He bought Dell, comfy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60890748
I knew the plunge protection team would come through in the end
>>60891982Thanks for playing
Was gonna post this, but it is more sleepy comfy.
tell me why I shouldn't open a huge SQQQ position
>>60892002RC
>>60892002maybe you actually like having money
HGRAF, the wife changer stock, is still on sale
Tomorrow.645.
>>60891970I'm a NEET and have 38k to fuck around with how do make a lot of money right now sars
>>60892002buy it on margin. can't lose
>>60892013DELL
>>60892013put 10k in HGRAFput the rest in VOO
>>60892008the japanese case is different because their debt is over 230% of gdpwe mock mutts and frenchies for having 100 and something
>>60892013bhai go buy GRRR and ETHZ
>>60892013leverage long the Qs
>>60892008It's astounding to me that people are willing to lend Japan their money for 30 years for a yield of just 3.3%. They're up to their necks in debt with an extremely old population and a stagnant economy. Who the hell is buying these bonds?
Gonna keep opening shorts on nintendo. Shit company since N64. Switch 2 is gonna be wii u all over again. Literally bailed out by pokemon in the 90s and grandma in 00s with the wii. Losing to chad daddies since ps1.
>>60892038>Who the hell is buying these bonds?elderly japanese businessmen who plan to move on to their next life before 30 years are up
>>60892038>Who the hell is buying these bonds?Their own people mostly
>>60892042>Switch 2 is gonna be wii u all over again.did you mean to post this 10 months ago because the switch 2 is already the fastest selling console ever
>>60892042>game consoles would just sit unprotected in the 00s because we were still high trust at the timeVgh
>>60892042The Switch 2 has been out for like a year nowDisney adults don't care about qualityThe difference now is that previous console demand came from parents who demanded quality
>>60892038People who expect JPY to go back to its long term inflation rate of negative
>>60892062with an aging population and inflationary financing from the government?lmaolook at France, 6% deficit and half of that goes to pay the ever increasing old people population
Will Robinhood ban me from buying IPOs if I>request 100 shares of an IPO>get only 1 share>lol sell it
>30 years old>$250k in equities>$200k in crypto>$50k in cashLaid off for the first time in my career.Currently on third round interview...Only got to NEET it up for a month on gibs...I'm really sad bros but Idk how to make more money beside working, I think I hit Coastfire but I just wanna hit actual fire and it a function of fucking time...
EOD pump wtf
>>60892050>shit2 is gonna be amazing brothe shit1 was a thing cause gaming blew so much ass then and zelda ubisoft version meme. The steam deck will run all over this turd.>>60892057>disney adultsbearish to market to old people
>>60892057They are only expected to make 5 million the first year. They actually made 6 already. Funny thing is there aren't any shortages in the US. Available right now to buy. That is weird. People must be poor again. I expect cars and houses to crash soon.
>>60892069Kek who wants to work into old age. Doesn't matter how much they raise retirement age here. Im out of the wagecage if I ever get to a certain age.
>>60892070ye
what the fuck was that 10x shit n piss scalp play
>>60892086Depends what they mean by work. I'll gladly shit post and invest until I die. Just not going to be a wagie.
>>60892076why are you talking in the future tense as if the switch 2 isn't already a huge successare you a bot that was programmed last year
>>60892086>wantyou won't really have a choice unless you made it already
>look how creative we aret.market
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>60892105+0.35%, comfy
>>60892105I'm up somehow
>>60891943>What are the implications of the nips doing this?Basically Japan has been using China tier currency control for decades to try and keep the debt low. By forcing their massive corporations to buy the debt cheap and keep it low. But even all their banks can't force the rates to be lower. Ironically they got their long term inflation they wantedBUT they still have a population that was so used to stagnation for decades that no one wants to have kids and expand. They need strong family focused reform
EOD pumps are so gay
>>60892105+.65%
>>60892105I'll be back, going to jack off to bad ending girls.
>from down 2.5% to flat thanks to EOD pumpthanks i guess
>>60892038>who the hell is buying their bonds Their central bank
>>60892112Increasing the birth rate would require very regressive social reforms that noone is willing to do so it won't happen
>>60892105A little under -1%
>>6089210525% gains on my PLTR calls that i got lucky and sold the top today, sold some AMD puts expiring 9/19, ez $650 premium
>>60892105-1.27%Bought the SVIX top and exited and was my only trade for the week
Is this bullish for a psychedelic meme?
>>60892105+0.79% all in on PMs
How do you trade?
>>60892112>>60892008>>60892038You need to understand. Their central bank owns 50% of their debt. Literally half. To put that into perspective, the US Fed owns $6.6 trillion of $37 trillion which is only about 18%. And the rest is held by by insurance companies, banks, and pension funds. Japan has been on a fake money cheat since the 80s
>>60892042Isn't Snoy in a worst financial state than Tendies?
>>60892105Today: -0.40%This Week: -1.05%This Month: -1.05%This Year: -35.41%I need stocks to start going back up soon or it ain't looking good
>>60892141I click the green buy/long button
>>60892141i buy when number is increasing and sell when number is decreasing
>>60892002>betting against tech>ever
>>60892105Today: +0.55%This week: +0.27%
+0.28%, still 65% cash.
>>60892147not sure what their financials look like right now but during the wii u years (the worst state the company had been in since before the NES) nintendo was sitting on enough cash to pay for like 20 years of operating expensessony on the other hand... lol
>>60892105-0.04%my family is breaking down my door
>>60892135Which ticker? I just bought a psychedelic ticker also today
>>60892105best day so far this week
not that im complaining. but what the fuck caused that power hour megapump recovery? any news?
>>60892172Compass. I'm a multi year baggie but I've averaged down. Loaded up a little when it crashed on phase 3 for no good reason. Megabullish at this point, wish I owned more.
>>60892162>nintendo was sitting on enough cash to pay for like 20 years of operating expenses>sony on the other hand... lolI wonder how true that is. I keep hearing about how Nintendoomed they were and how they're going to be 3rd party during the Wii U era... And yet they're still alive and breaking records today.Meanwhile, during the same Wii U era, I keep hearing about how Sony's finances are dogshit worse than Nintendo and will go bankrupt soon any time now... And yet they're still alive and breaking records today.Who the fuck is even right anymore?
>>60892178retail freaking the fuck out means cheapies
>>60892093if ONLY i had bought SPY 643C for 2cents 30 minutes ago i would have made it. why is life so unfair
>>60892141I buy and sell stocks/ETFs
>>60892150How do you know if the number will keep increasing?
>>60892172What did you get? Atai?
>>60892128Put me on a plane and I will increase the birth rates
FIGMA
>>60892141cozy dividends
>>60892194I guess. I play fighting games so I'm good at guessing.
>>60892194I pray a lot
>>60892180 >>60892196I like that one, I would hold it. PSIL ETF looks uber bullish right now, so all tickers should hopefully breakout soon. I bought $STIM they're in that ETF.
should today be the last day for HGRAF to be in red mode? 300k short shares available now and todays dip doesnt make sense on good news. high chance of warrants being activated so the path upward should be clear now
>>60892194number is always increasing fren
>>60892194The same way I know every woman in the room wants me and every man in the room wants to shake my hand
>>60892199>-15%how the fuck lmao
>>60892042I just booted up my ps vita again today, it actually has games on it
>>60892141I get paycheckI spend paycheck to surviveAny leftovers go into an index fundLine go up because of dividend yield, share buybacks and profit growth. Line also go up because of speculation, but that's temporary.I'm not retiring for another 30 years so plenty of time for line to go up.
>>60892229>vita>games
>>60892212>suddenly went from 10k to 400k shares available to short todaywhat the hell causes this? shorts covering? warrants exercised?
>>60892143>Japan has been on a fake money cheat since the 80sWhy is their inflation so low then?
tell me why Tendies is a bad investment given picrel
>>60892038What will happen to Japan if their economy suffers catastrophically and they also dont accept immigration? Non faggot answers please. Just be objective. What does life look like for the average Japanese in 20 years
>>60892105>sold my googlies last thursday Actively considering suicide rn
>>60892234So youll be a poor wageslave until your old and your body doesnt work but youll have money
I've been holding 21 shares of META for 2 years now and I have no idea how they make money or what they do outside of providing a platform for boomers and another for whores advertizing make up products.
>>60892276ads
>>60892276>platform for boomers and another for whoresturns out these things have value
>>60892264I like having a line that goes up. Gives me a nice feeling of security.At my current rate I can probably retire much earlier but things always go wrong.
>>60892276boomers don't know how to use adblockers
>>60892105Up 0.90% today, down very slightly for the week so farI didn't even look at the numbers today, but maybe I'll buy more soon since we're apparently getting the rate cut
>>60892276
>>60892141Divvy snowball
>>60892315
It's over
>>60892225I said this a little less than a month ago when it was pumping to $90:Figma is a good company on paper, but it still only generates 1 billion dollars of revenue annually. It is still terribly overpriced which is why I bought 50$ Jan 26 puts. My only regret is not purchasing more.
>>60892327>380 millionImagine thinking this is anything other than an additional operating expense.
>>60892105>-1%It's over. My portfolio will never go up again.
>>60892327>>60892069Makes me think
>>60892327Well, well, guess they solved the budget hole...lol
>>60892327eurocucks are so jealous of american tech supremacy, all they can do is try to be sore losers by fining the companies, their entire population and government relies on american tech
>>60892299>but things always go wrong.They always will. Everything bad that can happen, will happen, and everything will continue to get worse. There is no such thing as rock bottom. Cherish the happy moments when you have them. They are few and far between.
>>60892328can you post a screenshot? ive never played deep otm and long dte options, curious about those gains
>>60892327what does france even produce? ubisoft games? garbage little cars?
>>60892328i used figma in my last tech job and it's awesome, i'd say miles ahead of powerpoint for corporate stuff and it's capable of so much more, i don't know what the sticking point is, maybe the licenses and subscription are too expensive for most businesses?
>>60892361E*trade doesn’t update in AH. I will post the gains at market open tomorrow because right now, they’re sitting at +$30 each. Figma pumped today before close.
>>60892369France has devoted their entire economy to tourism, expensive dining, and Prince of Persia sequels.
>>60892235More than the switch
>>60892369Cheese, wine, and lawsuits
>>60892249if you knew that answer you;d be a very wealthy man
>>60892384Negative interest rates? Cash moat heavy economy? Disparity between bond yields and currency valuation?
>>60892361Long dated and deep itm is a lot like stock on leverage. Bunch of caveats there, but the delta will be high and theta low.
>>60892308I helped an 80 year old at work this weekHe had ads in his phones app tray, a UI booster, 3 cleaner apps and TWELVE different sudoku apps
>>60892411Do you pay any attention to 2nd and 3rd order greeks? (I know gamma is technically 2nd order)
>>60892416kek, that also happens to middle aged women too
>>60892373I think it’s the opposite. Their subscriptions are too cheap. I’ve seen people boast about it being used at nearly all Fortune 500 companies, but it really hasn’t spread to smaller businesses. It’s a catch-22. Either they charge an appropriate price and alienate smaller companies to generate more earnings or they rely on word of mouth while keeping their current enticing pricing. They really needed blowout earnings.
MOTHERUFCKERS, THIS WEEK WE GOIN HAVING HEAT.>EXXON>RAYTHEON>LMT>RHEINMETALL MOTHERUFCKERSSSS HEAT INCOMING!?!!??!?????
>>60892105-.34%That's what happens when i diversify instead of just putting everything in google and calling it a day.
>>60892428Still no Rearden Metal.
>Figma stock collapses 15% damnDAMN They're 41% down from their IPO at the end of July BEWARE KLARNA BUYERS
>>60892073depending on where you live/laws you may want to form your own company to help protect your assets, you can trade your company's account and potentially pay yourself a salary (gains go into your 401k and you give yourself a matching contribution), plus write off expenses. You are a business anyway, why not be your own business which you can keep even if you work for someone else later also.
>>60892428>>60892442I'M ALL IN OIL AND DEFENSE SHIET. FUCK. THIS WEEK BETTER VENECONGOLIANS BRING SOME MOR DRUGGIES AND IRAN STARTS SMART MOVES FUACK.
>>60892416>a UI booster,a what?
>>60892450You ok anon?
>>60892444I am literally going to do the same thing I did to FIG to Klarna and day trade it to buy OTM puts on it. That’s only if it explodes in the same way FIG did.
>>60892457>pic relatedNO1GGEEEEER
>>60892456Some UI thing that "makes your phone run better" but was loaded with adware
>>60892457He lost it.
>>60892105Green day
>>60892464so he downloaded more RAM?
>>60892421Nope, maybe some anon can give help there though.
>>60892105
>>60892252Japan recovered from two nuclear bombs in a generation. They will be fine. But they have to keep non-japanese people out. Those things are way worse than nukes as evidenced by what has happened to Europe and America.
>>60892128Just impregnate the robot wombs, have the state raise the children, and imprison people who complain. Probably the route China goes.
I will raise the Japanese birth rate. They don't even have to pay me for it.
>>60892105>TuesdayExcellent! >WednesdayRed but nowhere near as red as Friday and it's all Nvidia's fault. I'm tired of these cunts. If we dare get close to $180 again I am so out of it.
>>60892450A bigass ribeye, a potato AND two crappy beers for $20? We didn't know how good we had it...
>>60892496this is why they have to keep gaijin out
>>60892252Japan has this habit of waiting until the last possible moment before implementing radical change and recovering. I would not be surprised at all of they just don't do anything until 2035 and then go crazy. Like nationwide 4 day work days, enforced 8 hour work days, and opening up to immigration for only the wealthy
>>60892444Eh, Figma isn't down from their IPO price, instead they are down from the close of day price on the date of their IPO. Actual IPO price was around $35, I got shares at $33.
>>60892528>opening up to immigration for only the wealthyI was under the impression that it's already easy to immigrate if you are wealthy. I know that US citizens can basically stay in the country indefinitely as long as they have plenty of money and don't try to work.
>>60892421For deep OTM, theta is the only Greek I pay attention to. Implied volatility and time decay is important when pricing far out expiration options. I bought too soon when it went to $90 because I could have waited to get them at 3.20 instead of ~4.00.
>>60892535technically burgers can only stay six months a year in three month intervals but its not really enforced
>HPE earnings: beat Q3, lower Q4 guidance>+0.0%
>>60892541>burgers can only stay six months a yearWhen was this added? I thought the only rule was that you had to leave and come back every 3 months.
>>60892541Does that include the English teachers I see on YouTube?
>>60892485>Just impregnate the robot wombs
>>60892551They have visas, which are needed for work. You don't need one just to go there, though. You can just show up.
>>60892550its always been that way blud>>60892551nah only for tourist visa
>>60892450I have about 3400 into domestic oil production on the thesis of iran sanctions
>>60892583>iran sanctionsTrump sanctions do not matter. The BRICS are working together to side step those, and the rest of the world is tired or Trump and US policy.
hello niggers, I will be 23 soon. I am a virgin. I want a gf so bad.Don't forget to stock market or somethingkind regards, teenage girl enjoyer
>>60892604Im not talking about Trump, I'm talking about Iran and OPEC+ not exporting to the US in retaliation of their assistance to Israel during the Yom Kippur war. Macro conditions are almost identical 49 (7x7) years later
>>60892606Go pay some third world whore to allow you to stick your dick in her holes so that you can realize sex is overrated.
>>60892608Interesting, can you explain a little more, I am not sure I am getting the big picture.
>>60892615I want a gf so bad.
>>60892105+0.7%
>>60892606>>60892629GFs are overrated
why didn't you listen to me?
>>60892628>80s>war happens, US aids Israel vs Iran>later, oil exports stopped, amid weak economy, record interest rates (18%+), and massive inflation>7 is auspicious in jewish custom>49 = 7x7>we have similar weak economy, high inflation, and interest rates, and the current war started literally 49 years later to the date
>>60892141Trade? That's preposterous I simply buy 300$ of broad market ETFs weekly (outside of work 401) and do nothing else. I like coming here and shit posting tho
>>60892644Further, according to benner cycles, 2026 is a market top - not a crash but a good time to exit some assets, so this lines up with the macro staying weak, the war finishing off and the US being punished
>>60892644>>7 is auspicious in jewish custom>>49 = 7x7>>we have similar weak economy, high inflation, and interest rates, and the current war started literally 49 years later to the date
>>60892105+3.75% mostly from GOOG
I think this image explains the entire stock market.
>USARIt was a mistake to put 1500 bucks in this. i FORGOT you guys are retarded and only make shit calls 90% of the time.
so whose stocks should I plagiarise other than Pelosi bros?
>>60892390Japs look down on shit like landlording, houses are not investments they are for living in. So when a house is a ruined piece of shit from the 1950s they don't do dumb shit like try to refurbish and flip the wreck, they just tear it down and build a cheap new one. Japanese people in general are light spenders and penny pinchers, willing to live in tiny apartments and go to public baths.
>>60892721>and go to public baths.I've heard gay shit happens there. And they don't even realize we think it's gay.
>>60892105Down .94 percent, wtf I thought the market only goes up?
>>60892069>destroy your country so your decrepit irresponsible parents/grandparents can keep partying into their 90sI winder why such policies are not popular with people born after 1980, especially those who have seen their teens and 20s pass them by unhappily for the most part due to being unable to afford things that used to be considered normal for youths while boomers insult them for being poor from their hummer trucks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5S-CHxCDpM
My Porsche shorts finna print now they’ve been removed from the DAX. Thank you Porsche hating anon, you’ve made my day.
>>60892729Suckin your buddy's dick is just how you say hello in japan and is why 70% of 30yo japanese people are single.
>>60892746Someone on /sp/ said I should invest in a PorscheIdk if I believe them though
>>60892757>Getting business advice from a /sp/astic
>>60892606Saying you want to fuck a teen girl when you're 23 is much less controversial than you think, try flipping the 3 and 2 around and suddenly you have my problem.
That Pelosi shit kinda makes me want to play AVGO earnings BUT I WILL NOT.
>>60892756I studied abroad there and I heard a story that may or may not be true about a birthday party that happened in the dorm and was basically just a circlejerk. The dorm had a strict no-girls-allowed rule that probably made it gayer than average.
>>60892148>I need stocks to start going back up soon or it ain't looking goodWe are at all time highs retard stop buying meme stocks
>>60892009>wife changerDo you know where you are? More like "wife-getting," although in this case probably just "bagholding."
>>60892105+1.74Feels good not having to worry about bags of Canadian garbage.
>>60892148please just put 90% of your portfolio into VOOyou are actively losing money trading
>>60892148how are you negative -40% for the year?
>>60892824He panic sold in April like a retard
>>60892148This is impressively bad.
>>60892819This is my small gambling accountMy my account is +7% this year, it's made more than my gambling account has lost
>>60892853>This is my small gambling accountAnd you won't tell us the dollar amount? How fucking rich are you, bro?
>>60892855If I combine the accounts I'm in six figure hell
>>60892862>six-figure hellI have to remind myself that six-figure hell is a good problem to have but man, you feel like you're running in place most of the time.
>>60892249Inflation measures rate of change in price, Japan cheats by always having been insanely expensive.
>>60892862>>60892871Though, i should add, my main account is solidly in six figures on its own. The gambling account is not, currently... It was, but then I withdrew some last fall to transfer to the other account, and then I lost a bunch, obviously.I also have some retirement accounts that combined are also somewhere in their own six figure hell. My total net worth across all accounts is somewhere in six figure hell too, though I should be exiting that 2Q 2026 if all goes to plan.
>>60892880>>60892862I am going to guess: your net worth is around $800k.
>>60892884Pretty close, yeah
>>60892887Am I also correct that your gambling account is currently close to $50k?
>>60892892Nah, not quite
>>60892862i'M AT 2M AND IM FEELING POOR. Like unironically lol.
>>60892909Yeah, that's an issue. No matter how big the number gets, it will never feel like enough that I can just blow it on frivolous things. It's one of the reasons my ex broke up with me, because I said I didn't want to spend the money to go travel Europe with her and her friends(I didn't, but I also didn't want to spend 2 weeks with her friends in Europe)
>>60892922based cheap bastardwomen were a mistake
>>60891970So when will I see a green day out of Nvidia?
>>608929098 figure hell is worse than 7 so youve got that to look forward to
>>60892922>>60892909This sounds like a dumb question, but have you ever just considered putting it into a trust or establishing a legal arrangement for allowances and advances?
>>60892943For what purpose?At $2m, it might make sense, but the fees will eat into it...
>>60892943trusts are pretty complex. my wealth is spread between tax shelters, taxable accounts & some tied in my business itself.im only late 20's so want to remain liquid as possible.
>>608929428 figures means you can live very comfortably off dividends and still have a milly to trade with. Once you get to $20-30m you can start buying frivolous shit and not even miss the money.
>>60892956
>>60892956yes, I dont need much, once I hit about 3m ill have enough i could *retire*. I know I won't though i enjoy doing my own business. I know if I stop ill probs stop getting pussy as i get soft. girls are so fucking stupid though holy shit.
>>60892949> it will never feel like enough that I can just blow it on frivolous things.This statement. If you’re worried that you can’t control your spending, you can limit it with a legal arrangement.1. The fees won’t eat into it because I’m not suggesting a mutual fund or a managed account. You would still control your account and trade like normal.2. The legal arrangement would be with a CPA. You would likely have to make a contract which outlines the goals and limitations both parties have and the amount paid to the CPA for the work they conduct.>>60892951The other guy seems like he’s just living off of trading. I wouldn’t suggest this to anyone trading using other assets or means as collateral.
>QLD is up 159% in the past 5 years. >32% a year returnsNo one in these threads is beating this. Wasting all your time when you can just go 100% QLD and forget to become rich
>>60892148>>60892829I think my forex account looks like that (I put $200 into it 4 times over the last few years)Turns out my investing account is doing great though
>>60892992>>32% a year returnsI'm up 40% so far this year
>>60892980>This statement. If you’re worried that you can’t control your spending, you can limit it with a legal arrangement.I think you misinterpreted my statement. I'm not worried about blowing it on frivolous things, because I never would. That's why I'm a miserable piece of shit. I have a bunch of money saved up, but I refuse to spend it on anything that could be potentially fun or enjoyable. One example: my laptop is like 9 years old and held together by literal duct tape. I can't put it to sleep or turn it off normally, or it crashes. The screen has a big crack in it. Half the keys only work if I pound on them (I have a $5 USB keyboard attached right now). I should invest in a new laptop. But I won't, because I might need that money for something else.
nxdr headed to $3.
>>60893004You are 100% QLD or do you have other things?
>>60893010I gamble on mining shitcos
>>60893005I see. Your problem is that you’re bad at spending money, not that you’re worried about overspending money. I’m sorry, maybe I’m just projecting because I’m surrounded by people who are hilariously bad with money. My advice would be for them.
>>60893013Yes, my parents are the overspender types, and part of my childhood became collateral damage when it collapsed (it was fun while it lasted though), so I'm now the opposite way.
>>60892992>and forgetit's a leveraged ETF, you have to pull your money out before the next bear market
>>60892992
>>60893028No you don't. QLD beats QQQ easily even with buy and hold lumpsump or DCA
>>60893047Made a new account and put $50 on a 600k market cap scam stock that goes up and down 8000% a down with a volume of 0. You think I am dumb
>>60893058this is the right way to trade
>>60893058yes i think you are quite dumbjust 0dte blud
>>60893054>QLD beats QQQ easilySince December 10th, 2021, QLD is up 38.86% while QQQ is up 43.23%.Why the fuck is everyone on /biz/ so confidently wrong about leveraged ETFs?
>>60893088You did it one time holy shit. When you do it the second time it's going to say -99
Look at the faggots from the country of the rising sun
>>60893103i'd hope if i fail i'd lose the brokerage at least a few million, not 100 dollars
>>60893110The Nikkei is up 0.84%?
>>60893092>if you bought the top right before a prolonged bear market and did not invest a single dollar after that for years, you'd be slightly under performingwow thanks einstein
>>60893092it is quite silly. i think the SEC doesn't allow new 3x ETFs anymore because of this.
>>60893092Putting 100% of your money lump on a single date at the height of the market before a crash and it's still almost even. Are you a kike or just retarded? Backtest with DCA and tell me what you get or tell me what you get on 10/22/2021.
>>60893122No, they are pumping the US t
>>60892880I wish you luck. You are well on your way. I'll be lucky to get close to that before I die. At this point I'm just trying to leave my family something decent because I'm probably entering the home stretch of my life.
>>60893007Based on what?
>>60893123It's a leveraged ETF. It decays faster during downturns than it recovers during upswings. Do you understand that 1.0*0.9*1.1 = 0.99 and not 1.0?I swear to fucking god none of you people should be allowed to buy anything but VOO.>>60893134How do you know you're not buying the top today? How do you know you're not buying the top next month? How do you know you're not buying the top next year?How do you know the next downturn will be short enough that you'll recover in a reasonable timeframe?It started trading in June of 2006 and its closing price that month was 2.26. After the 2008 crash, it didn't go back above 2.26 until October 2010. Meanwhile QQQ went above its 6/06 closing price in July 2009. QLD will always recover later and you will miss out on gains in the mean time.
>>60893208Have you not heard of DCA? You can back test this. It's really easy. And if you just want to lump sum then lump sum TQQQ after a crash and you will 400% your money
>>60893208I did it for you. December 10, 2021. Your date of choice. $5000 starting and 200 weekly. >TQQQ = $89,814>QLD = $79,428>QQQ = $65,626
>>60893225Are you going to DCA into a leveraged fund during a bear market? I don't understand.
ugh. motherfuck. I have been stock trading since I was 18. im 23 soon. Jfc, my brain is hard wired to trading now. If I dont have an open trade I feel empty, maybe bored? I dont know what to call this. just made a nice 10% return in less than a month, but because I dont have an active position I am restless. What the fuck is this? Why cant I just chill after a big win. I made about what I make in a month doing probably 2-3hrs of work. It's like my life now is always in a trade.
I firmly believe most investors would rather hold bonds, and only don't in order to convince themselves they are "real capitalists" who are "buying a productive asset".
>>60893239outside of the divviecucks most investors dont hate money
>>60893236you're addicted to the dopamine/anxiety cycle of trading
>>60893233Yes?
>>60893005Been there.It still works though!
>>60893239people like line go up. bonds don't offer that
Options traders, can you post>winning trade(s)>date you opened the tradeI want to backtest a few things but historical data is hard to find for free, I'd rather plug the numbers in myself. Losing trades are probably okay too, but I want to look at longer trades (like 30d+), not 0dte stuff
>>60893236It's called a gambling addiction.
>>60893258But you will lose more than you would with the non-leveraged fund. I don't understand.
>>60893270>greater than 30dlmao good luck. my last one was probably 25d double calendar spread, longest was a covered call write on BTU, then a SVIX vertical spread that went for a couple months I think. I have more but these are probably the longest i've held.Let me know what you want more detail on.
>>60893294I just want to know exact contracts (I can look up the relative underlying), just wanna price out a bunch of 2nd and 3rd order greeks and see if there's an overlap
>>60893280Pick any date for me to back test.
>>60893236Here anon, this is your new biblehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfEwmMu9BHqHFwNjIcw9iNNT>inb4 it's forex>inb4 I dont trade the dailyThese are universal psychological hurdles for all trading
$BLSH is collapsing.
>>60893239the point of investing is to make money not to slowly lose money to inflation (bonds)
>>60893297Okay so I understand the principle here is that you're increasing your position at a lower amount so it will grow faster on the way up. I think over an infinite time horizon it will, in fact, do better than QQQ.What I don't understand is why you'd commit to tying up so much capital in a leveraged fund that's shrinking much faster than the market, when you could pull that out and put it in the market for a slower rate of loss, or into bonds or gold or just leave it in cash, and buy back once things start turning around. The purpose of leveraged funds, after all, is to follow a trend. You very much DON'T want to follow that trend down.
>>60893295Alright. August 8th Buy three SPY $621 Puts exp. 12/31 @ 18.84August 8th Buy three SPY $621 Calls exp. 12/31 @ 35.21August 8th Sell three SPY $621 Puts exp. 10/31@ 13.73August 8th Sell three SPY $621 Calls exp. 10/31@ 27.33April 3rd Buy SVIX $17 Call exp. 6/20 @ 2.40April 3rd Sell SVIX $19 Call exp. 6/20 @ 1.55Held till expiration
>>60893149the charts. they don't lie.
yeah im white. yeah I say nigger alot. yeah blacks need to be imprisoned and women need to shut the fuck up. yeah jews run america, yeah im a fucking zoomer, yeah im a chud, yeah im an incel, yeah im redpilled- but you know what? at least I can say im my fucking self alright? not a lot of you fakers can get with this.
>>60893316>the charts. they don't lie.a light read for those who don't understand charts
>>60893311Thanks!>>60893335Imagine if you also got quads though
>>60893309My main method is holding gold, bonds, and cash and buying TQQQ during a big drop and selling once it goes back up. My other account is DCA into multiple ETFs including QLD.
>>60893339i forgot the svix calls werent winning but they were held for a while. I sold the calendar spreads on the 2nd, forgot to mention.
>>60893335it ok if i say nigger because i'm a nigger (poor)
/pmg/ schizos were right, /smg/ sóyboys were wrong. Enjoy your hyperstagflation.
>>60893335bottom signal
>>60893335Based. Except the zoomer part
this is my analysis on QQQ its going to this fvg then going up
>>60893370I confirm your hypothesis
>>60893349>Enjoy your hyperstagflation.I'm not sure. Look at the Switch 2's they are in stock! Implies to me that people are cutting spending.
>>60893335checked
>options>sports parlaysI wake up every morning and imagine my future bugatti
>Goldman: Brent oil to drop to low-$50s in 2026 on glut
>>60893394>GoldmanI believe it
>>60893394Very exciting, looking forward to producer cheapies
>>60893375thanks anon
>open call>open put>wait for line to move>sell the loser>wait a sec to sell the winnerits that easy
>>60893404you sell winner, wait for pullback, then sell loser.
>>60893404*gets whipsawed*
>>60893404>sell the winner twiceWhat did I miss
>>60893381It's STAG-flation. Economic stagnation PLUS inflation. Everyone in power has utterly failed to do their jobs to fight inflation and prevent a recession, so now we get BOTH.
>>60893404>market crabs and you lose on both ends from theta + iv crushBuying naked options is more retarded than selling them
>>60893428holy bearish for humanity
>>60893407If it whipsaws then you just sell them both while they're green.
>>60893428Is this actually true? I mean in picrel, did he say it like that during Jackson Hole? They'll abandon inflation for employment on which they have even less impact?From their monetary policy report:>The Committee is prepared to use its full range of tools to achieve its maximum employment and price stability goals.>The maximum level of employment is a broad-based and inclusive goal that is not directly measurable and changes over time owing largely to nonmonetary factors that affect the structure and dynamics of the labor market.>The inflation rate over the longer run is primarily determined by monetary policy, and hence the Committee has the ability to specify a longer-run goal for inflation. They themselves know it.
>>60893446And even worse is that a lot of jobs are gone because of AI. Or the policies by the admin, some even directly by DOGE. How would cutting help at all against that? Maybe if you go straight to 0.
>>60893446the last bastion of government is besieged. Who wants to be known for being the fire watch when the town burns down? Just double it and give it to the next person.
Jobs report is on friday right ? Americans dump it there right
>>60893446And they know it for a decade.
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>noooo don't inflate the monopoly money that's bad!!!!!!kek bobo tards
>>60893479hey buddy there's still a lil life left in this one
When soxl loses 10-15%, it's really not that bad
Some more XYRAF shilling. Bullish chart.
>>60893431You sound retarded just stick to etfs lil gup
>>60893239Bonds don't beat inflation.
