walkable cities edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60944533
How quickly can I turn 1000$ into 10k?
How do I short walkable cities, also known as troon hives?
> EUAD> KDEF> GDXJ> SILJmetals, bloodshed. if you wanna make money anyway
>Buying $1B of your own stock to trick investors into thinking the company is doing well69D chess
>>60946758That's the entire stock market, though.
>>60946754Nice shirt>>60946757Long minors
Redpill me on Opendoor.
Redpill me on krystalnächt
>>60946773Wallstreetbets P&D mostly with a pinch of rate cut narrative.
Can you guys share some info? I hear crypto is gonna boom on Q4, ie late this year. Any idea when it'd be ideal to invest? Or which coins to buy?I was considering spreading my investment out over multiple ones, but that might be stupid.Also, can you share some trading tips? Beyond buy high sell low xd. Any info at all would be great, really.
I think this week confirmed that we're in a gigantic bubble. Are there any oldfags here? Is this what it was like in 1999?
Is nvidya computer stock stalled?When does trading resume?
the dollar is freefalling again...
>>60946769Hey, thanks.>>60946785You just now figured out that it was a bubble?
>>60946780should have bought tsla when it was still cheap
>>60946798I had some doubts, but now I'm certain.
>>60946785no. post-gamestop 2020 was similar to 1999, only imagine 5 years of that and people were getting rich at their jobs too and there was zero skepticism among normal people, there hadn't been a major market crash in over a decade and very few people owned stocks or remembered that. everyone was naive and optimistic and the economy was peak kino, you could walk into the mall an unkempt teenager that stunk of pot and walk out with several job offers and a gf.
>>60946803Buy shot that's bubble proof, stocks on food companies.
>>60946801I should've also bought BTC when it was at 20k or lower, that would've been insane.If only I could do the same with another coin these days.
TSLAsissies WE ARE SO FCKING BACK
Get in on WOLF before it's too late
>>60946796I was wondering why I only got 0.84€ after closing a 1$ position. Makes sense
>>60946753puts
Daily reminder that GRRR is a pajeet scam
>>60946780Q1>I hear crypto is gonna boom on Q2Q2>I hear crypto is gonna boom on Q3Q3>I hear crypto is gonna boom on Q4just cut your losses m8. Crypto went big because back then everyone believed that it will genuinely replace or at least coexist with fiat currency. Now that everyone realized it's basically a glorified tech stock with no real world applications people just stopped caring about it. Consider yourself lucky it didn't fell down on it's face, cut your losses and move on to another bubble.
>>60946811chainlink now or never
>>60946811just buy leveraged NATGAScurrently at 3 and basically guaranteed 4 EoY
Thoughts on gemini?
>>60946836The Winklevoss shitco?
>>60946785But like - even gold is mooning. Maybe fiat is collapsing.
Can't believe that the USD lost 17% of its value against my shithole currency since the start of the year.Bros.... how long will Drumpf keep doing this? I thought the bottom was closer and closer around 99.95 on the USD index, and we're getting closer and closer to 96.STOP THE COUNT!
>>60946844Amerishits have a 2 dollar bill? Lmao
>>60946823It has the real world benefit of netting me profits if I nail the volatility c:>>60946824I'll keep this in mind, thanks.>>60946829I'm working with crypto, not stocks, but I appreciate the input, I'll also keep this in mind.
>>60946845it's rare but yeah
>>60946821I'm in.
Framework *PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP*
>>60946753instantly on a 10-1 shot at your local casino
>DOW red>NDX greenyeah, companies with decades long history are getting sold, while companies with nothing to show for it but hope and projections are getting bought
>>60946871Its just investors pumping money in sink holes
>>60946745so what happens after wednesday with spy pumping now? we dump all across the board or will small caps finally have their turn for a while?
>>60946819i don't think he asked how to turn 10k into 1k
>>60946877whatever the majority is not expecting
>>60946844But then you can buy more stocks? Isn’t a weak dollar better in the accumulation phase?
One (1) bacon egg and cheese on a plain bagel came out to be $7.49My local bagel shop doesn't accept anything but fiat but with any luck I will soon be able to BNPL my breakfast sandwich
>Powell announces after crazy miss and increased PPI that he will cut>because Jobs market is in peril>a lot of joblosses are either AI or DOGE>same reason there is less hiring>add to that tariffs and uncertainty>the CPI weeks later is even higher than the one prior to the speech>It's higher than a year ago (2,9% vs 2,7%)>>60946897Since the sotckmarket is up so much everybody will assume you are invested and have the money, so expect 10$ next time.It's basically the Fed that won't stop pumping this engine.
Long time lurker here: Got an offer accepted on a big, fancy house; 20% down-payment ready in cash, but it'll wipe out our reserves. Have almost as much in BTC/ETH, with the plan to sell and use half of it for more down-payment and the other half as cash reserves (since the job market is awful). I'm in agony, going back and forth on selling the crypto now or after the Fed announcement tomorrow.
I buyed x3 QQQ so we will dump now.
>>60946916I boughted TQQQx1
MDA - That's it, that's the post.Like RKLB but not for faggot redditors.On sale right now, but not for long!
>>60946924Is the CEO a woman or what's up with that silhouette on the right?
(I shoot) TEST
gm eurofags, amerifats are awakening soonmight get rekt on some of my shortsthis is not a good day
I can't tell anymore if it is coincidence or each and every MA-line on every fuckin timeframe from 10sec to 1 min to 3 min to 5 min to 10 min to 15 to 30 and 1 hour and so on, MA 20, 50, 100, 200 are a fuckin support when it goes down. It actually feels like it. Or it's just coincidence that one of those lines always is like a reversepoint.
>>60946939Look, MA 100 on 3 min, and 2 min, instant reversal.
i feel attacked so i buy defense stocks
>>60946754>How do I short walkable citiesBuy F shares
>>60946947For me, it's war stocks
>>60946932No he's a bald man named Mike Greenley, don't worry the company is in safe hands and will rocket (forgive me) back to $45 this month.
>>60946954can you buy stock in weapon companies? Because if so I'm buying stock in all the drone companies I can find.
>>60946877>so what happens after wednesdayThere are some simple reptile-brain algos that will just buy when the fed cuts (and they are fast). If you follow, the more facetious ones will then proceed to dump on you.
>>60946956Yes retard. Here's some good drone tickers:ONDSRCATKRKNFDRSUAVSKTOSNow when you see a hohol or zigger get blown up and die in a frozen tundra painfully and needlessly you can be safe and warm in the knowledge that you made some cash.
AHHHHHH JPOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE LINE GO UP OR DOWN TOMORROW?
>>60946753Luck. Protip: If you're >115 IQ, you can make your own luck.>>60946769>beerAlcohol is haram, brother.>>60946785>Is this what it was like in 1999?Lmao nowhere even close. This year we've had a slowly upwards crab, a big dunk on April, then a slightly faster crab. People are not feverish unless they do retarded shit on their own which doesn't have much to do with the overall state of the stock market anyway. We're mostly bored.>>60946824I'll go with never, cheers.
>>60946844until the debt becomes manageable
>swing trading 100 bucks in a random crypto overnight>wake up>down 16 bucksNot an ideal way to start the date.Also I realized that if you coom at night a lot, it's a response to stress.
>>60946924>>60946955This is going to be another one of those /biz/vestments where you're really confident and then it dumps another 20% isn't it?
Anyways, my guess is we are also up here because the market is betting on if the tariffs will get nuked by the courts. 2 times did Trump lose.I did the same when there was a specific taxrelevant law. I was sure it was going to get scrapped. So I gambled on. And if I had been wrong, well tough luck, I gambled it.For now 45/55 it is on Polymarket for the tariffs, so more than half expect tariffs to get killed.
>>60946958>>60946955You seem confident in these memes. What is the bull case for MDA to go up?
>>60946962>even /smg/ hates linkLmao
Feel less doomerish than I was before. Still regret not making 60k in the last month, would have been a great picker upper.
Hey anons, what do you think of the youtube channel>Financial Historian
thoughts? https://www.investing.com/analysis/deep-dive-an-open-letter-to-scott-bessent-200666957
>the Fed purchased $1.25 trillion in mortgage securitiesno wonder houses cost so much if fed storms in to buy all that overpriced junk at any price
>>60946962>Protip: If you're >115 IQ, you can make your own luck.Please elaborate.
>>60947004The Fed owned hundreds of thousands of homes in the aftermath of the GFC but nobody talks about it. As if it got memoryholed.
>>60947014shut-up and pay your rent you useless piece of shitmy fifth yacht ain't gonna buy itself
>>60946796Wait till the rate cuts.
>>60947005I'll be candid: I, myself, am a dimwit. But if you have an above standard intelligence, you'll be able to figure things out.A somewhat juvenile example: I spent ungodly amount of time playing a multiplayer competitive videogame. If the game and I do mean any game including sports, is balanced, the most intelligent people will find ways to maneuver to a position that will be beneficial for them, inconvenient for their rivals, ideally both. You can see it in many situations, be that an esports tournament match with 7figs on the line, in a boxing match with the biggest names of the era or any kind of contact sport really, high level chess. First they have an immense background knowledge of their respective discipline. They know what works, what does not, what is risky and what isn't, their own limits to the milimiter, common follies or bad habits, baits, counterbaits. There is something I began noticing once I got deep in my neck of the woods, and it is that in all of these, extremely high skilled players do a similar routine when facing opponets of approximate skill. They start out slow, well within their safe spots. A bit of poking here and there, mere warmup shots to test the waters and maybe get a lucky hit. Then after a while, once they think they have a read on the opponent, they cross that safe zone into one where they're entering risk themselves and all hell breaks loose.The most salient example in this is boxing, and I assume other contact sports but I don't watch those. It gets to the point where nearly fucking nothing goes on, someone who knows little about these things would find a match fucking boring because they're rarely ever beating each other senseless, but if you understand these things you see two people at their peak walking the wire to victory.
An addendum because I hit character limit: this thing about advantegous positioning is part of the equation but the one where you have background knowledge is also majorly important.The quote from a brilliant mind who lived thousands of years ago and not only was a master of his craft but also an excellent communicator that managed to dumb things down so barely literate rice farmers could into logistics applies to all things I've said before and the stock market very well:>If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battleOr, as the Jews who (probably unwittingly) imitated Sun Tzu in that they were kind enough to spread wisdom applicable for the layman about financial markets would say: if you have a good read on your feelings, stay disciplined and have your finger on the market's pulse, you can make out like a bandit in very little time. If you have a good read on your feelings and stay disciplined but can't analyze the markets very well, you'll do well - in the long run. If you don't know the markets and are jumpy with your positions (especially options), enjoy wiping yourself out repeatedly and posting pink Wojaks on a Mongolian underwater basket-weaving forum every time you do.
>retail money having an effect on a ticker with a market cap larger than 10 millionWhen will this meme stop
>>60947059>what is GMEMaybe think a little before making a stupid statement?
>>60946897I am reading napolen hills book right now from 1937One egg used to cost 2 cents Grapefruit juice 2 ct. Toast 1 ctHow did the prices 100 x in 90 yearsWhat the fuck happened?Considering Businesses were worth multi million dollar even back then when even ford model T cost 800 bucks
>>60947029How focused is he?
>>60947062Lol yeh it was a bunch of redditors who pushed 50 different tickers to x30 in early 2021.You guys
Reminder, we're in 1997-1998.
>>60947041>>60947056
Why is the premarket in the yahoo app having a meltdown?
>>60946780>which coinsThis is smg moron, dip buy MSTR or get raped by CRCL
>1944–1971 (Bretton Woods) Dollar linked to gold, gold as the basis of global trust.>1960s The U.S. spends excessively (Vietnam + social programs), inflation in dollars. Countries like France demand gold in exchange for dollars U.S. gold reserves melt away.>1971 (Nixon Shock) Nixon closes the "gold window". The dollar is no longer convertible into gold. Officially, the Bretton Woods system ends.>1973 Oil crisis (OPEC cuts production, prices soar). The world realizes the strategic power of oil.>1974 The U.S. makes an agreement with Saudi Arabia (the main OPEC exporter):>Oil starts to be sold exclusively in dollars;>In exchange, the U.S. guarantees military protection and support for the Saudi regime;>The Saudis (and others in the Gulf) recycle petrodollars by purchasing U.S. debt and assets on Wall Street.But what was the strategic mistake of the Europeans?>They didn’t have a ready alternative. The German mark or the French franc were too small economies compared to the U.S.>Europe was divided — each country had its own interests, and there was no European Union or euro to serve as a unified bloc.>Military dependence — during the Cold War, everyone still needed U.S. protection against the USSR. They weren’t going to completely sever ties.Result:They blew up the gold-dollar system, but they didn’t create anything to replace it. This left the U.S. free to invent the petrodollar and further consolidate its position.Conclusion:>Holy shit, America really is shaitan and Europe really does need the russian "lebensraum".>Why can't be friends?
>>60946823>smg suddenly hates BTC when it was wanting an entry point when it was up Bullish for sentiment trade
>>60947034guys I am confuzzled>rate cut>USD currency devalues>US goods and services become relatively cheaper>more American exports>but wait tariffs will slow this downare the tariffs going to negate the benefits of a cheaper dollar?
>>60947041>>60947056From your autistically long posts, how you word yourself, and your willingness to share knowledge, I'd say you're more intelligent than you might think. Though of course humility is a virtue.That's a very interesting point, and thanks for sharing it. I agree, I've seen a similar pattern. I guess getting as much prep work as you can get before actually doing something is the wise thing to do. The wisdom to accumulate knowledge, and the intelligence to use it.>a similar routine when facing opponets of approximate skillI've noticed this too. It seems to be the most efficient strategy. Even during the fight\etc, the person is gathering more information about their opponent. Dark Souls players often do this when encountering a new boss. First you fight defensively to learn the patterns and animations, and only then do you implement attacks into the battle's rhythm.The Sun Tzu quote is also pretty genius. Skill and knowledge in a field increases your chances of success exponentially.And regarding the point about feelings, that's so true. So many people fail to trade or invest, purely due to their emotions and anxieties preventing them from making the right choices.You've given me a lot to think about, thanks again anon.
>they didn't invest in uraniumI was preaching since 2020 you nerds>CCJ>UEC>UUUU
>>60947092You seem to have missed an episode there bud
>>60946958kek. I assumed that if they had government contracts it'd a matter of national security to prohibit foreign shareholders from owning stock.
>>60947063My guess is that the world population increased, so they printed out more money for them. Combined with corruption, of course.
>>60947086Well if there were a dedicated crypto thread, I'd go there.
>>60947080>1998What are the current equivalents of Half-Life and Star Craft?I don't see anything worth mentioning.
>>60947092Not sure if I should post this one of the obama biden laughing one but either way your post is so funny because how retarded the logic is.You're such a sweet summer child little cutie.
>>60947105The whole board is about crypto, this is our containment thread Fuck I wish I didn’t sell ASML
Americans just won't stop buying. I wonder why, Mr. Powell
>>60947092Either you've asked this before, or another anon had a very similar question.The answer is that it depends on the exact rates that the dollar devalued, and that tariffs increase prices. You'd have to find out the values, do math, and probably have a background in Economics to figure it out.
>>60947112Hold stonks that may appreciate in value or hold dollars that definitely will not. Tough choice.
>>60947117I mean retail data
>>60947064extremely
So, if the US is the contemporary equivalent to Rome, and Europe would be the equivalent to Greece, what would be each state? Who would be the diadochi states? And what would africa and latin america be?
>>60947126go outside, for the love of god
>>60947126Scotland is Scotland still
>>60947131why would I do that on my day off?
>So, if the US is the contemporary equivalent to Rome
>>60947124IT'S SQUARELY
>>60947126The Seleucids are Britain: are slowly crumbling mega-empire.Germany is probably Ptolematic Egypt.China is the Mauryans>>60947131Shut your whore mouth.
>>60945360Here's your lesson to not listen to midwits.Yes, 3x ETFs will be eaten up alive on choppy days if the underlying tracked is some individual company or sector that mainly goes sideways or has long down periods.But the overall economy will never melt as much to that degree that your entire portfolio will go do 0 with 3x. It simply has never happened. You'd need conditions worse than the 1929 crash and depression era.
Morning frensLooks like the American consooooomer isn't quite tapped out after all>US Retail Sales (MoM) (Aug) +0.6% vs +0.2% Est.>Core Retail Sales MoM For August 0.7% Vs 0.4% Expected
>>60947082It wasn't meant for (You) bro, you didn't have to.>>60947095>I'd say you're more intelligent than you might think. Though of course humility is a virtue.Knowing your strenghts and weaknesses is important. I reiterate, I am a midwit, and the way I've lived my life proves I'm not that bright. Just because I can form coherent thoughts and weave a text doesn't make me smart, it just indicates I have some mild intellectual inclinations and have lived for a while (I'm 30). If I were any more than that then I wouldn't have a low 5 fig portfolio while working min wage at my age nor spent several thousand hours playing vidya (or I'd be rich out of it) lmao.>>60947095>And regarding the point about feelings, that's so true.I went through the reading list in 'If you can: how millenials can become rich slowly'. It was a rewarding few books and even though some stuff is outdated, or not applicable because I am not from the US it still outlines many common pitfalls of human behavior which I'm now on the look out for. Wish I could figure out how to get deep in the guts of analysis even though it goes over my head for now but part of that is lazyness and greed lol. For all it's worth, I'm happy with my 5,65% up on a short four months of investing.
What's the new /smg/ stock (no soxl)
>>60947158But confidence is down. The consumer seems annoyed having to buy to not get fucked over by ~3% inflation (officially).For whatever reason economists act as if that is some kind of contradiction.>How can he be mad and sad when he keeps buyinglol, maybe that is just the american mind and spirit
>>60946924>>60946955But the outlook people have been consistently downgrading their price predictions. Why is it a buy?
>>60947142>we've been found out, the goyim know, shut it down!>>60947158the mind of the average consoomer is completely incomprehensible to me. Everyone I know is constantly bitching about inflation, yet they still buy over-priced crap and spend like they're millionaires instead of dumping their money into appreciating assets. Maybe I'm just too miserly for this economy.
>>60947087so what exactly is the dollar worth? through all history you could exchange these things for something of value but now its just the paper? and probably there aren't even as many paper bills as there are dollars in circulation
>>60947092basically dax will fall and if you're holding gold valued in eur it might fall a bit or just crab
>>60947063Just did the math, that amounts to 5.37% yearly inflation over those 88 years.Good that we now have an independent Fed that will ensure price hikes are slower.
intcthere is nothing i am more sure of at this time
>>60947175My conclusion from this, is that the only glue that holds the world together is trust based on ignorance, and when that fails, it´s the threat of violence, hidden by various layers of deceit and propaganda>>60947146Portugal = Cyrene Netherlands = Delos Switzerland = Arcadia Poland = Boeotia Germany = Antigonids France = Ptolemies Russia = Seleucids UK = Rhodes/Corinth Italy/Spain = Sparta & Syracuse
When I think of all the call baggies, smiling in traffic checking the futures, all of whom are going to lose their shirts today after the DIX dumped last night - it fills me with jubilation and glee.
>>60947190sure of what? based on what?
>>60946541>GGGEEEEEERRRRR
SOXL exists to fuck me over
>>60947163>a low 5 fig portfolio while working min wage at my age nor spent several thousand hours playing vidyaSounds like you're living the life, honestly. Personally, I'd live off of the investment profits, live modestly, and just NEET out instead of working. You're doing better than likely 99% of humanity lol.Humility is a great virtue, and sorely lacking in the world, but take care to not limit yourself from thinking too little of yourself. Too much of a good thing.I'm sure you can figure out stuff like analyses, even if it takes you a while. Give it a few more tries and don't despair.>If you can: how millenials can become rich slowlyAdded it to my list, thanks.
>>60947198all in on telsa shorts like always!
>>60946829Why?
>Powell in 2022: young people will get their chance to own homes>Powell in 2025: actually we're just going to send it all even higher So that's it then? We're just going to get priced out of everything while purchasing power trends to zero?
Might buy some SPY puts for a quick scalp. I feel like we’re too hot.
>>60947211The day of the hook is at hand.
>My entire portfolio is red except 2330ok, it's one of those days I guess
What's this pattern called
>>60947219Just wait on the housing crash.
>>60947224Were are at all time highs again for the tenth day in a row and you are red? Must be a bear, imagine shorting before a rate cut
At and around 0930ET I imagine I am an English football fan at the pub. Pint in hand chanting for a big green pump.
>>60947080remind me to buy bitcoin in 12 years
>>60946808How pathetic, we had like literally 20 years of empire after Russia collapsed, things could have lasted so much longer.
>>60946785it's not even close to what it felt 2021ppl are calling currency devaluation a bubble, the real bubble is just starting
>>60947219Yeah, ehm, Fed started cutting rates in last year in case you forgot. A pause is not a new start. Only if they had hiked in between you could technically say they started cutting again. The first cut after the hiking cycle was last year.
>>60947235I have a feeling today is going to be one of those very very quiet days here on SMG when Bobos are still on vaca and Mumus are hugging their knees at the foot of their beds.
>>60947239I would've dropped a few hundred on buttcoins in 2010 but my best friend at the time called it a scam and stupid internet funny money. He was also the guy that showed me 4chan in 2006. Needless to say it has been downhill from there.
Circle doin a lil sum
>>60947231A fucked up trading bot
>>60947232Why would housing crash? People locked in low interest rate loans and have no reason to ever sell below their list price
>>60947252>have no reason to ever sellThat's the funny part about losing your job while you're paying off a house you could barely afford but fomo'd into and living paycheck to paycheck the bank decides when you sell
>>60947232Just import another 50 million third worlders. Problem solved.
COAL is back on the menu lads
>>60947258The unemployment rate is 4%
>>60947231Hyperbart
>>60947207>take care to not limit yourself from thinking too little of yourself. Too much of a good thing.Oh no, most of my twenties were spent on a massively degenerate rut. I only began getting my shit together a few years back. Every year since 2019 has been better than the last and I'm getting hungrier for more skills and challenges, I'm just very, very slow when it comes to picking up these things.
>>60947248i was buying btc from 2017-2020i sold it all to start a businessi do things the hardest way
good luck broz
>>60947258> That's the funny part about losing your job while you're paying off a house you could barely afford but fomo'd into and living paycheck to paycheckthe bank decides when you sellThis is poor person copeThanks to the huge rise in prices almost all homeowners have tons of equity in their homes that can be tapped for equity loans if they run into trouble making payments
>>60947262>jobs revision was over 900k jobs not actually there
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60947272Based
>>60947271With the revisions included the unemployment rate is 4.3%. Hardly a panic inducing amount.
>>60947270>take out a loan on your house to pay off the loan on your houseseems unwise
>>60947277sounds like something one would do in this totally healthy and fair economy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60947280SHIT ITS GREEN NOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60947272Muy basado
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
why is ASTS crashing to the earththis will ruin me
WHEN DOOMWHEN MOON
So we're crabbing today are we
Good morning my NUKKers. Can I take profit now?
And of course amerilards are sellingFucking inbred retards
It's over.
CELH is such a shit stock lmao glad I sold this garbage at 65
>>60947297we prefer to be called ameriblobs
>>60946785I think it's worse than 1999 because it's so much broader than just tech. The dotcom bubble was cartoonish, but relatively isolated.
>>60947219Just keep buying, you'll be good. ^^
Please V soon
>>60947307The fuck am I supposed to buy here? Literally everything is at all time highs. Housing, gold, btc, stocks, even fucking pokemon cards.
The big oneIt's coming with FOMC ain't it
>>60947297You edge we bust. Clean it up.
>>60947004They lock up housing liquidity by gate keeping mortgages. If past performance goesnt guarantee future results applies to market, it also applied to my mortgage. Missing a couple bills here or there isn't a big deal but they will deny you over that, or lock you into a higher rate. Fucking kikes
daytraderbros check out TURB
>>60947311Rosh Hashanah - Evening of Mon, Sep 22, 2025 – Wed, Sep 24, 2025
Sell gold? Buy gold? Goould?
>>60947264I kinda feel ya there. I just started investing this year myself (ie actually doing anything other than NEETing)You're doing pretty well if you're up to 5 figures, I'm close to breaking 4 lol. Slow progress is still progress, and is much better than going backward, so keep up the good work. And 30s is still plenty young too.
>>60946758It's not even the first time he's done it. That's how xitter got the valuation it has.
>>60946758TSLA investors don't need to be "tricked." Bad news just makes them buy more.
>>60946910>Selling a large portion of crypto for the down payment on a house Lmao can't wait to see your posts next spring about how the tax man raped your ass
>>60946910remember >>60947328 and make sure you take out enough extra to pay your damn taxesthe IRS got al capone, they'll get you too
>>60947310Everything, just keep buying. ^^
wtfwt?!
Def buy gold !
hmm so thats how it works? im surprised how hard it is to find a proper understandable explanation of where all the money came from. one would imagine the bank wasn't just handing it out to people like you and me but if it was only given to institutions for gambling then we would also not have any of it
I’m down 50% on my klarna puts. What now
>>60947316jumped around a dollar after i posted this btw
google is undervalued
>>60947326Because it's not "bad news", it's discounted price.
>>60947333I think I'll buy some SPY puts since that's the only thing that's cheap.
>>60947310SGOV
>>60947339hold till close tomorrow, can flip back up depending on how shit hits the fan
>>60947339use klarna to buy a rope
>>60947339Buy more
>>60947341compared to what?
>>60947318GOOOOOLLD!!!
>>60947355compared to its future discounted cashflows
its gonna pump on FOMC load up puts on fridayif monday is still green double down on putsretire on tuesdaycap it and check them
SAARS LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
guess i bought the topagain
>>60947288Should pivot to MDA my space cowboy
is MSTR ever going to stop dumping
ummm... mumu bros? are we ok?
>>60947367is the Muscular Dystrophy Association going to space?
Instead of gambling on options you could have bought TURB when I posted it around 6.70
TikTok deal reached. Bet what company gets it!
DONNY!WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN PUMP!?!?!?!?!
>>60947269She's so cute bros, I would have let her groom me all she wanted.
>>60947372Just a small gully. Nothing to worry about.
>>60947375MSFT
>>60947375Facebook has instagram reels, Google has Youtube shorts.Twitter used to have Vine but closed it down.Uhh... Apple?
>A rate cut "not our priority right now", a member of the Federal Reserve board who did not wish to be named has told Bloomberg.This is it, it's over.
>>60947373Lol I would love to see those puny freaks in zero gravity. Alas, MDA is a simple Canadian satellite manufacturer with robust financial performance, a substantial contract backlog, leading market position in a growing industry, and strategic expansion.Its just about the only profitable space stonk and those margins only increase year on year.
>it's all dumpingThat's it, I am convinced, I am the top signal. I am the shoeshine boy of our era!
>>60947372>-0.07%
>>60947375Oracle
Sold cracker barre puts.
out of TURB at 8.85made about $2500 while you guys were losing money on SPYnow I have no cash left to trade with for the day, but I'm back above $25k
>>60947384uhoh its so over for the hyper euphoric bulls
>>60947384I wonder what the dump will be like if they actually don't cut. Big slurping opportunities for sure though.
>>60947395It'll be a mini-Liberation Day. Basically all our pumping since Jackson Hole has been pricing in rate cuts.
>>60947372
>>60947371The good ol’ boys at the S&P teased their balls for so long without a happy ending. Basically, all this stupid talk about MSTR being included into the S&P was complete bullshit rumors and heresay. Apparently market cap is not indicative of inclusion…who’dda thunk?
Nuclear energy seems to be taking a big hit rn
>>60947242More like 35 and USSR not Russia, but your point stands. What was that saying? About how with some people you lose or something like that...
>>60947386But the prediction people keep downgrading their price targets. Why doesn’t that concern you? I’m genuinely asking
>>60947384The un named source: Mr Shekelberg who is short Nasdaq.
>>60947391>sold 55 putsits like you want to get assignedwhat is going on over there
>>60947384Are people in thenfederal reserve allowed to buy stocks? M..maybe they are just doing a cheeky dump and pump to make easy gains?
>>60947395When is the announcement? Today?
>>60947391why are you selling ITM puts
>>609472624.3%>believing government statisticsngmi
>>60947414They've downgraded to what would amount to a 50% gain from my position. Short term doesn't worry me I believe that $30 was the bottom and we'll creep back towards $40 over the next few months, then earnings will let us know how material the contract cancellation was. Long term its hard not to be bullish on this one. Any short term pitfalls merely present another buying opportunity.
>>60947339Finance some kneepads for your future job.
Anyone here buying junior silver miners?
>>60947423Tomorrow
AAPL
>>60947384Oh thank fuck. My Nasdaq short was getting dangerously close to the stop loss.
>>60947339finance a rope purchase in 3 monthly installments through klarna
holy shit TURB did another runit broke $11still think I made the right decision by selling when I did but I guess it's good to know I wouldn't have been fucked if I bagheld
>>60947431they're selling straps for the low low price of 60 dollars
>>60947384Execute everyone at the (((fed)))
>>60947426So you think the downgrades stop here? I’m just concerned because it looks like a trend
>>60947098Am in for 4 years now
>>60947418I bought them yesterday. This is profit from closing it
>>60947431See that phone?Its an israeli product
>>60947440pic related
>>60947424>>60947418why notCBRL has had a shit quarter with the foid CEO chimping out on the logo plus the bad press and trump dramaitll dump to fuck>>60947384give source or didnt happen
Wait, why is the Russell going down.. Retailsales is good... Trump promised golden eragolden era for ALL american comp-aaack
>>60947431>Brown like shit to commemorate the Indian factory
>>60947449>itll dump to fuckso you made a bullish bet on a stock you think will go down? are you mentally handicapped or just indian?
>>60947391Update when you get your fresh 1,000 shares.
>>60947446I'm happy owning a little piece of Israel in my pocket
>>60947451that one will be a valuable collectible soon
>>60947431Poop brown? Really? Bit on the nose isn't it? I just want a new iphone that doesn't have feces particles inside it.
>>60947449you're not the guy buying and selling cbrl puts get out of herestolen valor is illegal i'm calling interpol
>>60947451to be fair it's a good move to fuck over china and their allies
>>60947384Please let this happen. Would be so fucking funny to see the walls of text in all caps trump starts firing off
>>60947455Is this the Mossad-surveillance version of Diablo?>Don't you guys have phones?>
Surely they aren't front running sell the news event? They would never do that.
>>60947449...you think its going down so you sold puts instead of calls?
>>60947455Given what israel did with the pagers, this is a very open veiled threat.
>>60947465No, the dotplot even leaked.t. Waller
>>60947338That’s really wrong though Kek, money creation is done by banks, it’s why the OCC exists. The Fed controls the ost of the currency and the rules around what constitutes reserves that banks are allowed to lend against, this includes their purchase of government debt.
>>60947465no. the sell button has been disabled
the past two quarters have been big beats for the barrel people. I sold puts at 45 because i think that cbrl will not drop over 10% by friday
>>60947453>puts>bullishtheyre not sending their best are they>>60947458damn we got a big brain over here>>60947466learn to use ID's you fuckin redditor cuckor wait even better, go backill post my gains tomorrow
Based SCHD My green in a red world
STOP SELLING!!!
RKLBBBBBBBBB NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>V formingI'm just not gonna sell. Turning off my laptop and playing Victoria 2
>>60947431Designated pooping phone on the right
Gold just breached 3,700
>>60947420>Are people in thenfederal reserve allowed to buy stocks?No. All Fed members decided they should divest of all stocks prior to rate increases beginning a few years back.
I for sure am passing at this.
>>60947492Never sell, always buy.
>>60947475yeah but im lacking the clear answer to where did the dollar in my hand come from. see when it all started there was nothing, then one day the fed made some and perhaps through these various schemes distributed them to banks and the like, but the bank would not give these to just anyone now would they? surely i couldn't walk into the bank back then and spew some bullshit and have a nice pile of this fabricated money in my hand? the only somewhat understandable explanation i found was from the early days where all sorts of notes were used to make exchange of resources easier or the money was actual precious metal but there is little information about the modern system beyond the vague stuff about fed bonds or loans that do not end up in the hands of actual people to buy groceries with
>>60947492Based fellow paradox time waster fan
Motherfucker
>>60947492Same except started reading pic related
>>60947506What the fuck is the fried thing on the right? I know CB is nig-bus-tour cuisine but is that fried Broccoli or Mushrooms? What the fuck is going on over there??
>>60947509the treasury prints notes for distribution but the majority of dollars are digital now. We're on 0% reserve fractional banking baby. When you get a loan from a bank they're literally creating money out of thin air
+10% day for SNAP buy now or cry later faggots
QUICKWHAT STOCK DO I BUY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS BEFORE THE PLEBS GET ON IT? Tiktok isn't publically traded mind you
>>60947522Oracle. Also, it's all been priced in. You are late (not an insider)
>>60947521good job you called the daily top fuckin homo
>>60947517Fried Okra.Cato Research: Hold
>>60947524I already own that thougheverLooks like I'm ahead of the curve
I'm yield maxxing so hard rn
>>60947429wish I had a westaboo jap bro to hang out with.imagine the autistic ranting about different gun manufacturers, or how the homestead act influenced settlement in the western states.
I should have listened to my gut yesterday and gone 100% cash.
>>60947429cute girl
>>60947536literally about to get bukkaked by 30 cowboys
>>60947538I wish I could be there
>>60947519but they wont print this into my account unless i already have some and receive interest on it. did banks just loan without any backing in the early days? i just don't understand how else it could get distributed besides those wagie salaries. blackrock sure as hell isn't going to be giving it to us. i guess its about how did they solve the problem of you needing money to make money
>>60947252Inventory had been rising for a year straight and you're still parroting reddit talking points from 2022.
The only stock I truly believe in is HOOD. Even though I use ibkr as my broker.Do you think its a good time to buy a 3 month leap right now? Should I wait for tommorow?
crazy how much the dollar has been dropping this year. I'm barely making money accounting for currency conversion
>>60947492nigga you buy before the V even has the chance to form
my strategy? >Its already so low it cant possibly go any lower>buy>instantly goes lower>its so high it cant possibly go higher>waits >moons excessively >buy in >stalls>sell>moons again i control the whole market this way
>>60947544Price check?
>>60947529I thought Okra was longer? I've only had it pickled. Not bad.
>>60947541you notice how the stock market just goes up unstoppably? you dont need money to pick grapes nigger. It's a big club and you ain't in it
>>60947552>>60947552>>60947552
>>60947554it is, but they chop it up
>>60946947>feel like a troon, buy tech>feel precious, buy metals>feel hungry, buy fast foods
>>60947553Nothing but massive price cuts all around me for six months now but keep slobbering over Case Shiller.
>>60947568Nice anecdote. The data says prices are up 2.6% YoY.
>>60947545I would pick up some calls and set a 10% stop loss
>>60947578>heh, nice reality you got there, but the heckin dataYeah gobble those official numbers harder faggot. Be sure to cup the bureaucrats balls while you're at it.
>>60947551try this https://www.tradingview.com/script/pS6Zrk2S-bizdicator/
>>60947509My understanding is that physical bills are kind of a “separate” currency in the sense that banks need to buy them from the Fed, they reduce their accounts at the Fed and in return get cash notes, which the Fed then puts down as an outstanding liability for them. So money = reserves, cash = purchase with reserves
>>60947603>what is confirmation bias
>>60947620>more reddit wordsDamn bro.
>>60947671Why is this clown obsessed with Reddit?
>>60947211Kek