>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsprev: >>60910134
What if we pump this week and dump next week and the market sells the news on rape cuts? Although I think we're only getting a .25 benis cut.
>>60912267>now let’s do a silly oneAt least chewyanon is pogging
Buy TOL faggots. All time high profits at a slow housing market with interest rate drops imminent at a 10 PE ratio. There are no better risk adjusted returns to be found in the market right now. It's literally free money.
This weeks looks bright and calm. What's stopping be to buy a 5x Mag 7 or Nasdaq x5?
>>60912267planet (NYSE: PL) about to soar in 2 mins if you're quick
>>60912271Chewy anon has long since been dead. I'm now Dell anon. I think chewy falls after earnings though.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60912267Abivax has a nice graph
>>60912278Anon you really need to get out of dellMy prediction.....
>>60912285>no frogCrabbish and based
>>60912289oh shit I forgot to add the webmsorry
>>60912294It’s okay anon don’t let it happen again
How many minutes til we V? Betsmarket is open.
>ASTShttps://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY?feature=shared
>>60912285It's Joever
what the FUCKALTMAN YOU FUCK
hood bros
>>60912298Too late
>>60912307Scam Altman
I have $3k sitting in the gambling account and I don't know what to buy,
>>60912294Bearish
>optionsfags blew up their ports>bogleheads don’t check the market>nobody else here for market opensmg is going to be like bant smg until some more wild tariff shit happens isn’t it. At least I have ASML to balance out my shit MSTR position
>everything pumping micro tranny strategy dumping>one tranny stock manages to ruin my portfolio FUCKMSTR
>>60912288I just bought more Dell. My work here is done.
>>60912315Man rip HOOD puts lmao
>don't believe your lying eyes goy the market maker is definitely not manipulating the price teehee This is why I just cannot stand to be on twitter anymore. The endless gaslighting about the reality that these markets are fake and gay is too much to bear. These assholes will tell me someone was waiting for the exact moment for the hourly candle to begin buying BTC..
>>60912276told you niggas
>>60912315WHY DIDNT I BUY >>60912307>1000%what the absolute fuck? that is that even
Spy 700 eod
This retard Buffett sold AAPL in Q2, lmao
>>60912330Dell should hit somewhere between 129 and 131 this week.
fucking christ i should not have canceled my TMUS $255p order friday to buy SOXL puts instead
>he shorted open
>>60912346with stocks at ATH and their portfolio being 70% cash with rate cuts coming they are probably praying for a crash
>NVDA touches 170 after opening on 166thank fuck I bought the dipalways buy the dip bros
stop crashing oil
>S&P500 up 0.18%>dollar down realitive to EUR by 0.33%Maybe the EU play wasn't such a bad idea after all.
>>60912361>praying for a crashWhat's crazy is the data shows everything is bad but market sentiment has never been higher. It's like a game of chicken and everyone expects the FED to do a secret print (because rate cuts won't be enough).
>>60912385Today I was looking for mid and small cap EU ETF. I'll probably invest in EU soon. Am EU too. Not gonna bet for the US only going up. EU is stable, we will survive.
Told you dumb niggers VZ dumped too hard premarket and I sincerely hope you slurped cheapies
Clnn buy when it goes below 6 and hold it'll make you rich
We buyin AMD @148 or is it going lower?
>>60912367bazed
>open account with interactive brokers>over two weeks and my money is still being held by themwhy is this still legal? the other brokers allow you to link your bank account and immediately get funds into your account. fuck me if i have to get a lawyer just to get my own money back from interactive brokers
I need some biased opinions. Do I >salarymaxxx or >tradermaxxx?
>>60912417>my own moneyit's not your money anymore, read the fine print
>>60912417why are you using anything but fidelity or schwab
TQQQ yes
>>60912417>in this episode of stock gamblers: anon discovers cash settlement
thoughts on NET?just reached 2xits just before its ATHshould I hold for years or get rid of it? even 4cuck uses it lol
Dell isn't supposed to go down! What happened to my $3 a week? >that's a joke, guys
I TOLD YOU TODAY WOULD BE THE DAY THIS LITTLE FUCK WENT GREENBIG ANNOUNCEMENTS AT CLIMATE WEEKWATCH THIS SPACE SIRRR!
>>60912441>20k jesus CHRIST lad
>>60912422>>60912423>>60912435why do you willingly take jewish cock in the ass?
>>60912435my brok don't have this problem and i trade with unsettled funds all the time and deposits are instant
why are my precious metals mining stocks plummeting when gold is soaring?
>>60912443Asian Palantir saar is very goodly company my friend :)
Attention /biz/raelites, I'm all in Adobe (ADBE), proceed to pump my bags.That will be all.
>>60912449by ass is cock free I will have you know
>>60912392there is room to rebalance. A few sectors are really expensive compared to their usual metrics
>>60912464>its okay for the jews to hold onto my money against my will for as long as they like!!>FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT YOUR MONEY, THAT'S ANTISEMITICwhy are americans like this?
>>60912328I can start posting about my imaginary gf and gym adventures if you'd like
>>60912476are you implying there is even a single brokerage that isn't jewish
How is it called when you clear way much more money just by occasionally pushing a button than by waging 8 hours per day everyday?
>>60912476wait are you not american
>OCTOWhat the fuck is going on?? Lmao
>>60912452that's pretty typical, but the actual bank to bank settlement can take 6 months or longer. that's just how this ancient system works
>>60912487plato's cave
>>60912492meanwhile in Japan they have to print everything out, fax it to the other bank it's being transferred, and then manually enter all your data again lmao
>>60912476low IQ post
why is MSTR such a pos, I don't get it
Why haven't you gone all in on FNMA yet, anon? You do want to make it, right?
MOOGLIES how u holding?GTLB looking good, my LEAPS now +15%
Get out, run
>>60912514Bear trapBuy the dip
>>60912514>arpitrageactually a funny name, this guy must be a brahmin
>>60912517Youre all the same
OCTO
Oh no graphmeme sissies we're almost under a dollar again
>>60912520Do not ever accuse me of being Indian again.
>>60912490deal with Sam Altman
I'M SWING TRADING OCTO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_DSE3FSalM
>>60912514>for my job:D>for my gainsD:
>>60912492crazy. im happy the eu is forcing the banks to implement instant transactions. fuckers in my country were naturally the last to implement this only because the law forces them to. they love charging high fees and doing the absolute minimum
No, Dell what are you doing???AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's it, pack it up boys. It's over.
I’m gonna post a series of posts making fun of retards who fell for the HGRAF scam. Here we go:
>>60912469>nothing is undervaluedWhat's really crazy about all this is the "p/e inflation". What if p/e ratios just never go down?It's like even though the printed money didn't really enter the system (in terms of velocity of money) it's still having an effect.I guess that's trickle down economics, people psyoping each other that a stock is worth more and more even though earnings haven't changed.
literally none of you bought OCTO before the pump
>>60912514well well looks like the job problem is solving itself in the most unexpected way. perhaps the world is healing and we go back to bullying and beating the nerds
>>60912486>>60912488>>60912508>it's super high iq to let others hold your money and profit from it how they see fiti cant be american because i actually want to protest these conditionsyou guys must be americans because you beg for even more jewish cock in your ass
>>60912276feasting good today bros
>>60912544
SPY 650 soon
>>60912544>it's a scam because the CEO who didn't invent the tech used to be a modelthis is how you know the shorts don't have anything of substance
>>60912532
>>60912555
>>60912541Not like this...
>Apple's foldable iPhone 17 launch tomorrowwill it cause it to soar due to how retarded normies are? it's the first innovative thing they've done in years
>>60912559
>>60912560you fell for the DELL meme
>>60912561>Innovative Like 4 other phone companies have had flips for years now, samsungs is very popular
>>60912548>not an americaopinion dropped
First of all, I'm unironically that the happening is finally imminent.Second, it's absolutely uncanny how every time I post in a thread (with a non-trivial number of replies) the thread dies immediately after.
>>60912544>>60912555kek>>60912557>it's a scam because the CEO who didn't invent the tech used to be a modelyes
>>60912566HGRAFies…
>>60912571>samsung foldable phonelook at this tacky meme shit>apple foldablewow, so innovative
>>60912571yeah but you can't integrate that with all the other apple dogshit even though it's not a fresh idea it could still drive the normies crazy
>>60912276Saw this coming from a mile a way. Bought $1000 worth on friday. Should've done $10k but I said I wasn't going to be risky.
>>60912577Oh no no no no no
>>60912570It will probably pull a HOOD and lag for months then suddenly jump to $180 a share. Destroying my strategy.
>>60912546Neither did you pussy shut the fuck up
Anybody do a wellness check on HGRAF trannies lately?
>>60912561apple never soars because the iphone conference. if anything it will dump when they dont announce AI siri
Sold my $648 SPY calls when it it $649. Bought the energy dip.
>>60912560Dell poster.You specifically will be known as the recusant bagholder You carry the mark
>>60912584
>>60912453Some metals are more useful than other.Protip: Aside from being shiny, gold is quite important in a lot of semiconductor and chip making processes.
>sell my nigvidia calls at a loss>IMMEDIATELY pumps past my original strike price>FOMO back in>Immediately dumps back past 170This gay nigger market is the fastest shit I've ever seen. None of you are real. CNBC is fake. Bloomberg is fake. This is all a simulation to make me suffer
>>60912512Hell yeah, I'm not all in but I've got 10000 shares bought at 9.8Making me regret not going all in though considering its up 40% since that buy.
>Tesla's US market share dropped to a near eight-year low in August as buyers chose electric vehicles from a growing stable of rivals over the aging lineup offered by CEO Elon Musk's company, according to data shared exclusively with Reuters. More here: https://reut.rs/4gaiHwABUY BUY BUY BYU TSLA
HgraFAGGOTSImagine getting scammed by a literal instawhore. This is hawktua coin all over again
>>60912606did they make most of the money from selling green energy credits
>>60912597This is fine, chat.
>>60912544>>60912555>>60912559>>60912566>>60912577>>60912584>>60912599>>60912610based
>>60912606>elon musk now has to work even harder to get his trillyTSLA investors will consider this bullish
>>60912603NVDA's done the exact same shit for the past 5 trading daysit has a great first half hour/full hour and then it sinks As I knew this, I sold $1200 north of 170 knowing it would come down againif it craters down to below 168 I'll buy that $1200 back once more
>>60912605I held fnma for 8 years and sold at 6 dollars the next day it went to 9 and now its almost at 14.
the bullyes are going feral again
every time IBKR fixes something on their desktop app, they break something else.
>>60912584>Oh no no no no noI'm building a team!
>DOGE pumpingWe're really doing this bullshit all over again with Elon's shitcoins?
ahem, Dear DELL and HGRAF refugees, I encourage you gentlemen to consider going long on GTLB, a respectable SaaS company that provides critical devops CI/CD infrastructure for all legacy and meme AI/ML companies, they have had great revenue growth and beat earnings quarter after quarter for over a year, they are fairly valued and less meme'dthank you for your attention to this matter
>>60912610What's up with bitcoin scams?Its one thing when its a pump n dump advertised based on tech (EX:We PROMISE this shitcoin will moon because of some revolutionary new tech it has) or fake adoption (We PROMISE that ALL banks will start buying this coin to trade), but as for the pump n dumps based on some celebrity endorsing it, wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
>>60912572>americani cant wait to see your bags at closing bell
>>60912583they're such a small company nobody talks about it but they are a fucking rockstar. nobody can do what they do
>>60912634lel this looks like a crypto scam from 2017
>>60912544I wonder what she'd reply if someone contacted her right now about modeling.
>>60912642Hawk Tuah girl didn't know anything about crypto and had no idea she was attaching her name to a pump and dump. It did still ruin her reputation.Trump probably knows even less about crypto but I don't doubt he was deliberately rugging his supporters. I don't think he cares if it affects his reputation.
>>60912561they have to get their AI shit in order, even if it's outsourcing it to Google. the 16 launch was a turbo nothingburger
>10 yr rates downI'm a bit retarded but I thought the fed doesn't determine mortgage rates?
>>60912653she's jewish
>>60912658they should partner with grok imo
>>60912636yeah boy around 20-21 sell 24 before it crashes again
Are we playing ORCL's earnings tomorrow?
>>60912653>>60912660>didn't know>haliey welchIf only there was some warning sign
Any ONDASchads here?
>>60912667No. Just hodling on to gold miners and SBSW. Maybe add SLON.
>>60912558I got shaken out and lost $150
Can't wait for inflation to come in at 3.5% this week and for the fed to call it "transitory" and cut rates 50bps regardless
>>60912692we're repeating 2021 and I'm all for it. huge melt up before the crash
>it's another companies worth investing in dump and speculative infinity p/e companies pump dayit's all so tiresome.
>>60912680BASED>>60912677Yes but I've opened a short.
>See many shills here>hood, spy, soxl, hgarf, grrr>all moon>decide to buy one>it gets ruggedwhy is my life the path of a loser?
when new ATH
>>60912695Volume low too. It's a retail day
>>6091265910y rates are down because of the weak labor market report. A weak labor market means that the expectations for inflation are lower.
>>60912701SPY 700 before end of the year
>>60912698That's the thing, you have to shill your bags to others. It's a doggie dog world
>>60912707stocks are not shitcoinsyou cant move the chart with few thousand bucks from the faggots here
>>60912707>doggie dog worldI hate you.
>>60912698Which one?GRRR is unironically going to moon.
>>60912706SPY will unironically hit 800 this year and 1500 next year. I'm the biggest bear here and I fully believe this. We will reach peak retardation at some point in the next decade and then the entire country will more or less cease to exist.
ONDS just double topped you might want to get out and get back in at $5
>>60912706I actually believe thisTrump admin is doing great
Sbet and bmnr month lads
>my reit American Tower is suddenly down 4%>apparently they revealed that they sueing AT&t Mexico>AT&T Mexico just hadn't been making payments to their towers they rented from AMT>AMT is suing them to pay upthe fuck is with latin america
>>60912731They do actually send their best. The ones that stay are even worse.
>>60912731they just randomly decided not to pay $300 million they owed American Tower
>>60912698buy it when it's red, not when it's green
>>60912724No, we’re going to pull out of the Middle East entirely and focus on the western hemisphereManufacturing is going to come back in droves soon because tariffs are workingA new golden is upon us
>>60912692why in the world would they suddenly be in cut hype mode after being so scared about it for all this time
>>60912728If good things were happening, the market would be down. The market is up because bad news is good news. Absolutely nothing matters except rate cuts. If we get both rate cuts AND high inflation, that's extra bullish
I move boxes forward a grocery store for 8 hours a day everyday. $100 a day. Every day just move box forward move box forward
ETHZ
Yea fuck DELL. The rebound happened like it was indicating but I was too greedy, wanted more instead of taking what was given. Profited 150 instead of 1500. At least I had shares instead of options lmao
So are we supposed to rotate into healthcare stocks ahead of the rate cuts and pending recession boss?
>>60912746Should've bought IBM for the NEWS.
>>60912742Inflation is cooling and has been on a downward trend. Cutting rates will help out millions of Americans
>>60912634Matt Anderson with the psycho stare.
Feels good to be in precious metals. Just worry free, chilling and comfortable about future. (too bad the rest of my life is a complete shitshow)
>>60912750not the worst idea
>>60912755What are you on? Inflation, and especially core inflation, has been above expectations for the past 4 months, not to mention expectations have been 2.5% or higher which is already elevated to begin with
>>60912761Stocks or actual shiny rocks?
>>60912750>>60912764Yeah I think many inheritances are going to be gobbled up by the pharma cartels.
What the fuck's an OCTO?
>>60912722Wen moon sar?
>open keeps going upI'm going to kill myself
>>60912774Time to FOMO
Clnn will probably have a correction to around 6.30
>>60912771zammmmmm
>>60912765Cope and seetheCut the rates “too late”
>>60912774quite the pump. whats so good about this company?
>>60912698Your path is one of a recusant to profit. You have been marked by the bagholder sigil
>>60912787What is there to seethe about? High inflation is extremely bullish, as are all other signs of strife and economic collapse
>>60912789It's the latest reddit pump and dump. Expect to see open generals of baggies for the next 5 years or so
>>60912765The inflation came from the Biden era. We are going in the right direction and tariffs are the only way to get the deficit down. You’re concerned with the deficit, aren’t you? You’re liberal, right?
I'm still bitter over this desuAnon told me to wait for it to hit $30 (from its $128 ATH) and it soared at $31 if only I were a little less greedyfugg I was watching it like a hawk which makes it all the more painful
>Alcohol consumption has gone into possibly permanent decline, per Bloomberg.
>QMMM
>>60912789it has great pump and dump PR. the company sucks, it's Carvana for houses. but like Carvana, any hiccup in their operations will be catastrophic.
>>60912810As a zoomer who hates alcohol, this doesn't surprise me at all
>>60912805Don’t buy Chinese companies>inb4 “it’s American!”Nope. Look at the majority stakeholdersYou are an unamerican piece of shit if you buy newegg
He's a NEGGer!
>>60912810Alcohol is terrible for your skin. Zoomers don't need their skin to get any worse.
>>60912698you ignored me about GTLB
>>60912810I only drink when its a long weekend that features a holidayAlcohol is expensive, and i dont enjoy waking up with a massive fucking headache i can also prevent
>>60912802I am socially conservative and fiscally liberal if you get my meaning. I don't mind Trump or even tariffs, what I do mind is the entire asset class of stocks being a complete and utter fucking joke, because like everyone else, I'm depending on this garbage for my retirement, and I don't like the S&P acting more retarded and nonsensical than fartcoin on a daily fucking basis.
>>60912810I actually dont mind that.Drinking is fucking stupid anyways.
line is going up
>>60912822but I'm not American
>>60912810>>60912817Don't zoomers go out to parties/clubbing or whatever?As for regular drinkers/alcoholics, my theory is that drinking was also a byproduct of ennui aka being depressed combined with having fuck all to do. Nowadays everyone can stare at the funny pixels on his mobile and make the sads go away for a while. Much stronger effect than television imo
>>60912822I don't understand Carvana at all. Honestly many of the shitco 2021 memes are gigapumping. Maybe knowledge to keep in the pocket for the next time like this.
I cut off booze and decided to use the extra money to pay off my mortgage early. Now that it's all done, I'm still not drinking so I can put the extra cash towards funny money.
>>60912839Filtered.
>>6091281050% of millenials drink alcohol. it's like less than 10% for zoomers. maybe gen alpha will take up the booze torch?
>>60912768Leveraged ETFs and stocksalso obligatory>tfw no gf
someone give me a dip
>>60912849Zoomers also arent having sex either"Social gathering" culture is pretty much dead and replaced with discord and twitter
>>60912842Zoomers are the least social generation ever. Clubs are dead or filled with 30 year olds who "still got it"
>>60912842Zoomers don't socialize, that too is solved primarily online. The only reason you got shitfaced "back in the old days" was because it was pretty much vital if you wanted to hang out with people.These days there are easier ways to do it. Add to that prices only going up meaning being an active nightlife vermin is expensive.
>>60912798Well shit how can we get reddit to pump our bags? Do we need to upvote to show what a solid stock it is?
I fucking made it!
>>60912856Dell
>>60912868Gz bro
gold and silver freaking me out
>>60912701For me? Right now
>>60912810Alcohol sucks it's good that zoomzooms are learning this early.
So why the dip then recovery?
>>60912880Wrong. You should drink more. Just wreck yourself.
Why the fuck did Trump have to print this much?
>>60912888thats whats up
>>60912893Too soon motherfucker.
>>60912591I sold at 2.13 weeks ago.. lost $20
>>60912856Golden dip is happening on HGRAF, more news about their facility will happen this month
>>60912810I quit a while back and don't miss drinking whatsoever. Expensive and only getting more expensive, and absolutely terrible for you in so many different ways.
>>60912893Chase those endorphins. Dustermaxx if you have to.
>>60912810Judging by the number of these I see on the train, the market just seems to be pivoting away from traditional drinks.See also fruity beers and ultra sweet ciders.
is the TMUS insider still here? was going to buy puts friday but regrettably chose SOXL instead. is today’s dump the expected dump or is a bigger crash to come?
>>60912810HGRAF baggies will singlehandedly save the booze industry
>>60912546saw it at $8 in pre market and thought it can't go much higher than the 400% pump. Boy was I wrong
Somehow the war is still not over even though Putin was in Alaska and it would have never happened if he had been president.
>>60912810Based zoomers dabbing on the jews running the poison industry.
>>60912285>>60912294Cursed thread.Cursed day.It's over.Sell everything.Sell everything right now.
If you still hold TSLA after seeing this, you deserve to lose everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/mOIxtSSa1NE
>/smg/ keeps shilling HGRAF >down 12% today>down 35% past 5 dayswhy is /smg/ so evil?
>>60912972the flags were there anon
>>60912972It was just a handful of jeets, not /smg/ as a whole.
>>60912972do not attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance
>>60912972*why are canucks so evilThey will stop shorting soon, trust the plan
AMD calls are up too>all smilesToo bad I got a call back about wageslaving.
>>60912810People are dinking less booze and smoking more pot these days. I stopped drinking as much as I used to, and while I don't smoke pot, I can see why people would prefer it to drinking the liquid jew.
>>60912876It's pissing me off, I'm already 100% in and my next paycheck isnt for 2 fucking weeks.
>>60912991Weed is a nigger drug. Real men do speed.
>>60912591>>60912591>Anybody do a wellness check on HGRAF trannies lately?They're too far gone to be helped. They seriously thought they were going to get a NASDAQ listing lmao.
>>60912810I like how this happened right around the time I quit drinking. Like fuck, can't I just have anything to myself? It's not as interesting when everyone is doing it.
>>60912981bear trap
>>60913004I just know that I would have been able to save that nigga somehow
>>60912969pelosi holds tsla
>>60912849>>60912857It'll take a tiktok trend. They'll call it something stupid like "gathies" (short for gathering) and they'll have reinvented the party."Omg guys, did you hear about this new trend called gathies? You get a group of friends together and actually go to one of their houses? So crazy! Everyone brings cute food and drinks and just has fun! Like, share, and subscribe for more social hacks!"
"First Graphene" it's a penny stock but check it out it looks like it wants to run like HGRAF did.
I'm telling you /smg/gers about GTLB, you will be sorry 3 months from now if you don't buy NOW NOW NOW
>>60913004The whole thing smelled exactly like a crypto shitcoin pump n' dump from the beginning>thot "CEO" they hired off of IG>ai-generated "research papers">saar many partnerships in the works>nasdaq (binance) listing soon saars get your tickets for the moon mission>jeet spammers talking about suicide stacks
>>60913017She deserves to lose everything
>>60913019With the zoomies gathies won't result in more alcohol consumptions, it will just turn into gay sex orgies boss.
>>60908807Relevant
>3x boomer>spent too much time in the matrix understanding the ugliness of businesses and changing trends in society>realize its all about cash flows>became the index boomerschwab indexfags where are we at?
>>60912969This is cool tech but I don't think it's ready for a commercial rollout. Maybe in 10 years. Grok integration seems like a waste, though. I don't want my robot slave to be connected to the internet.Also, is there a practical reason to make it bipedal? I feel like a quadruped would have more stability so it could go faster.
>>60912997Thought the nigger drug was crack cocaine? Or what ever the hell they call prescription-grade cough or cold syrup.
>>60913052i'm not with schwab (vanguard and fidelity) but yeah, my core port is 80% index, 20% fucking around with stocks and options (enabled by my core port), net worth $1.4M
>>60913055There isn't even a good reason to make it humanoid apart from muh sci fi fantasy come to life
>sock goes up>sell part of it at profit>then whether it goes down or up you win as a dip is just another buy opportunitythis is the way
>green despite job reportsBears cancelled forever.
Its over
>>60912972We tried to warn you all with unpalatable truths, alas the devil's lies were sweeter.>HGRAFTED>HGRIFTED>BLONDEBOMBSHELLED>PRE-REVENUED>CANADIANED>JEETED>GRAPHENEDEtc.
>>60913077thats what ive been doing on ai dashcamsexit strategy is to sell everything by early 2027 (FRA mandate deadline is late 2027) but along the way im selling 50k shares every 0.50 milestone so $1.50 and $2.00 and $2.50 etc
>>60913062Nixon banned weed so he could arrest blacks.
>>60913080K shaped marketas long as their bearish in the sectors where that matters e.g. lululemon and nike becoz ppl are out of welfare cheques and credit card limits to keep buying consumer trash
>>60912514I don't actually have any direct AI plays. The closest are my Nebius, Broadcom, Google and Microsoft positions. I am doubtful stagnating/falling AI adoption will impact them that much.
>TSM close to its ATH againIs it worth it?
>>60913081there are plenty of jobs out therethey just pay dogshit wages
Looking to buy some shorter-term calls, maybe GOOG ... what are anons buying?
>>60913125aapl
>>60913077correct but the downside is paying higher short term cap gains taxes, if you know something is good for 1+ years, higher ROI if you get to ltcg
>>60913080the fed has made it clear that they don't care about inflation anymore
>>60913069If you make it humanoid, then it can adapt to current infrastructure made to accommodate people. Conversely, if humanoid robots were to build infrastructure for themselves, let's say Mars, that means people can come later and fit right in.But you're right, it is sci fi fantasy.
>>60913023Don’t curse it. I’ve been trading the $40ish-$48ish swing for a while.
>>60912783>>60912771>OCTO>Eightco said it intends to use the funds from these offerings to purchase Worldcoin (WLD) for its crypto treasury strategy. This will mark the first time that a Worldcoin crypto treasury has been created,And why should I care about Worldcoin again?
>>60913130hmm betting on the Apple event reveal then. this really can become a full time job if you want to play this game right
>>60913118no there are lower hanging fruit if you want better than 10 to 20% gains a year
should I eat today?i haven't done anything to really warrant eating and I would get sloppa, maybe mcsloppa, since I dont have any food at home. But then I'd have to leave my apartment to pick it up fuck
>>60912991remember remember>MSOS>MSOX>TLRY>GTBIF>CURLF>TCNNF>PLNH>VRNOF
>>60913005Alright, hipster, cool your jets
>>60912315I'm so glad I rolled my strike price to 100 Friday.
>>60913081Corporations want unemployment to be cripplingly high so that wagies are too afraid to demand things like vacations, sick days, reasonable pay, and normal 40 hour work weeks. This has been publicly stated multiple times by CEOs on public channels. You voted for this btw.
ACHR anons what went wrong?
>>60912307WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. SEC IS JUST ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL
>>60913081Reminds me of the list of jobs that won't be replaced by AI and the elites designated them to be dishwashers, garbagemen, landscapers, poopsmiths, and other undesirable occupations.
>>60913138it's a scam
>>60913166>Only excessive selling is not allowed>You can buy as much as you want though teehee
>>60912972If you fell for HGRAF you deserve it.>Canadian>woman 1-800-COME-ON-NOW
>>60913138>crypto treasury strategyhow could investing in a company that does this be superior to just buying crypto myself?
>>60913190BECAUSE KATHY WOODS Bill Miller III, Pantera, Kraken, DCG, and Galaxy Digital ware involved
https://x.com/HydroGraphInc/status/1965083961849258391bullish
>>60913188It's kind of sad reading the cope>average down>dcadifferent scam company, always the same cope
>>60913190It's all a fucking scam to get dumb retail to buy so they can get diluted to hell and back.
>>60913202but why would retail want to buy this? what's the bull thesis for a corporation that sits on an asset the investor could easily sit on himself?
>>60913205you werent here for GME in 2020
>>60913205The treasury co pitch is the same, because you get even more exposure to the underlying shitcoin like a leveraged etf.
>>60913205why would retail fall for a get rich quick scheme?
>>60913212>>60913212>>60913212
>>60913124luckily americans are used to working multiple jobs. to the eurocommie its an impossible idea
>>60913209the bull thesis for GME was that it was a short squeezehere the bull thesis is "you should pay this company a huge fee to sit on an appreciating asset instead of investing in something that actively creates value"i could buy an ETH ETF instead
>listen to shill>transfered money to Scwab to buy 15 HGRAF shares>scam>money cleared but don't know what to buy nowIdeas? It's just $18. I don't really trade on Scwab, it's my retirement account.
>>60913197Reddit is a cult as mods remove any dissenters or free thinkers. Don't drink the HGRAF koolaid.
>>60913230Buy lunch you fucking big roller
>>60913239This isn't true, there's (very low quality) FUD on that board.https://www.reddit.com/r/HGRAF/comments/1n9n9fc/its_over_for_hgraf/The mods don't seem to delete anything.
>>60913277Fair enough, I'm the GRRR shill and I was banned for raising concerns about the company's missed promises despite being a Gorilla Bull.
>>60913305A lot of stock boards are in fact cults, but the HGRAF board seems to be split between meme investors looking for a short squeeze and people who've been holding it for 6+ months and are kind of annoyed at all the attention.
>>60912969Imagine shipping 100 of these to Mars on Starship...lol
>>60913346They won't run on Mars as they need to connect to Grok.
>>60912969This looks very cool! I would love to have a more rugged version helping on the field, but the office would have to be between 10k and 20k (35k would be extreme reach, but sad realities are true and real), which would be pretty cool! ^^
>>60913230plug
Literally two days ago I was thinking about allocating 10% port to Nebius. Today I finally decided to do so, I go to check the price action from yesterday to see what my basis would be and it fucking mooned. Fuck my stinking nigger chud life.