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Skibidi toilet market edition
orange age
>>61214012thx saar benchod>Theres also an euro hedged one but I cant find it atmthis is the one
NIGGER TUESDAY
Baased edish
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he boughtered fake meat
QUANTUM GUYS, QUANTUM PHONES; QUANTUMMANIA ANTMAN
>>61214074I buyed Donuts at 4.50 thinking it would be the next fake meat, then panic sold at 4.0
Bought NVDA calls at the ultimate top , i'm down 12%
MSTR is a great buy at these levels.
Thoughts on MDLZ?
NOK-bros are we holding or getting out?
Even Intcel is pumping - sus market desu frfr
>>61214089checked
>>61214089I'll just buy IBIT
>>61214048welcome to the future of america under the current administrationthere will be a big walled tech empire and everyone else will live in the dirt on the outside, with all the things once taken for granted completely gonethis is what the goal of ai is btw.
gonna have real meat burgers tonight to celebrate this rally
added more NXDR today
>Nvidia throwing billions at Nokia>stock soarsanother european company being bought by the USa story as old as time at this point
wait really what the fuck is going on did he tweet or something?
The NYC mayoral contracts is just free money no?
Honest thoughts on $NGGR?
>>61214080>Snake but with quantum AI
how about those SNAP benefits?
INTCGODS...
i hope the admin let snap benefits lapse and then they just open food banks for white people only, with ice officers as security
>>61214110Hopefully Trump arrests that fuckin Muslim and Cuomo wins on a technicality. I hope you lose money betting on that shitskin.
>>61214136Finance movies are fucking gay
Just closed a lot of shorts. Now we can rug
ok im getting scared
Puts on this nok shit niggaAint no homie in the hood using this europoor old ass wypipo shit
Bobos just keep losing kek China is expected to commit to more controls on the export of so-called precursor chemicals used to make fentanyl, a synthetic opioid blamed for hundreds of thousands of drug overdose deaths in recent years. In return, the U.S. could cut its 20% fentanyl-related tariff on Chinese goods by as much as 10%, the people said.The expected agreements are subject to change and dependent on the meeting of the two leaders. Details are expected to be hammered out in subsequent negotiations.If the U.S. were to lower the fentanyl-tariff on Chinese goods to 10%, it would bring the average tariff on most Chinese imports—currently around 55%—to about 45%. That would put China’s average tariff rate closer to those of other trading partners, potentially reducing the price competitiveness of goods manufactured outside of China and raising the relative attractiveness of Chinese-made products to U.S. buyers.
>in 2019, Apple became the first company to hit 1 trillion>in 2025, Apple became the third company to hit 4 trillion>people think this is normal
>>612141464 hour rsi is very overbought, rarely stays up there for longwhy are you getting scared out of shorts again? you need to be rolling them, adding to them etc
>>61214171>>people think this is normalNobody does this THO.
>>61214171marketcaps are always fake and gayif someone sold 100 billion nvidia shares right now, theyd wipe over a few trillion in mcap out in the entire tech sector
>>61214101it was always meant to be like this. the admin is just accelerating it. i’m not one of the singularity faggots but it’s approaching faster than most would think>>61214124can’t wait to see niggers rioting on the 1st>>61214145a lot of nons here think they can time the next crash like Michael Burry lol>>61214159zoom out
>>61214168I can't even understand being a bobo at this point. We already had a huge market dip in 2020 and months-long correction period earlier this year. Barring an actual black swan event we're basically set for another couple of years.
100 billion in nvidia shares i mean, 100 billion shares would be the end of the entire stock market
Buy MSTR
>>61214176The RSI wasn't even red for so long as it was green on friday-monday 4th-7th april. It's just stays overbought and there isn't even a comparable reason for it to be like that.That's also my intention. It was Techshorts, I'll just go for SPY as there Tech only is 40% haha.
pamp it again
>>61214193They are simply masochists and like to get dom’d by big green candles daily
>>61214209Valve doe
Anyone just looking for an average looking girl when they make it? That my plan, don’t want them too hot, look at Jordan Belford.
shill me something new or at 52w low looking to open some new positions, thanks.
>>61214168>some TACO cope bullshit that doesn't matterWhere are the rare earths, retard? China is going to keep stalling on supplying rare earths until there are boots on the ground in Taiwan.
>>61214201Wait, I meant it vice versa. The RSI is red for longer now than it was green in the april dump. It's retarded.
>>61214199Buy my dogshit chart guys, it definitely won’t go down in a few days when the company reports 0 rev and shares get diluted every time Saylor buys bitcoin Definitely not a ponzi
>>61214092my large position is in the green for the first time in 4 fucking years after I NPCishly bought it during that brief meme it did in 2021.I'm holding. Earnings surprised AND memevidia printing money at them is going to drive this shit way up
Is today rate cut day?
>>61214201>>61214218tech is the most vulnerablei mean i guess if you believe in a scenario where we lose financials but tech somehow becomes the safe haven i can understand thinking theres better value in getting short spy but you rarely see that kind of thing
>>61214232No, we’re pricing it in
>>61214232wednesday sir
>>61214228>I'm holdingbaggies rarely make the right decision during the one second chance they get on a position that comes backsell your now profitable nokia bags, its dogshit
>>61214232That's tomorrow at 2 PM EST, along with MSFT, GOOG, and META earnings after-hours. Tomorrow is a very big day.
>>61214219he uses it exclusivelywhat's retarded is that these dumb flip phones still have wifi and browsers and seeing someone attempting to use a touch screen with only half the space looks fucking ridiculousthey're literally paying hundreds for an inferior product because it's retro.
Give it to me straight am I dumb for buying something with 95 rsi
Intchuds We won
>>61214215Greggs PLC - British provider of baked slop, much loved brand by us bongs. 4% Divi yield.
>didnt fall for grrrr, gamb, beyond>fell for hgraf>the more it dumped i got more>a bit angry but was only 300 bucks so what evernew ath and 50% wins, i dont really care>fell for plug as well>-30%>fell for mstr>-35%I want to get gains with everyone together :((((
>>61214241True. The chart does have big Fell For It Again Award energy
>memequantum in the middle of imploding>CEO Subodh K. Kulkarni exercised options then immediately sold ALL his shares in May>Indian ""journalist"" writes a FAKE NEWS article behind the WSJ paywall>fintube and fintwit retards immediately start parroting it>memequantum gaps up and starts poomping again>the administration contradicts the article: they are NOT talking about equity stakes in memequantum>said Indian probably had friends and family with positions trying to exit less painfullyHoly fuck get fucked. Thanks for the fake pump, it allowed me to increase the size of my short position last week.Get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
Do I sell my silver futures today or wait for tomorrow likely cuts?
>>61214250generally yesif you are looking to invest longterm you can buy when the rsi hits 50, sometimes the underlying will still be higher than it wasif you are looking for more fast upside, you are probably fucked
>>61214107Black berry whenThey are doing cloud shit Holding since last year
>>61214258forgot picrel
>>61214250You are not dumb, you are brave and fortune favors the brave.
>>61214266Well the thing is there’s heavy option volume in calls expiring in a month as well. Surely the people buying millions of dollars of bullish options at once know something
>>61214258>>61214270yeah, its extremely likely that if you for some retarded reason like nokia, you can buy back cheaper latertake your winning position and lock it in
WATCHANDLEARN
will i be safe here when the market corrects?
>>61214283as long as you arent leveraged long the market, probablyelse youll be jumping out of those windows
>>61214235it doesn't matter at this point. The money I lost I won't win back like this. Chances were I'd get fully liquidated with Tech if it spergs out harder. SPY is less volatile, which means I might make less, but also lower chance to get fucked.In fact, adding Tech shorts next to SPY shorts was the biggest mistake this year and fucked me over entirely. Overleveraged. My gains from the Feb-April dump are gone and now I gotta claw everything back or lose it all. WhateverWith the money that I'll inherit I will surely not do this shit ever again. This is the least I can do after this shorting fiasco.
>>61214283How much would an apartment like this go for? My budget is about 2 grand a month. Much thanks xx
>>61214253can you even afford food?
>>61214273Thanks bwo. I’m probably more ignorant than brave, I’m just trying to follow the big money
I'm up 10% in the past month but I feel nothing. I'm putting too much effort into this investing hobby, I want to start making porn in Blender again.
>>61214294Yes. People don't really cut down on slop consumption. People love it. Uber Eats, Deliveroo, etc is big business here. All delivered by your friendly fresh of the boat.
>>61214171any MSFT chads? bought these shares in Mar 2020, very happy with the buy and hold
>>61214291you cant really short an up market just randomly without any kind of events/earningslook at weekly macdyou literally cant short until the lines crossif you learn anything just learn that, the market has felt the exact same for the last 6 months, and thats because the algos are set to buy all dips2 weeks ago shouldve really hammered that point homeluckily if you believe everything is fake and gay, this is a good week to take a nice downside shot in some shorter duration puts since vix came back down
>>61214283How can you live like this and not feel trapped? Not a tree in sight
Anyone else gambling on VZ? I remember seeing their commercials a lot on TV as a kid. I think that means something.
>>61214228I boughted at ~4.3 and sold at 6.2. Im worried I fucked up.
I knew I shouldn't go against the trend. I knew this clown market is delusional. But still I bought puts. Why? Why do I keep doing this to myself?
ok I just sold my NOK position that I bought at a cost basis of $lmao5.54 in 2021. I've been waiting too fucking long for this shit to stop being a loser in my portfolio, and I have to pull the triggertelling you now because you all are safe to buy it since I've exited my position, meaning it'll moon to $20+ EOM. The market has inversed every buy or sell decision I've literally ever made, so this is literally reliable investing advice.
I WANT TO TAKE PROFIT BUT IT WOULD BE RETARDED TO SELL BEFORE RAPE CUTS BUT EVERY DAY ADDS THETA DECAY FUCK FUCK FCUK
Why do people bet against america?
>>61214283How did they get that sofa all the way up there
HGRAF closing over $3?
>>61214338only do contrarian bets if you have inside information or some other non-public edge
>>61214314>no eventsHow about no rare earths? (or let's say rare earth deal for the third time now MAYBE)How about bad consumer reports?How about increasing inflation?How about ADP numbers?How about dogshit NFP numbers that get revised 2 months later?How about still no investment from South Korea for example?It's the fuckin Fed that will cut now into higher inflation and this AI shit that they are now also trying to turn into Quantum.I wouldn't even look at Weekly charts anymore. They are mostly useless now too. Monthly is the only thing that matters. I mean, weeks just get reversed in one day. Friday we dump and monday it has basically recovered at least 50%. What indicator tells you that? Nothing to do with that.
>>61214346Because it's time for Canada to take the stage.
>>61214349Take the windows out.
>>61214346the NIKKEI is performing 10% better than the S&P this yearBelieve in Japan.
How high do we expect GOOG to go after wednesday?
>>61214338never short the clown anonnever i learned it the hard way too
stop swing trading
do bears have any money left to short?
>SOFI in charge of earnings
>>61214373realistically it could pop to 278 (+4%) based on historicals, GOOG has jumped 4-6% 55% of the time after earnings, so better than a coin flip
>>61214384I hope so, the second they run out of money to short with, the whole thing is going to crash boss.
Everything is so fucking expensive
>>61214381Man I wish I had a million dollars. To be able to make a third of my yearly salary in a day. Holy shit being poor sucks. I'm at 105k, hopefully one day.
euro retard here, which ETF should I go after if I plan to hold for about 25 years and only purchase more/rebalance
Shall I hold SEAGATE like a MOTHERFUCKER or ditch it before closing the market?
>>61214354>>61214314This now will just be my last time being a bear. If it fails and I lose it all, so be it. But I'll try it and won't get shaken off. I just restructure now my positions. Yeah, if we dump I'll make less, but I'll get some back. After that, fuck shorting. Markets don't go down until something breaks. Actually, they are probably going up because something is broken (the Fed). Money would have been a nice addition, but I also live extremely frugal and was happier before getting into trading when I didn't even have any money. It's mainly a pride and purpose thing. Just a game for fun and feeling good (or bad), at best the money is a cushion. I'm way too stingy and hate spending.I'll probably live soon "innawoods" (exaggerated). You know in a village, I have a house there, garden, land and so on, so there's stuff to do. Might scam the EU for some farmer gibs on top (also joking)
>>61214398VT
>$NVDA Announces Partnership With $PLTR>- Collaboration With Palantir To Build Integrated Technology Stack For Operational AI >- Nvidia, Palantir Are Also Working To Bring The Nvidia Blackwell Architecture To Palantir AIPMore collabs. NVDA is now CIA. Pump pump pump
SPY might go to 690 holy shit
>>61214427>PARTNERSHIP CONFIRMED!!!!!>AIRDROP SOON FELLOW HODLERSThe market is such a crock of shit, jesus christ
I just sold silver
>>61214438SPX almost got 6900, maybe even hit on other brokers.
>AMZN is getting ready for a giga-retard-pump on thursday>ADBE discourse starting to change and pumping
>>61214414Not available to me.
>>61214444checked
>>61214444>buy high, sell low
man, remember 911? what a fucking stunt that was
>>61214449I seriously hope this.t. bought 60 shares yday
Waste management (WM) is such a piece of shit The united states needs to import more pajeets to shit up the streets more
Do any leafs know whether CSU is worth slurping? They have a P/E ratio higher than NVDA and they intend to not be geared towards AIslop which is not good. However they dipped because of the CEO retiring which would suggest the dump should be brief. Thoughts?
>>61214470nothing ever happens
>nvda partners with pltrand so the memes become one and the cycle is complete.
>>61214465I bought silver futures at 0.035, sold at 0.047
>$UBER To Deploy One Of World Largest Autonomous Vehicle Networks Powered By $NVDA AI Architecture>Nvidia: Partnering With Uber To Scale Level 4-Ready Mobility Network - Co Can Support Uber In Scaling Its Global Autonomous Fleet To 100K Vehicles Over Time, Starting In 2027 - Stellantis, Lucid, Mercedes-Benz Collaborate On Level 4-ready Autonomous Vehicles Compatible With Drive AGX Hyperion 10 For Passenger Mobility
>another fucking neon green gap up dayThis is fucking comical.It can't just keep going up forever like this.
Genuinely asking whats gonna happen tomorrow if they cuti feel like this is insane and they're pricing in cuts but they already priced in like a year of cuts so i dont know what the fuck to think anymore do i sell now or wait fuck
>>61214501Today in the morning I was standing in traffic. I mostly saw 1 person sitting in one car. Mostly. Is everybody supposed to have and use his own robotaxi or Uber? And if so how will the streets/roads be able to manage this?
>>61214509line go up brrrrrrrr
>>61214192Who the fuck started that rabbit clock meme? Its not even that funny and now its everywhere.
>>61214504it's kind of unreal, isn't it? fundamentals have been completely abandonedusually the "gaps always get closed" meme is accurate, but I guess NOT ANYMORE LOLnone of this matters anymore
>>61214509I sold today, took profits. If tomorrow it pumps even more, I'll buy again and ride the retardpump.
>>61214514It's from Twatter as usual
Why does the AI sector keep going up even though none of its consumer applications are turning a profit?
>>61214354most of those arent the events you think they aresome of them admittedly are, the nfp revision especiallyand yeah, like i said, look at that weekly macd, it never lies about when its time for markets to shift to a more bearish look>>61214410>This now will just be my last time being a bear.hate to say it but this is how tops are made>Markets don't go down until something breaks. Actually, they are probably going up because something is broken (the Fed).100% agree and i personally believe the bounce in april was a dead cat bounce, a very strong oneanyway you should be long the market most of the time and use puts as a cost of doing business so your losses are a bit more insulated when crazy shit happensdont give up, but stop gambling in big size, and just go with common sense which is stock markets generally go upsize your positions appropriately and dont think that in order to make money you have to short the exact top or buy the exact bottomive gone through this same shit and paid some expensive amounts to learn these lessonsits why most traders dont actually win, despite what the internet will try to make you think
you can only win
Should I just fucking all in VZ? Easy +10% tomorrow.>>61214514TikTok all roads lead to Rome trend, I find it funny thougheverbeit.
>>61214443vix thinks market is looking a bit fake and gay today
>>61214531What makes it so obvious besides the commercials you saw as a kid?
So when Trump wins the war on drugs and the cocaine supply in New York dries up, what exactly is going to happen to Wall Street?
>>61214485
stockwits is very bullish on NEGG and GPUSfeeling good /smg/sisters
>>61214517s&p 7k EOY10k EODget in or get out of the way>getting warned for making a thread about videogames on /v/ok.jpg
>>61214524cheap fiat money is all that matters
Why is Everything red?
>>61214545?????
>>61214540america will own the coca and sell it for more obviously
>>61214516Yeah it's like how a number of years ago we were talking about how stocks were slowly adopting the sort of volatility and disconnection from reality that characterized crypto and it's all really starting to play out in real time. It's like you just see these fucking ridiculous numbers and it doesn't even feel real. Like literally how the fuck is NVDA still going higher.
>>61214556to be fair nvda has been pretty sideways for a while
>>61214552No, I mean, after the initial withdrawal phase where I suspect there'll be a significant dip, traders will be trading with clear heads for the first time ever. Which is supremely bullish really.
>>61214545Do you ever get a feeling that some people in these threads are bots? Every now and then you see a post like this that's just completely detached from what the market's doing and it really makes me think.
>>61214545It is Because I Sold :)
>>61214563the coca isnt going to stop dude theres probably tons of it already stored away like a coca fort knox of sorts
>>61214566Checked. Possible but he could also just have a bunch of trash in his portfolio.
>>61214526Yeah. When I meant that it's my last time I'll short is also rather the proportion between short and long. Too much short, too little long, closed them too early. Use shorts more as hedge in the future.
>>61214571Are you suggesting some sort of cocaine legalisation?
>>61214560There's nothing sideways about this..
And now 6900 will be the support.
I am losing so much money right now. I feel a pain deep in my chest. I am getting dizzy. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>this is blumpfs economy it was supposed to crash
Joe Rogan interview with Avi Loeb just released.
>>61214595one of my favorite /pol/ tier things about this. Every single month, the dem voters I know are like THIS IS IT, ITS HAPPENING THIS TIME FOR REAL kek
aaaaaand it's NVDA
>>61214578no, we just have an administration that wouldnt be beneath conquering the coca lands of south america to then take it over and continue selling it here themselves
I sold my nvda last week. Thank me
200 TODAY??? what!
>SPY dropped by -21,7% because of 9/11
>>61214580was sideways for the last few monthsnasdaq and s&p also look like that if you zoom that far out
NVDA....gods?
>>61214531>>61214539Dcf model puts VZ at $42 a share if you’re conservative so it’s not a bad bet assuming no negative guidance
>btc pomping>crypto stocks dompingFuck this gay ass market
>>61214628Wtf that shit's finna hit $200 before the bell
>>61214595>>61214607Probably not too many "are you tired of winning yet???" posts lately, huh
>>61214623>because of 9/11it helped but it wasnt because of. the market was already down 20% so the crash just kept going.
I got a second monitor specifically for biz and pol
im so glad my puts are all the way out in januarynone of this hurts, none of it matters
>>61214617That would cause quite the unrest.It's not the '80s anymore where the CIA can get away with whatever they want. We have checks and balances now thanks to the Internet.
>>61214048What the fuck are you eating right now? I have vegetable soup and a home made asian sandwitch
Cant we just nuke shitvidiya already?
My divvy schedule is all fucked and now I don't have huge chunks of cash coming in once a week, just a moderate stream most daysI'm making more money but I don't know how to feel about the lack if big numbers. At least the numbers will get bigger as I add to my positions
>>61214646Philly Cheesesteak Eggroll
They will announce neew nvidia partnership with amzn tomorrow
>>61214645checks and balances aint doing shit atm so
>>61214646Idk mom eat my prepmealProbably some bread
>>61214656They should put Jensen and Bezos in Fortnite
>>61214646ate some 'zanow i'm dying from my gluttonyand I still have to work out today
>>61214643>my putsRetard. Its rate cuts now dude. Market will keep pumping. There will be down days but no where near enough to make puts worth the risk.
>>61214646ass
>>61214664That's retarded, I love it
i'm up 18% in 3 months
nigvideo price isnt realnigvideo price isnt realnigvideo price isnt realnigvideo price isnt realnigvideo price isnt realim living in a simulationim living in a simulationim living in a simulationim living in a simulationim living in a simulation
>>61214666markets always fall during the rate cut cycle
>>61214646homemade lasagna from my italian gf
>>61214660In what way?
>>61214410As someone who has shorted stuff occasionally... anyone shorting indexes right now is a retard. Period. (the VIX guy included)>You're shorting an euphoric market were circular expending makes everyone in that circle go up 10%>Retail bombarded 24/7 with news about new market highs.>Country ruled by an orange octogenarian pedo who thinks the stock market is a meassure of how the country is doing and has his entire family raking millions in the market.>Scam Altman blurps and Pepto-Bismol goes up 8%>rate cuts incoming>etc, etcAnd this is not new; we had month after month of this retarded crap, and you still didn't catch up? You deserve to lose money because you're an idiot.There's no hurry to short; the higher it goes, the better. Shorting requires incredible amounts of patience, and a bit of not giving a shit, and you clearly lack both. Get in the fucking train, put on the clown makeup, and make some money instead of trying to be the smartest guy.And meanwhile look/research for shoft targets for when the music stops if you want, but not now you dumb motherfucker.
>>61214673Been hearing that since it was $60
Why yes good goy, it's totally because of AI, we're totally replacing our workers with it even though it barely can spout out coherent shit, totally not because everything is currently total shit. Buy our stonk.
>>61214652That sounds good>>61214665Little ceasars has been saving my ass the past two weekends. I ended my friendship with papa johns cause they're too fucking expensive.>>61214669Yum>>61214678>mfw no italian gf
>>61214048Why in the actual FUCK is NVDA allowed to pump forever?
>>61214695Desu I'm kind of just assuming that these big companies already have access to way more powerful stuff than what us plebs have access to and probably shill out 10s of thousands if not millions of dollars in annual licensing costs to use them.
>>61214701It was good, now I am eating cheddar cheese jalapeno poppers.
>>61214368Papa Buffet ALWAYS win.
>>61214675No they dont retard. It depends why its being cut. Theyre cutting to make it easier to get money and stimulate the economy. Not because banks are going bust.
Nvda should be a minimum for $260-$300 right now considering it’s only up 49% ytd. It was and still is extremely undervalued compared to most other tech stocks which have run up 100-500% ytd
>>61214715I wonder what kind of AI DARPA has access to. I bet it's scary-good.
Why do we just keep pumping? What the fuck is this?
Everyone knows we're in a bubble, who the fuck keeps buying
>>61214641war is bullish, it should've gone up
>>61214727me
>>61214681deploying military to cities, racial profiling + ice overreach, demanding 230m of taxpayer money to be paid to him, saying that he could run for a third term, literally the tariffs themselves, and on and on>>61214722yeah, they do, post examples where the market didnt correct after rate hike cycle and the eventual rate cutting cycle. theres 0 examples to back you up there, friend
>>61214727>knows we're in a bubbleWhy does it matter? revenue keeps growing so what else do you do with your money then?
>>61214684Go fuck yourself, faggot
>>61214727no one is buying except retail, this is just option activity, institutional longs dipped over the last couple monthstheres no liquidity, contract size is very smallits bait
>>61214733Worth it once he wins the war on drugs.
>>61214349I hired some guys to remove a sofa bed from my apartment in summer. It didn't belong to me. Previous tenants left it because it was too big and heavy for them to move themselves. No idea how it got there in the first place. Landlord didn't want it. When I moved in I said it could stay as I didn't have a couch at the time. This summer I wanted it gone. Had dudes and truck come. Narrow door. Big wide sofa bed. When one dude saw it he immediately winced and told me it was "iffy" but that they would try. They got it. It involved a rolling dolly and removing the foot pegs, tipping it on end vertically and rotating it through the door just so. I gave those guys an extravagant tip as the plan B was to saw it in to pieces on site.
>>61214675lol they don’t, you know they’re cutting because of unemployment not inflation right?>>61214734there will be a crash eventually but there’s no point trying to time it. you’re gonna get flushed
>>61214727Buy, set stop loss, repeat
>>61214750>no examples to back up claimanother wrong 1post retard
>>61214595>>61214607a broken clock will eventually be righttick tock drumpfies
>>61214733>after rate hike cycle and the eventual rate cutting cycle2016 to nov 2019. Raised rates, then started to cut. SP500 kept climbing through out it. You must be a zoomer that thinks that rates only go down in a time of crisis. It doesnt. Go short retard and get wrecked.
Too much seethingBull market not doneBears need to be in total despair and financial ruin
Can we talk about how expensive it is to be poor? Most black families don’t even own stock so they are missing out on all these gains, not to mention being on benefits restrict you so much.
>>61212856is blud still holding niggermeat?its at exact 1.85 now
>>61214768this is the most hated rally since April. SPX is going to 7000 and it’s not gonna stop
>>61214764guess you forgot about oct '18 to jan '19, lmaonice try retard, try looking at a chartand heres a fun statistic to show you how wrong you are>Two out of 10 previous rate cut cycles avoided a recession, with the 2024 cut cycle marking the 3rd out of 11, if the recession is avoided in the current cycle.
>Amazon doing more huge layoff rounds>This time Twitch is affected>Estimated to cut out 500 WORKERS>Last time they cut off 35% of Twitch staff, the highest amount during the January 2024 tech slaughterI'm thinking Amazon is going to kill off Twitch like what happened to MySpace and sell that bitch off to some schmuck company as a zombie chip. No way they survive into 2026 on top of the streamer culture imploding from the bad press and shitty investment returns.
I have insider info on Cake
why is /smg/ posting anti-russia propaganda now
>>61214781Only asmon is gonna come out of this unscathed. My dude been stacking wealth for years.
>>61214781>Amazon is going to kill off TwitchGod I hope so, fuck twitch
>>61214778>guess you forgot about oct '18 to jan '19, lmaothey didnt cut rates during that time period. they rasied them. they didnt start to cut until july 19. seems you cant read a chart.
>>61214740This
>>61214787Imagine buying the dip again and again and again and then ending up homeless in Russia kek
>>61214781lol based fuck ecelebs
>>61214770Shut the fuck up bike cuck
Can nvidia just hit $200 already. Imagine selling nvidia at $199.67 like an absolute faggot. Just let it hit 200
>199.80cmon cmon cmon
SHORT NVDA RIGHT FUCKING NOWLIQUIDATE YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE AND THROW IT ON PUTS
>>61214770Imagine not having capital to ride the meme economy, while your wages devalue year by year through money printing and inflation. This bullrun feels like the absolute last time you can make it before you're eternally priced out. How do poorfags not collectively commit suicide.
>>61214781Everybody is laying off, and the Fed thinks a fuckin cut will help. The best it will do is cause increasing inflation.
GPUS wigglin a bit
>>61214789>daily average youtube view: 4.5mlnYeh that's got to be anywhere from $15k to $30k a day, and that's not even his only channel or only income streamCrazy how well youtube pays
>>61214737Again, get in the fucking train, put on the clown makeup, and make some money for the short season. Just remember to jump before we reach the cliff.
>>61214781I also forgot to add that one of the senior people laid off already just happened to be in charge of the fraud department, as in trying to prevent people from scamming the system with fake subs and bits. Just watch financials get even worse on Twitch KEKLMAO
>>61214796baited you for exactly this answer, now time to dismantle you entirely.>started in july 19>startedcool, weve been in a rate cutting cycle for a little while herehmm... check out march 2020, wow that was crazy huhtheres no way thats gonna happen again right???
>>61214811>The best it will do is cause increasing inflation.EXACTLY thats why you need to BUY NOW. its only ever going to become more expensive and your money is only going to become more worthlessBUY BUY BUY, THE LINE WILL GO UP FOREVER
>>61214787There's been a NAFO tranny discord raiding /biz/ for the last few weeks. Hope they all die in a missile strike, honestly.
>/smg/ calling people buying puts retarded againIt's going to crash so fucking hard.Limit down days are coming again.Robertson is right there's nothing but air holding this thing up.
>>61214806Why? There's no top
What a butthurt op image, kek How we holding up TMFers?
>>61214825Bobo-kun, if you need to short, why can't you short bearish indexes?
>>61214781I have heard that there was a lot of issues going on with twitch these days and there might even be a lawsuit.
Legitimately how do people hold a stock forever like buying nvda at $10 and not selling at $40 or $100 or $1000 you gotta be the greediest mofo on earth to not sell a 100x gain and even then it was still the right choice
I am all cash, as soon as I open a position, some bullshit like "hurrr durr trade war jitters" is gonna happen. If I go short on X stock, then "hurrr durr government considering stake in X company"
>official wallet of ChatGPT>Instituting a dividend >Smash earnings and revenue, margins improving >Guidance revised upward for a second consecutive quarter >2.1b fcf for the quarter And the stock is barely holding on to a 7% gain lol. Only PainPal.
>>61214819>check out march 2020, wow that was crazy huh>theres no way thats gonna happen again right???lmao ok bait now i see. That wasnt a financial created issue retard. im done replying to you.
>>61214825going to be so epic when the market has three 5% down days in a row again and people start losing their minds despite the year still being positive at that point, lmaothen it it keeps falling
>>61214825You buy puts once the trend has reversed. Which won't be for a while. Spy could go down to 655 and still be fine. Its just a higher low
>>61214837I'm holding 100 shares of HGRAF at like $1 at this point im just going to see what kind of fuckery happens.
>>61214837Fundamentals you retard and the willingness to commit to your bet.
>>61214585It's actually support now.
SAAB is up 120% YTD, russia lost
>>61214839Makes two of us. Im the worst trader in the history of all bull markets.
>>61214819are you just baiting? you know we had a pandemic right?
>>61214842>theres absolutely NOOO way there were any economic factors involved in march 2020. it was all the china virus and nothing about the entire system mattered before then!!! -(you)
>>61214834I'm saying that anytime /smg/ is clowning on a position it's likely rightHow many posts do you see in this very thread saying buying puts is bad?
wheres the grrr and plug nigger? lol
>>61214862buying puts has been bad almost the entire year. you can’t time orange nigger from being a retard
>>61214862/smg/ bought fucking byndthese fools are completely cooked
>>61214862True...>>61214864GRRR's down 25% from when I sold LOL
>>61214841I like to use Paypal like a credit card.>have money on bank without online banking>don't want to do wire transfer with paper>go to Broker>Add funds>pay with Paypal>choose said bank account to withdraw fromSometimes I even loop it in case I need money somewhere and then rotate it around with a few days delay.
TMC - yes or no? What is the /smg/ verdict?
>>61214878Yes. I remember how many times I was called a retard for saying that we would go back to all time highs during the 2022 bear. It only strengthened my conviction. Yes I was a bull at one point.
what do you guys think of BBAI
nvda at 199.xx. what will happen once it reaches 200? will the stock market collapse?
>>61214855Does the gripens afterburner sound like *MJÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ*?
50$ oil when
>>61214893Take your pancakes and go
>>61214835The Twitch CEO Dan Clancy got caught hanging out and sleeping with 20 year old OF girls on twitchcon streams. Not only is he a 60 year old that's already married and has kids, but he did that shit while Emiru got SA'd that day. On top of Vtuber gifts stolen, diabetes kits taken away and lack of security.I have seen Home Depot stores with better management than this.
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does SOXL have any more upside remaining this week?
>>61214844>You buy puts once the trend has reversedThis is like buying insurance after the house caught on fire.
>>61214891Is it happening?
>>61214902oops, I meant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>$200.40Jeeeeesus
>>61214891we get end credits
woo woo woo 200 woo woo woo
>>61214899>SA'dGo back retard.
NGERIA!
WHY ARE WE DUMPING SO HARD AAAAAAAAAAAA
All my small cap stock bets are red. Every day they get redder it seems. Why are small caps so hated right now? Is it over?
>>61214899Damn, for real? I never thought someone that old would have that much game but then again i heard wild shit happens at conventions so i guess i have no choice to believe.
>nigger video computing hit 200ITS OVER
>>61214898Apologies Mr President it wont happen again Sir.
>>61214891itll go a little higher, then tomorrow jerome powell will go up to the podium, tap his papers, clear his throat, and then calmly say the n word one time into the mic and walk out of the room, taking no questionsand the market will rally 50%
I’m fucking holding onds
Cameco, Nokia and Terrawulf. Are they all Quantmaxxing?
fomod 50k into tqqq just now.
>Nigervideo $201 nowSTOP MY INVINCIBLE SON
>>61214905What's the point of being the first guy jumping off the landing craft? Feeling smart like the other idiot going against the market?In the bear market this clownshow deserves there will be time and margin to make money with much much lower risk.
>>61214945oh fuck no nO NO NON ONOOOOOO SEEEEEELLLL NOOOOOOW AAAAAAAA
>>61214945the market knows this is a fake post. its not going down
>>61214646nothing ill probably eat thursday depending on how tomorrow goes
It's getting awfully euphoric in here. Really tempted to buy puts.
>>61214935>vidya gpus are going to get worse and worse>nigger devs are going to enable all AI shit to make your game run 30fps native and kill all clarityin our greed we've lost our humanitywe are bound to live the rest of our lives as empty shells
>>61214952>>61214952
>>61214937kek
>>61214740Either way Im making money, all I have to do is sell when the music stops. I aint getting left holding that bag kek>>61214781I hope so twitch thots and their simps in shambles.
>>61214955vix is low, buy puts 90 days out, youll definitely be able to make a profit on them
>>61214955On what?
>>61214951This is especially true. Like when I said I'd buy calls last Friday to see if it finally dumps. It makes me think the market is truly some kind of LaPlace's Demon-like entity. It knows.
>>61214368This is why you invest in sectoral ETFs, you get best momentum stocks of every country, not just US.
im -200% on my weekly NVDA $210 covered calls. looks like it may be over for me (my time as a shareholder that is). its been a solid run, but if you want my shares i will need another $3000 profit from where we currently sit. its in gods (my brokers) hands now
>>61214976>It makes me think the market is truly some kind of LaPlace's Demon-like entity. It knows.I've always assumed this was an understood.
>>61214988yeah bro i never learned my lesson with covered calls, i'm about to have my GOOG shared called away because i kept selling CCs for trivial premiums
