canadian industrial implosian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60947552
SPY cant even go down $2This is gay and stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSN0vpL2QkE&ab_channel=KMTV3NewsNowWho's going to buy it
>underlying dumps>covered call pumps
>>60948642waddya mean bringing in several million unskilled jeets won't fix the economy? waddya mean the GDP isn't based entirely on uber drivers?
Hey SMiGgers what's your thoughts on buying Israeli defense/arms stocks like Elbit, since Euros are embargoing all the weapons to them?THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION NIGGERS.
>>60948657Ayaya
>Despite sporting a market capitalization well in excess of $2 billion, BBAI did less than $153 million in revenue over the past year...and lost nearly three times that amount: $444 million. It's also hardly growing sales at all. Trailing revenue of $152.6 million is up less than 5% since 2021, putting the company's sales growth rate at a meager 1%.>The only thing growing at this start-up is losses. Trailing-12-month losses are more than 3.5 times as bad as what the company lost in 2021>Up 15.5% today
when I make it I won't tell anyone but I will be calling my female broker and ask her to bring out John Fidelity
>>60948663Lol. Baggot.Slurp a lil MDA why don't u :3
We got blessed with a mega dip to 660 today. A prayer to market makers, Jerome and JPM, may the rally continues.
>>60948684there is no rally nigga the dollar is collapsing
>>60948687silver and gold is rallying
>>60948694Well yeah, everyone wants to hedge excessive rate cuts.
I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA HERE
>>60948655Is it because this is the last day to pick up the weekly/monthly distribution?
>Markets are now all but certain that the U.S. central bank will slash borrowing costs by at least 25 basis points at the end of its latest policy gathering on Wednesday, while there is also an outside chance of a deeper half-point drawdown. The rate-setting Federal Open Market Committee will begin its two-day meeting today."The Fed meeting, in our view, is likely to pass without a major, market-moving surprise," the Barclays analysts wrote.Heading into the meeting, they backed an "overweight" stance on risk assets despite equities having recently notched fresh record peaks. They argued that there is no "near-term catalyst" to dislodge the effect of a combination of Fed rate cuts and enthusiasm over artificial intelligence on investor sentiment.sell everything the top is in
power hour faggots, lezgooo
>>60948642should i slurp:-semicoductors-china-euro defence-banks-(gold) miners-ai-quantum
>>60948699we unironically should not be doing rate cuts.>fed admits lower rates dont impact unemployment significantly>"fuck it 300bp cut if it gives us 1,000 jobs">10% YoY inflation>"we did it fomc!"
where my NEIGHBORS at
>>60948708I trust the anal-ysts
>>60948715I swear to God, if the fed increases interest rates, im going to dedicate my next 20 years to God in celibacy and join a monastery
>>60948721Anal is the only sort of sex, if you only have had vaginal sex thus far, you're still a virgin so far as i'm concerned.
Boy I would really love a widespread market crash in the next week or so
>>60948722>if the fed increases interest ratesIf that happens Trump will unironically send a bunch of goombahs to whack Jerome
cut rates to 0, see what happens
How high IS the % No rate Cut and Marketdip?
IT'S OFFICIAL>ORACLE TO BUY TIKTOKFUCKING KNOW IT THAT'S THE PUMP FROM WEEK AGOhttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/1968028789570732208
>Jerome walks on stage>looks at camera right in the center>1,000 bepsi rate hike>drops mic>walks out of the roomWhat happens to the market?
>>60948715Inflation is fine nigga. Labor market is not. Housing market is not.The old united states bag needs pumping.Always has, always will. Simple as.
Good know what China is selling them there with tiktok
TikTok is total garbageI hope all normies eat shit and die
>>60948770Based
>>60948770is eating shit mainstream now? what a world
Getting into options for the first time, what to expect? Just been buying basic bitch VOO so far.
>>60948722They can't increase rates because of how big the deficit is. Trump would actually have to do something about the debt instead of making it worse.>higher interest rates, more interest on debt
>>60948756a tiny little cut isn't going to save the job market that ai and outsourcing and policies killed or help the average joe pay that extortion tier million dollar mortgage with the job that ai stole from him
>>60948753>adults are in chargeomega pump
>TSLA at 420Markets are just memeshit
>>60948780>options for the first time>buying basic bitch VOOwhat kind of options, are you selling covered calls, puts, what?
>>60948782Why aren't we paying down the debt with the billions in tariffs I keep reading about? Where's that money going?
>Powell gets up on stage >this starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kYq-E8BJgU&t=100
>>60948809>Where's that money going?Israel
>>60948809HAVA NAGILA HAVA NAGILA HAVA VENISHMA
>>60948800I'm putting in a limit order for (1) share at $420.69
>>60948809Enough with the fucking antisemitism
The market is dumping now.I hope all gay nigger bulls eat shit and die.
we are done shilling grafefe at this point right? if people still refuse to get in then its on them
>>60948829Every bear run is simple the precursor for an even bigger bull run
I'm still all in on junior miners
>>60948809into the void
I'm pretty much out of the market right now
Does anyone have a r*ddit account that they can post some fake DD on NXDR about? chart looks primed, needs a boost
>>60948847why
>>60948855why aren't you?
My mom has a pension so she can't lose her "job", is a 6 months emergency fund still necessary? Wouldn't 3 months be enough?
When are we officially announcing a recession? I want cheapies.
>>6094885950 bepis tomorrow, the real bullrun is starting or somethin'
>>60948859line go up
Look at all of these examples of strong independent countries who don’t need no creditor in they life
>>60948840good lad. the best is yet to come.
>>60948770Who cares nigger? almost all stocks are lmfao.
>>60948866Q1 was negative but Q2 was positiveSo there can be no recession announcement until early 2026 at the earliest.
I sold my puts for a loss at 2:36 and now I would be in profit.I'm so God damn fucking pissed
>>60948840i'm all in senior miners
buy oklo at 10, sell at 100. simple as
>>60948756Representative Tim Moore disclosed new trades showing a leveraged bet against U.S. small-cap stocks
>>60948864Jawohl!
>>60948809IsraelAnd Elon had a chance to reduce government waste but he went and just fired a fuckton of people (who were paying into social security). I live by a military base and they were actually rehiring over the summer. Maybe actually hire experts to audit branches of government instead of sending out zoomer script kiddies into the social security system.
I used $100 of my fuck you fund on HGRAF
HGRAF niggas we are so back
>>60948912It was delusional from the beginning and classic conman storytelling, at least as far as DOGE goes.
The market is so gay and stupidIt should just dump 1000 points
>>60948888When did he make the trades? 45 days ago or now? What a worthless tweet.
I've been feeling a little proud of myself for saving and investing huge amounts every year while still driving my 2003 Corolla ol reliable shitboxBut on Monday I was stopped at a traffic light and some retard was speeding and couldn't brake on time, he just barely slid next to me and then spun in front of me trying to stop. He could have easily crashed into me from behind. I saw him braking in my mirror but I just froze. I don't know if there was enough time for me to get out of the way but I didn't even try.Long story short, I'm getting a new car. Maybe something SUV-like so that it's big and heavy. Weight wins.
Found in my watch later list of youtube, probably clicked 13 years ago:LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE US A DUMPhttps://youtu.be/i6Q2sUsX2pM?si=9Kh5bkSjW4BgvQs0
HGRAF!!!!!
>>60948725
wtfwt
>>60948937>I didn't crash my car and that's why I need another cartry leading a hummer EV for less than 600 per month, heaviest car for the money that doesn't need an upgraded license
>>60948937Currently looking for a used (aka new to me) ride and it's bad out there. Prices are shit...may just wait for end of year deals and lease an EV for 3 years. I don't like VW's but the ID.4 is basically being given away
What happened to Baggot? Did he die?
what time does mister jerome answer aputomorrow?
>>60948959My mind says that a "car crash" is coming, the Chinese EV makers will drive this market to the ground worldwide and cars should be dirt cheap very soon.But there's not even hints of it happening other than automakers starting to lose more and more money and China cracking down on excessive discounts and price competition.
WTFWT
https://www.youtube.com/live/9Piaa7mgzjc?si=ZeCwZdbtitRJD1zZHOOOOOODLOR
>>60948864>My mom has a pension so she can't lose her "job"She can still lose her pension if the pension fund goes broke. It happens. You neve know what fucking retard is making descions in the pension fund investments. Its aways better to live within your means, invest wisely and grow your funds and you can increase your standard of living. I recommend one year, six months if you must, 3 is just not enough because of reasons.
>>60948959>just wait for end of year deals and lease an EV for 3 yearsIf you don't lease before September 30th you don't get the American EV tax credit
>>60948912This is probably a retarded idea, but if we have institutions like the federal resever that are kept somewhat separate from the government to be less driven by electoral politics, surely we could set up something similar for some sort of anti-corruption and anti-tax waste organisations.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>60948922>HGRAF niggas we are so backanal beads sales picking up?
>>60948966Hopefully he got deported back to /bant/smg/
>>60948984I sold a bit right before close and I'm still up 0.06% to a new ath Coming up on what is historically the worst time of the year for stocks (next 10 trading days) and wanted some more money to buy the dip
>>60948984-1.33%
>>60948417>>60948401Fug, I wanna go to sleep, but I just need to add one more ETF to my folio, just one more ETF bro
>>60948984Today: -0.36%This Week: +0.04%This Month: +4.07%This Year: -31.21%meh
>>60948984-0.50%It was the dollar again
>>60948984+0.31Can't complain
>>60948984I'm so God damn fucking pissed that I took a loss on puts today-$900
>>60948984>-2.4%It's fucking over. I was so happy about breaking 70k yesterday and now my portfolio is back down to 69k. I'm going to rope.
>>60948740At this point they don't even lower interest rates because it's prudent, the idea they need to do it this year has become "too big to fail" in itself.
>>60948984-2.4%Week: -0.32%Stings a bit but miners will recover tomorrow
>>60948984-.13%i blame the jews
So what you have to download several other aps to use tiktok now?
>>60948984-0.65%Also my broker recommended I need to add cash to my account in order to have margin at a safe level. It feels like a junkie having to up his fix to beqh
>>60948984Bought in at the end of the day. Slipped up my order ticket so made .60c on an Intel trade. Currently -.08%
(((They))) are going to create some FUD to dump on us next week, beware. We will probably pump to ATH again this week but next week be on your toes
>>60948715HYPERSTAGFLATION
>>60948708Markets top on good newsAnd bottom on bad newsAnatomy of the Bear
Do markets crash after rate cuts? What is the most likely outcome for tomorrow?
>>60949049And bobos get their bottoms topped on the reg
>>60948999Ive been watching you. Did you panic sell everything in April or why havnt you recovered?
>>60949055Nothing will happen except maybe a small modest retail bump. It's already priced in by the big players and more experienced retail.
>>60948980manufacturers and dealers will be so fucking desperate to get rid of inventory I think I can do better>>60948973I wish I could buy a Chinese EV, but they're basically banned in the US because they're a lethal threat to our shit domestic auto industry
>>60949066>Did you panic sell everything in AprilYes>why havnt you recovered?was on the sidelines too long
>>60949055Things can keep pumping for 2-3 months.
>>60948957ohno the janny is in the thread stealing our precious knowledge. we must do something before he gets corrupted by the wast stacks of money he will be making by following our advice...
SCHD up bigly
>>60948944that's right
>>60949060I know that. Been intimately involved in Bears bottom anatomy for years now.
>>60949082I use Schwab. I-Is that good enough to take her out for a treat like some scones or tea?
>100% tariffs on China and Indiawe're getting 9000% rates tomorrow
How come the US can bully a foreign company into selling its business and forking over its intellectual property with zero negative reaction from the market? Isn't the business friendly attitude of the US the supposed reason its stock market comprises 60% of the world's equities by market cap?
>>60949074I feel for you brother I'll see you on the ride upI'm getting terminated in 2 weeks so my 4k portfolio will have to do lol
>>60949082Congratulations, you've almost recovered to March levels.
>>60949074I also sold during April, not all of it I just sold about 35% of my portfolio which was allocated into something I didn't like anymore and had been thinking of selling for a long time by that point.I had no conviction in that specific stock and that doesn't help when the market crashes. I kept my index funds and bitcoin untouched, and now that's all I own. Conviction is important.If I had gone back in lumpsum I'd be fine but I thought I'd go in slowly and DCA back in monthly. That was a mistake but I felt better about it.
Also SCHD divvy is this month
how come that piece of shit of a currency that is the euro doesnt falter?
>>60948984+1.91Not bad, not great.
>>60948936Quiver Quant says he bought August 25th & 28th>>60948983The Government Accountability Office exists in sort of that role, but iirc its power is mostly investigative and it'd be up to Congress to actually implement whatever it recommends
The market is controlled by gay niggers from outer space so even if JPOW raised rates I doubt it would go down
>>60949055The clowns here. Trump will jump on the 25bp scraps Powell drops from his bowl and we pump.
We should go full cash rightIt will totally be a sell the news event
>>60948984+0.8%
>>60948939Love when that happens. Kind of bangs. Anon from last thread reminded me to try and find this one when Laura Palmer posting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrgnzzsbW8&list=LL&index=1>>60948984+0.2%, I was hoping WOLF and MSTR wouldn't go crazy though so I could DCA [cope 100]
I am caving for burger and donuts right now
>>60948984lost 22k today.
>>60949233How do you have 1.5 million dollarionos?
>>60949239options
I was listening to avril Lavigne the other day, and suddenly I had a drunken vision. QIMCF to $1. I bought 100 shares at 0.17 and I'm already up 85% Can we pump this shit bag there guys? Honestly I was kinda wasted so I don't remember exactly why she said it would run but it seems memey enough, it's some gold company that exploits old disused mines with new Jew drills or something Thank you for your attention
>>60949233How does it feel? Did you shit yourself at the lowest of today or do you just not care because the capital is so great?t. 4k invested
>>60949055short term? probably nothing since a 25bps cut is the current market expectation (priced in). If the fed delivers anything else, the market result is a crapshootlonger term?a recession has followed a majority of rate cutting cyclessometimes you get a soft landing (1984, 1995) but they're rare and only tend to happen if unemployment is falling and yield curves are more normal - neither are the case todaybecause while cuts are stimulative in a vacuum, the fed only tends to use them when worsening unemployment and/or the broader economy are at higher risk than rising inflation isvery possible this time they've backed themselves into a corner after their retarded excessive covid stimulus and we get stagflation where everyone loses
>>60948984-0.53%
>>60949233You the guy long minors?
>>60949245money is supposed to not make you care. If he cared (about 22k), what would it be good for?
>>60949245do not care and it feels good. i will shit my pants if it dips below 1mil though. thats my house money
>>60949227I am having a hamburger after my AA meeting
>>60949242Teach me how to optionsWhenever i look at them it doesnt make any sense to meLets say i want puts on palantirWhich one do i buy? There like zillions from different funds with different leverage and spreadsHow do you decide? How long do you ride it? How are you profitable while others just burn money?Tell me sensei
>>60949268nope. not me.
Is this true /smg/?
>>60949274i'm the wrong guy to talk to. i only do like 2 maybe 3 types of option strats. long calls, poor mans covered call, and wheel strats. I don't dabble with puts. sorry bro. i hope you find something that works
>>60949291This time is different unironically
>>60949291Yes, and this time is the same unironically
>completely red day the plan was the cash out 100% until october but I don't want to do that after a fucking RED dayTomorrow will be green, right bros?right? I WANT to puss out
>>60949291>one year laterstop this fucking shit i want to know what happens tomorrow
>>60949227same
>>60948984-1.8%. Tomorrow I'll do better.
i did buy a lil soxs today
>>60949311its rigged. you will always be donating to israel when you put money in your broker
>>60949311if the fed hints at another rate cut then you'll be missing gains and everything would be priced in for october
>>60949291numbers go...le up?!
>>60949308>>60949310the duality of /smg/
>>60948984-$320.16 (-0.09%)Gay
>>60948642HGRAF TO THE MOOOOOON!!!NIGGAS!
>>60949316One month later typically sees high volatility and generally poor performance
>>60949390im never gonna make it... people with million dollar ports didn't get it through some crap like voo but from being extremely lucky on the job market getting one of those bullshit programmer jobs and putting like 9000 a month of it in the index
>>60949401Buy HGRAF :)
>>60949291I see a few steep dumps on that charts soon after rate cuts. 1 year is iirelevant, I need to know the near term movements.
>>60949401the index is your best bet but you can always risk some to get better gains. stop being a faggot>https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/2uvvjj/xpost_from_rpersonalfinance_guy_who_invested_90k/
>>60949401buy WOLF
Been a good week. Thanks to Dell mostly.
>>60949401literally me, but i also buy voo
>>60949408also lmao at the cope in the comments, that was 11 years ago, everyone said to take his money out, monster is up 260% since then. the index is up 200% or so too
>>60949408oh i do but even with the highest leverage the gains are mostly negated by currency losses and the absolute horror that is dax is worse than a lottery ticket. you need a lot of money to make a lot of money
>>60949401>extremely lucky on the job marketI worked my ass off for a long time, and never got one of those bullshit programmer jobs. It might take you longer than others but don't be a pussy. Work for it and stop crying. And invest in VOO.
>>60949407>I need to know the near term movements.stocks will go up and down, generally up. Volatile stocks will go up and down more than others.
>>60949410wait no why tf is it back down 13% today. should ... should *I* buy WOLF?
>>60949407if the cut is small it will dump then go back upif the cut is big it will pump like crazy
>>60949422have you tried getting a better job german anon, there must be something unique about being german that can lead to some investing insight idk. watch this>https://youtu.be/rf_f8GV0yYM?si=DODph-eM1ZY8uiLi
>>60949431I doubt that nut that got rushed onto the fed committee is going to be able to single handedly push a big yin through THOUGH
>>60949431what if the cut crabs
>>60949072>I think I can do betterThey are desperate today, right now, because they know nobody is interested in a 7500 lease hike and it will be harder to sell cars at an even deeper loss later through this month specifically is the best time to lease, though if you plan to purchase an EV (lmao get hosed by depreciation dumbass) you may not be affected
Oh yeah, to the anon who was interested in AMGN. The mechanism which underpins how Tezpire works is misunderstood, it's actually a far more effective blocker of type two immune function and therefor asthma than they initially credit it for, and I've been keeping an eye on clinical trials and it blocks all endotypes of severe asthma very effectively. Asthma is very common in rich countries and especially millennials, it will probably make megabucks if you hold for a few years until it passes phase IV in the USA, and they don't have their lunch stolen a la Novo>t my phd was on alarmin-immune interactions
>>60949442a big cut is unlikely which is why it will make the market pumpsmall cut is already priced in but big cut is unexpected
>>60949457I have no idea what you're talking about, is this a potential cure for my mild asthma or is it just for people who need to carry an inhaler everywhere they go?
>>60949461we bear chads are waiting for the absurd nonsense to get priced out
>>60949461it better dip I'm finna buy into some shi tomorrow when margin is sorted out>>60949466It will help a lot with any asthma but your insurance probably won't cover mild. it's a long term suppressor of the immune responses so it won't help people who already have fibrosis and remodelling, and it won't help stop an attack immediately
anyone know any zoomers? do they still buy into the invest in VOO and wait 30 years meme or is gambling normalized now?
>>60949467>absurd nonsenseThe market thinks it's statistically likely.
>>60948812Pic very related
>>60948984-0.01% day+1.77 month+16% year
>>60948812"I can't leave the rates because of inflation, and I can't cut because of employment. But Greenspan-sama taught me a special move passed down through the chairs.NIGERUNDAYO"
>>60948642Oh they're DYING dying, okay
>>6094948103 zoomer here, I think most don't even have the money available to fuck around in the market and the one's that do don't exactly have the need to
>>609494811997 borderline zoomer. 4 parts indexes and 1 part gambling port
>>6094948199 zoomer I just trade
henlo mister jeromewe are all very excited for what u will saywhatever u will do to the rates we belieb in uif u raise the rates bigly that is okif u cause an economic collapse that is ok tooif i get killed in riots and put into a mass gavethen that is ok too just to let u knowthank u mister jeromeno further questions
>>60949100Because the US has talked about doing it for like 2 years. It is financially boring. Besides it isn't like we took the place over. They got money for it.
Today was a busy day at work, so I couldn't do much but sell puts that I bought the previous day. Profitable, but could have done better. Looked at the prices here and there on a number of stocks, but couldn't find any deals worth it. Hoping I'll see some value tomorrow morning. I don't expect the (25 basis) cut to cause a massive rally. Bond market is already prepared for it. Most institutions seemed to lock their positions Monday. >>60948976>HodorThanks, I'm jamming to it.
>>60949100The market collectively agrees that fucking over China is a good thing.
>>60949523>They got money for it.If China forced Microsoft to hand over its code to a Chinese company (for money) or GTFO of China we'd never hear the end of it.
>>60949531The market collectively ignores everything negative about the US for some reason. They could ban all banking and the market would be like, eh, crypto will take over and do it more efficiently, bullish.
>>60949538Apple fully cooperates with China. Built all their stuff to order, directly connected to the Communist party datastream.
>>60949555Also:https://www.aol.com/13-big-u-companies-owned-160000886.html
>>60949555Not the same thing. The US is forcing them to hand over a company they don't want to sell.
>>60949538you might be shocked by the requirements to do business in china
>>60949545Banning banks would unironically be a huge blessing to the economy though
>taking physical delivery of gasoline futures
>>60949538It's illegal for foreign companies to operate directly in China.
>>60949571Very good for cleaning grease and such!
>>60949571Could of used that today. I had some major range anxiety.
>>60949567>>60949576Yes I know foreign companies have to have a Chinese partner. They enter the Chinese market with that knowledge. What the Chinese don't do is let a company start investing and operating in the country and then tell them they have to sell their business for some bullshit trumped up reason.
>>60949523classic its ok when we do it but another holocaust if those others do it
>>60949588Venezuela took over Exxon facilities. They didn't give Exxon any money.
>>60949481How do I buy 3x leveraged VOO?
>>60949587I don't think China should be allowed to operate a giant for-profit propaganda factory in the US market. Sorry, Chang.
>>60949100Because it's being done to the Chinese government and it's a drop in the bucket compared to what China does.
doxing leftist fags is the best thing one could do while waiting on market decisions you guys having a good day so far?
>>60949598$UPRO
>>60949564No, they can terminate the business, just like many businesses have had to do in China.
>>60949604What with the polshit, Nintendo guy? It’s only five past midnight and I’m vaping in bed with some YouTube shorts about starfish so it’s pretty fucking good
thinking about how I'll identify a profitable day trade tomorrownot sure if I should just wait until the cut and then buy TSLA options or if I should run my usual scanner for penny stocks that are already pumping
I saw some guy say MDA was going to 45 bucks, so I put MDA into my broker and bought it. Turns out it's only available in canada and I bought some other thing called MDAi. I'm up 4%.
>>60949634Cute
How fucked is the market if the Fed doesn't cut?
>>60949707super fucked bro
>>6094970725 basis point cut is already priced in so if there's no cut then the market's going to dump
>>60949707very fucked, we'll probably crab for a couple years no gains that would be horrible
>>60949721but actually they really wanted to pump hugely so we still go up
>>60949729institutional money will start pulling outretail will slurp because retail always slurps, but they won't slurp it faster than institutions pull out
>>60949733hmm but all these months its been saying that retail has bought up the institutional sell and thats why we are up so massively
>>60949733And institutions will shove the money up their bussies while it inflates?
>>60949714>>60949721>>60949724Time to play a game, then. What are they going to vote?No way in hell Lisa Cook is going to do what Trump wants.
>>60949733do you really think it was retail that pumped a >500 billion company up +40% in 1 day
>>60949736i believe in the pumpwhen it happens tomorrow at exactly 2:00 I will cum hands-free no matter what
>>60949740i think i read something that 7 of 19 would not cut. no idea how the process works though if they argue it out or have a vote where only absolute numbers matter
>>60949737they'll buy gold and cryptocrypto is for bankers now
>>60949740>What are they going to vote?the truth is, the outcome doesnt matter
Realistically speaking, what would it take to fix the american economy?
>>60949759WW3
>>609497590% federal bond yield, 25% federal funds rate
>>60949751>7 of 19Updated, one quit, so they are down to 11.
>>60949759Massive antitrust action to BTFO all the stagnant rent seekers. All other answers are wrong.
Why did my VOO go down today but the S&P went up?
>>60949768Updated
>>60949770based fellow matthew stoller enjoyer
>>60949773Updated. There is 12, with one dude just sworn in.
>>60949759There is nothing wrong with the american economy.
>>60949781Updated with more views.
>>60949759Pogroms.
>>60949783there is everything wrong with both the american and the world economy since both the new deal and the crash of the gold standart >>60949762>>60949765>>60949770so answer a is would have the state do a repeat of world war 2, answer b would have the productive capacity pivot from the state to private entreprise, and answer c would be like Jesus casting out the money lenders from the temple?
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp>if you spent 200 on an option, thats the biggest amount you can loseNO SHIT SHERLOCK>you can sleep easy at night knowing your floor is setis this supose to be a joke?what is this retard even talking?
>>60949768>>60949773>>60949781Appeals Court ruled that Cook stays until the suit is settled, so she'll get to vote.
>>60949808Already got her as solid no. Working on the rest.
>>60949807it's important because shorts have uncapped loss and puts allow you to make a similar bearish bet
>tfw long on $OPEN>Pharmafag announced he's shorting itNice to know I'm doing something right
>>60949814thought "no vote" meant she doesn't get to vote, lol. my mistake.
>>60949814"No vote" is ambiguous between "will vote no" and "not allowed to vote"
It would be so funny if Powell raises rates.
>>60949783everyone says the credit market is fucked thopeople dont pay their monthly paymentsjust like 2008
>>60949822would be bullish
My favorite recession indicator is two consecutive quarters of negative growth
>>60949822raise rates for a strong economylower rates for a dying economyBLS overstated jerbs by at least 900,000
>>60949819>>60949821Done.There are 12 votes. Cook s a no vote! She does get to vote. 60% chance of rate cut,40% chance of 50 basis cut.
i tried cooking dinner but it came out inedible so i ate toaster strudels instead.
>>60949856Thanks based knower for all the posts
>>60949863Best I can do by googling their names. Guess we will find out tomorrow.
Today's performance of my meme portfolio
>>60949856I think there's a case for Powell maintaining his wait and see position, given that inflation keeps going-up whereas jobs growth is slow rather than straight-up negative. Barr, being a pussy, is probably going to receive a chiding black woman lecture from Cook and vote no to atone for his privilege. assuming eveyone else goes how they lean, you'll have 5 yes votes, 6 no votes, and 1 neutral. Williams will decide whether there will be an outright majority for no rate cuts, or a draw. Not entirely sure what the procedure usually is for the latter scenario, but i'd guess it involves debate before they recast their votes. That means the nos will need a defector from the yeses, and if political biases and desire to reassert FED independence carry the day, then I think Goolsbee will be that defector (if he even votes yes in the first place, the guy was on the Colbert report for fuck's sake). I think there's definitely a stronger case for steady rates then most people think. Then again, it's usually not good to bet against the market, so i'm probably completely wrong.
If rate cuts happen, will stock rise in the short term before crashing in 2026 or the holidays?
>>60949894That is a good point. I was banking on the neutrals just picking the party with the strongest argument. But Barr backing Cook is very feasible. That does change the odds. Interesting.
>>60949854i messaged a girl that looks like this and she messaged back but then i blew it. I guess she didn't want me to ruin her tight tummy with multiple childbirths
>>60949074>on the sidelines too longnext time buy the 200 day MA
>>60949927>buy the 200 day MACharlie Munger is kill. Just let him rest, anon.
so uh aren't the rate cuts a sell the news type event?
>>60949960That's what the smart ones did monday and the late ones today. Tomorrow is slurp any deals you can find in the morning time.
>>60949960depends on the dot plot
>>60949927>>60949935>200 dayNigga, he said the 200 WEEK chart
>>60949970Oh, okay that makes more sense.
>>60949846that's not an indicatorthat's a definition
>>60949772the s&p went down today retard,by the exact same amount as voovoo is extremely liquid
>>60949980>that's a definitionDo you remember when the Democrats tried to redefine the definition of recession. Pepperidge farms remembers.
>>60949960Trust the plan
>>60948984+0.21%WBTN 39.03%RGTI 4.11%QBTS 3.6%TSLA 2.82%HOOD 2.22%WBTN exploded because of a buy-in from Disney. It's great that TSLA closed above $420 support. NVDA, AMD, and PLTR continue to hurt me.
>>60949987yes but democrats are financially illiterate
>>60948984- ~$3,250
No rate cut is the only thing that can possibly save my puts and I've held onto them on pure hopium, but the fed will most likely cut and the market will retard pump on the news (even though the cut is pretty much priced in at this point).
>>60949759tariffs but done in a competent manner
What if Jerome says they're cutting rates "because the economy is collapsing as we speak, and it's all we can do to fight against mass unemployment, starvation, social upheaval, and basically a second dark age, and it probably won't work" using those exact words?Because that's basically the situation we're in probably
it would be hilarious if no rate cuts happened. i hope they just bring out a big wheel and give it a spin to decide on the spot what happens, maybe even rate raises.
>>60949994>didn't sell at $420.69you do not understand this market at all anon
>>60950038Imagine thinking we won’t get 25 bips tomorrow kek
>>60950047If the inclusion trail of tears guy sides with Cook, the odds of a rate cut go down from 60/40 to 50/50.
Please tell me we're crashing tomorrow.
>>60949759>drop the mercantile economic policies and return to a free market system>severe austerity measures to fix the deficit>Fed stops doing QE whenever the economy gets the sniffles (recessions are necessary for a healthy economy) >ban crypto>hang trump and his goons in public for treason>keep his policies on the border and illegal immigrationThere you go. America is now heaven on earth.
>>60950047>>60950041>>60950038Historically, when the Fed raises rates, they hold they sideways, and the market rallies sharply when they get cut.Within about 1 year after the 10Y-2Y uninverts, that's when the recession hits and we get tanked on the SPY. This also seems to line up well with the 2026 top that Benner Cycles predict.Y'all niggas need to go long (ideally with a bit of leverage) and enjoy the ride up
>>60950051Biz retards definitely know more than the people at fedwatch for sure
>>60950059"people at fedwatch" are fed funds futures traders but yeah you're rightthey're never wrong because the fed doesn't want to upset the market
>>60950059They don't think like us though and sometimes when everyone says go this direction, maybe the best way to make money is going the way they aren't going.
Logically it should crab until the rate decision and keynotes are released. That said I'm hoping it drops in the morning, so I can slurp.
>>60948665My sister and a few of my friends were engineers at elbit at one time or another and they all complained about the management. Supposedly they are very poorly run. >>60948682I just want to be rich enough to negotiate a bulk rate from a few escorts.
wow this company is making more revenues and eps tha ai dashcams but it's only a 33m market cap while ai dashcams is 180m market cap, whats the catch>volume was 6ko loli guess only poorfags can buy it because anyone else buying more than 4-figs at once will pump it up +10% on their own
niggers
PROTIP: you can literally just gaslight people on bluesky into thinking anybody is a trump supporter
I love how everyone memory holed that Powell got us into this mess in the first place by printing so much during covid to the point where the money supply doubled. Then he did little tiny rate hikes that did nothing Now he's gonna do little tiny rate cuts that will do nothing Fucking pussy. Implying the fed has the economies best interest in mind when they paid literal trillions to bail out the cancerous MBS derivative kikes. The utter shitshow that is the current housing market is all their fault too.
>>60950109I think the issue with BRM isn't the fundamentals. Balance sheet is fine. The issue is visible when you bring up a 20 year chart. I'm looking at a chart from 2005 to now. Clearly investing in it is a joke.
>>60950151Are you pretending to be a fat female michael jackson?
>>60950058>Within about 1 year after the 10Y-2Y uninverts, that's when the recession hits and we get tanked on the SPYthe 10y-2y uninversion was almost exactly one year ago anon
>>60950065don't be so rude
>>60950152I blame him for being late to raising rates, the money printing is completely on the federal government though. All the Fed SPV’s from Covid have been wound down already and they’ve cut 2 trillion off their books.
>>60950109im not too excited about paying high fees for a stock with a huge currency risk
>>60950153i dont really get that viewthe same can be said for a lot of companies that suddenly start getting an inflection, even AMD was guilty of that, with smallcaps that can change so suddenly, they might not be the same company they were 5 years ago like with ai dashcams shifting from a boring camera manufacturer 20+ years suddenly into ai dashcams with growing PaaS revenuethe opposite is true too, a giant can suddenly start declining desptie its 20 years of performancehonestly i do get a bad feeling with BRM, watching a CEO interview right now, but the 20-year chart is meaningless to me for companeis <$50m marketcapthey have great financials but lumpy and potentially not consistent (can drop back down) and i cannot identify a plan or roadmap or confidence into changing out of lumpiness (like how ai dashcam turned their hardware lumpy revenue into setting up a data center and PaaS revenue to smooth out lumpiness etc)
>>60950163problem is that the fed spent trillions to buy that shit instead of letting it fail. biggest mistake of a government is offering any sort of monetary aid for housing. it will instantly pump prices that much
bears winning bigly once again
>>60950173tariffs? they do have a US subsidiary, well actualyl a lot of leaf companies may as well be US company, like 80% of ai dashcams' revenue is from their US subsidiary lmao while they keep R&D cheaper by keep that on the canada side (instead of paying software engineers US$150K or whatever the fk you guys charge in the US, they get to pay only CAD$90k or something and cucknada is hpapy with that
ah theres the problem it's a mature industry, 10% growth rate is considered amazing for this industry
>>60950045Not a trader. Never sold anything.
>>60950180What has this company been doing for 20 years? A 20 year penny stock. If you think you found a gold nugget, well I bet you so did an investor 15 years ago. You will not make money. But hey prove me wrong, but it better be really good proofs.
>>60950156I picked a face pic of a random hoe from my camera roll that wouldn’t be recognizablebut yeah, came to realize that the titties really distract from how ugly most of these girls’ faces are
>>60950233im digging for more i think there's easier plays than thisbut that kind of thinking will stop you from hitting opportunitiesit made me miss out on Intermap because of being biased on past performance when there were enoug hints to demonstrate they were hitting an inflection pointlook at its 20 year but also look at how its past 5 years (new management focused on turnaround, and ai technology become amazing for it because glorified autocomplete or really just recent technology overall for these kind of geography scanning companies is obviously a huge boonduring these times when SPY/QQQ is so expensive "fully valued" already, and you cant just stay bearish 100% cash (tho i do have 20% cash right now) because of currency devaluations.. and gold/bitcoin already going up a lot .. welll you have to be open to more things
>>60950156>>60950237funniest shit I read tonight
>>60950248>>60950248>>60950248
>>60950233look at this garbagebut you're not buying in 2007, i had this in my radar in 2024 and i missed out since i bought more ai dashcams instead
>>60950244>>60950258but if u zoom into 5 years i had this in my radar and it looked like it was mooning back then coz of some big newsand whatever they were before 2020 becomes irrelevant
>>60950190>b-but le implicit guarantee >we have to spend 2 trillion to Morgan Stanley can sell MBSes to bumfuckistan!>you dont understand they're too big to fail we would never survive!!Meanwhile>you want us to spend 5 billion to bail out student loans? >The ones the goiym can't clear via bankruptcy?>there's 3 generations of Americans stuck in paycheck to paycheck hell and the 2030s will be an economic disaster in every single sector?Are you crazy???? Why should I pay for your loan?!!! That will cause inflation!>*ring ring*>yes sir bibi-sama another 10 billion in missiles would be my pleasure :)
and that past 20 years wasnt unnecessarilly useless, it's a boon to anyone who was buying 2024 because it set the foundations for them to be in a niche industry with big barriers (20+ years foundation) for anyone else to get in
>>60950065you can make 50k by working any job
>>60950054
>>60950318not in eu. there are no jobs and very few have such high pay
>>60949822Swap
>>60950054Why? I have money in stocks, why would you want it to go down? :OJust keep buying~
> gold and silver futureswell there goes my plan to weather volatility during FOMC weekI'm FUCKED and will LOSE A LOT OF MONEY TODAYAll in miners
>Greenday on monday>Pump in AH>Pump even more in EU (tuesday)>Tuesday red>Tuesday AH Dump>Wednesday EU pumpFaggots
> GDXJ, SILJdon't have to wait for market open to get SLAMMED with another -3%JUST STOP THE BLEEDING ALREADY I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG I'M SORRY
I want to drop my wolfspeed bags, I already missed one chance to do so while green.I am interested in reading /smg/'s input.
>>60950789its literally freefalling?