bobina never cums edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61051515
First for uhhhhh idk uhhhh cum
This was the top, thanks for playing.
The only natural born talent I really have is cockblocking my own self from success
>>61052688oh yea it's gonna be a spicy tuesday
>>61052680The top is when AI takes all the jobs.
Did I miss any happenings today?
Is Grok right yes or no?
>Have the best single day I've had in months>Now paranoid that the whole thing's gonna crash and I'll get rugpulled tomorrowAnyone else?
>>61052594Today: +0.59%I am very very close to a major milestone
>fed says no more rate cuts>gov shut down>stocks skyrocketsomething is not right this doesn't feel right a big shift is approaching
>>61052705Idk google SPRB and AMD
>>61052682fucking moron
>>61052710sukkot doesn't end til next monday
Kektop
Literally unstoppable. Day after day it PUMPS. When are we gonna see a red day? I am getting nervous
Applovin just tanked
when should I sell my SOXL bags I've held forever now?? cost/share of $59...
>>61052710I'm a cozy divy investor waiting for Jan 1 for more space in my roth. AMT shit itself for no reason and can't buy in
>>61052717t-t-thanks you t-t-too
>>61052726When it reverse splits and goes to $70
>>61052710I've noticed that most smggers have great plays but they always panic and sell too early, instead of buying more of that winning position. What causes this?
IREN - 140m Revenue. 15bn market cap.Lol
>>61052734elon musk's son looking fuckable>>61052736buy buy buy
new jpow video dropped on oldje, if you know, you know
>>61052726LOL!
>>61052734Idk I feel pretty good about selling AMD in premarket at 225 instead of getting greedy with a 35% candle in a day. Perhaps I will regret it but I doubt it, plus it feels like I’m an honorary Jew selling the premarket pump before RTH
>>61052708It has zero effect so far, not minimal.
>>61052708this is huge.
>>610527082 more weeks bros. We are so back
>>61052724GoodTruly ridiculous valuation on that thing for far too long. What happened, missed earnings?
>>61052724take a crap on your money
>>61052734We are skittish chronic self-doubters. Usually naturally gifted intellectually but too unmotivated/dissocialised to take full advantage of it. So we look for the easiest way to riches, clicking buttons and being a degenerate speculator/investor.But self-doubt creeps in, some of us read minutia signals on the charts and talk ourselves out of big winners.We love to buy. We love to sell. We hate holding.
>>61052662I hope that GRRR will raise guidance significantly and make me cumI hope that Elon Musk will partner with Archer and make me cum againI hope that SoundHound becomes profitable this year and makes me cumI hope that this piece of rotten dogshit Intuitive Machines gets some juicy contract and let me break even
The government is literally shut down.. millions of employees and veterans are without paychecks... and you're celebrating...
>>61052734it's safer and more consistent
sleep tight homiesxoxo
>>61052793Night fag love you too
>>61052789They are getting a paid 1 month vacation. Every time there’s a shutdown they always get back pay when they don’t deserve it
>>61052796the military is still working. pretty sure some or all gov workers are working still too.
I didnt sell during the liberation day drops but i should have bought. I actually fell for some of the FUD.
im worried every day that the bear market will start so i try to hold nothing overnight, but it just never starts.
>>61052805my old gov office (staff shit in the pentagon) is about 50% furloughed, half are still clocking in to do critical budget work
*kisses >>61052793 and >>61051882*
>>61052662NAK TOO THE MOON FAGGOTS. Those bags have been heavy, kek.
>>61052817dont get heemed by inside trading
>>61052817short NAK at 2 it's free moneywhat you think trump is going to greenlight a canadian company to mine US resources?
That was it. The top. The final top. The market will never, ever hit these levels again
>>61052830>what you think trump is going to greenlight a canadian company to mine US resources?>yes?
>>61052847Wouldn't it make more sense for them to invest in divys?
Trump just said they are building a building the size of Manhattan for AI. Wat do
>>61052786I hope you get to cum as well anon If GRRR do raise guidance (they should I'd be worried if they didn't) then we shall both cum together my smigga <3No homo :3Unless?
>>61052796>they always get back pay when they don’t deserve itI wouldn't say they don't deserve backpay. It's not their fault that politicians are retarded.
Why is ACHR pumping this hard? I'm up like 60% on it now, sell?
>>61052856UTSL
>>61052864they don't deserve backpay you fucking leech i hope ai replaces you useless fucks out of your adult daycare and spits pennies of UBI at you to compensate.
financially speaking, is having a girlfriend worth it?
>>61052856It's a new paradigm. We're all gonna get rich!
>>61052882Mad much?
>>61052871check the previous thread
$NAK bros?
>>61052806*holds you gently*
>>61052830>>61052817cost average is .73 I'm fuckin ballinI wonder if it'll dive 60% at $2 like it did last time though lol
>>61052856Honestly I'd hold the energy companies that will power it
>>61052883no
>>61052734If you have free time, swing trading is funnier and sometimes more rewarding. You just have to follow some tickers, every day.
>>61052911do you even know why it dived at 2 last time?
>>61052883what can a gf provide you that a wet sock can't?
>>61052882How are libertarians so deliberately retarded about how stuff works and yet not funny at all to talk to
>>61052964The smugness is the main annoying part. But i do enjoy all the liberals lately repeating that DXY being down means the SP500 is down too and that its equivalent to inflation. Most people have no clue about finance.
>>61052945something about the EPA vetoing the Pebble Project from moving forward.Not sure why it's jumping now but I imagine something similar is happening: news about the project starting, then another EPA intervention that will make it plummet
>>61052950Creampies
>>61052986My sock has NEVER complained about me not pulling out
lotta cumming going on ITT
>>61052594+10%WAGMI at this rate
>>61052662>achr keeps pumping after hours
>>61053011im genning ai porn. kinda based desu
>>61052976>the liberals lately repeating that DXY being down means the SP500 is down too and that its equivalent to inflationCheese and rice
>>61053015Where can I buy one of these
I THOUGHT AMD MADE NO PROFITS AND MISSED THE PUMP.
>>61052708So essentially Grok is telling me to load up on SP500 ETFs when the -7% is reached?
>>61052680But the elliott wave guy on youtube said we have 10 more years.
>>61052734Almost everyone ITT started out with crypto, and there with no coin it's guaranteed it will go back up again -- not even Bitcoin (especially pre 2020)
>>61053084there has been dozens of backwards looking analysis that shows if you are holding long 10+ years, it doesn't really matter if you time the bottom, runs with people buying the top every time in cycles still came out well if you held diversified index etf long enoughyou can DCA but lump sum also has a slight edge if you're holding long
>>61052716shrekrili is pumping a shake weight and shilling sprb on a twitterx video chat right now. is this his thing?
Is Tesla announcing a partnership with Archer tomorrow? It looks like the market is expecting it but it feels unlikely to me
>>61052964me hating the government doesn't make me a libertarian>>61052977WRONGjust fucking short it at 2
>>61052986I've literally creampied a sock 3x a day for the majority of the past 25 years.A sock won't cook or give you children but neither will a woman.
>>61053107What I said isn't "timing the bottom to enter the market". I am more than satisfied with my current SP500 ETF lineup, but when prices drop by a certain amount I will buy more above my previous point of satisfaction.
Go all in on AmericaThis town didn't have a mcdonaldsAlso when I walk back to my bus I'm playing shin megami tensu 3 nocturne on steam deckMy life is so fucking kino
>>61053144i recommend looking into DCA vs. lump sum then, but yeah lump sum is better if you already have the cash sitting
>>61053150>proud to be poisonedthis will always be a rug in the end
>got rejected again…$400k NW at 27, but because i’m driving a 2000 camry, these girls think i’m not on their level. I wear basic shit cause of my wfh job and they think i’m a brokie. This is getting retarded. I just wanna start a fucking family, i’m sure she was in massive debt too. Phd in some type of social services psychology and big LV tote.
>>61053162Howso?I did squat ohp and pull-ups today, I'm as strong as an oxOnly thing poisonous is your attitude buddy
>>61053163$400k won't buy a personality lol. Try finding a guy like yourself on /r9k/
>>61053163Let them suffer and be poor you'll be a millionaire soon, work on your fitness and never settle for a roastie
>>61053163Most women don’t care about money. Just be:>attractive>funny>have your shit together
>>61053163learn to put your money to work for status, i'm a frugal bastard but i have a $1.4M net worth at 39 with 0 debt, i learned that outward appearance matters a lot, there are smart hacks to improve fashion, live in a better place, and also get a decent car, i would prioritize the car the least though$5k can get you a killer wardrobe, build it up slowly over a year, fashion has the most impact on how women perceive you, dumb bitches who automatically reject on car are not worth it anyways
>>61053163quit the autism and signal some if you don't have natural charm and presence (i.e., are attractive or can make women laugh). dressing nice is the bare minimum if you know you're mediocre. get some hobbies and mirror her during conversation.also here are some items that women are impressed by (from experience):>wallet, watch>dress shoes>books>record players, records>woodworking or anything you've built with your hands
>>61053163You could have $4 million NW and those bitches would still treat you like a brokie because they know you're not gonna waste it on stupid shit that they want. Go find yourself a country girl or someone like that.
What’s the play for tomorrow, bros?
s p o o k y r a l l y ! ! !
>>61052883Depends. Even if you're a logical guy and you split the bills, having a girlfriend means going out more, spending money on useless shit like gifts, getting new clothes etc.On the flipside, it might, might, motivate you to earn more and spend less on *your* useless shit.If she holds a respectable job with a high salary, you might become more competitive and thus earn more at your dayjob.
>>61053163buy a house and import a SEA monkey, implant your sister's eggs into her and have white babies.Speaking to women is the root cause of all suffering
>shadow thetawhat is this
>>61053208i dont know. im the most mentally challeneged here and pretty much only trade IWM
>>61053230Single child dude, i might still get a SEAmonkey, some of them are hot.I don’t want to work and just have my wealth evaporate to nothing.
>>61053231when the volatility blots out the skies so you trade 0dtes in the shade
>>61053242Why does a guy born in 1974 look like a grandfather?
>>61053231>he doesn't know>about vega>about charm>the tigers in the grass>the volatility of the volatilityHe. Doesn't. Know.
>>61053242dude has a busted face but is tall and jacked, not a regular chudcel
>>61053195>>61053200This. Why should she want to be with you? You sound like that anon walking around with holes in his undies. Should girls jump on your dick because you have high networth and will be able to retire early? Then you and her will have romantic dinnes everyday (beans will be served) with candlelights (to save on costs of electricity), with most of your money still being put into the stock market? I'm really frugal as well but appearances matter for women too as well as the ability to spend some of your money for leisure and nice things. Nobody likes a Scrooge.
Does this end well? Ive had one play for the past three weeks and it continues to print.
>>61053263>Nobody likes a Scrooge.yes, i had to learn the hard way, after covid i balled out, made some mistakes but got laid way more frequently because i wasn't acting like a total poorfag, yes it costs money but that's just life, now i have calibrated but it's easier at 39 to go for broken women in their 30s, they magically become more approachable if you give them what they want to hear and see, too bad i'm hitting and quitting these hoes that never looked at me in my 20s, i stay collecting my cap gains, divvies, and general gains
>>61052789Those people don't really matter, they are just welfare queens, technically.
henlo mister jerometoday you have seen how unstable it isthe stock market i meanit goes up bigly some daysbut sometimes it goes down also biglyyou must lower the rates pleaseso it always goes up biglyand no more down biglythank u mister jerome
>>61053277Bull flag.
>>61053277is that a lot of money in your village?
Why did planet labs rug today
>Quantum Computing has reached agreements with institutional investors for the purchase and sale of about 37.2 million shares through an oversubscribed private placement, expected to generate $750 Million.
>>61053303>techincallyLiterally.
>6k in cashwhat do? wait or buy?
Does this end well? Ive had one play for the past year and it continues to print.
>>61053327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtuFqCsCyE
>>61053131The government can't react to the petition to overturn the veto, so line won't go down until the government reopens.... right?
>>61053314Im 20 and started doing something with my money back in february. Look at the percentage gain, not the numbers I guess.
>>61053344qrd?
>>61053150>colaKill yourself ziotranny supporting troon
AMD finna 20x now. Prove me wrong.
>>61052708That's my favorite shit about LLMs, tell it to extrapolate it further into the future - beyond 3 months, beyond 5 years, beyond 800 centuries. Then ask it to do the same for cases when the government keeps operating continuously without shutdowns, from 2 weeks to 300 years.
>>61053344Ellen Page not looking bad, I did not know she was into investing
>randomly looking up a boomer company I'd never invest in>see that it took 5-6 years for the stock price in both financial crises of 2000s to recover*sweaty frog*
>>61053342Kek based
They're selling dollars for 40 cents again
I’ve never made so much money so quickly. Shkreli is my new fave investor. If this really goes to $500 I’m taking the rest of the year off.
So nigvidia rugged today because retards were fomoing into AMD?
>>61053076>I THOUGHT AMD MADE NO PROFITS AND MISSED THE PUMP.They don't and neither does open AI. AMD just gave open AI 160M shares for pennies so they can sell it off and give it back to AMD in exchange for their GPUs. We're reaching levels of financial fuckery that gets you executed in places like china.The next little bit will have the highest pumps ever seen in history followed by a crash that will rip the faces off anyone that hodls.
>>61053342>Does this end well?only if you lock in gains and do not lose it all, or lose most of it.
thoughts on IBIT? is it worth the risk of $1k or more in a taxable account?
>>61053242This is pretty based desu. Women don't realize that men can suffer in solitude for quite a long time. I've honestly been thinking about doing this too. Just play the long game, accumulate massive wealth till I'm 45, then go get a third world wife. I'm black though, so I might have to get one from Africa since I know Asians often hate black people. It's cool though, I've met and dated some drop dead gorgeous African women too.
>>61053366shoutout to april when a $100p made me 400% return
>>61053337Sell puts
>government official says they arent coming in to work day after day>they still have a job
wish I didn’t buy a euro contract last nighta second limit order filled way above the 4am bottom. technically in profit rn but praying the dollar falls faster than the euro
>>61053447I’ve only met two African women and they were beautiful and really funny, smart, and interesting, and crazy as shit
>>61053447I got a black friend, dude your women in America are one of the most entitled women and mad gold diggerish. It really kind of wild.
>futures
>>61053405where the fuck do you find his tweets no fuckin way he puts those out for the goyim to see>>61053411amd will dump firstbut it wont because i have 10/10 puts
Niggers? In my /smg/? It's more likely than you think...
>>61053405Never bet against that autist and biotech
>>61053405Is there any way to get Shkreli info without having to listen to him?
>>61053497There's the rub.
>>61053163You're not getting rejected because of your wrongly assumed net worth. It's most likely your looks.
>>61053193>>have your shit togetherlol
I'm up 30% on Richtech Robotics(Ticker:RR)
Funny how im watching this daytrader turn 2k into 60k in less than a week and yet the entire catalog is filled with people talking about how others have missed some opportunity nearly everyday. So, there is opportunity each day it's just a vast majority of people don't take the time to learn how to make money, instead, they berate each other. Doesnt even matter the amount you start with or the alloted time so long as you know what youre doing, you can be successful.
>>61053405I had a feeling I should have bought more! At this rate it might go to $200 by tomorrow morning!
>>61052702who washes the washbots
>>61053497it was an xshitter post or whateveridk how to use that POS site, why the fuck arent the xeets fuckin sorted by date instead of a fucking weird mix jumbalaya motherfuckerim still buying fucking SPRB calls tomorrow if my AMD puts can print>>61053539whatever you say ramdeep why dont you give links and sources then, you write like a fucking bot
>>61053497>>61053501Having a bit of a normalfag barrier around him seems good
>>61053559Here's a linkhttps://www.opensyllabus.org/Learn to read
>>61053539Who are you watching? Do you know how many people have come and said that? How many claim to do that, all you have to do is give them $100 every month! Do you know how many scammers are out there doing exactly what you are saying so they can get people to buy a stock just so they can short it on them?
>>61053472Yes African women tend to be highly conservative and often want to marry and have children very quickly. They also tend highly value education, so some of them might be politically pozzed but still somehow conservative when it comes to family and morality.>>61053477Yeah. I wouldn't mind dating an American black woman but the entitlement is insane, and I realized African is the only way to go if I wanna date black.
>>61053566oh so worse than a bot, a plebbitorgo back, you wont earn söygold for epically owning me big chungus style you cringelord cuckdid you read?buy gamb
>Anon, you're on the air.
>>61053570>>61053637>spoonfeed me so I can make more excuses while shitting on youYou're either mentally incompetent, physically lazy, or a combination of both
>>61053646henlo mister ramseyi will be investing bigly in my brother-in-law's neighbor's new mobile online sandwich shop businessi have $1700 saved upshould i invest it all?or should i borrow more and invest $20,000?thank u mister ramsey
>>61053646
>>61053405bruh even after this megapump, the market cap is still 81m. worth getting in this late or nah
>>61053358Buying literally any stock supports the jewsUsing fiat currency supports jewsPaying taxes supports the jewsYou are mad but no better than me
>>61053015this is ai
>shkrelis gf made thousands of people miss the quantum pump
>>61053651You are the one that came here promoting your "guy" who is 40x his money in a week and not me.You see the problem with you jeets is that you almost always over play your hand and come up with redicules numbers like 40x in a week gains, but somehow you feel the need to come here and spread (try and lure desperate people) your good intentions.Keep the guy and the spoon.Thank you and fuck you
>>61053704Whiter than you
>>61053709I doubt it gevalt
Guys iren going crazy
>>61047462i bought 20k shares of NXLV todaythis was all me i was 99% of the reported volume on the official exchangethis is by far the most illiquid ticker i've enteredi put it a limit buy to get more at the bid and i got zero fills for the rest of the dayREITs are value traps but i made an exception today as a hedge, if im not gonna liquidate my portfolio to buy a house yet, i need something that will go up with housing so i dont get priced out in the futureimo anything over a 50% NAV discount seems like a good deal to me since i'd still be flat fundamentally for the most part even if actual houses crash another -30% -> in which case my hedge on the other side (+ a mortgage) will make me buy a housei dont recommend it, it feels like a JXN situation to me but it's too illiquid for anyone to pile in lol
I hope you're all PLUGGED for tomorrow
>>61053703Not only that, but some people actually shorted it
>>61053757IBKR lets you upgrade a cash account to a margin one if you tell them which hole the square peg goes into
>>61053757Nope. Absolutely impossible. Don't even bother asking schwab's customer service, they'll mock and ridicule you for such a stupid question. Not us though, we'll give it to you straight.
PLUG 4.20
>>61053769>>61053779I've got it sorted, i appreciate the honesty
BUY BUY BUY(and sell)
>>61053804one of these picks will go 3x while the other one will go -30% as camouflage
>>61053814Oh yes if they all mooned the American voters would go absolutely ballistic wouldn’t they. This guy would not get away with such an unprecedented abuse of power
>>61053804Wait PEP actually looking kindaaaaaaa
>>61053832yeah except it absolutely does not
I'm sick of losing money, what stocks can help me make my $60 i lost?
>>61053804>>61053814I'm betting Intuit is the 3x and Palo Alto is the 30%.
>>61052861That's gay and I will sell my furry grrr stack now
hey can the euro please stop eating shit today??? fucking futures limit buy filled overnight when the frenchie resigned (nice) but i didn’t catch the bottom (not nice)go up dammit
>>61053840hold KVUE until the tylenol shit blows over or flip SPY options for $10 six days in a row
>>61053342>up 11.5k%take half the profit, let the rest ride, and worst case scenario when it goes to zero you're still up 5750%
>>61053481made of
>>61053840APLD and NBIS
>>61053837I don’t like the long term but a burger commissar is buying and institutions are maintaining >150 target, could be an alright earnings play
>>61053814>>61053822>>61053837filings are delayed from purchases you dumb niggers
>>61053853wait for the dip to 10
I am missing out on everything...
ai dashcams will be up another +10% tomorrow probablyafter i just 20k more shares todayi now only have 110k shares left, i think i should sit tight until $4 or $9 now, no clue, those 2 numbers could be the same right now
>>61053948that includes missing out on nuking your portfolio, so not all bad
>>61053923A good point anon, it would make sense if the PANW trade was made a while back (up to 45 days ago?) >>61053935Surely not anon
>>61053956if he's in cash he probably lost like 20-30% in purchasing power
HAPPENINGGrok says that AMZN is next on getting an Open AI deal.BUY BUY BUY
>>61053948hedge for both sides, im 30% cash right nowbut I'm not going to sit out entirely because april "crash" is too early in people's mindsalso market liquidity is increasing, all else being equal, markets go up with rate cuts, sure the dollar might tank but equities go up, better than staying cash
>>61053972Im not all cash, but my cash is all tied on cash secured puts till this friday
>>61053968It was revealed to me in a dreamignore at your own peril
>>61053973Open AI already has partnership with Microsoft. Azure has been eating up AWS' market share for the past year. Amazon has nothing to offer.
>>61052864If private industry tells you not to work for a month you don't get paid. Why should government workers be any different?
>>61054012-_- I already boughted at 15.80. Stupid contrarian trading cunt that I am
>>61054026Groks clapback
>>61054034Were you born two years ago and don’t remember every private sector service worker in the first world being furloughed with pay for a year
>IDN>NXGLcan these pump pls
>>61053973ChatGPT concurs, but is not as sure as Grok
>>61054060I bought NXGL, so no
>>61054036Post the full argument. Open AI is already building it's own hardware with Broadcom and had a recent deal with AMD. Microsoft is the king of enterprise and that's where all the money is.
>>61054076I dont know, Grok did think this friday landed on the 11th instead of the 10th..
I have good news for you guys, the top of the market isn't here yet.Pull up a chart of the S&P500 divided by the price of gold, compare today to the 1970's crash.https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=SPX%2FGOLDYou'll see pic related, dark blue is 1970s, light blue is today. It's the fucking same, literally down to the week it's the same.
>>61053757>cash to a margin accountJust apply for margin and options level 0
>>61053703so we had AI, then quantum, what's the tertiary sector that will pump from AI
>>61053804PEP is going down? Looks great on weekly/monthly chart at $130
>>61054099The S&P didn't put in a top until the first week of 1973 while the SPX/gold ratio started rolling over. If we continue to follow the same trend as the 1970's and I don't see at this point why we wouldn't barring a sudden announcement of WWII, we still have 2 more years of bull market to go according to pic related.
>>61054102Energy. Materials.AI datacenters need both
>>61054102utilities and nuclear
>>61054038With unemployment pay during COVID19 retard? Don't reply.
>>61054060sorry lol i should have mentioned i bought these all with expectations to sleep until a couple years lmaoIDN has been consolidating for months, better than crushing it back down to $2.5 at least someone clearly wants to keep accumulating and wnts to keep it around these levels even with no newsNXGL is waiting for Abbvie to stop fking around and start their business already (NXGL was supposed to provide the blade to their razor in a way), Abbvie is taking so long they started ramping up their own stuffat least if the economy goes bad they have the Silly George brand acquired already and growing -> Lipstick Index for a lil bump in a recession possiblyalso by complete coinciden to NXGL NexGelI alsso bought NXLV NexLiving
>>61054120Is this a joke? Stick a worm up my ass and consider me baited
>>61054097These points aren't convincing desu. Every big tech company is doing these things. Maybe a partnership with Anthropic could make AMZN an attractive pick but I haven't heard anything about it.
>>61054110So here's me forecasting, if my predictions come true then all doubt is gone about what comes next and I'm all in to this crazy market.On wednesday the market will sell off, there will be a small correction that will go until Nov 19th, then it will take off again until end of april next year followed by another big selloff that will continue until november. Then we're looking at another rip all the way through 2027 before finally the market peaks on new years 2028 and crashes by 50%.Remember this post because I'll forget in like a week.
well fuck. guess ill be buying into ibit tomorrow and more voo
>>61052736>>61052736lol all you want, I've been IREN since $14 and today I was considering retirement
>>61054097what do these companies expect to come out of all this AI investment that justifiys trillions in spending?
Financially speaking, how many bubble baths per day is too many?
>>61054226What's your cost per bubble bath? Water Rates, bubble maker, etc
i cant stop gooning to generated ai porn. i feel like a piece of shit.
>The company estimates it affects fewer than one out of 200,000 people in the U.S. But it's hard to know the exact number given newborn screenings don't look for it.>In earlier testing, Spruce Bio's approach led to normal levels of heparan sulfate in the cerebral spinal fluid.Look this is great and I hope it comes to fruition. But nearly 1400% in a single day over a drug that hasn't gotten any approval or testing yet?Even if it comes out tomorrow you can expect this to be insanely expensive and the disease its treating is rare. What the fuck is going on man, surely no one is actually buying a stock thats up more than a 100% in an hour right?How many insane pumps can this market handle before it all comes crashing down? It needs to stop.
>>61054244Many more pumps brother.>>61054099>>61054110>>61054162
>>61054241many such cases
>>61052734Women keep telling me I have trusting issues.
>>61054244theres no where else for money to go but stocks.
>>61054241>>61053024lmao check this out
>>61054257Women who say this are cheating on you
>>61053163Why the fuck would you do something selfish as starting a family? Think of your children man.
again, can the euro stop eating shitdid another guy resign or what
>>61053015Slop
>>61054217I see
>>61054266Not that sort of trusting issues.
>>61052944What about the taxes tho, I'm already at the top tax bracket.
>>61054265I prefer crab-chan if you know what i mean. give me a himiko toga lora w/ local install and I will go full shed in a forest. ai is such a cancer. The only time I felt worse about myself was using crush-on. kind of impressive how bad AI is for my coom brain. short nvda
>>61053163literally just smell goodthat’s it. smell better. don’t look like a unwashed grease cow. it isn’t hard
>>61054259This is true but surely most people can't afford to get rugged and will just pivot to boomer indexes Who is buying this shitYou cant be having shitcoin price action with real money its gonna bring everything down
>>61054288but it turns me on when women can smell my balls from 10 feet away
the wonders you find in micro cap stocks >you named our product WHAT
>Final week of gardening>Disappointed I didn't get as much produce besides a shitload of sungold tomatoes and habanada peppers>Blue beauty/black beauty tomatoes took too long to ripen, black krim and granny cantrelli tomatoes still too green>NO butternut squash, romanesco zucchini or even 7082 cucumbers...... had 2 of each plant too>Had 5 moon stars watermelon that didn't ripen in time>Red okra and white eggplant were a fucking failure this year>Blueberry plants didn't make as many berries this year despite cooler summer>Mara de bois trawberries somewhat successful but too many berries died off prematurely>Literally did all of the water and fertilizer methods perfectly yet this shit happened, all planted in spring/summerBros, this is a super omega bearish omen, I'm loading on puts and shorts for 2026.
>>61054299the money is shitcoin. >>61054303i think women can smell the cum on my hands when I jork it before class.>>61054288>Literally just X thing bro, it's that easyyou people are fucking retarded as always.
>>61054265what does crab san look like?
>>61054313yeah the prepper "grow your own produce" shit is really a scam. 99% of what you plant goes bad for some reason. not sustainable unless you dedicate a fuck load of time to gardening.
That’s it. We are all going to be rich
Please tell me what to do guys I really want to put some calls on Amazon and Google for the next few months. Im itching to get in the market again after selling off (a little bit early but hey a gain is a gain)
>>61052594>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!I trimmed on Friday to lock in gains and because I thought rips my slowing. But I was wrong, today was good even with less exposure. I wonder what could have been if I did not cut back
>>61054026Openai wants to move away from reliance on microsoft. their ambitions are too big for just one mag7.
>>61053769idk I let AI solve the questions for me -- in the meantime, I learned half the concepts asked in the questionnaire myself -- and IB only made dosh off me with margin. A win-win for all parties involved.
I'm a complete gambling degenerate and I WILL remain in the game trying to outrun the obvious crash for another 2 weeks to see that last 3% upside, you cant stop me bobo.
Leafs are you thinking of sloorping CSU right now no one knows what this company does but supposedly it's critical
you know everyone will win with ai but then ai will make everyone win and in the end you dont even need to win because we all win with ai. grok what dou u think
Wartime deficit spending funding this rally on top of vendor financing. Rate cut is out of the question and markets will throw a huge hissy fit when they eventually realize it. Either way it’s stagflation. Debt fueled growth with no increase in underlying demand. Margin efficiencies might soften the blow but this is not going to end well.
>>61054313this is the kind of TA i can get behindhopefully next time goes better
>>61054373did you buy weekly AMD puts, fellow degenerate?supposedly everything will shit the bed on wed. please crash>>61054371ive been trying to get grok to have a good methodology, so far it's right 75% of the time, but usually will overshoot the potential gains>>61054377idk ill look into it
>>61054389>90%+ chance of cutread em and weep bobo
>>61054401Eventually
>>61054389>Rate cut is out of the question100% of 2 more 25 bps by eoy. cope and seethe bobo you lost.
>Bloomberg>@business>Copper rose as investors focused on the outlook for Federal Reserve interest rates amid a US government shutdown>The Fed has to cut for the faults and mistakes of the government, they just have to!So basically you can force the Fed to cut with all kinds of destructive or disruptive policies, like firing people, putting up barriers for new labor or just possibly weakening the GDP due to slow to no government work.
>>61054407try next meeting lol
>>61054418Won’t do shit to markets. That will be the final one for the next year
>Pic relatedJesus christ almighty, this looks so much worse than the dot com bubble right now
>>61054417no, what that means is copper rises because they expect inflation due to interest cuts and lose monetary policythe only question is how far we are away from hyperinflation
>>61054423Only Amazon can save us
>>61054423>This is 90% of GDP bullish. they CANT let the clown market down.
>>61054423Make sure to set your stop losses for The Big One™
>>61054423You are hardcore looking at something that is too big to fail, lad.
>Japan 30 year bonds at 3.324%Its over
>>61054389Are you a leftist or what
>>61054439again?
>>61054436this Trillions
>>61054355Roundhill makes a swap fund for amazon with 1.2x leverage
>>61053556It is washbots all the way down, but reality is I'm sure there is a dock that cleans and refills it.
It just hit me that there's a 70% chance that we're still early.
>>61054439yes
>>61054478early to what? PMs? god i hope so I want to stack moar
>>61054490The is videogames' fault.I'm saying this jokingly, but in every joke there's some truth.
God damn it sure feels good to make a ton of money and not be a retarded bear.
>>61054478>picSEATTLEEATTLE
>>61054361Microsoft owns a sizeable chunk of OpenAI anyway, so they'll do fine either way. Nadella is the GOAT.
>>61054518Calling out the bs is not the same as not making money you dumb nigger
>>61054594it is funny that bears dedicate a TON of time to do dude diligence, research, form a thesis, put it in writing, use sources and graphs, then be wrong. Contrast that with the mumu thesis that is "line go up" that is right 100% of the time
>>61054436>>61054460The companies employ absolutely fuckall number of people in comparison to their market cap, and bailing them out would literally only serve left wing jewish billionaires in california (political suicide). There will be no bailout, you delusional baggies.
>>61054602Buy JPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZK9Zi26Izctime for lounge music until the casino opens
>>61054600Bear bros will be rewarded
>>61054644sure, you'll get your reward some day, keep trying
>>61054656What if his goal was to send it into orbit?
>>61054682You posted this one the other dayIf you're going to >futures post you need to mix it up
>>61054478Still early for seggs?
>huh i wonder what the portfolio is doing overnight>holy mother of green neon light
>>61054644>Bear bros will be rewarded
peter lynch is rightdiversification kills your gainsbut to win longterm you have to focus on avoiding losses, not focus on winninghow unfortunate
>>61054710What were these two spikes from?
>>61054682did he die? Poor seal
>>61054702what doth gains
>>61054728Work on your handwriting. It should be more rhythmic and uniform.
>>61054423Bro I did research on both the run up to the 2000 bubble and the 2007 bubble. Both had people calling the bubble years in advance, but before the actual bubble burst there was months of range bound volatility and bearish news bits. That's not happening yet, chill out and enjoy the last stage of the party.
>>61054729IONZ dumping me and then FIG pumping me.
>>61054702what the fuck ass kind of nigger shit is a segg?
Sold my SOXL todayDo I buy back in when it dips tomorrow? Or was today the absolute top?
>>61054739Ah very nice I was watching IONQ and IONZ closely. I only made 8% of IONZ in a 1k same day trade, it was good but so crazy volatile, glad I got out when I did.FIG conversely I know nothing about.IONZ is in that quantum realm, the science behind it is real, and the proof of concepts are working, but the commercial application is very premature and most of these companies have nothing to show for it. There were a couple days last week where market sentiment shifted and the quantums were the first to go down; people can feel it is on shaky ground.
>>61054728>only getting 2.5% on cash>making "only" 30 trades in a daywtf are you doing
>>61054737Thr AI bubble pops Spring 2026.
>>61054737That party will look like the red wedding, so Imma bail out and run for it instead
>>61054594Sure thing Mike Burry. The music is stopping very soon.
If this is the south seas we're Newton's friends but who is newton?
THE 5TH YEAR IS BULLISH MID OCTOBER AND WE ARE IN A SHUTDOWN I DONT SAY I TOLD YOU WHEN WE DIP A FULL 5%
>>61054436yup the material of the earth is literally being mined and implanted into tiny electric brains which power everything you do and are with you 24/7 is the most big bongo money go up plan I've ever seen. Thanfully I've dabbled a bit in that industry so I'm quite familiar with how the chess pieces move.
>>61054761
>>61054736im goi g to sleepif i wasnt wagie i could do better 4 sure>>61054749wp0hh0ys4gtonly 33 trades for nxlv the ticker itselfit s up 7.5% because of me lol
>>61054744its almost to its 52 week high. i think im done even looking at it for a while.
>>61054775So you're telling me to go all in on SOXS?
>>61054778thats the kind of dumb shit i would do(did).im just going to watch it. ive lost enough money on soxs thinking "surely now a reversal is coming"
>>61054778>not shorting SOXL to go even longer
>>61053769tradestation gave me 4x when i funded the account for pdt.its sitting there 100% in cash. yup. im an idiot.
>>61054685>you need to mix it upYOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS FUTURE
>>61054792>>61054788>>61054778Actually, real talk, trend trading tends to be more successful long term than reversal trading.Plus you can zoom out to weekly/monthly to confimr
>>61054798but taleb says a trend is not a well defined thing.
>>61054801Boot cut jeans were a trend
>>61054801Trade however you want. The important thing is to have a defined system for entry/exit, and a set of rules and risk management and the key; FOLLOW ITIf I can cherrypick my chart for gold from the last few months (daily), for me, a bullish trend happens when price crosses above the upper grey line and the yellow/blue baseline. It is confirmed if the yellow turns from blue to yellow (increasing values). Additional confirmation comes from breaking past the upper green. At that point, it tends to stay above the yellow and gray lines for extended periods; it seems to end once things start to cross down (price below yellow/gray, price into red zone etc)
>>61054798Best trend in the game rn is KTOS. Never have I seen such a powerful upwards stability.
>>61054841Kratos is insane, jet speed drones, drone missiles, all guidable ofc, and hypersonic drones too. They are literally a money factory they make some of the best weapons in the world jfc
>>61054841KTOS is going fuckin crazy lately. Shame I didn't buy more at $20
>>61054856Looks like a Tholian ship.
>>61054856>>61054841Your post seems kinda shilly, but it does actually look good on day, week, and monthly charts with log settings (on normal scale, it looks way overbought)
>>61054841>>61054856>>61054857>1,000 P/E
>>61054857Man, legendary pickup! How much did you put in at that point?I would still put in more I just put 1000 more in AVAV which is also my other powerhouse. When it performs well I was going to add more to KTOS as well.
>>61054856>1000 years of earnings Kek
>>61054868>>61054863Does forward PE take into account expected inflation?Honest question, since I think we'll still see a ton of govt spending and inflation pressures from debt cycles
>>61054750Correct if we go by the 2000 schedule, there was an April crash that took out mostly retail, but the wider market didn't crash til November
>>61054313Skill issue
>>61054750>>61054875Benner Cycles, 2026 top. I've been calling it for a year and a half.Make sure you cash out by like, Feb
>>61054863>>61054868To be honest I don't even know what you guys are implying. I look at it from a simple perspective. These guys make giant jet speed guidable missiles better than the dorks at lockheed and northrop who fell in love with overcomputerized bullshit. So my money is going to go up.
>>61054873no
Are we gonna have a new thread or do we just pump this one too?
PLUGsisters when moon?
>>61054912this is ur baker, I am currently having family issues. You will have to keep pumping this one
>>61054941/smg/ family bakery...
new thread>>61054949>>61054949>>61054949
>>61054750nah, it's starting sometime this winter.
>>61054473What cleans and refills the dock?
