pump it up editionpreviously, on /smg/: >>61206692>>61206692>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling: https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA POOOOOOMP
First for russian tech boys
Why is the market doing the needful?
QRD on the market today?
>>61208214>they just did exactly that>2 times now
Just bought some NAKA and UAMY.
>>61208221You think the wagies in the amazon warehouses are taking siestas?White-collar I agree, if AI manages to do decent dinamic excel tables they're fucked.
Poor people be like yes I will invest in this shiny rock.
>>61208227reminds me to fap to some nbnabunny later
>>61208227Ukraine lost
>>61208240The fuck you mean dynamic excel tables? You mean pivot tables holmes?
liquidity has fallenbillions must die
When I look at the market price action, I think to myself "Wow, this market is run by complete niggers"
>>61208247>we're all gonna die, warns expert on dying (no successful experience)
>>61208239Why NAKA?
BYND looking kinda attractive ngl. Might load up when it touches 1.85Upward momentum can send this baby sky high..
HYDROGRAPH COMPUTER BROKE 2.6NEW ATH THIS WEEK SISTERS
If SOXS gets delisted, does that mean SOXL will no longer have red days?
I just can't bring myself to put on the clown makeup and go long with everyone else in this retarded clown market.
If there's one usecase for Trump saying his "like we've never seen before" it's in regards to the market being fake and gay
How many times does SPY need to reject before the market niggers realize there are no fucking buyers?
lol, lmao even. This is CPI numbers cooking at levels only ever seen in chinkland and in the USSR.Jesus.
DNUT BROSITS OUR TIME
>>61208255>it's jesus
YOU GOTtA PaY RENT TO ThE JEWS OR YOUR NOT AN ADULT!
I'm putting $50 into WOOF because it's a pet food company and it seems like the kinda meme stock that would pump at some point
MSTR looking good.Every pullback is followed by a massive pump.
>>61208271based, I debt maxed and did something similar>you vill pay 3k/month for 800 sq ft>you vill lease a car and make monthly payments on it >you vill work hard to keep your good goy points (credit score) highno thanks!
>>61208281S&P Assigns ‘B-’ Rating to Strategy (MSTR), Citing Bitcoin Exposure and Liquidity RiskThats damn near junk bond status.
AAPL hits new record highNOBODY GIVES A FUCKAAPL IS COMPLETE SHIT
>>61208291>Bitcoin ExposureI mean, yeah
Due to larger timeframes I completely forgot that friday looked like this.
>>61208268What is this?
i converted 300k from treasuries into SPY/VOO just today, logically the rates are getting cut this week and markets are going to boom upwards because its a clown retard marketknowing my luck the great depression will begin this week. how fucked do you think am I gonna get
>>61208244go back to /pol/ before you have another schizo troonout here
All major indicies today just one straight linecompletely natural market behavior kek
>>61208242>nbnabunny
do i % stop loss leveraged shit like soxl/tqqq
>>61208307Over what time period?
Over the weekend Trump said he was raising Canada's tariffs 10% but the market doesn't give a fuck.https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-raises-tariffs-canada-10-after-reagan-ad/story?id=126866712THE MARKET IS STUPID, GAY AND RETARDED
Most natural zoompump
>>61208326Why would we care about Canadian """industry"""?
>>61208271The problem isn't people making gains while living with mommy,It's the burnouts who do literally nothing and somehow can't save or invest anything while living with parents.I know people like that despite having their own kids who they neglect
pump followed by gigapump on no news. cool
>>61208307You will 2x your money in 1 week
>>61208326Nobody cares about Canacucks. It's all about Jina
>>61208335>Fed lowering rates on wednesday>MegaCap earnings report this week and view is largely positive>Trade deal with China
>>61208334Bro those people don’t get as much seething as the ones who are stacking their accounts by choosing to stay put. It a classic punch down situation where people assess that they fucked up paying for rent.
>>61208303If you don't know this graph, then it's very grim. But I guess nobody in this mememarket knows about it, why would they, line goes up after all.BUT I'll be kind a provide a simple explanation. You know how CPI is a basket of observable prices of things they look at (rent, energy, goods, and so on)? Whether or not you agree on this basket is another topic altogether, and inconsequential anyway as long as the basket remains consistent across years.Well, just know that there's usually on this basket ~10% reserved to estimated/statistical prices instead of real observable ones.Suddenly this 10% is now 40% of the basket.I don't think I need to spell it to you what this means. You're a sound adult, you should understand.
I just realized that Dollar General is going up and Walmart is going down because Walmart is actually a step up for many Americans. DG doesn’t care about SNAP.Thats actually fucked up.
>>61208340>>Fed lowering rates on wednesdayHow long is the market going to rally on this? Seriosuly what the fuck? Its been consantly moving the goal posts and the earnings are also pumped in five times alreadyFuck this gay market
>>61207238Thank you for answering my post. I don't wanna use another broker because this one does my taxes for me for selling shit in another countries. I loathe doing taxes I am afraid of doing taxes.Hopefully I will be able to buy hgraf below 20 dollarydoos when it does on Nasdaq.
kek fakemeatbaggies
>>61208340I think it’s a forced meme at this point anon.
>>61208303>>61208268
>>61208326The US market views this as neutral or positive due to the recent history. Trump applies tariffs, Canada makes concessions, Trump applies different tariffs, Canada concedes again. Carney just rolls over under the slightest pressure. Canada does not have a great deal of leverage in the matter as it actively interferes with deployment of its own resources on environmentalist/globalist grounds.
>>61208257your strike was just hit, do it coward
>>61208307Unless that $300K is like 5% of your portfolio, you are genuinely insane, anon.
>>61208340already priced in like literally EVERYTHING and NOTHING
>>61208335Ride the bubble to the burst.It could happen next month, it could happen next year, it can inflate all the way into 2029. Just enjoy the ride and have an exit strategy to avoid being a baggie
>>61208307why do you have 300k in treasuries, are you 60?
Straight up clownish
>>61208365My order filled for 5000 shares at 1.85Now we make money.
a lot of salty people ITT who thought they timed they exit position perfectlyLET IT RIDE JEROME
I put $50 in each of these trades, the weekly looks good I guess
>>61208368Then why have we poompad 4 times on the same China framework deal news? Only bad news is priced in nowadays.
Can somebody explain to me why the market would do a gay nigger pump on no good news?
Today is one of the most hated pumps I've ever seen!
omg can this gay nigger market just go down like 5% so i can buy something?
SPX 7000 TOMORROW
>>61208360>"trust the experts, chud"the experts: >"um yeah so inflation feels like, idk, like 3%. just the general vibe ngl"
>>61208394Bears are absolutely seething, good sign. Top isn't in yet, not even close.
SRSLY WTF
>BYNDWhat's funny is that if I tracked meme stocks with my indicators and just arbitrarily had sell limits on the top green line (top of volatility/high band) then I would've captured the mania perfectly and I'd be laughing>>61208385I did trim a lot of my gold and silver positions from 3% to 1.5% and rotated the cash into SGOV just today, until I find some nice setups
PAUMP IT
bobo no!! watch out!!
I should have just held TQQQ all day instead of making swing trades on dips until I ran out of settled money. At least my SPY long hold is doing good.
no reason not to short here
Girl from previous thread in library is named Beth Eleanor. She’s a metaphysical level ontologically based babe Heidegger would call “Baben Dasein”https://www.threads.com/@bethfiit/post/DPEzhZiCPEi?xmt=AQF0c4I07LEGM9XhkoxJ5op440d0V5oVh4awd2-HT4-b0ghttps://www.threads.com/@bethfiit/post/DPULI9eCOtr?xmt=AQF0c4I07LEGM9XhkoxJ5op440d0V5oVh4awd2-HT4-b0g
Fuck it.I'm out.Total clown world.
I cant believe i held treasuries for months thinking this market would correct at some pointI went all in today, fuck it - let them hyperinflate the currency, starter homes are gonna be 1 million dollars soon who gives a shit, its all fake and gay - every year you dont get a raise is a 10% paycut in your life
>>61208405I'm sure it's those perma mumu's who sold and got left behind
Sold my puts, going calls instead
>>61208418Plebbit will poomp 30%. If they mention quantum in the call its a 60% poompa.
>my stocks be doin a lil summin’
>>61208446YGMI, just make sure you take profits along the way and start to exit early 2026
>>61208394It's hated because everyone realizes how fucking stupid these valuations are. Everyone knows it's a bubble but nobody wants to leave the table until the millisecond before the music stops.
Guaranteed puts will print tomorrow morning but I already took a huge loss today.
>HGRAF 2.67MYFUCKINGDICK
>>61208445never give up bobroit'll go down soon tm
Guess I’m holding but whatever. I know it’ll pump tomorrow or sometime this week. It has too.
>>61208444Checked>all the fucking simp replies on those posts
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
DINGO DINGO DINGO
>>61208479:(
>>61208479+2.68%:D we'
>>61208479I am fully erect. >+5.27% ($17k)
>>61208480>>61208479>lost $20 on margin account>up $350 on TFSA
>>61208396lol 10000 by Jan 1 cuz why not. I'm just yoloing into 0dte spy from here on out.
>>61208479-$11,500 on puts.Fuck this gay nigger market.
>>61208479+16%what a monday
>>61208479Today: +3.24%This Month: +6.78%This Year: -25.71%not bad, though I'm still 30% cash, I should have gone full port into SOXL
>>61208479+0.89 because my euroshit crabbed.+5% this month+37% this year
>>61208479+2.45%
Today's market wrap with all the bigger news, let me know if I omitted anything.
>>61208479>>61208480Up 1.60% today to hit a new ath (Roth and taxable) of 70k. Hit my trading goal for the year, and will be well on the way to that first 100k next year
>>61208479+1% OR $1100
>>61208479>+4.00 (0.01%)I accidentally put in two limit sells instead of one limit and one stop limit so it immediately executed. I will wait a day to cool down because I am at risk of being marked a day trader
>>61208384youre down 2.5% now, what are you gonna do?
>>61208479+5%
>>61208479>How did it go today?!?!mfw the puts i sold gained vega when the market went up and now im down 50% on them
>>61208506Was supposed to be today's stock recap, mb.
>>61208479+6.35% and broke my first true 7 figures.What a glorious day to hold SOXL.
>>61208479-5.3%For a 0DTE, could've been worse.
>>61208525congrats chad, heres some motivation to keep going
>>61208497>>61208470>>61208445>>61208406>>61208395>>61208380Bobos get on your knees, and suck
I am a vegan food bagholder
>>61208479niggas iffy uh, blicky got the stiffy uh
>>61208479another shitty nigger day in my stupid nigger lifeim just depressed nowi bought calls thinking itd go upit didntfucking crabbed all daywasted my day trying to swing trade lossescould have just held shitthought about buying BBBY callsdidnt because rdditit went upim brokeand im so fucking donebut i keep putting money ingod i hope GAMB does something good
Possibly the most retarded day. Pumping this hard on something the market has pumped several times, at this level, with no volatility at all is just insane.
Fun times ahead, just in a mere +7 or +8%, rejoice! BUT remember, records are meant to be broken. For even funnier times ahead!
>>61208568shiller PE was never meant to be used for a total indexForward PE of s&p is an incredibly healthy 19.9you lost
feels like shorting now is too easy, it will probably pump more
Possibly the most gayish, retarded, niggerish pump I've ever seen in my life.
>>61208580fed cuts rates this week. we pumpy more. scariest thing for bears this halloween will be their losses.
spy 700 over night
I am blocking all of you gambling scum
Is this many bobos seething all day long a top sign or a bottom sign?
I pussied out and didn't buy calls i'm so retarded....AMZN CALLS? REDDIT CALLS?
>>61208585and thats astonising given the sheer levels of gay niggery in the past few years
I want more chop. I need some red to sell puts. Market is too green, bulls are parading too hard. I demand blood for the crab god, CSP's for the gains throne.
>>61208589>only way to get over 20% is meme stocksIm up 30% ytd on large cap tech stocks. you dont really need to chase memes.
>>61208594Apple or palantir
>>61208579Shiller PE, aka CAPE, is made PRECISELY for whole indexes. Forward PE is the dumbest shit ever. It was also healthy in January 2000 and august 2008.
>>61208591when there are no bobos left seething it dumps
Finance movies are cringe and if you watch them because you feel obligated because you browse /smg/ or worse, plebbit, you are cringe as well
The NEGG run over yet?
>>61208589He should post his losses.
>>61208591this webm is the true top signal
you can only win
>>61208603>my explanation is wrong>your explanation is right>yet somehow I can't make moneymmmhmmmmm tell me more anon
Mister Jerome please dump this market into the ground where it belongs.- Bobo
>>61208479-0.21%. I am exclusively ported into Canadian equities because Canada is going to be the next Holy Roman Khaganate meanwhile the American market is going to crash any second now. I am fully confident in my decision and I will be rich any day now. My PNG.VN is up 40% in the month and my VNP.TO is up 10% in the past two weeks. MDA, CCO and FFH will come around soon too, the rest of my portfolio is VDY.
Remember, no cheering in the casino.
>>61208497im rooting for you!
GOLD SISSIES HOW ARE WE FEELING?
>NEON GREEN EVERYWHERE>MOTHERFUCKING LARRY ELLIS ORACLE (ORCL FUCK) WEAK RED SHITSHIEEEEG TIKTOK MOTERHFUCKER TIKTOOOOK
>>61208530How long did that take to build?
>>61208630God is rooting against me.When I die I will call God a nigger to his face because he wouldn't let my puts print.
>>61208602Oct 31 275 calls?
>>61208513I’m going to hold it and DCA if I have too. I believe in the company and quite frankly they’re making big moves with Walmart.
>>61208644why are you a bobo in the most generational bull market? you hate money?
hnnnnnnng
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GRAPH
>>61208660HGRAFsisters we are so back
>>61208660It looks nice but I shant be buying. Hmph
>>61208645Idk apple and palantir both have earnings coming in a few days. I would go further out like January or April. Buy half now and half after earnings
Realistically what NW can you afford your japanese/shanghai waifu? Japanese yen is cratering so it should be cheaper no?
>>61208594Plebbit calls. Retard pump coming.
>>61208685Depends on what race you are
>>61208358Yeah, I fell for the meme. It happens>>61208479+3.88% today, woohoo! Up to $169k!
How do I make back my money I lost on puts?HGRAF?
>>61208479>1D: +3.32% (+$3,994)day off for the best trader on es em gee, comfy holding for now
Fellas are we about to blow off?
I told you faggots soxl would be 60 by eoy and you laughed in my face
>>61208716You should have said eom and you would have been taken seriously
>>61208291It's hilariousS&P Global: "we are likely to continue to view capital as a weakness, because Strategy's bitcoin holdings are likely to grow materially"So basically "the more Bitcoin they buy, the weaker their capital becomes.”That single sentence is the most revealing thing they’ve ever published about how the fiat risk model collapses when confronted with non-sovereign collateral.If Strategy held U.S. Treasuries, S&P would call it “high-quality capital.”But if Strategy holds the hardest asset in human history, they mark it as negative equity.They’re essentially admitting their capital model is tethered to fiat correlation, not actual solvency.We are SO early.
will beyond meat also get its own movie? LMAO
>>61208298>I mean, yeah
https://youtu.be/YGXx7JL_lmY
>>61208713Its trumps market at this point. One bad tweet and its back to $655
Bobros, we lost again.When is it our turn?Even Mumus don't want to buy at these prices.
ISOLDTMFTHISMORNINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61208479+6.23%Leveraged TQQQ my beloved
I love trump. Every time he tweets i just slurp and make 20% in 2 days
>>61208479A bit over 1%, it is a nice gain. Numerical amount, a bit over $1k.>>61208511Kek our amounts are similar.>>61208525;_; I hope I break 7 figures in the near future voa huge multibaggers. And I mean huge gains without hyperinflation.
It's already up another 0,14% (Tech).
>>61208737>When is it our turn?You already had a 20% drop this year faggot.
hgraf was not a meme?i am up 30% when do I get out?
Can someone explain to me long term bears? It just doesn’t make any sense because you are literally vsing millions of people trying to add value everyday.
>>61208748that was for only 2 weeks
I don't know why I keep gambling on PayPal. It doesn't matter what they report, the stock crashes 10% every quarter. Last quarter they smashed estimates and raised guidance and the stock still dumped 10% lol. Yet here I sit way over leveraged on calls to the point where my account will probably be destroyed tomorrow and I will have to contemplate suicide.
bullish for bobo drawings, bearish for mumu drawings
>>61208692Oct 31 245 calls anon?
>>61208627>Babe come back, America is going to crash any second and Canada will become the new hegemonic power!
>>61208761Bear markets are short. You only have 6 months really at max.
>>61208326>MUH TARRIFSinvest in rope bitch
>>61208755after 2028 unironically
>>61208769I have April $110 calls. Down 50% already so no point in selling them now
>>61208685You just have to afford the vocal chord surgery so you can speak ching chong nip nap. Then you still have to speak to them. I would reconsider. Get a dog instead.
>>61208326Your new country is completely irrelevant jeetleaf
>>61208761It was a month and a half of brutal red days. Tesla down 15% a day and tqqq down 5% most days. So I dont want to hear it
nah im feeling bullish on canadathe light is always darkest before the dawn, or something
>>61208805We'll be back to kick you fuckers when you need a hand. Every Canadian I know loathes the united states, smart idea making us your enemies.
>>61208823Canada is the superior country when you think about it. The United States treats their citizens so poorly in downright cartoonishly evil ways.
anyone holding ASST overnight?
>>61208829We are everything you wish you were LMAO
>>61208830Replacing your citizens with jeets at unprecedented rates isn’t exactly a preferable alternative
>>61208773Yes, trust me on this (not financial advice).
Oooh yesss saar bullish on the Canindia Sikh and Destroy saar my golly checked and the same
so Glad I'm 100% invested right now, money printers are spooling up soon, get ready, whole indexes dont go up 50% a year for nothing
>>61208829>Gandhi has declared war on the USYes very scary
>>61208479The german solar stock i am all inning went up 13% today kek
>>61208479>+2.15%Good omens all around, I'm looking forwards to the week
There is no happening coming.There is no black swan coming.If it was coming, it would have already happened.
Are we gonna hit 700 this week?
>>61208858i am invested 95% since months and I am lower than I was a month agomstr, xyz, plug and smic are raping my gains
All of the euphoria in here makes me think I should be buying puts
>>61208875we just hit 2,65calm the fuck down
>>61208840The irony.
>>61208875Lmao
I been out of investing for a while since i sold off my stocks due to an emergency a year or two ago. Been wanting to get back in but i rather not go with Robinhood again, is Fidelity the better option?
>>61208326vce is down like 6bps today
The national guard will be deployed to protect $WMT from poor people next week.
>>61208885What euphoria? Everyone's saying it's a bubble.
>>61208885do itwhat are you afraid of?
I never believed in the bull market.I wish this ugly faggot would die.
doodlin bulls while I lose money at shit job
>>61208773how do I buy this if I don't have Robin Hood
>>61208928Damn anon that's actually awesome.
>>61208928where are their erections?
>>61208931you dont need robinhood to buy calls
>>61208937MY DOG SHIT BANK DOESNT HAVE IT AAAAAAAAhttps://www.comdirect.de/inf/search/optionsscheine.html?IC_BYPASS=1&SEARCH_VALUE=REDDIT+31.10&SEARCH_REDIRECT=true&REDIRECT_TYPE=FULLTEXT
>>61208727Yes dumbass. Bitcoin is volatile and they are increasing a shitty childish "asset" that can go poof anytime. Where did you learn to comprehend? Are you 12?Yes treasuries are "high quality" duh.Grow the fuck up idiot.
>>61208928Very nice
>>61208928Cute but why does the one have a much stronger left arm?
>>61208928Based oc poster
>>61208949We as europoors only have IBKR to buy options. We can cope with turbos at least
>>61208875I would prefer having Trump as a king, as long as it passes to Barron, rather than having another Democrat presidency. We do not want the party of mental illness running the country
>>61208956Will MSTR get an upgrade with the news that Chase is now accepting Bitcoin as collateral for loans? Or is it different when Jamie does it?
So plug is clearly going to dump and fill the gape around the area I circled in blue but>improving profit margins>rising interest>34% short interestSo when it drops, I bet it rises to over 50% short interest. This is going to be the SQUIZZARINO of 2026.
>>61208739Starting tomorrow i'm all in on TQQQ 0dte.
>>61208956cope
CNBC talking heads are exuberant
>>61208988K just remind us when it gets the short interest. I'll go all in i promise
>>61208986"The bank will use a third-party custodian to manage the pledged tokens, according to the report"Go for it. Get liquidated.
>>61208972idk what that means but I realized we don't have the options like americmutts havefucking gay marketwhat is the American version of ibkr called?
>>61208992There's no 0dte on tqqq
>>61208972>IBKRoh wait is that a broker?
>>61209003You've got me fucke dup man, I WANT you to put everything youve got into digital currency assets crypto. Sell your house and your lambo its going to 1 million in 3 years!! Lets fucking go. no cap fr fr yolo
>>61209019yeah i see that now. 4 dte though. close enough.
>>61209022>>is interactive brokers a broker?
>>61209022Yes its a broker and you can buy amerimutt options there. Ours suck ass
What I've learned is that SPY doesn't have to close the gap downward.Or they will probably close it 2 years from now.
>>61209036kek
>>61208773>>61208692I can't even find October but how do you guys know which one is the right one? there are way too manysome in profit some in loss
>>61209049>Optionsscheine
henlo mister jeromethe rally is slowing downwe will all be poor soonand go bankrupt tooplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
US housing is going to declinACK
>>61209037but Robin Hood is available in Europe. I didn't try it out but wouldn't it be available there as well when whole plebit is trading options there
I have purchased my first meme stock.
>>61208972Robinhood is in the UK now, failing that Saxo, but their fees are a joke.
>>61209079welcome fellow bagholderand to the rest of you benchods, enjoy being poor forever
>>61209079...Well? What is it?
>>61209079I buyed DNUT at 4.5, sold it at 4.0 because I realised I was retarded. Not as retarded as Beyond Bugs though.
>>61209091FLWS
>>61209049some are puts and some are calls, some are in the money and some are out of the money. if you dont know what that means you should not be trading options yet.if you are truly convinced of the bull case for reddit heading into earnings, you can buy options further out than october 31st and still make money.
>>61209090Ty for the warm welcome.
>>61209049The reddit calls are extremely overpriced dont buy those. Reddit would have to go 20% overnight and you'd probably barely make any money compared to the risk involved
>>61209092too bad for you, we're mooning my man
Took a massive sh it. Feel very empty inside, in a good way.
>>61209107how do you know I don't what to look for at options>>61209100yeah I don't understand that
>>61209079lmao byndbaggies
question time, does smg use profit takers, stoploss, or neither, you animals?https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVJ2RxnO
>>61209128Happy for you bro.
>>61209139Nothing you retard. You watch closely your portfolio everyday and that's it.
>>61209139Using a stop loss is homosexual behavior
>>61209133do some reading then. do not buy or sell options without knowing how they are priced
holy shit what’s going on with futures. are we really gonna hit SPY 700 this month?
>>61209148Not to flex but I do occasionally see friends or watch a movie or something. I watch my port more than I should but sometimes I am having lunch at burger open
>>61209133>how do you know I don't what to look for at optionsBasically if you think the stock will go to 250 then you buy 250 calls. Then you pick a time frame for when you think that will happen. 1 week, 1 month, 1 year. Most of the time you will be wrong when buying out of the money calls it is not a smart thing to do. But the small chance it worked you'll get great returns
>Beyond Meat investors need to be corrected
>>61209215you know a stock is of high quality when all the articles about it end with a crayon-eater-level explanation about how to buy stocks in case you want to buy this (first) one
Bogleheads… where we at?
So someone riddle me this: Why is leverage considered "risky" when stocks carry zero risk? Doesn't make any fucking sense. I don't see how there can be any conceivable reason not to use 3x leverage
>>61209215hot damn beyondmeat trannies look like THAT?
AMD
>stocks carry zero risk
>>61209240Losses compound
>>61209215I would donate my organic MEAT to this beyonder
>>61209253it's ok to bend a liljust don't break that's all
>>61209253Please point out where on the chart of the S&P 500 stocks ever carried any risk whatsoever
I got an email today that Robinhood is offering bets on the NYC mayor election? Isn't that illegal in the US? Wtf is going on over there.
>>61209240great point anon, if the conclusion doesn't make sense surely you've discovered an infinite free money glitch and your premises are both solid because they are your opinions after all. Post pull port SOXL and I beg you not the join the legions of others over the years who have mysteriously stopped posting (they made it)
>>61209305It's not technically betting. It's buying a futures contract that pays out if your selected candidate wins. And since it's a contract, it's a contract, it's not a bet, and thus not technically gambling. It's under the jurisdiction of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, not gambling regulators
>>61208650Kek
>>61208727Kek! I dont have any bitcoin but I can just sense the seethe lol>>61208737>Even Mumus don't want to buy at these prices.True, look at all the seethe from the mumus today, no way those people are all bobos. Cue mumus seething that it wasnt them and that Im a bobo despite todays gains.
>>61209326That's quite interesting actually. I wonder if having the price of the contract set by market forces and not the contract writer is the distinction which makes this legal? A casino could not, for example, set a "contract" for entering a blackjack game because the dealer behaviour and thus the odds are set by the house
BYNDQ when?
>>61208956>grow up>childishTell me youre 50+ without telling me your 50+, kek
>>61208479+7%Certified SS cadet, as in SOXL and soot.
bynd gainsbynd profitsbynd customersbynd taste bynd thinking
>>61209307I wouldn't do SOXL, I would do SPXL. The S&P 500 will certainly never pull back 20% again, nevermind 33%, so why the fuck does anyone hold SPY or VOO instead of holding SPXL long term? Just literally never sell
>>61208733Have people posted itt about the senator saying that the US admin is considering swapping 5% of the US gold reserve into BTC to try and wipe out the national debt in future? idk if it's related to the BTC pump but if they do it it would approx double the price
>>61209273From 2000-2010 the sp500 went down 7%, with 3x leverage you would have lost 92%.The fact that the market recovered so well after the gfc and didn't face a great depression or post-bubble japan 30 year bear market was not set in stone.
>>61209362>I would do SPLXwhat do you mean you *would* do it? are you a broke boy
>>61209330Just because people were celebrating doesn't mean they were buying. Most likely the vast majority are just holding; after all, who on earth would still have any uninvested cash at this point?
>>61209335Kind of, that's part of it. The contracts trade on the exchange between $0 and $1 (each contract pays $1 if its event happens). So you buying a contract means someone else is selling it on the other side. If they win, they don't have to pay anything and keep whatever they sold the contract for. It could be the exchange, or someone affiliated with the exchange, but maybe not. The price, and thus the "odds", is set by the market. It's opposed to regular event betting (i.e., sports betting) where the other side is usually the betting house, who sets the odds, takes your bet, and pays out if you win. The contracts system is closer to parimutuel betting for horse races, where bets go into a "pool" and the winners get a share of it. Though, it's still different at a technical level. Also, it wouldn't really be possible to do it for table games since they still need to be registered contracts with the CFTC or someone in order to not be bets at a legal level. They would have to register new contracts for every hand.Also, this is all "technically legal" right now. Not everyone agrees with it. Individual US states are responsible for regulating gaming, and they are not happy that exchanges are letting people essentially gamble like this, so there are lawsuits going on and we'll find out how it turns out.Not to shill for Matt Levine, but you should subscribe to his Money Stuff newsletter, he discusses this issue pretty often lately.
if it goes up its bc people are buying guys. it went up, so people are buying. thats how it works whatever fear-sneed charts say, people bought it so it went up. it didnt go up by itself
>>61209372>The fact that the market recovered so well after the gfc and didn't face a great depression or post-bubble japan 30 year bear market was not set in stone.Ok, but it's set in stone now. Nobody is afraid of stocks anymore. After covid and liberation day, there is literally no chance of a big sell-off ever again.>>61209375If I decided to move forward with this plan of using leverage. Right now I just have VOO and it feels absurd to be up merely 25% a year. There's zero risk, what the fuck is anyone hesitating for?
>>61209362Just look at the charts and backtests then. S&P has a long enough history for leveraged funds. You will see that 3x leverage takes significantly longer to recover from drawdowns. After a persistent bear market that time to recovery could be multiple years. You may believe that there will never be a big drop. But there was a 20% drop less than 5 years ago. Covid was 30%. If those drops occur slowly rather than quickly, it will be even worse, as due to how leverage rebalances daily, your losses will decay at higher velocity. If you want to hold leverage long term keep it to 2x or lower at the very least.
>>61209395trolling or top signalcall it
Thoughts on STX? I dumped 1k in them last week. Up around 10% since then (13% high, but the stock retreated today, taking me back down to 10%). Earnings are tomorrow. I've read that all kinds of memory are in a supercycle due to AI. DRAM, HBM, and SSD and HDD storage.
>>61209395>After covid and liberation day, there is literally no chance of a big sell-off ever again.Those were like four years ago and four MONTHS ago respectively, is this your first bullrun and you think nothing significant will happen in the world between four months ago and your retirement? Decay is a real thing to some extent, and if you sell during drawdowns because for example you lost your job like has happened to a huge number of people many times during recessions, you may not be able to diamond hand your 93% fucked port
>>61209158>>61209186alright thx
>>61209372>>61209422Just don't leverage. Shrimple as that.
>>61209158>>61209186what does delta say?
>>61209408Both?
leveraged BYND?
>>61209390Sounds about what I thought, with some technical loophopes>newsletterLooks interesting enough but I'm not finna pay for Coomberg, can't you just paste every newsletter in /smg/ each week?
>>61209442https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/03/021403.aspread, hans, read
>>61209451The newsletter is free, you can sign up and get it in your email every day
>>61209407>>61209422>>61209439Ok, fine, but then let's look at it a different way. The S&P won't ever pull back 30% again. (I'd even say 20% but just for argument's sake, let's entertain the retardedly far-fetched premise that it might pull back 29.999% even though that's impossible). So if the S&P were to ever pull back, let's say, 15%, it would be a no-brainer to go all in with leverage, right? It might draw down another 15% from there but you can easily tank that even with leverage. And furthermore, everyone is aware of this fact. Everyone knows if it pulls back even 15%, it's basically free a free infinite money leverage free-for-all. Everybody knows that. Which means, it will never pull back even 15%. People will pre-empt it, and moreover, people simply won't sell, because everyone knows everyone will buy if that happens. Therefore, going all in with leverage today carries no risk.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/A2c1f4FE8cY?si=aoXpetzj0lTjOCnqMarkets are gonna crash so bad from the private equity retard trillions debt
how does this fake and gay market keep going upbeen sitting on 190k cash waiting for a dip, what should I do
>>61209473>So if the S&P were to ever pull back, let's say, 15%, it would be a no-brainer to go all in with leverage, right? It might draw down another 15% from there but you can easily tank that even with leverage.That's actually worse for a leveraged fund than it dropping all 30% at once. More down days magnify losses as you have a lower starting point. So two down days are worse than one even if the underlying's 30% is the same.Look at it this way, no leverage means you don't know where the market is going, 2x leverage is for bull runs, and 3x is for v-shaped recoveries. Even in a bull run, eventually 3x will eventually fall behind less leverage as it's pretty unlikely to have long runs with 80% green days.
>>61209473>>61209473it could pull back because things will continue to happen people can't predict + not everything thinks like you do + people are often forced to sell or prevented from buying during recessions for obvious reasonsIf the fact that all of these rejoinders have been empirically demonstrated during dozens of recessions during our lifetimes doesn't convince you, all I can say is fuck around and find out, repeating the same arguments is meaningless
Gold sissiesBeyond xisterzFord FemalesWalmart WomenTarget TranniesI want to have sex with all of them. I want to destroy their bodies with the power of leveraged longs.Just looking at their losses is turning me on so much. My balls are ACHING to leverage. GIMME SEX BOBO.
>>61209510gaybo hands
>>61209502>That's actually worse for a leveraged fundI don't see a reason to care what's good/bad for the fund. If I buy in AFTER the drop, it's no skin off my nose>it's pretty unlikely to have long runs with 80% green days.We have had literally nothing but that for 15 years straight.>>61209504There will never be a recession again because they will just change the definition of a recession, or report positive GDP and later "revise" it downward. And if there is a recession, the fed will lower rates, which means unstoppable gigapumping even if millions of starved corpses litter the streets.
>>61209542as I said you're beyond reasoning with, just go all in and continue to be baffled by the world around you
>>61209510good post, but also a bit cringe in hindsight
>>61209542Tell me when you're buying so I can reverse it
>>61208479Broke even. Sold what gained, holding losers for end of the week. Pretty annoyed.
>AI development causes productivity gains>Productivity gains causes slow job growth>Slow job growth causes higher unemployment>Higher unemployment forces the Fed to lower rates>Lower rates supports AI developmentRepeat until 0% rates. And QE out the ass to try to stop deflation due to high unemployment.
best place for 20k short term?
I just cashed out a small "Roth" IRA, about $6k. It came from a pension rollover this year, I believe it should have been a traditional IRA but was mistakenly labeled Roth... or converted.Do you think it's likely the IRS will say I owe tax?
>>61209584>continue working my postdoc funded by a massively invested charitable fund>0% mortgage in London>chatgpt finally perfecteddeal
>>61209610Yep
>>61209610Even if it's a post tax Roth you will probably still get penalized for early withdrawal.
>>61209492Good thinking bro. Hang in there The market is gonna dip at any moment now. Give it 2 more weeks.
mister jeromespooky rally?
>>61209651>not addressing him with the customary "henlo"baka
>>61209610You can only take out contributions out of a same year Roth IRA without penalty. Even if you meet the age requirement for earnings withdrawal, you have to wait 5 years after a rollover for penalty-free earnings withdrawal.
>>61209651you've had a rally every day for 3 years you dimwit
>a leading producer of ultra-pure graphene, today announced that it has launched a brokered private placement of up to 6,896,560 units of the Company (the “Units”) at a price of C$2.90 per Unit, for gross proceeds of up to C$20,000,000 (the “LIFE Offering”). Kek graphmemeImmediately dilutes during a pump.
How is the Fear and Greed index on fear?That doesn't many any fucking sense.https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
everything is back to green except fking IDF lmaoi shoulda boughted more NXLV it was so obvious
>>61209679i already did that >>61209068
Every cent I have is in stocks and I need MORE cash invested. I'm almost desperate enough to get a job
>>61209692trade war?
>>61208839I was I was 13% black?
>>61209697oops pic relatedim still down like 50k from my peak thi
>>61209699very good, carry on my good apu
>>61209685Sounds like it's about time for another rally.
>>61209510>Bought gold a year ago>Bought silver 6 years ago>Have been DCAing into WMT for almost 10 years>Took profits on stuff today and two weeks agoYeah, tragic
>>61209713
Bro I have no idea what GPUS is but it’s giving me major fomo .63 cents 52week high 9.99 data centers and a dude bought 1 million shares. Seems like a legitimate meme
>>61209697>IDFDEATH DEATH TO THE IDFDEATH DEATH TO THE IDF
I think gap is gonna be over 25 by EOW
Nobody is buying stocks right now unless they're homosexual
>>61209721$GPUS $GPUS 1. Launching NVIDIA-based chips 2. Regained compliance — has until June 2026 to reach $1.00 3. Weekly Bitcoin investments continuing 4. Bitcoin mining capacity upgraded by 100% 5. New CEO announcement coming soon 6. Pure AI data-driven focus emerging — something Wall Street will favor 7. Tenant expected soon, adding new revenue streamsand the list goes on.
Just spent 28 dollars including tip at an Irish pub for 6 cheese sticks, a burger, fries and a diet cokeThe closest mcdonalds was 8 miles away and I didn't want to drive the bus another 30 minutesI'm even more bullish on mcdonalds than previously, if it was even possible to be so
>mom gives my brother hundreds of dollars in train fair so he can buy drugs>scoffs when I ask for 20 bucks for gas to go to workLolLmao evenFamily amirite?
>>61209783Obviously your brother is getting the money in exchange for sexual favors. You should rape them both to assert dominance. For the sake of your finances
>>61209767I'm gay for capital gains.
I sold a significant holding in Japan's Nikkei today because the euphoria over Takaichi pumping stimulus is wrong-headed.1. She doesn't command the numbers to push through the stimulus she wants. Not even in her own party.2. She has a reputation as someone who can't compromise which is a liability in a minority coalition.3. She has no plan to resolve Japan's debt or the growing payment crisis.4. Her plan consists of massive borrowing to support stimulus and pressuring the BoJ to keep interests rates low, the BoJ won't do this because it needs to get a handle on inflation and the LDP need it to do this because rising prices are upsetting the voters.5. She's cut from the same clothe as Truss and the only thing that will stop her going the same route is the political paralysis.It won't implode but I expect the market will soon wakeup with a hangover for betting on only an upside.
>>61209803EhNothing matters as long as they keep indians and africans out.If they do that, they'll be the envy of the world in 20 years. I wonder if they can hold out.
is a company capital raising inherently bullish or bearish or does it depend?
No amount of all time highs will allow me to afford a house.
casually rolling stock footage of slave labour with lounge music and a cute girl voice listing share prices
>>61209815Surely your parents have their house going to you in their will?
>>61209721WHAT THE FUCK I ONLY GOT 1000 SHARES I SWEAR IF THIS BEYOND MEATS DAMMITSHOULD I GET CRAZY AND GET 5000 MORE AAAAARGH
>>61209840AAAAAA I JUST PULLED OuT MY 401K FOR IT AAAAAAA
>>61209815If your standards weren't the same as a mentally retarded white woman I'm sure you could buy any number of homes in small towns worth 100k
Imagine buying buying faggy ass crypto instead of ASTS. The novelty phase of crypto is over.
>>61209872I bought ASTS and sold covered calls and the stocke exceeded my exercise price for the second time in a row. It's like I'm scared of making too much money
that's cool and all but lets go back to laughing at BYND baggies
Male new already
>>61209840107 million float
>>61209881I bought it at $28. Top gainer for me. No end in sight desu. It's just getting started.
>haven't updated my calorie count log in a week>not since byndI could have 5xed my money in 2 days...
New>>61209922
>>61209773Why the fuck not. Been a terrible day. I put $20 bucks on it at 7:59. At least make me a dollar tomorrow anon and I'll be happy.
