Am Yisrael Chai edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61054949
NO.I HAVE A FORESKIN, AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
BONG BONG BNOG CUM ON LADS LETS MAKE FOME SOONINF GAINS
>>61056568Mine was sacrificed for the GDP
SPY 674 today
I'm all in cracker barrel and I'm not feeling so good
I want to look at my portfolio but not before I've already pooped for the morning
NOSE DIVE
>>61057110all in on cracker barrelamerica is literally 50% brown atmare you tardedall in on mcd and ko buddy
>>61057492Proof? Kek if this is what happened, sounds like it'll be a black swan event that tanks the market if it doesn't pay or if others suspect open AI will dump 160m shares at these prices. Who wouldnt if you got 160m shares for 0.01 each. Id sell at least 4/5 of it
JEROMEPRESIDENT BLUMPFANYONEDO SOMETHING
RELEASE THE V
Why isn't AMD going up another 30%?
BUDDY LOOK AT S&P COMPUTER
I stopped being an anti-feminist. Men are the problem, not women. In the past, retarded men would die off or be killed by superior men. All this inclusivity and accessibility and faggot shit is caused by weak men, women always adapt, men are the ones who shape the reality around them. I have started to hate the majority of men now instead. I've spend years training to become physically very strong and have trained my bones to become harder, so that if I ever encounter a scenario in which I can brutalize a man and get away with it, I can execute my plan effectively.
Biggest bubble in humankind
Uhhh, I just automated a bunch of my tasks with AI? I don’t think it the end all be all, but my boss is asking me what I did. Do I let him know?You still need technical expertise to get the A.I to do what you want but I managed to get a report that needed early in the morning done in like 3 minutes. Report use to take maybe 30-45 minutes.
glad i at least kept my SOXL put i bought on friday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI KNEW I SHOULDVE SOLD MY SOXL YESTERDAYBAGHOLDERS UNITED
Red team bros, is it our time?What are we slurping?
Don't worry guys, I just shorted the entire market. I am the sacrificial lamb, stocks will now surely rip up to new highs.
i'm all cashrecommend me cheapies/value buys for when/if we crash pl0x
>>61057601>Do I let him know?Absolutely not, just tell him you found a way to get them done much more quickly and efficiently. If he's not too technically proficient make up some bullshit.
at least BRK is green
>>61057607thank you for your service
>>61057611A gold sell off would be good to scoop up miners
Is the dip lasting into tomorrow? Should I buy today? Annoying choices.
>>61057531McDonald's Monopoly is back too.
rate my portfolio
>YAWNCall me when the S&P is 6,669 then and only then will I freak the fuck out, capitulate and kms.Till then I'm... I'M I'M GONNA SLURP GRRR & GAMB YUMMMMEEEEEYYYY :P
>Nvidia announces 100 billion investment into OpenAI for... Something>OpenAI announces 100 billion "investment" into AMD to... Buy AMD CPUs? But not actually, because there's no obligation to actually buy anything from them>AMD, in return for this "investment" gave Sam Altman 160 million AMD shares at par value of .01 a share>Market coming off sugar high starting to realize how retarded this all sounds (because it is)>Boomers fell for the AMD meme, despite anyone who has built a PC in the last 10 years knowing they're the option of last resort if nigvidia cards are unavailable or marked up too much cuz of butt coin minors>Picrel, CEO of AMDBehold. AMD has evolved. They have grown. Their power has become fully realized:AdvancedMarketDestroyer
>>61057531browns stealwhites buysimple as
>>61057635How is it possible to be this shit?
gorillabros.....it was our day >>61057645kek
>>61057596kek did you hear about mark sanchez
Thats it. Im going to go watch LOtR.
>>61057614Why would it be bad? I feel like he gonna know, it puts a column in the spreadsheet and the output is hardcoded and not a formula.
>>61057648sir this is smg
>>61057645They know that it's not about selling products anymore, they can simply make money by selling stock. It doesn't matter if AMD gpus are complete shit, if open AI 'uses' them then AMD stock will skyrocket to catch up to nvidias valuation. Then all three of them will make money by selling stock, fuck the products.
Boughted the exact intraday bottom on NVDA. Yay.
>>61057659Has anyone else noticed a bunch of LOTR references out of nowhere lately? Is this bullish?
Welcome to another day of buying calls the other day when I should have bought puts.
>>61057675Congratty anon. I'd hug you if I could
>>61057679Balance it out with ASOIAF references.
I'm getting financially raped
This better be the start of the bull brat correction
why cant every day just be crabbing instead of these schizophrenic turbodumps and omegapumps
Do you think the red day is over?What quantum stocks should I YOLO calls into?
>Short them all.
did orange kike say or do something today? why shit dropping? anyways dropped $14k on voo lol
What if we dump from now til the end of Sukkot>>61057665Maybe I'm just paranoid but I just feel like it might be a little bit of a slippery slope. Like huh, maybe I could just use AI to generate these reports. What other daily tasks that I pay you for could I get AI to do>for free? Or at least a lot cheaper.
>Do you remember the bullrun, Mr. Frodo? It'll be earnings season soon, and the companies will be reporting revenues. And they'll be splitting the santa stocks soon, and announcing buybacks. Do you remember the taste of buybacks?
>>61057718i spent all last week telling you goyim to buy rosh hashanah and sell sukkot but nooo i'm an evil racist antisemite
>>61057709Oracle news tanked the entire market
>ANON! Secure your gains! Cash out 50%! It's generational wealth!
>>61057727>no.webm
>>61057725what they do? i only heard of them because they tried to make people using java pay royalties to them.
>>61057675>Boughted the exact intraday bottom on NVDASO FAR
Fucked up day. Thought I would live off margin and got margin called today. It was going well for almost two months and then got fucked hard.All the shares got called away but I still owe Robinhood over $58,000. I over leveraged and got fucked for it. Idk what to do…I’m just…fuck man.
>>61057531If I could get in on Kentucky chicken I'd be so beak deep by now I'd be clucking.
>>61057748oh no no no
guys we're fucked in the macro aren't we? i feel something bad gonna happen both economically and geopolitically by 2028 and the entire world marker will go into a generational depression
>GME baggies STILL haven't received their warrantsI'm laughing at those faggots so hard
>>61057733INTCeldur!!!
STOP
>>61057748Man, no one loses in this market. Stop posting fake doom porn.
What did he mean by this?
>>61057777DayumNot selling anything after all.BUY BUY BUY
>>61057777Quads confirm the bull run continues in perpetuity
>my $14k already losing money
>>61057748How the fuck? What did you buy?
>>61057777bless 7 quads, i'm taking the white pill guys, fully porting into GEMI
>>61057744The new shares are still green. You'll have to try harder than that, bears.
>>61057789Here is a tip to not freak out about losing money right after you invest it>buy shares>close the screen>do something else for a weekWhen you come back you will have gains. Simple as
>>61057748>Thought I would live off marginyou deserve this
...Bobo just did it didn't he? Struck while noone was really expecting him.
i want to see the biggest green candle i have ever seen in my life
>Gold at all time highs>No mention of it on CNBC
vix bros..
>>61057748Delete the app LOL JK
>>61057748What happened? Did you go all in on margin into something?
>>61057616Warren WILL win in the end. Same story as ever. Same for AAPL by the way. They were smart enough to stay away from that madness. They simply looked at the numbers. If Apple, out of all the money printers that always fucking print money with anything, couldn't find a way to make AI generate revenue that would recoup the costs, then you know it's completely fucked. Remember this, Warren WILL beat you and AAPL WILL beat you.
>>610577901000 shares ULTY1000 shares MSTY1000 shares CONY1000 shares NVDY1000 shares YMAX1000 shares YMAG
>>61057748Just delete the app
>>61057760Short it if you are so confident of GRRR's imminent demise sir! I will happily be takings all of your rupees! I'M SLURPING SO HARD I'VE GOT DRY MOUTH
>>61057798a week without /biz/ is like trying to go sober
>>61057811>VIXHOLY VIX IS GOING PARABOLIC 20 EOD 40 EOW 80 EOM
>>61057797i've been holding onto some NVDA shares that i bought at the April lows and am up 100% on and its good to see people still buying
new classic just dropped
>>61057811>>61057830WE DONT EVEN HAVE A GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61057777>no one loses in this marketblessed quads
>>61057842The French do not deserve governance.
TRUMP JUST REALIZED TARIFFS ARE PAID BY AMERICASELL SELL SELL
i feel bad about the US gov shutdown then look at France and instantly feel better
Dont you dare V on me
>>61057842>>61057830>>61057811VIX is +2% is that what you are shidding & pissing about?>>61057817Praying this is b8 and I don't share a board with such retarded degenerate retards. Wallahi!S&P & GRRR have bottomed WHAT ARE YOU SLURPING SLURPERS???Me? I'm Slurping GRRR & GAMB.I don't care too much for no fancy schmancy prices.No sir. I just like the way it tastes.
Bought SPRB yesterday at 130 and got out at 200 today - not feeling bad about thatReinvested into a lot of dumpers so I could get a nice slurp going
>>61057748>still owe Robinhood over $58,000>ah geez dude
>>61057861government shutdowns are always nothingburgers
>>61057869Congrats anon. Miss Chie is so beautiful
>>61057842>>61057861It's France, this happens like every Tuesday. They'll be fine.
>>61057646actually a cope, they removed the cracker from the logo and fucked their shit upmcdonalds will be allowed to take food stamps, it is my theory
>>61057874This. Any 1st world system always work fine by itself anyway. In fact, they work better when you don't have fucktards at the top changing directions on a while every morning on a whim.
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 this bull market continues and we make it to retirement.
>>61057890brutal
>>61057890-ACK
>>61057864>WHAT ARE YOU SLURPING SLURPERS???MDAI, PLUG, HOLO, and a small bag of POLA based on an anon on hereMaybe I'll go back to a small GRRR bag, but honestly your overt shilling comes across as disingenuous and annoying
>>61057861Supposedly German is increasing their retirement age.I'm surprised France hasn't done it recently. Pensioners now make more money than the average workers.
>>61057890Oh n-
>>61057890FUCK
W W WWW
>Sell because a trailing stop loss hit>Wait>Buy back in at the EXACT bottom of the VI'm gonna cum
>>61057874>>61057889Months ago we were told DOGE would collapse the government. Nothing happened.The best thing that could come of this is National Parks stay closed so people don't trash them.
>>61057748isn't that their problem for lending you money? you have no legal obligation to pay them back just use another broker
C O FOF
>>61057862Get V’d lmoa
can i leverage my withdrawl?
>>61057859>Tariffs are... paid by Americans?>Oppenheimer face
>>61057890
>>61057890NIGGER NOOONIGGERRR NIGGERR NIGGERRR
>>61057835>and i tell myself
>>61057897GRRR is legitimately a good pick and he has over half his port in it.
>>61057890Ah fuck
>>61056512>Bears when the bull enters the ring
>>61057897I appreciate the feedback and yeah I admit I have way too much free time and mispend it shilling rather than investing, forgetting and shutting the fuck up. I've said my piece on GAMB & GRRRMy flavours of the month are LAR, MARA, SPRB & CLSKBut I will take a vow of silence until I find something else or there is material news, I will stop wasting bandwidth and shitting up this board with my shilling. I am sorry guys it was definitely a bit too much. I am an OCD autist and got carried away.
Miner status?
>>61057817sorry to hear that anon, but i'm sure you knew it was risky. now you can join the rest of us long term boomers
>get bombarded with indian phishing texts/emails after posting my portfolio a few timesyeah im done sharing with you "people"
VROSTHE V WAS CURSIVE
>>61057938You're free to shill anon - it wouldnt be biz without your kind. And at least your shills seem to have good fundamentals to them - hope you make it
>>61057889>implying america is first worldWe are barely hanging on brother
>>61057937kek what a raped bitch
STUPID FILTHY SELLERSYOU RUINS IT
IF WE ALL START QUACKING THE MARKET WILL V QUACK QUACK QUACK
You did get TMC right smiggers?It is the next US buy!
Is the Frenchman right?
>>61057976QUACK QUACK QUACK (as the bufflehead does)
>>61057976QUACKKK QUACKKK QUACCKKK NIGGERR QUACCK QUACCKK QUACCK NIGGER NIGGER QUACCK QUACCK
>>61057976QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACKQUACK QUACK QAUCK QUACK QUACKQUACK QUACK QUACKQUACK QUACKQUACK
biggest top signal I have ever seen.
trips and market crashes (tomorrow)
He won… he fucking won so hard. What the actual fuck.
>>61057996TRIPS & NEW ATH
>>61057979>CFRA Report: Strong SellBullish, refinancing my loan to go all in (jk but hope it hits a stride)
>>61057996closeit crashes today
>>61057996Youve delayed it three days.
>>61058003Which one of those ladies is Lisa Su
>>61058003Chinese men get homes and families. American men get holocaust lectures and feminist whores crying about patriarchy.
>>61058019Left front is 70s Lisa
>>61058016DINKLEBERG!!!!I need your help guysChinese or KFC tonight for me fookin tea mush????
>>61057602>>61057604>I sold SOXL at the topFeels good man. I knew that daily RSI looked fucking retarded.
Who panic soldCome out no shame
I sold out of tech. I’m having a suspicion that they are saying ai is causing layoffs as a massive excuse that shit ducks. I used the thing at work and I don’t see it as all that powerful. I am not a naysayer, it’s productive, but not at the level the layoffs would imply
>>61057944Mined
>>61058032ChineseNever been a fan of KFC
>>61057944Tight
that wasnt a V at all
I sold a bit and I'm 10% cash as of right now. Everything else is still down 10%.I'll still hold on to SanDisk as I bought in at $46.
>>61058037Damn, soxl chad finally sold. We really are at the top.
So about that V-shaped recovery...
>>61057982if you think today's inflation is crazy you should read about what was going on in the late roman empire
I know nothing about stocks and I'm buying. Take that as you will.
There's still plenty of time to recover haha .
Do I put another 5k from my savings into my account to get a bigger slurp?I have enough in savings that doing so will not jeopardize my future
>>61058075Noobs slurp too early. Thanks for signaling the dip will continue
>>61057789If you die and see a Jew you went to the "other place"
>>61058037Kek youre that guy that says to just buy soxl arent you. What is your analysis of the current situation?
>>61057982The cattle today is so deep in trance with tik tok and instagram that they dont that gold and silver give them the ick no wonder no one cares about gold and silver https://youtube.com/shorts/csj0coruFBM?si=_3o-HvjuMJjxqscF
>>61058081YES
>>61057952>texts/emailsThe fuck did you give them your email and shit for?
>>61057817What a load of shite
>>61057968It's so over
>>61058095>IDK post IDsorry anon, cant trust a word you say. You dont know shit
I am still up 277% on SOXL
Is this The Big One
>>61056512Buy the NXDR dip
ZOMG DID YOU SEE THAT?!?THIS IS THE BIG ONE FOLKSTHEBIGONE
Shit and piss 50000 down 0.40%
Look at me, I'm Mister Stock Trader. Mmmm!>slurpsEverybody "digs my scene!"
>>61057890why you redeem it
>>61058093>>61058061I think we're just really stretched out on tech right now. I mean its not just investors noticing this, fucking tiktok memes of the triangle of OpenAI, NVDA, AMD/Intel are being made. When normies notice the trend, then the trend is about to break (shoeshine kid story all over again).Just from a purely technical perspective, RSI was extended into overbought on the weekly and daily charts on SOXX (and SOXL). It was at about 82 on 10/2, dipped only slightly, and went back to 82 yesterday. Even now we're floating about 75.I won't feel comfortable until we're reset at RSI 50 before rebuying any SOXL.So we need a period of cooling off back to
>TQQQ
>>61058119There's no "big one", passive liquidity from ETFs will float and steadily pump markets from here to eternity.
>>61057890A future i do not want. I must get rich before i am 40. Generational wealth? Considering how whorish so many women are, I will likely never find a worthy woman. Best bet is 18-23 year olds that are still malleable before soiciety gets their hands on them and permanently entrenches them as woke and crazy. What stock to all in on to avoid that future of waging in a grocery store at 69? 10x leverage on UPRO?
What do I slurp bros
>>61057794very interdasting, shill me, also why 7 analysts initiated buy rec today?
>>61058162>He thinks it won't just V and hit ATH again by FridayOh my sweet summer NostradamusWe have at least 12 months more, every dip is a buying opportunityUntil it isn't!
>>61058178I like ESEA, GRRR, GAMB, PM & GTLB!Also LAR if you aren't already in on it. US going to take a stake.
We are now at levels unseen since Friday
>>61058177Quantum will be over 800 by December
>>61058195>GRRRwhy does it dump after every single pump
>>61058172Uh what happens when people dont jave jobs to get the money that goes into those funds? Checkmate bull
where the fuck is the V
>>61058215Check your chart again my Sandisk is recoooovering
WHY IS EVERYTHING RUGGING IM RUINED STOP FUCKING SELLING
>>61058204To give more slurpin time of course
>>61058162I literally missed out on the pump from 28 to 42 in the span of a month. Ended up buying a bit probably out of fomo from that pump. That triangle pattern of investment however is very sus, propping up their values like that feels like a black swan tier event in the making. What price would SOXL be at to reach 50 RSI by eow/eom?
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>61057789Heaven is empty and God is dead
What was the big Tesla announcement?
Is the stock market crash here or just a normal dump?
>>61058177>tattooI have no interest in that sector at this time
>>61058243Didnt see blood in the streets, so normal dump
What do you anons think about PLTR's price? I still have 10 pieces, sold 8 recently, but think there will be a correction.Also, I am overly exposed with APLD being at +95% and would hate to miss any gains. Good idea to sell 50% before the call on 09.10 or are good news expected?I am still unaware when to secure wins
>>61058244>t. VirginTattoos are incel repellents. Youre never gonna get poosay
>>61058243If it was actually crashing at least one of the indexes would be down 3% - 5% right now, this is a pretty typical pullback.
Can you simmer down with your reactions, you're scaring the newfriends
>>61056512W-w-what was the file in OP? I hope it wasn't too lewd or gay...
Smarts dont mean anything.
>>61058270it was /pol/ shit, so gay
>>61057789I was talking to some zoomers and they were pretty based when the holocaust got brought up that they don't believe the numbers and that jews are notorious liars.
>>61058278The Gaza attack saved this generation
>>61057789Holocaust Is fake.No Gas Chambers. Died 215.000 people not 6.000.000
>>61058273I mean what goes up, must come down, duh
The bottom is in my smiggahs. Buy, buy like youve never bought before
>>61056512So I didn't know anything about investing and just started buying up ETFs. My account is up around 20% since doing so and hoping to buy bigger if there is ever a crash similar to what happened in April.Anyways. How exactly do I utilise this or love off this or are they just numbers on a screen. Do you just sell units off when needed .I don't have much going on for me outside of this so I will probably just build it up as high as I can to pass it on to one of my nephews or nieces
>>61058183>every dip is a buying opportunity>Until it isn't!Show me on the chart where it wasn't
>even Gold is doompingIt's over...
>>61058303Yea just keep stacking and avoid gambling
>>61058298Objectively correct you handsome poster youS&P Clearly forming the second bottom of a double bottom and is going to reach new highs tomorrow.
>>61058315I dont see it
>>61058317Tomorrow? I don't have that much time..
>POETSupposedly one of the Big Boys just bought up to 30% worth of shares/warrants and will be disclosed who it is within a week. Could be another OPEN AI type of pop
>>61058243>>61058249>>61058258I remember 2008, we'll have mass layoffs at a few non-tech companies before any real drop.
>>61058303Market buys of ETFs is probably the safest bet by far
>>61058273nah smart people almost always make money. newton's problem was that he was a fucking virgin, he had no balls. everyone knows that your success in the stock market is directly proportional to the amount of pussy you get
>>61058282There's been a palestinian protest outside my city hall for ages. They're there every weekend in fairly substantial number even after all this time. Not that city hall has any say in anything involved with any of it but I guess it's as good a location as any to wave the flags and make noise. Adjacent to the protest is always a small collection of jews waving israel flag as counter protest. >>61058298i will continue my normal DCAs unless dips reach levels sufficient to activate the slurp procedure. slurp procedure starts at -8% with additional levels at -15, -20, -30, -40, -50.
>>61058298>>61058317Vix, USD up, yields falling . No bottom in sight for today
PL hyping an announcement tomorrow!https://x.com/planet/status/1975608365163422050?s=46
>no liquidity in otc futures
>>61058335Other than the obvious double bottom at 6,700 for S&P???Shut yo ass up dumbass no good smigga
>>61058227I would expect somewhere in the mid 30s for SOXL before its reset. Remember that RSI can reset with sufficient sideways movements and lots of churn too. So maybe it just floats for a while. That's what happened from early July until September.
>>61058273Same problem all math autists have.The stock market is EXACTLY like poker, and while math is necessary to play the game at a competitive level, it isn't what gets you a bracelet - something those who love meme lines will never understand.>muh meme lines>muh greek>muh fundamentalsNone of it really matter.Math only shows you the symptoms, understanding crowd psychology (on an intuitive level, no one has yet systematized) shows you the mechanism of action.Its not the numbers or probabilities but how people react to them that is important. At least for GOATs like Soros and Buffet, neither of whom are particularly skilled when it comes to math.
>>61058324what the fuck is this stock? They are diluting it into oblivion too
>>61058342>announcing announcementRun
Tomorrow will be green as fuck
>>61058345I bet you like double bottoms, mens bottoms, you fag
>>61058354I hope it's red as a dog dick so I can slurp up some cheapies just like a woman living alone sucking her dog's dick.
tell me what to buy
>>61058273Honestly, Shkreli is kind of the same way. Shkreli keeps telling others not to invest and that he is a genius but then obliterates himself on his positions...
>>61058342>already up 90% since last monthDo not buy this hype. Its more than likely them trying to get retail fomo for exit liquidity. You will be stuck holding the bags.
>>61057817>Why get fucked over once when you can 6 times at the same time? Sign me up senpai
>>61058352uh the stock has been on a run lately and this is super bullish
>>61058358Ass is ass boyyh. You'll understand when I learn you something fierce.
keklmao I forgot the government is STILL shutdown. Any of ya'll notice any changes or nah?
>>61058342>1pbtidLiterally a shill
>>61058382Based ass fucker
>>61057704Bumping for interest
>NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS NVIDIA WILL CONTINUE TO SPONSOR H-1B VISAS - BUSINESS INSIDEROh fucking shit, its the next Intel, SHORT EVERYTHING
whats my entry price for PLUG?
>>61057748See ya
>>61058375> retail fomo for exit liquidity. You will be stuck holding the bagsthis isnt chainlink were talking about here
>>61058380You have absolutely no idea what youre talking about, or, you are a shill.
>>61058400Why? Trump is just going to chicken out like he always does.
Caved and put another 5k in my Schwab today - still have 20k in emergency savings which is more than enough even if tomorrow is blood red, but hopefully I got solid slurpins.Now im logging off /biz/ and getting my actual work done. See you retards tomorrow
>>61058400>Indian hires Indians - company dies>Taiwanese hires Taiwanese - company thrivesHmmmm interesting.How do you smiggers deal with the fact that no amount of money will make anyone love you as much as you love them?
>>61058414You say that but you will keep lurking here and pretending to work.
>>61057969WE HATES THEMWE HATES THEM PRECIOUS
>>61058371
>>61058426>>61057969Retarded take because Smeagle would have been bullish but Gollum is obviously bearish and shorting his own life for the precious.
SLURPERS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>61058400H-1Bs for Taiwanese are good though since they are actually smart and productive, unlike jeets
Paging chewy anon is dell overpriced now? Where are we at on the weekly chart I thought we weren’t supposed to be near 150 yet. Was up big earlier before the indexes dumped off of better guidance forecast
>>61058432Unironically looks alright
THATS ITITS OVERIM BROKEIM GONNA PUT ANOTHER 800$ IN TOMORROW AND ITS ALL GOING INTO GAMB CALLSIM NOT GONNA OPEN THIS SHIT UNTIL DECEMBER FUCK ITFROM 12K TO FUCKIN NOTHINREMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT TRADING 0DTEDONTFUCK SPYFUCK IWM
>>61057831Same. My account hit 100% up early last week. SOXL, NVDA,ONDS, some other shit. Been a great 6 months
>>61058444Hey bud, I know you're pretty down on yourself right now, but at least you got trips. That means kek is smiling upon your GAMB calls, just give yourself enough time for lawds sake.
>>61058405just wait until i post in here tomorrow, ull see>>61058390ive been trying to raise awareness in these smg threads for a while now
>>61058444same0dte is the devil
>>61058444Why you do this? What were you thinking when taking this position?
>Seasonal hiring in the retail industry is poised to fall to its lowest level since the 2009 recession, per FORTUNEDamn even Halloween and Christmas shopping season is slowing down, bearish
>>61058444 “What are you afraid of losing, when nothing in this world belongs to you.”>Marcus AureliusGluck on GAMB calls I heard from an insider that tomorrow they announce something big ;)
>>61058385Bro please we're trying to normalise the collapse. Just stop talking about the things that are happening and focus on the lines going up.
>>61058466how is this bearish bruh? we are all in on AI and so is the market, do you not understand what is happening?
>>61058177aaaand queue the IONQ rug
Life is so beautiful bros Fuck I love you all so much I hope you have a nice Tuesday smiggers, I hope I’m not the only one saying this to you.
Spoopy October market
>>61058477Thank you anny. You have a nice Tuesday too
>>61058477Thanks my smigga, wish you good too.
>>61058243Crash isn't a thing. Why is /smg/ so fucking retarded? This is the perpetual debt system. It'll drop here and there in retard news but it's not crashing. Not for years
>>61058455GRUG WANT SHINY ROCK PILE NOW!!!!!WANT RICH QUICK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!GRUG FOMObut yes i got trips praise kek>>61058465I WAS LOOKING AT FUCKING CHARTSIVE GOT TRADINGVIEW, BIZDICATOR AND MACDIT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS REVERSING BUT IT DIDNT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHim the same retard who bought 668 puts this morning for 18 cents and sold them for peanuts because i got scared of losing it AND THEY FUCKING WENT TO OVER 1$>>61058467if GAMB fucking moons tomorrow before i buy my calls im gonna fucking seethei might punch through one of my 4 monitors i fucking swearif i do ill post it here
>>61058257Enjoy that heb c bro
>>61058477Kisses
Alright we've had our crab and dip.Now is the time to open government and give us a open government POOOMP.
>>61058484>the lies Boomers told the younger generations about every bubble they inflated>housing prices will go downHousing prices never went down>car prices will go downCar prices never went down>bull yourself up by the bootstrapsThe bootstraps were made in China and snapped like cheap crap.
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>>61058474I don't trust AI, it feels like the next Dot Com Bubble
>>61058477NIGGERS?!
>>61058477Thx anon. WAGMI
>>61058423You're right but im at least keeping my Schwab page closed kek
Serious question, is it marriage fraud to bring a thai ladyboy to the united states to marry and just say she is a woman? Thinking about doing this.
>>61058531You can marry men so why does it matter?Also what is the purpose of this scheme? Bussy?
>>61058531NoBut also - dont do that. Its mich cheaper to get your balls drained by a hooker than your bank drained by a boywife
somebody bake I don't wanna post in stale bread
>>61058503Priced in.
>>61057890KEKEK
>>61058476Shkreli was right I guess?
>>61058477where you at?malta? portugal? italy? cyprus?
My stocks are not doing well today
>>61058540>You can marry men so why does it matter?Because that's gay and I still need to be able to travel to the middle east for work.
wanted to buy puts 15m ago but decided against itshould have been retarded and bought anywayjesus fucking christ
>>61058548Tax haven Jersey lolNo capital gains for this smigger. IF I HAD THEM!
is this boolish for automakers
new thread already
What's that mean?
>>61057859This is the funniest shit I have ever watched (today)
>>61058574Federal workers do not get to redeem backpay
Welp, this is it. Last /smg/ thread before we all go our separate ways and let /smg/ finally die.
>>61058574TOTAL WELFARE JOB DEATH
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>>61058509any working men knows ai is taking jobs brother
>>61058574Waggies get the shaft again
>>61058552This just means you need to buy more. I dumped a couple grand into the market over the past few days. I might as well take this opportunity to average for as low as I can. I’m not using the money for anything else.
>>61058568Definitely, wait for Tesla to make a bike or some shit, retards will pump it to 900 bucks.
>>61058574Less money in 401k for your AI bullrun
>>61058444Why can't you just do weekly cash covered contracts like a normal options trader?
>>61058419>Indian hires Indians - company diesStill waiting for Adobe, Google, and Microsoft to die.
>>61058329based reality observer, ability to get prime pussy indicates bold risk taking, which is necessary to win bigps. leibniz notation is superior to newton's in calculus, so even this big achievement got cucked in the end and he still didn't fuck
>>61058692>cash coveredid have to have cash for that why you think im degenerate gambling hoping to hit that 500% in a day
WHAT THE FUCK? why did he do it for free?
i love greta thunberg now, shes a good gal
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fyi dont you dare put a Remphan star ever again in my thread
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>>61058273it's more about controlling your emotions than anything else.
