Stop pumping this market on no news I can't take it anymore edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60271457
I have been left behind.
>>60272635we end the week green and by the end of the month tariffs will be a nothingburger
You bought right?
No news is good news
Reddit troon thread
Why didn’t you buy BULL this morning at $250m market cap? It’s at $650m right now.
pumping on bad news
>>60272643Delusional.
i am such a fucking idiot, a stupid fucking cuckold idiot with a wife whose boyfriend is a more endowed man than i ami was going to by 40k worth of nike stock last weekabsolute sure thing i told myself over and over and overi didn't buy and OF COURSE NOW IT'S GOING TO PUMP
>>60272643nice lovely green id>>60272650its
>>60272644Yep, at Friday, no more FOMO. I am sticking to initial strategy.
>>60272651cope bobo>>60272650>>60272656i fucked up, its not the fact that its bad news. its the fact that the market EXPECTED the bad news
>>60272655dont be that hard on yourself i know you're not a cuck. you will get em next time
>>60272537That's it. (Sono toori)Large gains feel like surviving, small wins feel like payout from the gambling machine.
>>60272635watchnewslive.tv is defunct.https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business
>>60272648fuck fundamentals, buy it for the ticker symbol
>>60272651Two more weeks until financial collapse!!!!
>>60272644no>>60272640patience
>>60272655>falling knife obsessionHappy bear market to you too anon
whelp, looks like this nigga was in the money again
>>60272643China is not behaving like it's a nothingburger. I agree that it's not the end of the world but that's nowhere close to the mood right now.
>>60272644i bought TSLA and sold SPXin clown market we make clown purchases
it's dumping again
>>60272666You can only ignore reality for so long. The insane increase in costs these tariffs are gonna create cant be ignored forever.
>>60272655Should have bought SVIX instead while VIX was in the 40-50 range. Literally free 10-20% gain.
Bought a $5 tester on bull and am up 13% in one minute
>>60272700>fractional sharesyou supid faggot. you never buy fractional. paper trade if you are that scared of losing money. Holy shit; do all of you really?!?!>its like buttcoin
all these tourists make me feel incredibly bearish.
>>60272683>i bought TSLA
Anons, you ever think about how the only thing standing between you and retirement tomorrow with a couple million in the bank is knowing the timing of just three large stock movements in advance? It's so attainable, yet so unattainable.
>>60272716stay poor faggot
>>60272710Relax retard. It’s $5. I’m too disciplined to yolo into a single stock.
Not great, not terrible. Should be up like 6% YTD if you count my realized gains from day.
>>60272693I don't know that they'll be "insane"
>>60272693we can ignore them for two more weeks. and that is all we need.
>>6027271795% of gamblers quit before they win big
>>60272717I should move to DC and become a white house aide
>>60272726
>>60272717and the worst thing is that its so obvious in retrospect
>>60272718>stay poor faggotI'm already prtty comfy anon and that's why my money is waiting to buy the bottom and this market is dancing on a cliff
>>60272719>buying a share at 45$ is yolojust stop investing until you have a few thousand to invest. Testing the waters would be buying 5 shares. you would be up $30. cmon anon, that 5$, even at 1000% is as good as gone. time cost value anon, time cost value
>>60272739Yikes
>>60272693Donny would have his head popped like JFK if he was an actual threat to US interests. This Tariff shit is smoke and mirrors so the US can pivot out of Ukraine to trying to contain China in the Pacific.
I can't believe I bought my Nvidia at 114 at the open. I'm a fucking retard.
>>60272746I wasn’t trying to make any money. I just wanted to keep track of BULL without adding it to my watchlist. I know nothing about webull but seeing it at a $600m market cap I just wanted to keep an eye on it.
>>60272754>he fomod
yeah snibbs wins this round i suppose
>>60272753Zenya what the fuck are you doing here go home
When will he tweet?
>>60272754Sell
>>60272754>I can't believe I bought my Nvidia at 114 at the open. I'm a fucking retard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WnNL67PEKU
>>60272760How's the cashflow?
We're all gonna make it.
UHOH
>>60272773I have no idea. Like I said I’m not buying in, just wanted to watch it without flipping to my watchlist.
this is bullish, the west trembles
>>60272782Fuck you Elf you little bitch
>>60272753He's had two attempts on in life in the last year.
WHY WON'T IT GO DOWN
BULL riding is not for everyone.
>>60272789I look forward to the launchpad being blown up again.
>>60272803I'M GONNA BEAR SPRAY YOU PLEASE STOP
>>60272789russia is a gay homeless man smelling of puiss dancing for coins and attention but he's still barred from the local shops and due in court for assault
>>60272796Those were bargain bin psy-op'd FBI "recruits". Wake me up when we get and actual CIA ex-military attempt.
just bought a pair of wrangler 13mwz for this run
Cmon Donny give us a quote
/crabmen/ we winnan
>>60272789>Fake city built of plywoodBearish for American city suburbs.
>>60272789>the west of Moscow tremblesaccurate
>sold all my INTC at open
>>60272840When will you retards learn you are not obliged to sell everything at once
My prediction: Trump Walks back the tariffs on Mexico and Canada, carves out a deal with the UK and Australia, then adds them to some kind of Super-NAFTA agreement to counter china, in exchange for the other countries giving up a lot of sovereignty and trade policy, with hard trade barriers on all other nations.
>>60272822Give us a good one donny
>>60272822he truthed again
>>60272789>city of plywoodLUMBER FUTURES IS GOING UP BIGLY
>>60272845My entry was $18.7 and I was looking for an exit before it started drilling to the earth's core again
>>60272782Which Isekai is this from?Also Trump pump at 1 pm just like last wednesday?
Im not sure what I want to throw some more money down on. I'm 50% cash at the moment.
>>60272852Why won't he shut the fuck up about Biden?
>>60272852>I just got herekek
>>60272852>that entire all caps sectionHe reads like how Chris Chan speaks. Specifically the GET THOSE PHOTOS OF THE INTERNET interaction.
>>60272852You took the job Donnie, no you deal with it. Don't hide. Hiding is what cucks do.
>>60272846Why would we want any deal with trump? He's a flip flopper, a flim flammer, a buffoon who can't be trusted day to day. Nobody is interested in dealing with this clown. He'll get his isolation.
>>60272860I'm always wondering how long he'll be talking about Biden. Surely not next year? Biden hasn't been relevant politically since Summer 2024 lol.
>>60272858Buy some gold and hold it. Alternatively, euros.
>>60272868I can't see Canada or Australia surviving without a trade deal
What a disgusting day of movement.
>>60272852dude remember 2020 on god
>>60272635It can't just crab in this tight band for the whole day, right? RIGHT?!
cmon you fat orange bastard, get typing some of those words we need to hear
>>60272852>I will end the war in 24hrs>Say thank you>Coping and seethingWhat a fucking clown. Did he just realise zelenskys not giving up the minerals?
>>60272852>I just got herehow does he always manage to be unintentionally funny
>>60272846>super NAFTA with a tariff wall aroundIf you understand a little about international trade you'd see that could never work out and it's gonna be a global depression as well. Particularly clueless are the additions of Australia (trades mostly with Asia) and the UK (trades mostly with the EU).
Holy shit just fucking dump alreadyNo gap fillNo low after the scam pause pump
>>6027287710% is easy to tank considering they'll just pass em on to the consooomer anyways.
>>60272860Why didn't Biden Shut the Fuck up about Trump?! >AfghanTRUMP>Border SecurityTRUMP>Record High InflationTRUMP>Alll time high government spendingTRUMP>Circle back psaki being as transparent a doorTRUMP>Ukraine War startsTRUMP>Chinese "Weather Balloon" floating across USTRUMPBUT WHY IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT TALKING ABOUT THE FAILURES FO THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT?!?!?!?!?!faggot
>>60272860Biden beat him in 2020 and he never got the chance to beat him back in 2024 due to Biden going cuckooHe's seething that he has never 'beaten' Biden
>I ran a business for 17 years anon and own a house, what are you!>spent it all on buying new cars every 3 years in 1980 and Victoria's secret clothes while she livied in a duplex when she could've put $10000 in a index fund and have like $1 million>only has a house because my father died 20 years ago, spent my college fund, only got this current house that appreciated 3.5x in 10 years because I forced her to buy this one instead of the other garbage she was looking at that was $100k, only worth that because I did all the renovations since she's literally too poor and dumb to hire workers that don't steal money>has to beg me to buy her a dog or money so she can get a new car (that she didn't need) because she's so over leveraged in debt that she doesn't make enough to get more creditwhy are boomers like this
>>60272852
God i WISH i could all in on some options that trade at 0.01 and sell them for 10 i wish i didnt have to deal with this shit to earn money
>>60272875I already have a position worth 2,4k on gold miners. Want to raise my gold position to 6k but haven't decided if I want to hold all gold miners, or split between miner equity and one for the spot price of gold.
>>60272860BDS
>>60272877Then take your blinkers off. Nobody will be unscathed but it's the USA losing long term. Can't undo this level of retardation.
>>60272852>president putin, respect your president>rightfully calls out biden and zelensky for the warbased
>>60272877Yes Australia is gonna tariff China and Japan so that it can export beef and grains to the US. Surely the US which already produces this stuff in excess is gonna buy a lot of it.Why do midwits love to talk about stuff they don't understand?
inverted head and shoulders or just more crabbing?
>>60272887>muh Say thank you is le clownishreddit is over there
Bada bing bada BOOM $$$
>>60272904>gold minersBuy the actual metal.
Is there any chance of the USD recovering at least some its value within the next few months? I'm losing my mind over this
>>60272886>FatConfirmed as slightly chubby by doctors.
>>60272893I don’t remember him blaming most of those on Trump but you scream like a retard so let’s not have a fight about it, just post screenshots or fuck off
>>60272925now you burgers know how it feels. t. swede
>>60272925There's a chance, but it all depends on Dumpy's behavior.
>>60272925
So the tariff craziness is over? We're back to a bull market?
>>60272852>dude I just got here
>>60272931where's the mental diagnostics
>>60272916>underperforming the market
>>60272925Only, and only if, Trump says Thank You to its' allies on Live TV, the allies who started the coordinated slow dumping of US treasuries to begin with.And Vance wears a suit for the occasion.
>>60272944>So the tariff craziness is over?For the next hour. Maybe. Probably not.
>Trump Aide Hassett Teases ‘Amazing’ Tariff Deal Offers, Says Recession ’100% Not’ Happening – @CNBCIt's over
RHM still printing money. EUDEFchads, we're eating god.
The reason why mentally ill faggots are seething over the words 'thank you' is because they've never said it to anyone and no one has ever said the words to them. Foreign emotions will result in bouts of anger.>Thank you for reading faggots
>>60272952>And Vance wears a suit for the occasion.Brits demand eyeliner too. It's heritage.
BTC and MSTR doing a little something.
>>60272944not over, but things will be more certain over time. stay strong anon
>>60272852I like how he blames biden for everything while failing to do anything as the current presidentEvery world leader is more intelligent than this orange retard and laughs at his lack of ability to speak proper english
Companies that sell options for for more than 1c above the actual value should go bankrupt. Imagine having a 50 cent option and trying to sell it for 60 cent. Kill yourself
>>60272948>WHERE IS MY COPIUM>>602729445D CHESS; SHOUDVE BOUGHT WHEN THE DON
>he didn't buy SVIX in the $9sYou guys must hate free money
>>60272944yes (no)
>>60272852>wahhh wahhh Biden Biden>Putin respected ME, not Biden!!!yeah that's why Putin is making you look like a weak, dumb bitch by striking civilian centers during "peace talks," he just respects you so much. lmao retard
>>60272918Physical metal? Nah, I am moving so can't store it. I could take a leveraged position on the spot price though something like UGL.
soxl was $8 and I didn't buy
>>60272971>things will be more certain over time.Sauce?I've never seen uncertainty like this globally. And I was trying to trade Forex in 2007/8.
>>60272965Retarded take.There's nothing wrong with voluntarily thanking someone or being thanked.Asking someone to thank you is cringe. On the same level as Jeb Bush's " Please clap"
>>60272985You could buy bouillon and store it at a bank, or a gold ETF.
>>60272952this is the most reddit post I've ever seen here. The seething about drumpf is palpable.
>>60272972>failed to do anythingNIGGA YOU WHAT?! IN LESS THAN 90 DAYS HE FIXED THE BORDER, RENEGOTAITED TRADE DEALS, OPENED PLANT PRODUCTION, REDUCED THE PRICE OF EGGS AND OIL, DEPORTING CRIMINALS FROM THE STATES, AND CHANGING THE BUDGET FROM GOING NEGATIVE 40TRILLION TO JUST NEGATIVE 2 BILLION IN A MATTWER OF 4 YEARS. GOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF
>>60272986But it'll be $10.50 until the heat death of the universe thoughever
>>60272952your hero zelenksky started the war and is leading his country into ruin, comrade.
>>60272992>ASKING SOMEONE TO SAY THANKYOU IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTING LIKE UNGRATEFUL FAGGOTSIf you never thought to yourself or said outloud 'thankyou' for someone else being an inconsiderate piece of shit; then you are sheltered
>>60272846>My prediction: Trump Walks back the tariffs on Mexico and Canada, carves out a deal with the UK and Australia, then adds them to some kind of Super-NAFTA agreement to counter china, in exchange for the other countries giving up a lot of sovereignty and trade policy, with hard trade barriers on all other nations.you're not good at this, stop
>>60272967True, that reminds me I didn't remember to apply mine today, it's over>>60273000LOOOL
>>60273001>migger behavioralways seething and screaming
>your hero zelenksky started the war and is leading his country into ruin, comrade.BRAAAAAAAP
>>60272995I'm looking at increasing my gold position size to 6k to allow it to appreciate based on detoriating value of the dollar for global trade. I have a debt (10k) that I am going to roll to a 21 month 0% apr line that I will use gold in the future to pay off. Now its just a question of how ballsy do I want to get.
>>60272995>buy physcial metals>let someone else hold ituwutm8?
>>60272985I used to carry a 10oz bar in my jeans little watch pocket. That was £10k back then. Gold is easy to transport. Silver, not so much.
>>60273001Oh there he go
>>60273001lol none of that happened, except the eggs thing which they did by importing cheap eggs from Turkey.
Palantir 87 CSP 3 dte Y/N
>>60272972Right, because with Kamala we would totally get anything more than just talking about abortions and trannies for 4 entire years while simultaneously making 0 progress on either platform as they just blame Republicans for everything.
>>60272846not exactly my prediction but the tariffs will be clarified and the markets will giga candle off that news
>>60273012
>>60273001not a cult btw
>>60273019>loolCan you fuck off? No one wants you here, reddit zoomie.
>>60272635>He sold
>>60273025At least you have a chance of withdrawing the actual metal
>>60273001>NIGGA YOU WHAT?! IN LESS THAN 90 DAYS HE FIXED THE BORDER, RENEGOTAITED TRADE DEALS, OPENED PLANT PRODUCTION,He's done none of these things.
What is it with miggers crossing the border into /smg/?How do we solve this problem?
>>60273001Based and factual.
>>60273020>HE THINKS CAPSLOCK IS SEETHING BECAUSE HE STILL HAS THE MENTAL STATE OF A TEENAGER; NOT UNDERSTANDING THE USE OF CAPSLOCK IS TO BE UNSUBTLE ABOUT THE MESSAGING
a painting from putin made trump stop all aid to ukraine and removed all sanctions from russiaPUTIN FUCKING WON
>>60273027I'm moving to China so I would rather not have to stick a gold bar up my ass.
>>60273022>war is now like using heatseaking rockets on people but far cheaper
>all the commie "liberals" are back to seething about drumpf and spamming their cringe humor and reddit takesI hate you and wish you were dead.
>>60272644Yes but not as much as i should have
>>60273059>I'm not mad. Please don't put it in the papers that I was mad.OK, thanks corncob.
>>60273057/pol/ and /k/ having a proxy war here. Once the market calms down they'll leave
>>60273035It was $85 just 3 days ago so I'd say no
>>60273032>NONE OF THAT HAPPENED EXCEPT......STAY POOR FAGGOT>>60273041NOPE; NO MORE A CULT THAN THE TRANNIES AND UHURU
>>60273063Trump is a fucking retarded faggot who has lost the US money. We're on /biz/ so that's the only reason I need to hate him.
>>60273072>ITS DA POLLLLLLLLLShow nose schlomo
>>60273060What an oddly large nosed woman
>>6027305640 mill under 4 years of biden into essentially no immigration under trump isn't fixing things?
>>60273001Can I see some of those trade deals?
>>60273024Better with physical metal in this environment. Miners can go bad quickly in a recession and are heavily affected by fuel costs. (Should trump start a middle east extravaganza)Both are likely.
>>60273066STAY INFANTILE AND POOR! ALL OF YOU TOURISTS GOT DERAILED BY A NON STOCK TAKE. FUN FACT; I AM UP 15% FROM HOLDING SOXL CALLS. STAY PATHETIC AND MENTALLY INEPT
>>60272698I bought svix when vix was 60 and somehow lost money. Just buying spy would've been better than either that or nike
Ukraine LOST
>>60273063>>60272965>>60273028BASED
>>60273080It's both of you
>>60273077>it's not a cult!
>60273095>Russian filename>Started spamming BBCThere it is. These faggots are so obvious.
>>60273032They're feeding them Muslim eggs?
>>60273092>soxl calls>only up 15%whew
Why are poltards so deranged
Why can't you fags just chill?
New trvke, pump nvidia
>>60273108It's all they have. Literally.
>>60273095>BBC porn>Russian filenameVery organic post
Hate to distract from the tranny discourse but it appears we are crabbing back up to open
>>60273045Wasn't it trump fans that came here from Reddit when their sub got closed?That's right, it was.
>>60273091Yeah I dont want to increase my miner position anymore. Spy dropped last week and miners fell through the fucking floor. Sadly I didn't buy more then.
THESE MAROONS ARE SO PREDICTABLE I CAN FORMULATE A STRAT TO GET THEM TALKING ABOUT A TOPIC IN A CERTAIN MANNER JUST BY POKING A FEW HOLES IN THEIR BUZZ WORDS. THIS SHIT IS HYSTERICAL AND ALL OF YOU WHO RESPOND NEED TO RETHINK YOUR WILLPOWER AND EMOTIONAL APTITUDE
>>60273108You'd have some screws loose too if you were a deformed brown manlet
>>60272931>224 poundsHoly shit, couldn't they have picked a more realistic weight?
>>60273001ALL CAPS MUST BE TRUE
>>60273108/pol/niggers have nothing else now that the market is making a reversal
>>60273061>I'm moving to China so I would rather not have to stick a gold bar up my ass.$6k in gold fits in my foreskin. No need for the anal. (Are you American)
>>60273120Yes. /pol/tards were already tards but the wave of miggers made it worse. Even /pol/tards are tired of miggers.
Bessent is in Argentina right now, so he's unlikely to tank the market. Is Trump speaking today?
>>60273116it's actually Bulgarian retard
>>60273036Don't care about your obsession with trans people, line would be going up, orange nigger is line go up repellent. If i could replace him i would because hes a dementia ridden nigger who would be dead if he wasnt wealthy
i fucking hate polfaggots so much for ruining and shitting up smg
Serious question, is the bearrun over? Obviously no one knows for sure but what are (You) thinking. Buy in now? Or is another major crash coming? And yes I missed the dip I admit it. I just want to know if i should quit coping or if Inshould wait.
>>60273095JANNIE!!!!
>US sentiment collapsing>talking live to some literal who from El Salvador instead of an European, Japanese or BritWhy
>>60273079>who has lost the US moneyLmao. Shit hasn't started yet.
>>60273136YOU ARE THE PROBLEM; STOP STANDING IN THE CORNER SHOUTING LIKE YOU ARENT THE PROBLEM. GO TOUCH GRASS
You retards shorted today LMAO.
>>60273149I believe the worse has passed, we'll still be crabbing for a few more weeks but ultimately line will go back up again. NFA of course
>>60273038>>60273018>>60272890>>60272868>>60272911>>60272908>>60272892OK I'm a retard thank you for explaining
>>60273149For now probably. People are burnt out on tariffs news, so trump admin's flip flopping won't move them much. The big thing for bears is now earnings, which most likely won't be as bad as people expect.
>>60273149The thing that's 'saving' the markets right now is the USD dropping. You're not seeing actual growth, you're seeing USD becoming weaker, so everything is going up in price.
>>60273155THESE RETARDS ARENT EVEN IN THE MARKET; THEY ARE TOURISTS OBSESSED WITH TRUMP
It's crabbing. Well better this than crashing I guess. >>60273154Calm down retard.
>>60273161Cope.
MY ASS IS SORE DONALD
>>60273095>faggotPosts gay BBC porn he had saved.
>>60273149I think we're due for massive crabbing with rare intermittents pumpsSource: vibes
>>60272931>tfw resting heart rate of 85I'm probably going to die before I'm 65.
>>60273108Being shamed as being a loser is their fear in life
>>60273149It's plainly obvious to everyone by now that Tariffs are just a pump and dump tool with no real teeth. The fear is all gone.
>>60273148>muh /pol/You leftoids started with the politics itt. >muh eyeliner, thank you, suitCringe beyond belief.
>>60273173>PRICED IN
>>60273177BASED
>>60273148The economic is political and the political is economic. This is Marx 101 :^)
>>60273113bearish
>>60273135I am. I have taken up my position. Gold will be worthless by tomorrow morning. God help all you golden boys.
>>60273076Not bad if I get assigned on 87 premiums are JUICY for wheelin
>>602731481pbtt
Very organic posting in here
>>60273149We have further down to go, but short term is unpredictable.
>>60273166he doesn't have to, we have data here outside /pol/
>>60273149Major crash is in the pipeline. God alone knows how long market can stay irrational though.It will hit when everyone thinks it's safe.
>>60273187Why not wait for it to go down then if you believe there's a risk it tanks?
>>60272883just buy low and sell high, or is it too hard for (you)? already made profits and the day has just began
>>60273161Bobo cope.>>60273184/pol/ baiting>>60273186Zoom out
whats going on
>>60273189You can’t even get the acronym right, are literally all of you bots?
>either /pol/ or discord trannies are now posting their cuck fetish vids on /biz/Fuck off already you broke mindrotted faggots. I'm sick of reading your left-right bullshit in /smg/ of all places.
>>60272931>224 lbs.c'mon, the guy has to be 250 at least. hell, when i was 250 i was skinnier than he is now, all while being a couple of inches shorter.
>>60273198Maybe if he keep flip flopping for years it actually stay crabbin' and never crash?
>>60272931>includes random mention of the shot to the ear>spells it scaring bet they had a good chuckle when they wrote that in
LIVE: Trump holds bilateral talks with El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukelehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI4x1FHfFUE
>>60273206snibbeti snabbity
>>60273151Nobody serious really has anything to discuss. There's no sense so what's the point? Any serious country isn't negotiating with USA. They are just talking to try and find out what the fuck is going on.
>>60273208No I'm pretty sure I did it right.1pbttPostByThisTranny
>>60273203I've got bad luck anon. I'm suprised the TLT and FXI that I bought last week is in the green.
>>60273214Bullish because he can't tweet while he's busy with that meet.>this is how the market works now
>>60273211You'd be surprised how little muscle mass the elderly have, and how much volume fat occupies
>>60273214Watch this will happen and that one dude who was wrongfully put into a torture prison still won't be brought home
Remember folks team Green, not team red or blue
>>60273208It's not a bot, it's our resident schizophrenic jew baggot
Any good options plays to combat le crab? I'm confused at whatever is happening.
>>60273230bulls always win in the end
>>60273162I've probably been in the markets since before you were an itch in your dad's pants.
back in the golden era of /smg/ someone would have shilled this heavily, been called a schizo, made a milly and gloat posted, now you guys just whine about trump/politics all day, half you niggas aint even here to make money
>>60273214why is he so obsessed with El Salvador? Is it just some caudillo politics going-on or what?>>60273227yeah, that's probably it.
>>60273148Name one meme stock that was shilled here in 2020-21 to prove you arent a tourist.You reddit TDS trannies do NOT fit in.
>>60273243No one's making fucking money in a crab market
>>60272643we end the day green and by the end of the week tariffs will be a nothingburger. Everything has been priced in.
>>60273235iron condor maybe? but i wouldn't play crab strategies when a single tweet can send this flying up or down
>>60273245He wants el salvador to host his holocaust camps for spanish people
>>60273149I don't think markets are appreciating that China is becoming fully antagonistic. Not trying to chinkbot, they have the weaker position, but it's not the end of the story just because the news cycle is over.
>>60273246my beautiful, powerful stallions…WKHS
>>60273248Volatile crab markets are the best time to make money.
>>60273243sad but true, i want /pol/ and /k/ to leave
>>60273113WHY IS IT GOING BACK DOWN
>>60273149No this presidency will be a colossal bear run, macro is too fucked, but it might be a while before serious dumps resume
and it's starting to crab back up
>>60273246Aquabounty
>>60273235just gamble
Put $1k into the Fed cutting by 25bps in May>>60273258Wasnt asking you nigger
>>60273186>Gold will be worthless by tomorrow morning.My dear leader Mr brown claimed similar. He sold it all just before I started buying it. Worked out well for one of us.
>>60273246retarded salmonwhat do i win?
>>60273148This was always /our/ board faggot. Redditors and the stock market mix about as well as oil and water. You guys are terminally wrong about everything, imagine actually thinking you'd make money in the markets.
>>60273245Because Bukele is a populist fash former-businessman like himself and will do literally everything he says. They’re the ones who permanently imprisoned anyone with a tattoo they deemed gang related which Trump is taking a page from and doing, but is also sending them to Salvadorean prisons.
how high is your IQ?
>>60273246>2020-21kys newfag
>>60273286BASED
>>60273113>ai supercomputersI cant tell if this is goid or just an empty promise.Anyway crab is life
>there are russian and jeet shill farms that instantly respond to any keywords on any boardIs this bullish or bearish
>>60273214He's going to announce btc reserve after?
"Portfolio not found."
>>60273276
>>60273218Well played, great recovery.
>>60273286except trump was funny then
>>60273061
>>60273243I used to take screen shots of an anons post who loves trading and getting hookersIt was always fun to read
lol TSLA took a nosedive again
tsla is doing a stinky.
>>60273243OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60273292Bukele is a G who transformed a hell-ridden country into literal paradise while you're a troon with a neckbeard and hairy legs.
>>60273292It's a good page to copy
>>60273248short strangles are
>>60273061>>60273309I go to Hong Kong
>>60273246WKHS>THE FIRST EV HYPE TRAIN; THEY WERE GONNA GET THE US CONTRACT IF IT WASNT FOR THEIR FACTORY BEING A SHED
>Crabbing on a massive tariff and halted rare minerals from ChinaLmao
>mfw i bought TSLA calls as a hedge for my puts
I want off of crab king trump's wild ride
I raped so many shorts today. You just know it was some DEI hire that doesn't deserve to be on the trading desk. Get fucked, and I will not rest until every DEI hire is eliminated. LMAO
>>60273324>GPT logo in the backgroundNolan...
>>60273246>meme stockkys fag. All the stocks that were shilled in 2020 were shit EVRI, AGEX, WKHS
>>60273329to be fair, that shit went from like a quarter per share to $20, and you could have easily retired off of it
>>60273248You can but is more risky. Issue is this is a vibe matket so less people willing to risk without real data.
>>60273264>Tariffs? Nah, that's fake as fuck, we pump>NVIDIA will build American made AI supercomputers? That's fake as fuck, we dump
>>60273320>literal paradiseThey can go back then.
>>60273246AND WHO COULD FORGET THE CFL FAGGOT WHO LOST MILLIONS OF HIS BORHTERS MONEY AND DOXXED HIMSELF DURING CHRISTMAS; ULTMATELY AN HEROING
>>60273341>news
>>60273348He's still around on stocktwits
>>60273338they all pumped and we made a ton of money gay nigger. and it was fun
>>60273346Fuck it I might even move there myself some day.
>>60273341They're building the factory in 4 years, which is conveniently when Trump will be out office. Orange retard fooled again.
>flat all dayThis is going to rip to $170 or tank to $145 on 4/17 earnings, no in between
>>60273331And none from Ukraine either.
>>60273354>DW-ACKyou tourists have no idea how comfy we had it. You faggots aren't even worth showing this precious history to
>>60273336Based and purge pilled.
im satisfied with this entry
>>60273363Its going to be Foxconn all over again.
>>60272644Today I sold someTomorrow I will buy someSuch is the 2025 investment strategy.
>>60273320>Owns the largest concentration camp prison this side of the AmericaslmaoDon't get sent there by accident we wont get you back
>>60273377Better times will come again
>a new zatsutabi ep just dropped>watching anime on your c1 tv as you're tradingThis is such a superior way to make a living or waging it's unreal.
>>60273341>in 4 years>in the meantime just increase production on the Texas factoriesThey gonna lose money but whatever. Any investing news on factories is gonna be taken with a grainnof salt
>>60273338nigga i was there every week had some meme stock going parabolic, the vibes were amazing >CLF>workhorse >nikola motors >PLTR ipo >roblox ipo
>>60273393I liked it back when we actually posted stocks and our trades. It is a shame everyone here is a faggot who is obssessed with trump and not making money
>>60273083Got any graphs?
>>60273390>Owns the largest concentration camp prison this side of the AmericasThis only scares people who deserve to be scared.
>>60273400I made good money on CLF while it lasted. I poured over every report on steel production, daily steel roll prices, etc.Also ZIM shipping stuff, too bad those dumb niggers decided to waste their advantages to BUY MOAR BOATS.
>>60273409Real niggas lose money.
>>60273409The market is obsessed with him right now and we are obsessed with the market.Just wait 4 years.
Is the market reacting to the weekend news of the exemptions and not the actual words of Trump saying there are no exemptionsIs the market ignoring Trump now or just a day behind
>>60273424The market runs on vives and hopium until results of these policies start showing.
>>60273424both, which is why AAPL opened $210 then dumped to $205
>>60273424looking for a reason to pump
TINNY WAS A BETTER TRADER AND INVESTOR THAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS!!!!!!>I HATE YOU FUCKING TDS RIDDEN KEKHOLDS AND YOUR INABILITY TO TALK STOCKS OR HAVE A FUN SHITPOST
>>60273424SPY is dumping rn anon
>>60273424yes
>>60273424The bet is that the Trump admin cucks on tariffs. This is being set up to happen imo.
ACK
>>60273409Here are my trades bro
>>60273424Market is still betting they undo all the tariffs they apply tariffs to specific sectors of the economy Which is what should have happened if orange nigger didnt listen to Navarro
>>60273439Buy SPY?
Freshly baked>>60271302>>60271302>>60271302
>>60273384dis gon' git good
>>60273447INTC, IS IT REALLY THAT EZ?!
>>60273456idk, maybe
>>60273463Buy high, sell low
>>60273424The market actually read Trump's post and realized it was full of shit and confirmed that there were tariff exceptions for the goods.
>>60273246I looked up what gayhorse is doing now and it's just some reddit bagholder posting AI images of asian cowgirls t-shirts with bayhorse written on them.
is it possible to bust a nut simply by making huge sums of money?
>>60273453There is no plan, this is why the CHIPS Act is being phased out. CHIPS Act is Biden era industrial policy. Trump admin is scrapping reindustrialization policies while placing tariffs on imports. Schizophrenia
>going red
WHY DUMP?
>>60273491Show me.
>>60273501no one is ever going to make money again so you'll never get an answer
>>60273501if you are on drugs, yes
Lol, lmao
>>60273298Bearish outlook, crab reality
All aboard, next stop SPX 4500
>>60273529Yea good luck with that dude.
>>60273529gooks hate chinks more than amerifats though
>>60273529Sorry Xi but Walmart pays higher
>>60273529President Trump is winningTHANK YOU SIR, MAGA
>>60273529Trump single-handedly destroying the US from within just to turn us into 1980s China
>>60273559>>60273559>>60273559new bread proper
>>60273554CopeSeetheDilateTrump WONkamala LOSTukraine LOSTtrannies LOST
This is what /smg/ is know. just faggots posting fringe social media posts in hopes of getting updoots and (you)s. how does any of this news equal a stock speculation? Should I buy SMGA because this is gay as fuck?!
>>60272635>Stop pumping this market on no news I can't take it anymore editionYou asked and they listened.
>>60273246/tsg/
>>60273567You sound heavily invested in gay sex. Very bullish.
>>60273393Those were comfy times on /smg/
>>60273529>china is the one trying to take a stance against economic bullyinglmfao
>>60273598hey, i made that one!!!
>>60273348Anyone know what happened to big five guy?
>>60273501Yes. Requires some cocaine for maximum effect.
I sold 50% of my portfolio.
>>60272852the war started in 2014 when russian invaded with fake little green men and held fake referreda how was it bidens war? orange retard strikes again
Blasians in space
