China bitched us edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Prev: >>60247134
I AM FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS
Niggers tongue my anus
I love this board and thread, im glad we have a place to laugh our ass off at this fucking clown show
>>60248187WOULD
Why did Trump choose a maoist for his economic policy direction and then pick a fight with Mao's chosen people
based chinksstand up to the great satan
CONSUMER SENTIMENT SHIT HIT THE FUCKING FAN!!!!!https://www.mediaite.com/news/just-in-us-consumer-sentiment-plummets-to-second-lowest-level-in-over-75-years/2ND LOWEST IN HISTORYWTF NIGGA!
Why did they cave on the tariffs
Vix is only at 45. We are fine. Big improvement from earlier in the week
Praying for more crabby action
SHART OF THE DEAL
>still crabs
pibble: xinigger: trumpadults: eu
its a crap day
oh nooh nooh no no no no
boringest trade war ever
So... what is Trump's plan?
>>60248239hsr is a terrible game
Still worth getting into gold miner etfs or is it too late at this point after the gains theyve already received
DONNIE IM GUNNA NEED A TWEET HERE PRETTY SOON OR IM GUNNA HAVE TO MAKE ONE UP FOR YOU MYSELF
>>60248248XIPLEASE CALL MEXI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME
>>60248248peeing on his poop and eat it
>>60248253treat them like shitcoinswhen they pump to 25% cash out
>>60248181>BIGGEST SELLOFF IN US TREASURIES RELATIVE TO GERMAN BUNDS SINCE 1989HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60248248fight like hell to fix the debt problembut he doesn't know how to fight
>>60248235Y Wipepo dont beat they dogs
>>60248276stop staring at me you fucking cat
>>60248269Pic related
If I didn't sell my stocks before Trump went full retard, how long till they recover?
>>60248290Killing yourself and waiting for the wheel of Dharma to reincarnate you in a better market would be faster
>*RING RING*>...>...>...
>>60248212japan and china and others were dumping US bonds too much
>>60248290You will be up 45,000% by the middle of his third term mark my words
>>60248248>XIIII WHY WONT U CALL MEEEEE
>>60248248>he still thinks there's a plan
>>60248198>maoistI've described it more like Juche. Trump is pursuing the idea that the US can be entirely self reliant yet didn't do any of the groundwork to get us there before trying to close the doors on the world.
>>60248298>hello Xi>is your refidgerator running?
>>60248314So just Mao
Based Zelensky
>>60248298[spoiler]Ultimate power[/spoiler]
>China issued new regulations on Friday that will subject semiconductors made by U.S. firms to higher tariffs. The measures will put pressure on companies like Intel, Global Foundries and others who have U.S. chip factories, potentially encouraging chip companies to shift manufacturing out of the United States to maintain access to the Chinese market, where the bulk of global electronics are made.Xi was just waiting for trump to act like a retard and give him an excuse to do all of this.
>>60248321why am i supposed to hate him again
>>6024830045000% of worthless monopoly money
>>60248269Bundeez nuts lmao
>>60248238This isn't nothing but Trump can change the subject so God damned fast when he wants to. (That's always been his main political talent, he can muscle through media attempts to set the terms of the narrative)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh is the dow supposed to move like this
>>60248321>this is the mean who's beating Russiabased
what if i cry at the casino?
>>60248105ok so hear me out; people make fun of nig-black people for saying "we gon eat dat watermelons or shieet" BUT they all follow complex grammar rules of whatever AAVE dialect they belong to. if you try to imitate them, you'll sound ridiculous to them. kids by the age of 3(iirc) mysteriously all learn internalised rules even when they are not taught. so-like i said, correct grammar is whatever FEELS right to a native speaker. this is why to linguists, the number 1 most valuable material is an old, rural person who lived in a single area his whole life. dialects differ by region, age, social class, etc.it's a really interesting subject>source: currently majoring language(wont say which) in college(ESL btw)
>>60248350I'll give you a little kiss
>>60248320Its hard to separate them because juche is a lot of marxist-leninist ideas, mixed in with Kim hero worship, anyways.Maoism is basically the same, just for Mao.
>>60248341no, it's an artificial pump, it's supposed to go down
TRUMP GET AWAY FROM THE BOND YIELDS
>>60248362Felt fitting to bring up Mao since CHYNA
Its amazing how precisely the market seems to have priced securities today on a day with so much information right before the weekend!
Why arent you holding HIMS? Its a millionaire maker stock.
WH press briefing in a few minutes
>>60248386Will they acknowledge the fire in the bond market lmao
>>60248323>These tariffs are going to DESTROY US ALL>DESTROY US ALL>DESTROY US ALL
>>60248315gg insane, all of this but at least we got a US president saying a copy pasta about trannies out loud in public>>60248321God bless lmao
>>60248391>the beautiful bond market... The beautiful bond market... Bonds... Bonds... I love bonds, big fan of bonds, I had a dominatrix I did bondage with in my early days... That's alright...
>Interest rates in teasury bonds are rising>Bonds prices are falling>USD is losing value nonethelessShouldn't highter rates strengthen the value of the dollar?
>>60248386is that why INTC is rising? hope?crush them
>>60248350You will be removed by force
>>60248386time to load up puts
>>60248248call me maybe
>>60248391>I'm still not looking at the stock market.
>>60248400kekif trump mentions bonds at all it would be so fucking bearish. it would reek of desperation
>>60248386isn't it in an hour
>>60248407By her?
>hey the bonds are crashing and this is crazy>so Xi here's my number and call me maybe
You guys promised me a bloodbath today. What the fuck is happening?
>>60248424Didn't he mention them yesterday before the great cuckening
>>60248432loool
uh oh the algo took a lunch break.
>>60248426It's supposed to be right now but they're running late
>>60248434it's happening
DEAR XI
>>60248409may I recommend INTC 0DTE $18.5 as today’s special
>>60248360Craziest thing I heard is Spanish vs English actually see the world different.I guess in Spanish the vase gets knocked down, and there really good about talking about the vase if they see a video. In English it’s Anon knocked down the vase, and they aren’t as good as the Spaniards in describing the vase and how fast it was falling, but way better at describing the who and why.Our language changes what factors we concentrate on and cause and effect. It defines our consciousness!
PPT GO!
>trump wants to talk to xi>but refuses to be the one to initiate the callThese are supposed to be grown men not middle school girls...
>>60248386Oh boy, time for a random pump out of nowhere
>>60248440>>60248426>>60248386Anybody have a link? Can't find shit for it. Official WH YT has no videos, WH page says no events, no news articles anywhere I can see
>>60248329>>60248342>>60248395Actual nafo trannies
>>60248472first one to initiate the call is at disadvantage
>>60248472>Yes it's true, we both want the pizza for lunch, but you haven't said sorry for stealing my juicebox yesterday, so I can't let you get in line.
>>60248238kek, Trump is worse than the fucking GFC
Dread it, run from it. Crabs arrive all the same.
>>60248321based Zelensky indeed
Trumps doctor just released his physical, says he's fit enough to hold office for two more terms minimum
>>60248248Humiliating America
>>60248386Tariffs on Chyna to 500%
>>60248477I'm watching it on RSBN live on youtube
I want youuu to call me
>>60248360>>60248449One of my favorite classes in college was a linguistics class I kind of fell into. Language itself is the result of so many strange factors, including our own sex and the innate differences that children of different sexes have when talking. Very cool stuff.
>>60248472Its about letting china continue being stubborn retards digging themselves deeper.
>>60248449idk really much about that subject but there used to be debate between people who claimed "universal grammar" existed(noam chomsky)-that everyone has the same linguistic concepts in their brain-and others that didn't. some missionary found out a tribe who didn't have the concept of numbers besides "few" and "many" so debate got got then they got bored so nobody talks about it
>>60248516>talking about God and winningThis is worse than not watching at all
>>60248477Lookner going live!!Thank the mods!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXnmSunFhI
>>60248472The first one to call will be treated like a joke until they leave politics.
>>6024847250% of China can starve to death before Xi folds, why does Trump think he can win?
>dumpy loses and calls, gets made fun of, maybe gets impeached>Xi loses and calls, they string him up and eat his corpseWho folds first
>>60248547based Xi
Crab queen rules with an iron claw
>>60248547that'd be winning
>>60248532I read his book! Whole things very scetch though. Turns out the guy was a bit of a nut job and nobody actually knows as he was the only guy who could talk to them like Smith being the only Mormon who could see the golden plates…That was a decade ago though. Curios if the charges stuck or he was redeemed.
>>60248493Sad part is that historians will dress all of this up in professional language, when only the people living is will know that this is what happens when a retard gets the keys to the nuclear football.
>>60248472Xi just needs to do nothing to win.
>>60248554>the one time the world actually needs a hot 30 yr old female leader to start the the bridge call
I'm bullish on nothing ever happening.>>60248574Noam Chomsky is a communist hack and his studies of universal grammar have yet to be scientifically proven.
I could mediate this whole thing out and boom the global economy but they arent returning my calls :/
Can someone please explain the difference between the S&P500, DOW and NASDAQ to me (a retard)?
>>60248603Xi demands j cup at LEAST for mediators, with a healthy BMI, no fat bitches.
>>60248612some of them fall harder than the others
>>60248276>fix the debt problem>pass $5 trillion tax cut bill>guarantee add of +$5.7 trillion to debt over the next 10 yearsnice the debt problem is solved
>>60248587I used to think that. Looking at how social media is warping our minds though I’m starting to think he’s just a dumb tankie who was way way ahead of his time when he wrote manufacturing consent. That book seems to have been on the mark, he just didn’t know how much worse it could get.
>>60248612They track different companies in different numbers (DJI tracks 30, S&P and Nasdaq both track 500, but they're different companies.)
>>60248587Something is happening, the bond market is fucking exploding
Usually indeces dump on friday, now they are almost all green. We entered the bizarro timeline.
>>60248300Well, if he replaces Powell, that's indeed what will happen
>>60248633I can't take Chomsky seriously at all after he started playing defense for the Russian invasion being totally justified and actually needed if you really think about it. Also his grammar theories have a shit ton of holes poked into them by many behavioral scientists and linguists. He just got a lot of media coverage, kinda like string theory.
>>60248612Dow=small group of industrialsSp500=the market Nasdaq=techRussell 2000=smaller biz
>>60248582nah, history books will have fell for it again basedjaks and Truth posts as examples of the "graffiti" of our time
>>60248472They act like bpd gfs
>>60248440Picking out a set of knee pads for his session with the Chinese bvlls
>>60248497lmao is this pic real
>>60248638>We entered the bizarro timelineYou just haven't really felt a good bear market before
>>60248300but that would destroy the value
>>60248612S&P 500 has 500 companies across a a wide variety of sectors.DOW is just 30 companies but they still spread them out. Functionally, the DOW and S&P track each other quite a lot.Nasdaq has 100 companies and has a lot of tech, so you'll often see it move heavily on days that are particularly tech focused.
>>60248181Fuck! I was hoping Blackrock would crash the market!I just want shit 10% cheaper before I go 3x all in. I guess I just hold VOO and wait.
Only Russia can save Trump from embarassement, a russian-american alliance can destroy china. Our only requirement is for America to nuke Europe
Why the pump
>>60248676Macron will slice u in half russki
>>60248682presser? news I didn't see? No idea, seems slightly above the normal crabbing
>>60248676Russia is losing the war and a giant swath of their women are now turning to porn to make money
>trump x xi toxic old man yaoiI can see it.
>>60248676Just made me realize that the least stable govts have all the nukes. Short civilization.
>>60248691I know many fujos who would buy that.
Rumors that he is hesitating on removing the tariffs from China
>>60248646Agreed, outside the book he’s a joke.
>futures
>>60248702he knows he needs to but he'd look like the biggest fucking cuck ever and could never do another deal again
>>60248685My baby boy, my sun king, my jupertarian!
>>60248688not just porn :^P being an europoor is a blessing
>>60248712You really think anyone respects him already
>>60248703>outside the book he’s a jokeBroken clock and all, then again, most of his work in that book is repackaging information that was already floating about. Synthesis is a skill of course, but you know
>>60248321Zelensky is based as fuck. Invaders, including Russniggers and other subhuman third worlders, should be shot on sight when they cross the border.
>>60248707No futures
>trump tweeted something unrelated to the tariffs>-0.3% immediately
>>60248702Even if he removed it down to like 20% or something that would be a massive improvement.
>>60248721Are you me?
>>60248181/smg/ - Stock Market GeneralChinese Propaganda edition
I’m impressed by russian womens ability to fit large objects up the butt
>>60248734Numbed by alcohol and std's
another day of my retarded freak piece of garbage life when i lose money
>>60248712
>>60248181Well, I’m out. See you when it finally bears. Fuck!Have a great weekend boys!
>nothing happens>crabs anywaythey should've just closed the markets today
>>60248747>OH BUT LE AVERAGENo one gives a shit
>another plane crash in Florida (small plane though)The frequency of these crashs being higher and higher is a really bad omen.
>>60248754Y u seethin?
What options does he have, /biz/?
>>60248702>>60248712>>60248717>announce tariffs on China>President Xi immediately loses his shit>Chinese economy comes to a screeching halt>videos online of Chinese factories all empty and shut down>twitter bullshit wars with Chinese officials constantly bitching>"WOW TRUMP IS SO WEAK!"holy fuck you people are stupid
>>60248745you will be buried in the dumbass ivan (unless you are a bot)
>>60248761>seethingbut I'm not thougheverbeit, you can't measure by averages
>>60248760They should have pulled up
>>60248745shut the fuck up already we were neither and you're as annoying as them, we are for the money and the money only, if russians starts shitting gold we might love them but they aren't so fuck them
>>60248360Urban youth jive is a little odd due to the fact that much of it started by people who knew the correct grammar but chose to break it anyway to be contrarian. Now two generations later the urban youth do not understand why their phrasing is such nonsensical mush.
>>60248762TLT 95c 6/2
Holy shit bros I made it
>cnbc catfight about claim that u.s. is seceding their status as world economic leader kino
>>60248404People are dumping the dollar especially China
>actually replying to this spammy off topic russ shill stop lol
Why the fuck are markets recovering? The tariff literally increased
>>60248731Do you happen to be eating a low-saturated fat protein bar right now?
>>60248783Developing backwards from a language INTO a dialect instead of the other way around, how interesting
>>60248790China dumping is cope, everyone are dumping
Trump will cuck and Bessent will take the wheel for any and all economic trade moving forward Trump will unironically Navarro himself
>>60248790Chyna actually seems to be holding on the most compared to jp and eu.
>>60248788tempers starting to fray huhthis is bullish
>>60248803Trump is calling Xi and tariffs are going to lift. Buy now before it's too late.
is there a press meeting happening now or in 30 mins? need to know if i break work policy and listen to it on my phone
Why are stocks up?
>>60248584EVROPA-chan
>>60248803But only on china retard, gotta wait for july 8th now for the rest of the world.
>>60248803The announcement that we are literally at peak tariff probably helped
>>60248702He already lost 2026 with this. He's gonna bomb Iran just to get the fuck out of looking like a bitch.
>>602488201 ET 12 CT, so in half an hour. Also it's not breaking world policy, you have a right to inform yourself!!!
>>60248818Xi is asleep
chinese women are hot, so I'm team china
>>60248814ended up with one guy calling the other a pussy for not putting his money where his mouth is, the peal clutching pro america guy apparently sold all his equity in the stock he's been shilling lol
>>60248803higher tariff = higher stock pricesimple as
>>60248831*work, sorry, day drinking.>>60248836The looks get you the food keeps you when it comes to asian girls
US10Y has dipped below 4.5% again. Apologise, panicans.
kek
>>60248803At these rates, tariffs don't matter any more. Markets are more worried about other forms of retaliation. Also just feels like markets are too optimistic in general.
>>60248829Finally!
>>60248857>do you have any american customers though?>no
>>60248858>Also just feels like markets are too optimistic in general.Just the US ones. The STOXX50 and the Nikkei are red.
>>60248862>file.png>tracking pixels
>>60248734Wait until you see them willingly drink piss for an additional 10 bucks.
why is it green the US is supposed to be imploding
>>60248858The fact that gold has absolutely skyrocketed this week is very telling.
>>60248862I'd vote for Holden Bloodfeast. We need a good warhawk.
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK, BACK IN THE FUCKING GREEN BABY IM GONNA MAKE IT
>>60248803WH press briefing in 30mins. Market is coping once again that they'll give them some hopium instead.
>>60248882>roll dice>a random number comes up>wtf i was told the number would be in a certain range due to socioeconomic factors how could this happen to me
I've figured it out, the US is in the opposite dimension.If something should be bad, don't think rationally, you should invest more.
>>60248882Because he caved on the tariffs
>he genuinely thought the entire stock market would crash today
>>60248882Things were pushed down the line. Wait for Q4 earnings to be projecting massively reduced revenue, and for cost increases to hit shelves. This is all of course assuming trump doesn't cuck out to china.
>>60248762Non-meme answer, he has quite a bit of tools to work on the bonds issue before even thinking of tinkering with rates. It's fun looking at the chart rise, but really, if it really gets dangerous, he'll act. And the market will remember there's at least one last adult in the room.
>>60248774A lot of times it happens because they pull up too much and stall then crash.When you lose your engine you gotta keep that nose down and keep your airspeed all the way to the ground. Its much better to crash at 50 mph at ground level than to crash at 80 mph from 500 feet.
>>60248238Well if demand drops so will prices. Isn't that what he wanted? Cheaper stuff?
>>60248895>Another press briefingHere I'll predict the future>america is being made great again>Sleepy joe left us a MESS!>I've gotten SO MANY phone calls>We are working on great deals (No you can't see them)>China doesn't have the cards>So amazing. So Big. Pass the bill.
>>60248941oh we're gonna get "cheaper stuff" alrightwith a deflationary crisis
>>60248952Drink any time biden is mentioned. Make sure you don't have to go to work this afternoon though.
>>60248952>DEI Transgender new green deal BIDEN sissy hypnosis is no more!
>>60248762Just 20 years ago he could've requested trump's assassination but today he can only resign.
STOP THIS BULLSHIT PUMP
>>60248820There's a fucking press meeting every fucking day just so he can be happy to be on TV, it's ridiculous. 4 years of that shit?
>>60248493I'm certain that you's a bitch
>>60248803the crash and pumps were the markets pricing in tariffs. trump celebrated china immediately counter tariffing but that was part of the crash for most people
Stop pumping you fat fuck
>>60248341In brown countries they act like this (spoiler: so yes)
>>60248181I'm so fucked up, the bump is only benefiting the most my most fucked up investments and the least all the others. All my portfolio is still in the red, just more evenly distributed...
>>60248976He's normally golfing, so this won't last. The non stop press meetings are to calm the markets.
>>60248975Press briefing soon, they think she'll say some genius thing for some reason.
>>60248886>tfw my inner gambling addict won and I went all in on sp500 todayIf he announces a deal with china I might just call my boss and tell him to suck my cock
>>60248998unload your bags while they are pumped retard
STOP FUCKING PUMPING GAYS
>>60248360Oh wow and in France children learn french at 2-3 years old, yet I'd take years and sound like ass even then, wowsers incredible
>>60248999>Trump rambling is the only thing keeping markets afloatgrim
He'll sperg about Iran for half an hour and do nothing about Iran anyway.
>>60249007Probably too late for that, the chinese are asleep.
>>60248449That's a very interesting point. I have tried making conlangs in the past as a hobby and it's nice to structure the grammar, idioms, way of writting, etc having a civilization type and outlook of like in mind.
>it shooting upAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME BOBO
hello retard here I just want to invest in some stocks how do I even do so? I don't plan on day trading I just want to put some money in while I can
>SHUT THE MARKET DOWN
>>60248975Im happy and im holding odte puts.Anything to break out of the crab.I have faith in Donnie. He'll say we're invading angola, or moving to a new helium based currency standard or that we're going to execute all fat people. It's always something good.
>bears on suicide watchyou didn’t fall for the Black Friday meme did you anon?
What are the odds of a deal with China? I thought it was unlikely because neither want to be the first to back down.
>>60249041depends on your country anonyour bank has quicker FAQ or support if you like waiting in line
>>60249041DCA into VOO or XDTE and make sure to set it to automatically reinvest dividends. Figure out how much money you have to invest, spread it out over at least 3 months, and invest the same amount each week regardless of what the fuck the market is doing.
HERE WE GOOOO BACK TO 6000 IN A WEEK
Think somebody has inside info again?
>>60249041Download robin hood, make an account, find a ticker and click buy. They make losing your ass very easy.
Xi is on an Asian tour all next week buying up new fren so gronaldd is mostly fucked here.
We mooningTrump must have cucked out
I was waiting for Intel to go under 18 :(
>>60248831any links? im not seeing anything on youtube about a meeting today
>>60249039white house insiders are buying, please be respectful
>>60248952we already know that china is a good friend!
>>60249052Remember Mexico/Canada? You don't need a proper deal. And China still taxing US basedbeans is not that big of a problem.
>>60249049Literally a 1% baby pump no one should be sweating unless they bought 0dte
h-henlo, pls call
>>60249041Easy, retard proof way? >dollar cost average index funds till retirementThe fun way?>macro-, meso-, microeconomic fundamental analysis playing into mid-to-long-term trends
>>60249031According to the IRGC they said their is a real threat
>>60249058They'd be pretty stupid to do the same trick twice, but yahoo's showing a pretty big volume spike a few hours ago so maybe?
yep i'm thinking trump cucked out and people knew before hand
>>60248952>"President Trump has once again proven why he is the most consequential leader in American history. Under his bold leadership, illegal border crossings have plummeted by 96%, reversing the catastrophic failures of the Biden administration that left our borders wide open">"The Biden administration's reckless policies left us with skyrocketing inflation, unsafe streets, and an energy crisis. President Trump has reversed these disastrous trends by scrapping anti-American energy regulations and ending Biden's job-killing Green New Deal scams">"President Trump has always been clear: America will not bow to Beijing. He has demanded that Xi Jinping call him directly to discuss fair trade policies and China's return of the Panama Canal—a move that underscores his commitment to putting America first"
>>60249041Alright, first you need to to take 4 years worth of accounting/finance courses, where you'll learn how to read 10-k SEC filings. Then throw all of that bullshit out the window, because this market is fake and gay. Then, and only then, can you start trading.
I'm glad I didn't buy in when my bear stop losses hit. Knew something was STINKY about this day.
What the fuck? Why are the stocks raising?
>+1.5% is mooning nowMumu's are fucking shell shocked lmao
>>60249089was this written by a dicksucker in chief?
>this pumpSo, what do the ones close to Trump and into the Signal group know? Why am I not in the signal group? Do I need to change my name in -stein so I get added by accident?
>>60249098I mean I'm up 10% today so I'm quite happy
>>60249094Insiders were told Trump is going to "delay" tariffs. Trump blinked.
>>60249022They learn it from birth
>>60249089So America is just China in a trenchcoat. Same cronies, same propaganda machine.
>>60249094they always do that
>>60249094He's ending china tariffs and insiders are buying
>>60249060Ignore this fag, robinhood is for actual retards who enjoy losing money. Get a Charles Schwab account and lose money like a pro on think or swim.Also you don't get ratfucked on bid/ask spread like you do on Robinhood.
>>60249098so high up it can rip up 10% in seconds
>>60249111The fuck are you talking about? That's old news.
>>60249099Have you not watched the press briefings?
>>60249089i find this woman extremely repulsive. or just me?
Trump definitely leaked to his inner circle china tariffs are being crawled back
>>60249083They say a lot of things but the truth is trump, putin, xi or the ayatollah are a bunch of boomers that just want to talk shit and do nohing.
>>60249124I feel you anon
>>60249121I'm talking about the China tariffs
>>60249123I don't need to watch his cabinet sucking his dick live on TV everyday.
>>60249121They're talking about the china ones. apparently he is removing them. art of the deal.
>>60249134still would but I'm 2 years older yet she's the one looking older, almost milf looking
STOP THE COUNT, STOP THE COOOOOOOOOUNT
>>60249134doggystyle for sure
>>60249134Leavitt is proof that there's some sort of hag gene. 27 and she already looks like shit.
THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!
I bought in 2013 and sold in 2025I haven't touched my brokerage account in over a decade so I had to call the reception and ask how I can sell my Apple stonks.They connected me to a nameless broker who told me the current price, I said hit it, he thanked me and that was the end. Took maybe 1 minute in total. For a long time this Apple stock was 99% of my net worth, now more like 40%. And all it took was one 1min phonecall with some nameless bloke.I feel a little easier about this whole thing now.
>>60248248Watching Fox news and hoping Xi will give him a call. Such is life in his lolcow administration
>>60249152Its called Republican make upShe also got a fuck ton of facial work done. Which is insane for 27
WHERE IS THIS SUPPOSED MEETING, NO NEWS SITES ARE COVERING IT
>>60249056Seconding DCA into VOO or similar strategy. The meme “you should invest in yourself” is true but education is almost free if you arent a retard and a gym pass is cheap so just buy a simple index and go back to your life l
>>60248952>>60248960yup. it's well known their main argument is gonna be "TEH BIDEN DID SO MANY BAD THIIIING"
>>60249159People seem very optimistic something is happening though.
>>60249163You weren't invited.
>>60249163https://www.youtube.com/live/5KXnmSunFhI
>>60249134i hate redditors liberals and communists as much as any red blooded americanbut there is not variety of woman worse than a fake blonde middle class flyover chcik who went to a mid school.i'd rather date a blue hair
>>60249164you are an idiot if you are currently buying this chart
>>60249161Also she obviously dyes her hair. They love these stupid bobbleheaded bleach blonds.
Nothingburger-bros were right all along, all this shit for what? We just pissed off everyone, showed we let an actual retard at the helm and now we're a meme nation, don't even got the industrial jobs back.
>>60248952we’re bringing back so many coal mine jobs folks
Is oil going to dump anymore or should I try to get in?
Press conference (without the commentary)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr543ewGDts
>>60249174>there is not variety of woman worse than a fake blonde middle class flyover chcik who went to a mid school.Indeed, even worse when they have an important position.
>>60249185You know one reason industrial jobs left is given the choice people choose to work somewhere other than a factory.
>>60249186With or without child labour?
>>60249174They're boringkino
BREAKING NEWS: Trump to DROP China tariffs in exchange for a fentanyl deal
>>60249188Recession is definitely on as long as the tariffs stay. But maybe slurping in DCA into oil companies is the safest bet. Plus I love oil divies.
delayed?
>>60249177I starting DCAing into stocks at height of 2008 financial crises and now a multi multi millionaire in my early 40s. I go to work just for lols and to get out of house. This is unironically the best time to start investing.
>>60249188Eh depends if Iran happen>>60249199LMAO
GIVE ME SOME NORTH AMERICAN COAL PRODUCERS RIGHT NOW I HAVE 10K TO DUMP
>>60249206Like always
>>60249199Is dis true or fake headline?
>>60249177SPY doubles, on average, every 7 to 10 years. Buying after a dip this large is virtually guaranteed to work out by that time unless we actually end up in a great depression scenario.
I hope you guys bought the bottom.
>>60249199Fake news
>>60249195So all of this was retarded since the start?
Euros btfo
>>60249195>given the choice people choose to work somewhere other than a factoryno, it's because the pay is not worth the labor.inflation adjusted low level factory jobs should be 100k at least.but then it'll cut into profit.
I don't even need to search for headlines or watch news. If I see big green candles I know there's something that's going to show up in the News section on ThinkOrSwim in short order.
>>60249224Yes
is this the art of being late to your only job? its been 5 minutes where is this cunt
>>60249222Not fake, check bloomberg
>>60249055>>60249056>>60249060>>60249082>>60249092thanks for the response guys
>>60249210Don't throw in largest coal importer Chyna won't buy American coal and the US won't magically increase consumption unless India starts import more American coal rather then probably Aussie coal it isn't worth it
>>60249134Spineless propagandist in chief
>>60249229Yes, if the pay was good people would. But for equal pay someone will sit at a desk versus standing by a blast furnace all day or some shit.
>>60249198ill be honest i almost exclusively hook up with leftist jewish girls (don't tell /pol/)(also don't tell them I'm actually a right wing turbocapitalist nationalist)MAGA chicks are dumb as sit and pickme is a real thing.
>>60249229This
>>60249243>for equal pay someone will sit at a deskthat's why the desk and fake email job should be 50k
late again
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP DROPS ALL TARIFFS! BUY BUY BUY
>>60249250What the fuck happened in 1971?
>>60249253Fake news
>>60249239Tbf that's their job the negress and the red head literally said same shit or shilled the Biden admin this is why people don't care about the stock market as much anymore since >The stock market is only one metric of the economy
>>60249238Once Canada elects the pro-China government they'll cut off the export port for thermal coal also (US coal exports go through the Canadian port). The PM already said the US wasn't a friend anymore.
Bobo, are you and your anus ok?
>>60249245
>>60249250>consumer sentiment down>yields up>dollar down>China raising tariffs>indices pumping CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WTF IS HAPPENING?
>>60249253no fucking way orange turd is actually manipulating the stock market lol
>>60249234he's always late, anon
>>60249134pretty solid
>>60249256Gold standard ended who would've thought actually makes currency more valuable and the economic crisis of the 70s didn't help
>>60249267A deal is coming.
>>60249262>either a pro-China or pro-Israel PM is up for election next in Canadatough choice but maybe I'll vote the chink cocksucker cause I dislike Israel even more.
>>60249267stocks go upwhat did you expect?
Theyre definitely scripting some shit for him to roll back the china tariffs
What does a 1:1 currency exchange rate actually even mean
>>60249267Bigly wins
What did he mean by this
>>60249256Unironically Nixon put the final bullet in the gold standard (made it so US currency could no longer be exchanged for gold) which decoupled wages from productivity and is why we're living in Weimerica right now
>>60249282This, this is also why Leavitt is delivering the news and not Trump. This would make Trump look weak, so someone else should be the sacrificial lamb.
>>60249256I actually looked into this. It's exaggerated because the 1971 was set as the basis of the index, so there isn't a single cause for all of it.
>>60249265i don't actually no anything about dasha beyond her being hot as shit and that she cheated on adam
>>60249285I give you 1 dollar, you give me 1 funnymoney.
>>60249282Bring back the 800 limit for free tariff
>>60249297Well now you know that back in 2015 you could have fucked her for money via this sugardaddy website
>>60249285I give you 1 dollar, you give me 1 eruo.
>>60249253BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP DROPS ALL TARIFFS DROPSELL SELL SELL
>>60249294You're misreading it, the data starts in the 40's
>>60249297wait she cheated on adam? what the fuck why
Karoline is going to come out and say that Trump and Xi are 'having talks on the phone' and 'things are going well and looking very promising'. Mega pump into close, over the weekend it will come out that nothing of substance actually took place and market craters again on Monday.
>>60249288market's saved, thanks Jim
press briefing just started
>>60249317BREAKING NEWS, PRESIDENT XI HAS KIDNAPPED KAROLINE LEAVITT AND HAS HER IN THE BACK OF HIS BYD BRONCO, POLICE CLOSE BEHIND
>>60249312desu i don't know, she's also jewish so she can't mind his asthetics, he probably has a hog given his real confidence, and he was rich.probably cause she's a ho. that doesn't really fuck up my fantasy tho.>>60249307yes and? i said i think she's hot not my future wife.that would be 2017 emma watson.
>>60249328HOLY SHIT HES DRIVING TOWARDS TO PORT OF LA
Oh shit, she's not wearing the cross. Panic!!
when did the nose job happen?
is she boasting about deflation?
God damn the press sec is so hot. That rack must be glorious.
genuine question, why are they so obsessed with Biden? its been a few months, you cant keep blaming and comparing Biden
how the fuck is this old hag the same age as me
You know we're fucked when inflation going up another 2% is considered a huge win
>>60249346Fly Overs are truly disgusting looking monsters
>>60249237Also, some tips:if you do go for individual stocks>DCA to mitigate risk>take forex risk into account (my position in TSM has declined 22% YTD and the euro has as well with 10%, so that compounds)>learn to understand sectors and what kind of environment is positive or negative for them
>>60249361Botox
>>60249355rule 1 of leading a cult is having a designated enemy
>>60249355Trump lost to Biden and never managed to get one back on him. That has to bruise his ego.
>>60249346she's really 27 wtf
>>60249347>Just let the guy break both his arms
>>60249355>you cant keep blaming and comparing BidenThey can and they will because his supporters eat that shit up. They keep screeching and blaming Biden for basically everything. I mean, even Obama still gets brought back up every now and again.
>>60249355He's not over 2020
>>60249355Because they run off anger. Go to /pol/ once in a while, just a bunch of angry losers
Reminder what the White House wants in deals for having to unfairly bear the burden of having a reserve currency.
>AMD up>NVIDIA up>Intel downsomeone explain pls i'm about to buy intel
>>60249361>>60249366>>60249369>>60249382
the white house press secretary is now advertising a podcast
>social influencer....and lawyerHeh
>they're signal boosting some chick's instagram account???
I'm never fucking with inversed leveraged ETFs again. Probably selling at a loss before close because he'll tweet some bullshit over the weekend and ruin me
>>60249404Nuke this country
>>60249403did he get her the job at the govt
>common sense measureis this how they trick stupid people? by saying its common sense?
Is it time to dump, anons?
>>60249403omg thats a 27 year old child YOU SICK FUCK
>>60249403>32 year age gapI usually don't give a shit if it's a 10 year age gap but 30+? Christ
IT'S FUCKING DUMPING WHY, SOMEONE MAKE A TWEET
>>60249414He had a role in it, yes.
>>60249411why the fuck are you betting 3x against the economy
>>60249392Leftists are literally puking on themselves so that some of it might land on a tesla right now.
>>60249403damn, she a careerist hoe 4 sure
There is not going to be tariff income you stupid whore
>totally not a prepared queation guys
>>60249435what the fuck, why does she look like a robot
Actually a good question aaand she completely dodged the question.
THAT QUESTION WILL TANK THE MARKET
>>60249435Now that's a real 27 year old
Tariffs are still being defended. its still on boys.
>kek the faces of these actual journalists as this sorostitute just gets to ask q after q in that undergrad class presantation cadencebased trumpsama.
>>60249435b o g g e dthis is bullish, all green, I buy now
>>60249435Wood berry
>>60249415Yes, but honestly, they don't even need to try anymore. Magtards coping during the market crash was proof of that
so tariffs are necessary to prevent bankruptcy, but those tariffs have been suspended for 90 days?how much will 10y yields go up due to this?
>>60248181It's over
>trillions of dollars from tariffs that will help us pay off our debt
>>60249432Same shit. Radical Left and Schizo Right are the litter same, bunch of retards. They are just on the other side of the isle.
>>60249458>>60249464>anons thought even the ten percent was going away Lol LMAO even
This is all so fake what a circus
"strongest economy in the world"finally admitting biden did a good job?
>>60249404>>60249406>>60249408Republicans always do that, they don't care about the country, only about their own wealth. You simply couldn't watch anything in 2020 made by them without promotions of cigars or fucking pillows. Trump himself turned one of the first Covids reports into Wallmart promotion.
>WE ARE THE BEST HAHAHAHAHHAHAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHA.
>>60249465Centrists are just too scared to say what they really think, they're people pleasing faggots
>>60249481So it seems
>>60249185>now we're a meme nationBeen for a while, since you killed the gold standard, btw.
so do any questions actually get answered or is it all just avoiding and running around
>>60249432>>60249487BASED
>h-he's optimistic>Xi-kun pls call...
>>60249482Nope it was DJT with drill baby drill and his new economic proposal of Tariffs
>phones are ringing off the hook!How many times has she said this?
I agree with this, but with Standard Time.Fuck Permanent Daylight Time
>>60249493If they answered questions honestly the market would go to 0.
>>60249493Running around , idk what even is the point of this.
>>60249454>art of the deal>this will create jobs>Trump is saving our economy>actually crashing the economy is good>masterful gambit>it's Biden/Xi/EU/Cambodia/jews making him look bad on purpose
>>60248181>Chinese already rerouting through Vietnam It's over
this press sec is so repulsivefrom her botox lips to the orange balls in her mouth
>145% china tariffsI'm sure this won't hurt the economy
>>60249501big agreefuck DST. don’t make it permanent
>>60249501Lol
>bukeylee
>>60249487>Centrists are just too scared to say what they really think>"Nooo you must pick a side and kneel to our Jewish overlords!"No
wow this cunt really is horrible muted
>>60249499Bessent said to say this alot to stabilize the market
>turk thinking his country matters
back to crabbing it is
>>60249528They want those f35s to steal the tech inside them for their fighter jet
>>60249415Its always speaking as though they're right and anyone who disagrees isn't just wrong, but evil and stupid.They totally gave up when they lost the script at the bottom of the market. At that point they went full "You'll own nothing and be happy."
>>60249464It will help to offset the tax breaks hahanow pay up, wagies
>>60249487No they are not. They just don't think like either extreme. Because they're not terminally online, and they consume the info as delivered directly by official sources. They don't care about politics as much as you or me. They just don't have a reason to be obsessed with stuff because they have, dare I say, a life outside the internet.This probably doesn't apply to online centrists.
Dumping again, was the market really coping that she would say something useful
>our transparency is off the hooks!
with dividend etfs does it still make sense to dca or should i load up in one go?
us10y hits 4.5% again
>>60249546Yeah. Same shit happened yesterday when that meeting happened.
Can someone bake a new thread please?I want to post as a Republican now
>>60249546Yes and so was half of this hijacked general
>>60249544>It will help to offset the tax breaks for those poor billionnaires>now pay up, wagiesFTFY
>>60249552Lmao this will go until the fed intervenes and starts buying T bonds
>I won't tell you what progress has been made with the trade deals, but they're the biggliest and the best offers.
>>60249501I voted on this a couple years ago. The proposal was to move to permanent DST. I don't care which one they pick I just want to stop changing clocks. The vote was defeated by less than 1%. Clocks continue to be molested twice yearly.
>>60249485you lost lmao
>>60249524>the biggest stock exchange being maintained by pure copium and raw hopium because a bunch of niggers says "the phone is ringing!" every time it nosedivePEAK. CLOWN. WORLD.
>15 offers>0>ZERO>CERO>NULL>DEALS
On behalf of american workers that's why more tax break for the rich? Lol?
New>>60248203>>60248203>>60248203
>>60249399Chinese tarrif'd Intel mostly.
>>60249559>tax break>He hasn't heardTrump is supposedly going to increase taxes in millionaires
>>60249522>having no opinions or thoughts is based Ok npc>>60249545The amount of people who are unaware of politics these days are so much lower than 25 years ago. Anybody who says they are a 'moderate' is just lying to avoid conflict. I've noticed a lot of women in my area have switched their dating profiles from 'Democrat' to 'moderate'after the election
>>60249561The fed's probably happy to see interest rates go up without them intervening.
https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=P2bEYZuO9K5ww4vDAH AHAHAHHHHHHLETTING ME DOWN, LETTING MEDOWN, LETTING ME DOWN
>Is anyone looking into the incident of the bird attacking my colleague?Is this bullish or bearish?
>>60249572>>60249562See here for what the administration means by 'deal' >>60249395They're likely far apart.
so the tariffs are meant to bring back manufacturing but they will be dropped in "deals". so whats the point?
All these gay little softball questions
>there are literal rats in the white house on top of the figurative ratspoetry
>>60249589black swan
>>60249577America is a shithole holy shit mind you they seem to be on a rat race with Europe for most surveillance/draconian laws
>great optimismmarket says otherwise
>>60249568>Orange Man exposed as a literal retard>Markets are tanking>Trump chickening out on tarrifs>"Reeee you lost!!!"Magtards are completely mindbroken KWAB
This bitch knows fuck all
>why is consumer optimism so low>consumers have a lot of optimism right now, and good reason for it????
>>60249559that's what I meant
Wtf a bird just flew over my house
>>60249581>Trump is supposedly going to increase taxes in millionaireslol. lmao even
>>60249605Shes a literal propagandist, her job is to lie
>>60249597
>>60249605It's her ignoring the question similar to the last admin
>>60249578Ah that'd do it. Guess I'll buy a couple shares, see what happens.
>>60249612Senate Rs don't like the hole in the budget so they want to increase taxes in the middle to make money
That's it????
>>60249590>p-p-p-p-please share the burden of our debt>i know we wasted trillons on pointless wars b-b-b-ut p-p-pleasebroke ass niggas lmao
well that was a fucking waste of time
Trump took the /fit/ pill?
so literally 0 answers
>>60249631They ended on a question of how much McDonald's Trump is eating kek
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
SOME QUALITY UPDATES THERE FOLKS
sell mcdonalds!
>>60249646What were you expecting?
>>60249646Phones are ringing off the hook!Trust the 4d chess sar!
>dodged almost all of the important questions>tariffs stay>China still not interested in calling them>still believes that tariffs will save the US>"trust Mr. Trump, he knows what he's doing, this is a proven economic formula"over status?
Markets>pls calm us down, look we'll pump a bitThe hag>fuck you nothing changesMarkets>dump
>>60249612>>60249626Good thing DOGE is raping IRS in the ass, so current admin will get even less taxes.
Market is still pumping off of that complete nothingburger oh my godWhat happened to all the journalists with spine willing to call out the obvious bullshit of “phones ringing off the hook”
No news is bad new, bearish
NEW THREAD??????
>>60249667they were banned from the pressers lol
>>60249667Yeah what the fuckTHIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE
>+0.8% to +1.2% the second she stops talkingwomen are bearish
>>60249673We’re on page three dude
Freshly baked>>60248203>>60248203>>60248203
>>60249656some bigly big beautiful agreement for beautiful, beautiful historical days ahead or something
>>60249667>Phones, ringing off the hook, at this time of year, localized entirely within your cabinet?>...Yes.>Can I hear them?>...No.
>>60249667>Are the phones really ringing off the hook? >Yeah>Nuh uh>Yuh huh, next question
>>60249582Nobody asked, Rabbi!
>>60249683Wrong thread hyper retard
DEAR XII WROTE U BUT U STILL AINT CALLINGI LEFT MY PUTS, MY BONDS AND MY TARIFFS AT THE BOTTOMI SENT TWO AMBASSADORS BACK IN AUTUMN, MUST NOT HAVE GOT EMPROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE EMBASSY OR SOMETHINSOMETIMES I DRIPPLE PISS DOWN MY LEG WHEN IVE ALMOST FALLEN
>>60249667Was like this yesterday too. Despite a complete sham of a meeting the market kept pumping.
>>60249713>>60249713>>60249713nu
>>60249667You guys cried about liberal media for a decade and don't realize it's dominated by yes-men cons now lol
this is the last /smg/ ever
>>60249714kek
Any want to start a 0dte challenge with me?starting balance is 500i made a quick 100 bucks(20%) today from a TSLA put
>>60249682great except no one is there
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