merkelgreta edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60912255
HOOD bros, it's over ...
>>60913219> you all missed out on 6 dollars a share in the last 20 minutes. this stock is going to 113$ before it crashe back to 40
>>60913223>up 15% Wat
how will large south american rodents spin this to be bearish?
Longing VIX right now is literally free money. Finna start printing Wednesday morning and I'm gonna run it until end of next week.
>>60913233it's still soaring at an absolutely retarded rateI just know if I dared jump in it would plummet$68 nownow $69now $70literally as I type this it keeps fucking going upoh it's down to $67 nowsad!
>>60913237That's it. I'm OFFICIALLY shorting HGRAF
>investing in stocks
The market is set up for the kind of correction that only happens once in a lifetime boss.
>>60913259>shorting at ATL yikesYIKES
>>60913237Ahhh I remember my first time at the old in and out club boss.
>>60913235Hasn't broken ATH though. How am I supposed to profit without price discovery?
I want to bareback the HGRAF ceo so bad. Make her scream. Right in front of all the bears. Make them realize they could have had this.
please make it stopthe fomo actually hurts
HgraFAGGOTS, your response?
>>6091329075$
>>60913290god damn, whats going on with this stock?
>>60913290I just bought 5 shares and it’s like watching a money printer. I hate this shit. Not putting a cent more though
>>60913237>>60913237I'm sure the HGRAF leadership is very popular at the In n Out club lmao.
people are FOMO'ing over a company adding this trash to their balance sheet
>American Tower down 4% because AT&T Mexico decided it just didn't want to pay it's rent>there is a lawsuit that will be held next yeardo companies get to force them to pay penalties on this shit if they win?
HydroGraph’s CEO Kjirstin Breure lacks any real operational experience in the graphene industry or in any industry.◦Breure has held various titles at HydroGraph, including CEO, COO, President, and Director, but her actual involvement has always been in marketing and investor relations.◦Breuer appears to have fabricated her CV, with experience listed in executive positions which were actually IR and marketing roles. For example, she claimed to work for Omada Technology Systems as a consultant, then later called it IR, and eventually branded herself as COO. Omada was a one-man software company that shut down without releasing any products. Omada also had ties to Harold Davidson, the co-founder of HydroGraph.◦Breur’s LinkedIn profile claims she previously worked as a Portfolio Manager at a company called “Leona”, but we couldn’t find evidence of this company existing. Coincidentally, Leona is Breuer’s middle name, and an early filing stated that she was a “Digital Advertiser at Leona Studios” during the same time she claimed to be a portfolio manager.
>>60913264>noone respondskeep buying your meme stocks
>>60913264>spx net return instead of total return
Hgrafies…https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=xMuF2P97VGeESAzf&v=HJDB147nWoc&feature=youtu.be
>>6091329582
>>60913264I'm buying IAU this week for my Roth. Take it easy.
>>60913264I love this graph because its such a fantastic cherry pick>starting right as the dot com crash occurs>starting at the literal bottom of the gold bull run>ignoring the crab from before Start the graph even 5 years before or in 2010 and look what you get lol
>>60913306jej, portabolsasbut en el serio, sure, if they win. but it's an international dispute probably being decided in mexico. they will probably get something but not the full 30 billion pesos.
>>60913300You can make like 200 bucks at the risk of what, 350? Not worth it. It can crash any second now.
>>609133322000 is a great arbitrary starting point since it has a bunch of zeros boss.
it hit a ceilingthank fuck
>>60913255is this the new GME
>>60913332starting from 1971 is the only year that makes sense, and then they kind of swap places over the decades
>>60913255Time to buy puts
>>60913264>excludes dividendsvery cool
>>60913370Its almost like gold is just an inverse usd
>>60913370I don't get this, am I better off just holding gold? There's no dividends tho
>>60913255How do people even find shit like this
So how are you positioning your portfolio for the inevitable black swan event from the alien spacecraft approaching Earth boss? >>>/pol/515087270
>>60913403tom lee tweeted about it this morning. his company took an equity stake in it. i saw the tweet before market open and didn't buy.
>>60913384eh, SP seemed to track M2 very closely until the GFC. but then both delinked >>60913396imo gold is good when the market gets retarded, when the market is sane, it's a better investment
>>60913403On most days, the best performing stock is some insider trading bullshit that will plummet back down again with 24 hoursfor this one it was attached to Sam Altman around 6am before markets even openedWhat makes it all the more annoying is that Altman's name being attached to it is enough to know it would soar, but I threw 10 Gs on AI assuming GPT-5 would be a success and on that Altman' fucked me so I've got PTSD fucking hell could have made a year's salary in a few hours.
>>60913370>If you bought $100 of gold in 1970 you'd have $9,000 worth of gold now>If you bought $100 of Philip Morris stock in 1970 and reinvested the dividends you'd have $115,000,000 of MO stock today
ONDS hit a double top. Should I sell and rebuy at a lower price?
Are we bullish or bearish on Apple tomorrow bros?
>>60913414I mean when the market gets retarded you're talking about beta. At that point you should just swap to alpha factors, not just getting out of the market entirely
>>60913421theres not double top yet. but it had a decent run. selling some or all is ok imo
>>60913332>>60913359 >>60913370Gold is up another 1.5% todayhow are your meme stocks doing
>>60913419we're talking about the S&P not individual stocks. you could have bought MSFT and blown the doors off PM, who cares
>>60913425Last phone launch was a dud, their ai shit is not popular nor industry standard and people who like apple dont want a flip phone. That quirk has been filled by android for years
>>60913439I'll take your word for itIf it soars, I'll be coming for you though
>>60913433congrats on the $15
>>60913444kek
>>60913433you mean OCTO?
>>60913404Avi Loeb declares every interstellar object to be an alien spacecraft. Wake me up when anyone else says it.
>>60913444more like 15kbut whatever makes you sleep, buddy
>>60913444checked
>>60913290>the stock I ape into drops 50%>the stock I see that has already gone up 1000% in one day and I deem too risky then proceeds to go another 3000%
>>60913421If you bought above $5 then yes immediately.t. bitter ONDASLET who bought at $2 and sold at $3 :(
>>60913442Its gonna pump regardless of it being disappointing tbf
I'm still mad these stupid mexicans aren't paying their rent
>>60913419>be an 18 year old that bought $100 of phillip morris in 1970>never sell it at all>be a 73 year old with $115m on his deathbed with greedy kids hoping for you to die for their inheritanceWow great bargain bro
>>60913419>that gifkek
+$72 from selling KVUEpays for this week's breakfast sandwiches
Is the iCar still coming out?
>>60913468>greedy kids hoping for you to die for their inheritanceyou could say that about any rich fuck though
>>60913475Is it 2012 again?
>>60913467well, you're loved and admired. so maybe think about that.
Dude, you fell for DELL
>>60913484I'd love them too if they PAID THEIR RENT
>>60913491call ICE
>another 1.0 dipSLURP HGRAF YOU COWARDS
>>60913504already did
What the FUCK do I buy everything is so expsensive
fuck offTMUS dumped as I was buying a put and the order didn’t fill
>>60913504
I told you to buy Hecla.Its up 13% today.
ASTSisters…
dip bros?
what the fuckj happened with Eightco Holdings Inc? literally up %5000
>>60913529it’s worth 250m total and someone bought a big stake
>>60913529Pump n dumperino bro
>>60913529scam altman pumped it
>>60913349This anon is cute
>>60913529That's what I'm wondering with NEGG since May.
Bought CIFR today hope I'm not getting fucked
Why is it that this God damn gay nigger market never goes down?We are in September.We are only $3 off the all time high.GAY
>>60913532fuck I wish I could have found it early, how do you even find shit like this
>>60913489It was such weak shilling surely no one fell for it.I would buy in the $80 - $90 range not a penny more.
>>60913538thanks doll.
>>60913458Just buy $10 of every stock, some of them are bound to be winners
>>60913523wtf happened? did outer space shut down?
Hey guys imagine seeing OCTO go up 5000 percent amd knowing today could have been the last day you ever worried about anything related to money but instead you didnt buy. Lol
>octo just raised 250m>market cap is still under 200mokay if I had known this I would have FOMO'd sooner
>>60913569I'm not buying a stock that went 5k perecent up broI would have bought If I found this premarket though
>>60913565L1 is closed due to aids and Kessler syndrome
>>60913565Firmament bros take the W, Globetards take the L
>>60913574Yeah retard I meant earlier in the day.
Why can't stocks I buy ever go up 5000%?
>>60913489>(You) didn't buy the IBM dip when I told you
fuck it, i missed out by not buying TMUS puts friday like i should’ve. catching a $245p 9/19 and praying the insider who posted about them fucking up their apps or w/e is right about them dumping after new iphone launch
>>60913580and how would you have found such stock?
>>60913591It was already up massively in premarket.
>>60913583This anon's cute too...
>>60913591I found out about it when it was 17 dollars by just going on stocktwitz and looking at the trending meter and decided to gamble.
>>60913546theres gotta be a fucking pattern or something to watch out for to know that or you just buy 50$ of every fucking small cap at around a dollar each and hope for the best>>60913563what i was gonna post
>if you had thrown 5 grand into Eightco on Friday night, you'd have a quarter of a million now
>>60913599Anons don't actually look like the reaction images they post my nigga.
>>60913604No one was buying it on Friday without insider trading.
>>60913605But using them makes them cute
>crying over a scam that you missedbros its like being mad at yourself for not picking the lottery numbers, just let it go man
GDXU and GDXY are the only way to "buy gold"
>>60913616Yeah we shouldn't feel bad. Who cares about life changing money. Im happy to work until im 70 :^)
>>60913599Am I c-cute, Anon?
>>60913616its the fact that its up by 5k% that's making me mad, if it was a %100-400 pump and dump scam I wouldn't care much desu
>>60913604>if you weren't such a huge man-loving faggot, your dad would've been able to love youbut it doesn't work like that
Measuring gold returns against dollars is stupid. The point of precious metals is to have money when money stops working. You should have stocks to be rich in fake and gay clown world, and gold as a hedge in case shit gets real.
>>60913604If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a bike
>>60913634>The point of precious metals is to have money when money stops workinYou gotta love an asset that's meant to work only when everything is fucked. All we need is everything to fail and then we're good.
>>60913634Why bother with gold when we have Bitcoin that serves the same purpose now?
>>60913622Yes you are, anon, and you have a pure and happy heart
>95% of traders lose money>95% of traders obsess over missed opportunities they had no possible way of findingmakes you think
I'm up 3% for the year
my INVZ doing a little smth
>>60913647crazy that if you had thrown that into a fixed bond you'd be guaranteed 5% with a lot less grey hairs and heart attacks too
>>60913621>>60913623Autistic rumination
>>60913651Was that background AI generated?
>>60913634yes bro one day you will wake up and the every single western government and all their militaries will have strangely vanished in the night so you can peacefuly whittle off gold shavings to buy chickens from your neighbor
>>60913647at least you’re upt. bear that lost 19k on puts
>>60913647Im up 67%
>>60913654I'm holding on to the dream that I one day will understand how to trade successfully, without that I have nothing
>>60913647Net negative when accounting for taxes and inflation, its over
>>60913660It's a game on steam>Presidential Psychologist
>>60913671And the background is clearly AI slop.
Shorting ONDS right now is free money its going straight back to $5.
If Bitcoin is a hedge against the world ending how would you trade and barter with it without Internet or power?
>>60913646>>95% of traders obsess over missed opportunities they had no possible way of findingim going to invest in every holding from now on
>>60913647Damn bro, you even trying?
>>60913678you can transmit bitcoin transactions off of HAM satellites with a crank powered radio, but you'd probably have more things to worry about at that point
>>60913678the new scribes of the apocalyptic wasteland will be asian quants solving equations by hand to mine bitcoin
>>60913489>Dude, you fell for DELLAnyone who doesn't buy Dell today is going to cry when it hits $131 later this week.
>>60913676Still salty you sold at $3 eh? Can’t say I blame you
>>60913647>>60913680Just imagine if u put it in OCTO instead
>>60913680bro you need to verify your identitybro take a photo of your driver's license now
Market jannies aren't filling any of my orders today. Very very disrespectful and rude.
>>60913680Uhm, have you taken a photo yet?
We had bad news on Friday.Gay nigger market refuses go go down.I QUIT
>>60913680What application is it processing if you're trading?
>>60913708Don't care about the license, it's the face scan I am refusing to do. I don't know what I enabled to cause it to demand ID but I can't turn it off : (
OCTO is overMove all profits to ETHZ
should i invest in a 2017 ford focus or nay
>>60913725It was either futures or when I accidentallied margin a few months ago.
>>60913732Get a carrolla instead. Focus has some nasty electrical gremlins that develop over the years
>>60913640>You gotta love an asset that's meant to work only when everything is fucked. All we need is everything to fail and then we're good.You could say the same thing about most insurance and firearms >>60913642Depends on how you think SHTF will look>>60913661I don't think it's likely either, but it never hurts to have some just in case.
>>60913680>in the red all year until the last 2-3 monthswhat happened lad?
who gonna short some upcoming IPOs? might long STUB cuz they practically have a monopoly on ticket reselling along with Ticketmaster
>>60913694Two things can be true at once ;_;I am so very saltyAnd its going back to $5
>>60913750I put some money in shit coins a few years ago and forgot about them. Put in about 2k after I sold a car I fixed and found how to work options. Never looked back.
>>60913716maybe try a market order
>>60913765how'd you know which options to call and put though? if you're a novice was it just dumb luck?
>>60913768What a fat pig, eating all that...lol
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>60913756I honestly hope it goes back to $4 or below. I have $35k worth of dry powder
CELH BROS WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>60913693200 SMA is downtrending, 50 SMA is at peak, and 20 SMA is already trending down, i don't think so bro, DELL will keep bleeding back towards its march average of around 105, DELL is a boomer provider surviving off of boomer clients, unless they come up with something innovative for consumer or biz customers, it will stay like this for a decade then die
Today will close at 0%
>>60913716that's what options are for silly
Buy UVIX and don't sell until the VIX is over 60
>>60913782Do that assessment again but factor in $7 a share in earnings growing to $9 in 3 months and another couple of dollars a share by March 2026.
ATTENTION SMIGGERS You have one full day of trading before the market corrects. I could see a pump, potentially an ATH to sucker in exit liquidity.The CPI & PPI are going to come in hot as the sun.We drop until October, rate cut won't have a sustained impact on the market it will just sucker in more retail liquidity.I'm begging you to heed my warning. You have 36 hours until the dump begins.
Octo will dump around 2:30EST.Screenshot this if you fomo'd
>>60913771Using MACD and RSI to find short term trend reversals and using ATM calls about 4 to 8 weeks till expiry for leverage.And I am a novice, so I use time as a hedge instead of puts
>>60913795literally doing this with 100 uvix
>>60913796when someone buys an "AI" rack from Dell, 80% of the money goes to Nvidia.
>HGRAFKek baggies
>Credit-card spending has been growing more slowly than debit-card spending since late last year, the first such stretch in nearly four years, per WSJ>New home inventory is at its highest level since just before the housing market collapse that led to the Great Recession, per FORTUNEsmg bros are we fucked?
lmao TMUS was a dead cat bounce. it’s dumping again. probably going to tank with apple
>>60913814Okay then play that out. Nvidia is a 4 trillion dollar company. What is 20% of that? About ten times the Dell market cap. Maybe now you understand the growth Dell is going to experience the next couple of earnings reports.
Just heard something really upsetting from my cousin anons.Around the time OCTO was sitting at +2,500% I sent him a message telling him 'ey check out that ticker'.He calls me 10 minutes ago and says:>damn I should've thrown 1k into it when you told me, would've been up 2,000% on it by nowHow do I save him?
>>60913830Nvidia's 80% is extremely high margin specialty hardware, Dell's 20% is extremely low margin commodity hardware
>>60913811damngrats lad
ladsTMUS is in freefalluse this information however you like
>>60913839Okay, then don't cry when you have known about this opportunity and didn't act on it.
Do you ever feel that this is a hobby that you can't really talk to anyone about?Other people use their money on stuff and hobbies they can talk about, my hobby is what? Line go up?
>>60913815why was its shill campaign so strong?
world market did not give a single fuck about France
>>60913821Unclear whether that ratio correlates directly to increased debt load. There is less incentive to use debit cards as almost all credit cards have some percentage kickback benefit in form of discounts or cash back on specific types of purchases. Consumer debit load is definitely ballooning but I don't think this debit card/credit card stat is all that alarming.
>>60913838>nu /smg/ doesn't realize how % worksYou're not the only one though, if you would have bought when it was +2 000%, you would 'only' have been up like +100% by now.Retard!
>>60913830Dell lacks the mememagic. If it had that, it would already be at a PE of 100. There's no dream. No mystery. That's why it is fairly valued.
>>60913858didn't care about Japan eitherUS and China are the only ones that matter desu
>>60913870Uh, there were several reports about China, like less imports and also miss on exports and the market didn't care. Also trade between China and US down big in August. Did the market react? No.
>>60913866>calling someone else a retard with that reading comprehension
>>60913842Thanks, I hope my dumb luck continues and I can cash out at 50k and start a business with it
>>60913788I'm trying to roll some calls
>>60913523at least rocketlab is green today...
>>60913878eh?august was fucking horrible
>>60913858>EWJ and EWQ both green
I believe Newmont is the best performing stock in the S&P
>dumping into close
>>60913880Uh, when the stock was already up 2500%. How could your cousin later be up 2000% if he had invested at this point (when it was already up 2500%)?
>>60913912Based
My ETHZ bags are so fucking heavy bros
>green dayI was beginning to forget what these actually felt like bruhs>NVDA opens at 166>soars to 170.5 where I sell $1200>dips back down to 169>precious metals stocks plummets 8%>bought $150's worth>goes all the way back up again and sold $100 of that>rolls royce went up today with no interventiona near perfect day aside from Altman's FOMO fucking with my head
>>60913293>your response?my anal beads are vibrating strongly
Got an ETF that's been rising lately despite a relatively new purchase. Up 16.99% in less than 3 months.Considering selling, strongly considering selling if it goes past +20% because it's an ETF, eventually some shock or the other will bring it down.Buuut it is part of the 'boring money' portfolio. Do I do the naughty kid move and pinky promise not to do it again or do I prune the budding kneejerk habit in the bud?
>>60913880ok, explain it to us then, Einstein
>>60913922No way kek
>>60913307butt she has a great ass
>>60913934Just ride, especially because boring money.
>>60913425I did the exact opposite and bought GOOG (class A), at 210 to play their AI shit and so far so good. That nano banana hype has actually paid off a little. Tim Cook only seems to give a fuck about selling the same goyphone year after year because consoomers prove him right year after year.So basically, apple isn't doing a single thing new and innovative, but you also gave to consider the average retard will still line up on day one to throw 1500 at the same phone they bought last year.
>>60913943It is the cousin who is bad at math. Anon, who understood his poor grasp of percentages, asked /smg/ how to save his cousin.Instead, /smg/ proved it needs saving itself.This hardens my resolve to not change track even more than >>60913964 - thank you guys for keeping the market efficient.At least I got an instinct to sell green and not red kek.
Lol
>>60913849i've worked in the datacenter biz for years. none of the hyperscalers buy Dell, only enterprise customers and they are slowing purchases. all the AI factory buildouts are using companies like Foxconn and Wistron
>"The deep fiscal and monetary structures of the US economy, which have not changed in 200 years, will generate the next boom and bust just as they have done so in the past. But the Crash of 2026 will be much worse than that of 2008, because as the US government continues its annual trillion dollar deficits, by 2024, the US debt will have grown so large that US bonds will no longer be considered safe, and in the financial crisis, the US will no longer be able to borrow the funds needed to bail out the financial firms.">2012 Fred Foldvary, Ph.D.Oh fffuuuuuugggggg
>>60913966Optimal company strategy>Make something good>It starts becoming more popular and people start talking about how you're the best>Now that its popular you can shit it up and sell a worse product at a higher markup
Hgraf is following the correct pattern. It will crab and then like galt, it will start bouncing when the hype has kind of died down.
>>60913987Dell's entire business model is about cheap crappy computers sold at bulk to companies. I'm pretty sure most laptops for white collar fags are all dell >>60913996the fear mongering around inflation is hilarious. Inflation used to be so much worse and society didn't collapse
>>60913978Oh yeah, because there was zero possibility to interpret that post as if he wants to save his cousin from fomo, you know, the actual dangerous thing. Instead, it was about saving him from doing high school math wrong.
What does it take to knock this gay nigger market down ?
>>60914005It needs a catalyst. A major contract would be a big deal but the thing that'll really make it soar is EPA approval.
>>60914005>crabare we looking at the same chart
>Global Gender Equality ETF>DoorDash at the topWhat did they mean by this?
>>60914010Ohhh now I get the way you misread it. You made me re-read my post twice, I thought it was clear
>>60914017It WILL crab nigger. WILL.
>>60914015apple being underwhelming tomorrowshort TMUS
>>60913808Uh, bro? It's pumping...
>>60914005I just bought 500 shares and truth be told I don't really care if it goes to .80 or so. It seems to not want to go down much further.
>IBM +2.44%
>>60914032It dipped under $1 briefly, around two weeks ago, but it went back up the same day. There's a lot of interest in the 1.00-1.20 range. It's above that where it gets unstable.
>>60914015Central Bank inflation stopping
>>60914010Maybe you should try reading again if you don't get it the first time. Apply it to my post as well.A poor grasp of mathematics is just as disastrous as a poor grasp of finances.And a poor grasp of the English language is... wew, lad. It's not a difficult one.
>>60914007try a different pronoun babe. im not trying to censor you or scold you. trying to make you more lovely and charming.
You all laughed at meWho's laughing now?Yes I am still bagholding GAMB.
>>60914049why is this denominated in bongdollars
>>60914049I have 500 shares that I finally went green on today. I’m going for some solid gains before I sell.
>>60913934Just ratchet up stop loss as it grows
>>60914047I'll call him "faggot">>60914007Yo, faggot.
it's not fair
HGRAF is on sale boys. Hurry up
Why would the boys over at the F. E. & D. cut their preferred fun rate if times were good? The fun rate only gets cut when times are going from bad to even worse boss.
>>60914098Who says times are good?
>tfw no suicidal gfwhy even liveStocks for this feel?
>>60914098Then meanwhile you got the BLS cooking the books making it look like shit is off the chart only for the numbers to get revised bigly to the downside. It's like (((they))) are trying to make Trump's economy get the shaboinking
>>60914098shhhhh don't tell them
>>60914047fag is a term of endearment here tho
>>60914098Baggler, you are a fucking retard when it comes to how the FED works. The fed rate is still higher than inflation so they have room to cut and employment numbers are downtrending. By their dual mandate they are supposed to cut in times like these. "Fed only cuts when market is bad" is reddit tier nonsense "boss" retard.
>>60914029From 83 back to 60s and will continueDont doubt me.
>>60914094It just broke the 1.10 resistance that held all day. Pretty good chance it closes green. Anyone who hasn't slurped yet, it's time.
>>60914117It is crabbing from where it was when you posted that. At 2:30 it went up from where it had been.
>>60914098Where the hell were you baggler? My stocks started going to shit the second you left.
>>60914007This is just funny to read. Especially when the company I work at uses Dell cloud, tech support and AI servers.
>>60914103Stocks for this feel?100% of the portfolio on SQQQ
>>60914110we live in god's world, he wants us to have pure speech. 4chan is part of his domain as well. again not scolding. trying to give you a gift. proverbs 4:24goodness can be like a jacket you try on. don't be afraid of it. it doesn't make you a hypocrite to try it, it makes you brave.
>>60914118>>60914094Graphmeme will close around $1.03It will be in the .70s by market close tomorrow.
What is the next OCTO?
>>60914149HGRAF.
>>60914132>SQQQbut I want to make money so I have hope I can get gfwithout capital there's even less hope
>>60914113Then why does the BLS keep revising the job numbers lower every fucking money boss?
>>60914156how much for a down payment on a good gf?
kek look at this captcha>>60914156100% of the portfolio on TQQQ
>>60913523my condolences
>>60914157Because the BLS are still using fucking surveys for their initial numbers that have been fucked since COVID started. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if the new numbers get corrected upward right after Powell cuts and then everyone cries about him cutting to appease Drumpfler. The idea that the BLS is "evil" is fucking stupidz their methods are simple incompetence.And again, that has nothing to do with asset prices. REPEAT AFTER ME BAGGLER. The FED does not give a single shit about asset prices, it's about inflation and employment.
>>60914174>surprise me if the new numbers get correctedIts a scam, they constantly fake the numbers andt the history of numbers to get the appearance the want.
>US manufacturing activity has contracted for six straight months, per Reuters.SELL SELL SELL
EYPT carrying my portfolio right now
>>60914174Changing the fucking federal reserve's fun rate doesn't even control inflation or employment. Prices for goods and labor is set by supply and demand. Maybe if the F. E. and D. got off their ass and actually contributed to the economy instead of just holding a gun to the tax payers head's for a trillion dollars in interest payments a year, we might actually be able to move onto actually investing in innovation and making anime cat girls real boss.
>>60914061They're on a hot streak of signing contracts and Q3 & Q4 is historically their best time of year.https://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-technology-secures-ai-government-intelligence-platform-win-in-asia/https://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-technology-secures-multi-million-dollar-contract-to-scale-the-worlds-first-fully-deployed-5g-lawful-interception-platform/They are unironically the Asian Palantir Smiggers you will FOMO into this at $60Why not take a punt now at $18?I've been banging the drum since it was loundering at $15
double bottom on my YTD, time to blast out the milky way.
not too late to buy TMUS (tmobile) puts. freefall hasn’t hit yet
>>60914230What are you holding?
>>60914222Green ID & Trips what more of a sign could you smiggers need?GRRR my niGRRRsIts going to the moonFor real this time.d8t0r
>>60914208>Changing the fucking federal reserve's fun rate doesn't even control inflation or employment. Prices for goods and labor is set by supply and demand.Well that's literally what their job is baggler and I'm explaining to you how they make changes so that you don't continue to shit up threads with absolutely retarded ideas when it comes to the short term fed rate. If you want to cry about getting rid of the FED then you'll find plenty of other retarded boomers on Facebook that will agree with you.
DELLanon, how much can you afford to hold your breath? if it holds above 120, its good
>>60914103would not recommend anon. dating a girl with depression/suicidal tendencies is the worst and, as a man, you become sullen and less confident. all your energy is redirected, stolen into maintaining her sanity.
>>60914231I would suggest eBay puts, given the end of de minimis tariffs.
>>60913830>he thinks NVDA's sky high valuation and meme hype somehow translates to cheaply assembled cases with a DELL sticker on it
>dump IBM after 3 months of fuck all>this happenssighwhy always me
>>60914245>DELLanon, how much can you afford to hold your breath?All the way to zero.
>>60913852relax, it's not like mongering or amps, everyone has an opinion on investing and speculating, even if they don't dabble
>>60914260based retard
You guys are saving on transportation to invest right?
>>60914144nigger
Honestly? From what I know about how data centers work, especially in contracting terms, I bought 50 shares of Dell just now. Stop thinking about Dell as a server manufacturer and more as THE installers and maintainers of AI infrastructure for smaller organizations. I can honestly see this taking off.
>>60914144What is this? Magic jacket anime premise?
The 'daq is dipping sirs
>>60914244Their dual mandate and their job are separate things boss. They may say they are for maximum employment and low inflation, but their job is to listen to make sure congress has all the money they need to bomb the fuck out of foreign shit holes, to spread democracy around the world boss.
>>60913814I’m red on Dell… by a lot…
>>60914267how is the conductor supposed to see?
>INVESTING IN THE CURRENT ENVIRONMENT
>>60914276they're called metaphors anon. they're a way of encapsulating and explaining ideas with examples, to try to make stronger impressions on the recipient.
>>60914288i think that's the rear, which of course is the jeet's favorite part of a train
just realized the tmobile dip is because they licensed some shit to spacex. this isn’t even what that one insider was warning about (some dumb shit about a bad redesign circa iphone release)
>>60914282I have a $2850 realized gain. $2500 unrealized loss, which I expect to turn around this week to a $6000 gain.
>>60914288saar i am the conductor
>>60914291I didn't read your post, just looked at the jacket image.
>>60914288it's on a fuckin rail wat u need to see for dumbass
>>60914289gross
>>60914239SOXL at first, then rotated into TSMX (2x leveraged TSM). I remain moderately bullish, TSMC is still undervalued, and I'm expecting a jump to 250 as a new baseline. However, if it breaks back down RSI (orange line) I'm locking in gains for ~30% of my stack, and will likely short NVDA as a hedge.
>>60914288They have people.
I'm only up 16% YTD
>>60914300Do not interact w/ schizo nigger, he's going back to containment
I'm up 30%Fells good to be a HODL chad
>>60913746Agree with this. I've had a 2018 Corolla for 3 years and put a shitload of miles on it, rarely needs maintenance and drives well.
>>60914282>Yuropoors>He has to pay 70% capital gains on top of this
>>60914334>>60914334>>60914334
>>60914312Not a bad play. I would roll some MU in there as well as they make the VRAM their H series chips use.
>>60914319>>60914327I'm sorry is the YTD over? That's right its not even half 90% complete, nowhere near over. Anything could happen.BUY GRRR 2 contracts signed and more on the way. ASIAN PALANTIR SIR!
>>60914319I'm up 3.2% thanks to holding through April due to alcoholic neglect
>>60914328I have an 08 with a quarter million miles as my "reliable" car while I fix my Saab
