but not in its current form. in part of that history they revolted against people like himanyways, it's easy for both sides to chest pound before the match is really a few min in.
>>60250855well they say you should keep the good things to yourself but instead the tards decided to make a huge deal out of it and ruin it for everyone
I'm holdin my stocks over weekend, YOLO
>>60250972>Kinda basedNot really, it's the same stance as magatards in the US who claim they "dont care" when they have no idea what's about to happenBoth economies are about to get hit with a reality checkEveryone is loudly writing checks without understanding they will have to cash them
>>60250972Whole world's rallying against the US anyways
>>60251016>well they say you should keep the good things to yourself but instead the tards decided to make a huge deal out of it and ruin it for everyonewhat spoiled it was people not willing to work a real job and instead turn shilling the lifestyle on youtube/blogs/wherever into their "career"
>>60251023cultural revolution is still in most chinese people's living memory. they're fine with it. they're a country that's gone through '30 million dead' disasters before. no biggie.
>>60251023>Not really, it's the same stance as magatards in the US who claim they "dont care" when they have no idea what's about to happenexactly this lol
>>60250972china ain't budging. people should watch their news sometimes now that fast ai translation is a thing. they're posting shit like "chinese earn 100, puts 50 in the bank, no problems". meanwhile americans earn 100, spends 95, puts 5 in the bank". they can outlast the US.
>>60249977Fuck this, it literally needs to be the opposite. Get rid of DST and go back to permanent standard time. The only part of the year that feels normal in relation to time, are the winter months from October to early March when we "fall back" to standard time. Whole rest of the year feels fucked up. Getting up for work before the sun is up is torture
>>60251004I'm almost all cash because the market is too retarded rn, but I'm considering buying some puts. No volume, this pump is fake and gay.Monday is going to be another bloodbath unless something big and very, very beautiful happens over the weekend, which seems extremely unlikely.
>>60251054Alternatively, I hate going home when the sun is setting/down.
>>60250868>the TDS seethers now confirmed to be ricecel chinkshills
>>60251035>cultural revolution is still in most chinese people's living memorycalling huge cap on this. >median age in china: 39>culutral revolution ended: 19792025 - 1979 > 39 (46)that and chinese zoomies have internet/smartphones allowing them to peer into the lifestyles of comfier humans around the world during every waking moment of their "eat shit to save face" decade.While I think they're more resilient than 1st world westerners, I don't think it would be this ezpz cake walk
>>60251054Getting off work when it's dark feels way worse. Like your entire day has just evaporated.
>>60250972China will let donny say whatever he wants as long as he saves face and doenst seem like a cuck
seems like we're not getting the giga crash. Orangemondayweek has been canceled.you are a nigger, and xinnie the pooh is a fratricidal maniac.
>>60250972Why are you so desperately sucking off chinky Xitskins? It's the same purported stance as anyone else. Words are meaningless.
>>>60251054>Getting off work when it's dark feels way worse. Like your entire day has just evaporated.particularly awful in Chicago, where it is also dangerous.A double REVERSE DST would actually make way more sense than this current nonsense
>>60251090we'll see, i think them being closer to a generation of hardship is likely to make them more comfortable going to ground if shit hits the fan. it's gonna suck either way though.
>>60251090The Chinese don't really have a choice. They're gonna take it if they like it or not
>>60251035that's a serious misreading of chinese relations with the partypeople aren't really "fine" with the cultural revolution, even the party itself admits that whole thing was a hot mess of a mistake even if they take pains not to highllight that fact. post tiananmen the deal between the populace and the party is that the party would lead the country to ever better living standards/economy and the population would remain supportive of party domination. it's why the past few years with the economy slowing down, the job market being meh to shit for new graduates, and the debacle of the harsh covid lockdowns (for all the whining of westerners the chinese lockdown was genuinely dystopian) have called this arrangement into serious question.with that said I think the CCP has a lot of leeway in this particular fight because it's so obvious Trump instigated it and clearly wants to knock China down a peg
Have you said thank you bros
>>60250784>maffs
this is not a serious economic forum if political/ideological bait gets this many replies
>>60251090Remember they still have the great firewall
>>60251137>4chan>serious
>>60251137Very likely it'll all tone down next week.
>>60251117If anything a fresh middle class after such hardship is probably going to make them a bit more anxious. A lot of young Americans have accepted that they'll probably never see social security, or own a home or otherwise have things economically improve for them, China on the other hand has a generation that feels the opposite, things are going up and they're one generation between mass starvations and millions dead, living in utter poverty, to middle class with luxury and leisure.
>>60251137this is 4chan bwo
JFC I'm getting rekt on SOXS. Sell before the weekend?
>>60251167>JFC I'm getting rekt on SOXS. Sell before the weekend?I keep posting that I hold 10k+ shares of SOXL yet you counter trade me lol
>>60251090Not anon but>calling huge cap on this. Who do you think is teaching the actual China zoomies? That >40 years old that lived when the cultural revolution was relevant>that and chinese zoomies have internet/smartphones allowing them to peer into the lifestyles of comfier humans around the world.Pretty much all the chinese social media is censored by the party, and almost everything goes through them, they've been censoring a lot of stuff since the beginning of the internet, the party decides what is relevant to the average chinese citizen, this includes the economy, so yeah the chinese have a better chance against the americans on that regard
>>60251127It's not like there's any way for citizens to express their dissatisfaction though. What are they gonna do, run a different party candidate? Try to stage a protest in their 1984 surveillance state? Start an activist movement by putting emojis in their Bio and tank their social credit score?
>>60251137>where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg
>>60251148there's a difference between on topic memes and off topic shitting up the board
>>60251137>serious economic forum
>>60250972>both countries go downPlease. Please, this would be so profitable you would not believe. So opportune. So glorious and epic.
>biggest green weekly dildo since 2022>most volume since 2011yeah im thinking we're back
NO VOLUME. NO BUY.
>>60251180>Who do you think is teaching the actual China zoomies? That >40 years old that lived when the cultural revolution was relevantthat's why I give them credit that they'd be more resilient, but it's a straight up false fact that the "average person in china has that time period in their living memory".And that's still before we exclude people that were 1 to 5 years old during the end.I'm just not convinced avg chinese zoomie who will be young and have to work through it will be diehard bought-in about the situation
Seems like an easy short today, the hard part is calculating the orange risk.
Even the commenter's on cnbc are confused The exuberance doesn't match the numbers
>>60251220cant short if your money is in a short that is negative
>>60251224>Even the commenter's on cnbc are confusedprobably why he's a cnbc wagie and not a retired options trader
Should I sell mu yinn calls or are chinx gonna pump their market
what happened to smg, where is everyone?
>>60251213It is absolutely still relevant to anyone but the youngest zoomers. Why do you think their savings rates are so high?
>>60251249im dead
I'm not making too much today
>>60251249outnumbered about 20 to 1 by tourists
>>60251249didn't you hear? everything is fixed forever, so we just took an early weekend
>>60251249everyone lost>ngmi
>>60250972YINN broke $30 again
>>60251249On /bant/, you newfag.Only indians post here because of no-flags.
>>60251184are you memoryholing how the reaction to the covid lockdowns got so bad you actually saw protests and then the party backing down?now I'll grant you they arrested plenty of said protestors but the party is most certainly not omnipotent nor capably of 100% stifling dissent.you have to keep in mind that from 1991-2019 the chinese economy never grew less than 6%, and if you exclude 1989-1990 you could stretch this back to 1981. it's one thing for people to acquiesce to a one party state when the party on the economic front has transformed china, but if the economy somehow slipped into recession that would cause serious issues
>>60251224Huge swing are normal in a bear market. Doesn't mean it's not trending down.
>>60251137i’m so sorry
Nothing happens again
>>60251249Shit day huge politics marks everywhere, kind of suggests the market is right and this episode of the trump show is wrapping up, but I'm too pussy to act on sentiment gathered from an Indonesian pork fucking forum
>can sell an MSTR 4/17 $352.50 call for $315Jesus christ the IV is insane right now.
>>60251273Are they pumping it on purpose?
>>60251137you thought it was serious?are you stupid?
>>60251300We still have a whole season of the trump show to go and are nowhere near the finale. Making a few small trades, but this isn't the long term stable growth everyone is looking for.
someone bake, no one wants to ding post in a stale thread
>>60251249they're celebrating passover anon. 95% of biz is jooz and their shabbos goys and 100% is absolutely retarded.
I GOT OUT OF YINN YESTERDAY AT 26 FUCKING CHINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60251346Baking
>>60251300>the market is rightWhich market are you looking at?
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>>60251369I'm talking about the calm market today which I take to suggest that a deal or "deal" resuming trade with China is forthcoming
>>60251137This board is for shitcoin gamblers and posting pink wojaks
>>6025124990% were bears who sudokud
