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>>60980659The fuck is Forge?
you did not slurpeded hgrafand now you suffer
>>60980659Im doing business wirh some of her holdings
Looks like a good time to load up on HDGE. I can't wait for this dump
>>60980635do NOT sellWorst thing you can right now is sellin fact you've tempted me to buy the dipthe recovery begins here
>>60980665it's a steel company
>all these fed governors basically warning the economy is shit and there is a high chance of no more bepis this year It's fucking grim
>>60980659>he baked>for free>in current year
>he did it for free
>>60980677>>60980682a thank you would be fine
I'm up 40-60% on nuclear this month and yet I want to stack a ton of IEZ and IEO
>Walks in at exactly 12:30 PM>"Market's fucked. Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It's fucking over.">Walks out without saying good afternoon
>>60980692Theres a non zero chance he implies this
When is the V sirs?
BuyEveryDip
>>60980700That's what Powell is there for, also new ATH.
SnPee500 is crashing
>>60980695it's about as likely as him shooting himself in the mouth on camera. I know you want it to happen, but it won't.
Every time AMZN starts to just barely peak its nose into the green it dips right back fucking down. I've been between 0.5% an -5% on this thing for fucking months. It's the only stock in my entire portfolio that hasn't risen into the solid green in this time frame. Fucking Amazon.
Redpill me on income etfs
>>60980711thats the price of too much greed
>>60980659>no Palantirboomer bitch should get with the times
>>60980672i just want to die
>>60980706>>60980707ROSH HOSHANA
My stock just refuses to go up a dollar. Been down since I bought and now I'm close to break even.
free play money at the local casino got me enough winnings to almost break even from what I lost in the market yesterday. Good day so far lmao
>SCHD baggies are greenbuy puts on my life its over
I’m feeling fomo
>UNsell euro wind
>>60980747I’m feeling fomo re: the 6695 SPX put I didn’t buy on open
Is SATLanon here? I think the time has come to buy SATL again. Look at Planet Labs or BlackSky, look at SATL chart. Unless market shits the bed, SATL is gonna explode upwards.
I thought rate cuts were confirmed why does powell speaking matter anymore?
>>60980695If it was terrible news, the insiders would know, and we would be down bigly. The fact that we're only down 0.15% indicates to me that this is a nothingburger and retail is just being cowardly.
>>60980760>ConfirmedLmaoRumaoWe'll see in December how the FOMC really feels
so when the fuck is the massive instant V recovery happening
>>60980730>My stock just refuses to go up a dollar.what stock? you can slowly transition out of it into something else. One of the hard parts of successful investing is knowing when to wait (and sometimes you have to wait longer than you expected) and when to dump it and move on to something else.
>>60980738Still only at March levels. Schwab's restructuring for this one seems to have been overhyped.
>>60980770After the dip from the government shut down.
>>60980756>SATL is gonna explode upwards.why?
NVDA is still above the announcement. It actually needs to be the below it and by the same amount it jumped.
I CAME BACK AND NO ONE GAVE SUPPORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60980770we don't do those anymore. it is finally understood we are in a very deep recession, perhaps even depression by now
$O chads keep winning
what's up with GRRR
>>60980714Great if you want income instead of capital gainsSnowball shares to build incomeOnly buy funds that distribute as return of capitalOnly buy funds that play with an underlier that you wouldn't mind owning anywayYieldmight.com can show information on different income ETFs with distribution history instead of just extrapolating the most recent distribution, and dividend channel's calculator is also helpful
>>60980770>when the fuck is the massive instant V recovery happeningmy stocks are ripping, what are you holding?
I don't feel so good.
What do I buy? For the first time i'm lost, my limit sell triggered for ALAB and I have 5k with nothing to slurp. Any other growth small cap plays besides GRRR
>bought the top of CRWVsadge, big sadge.
>>60980802>buying anything green>everdeary me lad If it's not red I'm not interested
>>60980801Hold cash until shutdown news.
>>609808011. Iren for sure. It's down today and is held by half of congress.Very bullish outlook.2. Broadcom - taken a hit from Nvidia's new Open AI deal which has been quite the overreaction - which is why it's slightly up today and Nvidia's slightly down.3. Nvidia if it falls down further, if it goes into the 177s I'm eating that shit up. Quite sure it'll hit $200 long run but I'm greedy. 4. BBAI if it dips down again but I refuse to touch something that's up 40% in one week. Feels very very bubbly but get ready to pounce.5. Precious metals - you can never go wrong with precious metals (may I recommend Fortuna Mining & Andean Precious Metals which is what I'm holding)
Every single dollar is your employee and every single one should be working for you.
>>60980822What about KVUE? Lots of people saying that Mr Donald will say something to save the stock.
>>60980801GCT, gigacloud technology. It’s both value and growth and literally nobody knows it exists. It can reasonably be a 2-5 bagger
>>60980802>bought the top of CRWVI did, bought 100 shares sold a cc for a fat premium and it tanked, still holding waiting for it to come back and will start selling CCs again.
>>60980775>>60980839an employee lost is worse than an employee gained
what happened today? why voo slightly down when it did nothing but gone up for two straight weeks?
sold my call (SPY)not risking options going into a fed meeting. lost big last time i did that. walking away with +5.73% ($11)
>>60980801>What do I buy?goog, asts, LB (long term hold - massive moon potential), joby, rklb
>Defense tech giant Palantir is selling T-shirts and tote bags as part of a bid to encourage fans to publicly endorse it.
>>60980857>did nothing but gone up for two straight weeks?slight pause, look at the history, there is always some pullbacks before another climb
Whoever bought my XDTE call at $47, thanks for the dosh
>>60980848>buying the top...
Amidst the upturned burned-out cars, the challengers awaitAnd in their fists clutch iron bars with which to seal his fateAcross his chest in scabbards rest the rows of throwing knivesWhose razor points in challenged tests have finished many liveshttps://youtu.be/8Ksksu9JDkg?feature=shared>>60980861Holy shit, can I make up with that for my mocking comments about Kirk's death?
oh hey, LNTH is actually going up today
>>60980858>walking away with +5.73% ($11)profits are profits, good job.
>>60980867Not at the 52 week high.
>>60980714>Redpill me on income etfsthey are fine as long as you understand the tradeoffs. if you learn to trade options you can outperform them because the options trades they use are with big banks that pay less premium than the open options market.
>>60980659Fucking inside trading whoreeeeee
>>60980872this combined with the $30 SPXp flip yesterday and winning $82 with free play money at the local casino on my lunch break means I have recovered my $120 loss from buying an SPX put one second before the NVDA announcement yesterday. if i did the SPX put today i would’ve made bank but not risking too much in options land rnonly option i have is a 10/10 KVUE $17.5c
>>60980867Well I’m in for $20, and the previous top was 60 at IPO and 40 ish after that. 30 is still severely undervalued, company is profitable with growing revenue and a PE of 9, its a slam dunk. You do you.Also TLT calls with GLD calls as a hedge if the bond market shits itself is a decent play, but for growth stocks buying the dip is retarded because it’s either a success and it rips or it flops and it’s fucking ogre. You shouldn’t be buying red too often with growth/smallcaps
yeah the green is canceled today. its already late and the red is only getting deeper
4minutes until giga pump?
>>60980855Cavalcare la tigre.
>>60980861We will be buying
>>60980900Powell is your last hope. Fear not, when has he let you down? Bobos he has many times.
>>60980901thats when it dumps more than in april
>>60980822Thank you, IREN looks like aussie NBIS, bought 5k
>>60980848>>60980895My bags are heavy!
I heard Jpow is in puts today
LMAO
How would the market react if Jerome just stood there in complete silence not uttering a word for 10 minutes straight with his customary expressionless countenance and then just turned around and left the room?
>>60980906i wonder, if nothing always happens then why the dump instead of just crab
>>60980914Me when I lie.
>>60980915Alan Greenspan used to talk and not one person could understand what he was saying.
Is NVO a good value-play or not?>low p/e>consistently high earnings growth>not a ridiculous amount of debt, and it's mostly long-term anyways>high-demand for their products>low institutional ownership, so it might jump if they buy back intwo concerns though:>not a whole lot of cash on hand>it's based in eurostanwhat's everyone's take on going long on this?
Palantir needs to make branded polo shirts with supima cotton or dress shirts with monogrammed cuffs.T-shirts are for the precariat class.
>>60980927Palantir needs to be nuked just like shitrael and all zios
>>60980887Last monday I sold a cc for QBTS strike 20.5 expiry this Friday. Check out the price now at $27.19. I bought shares at $18, premium was like $45. Yes I will make a few $ but dayuuum I missed out. Eh, its the way it goes. I'll take the free money but if I just waited.......
>>60980861>>60980868>>60980904Does anyone know the password for the shop
hunter2
>>60980932fear of this is why I bought back a UVIX $15c I sold for $100 for $42 the next day. should’ve let it expire
>A reasonable base case is that the tariff-related effects on inflation will be relatively short lived—a one-time shift in the price level. A "one-time" increase does not mean "all at once." Tariff increases will likely take some time to work their way through supply chains. As a result, this one-time increase in the price level will likely be spread over several quarters and show up as somewhat higher inflation during that period.What a faggot
What if Jerome Powell walks out on stage and performs an interpretive dance without uttering so much as a single word until the end at which point he says "Figure it out." and leaves?
>>60980659She doesn't own PLTR?
>>60980869Baggie?
he needs to stfu. let the market cook
>>60980943Ending demininis is worse than the tariffs
Can we have gold prices in real money (EUR) instead of Monopoly money? I lile the pump as much as the next guy, but at the end of the day, the Monopoly money makes it so I'm not earning as much as I should. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
>>60980953He's telling you to eat it up. Transitory 2.0
>>60980950Portfolio politics.
>>60980711>bought calls Friday and yesterday>tanked again todayA majority of Amazon's money comes from selling server space and advertising (the sponsored listings you see when you search). So I guess the Fresh service going down in the UK means no sponsored food listings. Fucking hell.
>>60980953thats what china wants you to believe
>He didnt slurp the SNAP dip to hedgekek
Retard moron Too Late Powell. His legacy nothing more than a humiliation ritual. KWAB
What the fuck is the point of this speech?
>>60980659>>60980677>>60980682>>60980690Useless information.Post her entire portfolio.
>>60980962De minimis adds a heavy import burden from all countries now
>>60979563They make money by selling the chats. People admit all kinds of shit in there. Juicer than metadata.
>>60980981Its like zuckerberg said, he can't believe people are retarded enough to just hand him their personal lives
I told you to buy SBSW.Why didn't you listen?My next trade will be announced on sunday.
>>60980973Powell can't go 1 week without talking about how he can help brown people via fed policy.
Thanks Jay, great speech and keep up the good work
>>60980761As I said.
I know that the downside risk is very limited in this irrational clown market and that going long is essentially free money, but I still can't bring myself to put on the clown makeup and go long. Why am I like this?
>>60981002>Buy goldPossibly the most touted advice right now but thank you Jim Simons
>S&P 500 slips as Powell continues to flag cautious approach amid two-sided riskits so over for the bulls
>>60981015I told you some time ago. Why didn't you listen?
>>60980692Powell said the banking sector is sound and safe and one day later that one bank crashed. He will never say something bad.
>>60981011>clown marketStay poor reddit
>>60981018because i am averse to slow gains
>>60981027I literally gave you a 4x in a recession. What more do you need?
How many fucking times is this nigger going to clear his throat? It's driving me nuts.
jerome looks so fucking stressed
Powell basically said stocks are overpriced.
What's Jerome saying?
>>60981043Hes very old
Goat powell
>>60981051Based
>>60981047He basically did the impossible and delayed the second great depression.
>>60980668I slurped HGRAF. The shorties made fun of me. I kept slurping. They're dead now.
>>60981043Does he have covid?
>>60981011Because you don't know what you're doing you stupid nigger faggot
>>60981051they are. But he wont address the elephant in the room which is he the dollar is fast approaching toilet paper status that drives the price of everything, including stocks, higher.>skyrocketing grocery pricestransitional, low priority>elevated equity pricesthis is a serious problem
Link to the livestream???
>>60981070youre a lifetime too late buddyeven the delay on the streamyoure roast kiddo
>>60981070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WKEQas0pw
>>60981070youtube.com
oh my god the gassing up of ai.... i cant believe these are questions actually being asked, i thought everybody realized earlier this year that AI = auto complete. when will the bubble pop ??
>>60981011You don't know better than the market. You're not The Big Short. If you are losing money, it's because you're doing something wrong.
>>60980914It's not a lie if you believe it
>>60981076Eternally poor ngmi redditors did
JAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE
>throat clearing againpowells gotta lay off the cigs
>>60980914>>60980920>>60981078Grow up you little manchildren. Every single politician is lying. Biden did, Reagan did, they all did. The only question you have to ask yourself how to profit off this.
Transitory
>>60981088bro needs a fidget spinner or something. His hands crave tacticity
>>60981077>You don't know better than the market. You're not The Big Short. If you are losing money, it's because you're doing something wrong.
>actual indians spamming in the stream chatwhy are they allowed on our internet
>Quick Jerome, Kamala is about to lose the election! Make the cuts!>It's already done.
>>60981097There is nothing more reddit than overestimating your own intelligence instead of acknowledging what the market is telling you.
>>60981087that really was the top...
>>60981098I saw one that was like>OBLITERATE INDIA
>Talks about education issues>Can't pronounce short-lived correctly
>go to short a stock which is pumping today but is actual garbage (Gemini)>No shares available to short>Puts are crazy expensive This nigger market is gay and fake
>>60981104>There is nothing more reddit than overestimating your own intelligence instead of acknowledging what the market is telling you.
Here we go. Now retard Powell is going to start talking about nigger inequality.
Amazon being so far in the toilet is dragging my entire portfolio into the red thanks to their presence in index funds and my own ownershipThey need to announce they're just going to hire American college grads already
>>60981119Anon that means the market is expecting it to go down
>>60981123For whom the smoke detector tolls
>Everything is fucked, but let's talk about how much of your money we're going to give to niggers
>INCOMES CAN ONLY RISE IF PRODUCTIVITY INCREASESLMAO SOMEBODY POST THE CHART
>>60981119Why would you short a bull market in the first place when you can buy any ai adjacent or energy or quantum stock and make money
>>60981119Do you think you're a special snowflake that realized this before everyone else? You're not entitled to anything. Retard.
>In my day, we dug holes with our bare hands, and we LIKED IT
>>60981132Got that on speed dial.
>>60981131hmm so long gold and coca cola then
>buy a stock worth $300>1 minute goes by>"Congrats! You just bought this stock for $310!">check its value>$290
>>60981137>your economy on mass illegal immigration: the chart
>>60981147Why did you place a market order?
why is he sitting like an ftm trans man
>>60981149fuck off already
>>60981137Jerome won't save you. Nobody will come to help you. Charts won't help you. You will have to find a way out if this yourself. Grow up.
>>60981120these zoomers are too new to the market to realize that complete utter junk like NKLA can pump 6x in 2 months. Literally let a truck roll down a hill in neutral>acknowledge what the market is telling you
>>60981149Did you pay her for the sex?
>>60981146market isnt rational. wtf are you spewing
henlo mister jer-
>>60981149every time a friend of mine comes back from asia, they tell me the same story as you
>>60981148>your feelings: hurt
>>60981161No, I paid for our dates and trip though, I gave her some spending money too to buy stuff.
>>60981165>your hands: brown
>>60981168There is a 70% chance she is expecting you to send her more money.
>>60981154Kamala voter
Hahaha
>vow to stop being bearish as it’s a clown market>market immediately dips>SPX puts I would’ve bought are now +$2kfucking hell
>>60981177Calm down lil fella it will be ok
It's safe to put to rest in its grave this dream (assumption?) people had, how all kids are going to be super techno savvy just because they grow up "surrounded by technology".Normie kids are less tech savvy than ever, because even though they're "surrounded" by tech, their interaction is only through very streamlined and sanitized means that does not require any tech learning. Namely, an iPhone to open an app of a centralized platform. Them not knowing how to deal with files and folders would not shock me, as Apple worked hard to kill this concept.For an elite slice of non-normie kids however, I would say they're going to mog even the best of the previous generations. People criticize internet, how it was supposed to be a means to access world's knowledge at your fingertips, but ended up with brain rot. The thing is, that info all exists on the internet, and really is more accessible than ever. Those few elite parents and kids who make use of it to find the good stuff, to start better than their previous generations, I believe those kids are going to be something to behold. The kids who started to program, who started to learn technical knowledge straight from the best sources at very young age. Even for schools, for the top elite, it really is the best that it has ever been. You're just not going to get that being sat in a regular school.Those kids are my only hope for the future.
>>60981176this
Holy fuck, even when it goes down it is in slowmotion, wtf is wrong with this retardmarket
>>60981182>clown marketthings poorfag redditors eternally say as they stay poor
I feel bad for jerome, man just wants to talk about economic policy but retards keep talking about social issues.
>>60980668Still way below where I got off the train before.
Uhh anons... why is market's control stick shaking?
>>60981200We're about to have septembear as scheduled
whys he so tense?>>60981200
>>60981147Only limit orderes.
you niggas about to witness a gamma burst on snap
why do (you) even own equity etfs? GLD chads are eating your lunch on red and green days.
>>60981200Yom KippurOr is it Richard Dreyfuss
t-thanks jay
>>60981186>It's safe to put to rest in its grave this dream (assumption?) people had, how all kids are going to be super techno savvy just because they grow up "surrounded by technology".I think zoomers were cooked 10 years ago when they were proven to just be iphone kids.
>waiting for the dip>get impatient>buy what I think is the dip>it keeps on dipping
>Are we done? I guess we are.What did he mean by this?
are we being raided by basedtroonsthis thread is worse than usual
The entire YT chat of the livestream is just Indians shilling. We really need a great firewall. Otherwise every corner of the western internet will be like a market street of Bombay with jeets screaming in your era to BUY SAR.
>Powell subtly taking a jab at Trump for killing department of education>because education is investment in people>because education or lack thereof causes inequality>because Trump now also demands money for H1b-Visa kek
you guys should have bought the cracker barrel, it pre-dipped last week and is green now from shorts closing. Going straight back to 45
Knew I should have gotten some DVN
>powell implying retail has overvalued the shit out of stocksLMAO
>ASTS +14.88% only white men invest in space
wtfwt
>>60981192Everyone is watching the same news, using the same info, we're self fulfilling our own prophecies and alot of people are indecisive about what to do right now because were expecting one final pump.
>>60981210dafuq dat mean am I finally gonna make some money?
jesus christ i should have been bear todaylife is a bitchat least i took the $11 profit from the SPY call I held for ten minutes
Shit and Piss falling off a fucking cliff
>>60981248All I ever wanted was the truth, Jerome.
>>60981233wtf he wasn't supposed to be involved in politics
Heading down to levels not seen since last week
>>60981233Restriction to h1b is bad though, it raises wages on average.
>>60981262He didn't say it directly. But it was closing remarks. He made it about himself as he said the Fed and the rates aren't as important as that. But it's also policies Trump is doing major changes to, so...
>>60981212Basado
>>60981233Oh no. Whatever are we going to do if we don’t have an unaccountable money pit squandered by schools with progressively worse test scores year after year?
>>60981233>killing department of educationTrump is going to do a lot worse than that if the Democrats are actually going to commit to the shutdown.
Lately I just hate being in calls more than two days.
>>60981269>native wages *rise*oh the humanity. --BREAKING--SPDR S&P 500 ETF PLUMMETS TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY
>>60981282>going to commit to the shutdownThey won't do shit
>>60981288>SPDR S&P 500 ETF PLUMMETS TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAYits so fucking over. we lost a whole day worth of gains.
how are they so good at this game
>>60981269Isn't this because cities with a lot of H1-B immigrants are usually full of high-paying tech companies?
>>60981282What more can the retard already doHe's already put a national sales tax on everyone and lies that its solving our debt (its not)
>sold my UVIX Friday>didn’t buy SPX puts on openwhy did i decide to pick today to stop being a bear
IT'S ROSHING TIME
>Bloomberg switches to seething about trump>Muh UN dindu NUFFIN wrong, the escalators are fine! Globalism good!That's it for the markets today
>>60981233america is such a shithole people get sniped from roofs and the president kills education?
>>60980798AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Lot of UN seethe in this thread
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>refused to cut rates months because of fear of tariff-related inflation>now claims job cuts may have absorbed the inflationSome people just can't admit they were wrong.
>>60981314RECKONING
WTFWTFTWFTDF
time to buy NVDA bros?
>>60981314Cheapies
Second Great Depression happening or.....nothingburger?
>>60981314its just a scare lmao people will panick
You guys haven't been watching the right grifters, this selloff has been expected, could pull back up to 5% before it's done. And then one final pump before it crashes for good.
>rate cuts were priced in>jpow just confirmed they won't happenit's over
>>60981269>h1b1's cause the wages of natives to risewhy though? do companies just start giving their employees more overtime to fix the mistakes that the pajeets make?
See you all tomorrow on green wednesday.
>>60981314it was me getting longs. every time i try it crashes or crabs
>>60981333
>>60981330>people will panickpeople like me?!
Hey guise why we falling?
>all major tech stocks red except AMD sigh Powell loves fucking me
Remember to slurp the dip bros, this simple trick has been working for years now and works 100% of the time every single dip has recovered
Everything is dumpingggg
>>60981318Wait does this mean trump actually doing good?
>>60981339do you want to panick?
>>60981310education department did such a poor job over the last 40 years that drumpf got elected, fartcoin has 600m market cap, and the lord of dumb fucks is building a multi billion city-sized datacenter to run the ultimate digital retard that may or may not finally give us the recipe for bbq "what do I do next" sauce
>>60981333Every fed gov for the past 3 days has said any further cuts is extremely unlikely
Knew I should have sold my options for a loss.
The most unnecessary dump of all time. What fucking retard decided it would be a great idea to have Powell give an unnecessary press conference?
>>60981344we knowbut when exactly to pounce is the questionwhen will the bottom come?
Hmmm>>60978007
>>60981348i always panick
>+1.8% pre-interview>-0.7% post interview and still fallingDo I blame Powell, or the awful interviewer?
>>60981356keklast week dumped and the next day mooned
>>60981314I bought
>>60981346No, because Trump hired Powell many years ago, it's his fault he failed to communicate with Powell at appropriate times
>Home sales are headed for their worst year since 1995, per RedfinHahahahahahha bobos eating good tonight
>>60981322lmao I bought when it fell to $170, feels good man
What was said ~20 minutes ago?
>SPY peaks at 666
>>60981363neither
>end of septembear happening as expectedwhy are you surprised?
We got fucking Barted!
>DISNEY PLUS PLAN WITHOUT ADS TO RISE $3 TO $18.99/MONTH: VERGEWeimarflation is here boys
>>60980659>all of my shit stocks up 6-8% in a single day after rallyingAt this point I know that it will take the faintest breeze to make them fall but I just buy and hold all of my stocks.
the feeling of knowing I could have 10x’d if I did SPX puts is eating me alive. “no don’t you’ll lose everything being a bear” fuck off i want to die
>>60981371If there's such demand for their GPUs why are they striking deals with their clients to buy them. Surely this is the exponential age and not because they don't want to eat the depreciation costs on their increasing inventory?
bought some PMgod help us
>>60981375practically verbatim what Powell said after he cut rates but for some reason this iteration of it warrants an armageddon freakout
>>60981360Kek I posted that last night and literally opened this thread just now to see if anyone noticed. 2spooky
>>60981356Trump decided because he's a dumbfuck boomer that wanted to make them enemies instead of just letting them do their thing.
>NVDA still above OpenAI scamdeal announcementoof
>>60981375good evening
>we hit the bottom alreadylmao you're all little girls
>>60981380do people just accept this? its almost doubled from the old 9.99 days
where is the usual violent v-recovery?
They deliberately rigged the teleprompter.This means war.
It’s already recovering, bears can’t even manage a 1% dip anymore, pathetic
>>60981410it can continue tomorrow
>bought some puts early in the day>panic sold them for a 10% loss hours agodarn
Mom said Its our turn to play with the market, bulls
>>60981168You paid for sex dumbass
>>60981434"lol" said the bull, "lmao."
guys, I'm red
>>60981448Re-fund it?
>>60981448long way to go if it goes to 510
>>60981448are you holding cryptos?
>>60981448Same and it is so annoying and predictable.
>>60981456No, minors
>And now on Bloomberg we have the president of Latvia, hello Mr president>Hallo>Trump said your country is going to hell and immigrants from third world shit holes are causing it. Also he is a mean poopoo peepee jerk. Your thoughts?>Ve recognize that NATO has many different opinions and accept some of his points>BUT HES A RAPIST WHAT ABOUT EPSTEIN MUH RUSSIA ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT DOWN DRONES???>Ve will follow what our NATO leadership suggests and not incite tensions further>But he said china doesn't use wind power! Isn't he a stupid Nazi for pointing this out?>Nu>Thanks for your time Mr president. Now we turn back to our senior democracy fellow, mrs jew leftist to seethe about trumpThe absolute state of financial "journalism"
>>60981222It means we kiss
>>60981460Let the minors go and you won't get hurt
Panic selling is over buy buy buy
yesterday : +0.05%, all my yurostonks red, all my us stonks greentoday: -0.04%, all my yurostonks green, all my us stonks redit's all so tiresome
I need more dividends and passive income
>>60981464and this is why the stocks are down today...
>>60981464>>Trump said your country is going to hell and immigrants from third world shit holes are causing it.Link me the video.I live next-door to Latvia, and brown immigrants are still rare here. Meanwhile in US you can get stabbed by deranged niggers on public transport.
I sleep.Wake me up when real shit goes down.
Imma go for an incelwalk.Upon returning, I shall find SPY at a steady yet unimpressive $665.5
>bulls can't handle the thought of a multi day correction and start buying like crackheadsThis is exuberance
>>60981212Only 12% of my folio is in GLD/SLV.
>>60981459if it's predictable that's your greatest assetjust become a day trader nigga
>>60981481but are you in a major city? not far from there the cities are majority brown nowdays
Be fearful when others are gay
SirsHow many stocks do you hold in total?I've never exceeded 6 desu Anything more gives me a headache
>>60981497Yeah, I studied and worked at the capital for a decade now.
I'm playing Dragon Quest 7 again while trading stocks after the remake announcement. Man so many video games suck major dick these days. How is a 3DS game from 2016 more fun to play than any shit that's on PS5 and Xbox X right now? Expedition 33 is the only game this year that I really liked at all....This is bearish for video game markets.
>>60981077>unironically treating the market as some all-knowing deityGo and watch these money managers talk on CNBC for 5 minutes and tell me with a straight face that these retards know what they're doing. The market is made up of these morons and even more retarded retail investors YOLOing their life savings into dogshit.
>>60981501Never hold more than two at a time but I'm not even five figs
>>60981349>and the lord of dumb fucks is building a multi billion city-sized datacenter to run the ultimate digital retard that may or may not finally give us the recipe for bbq "what do I do next" sauceWhich lord of dumbfucks is this, sam altman or elom or bill gays?
Trump talking about dc being unsafe in the past is the most dystopian sightIt's like he's never went anywhere but buildings with marble floorsHow can we topple the rich? This is getting ridiculous
>>60981318>if people go homeless and can't spend money at all, this is better than a small uptick in inflation in chink goods
>>60981506interesting. i guess they have different culture then as the nordic countries are full of those people. in sweden,finland if you go for a city walk whites will look like a minority there
>>60981491Let them buy, Margincall hungers.
>>60981519>Who is Marion Barry, Alex?
>>60981481Lithuania is much worse than Latvia.
>>60981523Nah, in Vilnius they are still rare. Mostly food delivery jeets, maybe some central asian (from -stan countries) workers. At least for now.
>>6098149490% of my folio is GDX/SIL/GLD/SLVR
If we are headed into a recession, why the hell is energy going up? Can anyone explain that to me?
>sold USAR a week ago>NOW it pumpsYou little fucker>>60981501I buy and put randomly amounts into as many stocks as I think will possibly 2x or more based on random posts on /biz/.>>60981509What
>>60981491its still falling...
>>60981542A and I
>>60981542Look at the dollar.
>>60981546>I buy and put randomly amounts into as many stocks as I think will possibly 2x or more based on random posts on /biz/.seems like a dreadful strategy I shall do the same
>>60981542utilities and metals always pump in times of economic uncertainty because they'll literally always be needed in times of a recession those are the two you want to dump all your shit in (as well as bonds obviously)
>>60981511this one
>>60981541I wish I had sold my crypto for 20,000 dollars a month ago and then fomo'd into GDXU when it was 80 bucks a month ago because I'd be up a lot.
>>60981569Is that Apu supposed to be a reference to some game?
think I might go on a walk
>>60981568Damn, he's such a loser he isn't even in the top 3 dumbfucks.
fml how much is this crap going to crash
>>60981501Not including etfs and coins, 11.
>>60981575I think he's just violent.
>>60981542Energy pumps as it is getting cooler plus data centers need like 10 more nuclear reactors.
>>60981546>WhatI'm under 10k so I can exit a full port position quickly
Migrate>>60979684>>60979684>>60979684
Baking
>>60981296it's easy when you have inside information showing you exactly what to buy and when
>>60981583Why bother putting money in your 11th best idea instead of more in your 1st?
Red
>>60981600
>>60981547I was talking about the bull posts ITT talkembout buying up "muh dip" an shiiiieeeet
>>60981566But both of those will initially dump as the market goes down before pumping.
>>6098150148 right nowUp 110% ytd
My portfolio is down but my local currency went down faster so I'm up overall
Is VIX at or above 17 even sustainable for the next weeks? IVs on the ATM VIX front exps seems to think so...
>>60981641Lmfao
Sometimes I wonder why they're posting bobos and pink wojaks on the /biz/ catalogue when the market is doing fine, then I remember that literally everyone outside this general is a brown stinking pajeet posting from a shack in Dhaka
>>609815015 absolute tops I prefer 2-3 and a strong cash balance
SLURPSLURP YOU FILTHY SMIGGERSAS IF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE DEPENDED UPON ITSLURP, NOT FOR YOURSELF. BUT FOR YOIR KIN, YOUR KIND, YOUR KINDER! And for the love of God, buy GRRR
meh i knew the move this evening was to stay cash. untradeable volatility
>>60981682If you're trading vol it's literally the easiest money this year by far
>>60981677uhhh stock is heading down saar
>>60981299Anyone have an opinion on blackberry earnings?
>>60981688no. suddenly now its pumping again after falling insanely
>>60981677AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60981695>We are proud to announce our contract with the government of Swahili for the total sum of two gorillion dollars t. scummy company>why, no, we're not going to submit a sec filing, just trust us bro t. scummy company>omg scummy company inc. (ticker: SCUM) is going straight to the MOON, invest in them RIGHT FUCKING NOW t. saaaaaaar from /smg/
Was wrong about oracle today. Going to stfu in the future. Thank you for your time
>>60981719Why not both?
>>60981700You're typically delta neutral when trading vol twin
I’m buying more nvda and crwv surely ai wins
>>60981700bros is on the five minute chart
>>60981719If the black stuff is tarry or sticky, that's bleeding.
>>60981736Do I touch it to tell if its sticky or will it stick to my asshole?
>>60981577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZX6Q-Bj_xg
>>60981519He wants everyone to have marble floors. First step is fire your local Democrat.
I'm in the green again
Why can't this fucking nigger just keep his mouth shut?Stupid kiked faggot printed fucking trillions not even half a decade ago and here he is acting like a real big boy economist with his mandates to suck cocks. No shit they're highly valued you fucking faggot nigger. Theres no where else to put money where if won't be immediately eaten up by the inflation that you fucking caused
>>60981725>>60981736Thank you doctor
>>60981750
>no bredIt's over...
>>60981741If you wipe your butt and check the tp, you'll know
>>60981765still a lil bit of life left in this one
Powell will cuck and cut rates in october.
>>60980707Bro, just turn it upsidedown and you'll be winning yo~
SOXS time?
>>6098176870 images left to be exact
I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA HERE
Bump
>>60980914Does anyone want deflation?
>>60981786Everyone says houses are too expensive, so yes.
Every time I do 0DTE I promise I’ll never do it again. Then I do it again and lose yet again. Fake ass V recovery. So disappointed in myself but also with my nigga Jerome.
>>60981788>>60981788>>60981788
>>60980980On burger people or on real people?
Oh shit! Just got a FedEx tracking number from S&W
>>60981750How about you just take profits? You only gain when you sell.
>>60981477I feel ya~Me too please
>>60981498>Be fearful when others are gayBe gay when others are fearful
>>60981562>I shall do the sameI do the same...
>>60981750Absolute truth.
