no nut november edition>calendarhttps://finviz.com/calendar/economichttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html>charthttps://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free live futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]https://www.sierrachart.com/>educationhttps://www.investor.gov/https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html>heatmaphttps://finviz.com/map.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/>screenerhttps://finviz.com/screener.ashxhttps://www.tradingview.com/screener/>squawkhttps://www.financialjuice.com/home/>televisionhttps://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl1.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8>trading hourshttps://www.tradinghours.com/markets/>[misc]https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/Previously on /smg/>>61235895
buy MSFT and BLK on monday
>lust inducing imageI'm about to fail nnn
Monday
>goldlol baggiesand since everyone bought the top in Gold ETFs, they can't even look at their gold coins or whatever
>>61239226nnn is unhealthy, you need coom
To infinity and beyond, meat marines! Next week is our time!!!
>>61239238thisstudies show that frequent cooming helps to prevent prostate cancer
>>61239238>>61239248Check the early life sections on these two posters, kek.
>>61239253The funny thing is according to their own religion masturbating is defilement and a sin against God, you're not even supposed to pull out, lest you be smited. The idea that not wanking it for a month leads to ass cancer is quite the psyop
i'm getting close
I just blocked the woman that has been financially dominating me for 5 years.I don't know why I am so pathetic and got off on it.
im going to fap whenever i want to fapi don't give a shit
what's the point if you're just gonna die at any moment
OkayHere is a reason not to use robinhood. I have repeatedly clicked the "Stop using margin" button, because I never wanted a margin account, and they have continuously just not switched me to a cash account. So they 'flagged me as a day trader'. But I don't care. But then they refused to pay out my INTEREST I am entitled to from paying them 5 bucks for being on robinhood gold. Fidelity would not do this to me. Fuck robinhood, they are literally stealing my time and money from me now.
If your year doesn't look like this what are you even doing >greatest bull run in recent memory >anon still manages to lose money
>>61239275How did you start negative
>>61239285didnt robinhood buttfuck everyone with one of the meme stocks a couple of years ago
>>61239289It's net worth. I had student loans
>>61239290>onions idits over
amd
NXDR earnings on Wednesday. Let's see how badly we get fucked.
>>61239290It was gme and that's where most of the criticism is from but robinhood has a lot more jewish fucking policies designed to fuck with you.>canceled gold but my policy is supposed to be active until november 18>they say my funds are now 'unsettled'LolwutLike they just change their policies randomly to fuck with you, probably to get people to keep their money there. Fidelity is literally free. After the 18th I'm gonna just move it all to fidelity.
>November 1it's time. to shop on amazon.
>>61239281because just maybe there's something else afterwardsif there was truly nothing, what started it all billions+ of years agowhat a terrifying thought actually
Best stocks for dividends?
>>61239297i still have student loans, i stretched the payment terms to the max (15 years) coz it's 0% interest :)feels like im leveraging to invest this whole timealso still have car loans even tho i can pay them coz theyre only 3.99% interest
>>61239278You’ll be back piggie
>>61239281What's the point of doing not doing [action] if anti/non-[action] doesn't matter in the long run anyway?
Do you guys thin the Gloo IPO is a good idea? Redit hates it because the CEO is the intel ceo who quotes the bible and shit.
AMD sell or hold after earnings?
>>61239331>0% interestAre you canadian or something.
>>61239329find a REIT thats trading at 30 to 50% discount to their NAV (i.e. if they own a $400K townhouse you're basically paying $200K for it)but make sure you narrow it down to one that has positive cashflows and where the dividends are sustainable (even if it's only coz they cut it down, that doesnt matter since ur buying after it already went down -30% presumably) -> this is important, some REITs are at a discount but they're negative, like >100% dividend payout ratio or wahteveralso if they truly believe they're undervalued the company should be buying back shares since it's better to buy back shares (i.e. basically buying a $400k townhouse for $200K) rather than using the extra cash 1:1 to buy acquire more real estate, i.e. a $400k townhouse for $400k wheres the deal in that??also buy in ur area, if ur american dont buy a european or canadian fund because you have no firsthand advantage, and vice versa, especially fo canadians because they dont get dividend withholding taxes back if they buy US stocks in a tax-free account
>>61239329MSTY
Cool cool robinhood jewed me out of like 75 bucks.
>>61239345yes the cuntry thats about to have a baseball world series game against japan tonight
>>61239280I'm gonna have the Asian grandma at the rub and tug pull my pud for me twice a week instead of fapping. It's a loophole
>>61239353No one cares poorfag
>>61239364>>61239359Fuck off Gambjeet.
>>61239231why what did i miss?fucking hell not this shit again
S&P500 WITH A X2 LEVERAGE is the way to go if you wanna make it early . Even buying at the worst possible time for a leveraged etf, i.e. just before a crash where the leverage works against you, it would still have performed better. In fact, funnily enough it is 14.77% since inception - in 2006, i.e. pre-crisis, and VOO is 14.61% since inception - post crisis in 2010. Btw buying just the covid dip SSO would be 422% and VOO 159%. So there is that, too.
>>61239396im still gonna do it the hard way
The road to NVDA 6T™ begins next week
>>61239331>car loansYou can see that drop on my chart in 2015. That was me buying my first new car. I paid like 1/2 in cash and financed the other 1/2. If I break the chart out into different accounts, you can see the effect. The red line, which is debt (as a negative number), takes a drop, and the purple line (cash) also drops the next month. I remember why... because I bought the car near the end of the month... and then they waited like 2 weeks to cash the check I wrote, the lazy fucks. I hate fucking car dealerships. Anyway, I've been debt free since 2018, except for whatever I put on credit cards for points/rewards, which I pay off every month.Don't read too much into the wild swings to the right side, that's just me moving money between accounts
new highs are coming for the govt shutdown. still at least 500k more layoffs to get through.
>>61239349just throw O in the IRAall REITs are on a discount until AI mania cools offsimple as
>>61239421Also I still drive that car, it's 10 years old and now a shit box, but I'm going to drive it until it literally falls apart at highway speed and kills me, it's the only financially sensible thing to do in this economy
>Gentlemen, we need a stock index that represents the entirety of Europe but which can compete with the SP500 eye to eye which wouldn't otherwise be possible because the EU is an overregulated shithole>how about we just do a bucket of 50 corporations where if one shits the bed, your entire years gains are fucked?Though at least that was the sick burn until the Mag 7 started doing the same in the US.
Die Einsamkeit zerfrisst mich, Brudis. Wü nimmer alleine sein. Jeder Depp scheint eine Freundin haben zu können. Aber ich bleibe allein.
>>61239421half with cash??? i bet you calculated how much potential profit you missed out since then had you invested that cash insteadi financed my car with $0 cash (well there was a $500 deposit but that doesnt really count)best decision i made because the US$30K has basically tripled and more since 2023 with the nonstop bull marketcant believe ppl keep saying buy a car with cash. Fuck no, just finance it and keep the cash invested, even if theres no bull market and it doesnt work out, you still always take that shot if the car loan is relatively low interest, who else will loan you money to invest at ~4% interest rate or cheaper because thats basically what it is indirectly
>>61239442>>61239463o but i bought a new car not a used one becoz im a retarded consoomeralso the markets were stupid back then, i'd only save like $5k buying a 1-2 year old used car that already had like 50k km's on it
>>61239281That's what I am wondering about since my father died 2 days ago. Last I've seen him was 2 months ago. Yesterday i received a call informing me about his dead and also please contact your embassy in Germany since you are a relative.
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>>61239238I already coomed like 3 times
>>61239463>i bet you calculated how much potential profit you missed out since then had you invested that cash insteadNo, I was kind of an idiot back then, just dumping money into a savings account getting next to no interest. Yes, looking back, I should have financed it at the time since the interest rate was so fucking low. I think it was only like 2.x%. I think I was worried about affording the monthly payment or something if I financed it more... but I could have just drawn down savings gradually instead of all at once anyway... Idk, I thought I was smart, but I wasn't. I think I'm smart now, but I'm probably not. Investing the cash would have been a lot better. I didn't actually start investing (other than my 401K) until the next year. Even that was just basic bitch Vanguard funds.
>>61239472What is the "bat" about?
>>61239472>sell next play >last getting
>>61239275Program and prompts for this graph?
>>61239496It's an MS Excel spreadsheet I've been building and tweaking since 2009
>>61239481What are you invested in now?
>>61239501Cool
searching for the next value pick and trying to make sure i dont end up picking a value trap and lose to opportunity costi know there's a few 2x or even 3x in here somwehre within a 3 year timeframe...notably lots of real estate and energy, most notably might be the drillers -> miners are so lucrative now what about the people who dig with them with their shovels, why havent they gone up yet despite increasing profits?
>>61239504thanks!>>61239502I have my retirement and a big chunk in accounts that's managed by my bank... but I'm not sure if I want to keep it there though. It's doing fine, but not amazing, not even really beating SPY, though it's supposed to be somewhat uncorrelated from the market. I have some in my gambling account which I just fuck with. I have some stock in my employer. I also still have a lot of cash because I'll probably get laid off as soon as the market crashes. The cash gets a better interest rate these days since I moved most of it to an online bank.
>>61239238Just don't watch porn.
>>61239443europe has maybe three relevant companies... SAP, Airbus, and ASML... that is why they cant magically have a good index. their companies are simply not as good.
we are back in business
>>61239420>when you sell the top
>>61239437O in the Roth just complete ignores the end of year dividend tax, right? Just div reinvest and forget?Was thinking of doubling down on KO or MO, but, hey, diversification, right?
>>61239569>this time for real, I swearIf this article was true, the weekend futures wouldn't be down. Last week when there were good news about china, the weekend futures were up.
buy nvdia
METANIGGERSHOW LONG WILL META KEEP DIPPING? What's your thoughts on this subject?Thanks for you're attention NIGGER
>>61239605>If this article was true, the weekend futures wouldn't be downIt's just retarded sell the news garbage.
>>61239610They're literally emulating the scene from Blow (2001) where Johnny Depp makes it to the top of the cocaine game. What comes immediately in the next scene, you ask? The start of the downfall
>>61239472>150k lmao must codeI feel personally called out.
>>61239617its the shittest company of the MAG7, replace it and TSLA with oracle and just rename it the MAG6.
>>61239472>no nigger>AI large textthis place has changedNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>>61239601LUCKY you if you can qualify for a ROTHi must use a IRA, but the HSA is always maxedthe tax laws in the jewnited states were made for jews by jews to the benefit of jews and niggers
>>61239329It will always be SCHD. Just buy it and forget.
>>61239674SCHD is the cuckold stock for the cuckold maneven fucking REITs are outcompetingA FUCKING REIT
>need 125k to make it its not what you makeits not what you keepits what you need
>>61239472>thinking germany anon cute
>>61239684out-competing in what way
>>61239463Debtmax and invest in stocks is the way. That's why I keep 100k worth of credit cards maxed out
>>61239803
>>61239813There's one on the other side too
>>61239813You're looking at me like you want to suck on it or something the fuck you want gramps
>>61239803only if ur doing balance transfer promos getting 0% interest on that credit card debt
>>61239819what the FUCK
>>61239342sell before earnings, buy after it moonsorbuy before, sell after it dumps
>>61239674forget about gains you mean even the Vanguard Value etf VTV is measurably better
>>61239211>left out the bogleheads wiki link in OPThe top is in
i bet if a SCHD holder looked at the holdings they wouldnt buy half those stocks.
>>61239329VDY if you live in Canada
>>61239471it's ok anon.don't forget when your father dies, the next one on the generationnal list is you
Came back from my part time job after an hour and a half because I got sad. Remembered that a guy had offered me 40 bucks an hour 10 hours a day for a short job from friday-monday but I passed on that. My 1600 bucks... My money I woulda made on ggll.... my money i woulda made on basically everything this year.....
>>61239281Because there’s a small chance we can take it all with us.
My folio is around 800k, but I'm still a loser...
Not to be contrarian, but whats the play when this inevitably goes south for yet another once in a life time event? Throw all loose cash into QQQI or whatever the new new MAG# entities end up being?Go great depression tier and yolo into Coke?Not like I'll live long enough to enjoy any of it, but the money should be making money in some form.
>>61240043look for stocks that went up during the 2022 tech wreck. i just looked and your KO example went up slightly.
Thoughts on next earnings? Thinking of buying PLTR CALLS and AMD CALLS
buy on open we're all gonna make it
>>61239915not if you're a dividend investor like if you're going to invest traditionally yes but if you're not planning to sell and you only want to rely on dividends then no
>>61240067Post all time. Post FCF growth. Post acid.
>>61240093>Post all time.the rest of your post is valid but post all time is dumb because if it went -99% but it has an inflection/turnaround then it's irrelevant what it was 10 years ago at the peak because you're buying today not 10 years ago come on nowimagine if u said that bout AMD in 2015 or something
>>61240085sorry, like an intelligent person i was talking about total returns.SCHD is like a collection of garbage but it yields 4% so you hold it.
>>61240093all irrelevant when their government would be about to go to war
Do you think it’s still worth buying S&P 500 monthly? I’m so nervous about this AI bubble. Thinking of holding and not contributing as much going forward.
>>61240106Id say the same about amd. You need perspective, what are you american?
>>61240122peak delusion
>>61240118no.while i dont think the market will crash because we're still well into a buildout phase (tons of liquidity from capex budgets plus all GPUs actually in use unlike at the decline of dotcom when you had a bunch of unused fibre = dark fibre)it'd be a good idea to have cash on side despite inflation, maybe even short directly (like equivalent to 25% of your active positions if not more, or just hold more cash)theres no use trying to guess but you can hedge for either direction so going 100% cash/short is stupid as fuck since bubbles are lucrative, but you should be ready for either direction and to be more picky with what you're holding, i.e. maybe still have like 30% exposure to tech but start holding more defensive positions (sectors that went flat through the dotcom crash)
>>61240123I am delusional? Touch grass my guy
>>61240118the us will probably finish shifting into a war time economy by february so it'd make sense the powers that be would time a crash to go with it and this time around there'd probably be more missiles to build than ships at any rate
>>61240067>>61240115this are both very very funny posts
>>61240085my brother is a very good trader and investor. he's buying schd right now. i keep telling him to buy wkey but he's a skeptic. he's already rich anyways though so it doesn't matter. why is it you don't want to sell? i wanna see you make a lot of money, but you do have to take bigger risks for the bigger rewards.
im going to move and spend like $10K on new furniture sooni love ai so much, already took plenty of profits = already 25% cash after i 5'x my money since the start of the year. ill 2x the remainder by end of 2026 and just cash out moreany other anons planning to treat themselves this black friday, i aint buying ikea garbage anymore aaahahahahahahaha
>>61240043If youre holding nasdaq or spy set a 10% stop loss. Buy back in when its down 20%. 20-30% drops is about the worst the market will ever drop in a year no matter how bad the news is.
>>61239319fidelity is free but their options fees are ass cancer>>61239349ban REITs>>61240118there is no bubble in ba sing se, you are safe here
>>61240167do stop losses work during pre and after market time? I've never used them.
>>61240167and if it does drop more than 30% what would happen?
Anyone else excited that sailing is coming out on Runescape?
>>61239211To all the anons who were telling me i didnt sell the top of gold:guess what. that's still the top.
>>61240174It would eventually recover and you'd be glad you bought the dip. It would take a nuclear holocaust or ww3 for the market to drop much lower than 30%. And at that point youre probably going to die anyway
>>61240043buy up property from all the baggies who go bankrupt and get evicted
>>61240174take a HELOC and buy everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpiEunhVs9oI NEED LITHIUM ARGENTINAS TO GO BACK UP TO ITS FAIR VALUE OF 8 DOLLARS
>>61240177>Dungoneering>You only need lv 60 to use the best item (rapier)>Ah, but you need to hit level 90 to have enough tokens to buy it>given xp scaling, thats basically 1/16th of the way thereAt least GE merching gave me an early experience with pump and dumps
IT'S GONNA CRRASSSHHHHHH
>>61240194>And at that point youre probably going to die anywayOne can only hope.
>>61240207Tbh I actually enjoyed dungeoneering a lot and I lowkey miss it
>>61240167Why sell when its down a bit and then buy more?Just DCA a bit every month, and allocate a double buy on trailing buys every 10% from the high
>>61240177never played it but eu5 comes out in a few days, new magic set in a couple weeks
>>61240167literally every time I have used a stop loss, it ended up being a stop gain.
>>61240161>ill 2x the remainder by end of 2026 and just cash out moreDefinitely bro. S and P to 9000.
>>61240224dont know about all that but its a very safe bet to say it will be worth 10k by EOD
>futures
>>61239211This NNNovembet, remember to save your semen for your families future
so much for no new wars
>>61240213Thats less risky but with this youre buying back at a lower price and making way more money. With covid, 2023, and the tariff crash this would have been the best strategy
>>61240228So your EXACT logic is that the market will have another big selloff, then you're going to buy in and 2x your money again?
>>61240224no im not in S&P500, i would not have 5x'd this year if i was lol come on now
>>61240242You think you can time the market, you can't.Staying in the market and slowly dcaing is a foolproof strategy, yours requires luck, and you forgot about paying taxes. Also pic related
>>61240241America First!
I’m about to ape in ggll and drop 35k of dry powder in it. What am I in for?
>>61240242If you bought the pre covod peak, you wouldve been flat for like a year, and up 200%+ by nowIn my opinion its best to just buy the dip but structure it so you can marathon it for a few years if you have to. Stocks I think have an asymmetrical upside, so selling feels wrong.Please note I am advocating for good risk management and not being an eternal baggie on a dead company
>>61240252there will be dumps and then bigger pumps. timing is pointless without inside info. just throw as much in as you can and enjoy the ride. I'm literally down to the last 10k cash in my bank account. its all in brokerages and retirements and like 90% growth funds lol
>>61240241This is so retarded because the Islamic factions in the north aren't part of the government but he's threatening the government kek.
>>61239211shitty op links again edition
>>61240284It makes sense from the lens of their govt failing to protect US values
I CAN'T TIME THE MARKETBUT I CAN TRY>>61240241I HOPE THERE'S A FUCKIN WARBOEING, GUSH, RTC, LOCKHEED TO THE MOON
>>61240266Why did you wait until after earnings.... and with 35,000 dollars....
>>61240241True. But Muslims will die so there's that.
DAY 76 OF REGRETTING THE FACT IF I MADE EVERY TRADE IN THE LAST 400 DAYS ACCORDIN TO MY OWN INTUITION INSTEAD OF /biz/ EXPERT IDEAS I WOULD HAVE MADE ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS IN THAT TIME
>>61239472>love kidsgoddamnit i came here the past couple days to avoid that shit now it's here too GREAT
What happens to stocks on Tuesday, November 4?
>>61239472oh shit ZIM made it in there too. nice
>>61239329In a market where a tweet can wipe you out CC funds are highly risky. Most aren't back to their April levels. I think a split between SCHD/DGRO/SGOV with SCHD getting the most because of the dividend growth potential and tax efficiency. It's also undervalued in this twisted market so I personally believe its on discount and a rotation out of tech will eventually bump it to $30+. Yes you need more but its safer. If you bought ULTY and SCHD 3 months ago you'd be down significantly on the former including distributionsJEPQ and QQQI have been very good to me but I genuinely think about selling it all before I get shit on
>>61240411Another nigger Tuesday
>>61240411BYND to $7 for no reason.
>>61240240I've been trying to do nofap for like a year and have consistently failedNo way I'm making it through this month
Man is tipping going to be a forever thing from now on?
>>61239684O sharted last week
>>61240449O is up 8% YTD with an additional 5.5% dividend return. Whats your dogshit been squirting out?
>>61240455Also REIT taxes are high and annoying
>>61240463Only a retard would park it into their brokerage account
>>61240470Thats the thing, SCHD has no problem being in a taxable account compared to the other stuff. What's the point of dividends if you're not gonna have them available to neet off of
>>61240448>40% tipbetter be getting a blowjob with that meal, my god
>>61240448I'd make it 100. But I also don't go out to eat anymore.
>>61240496It has no problem losing to inflation either
>>61240241tap the economics
No bubble guysWe may continue to print
>guys SCHD is undervaluedwho would want to own shares of Best Buy in 2025? Target? Wendys? BMY is 3.5% of this fund and its been ASS over the last 5 years. if the companies stocks lose value the dividend is pointless. thats like withdrawing money from a bank account of your own money and calling it gains.
>>61240567Pic related
>>61240577Wait, that's not>WOAH BLACK BETTY
so what IS the best stock to park cash in inbetween trades
>>61240055>PLTR CALLSProbably good, PLTR still growing and getting new private customers. As Trump keeps pushing war and conflict with various countries PLTR software and staff resources will be in demand.
>ITS NOT A BUBBLE GUYS>cuts rates at 3 decade high rates>yields go upHoly damage control
I have a funny kinda feeling about SLS and SNDX anyone else checking these tickers out
>>61240576Bmy is a great buy though
>>61240043Top to through for dotcom was more than 2 years. You won't one day wake up and see 50% of your portfolio evaporated.Unless an asteroid wipes out the eastern seaboard it just ain't happening without ample warning.
>make some good trades>fumble some more>sit others out and regret itUp until now I've seen life as a "make it big or die" and have extreme mood swings depending on how fast, slow or negative my net worth growth is kind of thing. But maybe I just have to grind for a while and wait for the market to stop crabbing and do something.
>>61240577kek that reads like an edit
>>61240384I predicted Tesler in 2010, but I was a dumb 19 years old and thought investing is for rich people to boot. Seriously the worst idea you can have.
>>61240657ABBV is and has been a great buy. BMY not so much. ABBV>Earnings growth: Earnings are projected to grow by approximately 16% per year, which is ahead of the US market average.>Revenue growth: Revenue is expected to grow at a rate of 6.8% per year. BMY>Revenue decline: The company projects a 6% annual revenue decline over the next three years.>Earnings decline: Earnings are expected to decline by approximately 2.9% annually over the next three years.
>>61240678Might be a b- company but it is priced like a d-
>>61240631>ITS NOT A BUBBLE GUYSNo need to worry. There are no bubbles here.
MU niggersWe got a lot more pump ahead of us
henlo mister jeromehop u had a good halloweendid you get good candyplease lower the ratesor there will never be candy againi really like eating candythank u mister jerome
>>61239471Very sorry to hear this anon, just remember the good times with him
>>61239281>what's the point if you're just gonna die at any momentDo the best you can with the time you have. You will be ded a long long time.
>>61239471sorry fren, I know how you feel.
>>61240764Do we? It's already ~250B mcap. Has a shockingly tiny PEG ratio, but still.
/smg/ movie nite starting soon, it's Masking Threshold (2021), which sounds stock market related
this
>>61240889stock is up 1000% since this article.
>>61239471sorry to hear fren
KKK
USA USA USA USA!
dead thread
>>61240967it's the weekend and we're still on page 1
rip puts, new trade deal with china>no rare earth export controls >all retaliatory tariffs are suspended>all other retaliatory measures (port duty tax) are suspended >US will reduce its tariff on China by 10%>exclusions for some goods extended a yearAt the moment America has a 46% tariff on Chinese goods in general and China only has a 10% tariff on us
>>61240984>new trade deal with chinagold mooning was already evidence of that.
>>61240984surely this time it will hold...
>Trump threatening war Nigeria do we pump, dump or crab from here?
>>61240448LOL
>>61240998literally nothing
i know nobody cares but i built a tool for myself to improve my trading and am looking for alpha testers. check out app.dexro.me
>>61240998bombing kebab niggers is extremely bullish
>>61240998mega pump
I invested my life savings into RDDT
>>61241004>google/apple loginyou're not taking my folio
>>61240998yes
>>61240577subprime is contained
ìf you bought the bottom of the ibex35 (spain index) this year you'll be up 44% in 29 weeks
>>61241075it's like the new nikkei
>>61241004i just emailed you by info
Hate every single one of you.
digital infrastructure REITs
>>61240984underwear prices to fall...
Should I all in on AMD 2x before earnings...?
>>61239281I think about dying every day and it scares me deeply. Sometimes when I look into a void I get this split second of viseral fear and vertigo. I think thats what it feels like right before you die. It happens sometimes when I look down a long hallway or into very dialated pupils. A few years ago I was watching some video about black holes and when the camera moved closer into it I got that feeling so hard I stopped watching and was stunlocked for a few minutes.
>>61241263Out of all the recent earnings, how many went badly? Just META? Pretty good odds it will do well just given the trend.
>>61241273Microsoft...
>>61239687I don't really need anythingBut not having to work for the rest of my life sounds nice
zoom out to $META after the metaverse collapsed.
>>61241075If you hoped Spain will ever recover, you now remember they'll get even more migrants in 2026
>>61241265>I think about dying every day and it scares me deeply.about two weeks ago I was clinically dead for about 30 seconds, saw the white light and everything. Dying is over rated. Making money on stocks and options is where its at.
>>61241172Tell me more about the panties of this cutie
>>61241327Don't encourage the slopschizo
>>61241290and they'll do even better
>>61241298Did God give you any insider trading tips?
>>61241265Sometimes i wish i never existed because no matter what happens after we die, its terrifying. Absolute nothing, that means everythign we do now really dosent matter. If there is judgment and heaven and hell, then you can expirence joy beyond all, but also know people are in misery for eternity. If its just a paradise where everybody who was born goes to, then theres no justice for the people who have been wronged.I am a Christian, and thats why i am confident theres a heaven and a hell. but it also depresses me because majority live their entire lives in misery, doing the same sin over and over, and then they will die and be in hell, over and over. I wish all would be Christians and we could all be happy.
>>61241369Whatever happens, it's gift to be alive, and I wake up grateful to be blessed with another day
>>61241354> sure, our country will disappear and our people will be replaced by 90 IQ Arabs, but the GDP will go up before that happens
>>61240984>Trump cucks out on the very last remnant of his tariff trade strategy that he previously used as an excuse to claim he wasn't cucking out.This country is fucking dead.
Just to confirm:>MSAI appears to be a pump and dump shilled by pajeets, the recent hype about Amazon partnership seems fictitious. They do seem to have a decent product that fills a niche but the artificial promotion is concerning>GitLab seems to be a good play for a 2x in the next new months, the “insider” who posted here several times as well as the financials of the company indicate it will get absorbed soon>XTRAF seems to have great fundamentals too, will likely see a spike in Q1 2026>UURAF is doing partnerships left and right. They took one of the hardest beatings to correct from the REE hype pump, but are still relatively small cap and seem to be doing the most of any REE producer>UAMY still looks good, probably a longer timeframe on good returns. Might accelerate if some kind of war or conflict pops off
>>61241409Gnosticism never really made sense, secret knowledge and their lack of contex in viewing the bible was always absurd.
>>61241436>/biz/
>futeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6PATySZXmk
>>61241172
Woah more proof Grok is an useless piece of shit. Its has all the earnings dates wrong.
>>61241517tag @elonmusk
>>61241517>this fucking retard againIt can't look up live information, dumbass. It works by trying to memorize everything from its training data (lol), but if you're asking it about current information and the model was trained six months ago, there's no way it could possibly know the answer.
>Just DCA and retire in 30 years broOk and what if I die in 5? In 1? Lived frugally and made myself miserable for nothing. There is simply no point to any of this.
>>61241545What if you live to 90 and have dozens of sons you could have provided for?
>>61241545Good point. Better gambool until you (inevitably) go broke, dummy.The difference between working-class and upper-class isn't circumstance and privilege; it's controlling your emotions and making good decisions.
>>61241526>i-its supposed to be wrong d-dumbass!
>>61240577>Cisco Systems, Inc., the worldwideleader in networking for the Internet, today reported its fourth quarter results for the periodending July 26, 1997. Cisco closed its fiscal year with revenue of $6.44 billion, an increaseof 57% over the previous year.>For the fiscal year ending July 31, 1999, Cisco reported revenue of $12.15 billion, a 43 percent increase compared with revenue of $8.49 billion in fiscal 1998.>For fiscal 2000, Cisco reported revenue of $18.93 billion, a 55-percent increase when compared with revenue of $12.17 billion in fiscal 1999.Why is Powell lying and acting like Cisco didn't have great earnings during the dotcom bubble? But it won't crash anyway because The Fed is doing QE starting December so stocks will continue to pump
>>61241548Bad things are more likely to happen than good things. You have a greater probability of dying tomorrow compared to living until 90
>>61241579Why don't you just kill yourself then?
>>61241273META's quarterly revenue exceeded expectations but their share was driven down because they had a one off $16 billion tax bill due to Trump's Big Beautiful Bill and because their revenue came from increased users and ad revenue not from the money they're dumping into AI and they reported they're dumping even more into AI next year which is unlikely to yield them any profits in the short term
>>61241075You can make money here, fuck it's sad but I've made more on Ibex than in Nasdaq. Expect Tobin rate though lol, this is a socialist country.
>>61241075>if you bought in the 2008 ATH, you would have a profit of 0%LMAO
>>61239219>BYND earningsSo they are going to crater even lower because of their recent spending with no profit?
>Subprime auto delinquencies in the United States surpass the rates from 2009Black swan or nothingburger?
>>61239242Yessssssssssss!!!!!
>>61241603>black swanThis has been talked about many times everywhere, its hardly unforseen. Bu it is definitely worrysome
>>61241603Fed is restarting quantitative easing so it's nothing to worry about but expect stocks to moon as a result
>>61241603If my portfolio crashes because Goldberg gave a car loan to illiterate Tyrone with foreseeable consequences I'll never invest in the US again.
>>61241641Currently it's because Goldberg gave a car loan to Juan who has no papers and works a lower than minimum wage job and was just deported see Tricolor Holdings
Guys, I think this volatility rollercoaster is here to stay. Is swing trading the best strategy right now?
>>61241627>cut rates>yields go up>its ok guys we will print money to buy our own bonds>meanwhile people are jobless and defaulting on debts you know are for sure bundled in a CLO somewhereAre you a zoomer?
>>61241654The best strategy is to buy and hold China stocks
>>61241659Do you think the fed won't step in and bailout again? Do you think you won't just see a repeat of 2008 which has led to a nearly 20 year bull run? The USD is the world's reserve currency the fed can print as much money as it likes there's no alternative 'bond vigilantes' won't do shit
>>61239225Okay, I'll also buy O and WACLY.
The big one.
>>61241668I admire your confidence in the dollar, but the world does not share it anymore. And even more importantly, america used to be a leading economy, now they make a.i. it is unfortunate but it is what it is.The majority of innovation/value that has come, and is coming out of america is low compared to its past. You can print all you want, but eventually you will have to trade with someone for actual useful goods.
>>61240577>>61241576Why do people pretend as if the earnings the Mag7 have from their normal businesses is related to the insane amounts they've been spending on AI? Nobody is making money on AI except the shovel sellers.
>>61241705>Nivida gives multiple companies billions of dollars and/or stock to buy their chips>Look at all the chips we've sold guysReally nigger the entire thing is circular I mean OpenAi bought AMD chips via AMD giving them 10% of their stock valued at 1c each but it works because by announcing that deal their AMD's stock jumped 25% instantly
Opinions on meta?
>>61241710The circular deals are a somewhat recent thing. Nvidia has been making boatloads of money for the past 3 years.
>>61241715So because the circularity is recent that doesn't mean it's a bad thing? Their valuation is skyrocketing off the back of it and that's clearly the model they're going forward with which should raise questions why do they need to do that if there's such a natural demand for their chips
>cannot do stock buybacks anymore>need to show growth>publicly perform triangular transactions to keep up facade of usefulness and generate clout>people buy more of your stockThe internet was a mistake
>>61241705ibm is. palantir is. cloud services were loss-makers for years and now are huge profit streams for some of these same companies. why do you pretend you know better than the people running the most important companies in the world?
>>61241720>that doesn't mean it's a bad thingWhen did I say that? Of course it's a bad thing. If Nvidia chips are so great and AI is such an amazing, productivity boosting technology, there would be no need for vendor financing. Companies would just go to the bond market and borrow money to fund their purchases from Nvidia. The fact that Nvidia needs to finance these purchases is signaling the beginning of the end of the AI bubble.
It's weird because you have people like Sam Altman, Bezos etc publicly saying it's a bubble but it's good(for them) because it's helping build AI quicker and it just gets ignored by the market and then you have DeepSeek showing you can just spend a fraction copying existing LLMs
While I was researching BZAI, I came across Temasek.Was anyone aware this thing existed? I'm considering adopting their investment plans.
>>61241735It's even weirder when consider the value created by A.I. which is 0. The majority of creations that come out of the US are systems that are made to optimize artificial complications (legal systems and things humans made up). These are all contigent on humans viewing our system as a zero sum game. The reason we exist as humans is because it hasnt been. a.i. is utterly useless
>>61241714Not great but I own calls hoping for a bounce
>>61241742Thank you
>>61241725>cloud services were loss-makers for yearsThe stupid shit one has to read in this threads. AWS was the most profitable division of amazon by profit margin since the 2010'sUp until they started throwing money to nigvidia cloud services were the fastest growing division of msft both in volume and profit margin.Google cloud was a minor division for them, but it used to have a +20% profit margin.That said cloud computing its another beast entirely, it seems that only aws and google are making some money for now, and considering that those chips depreciate 1.4% per month who knows if the numbers will work.But don't make shit up on the fly.
longest time you have held bags and gotten out fairly well ?????
>>61241827started last year and so far unironically bitcoin. basically 11 months and so far nothing. everything else including my euro stoxx etfs outperformed it.
>>61239026Old thread but i wanted to reply anyways.>Fidelity has been emailing and calling me wanting to help me invest. They have never shilled me like this before. Vanguard was just shilling on /pol/. What is going on? Nomies setting on too much cash or is a crash coming and they want to break us?They need exit liquidity. Simple as.Right now behind closed doors the financial community actually wants the bubble to pop more than your most voracious bobo.But they can’t do that because there isn’t enough exit liquidity to pass the bag to, zoomer-lennials just simply don’t have it.Home buying activity is exclusively the domain of 70yos.Car purchases for youth is at historic lows.Art pieces are failing to launch at auctions more often.Movie ticket purchases down.Consumer discretionary spending getting crushed under inflation, generally speaking.They are trying to squeeze exit liquidity from a stone.
>>61241654That's what I've been doing for the last year and I'm up 71%. I have almost no clue what I'm doing but it works. I only started last September.
>>61240577Was thereWhat he actually said was>Its not the exact same thing as the .com bubble if it is
>>61241827AMD - 1 and a half year. bought the at the last ath.
>>61239211Guys, I'm a retard and bought AMZN when the pre-market rally from the Q3 earnings already ended. Is it gonna go up again or should I just sell at open to cut my losses?
>>61241654Ive been swinging since august with pretty good returns. Might never hold bags anymore, this is much more fun
>>61241506lmaoooo>>61241827got long yen february last year. held up until july and sold to get out at cost basis. fuck me. got ITM FXY puts for january in may, sold in september for index puts even though i fucking knew the yen was going to get heemed into year end. i will have a multibagger yen trade one day.
>>61241984Might as well hold its not going to go back down and fill the gap anytime soon
>>61241751How is the value for AI zero you retard. Companies are obviously profiting from AI technology. Even my local dog vet uses AI to handle phone calls
I'm so tired fellow bears, the markets keep going up, we never get any pull backs that last, it's just ATH after ATH
>>61241827i held Citi for maybe 1.5 years at a loss until it doubled
>>61241915I have ~40k cashNot sure if I should wait for a crash before investing...
>>61241961thats a while. >>61242013thats some time too. hope my shitty bags double or at least break even.
>>61242010>dog vet uses ai to handle phone callsAhahahahahahahahahahahahaChevron alone produces 30-35% of the total yearly us consumption of energy per year.
>>61242028Citi was pretty easy to hold because it was trading at 0.5% of book and eventually went to book value. def revisit your thesis and make sure you still believe in it. good luck bro!
>>61241804i didn't make anything up. they used to lose money. the fact that they've been profitable a long time isn't a refutation. most tech companies started as cash burn machines you donkey.
>>61242033wow thats breaking news to zero people lol
>>61242028*0.5x book. aka half of book value. i should have just typed that. my bad.
>>61242033>yearly per year
>>61242010the AI doubters will say all the white collar layoffs are just a coincidence. nothing to do with AI. they ask the free version of Gemini and few questions and determine it has no value lol.
>>61241827Bought Boeing late 2023 around 230, sold in August at 228. But I lowered my average price to 180 dcaing through late 2024 and early 2025.
>>61242035yeah i bought really terrible shit. im mentally ready for a 2 years bag hold so its whatever.
>>61242011Literally just buy something
>>61241751There isn't some humongous monolithic system you dipshit. If AI makes legal code readable thats a genuine gain of productivity for almost everyone.
>>61242038lel again: AWS profitable less than 2 years after it started, google cloud: profitable before 12 months, MSFT cloud services: profitable after less than 12 months. Because traditional cloud services are elastic and good servers can last decades hosting less demanding services. Cloud computing is none of those things. So >cloud services were loss-makers for yearsObjectively wrong stupid shit made up on the fly to reinforce your objectively wrong stupid shitty opinion.
6 months ago I told myself I'd DCA one sixth every month until the end of the year, and when the bubble bursts and the market inevitably corrects I'll do an extra month worth of lumpsum for every 5% drawdown.I'm about to do my penultimate DCA on Monday and the market has gone from ATH to ATH. Sad.Should have just lumpsummed. The "experts" were right once again.
>>61242110donkey
>>61242119I'm in the same boat, not sure if we should wait for a crash that may never come...
I wonder if HIMS is going to make another 15% move like it usually does after earnings
>>61242134Oh so you're an AI retard, it shows, go to the oficial financial results, and then come back and open your mouth so I can take a shit down your throat.
>>61242149All of these spikes are earnings dates. I think im going to buy $51 calls
>>61242158why don't you do that instead of making things up and lying? i've already proven my point. you're the one not posting evidence.
>>61242010The output of generative AI is a supply side spike in consumables (think movies, music, games, etc.). The market gets flooded with that shit to the point where theres more generative traffic and content than real people available to consume it. People only have a few dollars and 24 hours in a day. Think back to econ 101.Think back to supply and demand charts.What do you think is going to happen to businesses investing trillions into making machines that flood metaphorical shelves with endless slop product nobody asked for? How in the absolute fuck are they going to make their money back, when (as many AI evangelists often tout) "this is the WORST that the models will ever be"? If the price of producing slop gets cheaper and cheaper (lets say the amount of subjectively coherent output bytes relative to overall input costs) as models improve, how are you going to convince people to pay for this shit at a rate that achieves any semblance of ROI? The reason we're seeing investment incest loops should be clear as day to anyone that made it past their intro coursework.
>>61242047X produces 35% of a yearlyWe have a wharton graduate here
>>61242099Is this gain in productivity in the room with us right now?
>>61242181AI is used for more than slopA simple example from my small company: we used to pay third worlders to read all nevative reviews and delete the ones containing insults, racism...We now use an AI for that, which is infinitely cheaper, but actually more effective too
>>61242028i've lestned sometimes it is just better to sell at a loss. you can't win every trade
>>61242203>hes too stupid to use AIwow
>>61242181>Think back to econ 101.Bold of you to assume I even finished high school. I'm just pointing out how companies are in fact making money from AI. I see it everyday
>>61242204You just described a classification problem that's solvable with traditional ML. No token schemes or subscriptions needed. I guess its possible that your company could be the retard that ends up feeding OpenAI or Google enterprise money quarterly for something an intern could get working on a shoestring budget with classic solutions or huggingface model, but I have my doubts that many companies would let that scam run on for too long once its hot potato time in future reporting seasons. And if for some godforsaken reason they do, theres going to be no end in sight for competitor models and platforms offering cheaper token schemes to undercut the big boys that have already established their AI datacenter operations.The only viable path out for a lot of these businesses in the long term is probably going to be subscription sexbots, and thats going to be because of materials access, not generative AI model superiority.
never used AI and i think the hype surrounding it is retarded. but saying it's worthless is ridiculous, i think of it like google 2. yes it changes the digital landscape, and in this case does make some jobs obsolete and improves productivity when incorporated into some workflows. reading financial reports, legal documents, search summaries + tutoring. prompting AI will likely be a skill similar to how microsoft excel became a skill. no it isn't revolutionary and yes it's a bubble, this shit will be run on local hardware and there's no pricing power when everybody has a gigamodel now. i guarantee the same people saying it's worthless also (correctly) believe that half the economy is made up of bullshit corpo busywork that could literally just not exist or be replaced by a computer. guess what? it's being replaced so it's not worthless. it ain't gonna make no fucking money though. verification not requiret
>>61242239You don't even need A.I. for that. How do you think spam filters for email worked before A.I.?
>>61242230Its not sustainable, anon. Give me an example usecase thats not clearly going to end with paint huffing management getting their lunch taken by someone who understands a subcription token scheme isnt needed for their business problem. Some of the people who will be worst off when this bubble pops are those unknowingly working on borrowed time because they've half-assed architecting an ML solution and dont even realize they made themselves into lunch meat for the next guy who can actually see the chinks in their armor.
>>61242119>>61242140cue the sqqq and sell the wife, the top is in boys
>>61242228>he is so useless a.i. actually helps him
>>61242243Its useless now, it doesn't mean its going to be. Like any automation, there is immense value somewhere down the line.I gave the chevron example so people can get an idea of what the money they are talking about correspond to in reality. It is valuable, but its value is not currently seen and is dedinitely an order of magnitude lower than it is today.
Do u guys listen to music when trading
>CNBC>@CNBC>Microsoft AI chief says only biological beings can be consciousThis is it. Controlled popping.
>>61242372yes, trance
>>61241355>Did God give you any insider trading tips?No :(
Can someone bake already?
>>61242411Above and Beyond Meat?
>>61242674There's a thread.>>61242115
>>61242813Good jokeThough A&B is mostly progressive house, but they're right on the border
>>61242204Really the actual cheapest and most energy efficient solution to that would be to ask the AI to write a simple script to filter no-no words.
