Only AI can save this market edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60265926
Ok so are there tariff exemptions now or not?
>>60267831the tariffs will continue until morale improves
>>60267831Noone knows, not even orange monke himself.
>>60267831Switched from a massive bucket (125%) to a much much smaller bucket (20%) right?
>options traders enjoying themselves over the next 4 years>regular traders and investors pic related
>>60267831He's such a nigger he can't communicate properly
its over
>>60267855when is this anime coming back?
>>60267831no one fucking knows, not even big don himself I bet
>>60267831There are tariffs but he's "exempting" a bunch of shit from his 150% tariffs tantrumEffectively this tweet add no new information, he's just coping because people started calling him a bitch for backing out
>>60267808what the fuck ahs neuro-sama anything to do with the srock market?
>>60267831
>>60267831dementia dons word should not be trusted until they update the white house website
>>60267831Orange just took another shart, pay no mind, it always happens when he touches a keyboard.
>the tariff exceptions were fakeNVKE tomorrow
>>60267855The options vs shares trade volume ratio over the past couple years was pretty much the harbinger of doom for any non-meme investor.
>>60267873all the other boards suffer thissome autist decides to take over for a time on making generals so they can use whatever image they want. Sometimes the autism lasts years.
futures COLLAPSING
>>60267891someone should have to but not me
>>60267891Come on I like giving burgers a hard time as much as anyone, but let’s not just ragebait all thread
>>60267831there has been too much money buying the dipsyou need to properly shake out both the bulls and the bearsthis shit will continue for months until we get a real plumbing accident
>>60267851I'm afraid he's turned into Sleepy Donnie. He acts so much more erratic compared to his 1st term, it's almost laughable>>60267872So another nothingburger
>>60267899Time for the NVKE
>>60267831he appears to think people thought he said electronics were on a 0% tariffhe seems to be clarifying that they are under a 20% tariff, rather than the 125% tariffthis is somehow not an exception, but a 'different bucket'so, in essence, shorting apple on monday is not a good idea
>>60267904>inconvieneint truth is rage baitYou have to go back >>>/pol/
>>60267808I wish AI anime girls were real
>>60267872>Trump caved on tariffs- he's backing out!>Trump caved on tariffs- he's back in again!You people are dumb af frfr.
>>60267917Shorting Apple is never a good idea to be honest
>>60267921ai vtubers will take over streaming before you know it
I too love higher prices and American made fentanyl.
>>60267920I’m a neoliberal euro you dumb nigger
Any questions?
>>60267917I feel like I'm having a stroke, but he wants the narrative win without the consequences
>>60267925He caved on tariffs and tried to pretend he didnt because there's still 20% on chinese shitAgain, we knew this yesterday, his tweet change nothing
>>60267939they really need to take his phone away
>>60267939
PUTS AND SHORTS, PUTS AND SHORTSALL OUR GOODS ARE STUCK AT THE PORTSSHORTS AND PUTS, SHORTS AND PUTSI'M MAKIN ME SOME BANK ROLLS, TOOTS!
>>60267939We're on 6d chess, pray it doesn't turn into 7d tomorrow.
>>60267962what is on your head?
>>6026791720% tariff is still industry ruining along with large swathes eventually having significantly less spending money due to the universal 10% but since it’s not completely industry destroying we’ll probably pump
>>60267966people will be confused about all the conflicting headlines at this point as not everyone stays pressed to the screen 24/7 who enter the stock market (crazy i know)
>>60267917the average tariff is supposed to be 1-5%Orangenigger thinks his numbers are even remotely reasonable or survivable, unless youre fucking Walmart
>>60267965Looks like caramel
>>60267961"better be right" or what?sounds like this guy wijl support him no matter what
>>60267947>his tweet change nothing.It fucks with the vibes since the average investor can't parse his lead-brain-contamination induced boomer ramblings.bobo's gonna eat fairly well tomorrow me thinks.
>>60267973walmart pooped itself when they heard about the 145% chinese tariff
>>60267972institutions literally pay people to watch every possible source of news 24/7
>>60267904>Wants to travel the worldYes>Trying to learn FrenchHighschool Spanish, did three months of Duolingo Dutch until the owl started pissing me off>Random factsYes>RecordsBought the special edition box of Danzig 3 but that's it. >House plantsPlenty>Can't cookI can>Coffee Addicted>TallerManlet>AnimalsRarely to never interact with them>Hugs No>OutfitCool heavy metal incel with black clothes and skulls and leather jackets and concert tees and a trench coat. >>60267898That's okay since at least someone's baking. See >>60267891 Baking threads is someone else's dream, just not mine.>>60267972Yeah but the traders are glued to the news. Contradictory messages, instability, etc are generally bad. But it IS less bad than what we had on Thursday. Not exactly the right time to hold cash on hand either - I'm devastated to see /pmg/ tards get their day in the sun. I do think the China thing won't go away soon either, they're calling his bluff. Those fuckers are still mad about the Opium War, a bit of price fluctuation means nothing to the elders of bejing. Call me crazy, I'm predicting another red week
I like this uncertainty. It gives me more time to buy things at less crazy prices.
I'm officially selling everything and just holding cash (euros) for 4 years. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>>60268002But the average trader isn’t tuned in to that
I like stocks at a fair value and think they should go down a bit further
>>60268011>not the right time to hold cash on handcash on hand is always good, having no cash on hand means you died
>>60268012I’m glad someone’s enjoying it, I’m getting heartburn just watching the futas
>>60267982sounds more like he's conditioning his support on whether the tariffs "work" or not in the long run imo because if they don't he's getting BTFO financially for nothing
>>60267961KWABMAGA cultists will eat shit with a smile and then brag about their smelly breath
>>60267925>reddit memeNo
>>60267937You still have to go back brainlet.
>>60268030Cash is only good when the risk is so high that it's just better to keep it in a HISA
>We are on day 83 of Trump taking office.
>>60268095It's going to be a lot less "fun" after the midterms
>>60268038Why?
>>60268126>It's going to be a lot less "fun" after the midtermsWhy the midterms especially?
>>60268095I'm losing money and it's only going to get worse but at least it's funny. Other crashes were somber men in suits but this is funny at least
>>60268126>don't worry its just another 569 days until we vote to perhaps change some of the people in charge
So is the tariff exemption as fake as the tariff postponing was?
>>60268146anon's (reasonable) assumption is the republicans will get assraped during the midterms so there will actually be some semblance of actual opposition from congress to trump's bullshit
>>60268159he + vance will both be impeached if this causes a recessionamericans elected a black guy in 2008 because of how bad bush fucked up
>>60268126burgers are dumb enough to vote in republidumbs for mid terms to appease their brainlet takes on orange retard, and continue to cover their ears and eyes and blame imaginary enemies such as trans people, china, and libtards (when they are currently not even in control)social media really rotted the brains of so many people of all age groups
>>60268165no, its just back down to 20% tariffs like it always was
>>60268165no, the exemption being fake is what's fakeelectronics + phones are exempt from the gigatariff, but not from the 20% tariff
>>60268146Because not having a majority in Congress will reduce his ability to keep doing literally whatever the fuck he wants. But then again the democrats might let him keep going since he's destroying the party in real time even faster than they are with their party>>60268171Unlikely since the party in power tends to lose seats even when everything is going reasonably well
> Rare earth export ban announced > more bans incomingtariff exceptions won't matter if China just bans exporting anywaysthe clock is ticking mumu, repent and you might not lose everything...
I can already see the midterm arguments now>all these high prices still are due to biden and the radical left still, not anything else!
>>60268190>FUTURES DUMPLI-ACK
>>60268195>anyone with half a brain knows reindustrialization would be a little uncomfortable>my steel reserve chugging lucky strike smoking ass didnt even notice wall street pooped itself and neither did my buddies cletus and jimbob, who gives a crap libturd?
Stinky green FVTES... another BVLLRVN on the HORIZON!
>>60268195100%americans are so fucking retardedSo retarded infact, CEOS and big corps don't even want them as factory labor,even for slave labor at penny-tier wagesamericans are just that fat lazy and dumb
>>60268195>Democrats are about to win by doing nothingArt of the deal
the media has always been downplaying how much economic turmoil we have
>>60268213>steel reserve chugging lucky strike smokingwhat year is it?
>>60268195>>60268213>who needs funko pops anyways?>who needs an iPhone 500 anyways?you are here>who needs a smartphone anyways?>who needs electronics anyways?>who needs prescription drugs anyways?>who needs a functioning power grid anyways?
>>60268229they literally dont, they constantly preach the end of the world
Goldbros... another green day for us
>>60268230I have it on good authority that those are still very in demand amongst bottom feeder white trash, as well as kentucky gentleman "bourbon whisky"
>>60268233lol nope, the opposite sugarcoating it.
>>60268237MEGA BASED
TDS sisters... our response?
>>60268038It'll hold up for a couple hours, down again after.
>>60268171Lol nope, American politics is literally a pendulum, even if drumpf gave us a fucking american renaissance (not even 1% happening), republicans were getting raped in the midterms, and the special elections that just happened already show weeks in that theyre gonna get assraped
>>60268233there were so many end of the world statements in the last presidental election...by both sides but republicans pushed it harder towards some sort of water world scenario. Liberals pushed end of freedom and rights scenarios.Then just a few weeks ago Musk pushed "the end of everything" on a fucking judge election in wisconsin at a rally which was amazing. He literally said it was the end of the world if the liberal judge won.Pay no mind that hes actively suing Wisconsin because he wants to put his own car selling locations there but they said no.
didnt miga say the futures gonna be 2000+
>>60268146If there's anything Americans absolutely never stand for, its a fucked up economy. People we livid about the few years of inflation endured from around 2022-2024 until JPow managed to get it lower. The tariffs exploding felt prices upward are going to cause a lot of pissed off voters. Plus all the fucked up 401ks that will sting people.
>>60268233>Fox News purposefully burying the stock market headlines and hiding the ticker when they always had it on for Biden
Where the fuck is the deepstate
>>60268264This is going to crab so both calls and puts lose.
>>60268276there isn't one because it doesn't fit the narrative and the votes are no longer needed.
>>60268276the one that never existed?
>>60268264>Ha futures are only up 1%You need to go back
>>60268276What if trump is the deepstate
>>60268276They quit to make t-shirts for 7 bucks an hour
>>60268237>literal V-shaped recovery
>>60268266Glad to know I'm not the only one checking in on Fox news lately purely for keks. Every single article is about ILLEGAL ALIENS KILLING CHILDREN and ANTI AMERICAN WOKE MOBS. Not a single article about the tariffs and market instability. I can't believe anyone sincerely reads that useless garbage for "news."
>>60268213You reckon it's going to come down to CPI shit for essentials? Okay, but consider. Rep base still has a load of boomers who WILL seethe over retirement account memery. And there's a whole lot of poor, stupid motherfuckers who are gonna be mad that they can't spend SNAP on soda and candy and shit anymore due to RFK. That said, Dems desperately need to abandon the whole hyper progressive social cause and return to authentic populism like lower prices, better wages, the stuff that they used to care about years ago. The only way they can REALLY undermine "we're trying economic protectionism, it's just hard" is to offer a similarly finance-centered set of counterproposals.>>60268265>JpowI wonder how my nigga is doing right now. I like to think that he saw the trump tweet and just put in head down into his palm.
>>60268292What will you say when they're down 2%?
>>60268304how is this website literally not just political TMZ
>>60268276Deepstate CIA are now focused on terrorizing domestic Americans rather than working abroad after losing 100+ agents over the past decade due to institutional and administrative incompetence following Obama's departure.https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/us/politics/cia-informants-killed-captured.html
>>60267873It has a stock portfolio and is nearly as bad at trading as /biz/
>>60267831We've always been at war with Eurasia.
>>60268257why do these look like ovens
>>60268322With the absolute state of dollar USA is now on all levels a meme state
>>60268276They're retired or dead at this point. The people Trump was worried about were basically the heirs of the people who reshaped the American system during the post-WW2 period. They're about as old a Trump himself. Problem is that the whole competency crisis is not some issue that's isolated to specific parts of society. Once a few key people at the top vanish before there's a next generation to take over, the entire institution just sorts of stops functioning and eventually is dissolved.
What happens when 10yr yields hit 5+ ?
>>60268265>>60268310JPOW was the retard who got us into this mess to begin with his trillions of dollars of money printing in 2021 that he referred to for months as "transitory inflation" You idiots are dumber than a box of rocks.
>>60268344people start shidding and farding uncontrollably
>>60268344Nothing.
>>60268344lost confidence on the U.S dollar, and people going to safe haven holds like Gold
>>60268354I mean if you have a mortgage or any loans or plan to travel it's not nothing.
>>60268276>the deepstateThe youngest members were on their 40s when jfk got clipped and that was over 60 years ago.Safe to say they're no longer in this gay earth.
>>60268366we are on 4chan
>>60268338He seemed to convinced after his first term they existI wonder if he meant the guys in bob woodwards book that would steal documents from his desk and his alzheimer ass would forget itI guess this time no one stealing documents KEK
>>60268344The treasury secretary unironically will poop his pants
>>60268371how do i help get it up to 5
>>60268344I think ourguy JPOW will likely interfere trying his best to remedy the orange chimp's fuckups. This is still bearish though, because it is the last resort and markets don't like such emergency measures.
>>60268348There was a pandemic. Some printing was needed unless you wanted a great depression style collapse, it wasn't his choice to lock down people.Then he dragged his feet with rate rises at first but Jpow achieved a soft landing which many analysts were betting he wouldn't be able to do.
>>60268368Lifestyles vary by board. I'd say 3/4 of /biz/ posters are reddit transplants or board tourists who wish they were rich but aren't, then 1/4 are actually financially responsible people with normal adult lives who do have to worry about mortages and travel plans.
>>60268371liquid shit, or more like soft mud (scattered and splattered) or like a hard-push on something more solid... like play-doh?
>>60268313>What will you say when they're down 2%?they disappear and only come back if something to gloat about in 3.5 years, they'll pretend trump never existed
>>60268293He is
>>60268344>What happens when 10yr yields hit 5+ ?- People with mortages are fucked- Comparnies are somehow more fucked cause higher investment rates = less investment- Every type of loan for bigger consumer products will get more costly (like cars)- Even more national debt Tldr: Art of the deal
>>60268368Hey I decided if I was going to be an autistic loser I'd prefer to do so with a high paying job. I own my house without a loan.
>>60268389Why are people with mortgages fucked
>>60268310>SNAP on SodaTbf it's mainly n words based on the vids I see
>>60268389>People with mortages are fuckedPeople who want to get mortgages are fucked. It won't do anything to people who already have mortgages, unless they're stupid and signed a variable rate mortgage.
>>60268404If you really intressted in to now what happens when the 10 yr yield skyrocketlook up "Volcker Shock"
>futures
uhh... why are the future stocks showing that is going up? what the fuck is going on here?
>>60268322>Obama's departure I know in China theu gor fucked because the email leak main reason I view Hesgeth in a more positive light knowing Killary unironcally got abunch assets of killed vs I told the boys the strike package on the guy we are killing
>>60268418Thats true
>>60268418Is there a way to check what percentage of people are on variable rates? I wonder what the ratio is
>>60268424What is a good play?
>>60268436Give it 15 and then decide.
>>60268404ask chatgpt it will give you a better + simpler explanation
I thought the countries were crying and kissing dons asshole, what happened?
>>60268369>He seemed to convinced after his first term they existSure but that literally was 8 years ago. Just think about the elderly person moments you can find of people like Biden, Pelosi and other prominent leading politicians and realize the deep state was basically run by people who were just as old as those people and were having the same general age related issues. Almost every secret society you can imagine that have all sorts of whacky initiation rituals like Skull and Bones or Bohemian Grove are all shells of they used to be.
>>60268425because big firms deciphered trump's schizobabble and discovered the situation is bad, but not world ending like previously thought
If you're still in US stocks at this point you deserve to lose everything.
>free speech is being eroded in real time by floating possibilities of deporting people who disagree with the administration>"its ok because its not affecting me yet"
>>60268456True that. Masons are pretty much going extinct at this point too.
>>60268433Looking around it appears to be quoted at around 3.5% as of beginning of 2024. So not very many, people wised up to variable rates after the 2008 crash.
>>60268463this, people don't see it.
>>60268449I did and it said that fixed rate mortgages are fine so idgaf
>>60268461They know it’s bad and are trying to create as much exit volatility as possible so they can dump on retail
>>60268454ANY DAY NOW LIBERAL
>>60268463shitskin Palestinians here on visas rioting in colleges deserve to get deported
>FUTURES>GREEN bobos you'll never get another 50% crash like 2008 ever again. The Fed is extremely proactive at identifying systemic risk and creating backstops before such an event happens. It took them over 6 months to actually save the system after the 2008 crash started, they will prevent any crisis within 1-2 days now. You bobos will never get to cum again, you should have taken this tarrif dump when you had it few days ago because you'll never see a "crash" like that again.
>>60268506based on the first relief bounce a lot of "people" already said they were on the sidelines or mostly cash. When I say people i mean banks and large investors. Not surprising because we have not seen anything that was a bottom in a traditional sense, a bounce isn't a bottom.
>>60268506Yep. Expect a big exit after a short pump at market open.
>>60268518I will concede if this week finishes green.
So even though the futures are green, are we expecting an insider dump tomorrow? This market doesn't make any sense anymore ffs
>>60268516you are missing the big pictureif you can label any protestor as a "terrorist" then you are now able to be processed for removal because they can just ship you to any facility including away from the US where you can rot. It's just easier for them to blame their religious background or origin if they can but it doesn't have to be. If you are part of the background noise of a peaceful protect that turns violent and you are social media found to be there they can add you to the group.I mean they already are resisting returning a person that was mistakenly deported because they don't care and a bunch in the administration is already tying any kind of protesting or negative comments to be a good target for litigation. Even neutral comments that say "there was no corruption in x election" are a target when it didn't even mention names or people affected.
>>60268551That's what I think.
>>60268551Honestly, i think its just gonna crab all week, maybe a 3% increase at best.
>>60268551>are we expecting an insider dump tomorrow?maybe. or maybe not. its a surprise...
>>60268574Crabbing isn't a thing anymore it's either up 3% or down 3% at minimum
>>60268580Shoo Shoo Swan. You and your friend Bobo are not invited to this party
Tomorrow will be a green day. NOT a red day. I looked through major news websites in different countries and They have not printed the negative parts of the tarrifs. Positive News headlines = Green Day(yes I am aware no one knows wtf is going on but the majority has accepted the good news)
>>60268518Good luck making a new all time high with orange retard in office. Until then it's a bear market. Even if you gain 10% this week it's still a lower high and will roll over again
>>60268492it still affects the value of your home because it affects the housing market at large
>>60268589>implying Swanny needs an invite
this isn't good USD is getting destroyed and the futures are inflated
>>60268620You see Chud the goal is to lose reserve currency status
>>60268620Have you considered that the two may be related? Currency being devalued tends to result in prices rising.
>>60268626I need to burn my kitchen down to make room for a new garage
>>60268629yes that was the point of my postwill USD make a turn around after years of shitting on euro and yen? yikes..
>>60268590look through all the news sites on ur phone, internet, apps etc, nothing negativeisnt this strange?
>>60268641>USA golden age is upon usThank you donald trump
>>60268641due to shifting litigation to the side of trump everyone is trying to be as neutral as possible to avoid it
>>60268665>1 USD = 0.88 Euro
SOXL $7 tomorrow
>>60268673the media refused to print anything negative in the beginning and when stocks began to crash and millions lost their savings is when media did a 180
>>60268681I wish, I'd like to go all in. It's probably never going below 10 again though.
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw&ab_channel=CinemaHotelStudios
>>60268686waiting until after the fact is safe reporting, you can't be litigated by something viewed by millions of people
Sold SQQQ in the robinhood overnight market, if market dumps tomorrow it is because I am out. Lost 20 bucks. Guess I'm not getting a 6 dollar sandwich at chikc fil a tomorrow.
>>60268726i think you made the right choice even if you missed out
Well i bought on friday which means everything is tanking 30% this week. Sorry guys
>>60268711people are gonna be desperate and buy back into what they assumed to be a bull market, and then a rug pull.why do they keep this shit up until the economy tanks?its more gambling than investing
oh shit i definitely ate too much todayi feel bad i wasted so much moneyi should have saved it to buy the dip
>>60268771Hey now, I bought puts on friday, shouldn't we mega pump instead?
>>60268771Don't worry anon, I bought puts on friday which means it will cancel out. So you will drop just enough to lose money but not enough that my puts will break even.
>post saying it's over>post saying we're back>post saying it's over >post saying we're backWhich one is it
>>60268789It's back all over again.And I got it all over my back.
>>60268789the mix messaging works, mass people think we're entering a bull market.
oh hey they added this to the interface
Consulted my crystal ball: set buy orders for cheap $15 SOXL puts, that's as high as the scamwick is gonna reliably go before it's back to single digits
>>60267831He's right. We cannot allow China to hurt the feelings of the American People.
>>60268313You are the one who cares about short term moves not me.
>>60268741I've been in this rodeo before, you think "I'll just hold for the morning dump" and then you're down 100 bucks "I'll just wait for bearish news to come out" and 4 weeks later leverage decay has totally fucked your position so it will never get back to that point without a major crash. Not doing that again.
a lot of recalculating has been done on real war scenarios now>"BCA assigns a 30% probability of a Taiwan-related military escalation this year, including a 5% chance of a broader global conflict."
>>60268276unelected, long term, unaccountable, nigger administrators
>>60268344You're going to see some serious shit.
>>60267831Art of the deal
i think markets are just gonna ignore trump and tariffs now, and whatever he posts on truth sociali am taking my money out
>>60268789>Which one is ittoo moar weaks
>>60268276Distracting themselves with low-IQ, do-nothing, non-serious topics like trannies and abortions for the thousandth month in a row like they always do. Big boy topics like tariffs, economic independence and fiscal responsibility are way too big-brained for Demotards to have any real serious input in.
>>60268376JPOW is literally the sole reason you can't afford house. He will do nothing that works in your favor, you can bet on that.
>>60268909You are smoking fucking crack is you think Jpow won't crank rates as soon as he gets a whiff of the direct price inflation from tariffs + decreased export of dollars + bond yields mooning, at the very least to spite king migger
>>60268419>"Volcker Shock"Wow, you mean a bit of short term pain for long term gain to get prices back down to sane valuations again? How awful.
Lutnick saying the exemptions are temporary and theyre adding separate tariffs later is purely in response to the buzz that trump was capitulating with the exemption there is literally 0 reason to ever believe what any of them say. ZERO. absolute shit show
>>60268881How the fuck do you ignore it. You're either can or can't do business with the levels they're at.
>>60268416Exactly! And a lot of them failed to show up for Kamala. Trump did surprisingly well among minorities. Latinos too, they're super Catholic and fucking hate socialism. And no minority group is gonna vote for a woman. Etc. Expecting the brown guys to fall in line was one of the Dems fuckups. But if the (overwhelmingly obese) minorities can't buy sugary crap, a part of me sees them showing back up for the blue team. >>60268789Unironically nobody knows. Orange Man is memeing everyone from TAfags to value investors to retail tards. Maybe the bogglehead scum are feeling a little better than everyone else - but frankly I don't respect anyone who says "yes, the Base Case returns are acceptable" and then continues posting on stock pages. Like why are you here bro? Set the auto buy and go get a hobby. The point is that everyone other than myself is gay.
>Destabilise the global peg until the global financial plumbing shattersThis will require a reset that is great.Shart of the meal.
>>60268927>raising rates while the 10 Year Yield is spiking Jerome Powell is not one your self-insert shonen tranime characters where you can make believe that he will do whatever you want based on how out of whack your hormones are, troon.
>>60267831What site are these posts made on?
>>60268981So he's going to cut rates while the supply of dollars within american borders skyrockets and DXY plummets? Makes perfect sense, can't wait to buy beans with a trillion dollar bill with drumpf's face on it
>>60268675should have held my euros
>>60268985grindr
>>60268463I like how for all the muzzling of law firms, the Republican Party, the press and academia - the market will still fuck over any administration and make it cave to reality just because people are a lot more self-interested and powerful with their money than anything else. The market operates its own form of accountability where no matter what you have to accept what is up and what is down or face the consequences.Sucks to be a protestor I guess but the pain will come down the track when universities find out that they can't attract international students or retain staff.
Since the weekend began, how many flipflops did we have regarding tariffs?
>>60268944why are the futures up?it doesnt make sense.all I know is i'm going to end up losing money.
>>60268988>Muh low DXY means a lot of dollars.There's a liquidity crunch per swap spreads. There are almost no dollars left.Powell WILL print and you will NEVER be a woman.
>>60268675>USD goes up >NOK goes down>USD goes down>NOK goes down>Euro goes up>NOK goes down>Euro goes down>NOK goes downMotherfucking currency man
>>60269007What do you suppose happens to the quantity of dollars exported when the quantity of imports goes down significantly as a result of tariffs?
>>60268675feel good holding euros in my hands rnjust wish the metal wasnt that cold
>>60268166If the dems are this gutless with such a narrow deficit, then I foresee even more trump shenanigans, not less. I see maybe even 2 more impeachment votes instead of anything substantial if they crush the midterms.
Dump after open green on this bull trap, Me thinks we get another few legs down on made up trade war fear porn.
>>60268463I wish the modern right were more than larping cargo cultists who have no idea what it takes to maintain angloid civilization
>>60268025But the average trader doesn't move the markets, robots owned by hedge funds do and they process news milliseconds after it hits the airwaves.
AAAAHHHHHHHMISTER JEROMEPLEASE HELP
>>60269034The funniest thing to me is seeing the Right evolving away from neoliberalism in Maoism.
>>60268567>>60268463>>60269000This has been happening since 9/11. There was a brief period of intense "activism" with the floyd protests but for the most part, this is what the US has become in the 21st century. Universities will have bigger issues to deal with like laggard endowment performance, the lack of perceived value of a bachelor's degree, and the upcoming student population collapse because of age demographics. Sucking up to the administration will not save them anymore than keeping the brown people enrolled.
>>60267831Hmmm...ask him again tomorrow? Maybe he changes his mind again
>>60269073i am so tired of losing money
>>60269053colleges are pretty much fucked by>extreme price rising>no more federal assistance>the administration wanting to switch to industrial focus instead of technological focustrade schools will increase in popularity if we actually bring back manufacturing, but i doubt it will happen.
>>60269094Are you tired of winning tho?
>>60269053my local cc has such shit enrollment i can't take the classes i want for my degree so i have to get a generic arts degree and go to a 4 year to complete it. gonna cost me more money and i wonder how long my cc can survive with enrollment down 50% over the last 10 years
>>60268985Truth Social - Trump's social media site.
I am pretty tired. But then I see the market open and like to watch what happens next.
>>60269131What market?
>>60269053>There was a brief period of intense "activism" with the floyd protestsThis was not organic, but was all coordinated and funded by the DOJ and FBI as part of their attack on Trump
>>60269012>Completely ignores the beeping package in his hands>BuT WhAt AbOuT ThE QuAnTiTy Of PeOpLe GoInG ThRoUgH TSA!?I refuse to believe you are human.
I'm seeing some schizoposts about Carney coordinating with Japan and Europe to crash the bond market in retaliation to the US, is this just schizoing or based in anything?
>>60269137all of them
>>60269094>i am so tired of losing moneystop losing money, start saving money and buying safe CDs or treasury ETFs
>>60269150a crash would need every country to participate, china only holds less than 3%~ which a dump of that grand would hold an impact i guess, not a crash still.
>>60269096>industrial focus instead of technological focus>trade schools will increase in popularity if we actually bring back manufacturing, but i doubt it will happen.trade schools don't matter for techyou still need college educated geologists to find oilthey won't be able to delete their funding as much as they can't delete the IRSit's good they are bashing on trans and DEI but the industry is gone and tradies all maintain the mcmansion sprawl, and 10% of the mcmansions have to be bought back because you get run over leaving your house
>>60269175The posts were saying he was coordinating the eurozone, china, and japan, it's probably fake but it seems like a decent plan
>>60269162its my dumbass fault for leaving money in the stock market, this is the first time since 2012 that i lost a ungodly amount of $$$and it's not coming back
are we bullish or bearish? I cant tell, but whoever is pumping the futures needs to be culled
>>60268276trump fired them rememberI still think there is a possibility that the spooks frag him because he keeps accidentally burning sources and agents via his incompetent admin picks but if a strike happens its going to come from one of the other four eyes, not from within the USIn that scenario my money is on the poms, since they are the most experienced at that sort of thing, but I'm also keeping my boys on the line as a darkhorse pick because we've spent decades now being unusually lucky in how stuff keeps shaking out despite apparently doing nothing on the intel side
>>60269196while america would def be a loser in that scenario it would also dump every market with it, its not a one side loses situation.
>>60268839Nothing ever happens
>>60269204>its my dumbass fault for leaving money in the stock marketthis vid may or may not help, but its worth a watch if you only lose money on stonks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KJw18f9fhQ
>>60268276>Where the fuck is the deepstateoh they are there, plotting and planning getting to strike. The deep state judges are stopping Trump every chance they get. Expect major civil unrest again this summer. Get your big screen tv before the summer of luv starts.
>>60269053Gotta have people to work the textile factories and go to war
>>60269225>created tube account on 2020meh
>>60268304financial implications of half the population living in an info bubble?
>>60269234the major civil unrest has already begun and will only escalate from herethe reason the protestors are only protesting on weekends right now is because they still have jobs
>>60269214I think the Canadian government is pissed enough they could, especially if they think a real invasion could be coming.
>>60269240you're feeling them as we speak
>>60269212Market is schizo so long as trump is schizo
>>60269250that's a good point, the Canadians are famous for both their operators and their warcrimes after all
>>60269225i need to sell off my tech stocks asapi cant wait until 930am
henlo mister jeromei ate too many meatballsplease fix my inflationthank you no further questions
>>60269260I could see them staging something and taking out the whole white house.The implications if they fail would be country ending though
DID THE ANON WHO FEARED BEING LIQUIDATED ON OPEN SURVIVE?
>>60269259is this accurate?trump is a negative shizomarket is a positive shizo
>>60269259do u think the vix gonna go up or down?
>>60269222It's like 0.5% right lol
>>60268934But Trump wants the Fed to lower rates, the opposite of Volcker... what's happening is that capital is fleeing bonds and fleeing the US altogether because of the erratic policy. The Fed hasn't moved rates, so the comparison to the Volcker Shock that anon made is wrong. It's the bondholders who are panicking and bailing out.
>>60268506So much tasty retail liquidity
>>60269268Crab
>>60269273It is amazing that Trump managed to make bondholders sell their bonds amidst a market crash. You know how fucking hard it is to do that?
>>60269295pretty hardthey are supposed to be the cornerstone of safety
>>60269303Him flipflopping about tariffs multiple times over a single fucking weekend is not helping it either.
Can't believe what i'm reading in this thread>Carney>Canada>Coordinating anything>middle of an election cycle>Thinking we can stage some sort of assassination attempt or flattening the white houseCarney is a fucking clown of the circus when the ring-master Trudeau stepped down. He's the fall guy for the liberals.Carney might be an ex-whatever for finance, but to say he is conspiring and pulling strings to dump on the U.S bonds with other nations is bat shit retarded. Carney, the Canadian government in general, can't even coordinate out of a wet paper bag within its own borders between fucking provinces.Just take 2-3 border states, combined they have a bigger fucking national guard, army, out numbering not only our defense forces, but also our air force. We can barely keep our shit in the airThe only thing we might have going on in Canada is a better K/D ratio if we were on the defense if orange retard wants to launch a 3 day special needs operation like that fetal alcohol baby putin. I'm talking not only reserves / regular CAF forces, but also civvies turning into militia, even after the "gun bans" (nobody complied) you have about 2.5 million licensed gun holders, double that you have 5 million, another 2.5 million people of "peaceful possession" of firearms that opted out of the system, even you just be conservative and take 10% of that, thats a lot of retards willing to fuck shit up to make it a headache for Americans for the next 3 generations.But nothing happens.This is the biggest laugh i had in a while on /smg/You gotta stop taking those schizo and cope posts seriously
>>60269268>vix gonna go up or down?its still high, so even if it crabs its crabbing high. Trump is volatile, so why would the markets calm down when its his nature to stir shit up?
Well folks, another week of trading is upon us :)How do we think things are going to start off tomorrow?
>>60269384i have vix related stocks i need to offload
Futures are looking pretty good tomorrow desu.
>>60269264The implications of trump annexing them into the USA are also country ending so its not like they've got anything to lose if that's what it comes down to
>>60269388A lot of volatility until the reality sets in based on actual earnings and their commentary.
>>60269401They should be +1
>look out the window>see a bit jet fly overhead with a massive chemtrail>find it on ads b exchange>it's a chinese owned 747FUCK is this how they're retaliating for the tariffs!?!?By nerve gassing me?!?!
>>60269428jets fly too high to use chemtrails, it would freeze instantly on exiting the sprayerits just wake
>Reading Bob Woodward's books on Trump's time in the white house after seeing the excerpts from twitter.Christ. If anything people have been underselling his stupidity.
Incredible how every stock-specific thread here is filled entirely with redditors.
>>60269471so you admit to being a redditor
>>60269428>it's a chinese owned 747rushing to return all those US government bonds ti sold
>>60269476I was referring to the GME and BBBY generals and so on.
>>60269471>every stock-specific thread here is filled entirely with redditorsare these redditors in the thread with us now?
>>60269488wtf I didn't even know those were stocks I thought it was more jeet shitcoins
>Trump clarifies there are no new tech tariff exemptions because tech was always exempt from the reciprocal tariffs>Tonight news media is headlining the false narrative of new tech exemptionsWtf is even going on?
>>60269504>Tech was always exempt Is this the new we were always at war with Eurasian?
>>60269504It's called disinfo anon
>>60269501It's Gamestop and Bed Bath & Beyond. I am pretty sure they're inhabited exclusively by newfags from r/wallstreetbets.
I will vote for literally anyone under the age of 55 in the next election.
>>60269510
>>60269504>https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-to-impose-25-percent-100-percent-tariffs-on-taiwan-made-chips-impacting-tsmc>https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-to-introduce-25-percent-and-higher-tariff-on-imported-semiconductors>https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-says-that-chip-tariffs-are-starting-very-soon
>>60269510Dunno. I've been following it all. Seems like tech was never hit with the 125% reciproircal tariffs. It's always been 20% on tech with tech specific tariffs to be determined. The same news media covering this earlier today are the ones now headlining new exemptions in effect tonight.
>>60269531Any article saying tech was exempt or is this more bullshit from Trump's mouth? He even said iPhones can be made in USA indicating it was never exempted.
>>60269531But if they were not hit, why announce an exemption? So something must have applied to them
>>60269522That's cool, but I'm still voting Trump again for a third term.
>>60269527probably 100% if we go by his earlier statement
>>60269565good goy
>>60269565>3rd termstop baiting me
>>60269565holy shit shill?
>>60269565Have you seen him in recent interviews? Don't think he is surviving till a 3rd term
>>60269546Trump didn't announce an exemption. Customs simply noted the situation in detail Friday night. Trump clarified today no exemptions were made because that tech was never hit with the 125% reciprocal tax.
>>60269504>tech was always exempt from the reciprocal tariffsIt was not, he announced a 125% tariffs to china on april 9, full spectrumOn apr 11 we learned of the tech products "exemptions" or whatever the word is for "the 125% tariff doesnt apply"
>>60269574LMFAO
>>60269574wtf lmao
>buy calls>donald announces semiconductors aren't exempt >buy puts>donald caves and confirms the "Fake news" is realI hate this nigger and his inability to communicate
>>60269579except that it was hit by the 125%, and there is even a process to refund that 125% tariff for those that were affected before the exemption was in placetrump cucked, get over it
>>60269579So I am assuming the story is that Trump implemented tariffs but decided tech was exempted but told no one. Customs only found out on Friday that Tech was exempt and that story broke. Turns out tech was always exempt but Trump was too retarded to tell anyone?
>>60269567So does that mean that china currently has a lower tariff rate at 20% than taiwan at 100% concerning semiconductors? Is donny unironically favoring china over taiwan or am I leaving other tariff rates that stack onto china's 20%?Has there ever been a point in history where a leader can speak directly to the people in real time and still leave this much confusion. He needs to grab an intern to set up a chart or something.
>>60269599he used to make fun of biden by pretending to have a seizure, but i can only imagine trump having seizures at this point and people trying to interpret that shit
>China Trade Balance Mar: $102.64B (est $74.70B; prev $31.72B)>- Exports (Y/Y): 12.4% (est 4.6%; prev –3.0%)>- Imports (Y/Y): -4.3% (est –2.1%; prev 1.5%)doomp it
>>60269616march data is only the tip of the iceberg at this point since doomsday started april...2nd or 3rd?
>>60269609at this point, if you want to know whats going on, youre better off slicing up some mangy goat and try to divine it from its intestines
>>60269597Big if true.
Sanctions? Trade deal? RAWWAR? WARRAW?Which will it be and is whatever he decides priced in already?
>>60269685Next Sunday:TRUMP: WE'LL BE REVOKING OUR DECISION ON IRAN SHORTLY
>>60269685How funny would it be if he deliberately tanked the economy so the only viable job available was to enlist?
>>60269616all this shows is that china can't pretend this bullshit isn't affecting them too
>>60269685>>60269695>>60269717Nah he'll ask Israel to denuclearize and it'll be peace in the middle east as MENA becomes the next ASEAN
>>60269739Their people can withstand more pain, they'll happily be welded into houses, remember? China won't back down first.
>>60269695>a week later>we are blowing up everything its going to be beautiful
>>60269685Total war to raze Iran to the ground with no survivors but also with exceptions for certain Iranian cities revealed two weeks into the campaign. Civilians bombed in those cities can apply for a refund. We'll be starting the war with cruise missile strikes on Armenia and Puerto Rico (unless they ask us really nicely not to) to show the world how serious we are
>>60269739I don't think they've ever pretended it doesn't, it's just that they're willing to crash the ship with the US over prostrating to Trump.
>>60269597they are not competent enough to put what they want into words
>>60269767>>60269767>>60269767new bread
>>60269685calls on MIC companieswe're bombing them to shit within the month>>60269717they're trying to reduce the number of soldiers to save money + make forces more "elite" by leveraging technology
>>60269764This seems to be the case. It's like there was miscommunication within the administration and to tariffing agencies. Reporting by news media then obfusticated the situation with incompetent reporting.
>>60269739All this shows is that other nations need China too and everybody is rushing to buy everything as long as tariffs are not in place. And they probably raised prices because of the higher demand.
What the fucking fuck, stupid as jannie? WHY DELETE THE OTHER MORE RECENT /SMG/ THAT WAS GOING ONI'm fucking shorting retardation
I'm opening a short. Ticker SMG. Join me, together we are strong
Jannies get the rope.
>>60269769it’s archived tho
Tfw you timed the bottom but were too poor to make any real money from it
he's meeting bukkake later today so btc probably pumps a little
>>60269745>they'll happily be welded into houses, remember?I think the most fucked up video I've seen online was a guy filming an urban chinese neighborhood at night where hundreds of people were screaming at their window and balconies that they were out of food, hellish vibe, I'll try to find it again
Fresh bread>>60271457>>60271457>>60271457>>60271457>>60271457>>60271457
>>60269018You've got to have COINS
>>60269154>The US president (with a tech billionaire in his retinue) doesn't understand you can't just "move" 4nm silicon chip production out of the blueGrim
>>60271383How much you shorting
