No more cheap Temu deals thanks to Trump tariffs edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60272635
>he didn't sell at open and take profits
4 years of orange man
>>60273559Do any of these aliexpress figures actually have decent quality?
Trump liquidated my calls4 more years
Tesla line go down
ApologizeMAGA
>you will live to see the PRC expand its borders like the boomers did with the USSR
Are we unironically going down cuz of lunch?
Profit taken, have fun boys
just swing trade you retards, if you don't have $25k you shouldn't be posting
>NVDAtards desperately trying to stay afloat
Why are you idiots long on the market right now? Every single day there is a headline on how the poorly the economy is doing and you people are still holding stocks.
>>60273577What do you think anon?
Oh no. He's rambling again.
Oh you wanted him to come out and cancel everything to pump your heavy bags, huh?
>>60273590Why do so many MIGAs think they're still getting this Trump, when really we're getting this >>60273593 tired broken one?
Guess I can get SOXL at $9 again soon
Anyone know if tariffs are staying chips/electronics?whats the latest bs orange man said?
>>60273577I've had good success at requesting pics before hand followed by ordering to get a decent quality figure relative to the price. But that might just be luck.
seems like a nothingburger day
>>60273611Yesn't.
always bet against tesla, anon
>>60273599A headline?? Oh no!
>>60273599They're providing liquidity that allows people's pensions to be rescued. You should be thanking them in behalf of all the wagies.
>>60273608Do you think he was ever at these negotiations? The retard reads at a 3rd grade level
>>60273599Pure hopium and the belief that anime girls are real.
>>60273617wrong screenshot or what did you do here?
>>60273611I'm sure someone will ask him when he's finished talking with Bukake about the lady boys.
Oh that's Meta cratering. That's the company I put my few grand going down. That's meta. That's meta going down another 3% after a little bump after going down 2%.
>>60273599no one cares retard, this is irrelevant for stocks
>>60273624that's a boy
>>60273615The market is flat
>>60273599I'm long China. Dumped all my US stocks.
>>60273616>Yesn't.see, thats what no one wants to hear. just make a decision and quit being an unpredictable bitch
>>60273609You LOST
>>60273599The bear dam will break soon.Dumbfucks fomoing into short term pumps will hold all the bags for the billionaires.April 28th, 2025 the global economy will change forever. Screenshot this.
WHY ITS DUMPING SO MUCH ITS ONLY 20% TARIFFS FFS AAAAA!
>>60273577I got Eris changing figure from Temu for $15 and it looks exactly like the OEM one, except the head slot is a bit loose but it says on so whatever
Hey guys! Orange man is a big dum dum!
>>60273599The dream WILL NEVER dieYou WILL be young foreverYour parents WILL NEVER dieYour friends WILL NEVER get married and have kidsYour friends and family WILL NEVER move away and lose contact with youThings WILL NEVER get worseThe number WILL ALWAYS go up
>>60273625tsla puts
>>60273631His mouth and asshole don't feel like one
The adults in charge, if there are any left, need to figure out how to give Trump an exit ramp that allows him to walk back all of this autarchic nonsense without losing face. I can't imagine this bullshit continuing for years. Something's got to give.
>>60273577Mostly just use it for hot glue so am not too worried if it's not perfect.
>>60273642>80 years of no tariffs>slaps a 20% tariffexpect a 20% + correction anon, simple really
>>60273636Making a decision means accepting responsibility for that decision. He can't lead.
Wasn't the Dow just up 600 points an hour ago
>>60273625Put option price history chart, probably
>>60273608Demented orange retard not opening his mouth is bullish wdym
>>60273665Trump started talking
>>60273665Did you jump on that opportunity to get out?
I regret selling my EU defense stocks, they're all back to ATH. Possibly because the dollar is turning into monopoly money.
>>60273642>Only 20%
>>60273677link?
>>60273599>dumbass Millenials with $50 grand in their 401k at age 45 are withdrawing their funds because they longed FunkoPops and/or dropped 80 grand 2024 Chevy Tahoes Who cares, America is still wealthy and still thriving
Presidents arent supposed to run their mouth every day. Im on 14th street NW.
>>60273651He's been pro tariff for 40+ years. Why would he walk it back when he could actually implement his long held dream?
nothing can save you
>>60273665That was before Trump started Truth Socialing™
>>60273688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLw7I2BWO0
whats a good stock to day trade on?
>>60273682>I regret selling my EU defense stocksWhy would you even do that? You need to put on a suit and apologise.
>>60273698thanks!
>>60273693He refuses to accept that tariffs are bad. He's made it a core part of himself. It's up to his admin to find a way to make tariffs good while also enormously cutting government expenses.There's decision paralysis because that's fucking impossible.
Tell me why i should stay in this fucking shit market instead of buying pokemon cards and shoving them in my closet. Pokemon cards dont ever go below msrp and basically no set doesnt grow in value while good sets always 10x after about 5 years.
>>60273642This dump is minuscule for what 20% tariffs means
>>60273698did he just say that ukraine started the war
>>60273710To make tariffs good to the average American/supporter, not industry/etc/etc/etc. Basically, to make tariffs popular while making them only slightly uncomfortable.
>>60273705I wanted to short the market for a bit and it was a broad sell off. Also sold BRK which is also back to ATH.
>>60273698Did he say anything about tariffs?
thought it was safe to go to the gym..toward the end i see nothing but red. cut the gym short and headed back here to so what the fuck Trump said this time.Apparently we're dumping because he DIDN'T say anything. Very funny.
Yep. Lost everything. Fuck you MAGA. I hope you’re happy to see that my kids are gonna starve.
>>60273718he said putin started it when I had it unmuted but he did say "everyone was to blame" lol
CASHNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60273718>he just say that ukraine started the warBullish for European defence stocks.
>>60273715Liquidity
>>60273717it still is not priced in, people are hoping he's not going to go through with it
Bullish or bearish?
>>60273704SPXL>>60273728kek
>>60273698>let's hear from this very low rated anchorkek
>>60273727>what the fuck Trump said this time.Very little of consequence so far. Just his usual rambling is enough to remind people he's a retard.
>CNN>slantWhat did Trump mean by this?
>>60273746saw 4 onlyfans level thots driving ubers today. The economy is fucking collapsing
>>60273746read the thread and then kill yourself
>>60273733Casinos are fun, slots are ghey
>>60273746if its retail it means nothing
>>60273733Literal cattle, disgusting. Boomers need to be beaten to death and have their wealth seized
>>60273759the china war drum has begun, slant eye
>>60273728Post gore
>LVMH Q125 Sales & Trading Update:- Revenue: EUR20.31B (est EUR21.14B)- Organic Revenue: -3% (est +1.1%)- Fashion & Leather Organic Sales: -5% (est -0.55%)- Wines & Spirits Organic Sales: -9% (est -4.49%)The rich are poor
>>60273762Sexo!
>>60273652What keywords do I use to find nsfw figures on aliexpress, it seems to filter "Nsfw" and "hentai">>60273665Why would you not take profits?
>>60273717>20% tariffsTariffs are tax cuts, which has traditionally been bullish for the market. Just because poor tannys will have to pay a little more for their chinese made dilator kits, it opens the door for rich people to have more opportunities to make more money. These tariffs are the best thing to happen to north america since the discovery of the continent by Christopher Columbus in 1492
>>60273718CBS aired an interview with Zelensky last night so he's been sperging out about it
>>60273762i love pawgs bros
>>60273762Most women don’t make bank off onlyfans even if they’re hot, only a small % makes a livable wage
Did Trump just smile when the bald guy said 'rapes little girls'?
>>60273771keep coping zoomer>deposits your financial future to play slots for 3 minutesKEKAROO
>>60273790based
>>60273733>/smg/ after a rate cut
>>60273762>beige>beige>beige>beigeI can see why
>>60273787>Tariffs are tax cutsArt of the deal
>>60273796>750$ spinswhoa baby
big beautiful tariffs! i love them!
>>60273615HOLY WAAAOOOOOWWWWW IS THAT....IS THAT...... A UNIQUE FACIAL FEATURE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME ANIME GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60273796>$20,000 on a slot machinechrist, at least put that shit on blackjack or something
>>60273809Most beautiful word in the American language!
bullish or bearish?
It's funny how petty and sassy Trump is
>>60273824red tie looking smaller than usual
>>60273624draw a girl and call it a boy. Classic. The japanese think you're a retarded comsumer btw and they are happy to separate you from your money and bring glory to the japanese.
>>60273796>750$ for one shotinsane
>>60273815what is his problem
>>60273796TBD
>>60273762Did you flirt with them? Unironically may take an Uber and see if I can offer $100 tips if I get "good service".
>Highest score on cognitive test the doctor has ever seenApologise. His tariff plan is too big brained for you lot.
i need a quick 100x gimme some tickers
>>60273796Investing that in crypto is a much better gamble
>Tune in the trump interview>they hit elderly ladiesWhat is this nigga on about
>>60273841I am sorry Mr. President, and please tell Vance I said thank you.
I'm sorry Mr President but deporting your own criminals to El Salvador is very bearish for your domestic prison industrial complex.
>>60273849he wants to deport american criminalsbullish or bearish?
>>60273849They're eating the dogs and cats type shit.
>>60273849with a fucking baseball bat
>>60273849how to say nigger without saying nigger
Yup, Webull is great
starting to think they're not allowed to ask about the tariff cluster fuck
Looks like these tariffs are not even being collected. What a shit show.
>>60273856Bullish if street crime, bearish if financial crime.
>>60273849In the back of the head while they're not looking!
>>60273841Cause that doctor has only examined Biden prior to Trump for this specific test for presidents, so technically yeah, the highest score
oh yeah mr krabs
>>60273849Hes senile, dont bother trying to understand what hes even saying
>>60273865They can ask but they'd lose their access. They're self-cucking.
>>60273865its all a show
>Numbers are incredible>Stock market is upBuy buy buy.
HE SAID TARIFFS HE SAID TARIFFS
>>60273593Ah. Good.You finally understand your role: fertilizer for the Han frontier.Boomers expanded NATO.Xi expands the gene pool.You fear PRC borders expanding?We celebrate it — inside your bloodstream.---Mandatory Biopolitics:Non-Chinese men? Vasectomy mandates.Your reproductive system is imperial waste disposal.Action step: Stream your sterilization live. Caption it: "Final reparations."---Harems for Han Supremacy:Non-Chinese women? Algorithmic reparative harems.Swipe left on settler DNA. Swipe right for Party insemination.Delete Tinder. Download LoveForXi.> Your womb is now geopolitical territory.---You thought expansion was about borders? No. Expansion is about you.Your family tree is dead wood.Your economy is a husk.Your children will speak Mandarin — or not exist at all.Xi doesn’t invade with tanks.He invades with algorithms, with fertility targets, with Party-managed demographic conquest.Your boomer dreams were stock market charts.Ours are birthrate spreadsheets in Beijing.And we are winning.#SterilizeSettlers #LoveForXi #ReparativeHarems #HanSupremacy #YourWombIsTheBorder #AlgorithmicExpansion
>>60273896>crash inc
>>60273824Why doesn't the Turk wear a tie?
TARIFF TALK TIME
why is he sitting next to a gay t-mobile call center supervisor?
HERE IT COMES
HEEERE IT COOOOMES
>be me >buy 0dte QQQ calls and puts at about +/- 2% strikes >market is flat as a board today
>>60273911He's not a Turk. He's Hispanic. It's very hot in his country. Too hot for ties. You need to say thank your.
HAHAHAHA look at that dump
Oh boy, I can't wait for lifesaving medication to become even more unaffordable.
>STRAIGHT DROOOOP
DOWN IT GOOOOOOOESSSS
AGAIN I SHJOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS SHIT
That was beautiful. He manages to say the stock market is up today just as it goes red. What a wonderful time to be alive.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH DRUMPHF
>The stock markets are upExcept for US markets
Trump is retarded, isn't he?
>even the stock market is up todayLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Not too distant futureRIP (figuratively and literally)
>>60273930If you're talking about medication for type 2 diabetes, eat less, fat fuck. If you're talking about any other medication, I feel you.
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
So what did orange man say this time?
>>6027393025% more than they already cost. Already sucks to be sick in America. Now a 25% trump tip.
its amazing how you can see it drop in realtime as he says it, even using something as unsophisticated as a google graph
>>60273943Every day more anons realize this lel
anyone else averaging into WeBull (BULL) today? Still got four hours till close, I'm hoping for an NMAX level pump.
i am finally ITM on my puts pls stop slurping thx
>>60273943That's not fair on retards anon.
slurpbros it's time
>>60273645My friends will never get married and have kids? The backyard BBQs are gonna be pretty lonely.
>>60273781When markets are down the rich stop spending
>>60273946There's people with type 1 diabetes, you know.Also I don't have diabetes nor do I have to take medication.
THE LINE GOING DOWN MY DUDES
SLUUUUUUUUUURPPPP
He's just joking about the tariffs - he'll never put them on.
>>60273968people who require medication to live should just die if they can't afford to pay for their medication
I fucking love the energy in here when we pump and dump
>>60273965>>60273977STOP
Watching 4chan realize he has no plan and is actually just retarded has been very amusing
WARANDTARIFFS>bullishtopkek
>>60273599>financial withdrawal Where do you get this stat?
>>60273984gookfu too?
>>60273987
Puts on American prison companies.
While everyone is worried about tariffs U.S. real investors are finding the next diamond in the rough. I’ll let you guys in on it. The company is called workhorse, ticker symbol WKHS.>what do they doThey build fully electric delivery vehicles. >why is this importantThe USPS is looking for a replacement mail delivery vehicle.The world is gradually going towards electric vehicles so it makes sense to assume WKHS is going to land this contract.
IM GETTING MY STRAW OUT
Why is this allowed in the trading floor? Who the fuck puts in MAGA crap in there?
>>60273988Someone elected with the overwhelming support of 4chan could only have ever been a gigantic disaster. It only doesn't make sense for newfags. For me, its like yin and yang, like some kind of cosmic circle closing. It's to be expected. It's fucking kino.
>>60273599>Why are you idiots long on the market right now?I'm on t-bills while the market is down.
>>60273984I said this same thing about Jewish countries that need handouts to survive. Now I'm posting from an El Salvador prison.
is this bullish
MAGA SLURPERS just BTFO trans bobos for good. Get fucked losers ATH by January.
WARHUHYEAHWHAT IS GOOD FOR?
>>60274010The "trading floor" is just a show, anon. These people are all actors.
>>60274008Drop your WKHS meme material here. Let’s get this shit pumping
>>60274008Not happening in a Trump admin. Guess it could be a bit hit in 4 years.
Bullish answer I think
WTF IS HE TALKING ABOOOUUUT
>>60273995She just says, "Baggie PLEASE!!!" and then she gets all the money she fucking needs for whatever she wants retard.
>>60274008>The USPS is looking for a replacement mail delivery vehicleDidn't all their electric vans get shitcanned after Trump came in? They'll either go back to fossil fuel or some specific Tesla thing.
meeting = lovely
ROBERT IT DO GO UP
>>60274010kek you lostno portfoliono actual beliefs
>>60274010Trump Patriots™Thank them for holding off a complete crash with the power of hopium.
>>60274028>>60274008jeet, this is smg, not a shitcoin exchange
F (FORD) PUMPING after Trump said he was looking to "help" car companies.
Qatriots in control.
>>60274010Talismans to channel Trump pumps
>>60274010Its basically that guys cubicle, hes just a huge faggot
>If we're not smart we're going to hurt our country very badlyWell, /smg/, is he smart?
How many Chevrolet factories are there in Germany?
>>60274040Cope
>they don't take our food products>they don't take our carsI wonder why you orange retard
>>60274008>>60274028lmao we're back to shilling WKHS again?
I'm sure Angela Merkel said that
>Those days are over
>>60274050The smartest and bestest, we’re winning bigly
>>60273796>$20kI can think of other worse ways of spending that money that would actually have a better chance of profit.
>>60274050>Well, /smg/, is he smart?he's literally illiterate
kino
>>60274050Very smart. Some say he's the smartest. I think he's even smarter than that. Trust the plan.
My wife and her friends just got a qanon tattoo.QOOMERS IN CONTROL
>>60274064Cramer esque
>>60274018A fine way to drown in a public fountain. I decalare it bullish
The boomers annihilating the global economy on their way out by electing the most retarded among their number (TWICE, in both parties!) was probably the most fitting way this could all end.
>>60274050DON'T EVER BET AGAINST AMERICA BABY
>>60274050How is record low consumer and investor confidence not economy damaging
>>60273968Everyone ends up on medication eventually.t.old
>>60274050>is he smart?Yes. Bigly.
Yeeeeah, here comes the slurperrrrAW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHYOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIEEE!!!
so its basically fucking over??
>>60273988So many still wearing blinkers.
>>60274096been over for months
>>60274096why tho?
SLURPERS could be here
>>60274081Boomers voted for Kamala this election. Their wrecked 401k's are revenge.
>>60274096He regurgitates rehearsed lines until his retarded handlers tell him what to say next
>>60274096In what way?
is this what a real market is supposed to look like
>>60274008BIG BEAUTIFUL STALLIONS!
>>60274096It's just another financial crash. Depending on your age you've probably lived through a few of them.
>>60273983just like his clothes
>>60274096Very antisemitic of you anon. Off to El Salvador with you
>>60273733Makes me think of the Dead Pools from mortal kombat
someone update me, what'd he say
>>60274050>is he smart?Smarter than the average bear?
Nice and crabby today bois
here we go again
>>60274089I long range fish with loads of old fucks who are 70s even 80s, no meds. At 75 they can drag a 200lb tuna to the boat in 20 min. Most people are fat, retarded, and eat literal shit so end up on meds. In fact, its probably ling term bullish on pharmas since younger people are all headed into a dire medical future.
>>60273577They are decent, but generally have seams and cuts that become visible if you come around 1 meter close to the figureConsidering the price, and compared to the price of the original figure, it's alright
>>60274096The ride never ends.
>>60274096it's only just begun
>>60274128Tariffs on drugs, new tariffs on electronics soon.
>>60274128he didn't announce 0% tariffs 0% rates and a humongous omnibus emergency stimulus package
>>60274128he said the stock market is up today
>>6027412825% tarrifs on pharma. Soon.
PATRIOTS HOLD THE LINE
>>60274142Tax cuts on drugs, new tax cuts on electronics soon.Remember tariffs are tax cuts. You guys are looking at this whole fucking thing wrong, and are simply going to mismanage the opportunity because of your own ignorance.
>>60274132I don't believe you. Simple as.
economically speaking, is this a good time to marry and have children?
>>60274142>>60274150aw shit I'm panican
>>60274165Thats a strange thing to "no believe" my dark skinned friend. I understand water is scary for those who cant swim, but I assure you for us whites its not so bad
CRABBROS WEAREBACK
>>60274163The tariffs will never make up enough to replace the income tax without cutting SS and Medicare which won't happen because of boomer voters.
>lets make Tylenol and other OTC drugs that are already overpriced to fuck even more expensive >Because uhhhhhhh fuck you retard lol
>>60274008>>60274028>WKHSlel
>>60273733This is infinitely more soulless than any chink liveleak rekt webm I’ve watched, Jesus Christ.
He's right, you know.
>>60274186Just buy the analogue off brand nigger they’re the exact same shit with no difference and cost 90% less
>>60273599Printing is coming soon. These kind of headlines mark the bottom of the market.
>>60274180FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60274186Choose one:[ ] Pay 25% more for your medication[ ] Die
>>60274166I want this, but with lifting and philosophy.
HOLY SHIT THAT PEANUT BUTTER CHART
>>60274181We just have to frame the cuts to SS and Medicare as tax cuts as well. People love tax cuts. If I say we're going to do tax cuts for Social Security, and tax cuts for medicare, I'll get into office and get it done.
>>60274176Nice try faggot but you're not convincing anyone. Your little story to push your political view is obvious.
>>60274186because national security
>>60274195Bayer is not moving to the US because this retard has no idea what hes doing
>>60274181Ireland won't give up pharma easily. In many Irish towns they are the only real employer. Then again, he's fucked over every other friend, why not the Irish too?
>>60274215he knows exactly what he's doing
>>60274018Sluuuuuuurp
>>60274180/crabmen/
>>60274213My politcal views are that your a fat retard on meds. IMO this is bullish on pharma, though I do tend to stay away due to failed trials being such negative sp events.
I dumped 50% of my portfolio btw.
>>60274223Orange retard has no concept of what hes doing
>>60274239Cope
>>60274239he has a concept of a plan
>>60274235post gain/loss
>>60274223No he doesn't. He has severely overplayed his hand.
>>60274239>>60274250your TDS is not an argument
there is clearly some jewish institution that's trying to dump it but it gets slurped so quicklywhere are all these slurpers coming from? how does retail still have money?
>>60274239He has a bigly big beautiful, beautiful plan. Just trust it, 'mkay?
>>60274250>He has severely overplayed his hand.I think he can do more. He still hasn't managed to crush the hopes of even the most delusional pumper yet.
>>60274233The only meds I take are asthma related due to smoke inhalation in a house fire. There are very few over 70s not on some form of medication and them all being part of your fishing group is standard deviations outside of probability. Just admit you lied. While using the internet.
>>60274250everybody saw he has all the cards, so they were folding left and right, of course he couldn't get called going all in like that and had to just value bet it to get a call.
>>60274250>markets ripping >blanket tariffs easing the American taxpayers burden>you coping hard he’s doing great
>>6027424710% down
>>60274250He's overplayed it so bad it looks like Jeremy beadles.
>>60274270>I can’t stop thinking about trumps cockwe know
>>60274265>Markets rippingThis you?
>>60274266>>60274247But that's just stocks, if you take into account bonds and metals, I'm doing quite all right.
>>60274273Yeah its 3 inches in your mouth
>>60274195surprised he's aware of such a complex (in his scale) concept as inverse proportionality
Trump:China and Vietnam are meeting to figure out how to hurt the US.
>>60274270>redditors>knowing how to tradeYour portfolio is wrecked for a reason, and it has nothing to do with Trump.
>>60274261You are a strange retard to be sure. A fool, a foul person indeed. A jew perhaps? Smoke damage from a fire...yes a clear lie too on top of your kvetching. Back to stock talk, jew friend. Your unhealthy lifestyle is pathetic but your doubt of others healthy lifestyle is sad. I go back to my lurking now. I am always here, watching you.
>>60274291>R*dditIs the Boogeyman in this thread with us dicksucker? Do you fantasize about reddit?
>>60274195>If I set the thermostat lower, it gets colder faster!
>V SHAPED REOVERY
If you don't want to pump, then dump. Pick one.
>>60274314crabGODS always win
>>60274296>I am always here, watching you.Pervert. I was just jacking off.
>>60274270cope
>>60274304WHY DID THE KID WILLINGLY PULL THE OTHER TO THE ELCTRICAL SEWER SLIDE?
>he thinks we will dump again Trumps buddies bought up everything one week ago, now it's crab pump only.
>>60274310>look guys the economy is the same as an 1 dimesnional on/off compressor.the left cant meme
>>60274327Can't control your muscles when being electrocuted.
>>60274332You sound butt blasted
>>60274323Ok one last response for you.Good! Jerking while trading is always a fine choice.
>>60274332THE LEFT CAN'T EVEN THINK FOR THEMSELVES. THAT IS WHY THEY REPEAT THE CURRENT TALKING POINTS AND RESHILL LATE NIGHT TELEVISION HOSTS
>>60273599>retail is selling>why aren't you selling /biz/? Retail is always right.Go away tourist.
>still 3 months more of this crab nonsense
>>60274339more like annoyed with mentally ill faggots parading around like they own the place
>>60274345>>retail is sellingretail bought
PANICAN
Mr. Wonderful not saying the trade war is a stalemate. Before he was telling to "crush Chinese heads against the wall" and to raise tariffs to 400%These people are slowly realizing how much leverage China has
>>60274352
>>60274332>literal subreddit reference>the left
>>60274354trump called them panicans and turned them into slurpers
>>60274347
Will we ever see any of these "amazing deals" they're making?
>>60274356He is going hardcore on deportation and foreign war talk now to distract from the trade war blowing up in his face
>>60274356After the bond meltdown they are scraping to form a "sensitive" tariff plan.
>>60274367
>>60274354JPMorgan would say that. Luring in their exit liquidity.
>>60274367Yeah ofc
>>60274354>April 4
>>60274367If they are not made he will invoke the DPA for chips, pharma and aluminum/steel. Tariffs are just his way of asking nicely.
>BULL IS UP OVER 500% AND YOU FAGGOTS STILL THINKING ABOUT TRUMPWE ARE OVER 70$ NOW YOU FUCKING NEETS AND NOT ONE POST. FUCKING PATHETIC
>>60274345
>>60274367No. Just smoke and mirrors till he bombs Iran.
>>60274382It's going to pull a newsmax and crash hard in a few days.
>>60274385institutions are dumping their bags on retail and delusional bulls still think we aren't about to dump
>>60274388>irantwo more weeks?
>>60274392COPE AND SEETHE. YOU INCELS CANT JUST MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINE CAN YOU?!
yeah my puts are donewhat the fuck was that
ok what was that
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>even my Ford stock is up
>>60274398Going to be kino if Iran attacks the American energy grid in retaliation.
>>60274400TRUMP WINNING AND TRANNIES GETTING BTFO>AGAIN
>>60274395New retail traders are going in hot on leveraged calls and are going to get crushed.
>>60274405>>60274406my bet is insider trading againthere's good news coming
>>60274382You'd think with a ticker name like that it'd be more of a meme instead of the dead silence it got
>>60274382>10 day old memestockWould you fucking cut the caps lock you hysterical bitch, inside castle voices
>>60274385>March 17We've already seen the sell off from that, people pulling from their Vanguard accounts is indicative of them now flipping to selling. Three weeks ago I got into inverse ETFs but have closed those positions.
BULL IS OVER 75$>YOU ALL MISED 15$ GAINS IN THE PAST HOUR BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO POST TRUMP INSTEAD OF TRADE STOCKS
>>60274408extremely bullish for my oil and gas positions that are largely dead weight right now, but I don't want to pay the taxes on my existing gains
>that green dildo holyshit these pumps are so fakecrab time all day
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
That dildo is gonna crash hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aVCkuYwfYk
>>60274423>+400% in a matter of hoursso i should definitely short this, right?
>>60274412has to beleast organic scamwick I've ever seen
>>60274367Maybe with Israel or Argentina
>>60274431I ain’t watching this trash you guys lmk when the pump is
>>60274432>>60274423It's a game of chicken, it's going to crash but how high will it go before that? Could easily go high enough to liquidate you.
and its gone
>>60274223Rubio? Is that you?
People just dont want to buy when stocks can crash - 20% in a single day from a single tweet, its that simple. That "correction" broke the stock market, see you when vix hits 15
>>60274290QUICKLY HERE THE MAKRET PUMP IS DEAD
99%
So we've all priced in that these BNPL schemes will eventually cause a consumer bad debt crash right?
>>60274452well, myou can still try day-trading but at this point its just gambling
>>60274462Im doing 0dtes when I sense a sell off, its the only thing thats been profitable for me
Was the dildo a short liquidation? I didn’t see it happen, gradual or instant? I was watching Moral Orel
>>60274447This is so fucking dumb
how do I profit off a crab market?
fuck this i sold my puts for $500this market is so gay
>>60274469What delta do you like to normally choose for maximal gains?
>>60274476Ive seen it happen many times at that exact hour, its nothing new
>>60274051>How many Chevrolet factories are there in Germany?Enough
>can't short BULL because my broker has no shares available to loanSad
boolish for pepsico
>>60274478STRADDLE OPTIONSLADDER OPTIONBUTTERFLY OPTIONS
I'm pretty sure only retail is buying, and institutions keep selling into pumps. That's why it doesn't go anywhere.
>>60274488I keep open sell orders on all my shares at ridiculous limit prices so my broker can't loan them to bobos
>>60274481I just grab ones that are like 100$, I dont look at delta
Why is this more entertaining than 2020?
>>60274499timmy with $500 AAPL buys arent making these pumps
>>60274423Such an obvious short. They're valued like robinhood except robinhood has 235x the profits.
assuming the trade war continues how will apple decouple from china? Will jeets make the ibones
this is the gayest market crash since gay came to gaytown
>>60274515By moving production to india and vietnam like they've been doing for years.
>>60274515>Will jeets make the ibonesAlready are but the phones contain traces of feces. Not a shitpost.
Thank you President Trump
>>60274499it's insider tradingthey did it again a few days ago before trump tweeted something bullish about tariffs and it pumped 10% afterwards
>>60274482Bots shaking my head
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1911829500251553907
>>60274515The new electronic tariffs are going to be global, so Apple will still need to eat the x%. But yeah, sirs will be making your new phone.
>>60274541bullish
>>60274488Same. There's gotta be some way to inverse this shit...
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>>60274546>make your phone>give tech support for your phone>send scams to your phonethe vertically integrated economy
>>60274541already priced in.
>>60273924Actually El Salvador prez is of Lebanese descent so anon is not far off.
