USD collapse edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60267808
This is all just because I didn't buy, plain and simple.
>>60271457Bring back sleepy Joe
The new York times has a huge piece, basically the entire concept of the tariffs are being pushed as a national emergency yet they are picking exceptions on tech, but apparently glassware, shoes and umbrellas can't qualify for some reason. Also, by picking and choosing companies like this they are literally guiding the market activity at their leisure, smells of corruption and bribes as everyone can be on notice, all companies, all countries at the cost of all certainty and reliability.
>SP500 -9% YTD>USD/SEK -12.5% YTDGlad I paperhanded or I'd be down 20% holding an ETF
Does he know you can't just move chip fabs? Did Elon not tell him? TSMC's fabrication process is precise to the nanometer and they literally have THE most sterile environment on Earth save for artificial vacuums. How does he not know?
>>60271478Somehow NOK/SEK is down to 0.92. Motherfucking leftists have destroyed Norway.
>>60271486>Does he know you can't just move chip fabs?No, you don't understand. This is SimCity.MIGA.
So now that the US market is behaving like a Shithole exchange, are there even any "stable western" markets left? Everyone listed in the US because of stability, think we'll see corporate outflows?
>>60271486You can, it will just take a very long time. None of the things you mentioned is a problem, Intel used to be the best in this business and they had no issues with their fabs. It just takes a long time to build this out. Fundamentally TSMC isn't doing anything unique.
>>60271486I don't understand why they're giving up their crown jewel by building plants in the US. If any company can tell the Americans to eat shit, it's TSMC. The fact is, without cutting edge fabs, the west won't care if China invades Taiwan.
>>60271488Is it just oil prices going down that fucks your currency?
>>60271478>EUR/SEK -4,09% YTDI'm glad I invested in Saab (+84% YTD) for some currency diversification
>>60271494Western will only have a few fallbacksMcdonalds, soap companies, cereal, a few companies where everything they make is domestic, toilet papers.If this list sounds boring it is, because it's all stuff people still consume in a recession
>>60271498Nah, NOK has been shitting itself for a couple years now. Everybody gives different justifications but I think it's because the cattle in this country keep voting for leftist lunatics.
>China want to transition into a service-based/consumer economy like the US>US want to transition into industrial thirdie like Chinawew
>>60271478I iron handed some ETFs and I'm seeing this with the CAD/USD rate, it's compounding my losses because the canadian dollar is shitting itself relative to the world but shitting itself less than the USD.I think it's going up because we are going to elect the king of central banking
>>60271505Art of the deal
>>60271497Everyone is always going on about China invading, why wouldn't they build in the US?
>>60271494Out of the US memekaret I would only buy Nvidia, but even there, markets are so short sighted they don't see Xi basically got the green to invade Taiwan by the next 2 years.
>>60271509Because having production limited to Taiwan gives the west a very strong incentive to prevent a Chinese invasion.
>>60271495>None of the things you mentioned is a problemThey are. TSMC's 4nm process is so ridiculously precise it'd be faster to build an 8nm fab and scale down across years than transplanting the one in Taiwan.>they're giving up their crown jewel by building plants in the USPlants are meaningless unless they carry the latest node shrinkage, and, see above, it's basically impossible to move the 4nm (and 3nm, and 2nm, etc) process anywhere else.
>>60271510>>60271502I think I misspoke"Do you think we will see companies delisting themselves on the new york exchanges and relisting themselves somewhere else due to volatility, or is inertia too strong."
>>60271494if you want stability invest in nokia
>>60271513I don't think they will do thatI think they will just fold if they are small capMedium cap and big cap will bargin or hunker down
>>60271511TSMC \neq Taiwan
Is this bullish
>>60271495i'm sure shaniqua will be handling that job perfectly just like the taiwanese
Is Wednesday this week a good day to short?
>>60271497>If any company can tell the Americans to eat shit, it's TSMC.If I understand it right they are. They are doing some investment to placate the orange tard (and Joe before him) but obviously the main fabs will remain in Taiwan and they keep making excuses like lack of workforce etcTSMC is dragging feet on this and why wouldn't they? It's a guarantee of independence for them.
>>60271478>>60271507USD shitting itself is bullish because earnings will be higher
Thoughts on Webull? Apparently they were listed on the Nasdaq last Friday and been pumping in value
>>60271503>66,1% of Norwegian export is mineral fuels>Brent has been decreasing in price since the 2000sPretty clear if you ask me
>>60271521The Taiwanese government is a large shareholder in TSMC and could easily prevent it moving production overseas with legislation.
>>60271527>MIGAtards will say they are still not a cult
>>60271535>Webullholy shit it's true how did i miss thisbuying calls on open
>>60271533They're planning to build cutting edge chips in the US by 2030 or something. I think they've already started building the plant.
Is the GRRR scam pump dump over? Options are a lot cheaper right now
>>60271546nevermind it's up 150% in pre
>didn't scoop more MP on the dip and NUGT last week and doubled down on my leveraged ETH shortsI'm ngmi bros
Got a feeling this is a bulltrap and we gonna get TORCHED later this week on some made up tarriff news
Why they can't just load the machines from TSMC in a cargo and move them to US?
>>60271547The plant is built and it's "outputting 4nm chips with the same quality as Taiwan". But it actually isn't doing that. Due to SAND and DUST infiltrations inside the fabrication zone that makes it way expensive to produce chips at the same price as Taiwan. Turns out building EXTREMELY SENSITIVE INSTRUMENTS in a fucking DUSTY ARIZONA DESERT isn't a good idea. Who knew?
>>60271562Source for this? I know fabs filter the shit out of the air to prevent this kind of thing.
>>60271564Yes that's exactly my point anon, filtration systems in the Arizona fab are expected to filter inordinately more particulates than their Taiwan equivalents, for clean rooms that are twice as large.
>>60271562To think they wouldn't be working in an environmentally controlled room is outrageous.Source: I do medical device manufacturing
>>60271573I imagine the designers would have taken this into account when designing the air filtration system. Again, do you have a source for your claims?
Looks like dgnx is getting ready to moon again
>>60271562Isn't it also very water intensive? Middle of the desert seems like a stupid idea. But they're smarter than me so I'm sure there's a reason
>>60271488>have the same export graph as saudi arabia>currency is a shitcoin tied to oil pricethis must be the heckin leftists faultbranch out and join EU/get euros
why VKTX just pump a chump
>PFIZER ABANDONS WEIGHT-LOSS PILL DANUGLIPRONbullish af for Novo Nordisk
>>60271585The leftists are the reason why we can't branch out. They tax every startup to death.
>>60271583AZ is sitting on massive aquifers
>>60271564Built by America. (Mexicans)
>>60271593>new Mexicouuum I'm sorry but it's NEW AMERIKA
>>60271592With all those shitty start up grifting EU/governments money for simply convincing boomer they're the next open.ai I doubt that
You forgot to add Mantra heavy plunge
>>60271561How many mistakes do you have to make to end up like this
>>60271593Stupid question but if there's massive amounts of water underground then why is islt a deserta area? Is it too far underground for plants to tap into?
>>60271601https://www.thefp.com/p/why-i-left-norway-unrealized-gains-tax
>>60271559If you could just trasnport the brains, manufacturing culture, diligency, controlled environments, supply lines and the plants to produce high end chips then a lot of countries would have cheap RTX5090 equivalent cards for sale. It would be a good thing but extremely unrealistic to accomplish in real life. Maybe it could be done in some countries as a concentrated government, industry and university project (that's communism we can't have that lmfao). That's why the chips are like a strategical resource that warrants war in a strategy game, US is right to chimp out about it but it could be done in a more planned and sophisticated way.>>60271577I believe it because even crypto bros know to locate their mining facilities in areas that are NOT Arizona desert haha. It takes massive amounts of work to fight against the elements of nature in places like that.
>>60271605This is a healthy altcoin correction.
>>60271625>The Free Press>The Free Press (The FP, known as Common Sense between 2021–2022) is an American Internet-based media company based in Los Angeles, California, founded by Bari Weiss and Nellie Bowles.Dang those americans CEO surely don't try to undermine anything that's european, regulated and more socialist than they are.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114332337028519855market is still gonna pump isn't it
>>60271638https://digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/policies/startup-europe
>>60271527What the fuck even is this kekEvangelicals are mentally ill
>>60271643yes, we are in the clown market and investors are desperate for a pump or at least for a crab
>Everything is fucking pumpingOf fucking course
>>60271643The flip-flopping is bullish because it means nothing is written in stone, and everyone knows that it's not like they are going to kill the American tech industry and start making shoes instead
>>60271622>Stupid question but if there's massive amounts of water underground then why is islt a deserta area? Is it too far underground for plants to tap into?An aquifer in a desert is usually well below the topsoil and it's very old. It shouldn't be seen as a massive lake underground but more porous rock filled with water.
>>60271605>heavy plungeI think that's what they call a rugpull.
>>60271643Trump said he was “specifying” things monday, so new tariffs for semiconductors will be announced soon. But who knows at this point how will this affect the market
Does china even have serious investors or is it just pump and dump by the ccp?
>>60271638The guy who wrote the piece is a Norwegian. In what world is taxing unrealized gains reasonable?
Is bobo ready for my BWC?
>>60271457>tesla +33thats a lie
>buying when the orange ape could chimp out any moment of the day
Do you trade 5 days a week?
Is this bearish
>>60271720not under these market conditions.it's pretty much a binary, is trump going to say something green or red today?
>>60271723-10000 auratop signal
>not doing weekly csps
>>60271527lmao wtf
>banks reporting earnings this weekIf banks start saying they are in trouble, does that cause a sell off?
If you want stability, invest in SCHD.
>>60271746It would definitely reduce confidence right now in a big way.
>>60271558Im looking for a dip to buy and have set my sights on Wednesday, so its going to go down on Thursday
>>60271478it will be back where it was very soon at this rate. literally every day is just green all the time no matter what
>bitcoin mooning>stocks about to moon on preyeah fuck this gay market. i'll come back when retards realise whats going on and the hopium runs out
goldman sachs doing a 40 billion buyback...holy shit how fucking shady this is
do I sell (bought abt an hour ago) SOXL after open or hold. if so do I all in and hold till tomorrow?
>>60271799Ok Panican.
>>60271802it really isn'tthey can either take major risks with their cash investing it or buy back their own shares which guarantees the price of the shares to go up and volatility to go down slightly. due to trumpenomics it makes sense they are taking the safer option.
FUCKKK why didnt I buy the dip last week. anyone else "stuck" holding cash until the next recession
Im waiting for trump tweet that sends the market plunging and then im going to buy
>>60271817I didn't sell anything, but then again I only got a little accumulation.
>>60271817unless something major changes we only need the super tariffs to reinstate in less than 90 days to force a recession after 3 monthswe are already eating a 10%-20% on everything and china damaged. It takes months to catch up ship deliveries once halted, even if its only a few days due to backup and they are getting backed up majorly.
>stock market goes down>we don't go back in time>still stuck in 2020s
desu I voted Trump to see muslims get killed and they really are getting btfo'd in gaza. Nobody cares and the media does not talk about it at all anymore. You even go to jail if you criticize Israel now. I won
>>60271817>>60271838There is still a lot of downside to go.
>>60271657i bought so it will start dumping soon
Post your YTD
>“China must accelerate its strategic pivot toward ‘a domestic-led dual-circulation model—NOT resort to RMB depreciation or export subsidies/rebates.”From state media:https://www.21jingji.com/article/20250414/herald/9c767707264c504f646f5acad4cd1a3c.htmlWe are on a trajectory toward decoupling unless something changes.
>>60271871I dont want to, my portfolio was liberated
Apologize
>>60271871the crab retirement pattern
>>60271866Thank you for your sacrifice o7
>massive massive selloff>market is struggling to even reach overbought againI'm telling you, this doesn't feel right. Selloffs used to be bought up so quick, now look at it. Convince me I am wrong. I just don't trust this.
i for one will be buying tsla puts todayi spy with my little eyy a good amount of red by eow
>>60271457>Trump slapped himself in the face and is desperate to find a way out>The US economy cannot withstand Trump's high tariffs.>Trump must compromise with reality, but he must also take into account his face and prestige, so there will be a lot of pretentious behavior.https://udn.com/news/story/124438/8673178?from=udn-catebreaknews_ch2https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=https%3A%2F%2Fudn.com%2Fnews%2Fcate%2F2%2F6638&op=translate
>>60271887sowwy
>>60271918But have you said thank you?
>>60271917>Chuan Pu kek
>>60271904You are wise to treat this market with suspicion.
>>60271927I DONT HAVE TO I HODL ALL THE CARDS MISTER
I didn't know when pre market started so now I had to pay +10 per share on Apple, fuck
>>60271791Its tempting to slurp more but if the dollar keeps falling it just cancels out the gains. Bought Siemens and some China ETF today though since I think they're gonna moon more than the US if Trump caves.
I predict we will krab downard today
>>60271934>Made in china
Bezos set to blow up Katy Perry with his autonomous space dildo.. Shame it's not listed.
>>60271936Apple was overvalued as fuck even before this fiasco. Why would you buy their stock at this point?
good morning. how was your weekend.
>>60272009Agreed, I'm getting out of apple today I think, I've been holding it for years but I think the party will be stopping soon with global retaliation against the US. >>60272012Pretty good, I played way too much of this dumb roguelite instead of doing things I should be doing.
>>60271457Asia, Europe and futures are all in the green. China is is panicking, Xi is in Vietnam right now. Things are looking good. Trump is pulling it off
>>60272012Great. Finished planting my calusias around my fence line to start my privacy hedge on Saturday. Had relations twice on Saturday (hims subscriber)Then me and the wife went to Jesse and Mel’s on Sunday to drink a little fireball and play rummy. Home by 9pm. Perfect weekend.
>>60271643Art of the U-turn, bobo.
Apple didn't fluctuate as strongly as the market on friday. Somebody knew.
>>60271643This is barely veiled code for "tech companies have a week to get their bribes into Trump for exemptions"
>>60272030This why I'm cashing in on it, the exemptions are the reason it's going to go up
>>60272023>>60272017I'm glad you guys. I hope we all are very productive this week
>>60271723Whoever was holding that mic gets sent to the gulag (el salvador)
>>60272052No, 60 year old boomers don't know what a worldcoin is If anything some kind of hardware attestation from your iPhone will be required to not get hit by a cloudflare wall but some crypto nonsense won't be the solution to the bot problem.
buying RDDT calls and SPX puts on open
>>60272019>Trump is pulling it offPlease tell me you're larping?
>Please tell me you're larping?
>>60272076>>Please tell me you're larping?
dont you know nobody will ever trade with america again because of his actions
>>60272061Sell sign.
>>60272064Why the hell plebbit?
>>60272061was it posted exactly 2 hours and 20 minutes ago? because gold took a huge dump then>>60272093why not? chart looks ready to explode if the market goes up and it has meme potentialgood hedge for my puts
America 2025
Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AI (NVIDIA, GOOG, MSFT) despite the geopolitical/tariff related turbulence?
>>60272107Isn't Nvidia exempt?
>>60272107whoever controls the robots will truly control the world
>>60272107havent seen a single gpt enabled sexbot that can clean, fix my car and suck my cock. incredibly bearish outlook. Probably China will innovate in this sector since they dont have women screeching at them to stop because it makes their pussy cheaper
>>60272107No. Even the dumbest 45iq human is more capable than a robot
>>60272097Forecasts are not good timing indicatorsThey simply mean they think it will end the year at that number
>>60272123I don't know a single goldbug that doesn't view big bank positivity on gold as a sell signal. t. Goldbug since 2006
>>60272112Yeah they are. I'm not saying this is the ideal buying opportunity for all the AI/robotics positioned companies but with a long enough timeline (5-10 years min) I can't help but feel insanely bullish.>>60272114Figure AI (MSFT backed) partnering with BMW factorieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoXCHr1IaTMApptronik (Google Deepmind) partnering with Mercedeshttps://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/mercedes-benz-takes-stake-robotics-maker-apptronik-tests-robots-factories-2025-03-18/https://institute.bankofamerica.com/content/dam/transformation/next-gen-tech-robots.pdfhttps://www.uscc.gov/sites/default/files/2024-10/Humanoid_Robots.pdf
>>60272107>Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AII'm skeptical. It really depends on how much AI progresses in the next decade. Will it stagnate, or will it push ahead to the point where you can get a computer to "understand" the world in a way that's close to human-level. Yann Lecun thinks these LLMs won't get us there, but honestly, I don't think anyone knows. Every tech megacap is throwing an astronomical amount of money at the problem in the hopes that it will be the one to crack AI, but it's a crapshoot at this point. What I know for sure is that current "AI" is nowhere near being able to run a useful household robot.
HERE WE GO
>>60272160Finally, 30 min til open
i'm starting to think AI has hit a wall. We've yet to really see a quantum leap over GPT4-tier LLMs. There's been improvements on muh benchmarks, but nothing truly revolutionary... ultra-refined mediocrity doesn't get you to genius
>>60272158I think a more relevant AI usage right now is handling massive amounts of data in real time for various different processes/automation/weapon platforms. General intelligence and surrogate AI gf meme discussion is for later imo
>>60272166hit a wall as in plateaud or hit a wall as in when a girl turns 14?
>>60272160>tourist thought markets open at 9
>>60272183It's understandable, brokers use the 30 minutes to take fat shits and to feed the kids in their basements
>>60272172Even there I'd be cautious about its prospects. You can't rely on software that hallucinates 10% of the time for safety critical applications without having a human in the loop, which defeats the purpose.
>>60272183Market opens at 14.30. All other times are fake.
>>60272083I bet other countries trade with America today and tommorow
tourist here, what the fuck is happening. what happened to the electronics exception
>>60272194This. Or 13:30 between the first and third Sunday of March.
>>60272166>>60272172But you don't need ASI/AGI, that's the actual moving goal post meme. All you need is human parity in only the domains required for manual labor jobs in order to be a viable economic alternative to the human workforce. I would typically be skeptical but Figure AI (MSFT), Apprtronik (Google), Tesla (optimus) are all pouring billions into R&D and manufacturing infrastructure AND already ahve industry partnerships with little to no media attention.Even Lutnick admits that automation/robotics is what will largely allow for domestication of US manufacturing in the context of the ongoing tarrifs...almost as if this was the plan all along.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/38R81esuNE
should i all in on soxl?I have 53k sitting in cash
>>60272202We've turned into a china style market where it moves entirely based on the words of Dear Leader and not fundamentals
>today will be le
>>60272202Not sure. Everything shot up on pre market and my Puts may be fucked
>>60272107>Robotics/AII'm incredibly bullish, I'd at anything data related, as data is the new oil. I'd also look out for certain policies that are being pushed, digital I.D & Facial recognition are two big things that are heavily shilled by a lot of NGOs. Look at companies which excel in these areas.
>Lutnick - Jewish>Bessent - faggot>Navarro - retardGreat economist cabinet you've got there.
>>60272207>should i all in on soxl? You could give it a shot, what could go wrong?
20 minutes until Katy Perry is launced into space
>>60272219They really went all-out on the DEI hires
>>60272209It's worse, it runs on insiders trading at a level never seen before.
i just bought some nvidia shares that i want to sell off for like, 10 extra dollars so i can buy a pizza, is this a stupid idea
>>60272228godspeed katy
>>60272225yes. the bulls are delusional and moreover haven't bickered about the news in /smg/ all weekend. They are clueless
>everyone and their mother bullishwe all know where this is going
>>60271580>Do you have a source for your claimAre you a fucking Redditor!?
I got a couple thousands to dump into whatever.Whats the long term play? Still S&P500?
WHY IS IT PUMPING SO MUCH I WANTED TO BUY CHEAP FUCK YOU
>>60272235I did the same thing last week
>>60272228wtf that's today?
>>60272263buy puts for cheap niggatuesday will be the day of the crab and wednesday/thursday will be enter the bear
>>60272228>>60272267found a linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm108LCl3Qlaunches on market open
If it blows up I will sell everything, that's a bad omen
>>60272280just pour everything thats exempt, also dont forget about the 90 day pause
>>60272274imagine the smell
https://www.barrons.com/articles/palantir-stock-nato-ai-maven-7f2bdabb?mod=googlenewsfeed&st=9AeQKiSo, uh, NATO just bought into PLTR tech.How much are we pumping today?
>>60272288>imagine the smelli'd rather not
>>60272263Don't worry Mr president will provide you with ample buying opportunities
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 this is gonna be a green day today.
>>60272192>>60272205You both are right, there's some trvkes in your words. Always remember to be cautious when the AI meme gets pulled up in a discussion lol.But it's like betting against the market, betting against COMPOUND INTEREST if you refuse to see the potential in it. Ultimately it's not so much about what sort of a Product™ some company offers, more like how can future policies revolve around it and make it useful to the country and general populace. In /smg/ terms, I see only gambling as to what company can deliver this hype product eventually.
What's our guess after the 90 days, people make trade deals and trump backs down, the bond market hits them and trump backs down? Another pause to keep uncertainty in the markets and allow more insider trading? Doubling down?
>>60272274I will never understand why Jeff Bezos married this creature.
We are go for launch
>>60271464fpbpI'm staying in euro cash this smells rotten and its going back down in the next couple of months
>>60271474>The new York times has a huge piece, basically the entire concept of the tariffs are being pushed as a national emergency yet they are picking exceptions on tech, but apparently glassware, shoes and umbrellas can't qualify for some reason. Also, by picking and choosing companies like this they are literally guiding the market activity at their leisure, smells of corruption and bribes as everyone can be on notice, all companies, all countries at the cost of all certainty and reliability.this
>>60272296GEN Z BOSS AND A MINIGEN Z BOSS AND A MINIITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOBITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB
>>60271534>USD shitting itself is bullish because earnings will be highertard
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE MARKETS OPEN
so did i fuck up not buying in last week or not
OPEN PUMP OR DUMP I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE AAAAAAA
>>60272235You're supposed to use bitcoin for pizza.
>>60272296for me, its secret product and a trench secret product and a trench
>>60271457watchnewslive.tv is defunct.
>>60272323
It’s biweekly accumulation day in the Roth.
This is the fakest and gayest shit I've seen
>>60272304>Dump eet
Buy puts at open
>>60272323https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1744637292336100.webm
Let it be known webull IPOd Friday under the ticker BULL and it’s sitting at $200m marketcap
>>60271497They’re not moving some design side of things at TMSC out of the country. Apparently that’s their actual Crown Jewels.
>>60272317Gen Z girlies at the office are based. They are funny, they smell nice and they gatekeep jobs from jeets>>60272323pic related
>>60272323>POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE MARKETS OPENStaying in euros. Nothing has changed the dollar, US markets and treasuries are fucked and its negatively effecting markets worldwide. I'm sitting out this dance until the music changes at the US midterms or until I see a 30% fall in US equities from here
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
let the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the floorlet the bodies hit the...
>>60271457Biden really didn't know where he was half the time lol
>>60272362blessed and based
AARRRGHHH IM FOMOING
WATCH IT DUMP
>>60272304She's of Bogdanoff blood, you're such a newfag you probably don't even understand.
i have missed the financial opportunity of a lifetime
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I BOUGHTED THE TOP
NVIDIA IS GOING DOWN AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEI
The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock
are we dumping yet
there she goes
>>60272378Non, uuuuuuuu non
>Had a good weekend anon?>Did you miss me?
Market is volatile as fuck
>>60272304>I will never understand why Jeff Bezos married this creature.Its going to kill it by shooting it ito space with to blacks an asian and katy perry. Sometimesa man has to have a little bit of variety if he's a bald sociopath, pic reated, she designed the 'uniform'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9EmmqUsMakhttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/blue-origin-launch-female-crew-110027209.html
fuck man, this really doesn't look good for me if we don't go to tsla 245$ within two days...>>60271464
panican status?
>>60272342>This is the fakest and gayest shit I've seentruth
cmon do a shart
Someone wake up the VIX
what is this tsla volume
>>60272379kek looks like a penis
>>60272396>panic level : 120%I know it will probably just crab but stillI don't even know who to trust anymore, no idea if tariffs are on or off, it's madness
>>60272407The only two places a women should be are inside the kitchen and on top of a penis.
Can't he just go back to sleep already?
>>60272421What did he mean by this are gypsy woman the most intelligent people on the planet?
>>60271527Me shitposting in smg
>>602724215D Donfucian Philosophy Parallel Timeline Weave :D
>>60272393>tsla
breaker within 1hr?
>>60272235When pizza?
>>60272396certified panician here, i sold the pico bottomI lost about $10k compared to if i just heldI'm bummed about it, but I'm copingjust gonna DCA from here and accept that I suck at timing the market
>>60272444Fucking hate you and your digits, gross
>>60272444Checked and absolutely witnessed kind sir
>>60272421Hes actually retarded hahahahaha
>Buy NVDL>Down $100 in 5 minutes
>>60272444Shat'd
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
bought SPX 0DTE puts and TSLA 4/17 calls
>>60272463Robinhood told the market my recurring Roth IRA buy is today. The market is giving me a better buy in. We will continue going up tommorow
>>60272379Sadly, she came back.
>>60272421>ReTruths
>>60272463The orange retard won't stfu
>>60272448suicide time :(
>>60272401"Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpNOBODY is getting “off the hook” for the unfair Trade Balances, and Non Monetary Tariff Barriers, that other Countries have used against us, especially not China which, by far, treats us the worst! There was no Tariff “exception” announced on Friday. These products are subject to the existing 20% Fentanyl Tariffs, and they are just moving to a different Tariff “bucket.” The Fake News knows this, but refuses to report it. We are taking a look at Semiconductors and the WHOLE ELECTRONICS SUPPLY CHAIN in the upcoming National Security Tariff Investigations. What has been exposed is that we need to make products in the United States, and that we will not be held hostage by other Countries, especially hostile trading Nations like China, which will do everything within its power to disrespect the American People. We also cannot let them continue to abuse us on Trade, like they have for decades, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! The Golden Age of America, which includes the upcoming Tax and Regulation Cuts, a substantial amount of which was just approved by the House and Senate, will mean more and better paying Jobs, making products in our Nation, and treating other Countries, in particular China, the same way they have treated us. The bottom line is that our Country will be bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!5.75kReTruths22.5kLikesApr 13, 2025, 8:36 PM"
acame up with a new nickname for the biggest goynigger in charge; Agent Orange
>>60272421Time to get out that crystal ball
MY PREMARKET WAS UP FUCK>t, only 4k invested
if only you knew
>>60272274>amazon now has a safe way to smuggle-in cheap chinese sex-toys and avoid tariffsextremely bullish news
dead cat bounce or v-shape recovery?
>>60272463Should have listened >>60272346
>>60272475>t.
>>60272450>Fucking hate you and your digits, gross>>60272444>>tsla
>>60272487 i dont know what a put or a call is
>>60272483cat is still bouncing a bit more before its completely dead
>>60272483>new tariffscat bounce
katy perry did it she did space
>>60272421He just got a shitty result back on his cognitive test, didn't he?
>>60272491How the fuck does this even happen?
>fellow scholars do you consider the market trajectory to be upward or downward at this time? If it’s upward, purchasing now will secure a chance to sell and make a profit, on the other hand, I shall be selling promptly if it trends inversely: one should minimise one’s losses where possible
I'll go fap to oneeshota hentai and then I'll decide if I buy afterwards. Clarity of mind is important when making business decisions.
>>60272491>disgusted>fascinatedAlso, there's a spot still unpooped. Might wanna get that.
Chance of being untucked is now a possibility
>>60272504What are your thoughts on inazuma eleven? Or is that not really your kind of thing?
IT'S DUMPING
!ALERTA! Palantir is overbought as fuck
>>60272507long time until thursday. could be vry profitable
>>60271478Our currency is still weak asf, bro. fr fr
https://youtu.be/0oEJZ77yQ7M
any chance of a massive dip today thats big enough to threaten the presidency?
>>60272502>How the fuck does this even happen?Tsla stock bagholding stress and explosive diarrhea plus adderal and chipotle mexican grill
>>60272512>oh no
>>60272483i held for open, its cat fs
MOREREVERSE THE SCAM PAUSE PUMP
>>60272515What the fuck, it's price-to-earnings ratio is 470?
>>60272524yes id have to say there is a chance
>>60272475kek
>Locked in 400 bucks already todayWhy are the small wins always so much fun versus the larger ones? I guess its because it feels lower stress from the start, so winning just feels nice. Larger positions just feel like you survived a war zone.
>>60272524Anything can happen in this market.
>>60272505>>fascinated>Also, there's a spot still unpooped. Might wanna get that.tesla options a form of shit with sweetcorn bits visible
FUCK YOU I'M NOT SELLING TILL IM GREEN
>>60271585Reddit comrade with a poli sci degree, you really do know nothing about economics or europe.
>>60272511I'm not into footsoccerball, but you can always count on nips to make Kino sports anime. They even manage to make golfing Kino.
>>60272524Nothing will happen like that until corps en masse are reporting huge forecast drops. The stock market is a shitcoin now and is almost completely disconnected from reality, it will continue to pump and be manipulated by Trump until the stark reality of prices going up actually hits
>>60272551>it will continue to pump and be manipulated by Trump until the stark reality of prices going up actually hitsWe're facing the Summer of Delusion
>>60272548I meant for the boys given the /ss/ post, that's the draw of the series.That's a really cool webm though, I should watch it.
>alibabaAlready up 4k today. Based and chinkpilled.
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NOOOOO ITS DUMPING AGAIN
Why didn't you guys buy calls during the dip? The president literally told you to, you could've retired right there and then from a little truth social tweet
Sold everything at open. Good luck.
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>>60272548that's true. Bullish for nippon.
>>60272559>not looking at the girlFucking homo.
>>60272564What is his ticker
>>60272511Dragon Ball soccer is kino
>>60272569The "dip" was still 30% higher than my average buy-in price for an average stockmarket p/e ratio of 23 at decreasing forward eps, besides the retard premium was too large for it to be equitable.
>TICK flip-flopping between green and redmarket can't decide a direction yet
>>60272569sorry i dont take orders from president cheeto.
>>60272569Because I lost all my money on ETH calls when his son told me it was a great time to buy
>>60272592Probably crabbing til Donald speeches
>>60272585BRAP
>>60272597When does he talk today?
>>60272558>>60272551I don't think that it will be too long before major drops hit give it a 100 days max and probably in the next 5-14 days and its going into freefall PEs are all over the place, the bond market is fucked The US markets are a financial bomb primed to detonate
what should I buy RIGHT now for the sole purpose of selling in exactly 24 hours
>>60271457Stock market is about to go Galaxis skyrocket
>>60272570smart
>>60272570resistence is holding motherfucka>so far..
>>60272592Snibbedy
>>60272107>Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AINo, because I am an engineer. We don't have batteries that can power a humanoid robot reliably over an entire workshift and their small form factor means we can't just bundle laptop batteries like in a car. Those robots are also weak and can't do precision tasks, they are memes basically. There will be advances in those boring stationary factory robots fed from a direct current but not these for a while
If you bought BULL at open when I told you about it itt you would be up over 100%
>>60272614Gave up profit actually because my entire port was pretty much in INTCOh well
>>60272609uhhh XRP
>>60272609leveraged etf'sthose are pretty much designed to be sold within a day or two of being bought.
>>60272635>>60272635>>60272635new bread
>>60272622>Stock exchanges have temporarily halted trading of BULL due to increased volatility. This is a marketwide trading halt.THAT WAS GAY IN 21 AND IT'S GAY NOW, FUCK YOU
>>60272537That's it. Large gains feel like surviving, small wins feel like payout from the gambling machine.
Bought a little $5 tester on bull and am up 6% in 30 seconds
>>60272622i had placed an order but only for 100usd. do i buy more oh wise one???
GET AWAY FROM THE KAYAK BEAR
>>60272194>He was not buying rheinmetall at 0800
>>60271457Less fuckin go.
>>60272838Stop spamming your shitty pic in every thread, we've seen it already and are unimpressed. Thanks in advance.
>>60272873>mad because its trueCope and seethe, reddit tourist.
IT KEEPS CRABBING
>>60272905Insults mean nothing if they're untrue. Especially insults from ''''people''''''' too retarded to figure out how to blend in on 4chan of all places
