stop the count edition>Mental Healthhttps://findahelpline.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61331540
The bear market will end
First for cum
>Futures: -0.15%Man you were all getting me excited for a black Monday, what is this a crash for ants?
that was it that was the bottom
>>61335191Is it just me or does it seem like the past few weekends has been full of bobos shouting BLACK MONDAY TOMORROW and CRASH and it never fucking happens?
>>61335204when in doubt, it's always a crabnever bull, never bear. all becoming crab
>>61335204last week we had a few +0.3% futures that turned into a -1.5% trading day. So yes unironically we are crashing tomorrow. Michael Burry was right.
>Hiring rate is as low as late 2008>Most amount of layoffs since 2020>Govt won't release unemployment figures due to muh lockdown constraints We're now reaching a point where more and more people are getting kicked to the curb so companies can inflate their stocks and prevent the inevitable from happening for a slightly longer time. The worst part is when it does pop they'll have to throw so much more money into the system that we'll go through another high inflation surge coupled with a shit economy.
so how did this go?
>>61335215Monday might start with some dumping and build upwards momentum again through the week unless something really bad happens in world news. I went to a Christmas store this weekend and the grocery store. It seems to me like this will be a more aggressive spending year than last.
FUTURES GREEN>FUTURES GREENBLACK MONDAY CANCELLEDBOBO GETS FUCKED AS ALWAYSI knew it, so many people calling for a crash means the crash isn't coming, they only come when people don't expect it, not when all of retail thinks this is the end.
SOXL income fund
it just recoovered
>>61335230Nah NVDA’s gonna moon before earnings. Gonna sell off beforehand just in case though.
I bought MSTR at 400
>>61335236Hubris. He thought he had enough influence to cause it so therefore he could time it.
Stop looking at futures its bad for your mental health.
>>61335191There will be no crash until a company heavily misses earnings banks start going under or economy stagnates and or dies
>Market goes down 1% >People freak the fuck out as if it's the next great depression or GFClmao. You all are either leveraged or in shitty stocks if you're losing your minds every time it falls a little bit. Just chill and VOO.
>>61335250Yieldslopfags we're eating good tonight
>>61335250ooo this is interesting
>>61335258i even higheri am down 55%i want to kill everyone
>>61335258If it hits 400 again, are you going to sell for break even? there is no correct answer btw>>61335250>YieldBOOST trademarkWaow not like the other girls, NAV erosion who is she
It's nuts to me that the average age to purchase a home is now 40 and rent for an apartment is about as much as a mortgage. My parents took out a loan for their current home in the early 2000s, and their mortgage is six-hundred dollars! I really wonder where we're going in the next ten, twenty years. An economic collapse has never felt closer, stocks have never been more overvalued, yet the federal reserve might just keep pumping more money into the economy as capital gets misallocated into the pockets of the wealthy while the remaining population fight for the high-salary jobs that haven't been off shored.
>>61335341its called a decline in the standard of living. it happens. >stocks have never been more overvaluedthey have been >average age to purchase a home is now 40US average age is now older than ever. fewer people get married and buy houses today. increased urbanization leads to more renters.
>>61335274>he doesn't know
>>61335341Yes I am confident something will break soon, but now there is no good safe haven.Should I just go all in on miners, I can't come up with a good thesis besides gold.
>>61335274>Just chill and VOOcash gang here who just started dollar cost averaging into vt as a hedge (with my paycheck still cash in my broker)
Living in debt i cant pay off for the first time ever, and likely facing even more before I can deal with it... im used to having cash on hand but I don't have any right now. It's given me a new perspective, this constant anxiety, this ever-present thought in the back of my head that im close to being completely fucked, it won't even let me sleep.This truly is hell.I swear, when I claw myself out of this, I will never frivolously spend again. I will save and invest absolutely every penny I can spare. I never want to feel or live this way again. I don't know how the many, many people in this country who live beyond their means do it. I don't know who they think is going to swoop in to save them when their head dips below the water, but I have nothing of the sort...
>Peter Thiel dumps top AI stock, stirring bubble fearsBillionaire Peter Thiel’s latest 13F didn’t show off a mere trim, but a full-blown exit from AI bellwether Nvidia (NVDA).It comes at a surprising point when Wall Street’s been busy declaring the chipmaker as virtually untouchable.Although Nvidia recently surpassed a $5 trillion valuation, Thiel walked away completely, shrinking his fund’s equity book by roughly two-thirds while building it around three megacap names.That’s far from being a rebalance and more of an emphatic statement.Thiel had previously warned about AI’s hype cycle running far ahead of its real economics, and his Q3 portfolio shakeup aligns with that view.Thoughts?
>>61335354>they have beenWhen?
>>61335204You shouldn't make a post this stupid so early in the thread and futures are green now
thinking about watching Inuyasha
>>61335385Peter Thiel is gay.
>>61335391type these words into google.com and click on the links that appear.
my portfolio has started to reach the level where I can take advantage of those offers from different brokerages where they'll give you free money to transfer to them or an iphone/macbookdo you guys take advantage of these?
>>61335291>>61335292>>61335333prob 60%+ yield annualized. so ape SEMY, use distributions to buy SOXL, sell soxl at highs, buy more SEMY... the neet biz circle of life
>>61335385>Thiel walked away completely, shrinking his fund’s equity book by roughly two-thirds>completely>by two thirds
so many brokies in this thread, how do ppl even look in the mirror without at least 1m usd (not even alot now)
Look at DAX. I think we have 6 months of intense CRABBING ahead (at least).It gonna be... fun?
>>61335226Based and redpilled AMD shareholder.
>>61335434Yes. I do all sorts of bank churning. It's free money. Some offers a bit of time and micromanaging, but I enjoy itDoctorofcredit
>>61335385Until I know what he's rotating into I'm going to assume he's just going to end up buying back in and round tripping it at some point, albeit, with a lesser total amount of his overall holdings.>>61335448>Thiel walked away completely, shrinking his fund’s equity book by roughly two-thirds>completely>by two thirdsReading comprehension anon. That means 2/3's of his firm's equity holdings were just NVDA. Learn to FUCKING read.
>>61335434if you're talking about the wealthsimple one you have to keep the money there for two years
>>61335416Yeah but if forty percent of the S&P 500 is made up of the magnificent seven and if people are beginning to get cold feet about AI, does it not indicate that AI is still a long way from being profitable?
nothing is going to happen the next few days until nvda earnings drop
>>61335508thats what they want you to think.
I can't make myself buy cheese burgers with my money.What do I do with it?[spoiler]Other than booze, am already doing that.[/spoiler]
is this actually the end or are we just being baited again and gearing up for another nigger pump?
>>61335250>another scamstock to create a generation of baggots
I think I will rotate a bit into bitcoin @ 40kWise decision or no?
>>61335250Honestly, its buying a dip on semis maybe plus these are always richest yields at the top, kinda tempted to slap 10K in here.
>>61335526Its in times like these when its best to consul the inspired word of god.>But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Look at the hang seng it's fucking over.......
I bet if orange bussy got ass hass inhated the market would rally at this point
>>61335546Chinese eat dog dicks.
BVROS LOOK AT THE HANG DONG IT'S SO FUCKING OVER!!
Nice dump bobo lmao
I am going to sodomize Scott bussyant on live TV and a few AM radio channels
>>61335550
>>61335402Da fuq is that?
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Bros NIKKEI already almost down a 1%, it has never been so fucking over AHhhhhhhhhhh
Bros I just spent $400 on steak dinner for 2 and massages. I may never recover from this financially speaking
>>61335585You could have bought LINK
>>61335402Naraku was the first time I got trapped and my introduction to bussy Thankfully bleach was there to keep me straight
I really want to binge on sugar but my stomach is flatter already after a little dieting, financially speaking
So Warren Buffett says there's a big fat ai bubble, and that ai companies aren't really making enough money for their value.Is there any truth to it? If it crashes i feel the whole market is fucked, and I'm too normie to do puts
Herro I am furr-time Hang Seng/Nikkei indexeru ETF sharehorderu, and I am nottu having a gooderu time now. I had quitteru my job at Nintenderu to become furr-time sharehorderu, and this decrine verry serrious-lee impacts the income I needu for used pantsu. Owari da
>>61335585that could have been 21k 30 years from now if you just bought SCHD instead.
>>61335574Who cares what those gooks are doing. American futures are up and are about to go higher
>>61335585>massagesamp?
what the fuck is going on with futures sell you fools
but bros... the hang dong...
>>61335641こんにちは。ハンセン指数/日経指数ETFの専属株主ですが、今はあまり良い状況ではありません。任天堂を辞めて専属株主になったのですが、今回の株価下落は中古パンツを買うための収入に深刻な影響を与えています。もう終わりです。
>>61335635Warren Buffet thinks people should just invest in unregulated addictive substances. He's right. He doesn't realize how addictive hope can be. Crypto buys you hope. It's like a lottery ticket you can scratch every day. Namaste. Amen.
>>61335574anyone investing in chyna deserves to loose their shit
The phrase "Amen" can be loosely translated as "It is what it is". Amen, anons.
>>61335635If big names are calling it a bubble that means there is a minimum of two years before it pops. Puts that far out are too expensive to buy.
Michael burry is not right. He's just a famous guy causing a crash with his reputation and actions.
>>61335490>does it not indicate that AI is still a long way from being profitable?The question is not whether or not AI is profitable.AI is profitable, some companies make money off it. Like they do with toilet seats, screws, breakfast cereal, roofing materials, mousepads, etc.The question is whether this justifies current trillion-dollar valuations and the rush to build giant data centers. My guess is: most likely not.
>>61335659I'm almost A2. This is beyond me for now.
>>61335659سلام. من سهامدار انحصاری در صندوق قابل معامله در بورس هانگ سنگ/نیکی هستم، اما اوضاع الان خوب پیش نمیرود. من نینتندو را ترک کردم تا سهامدار انحصاری شوم و این کاهش قیمت سهام به شدت روی درآمد من که با آن شلوار دست دوم میخرم، تأثیر گذاشته است. دیگر تمام شده است.
>>61335674Thing is fomo is a real thing not just some emotional fallacy. Sitting on the sidelines to get a better idea of how ai will play out and who will make money with it isnt an option. The more sure the outcome becomes the less reward there is. Point is money will keep flowing into the ai bubble for a long time because theres no other option.
>futures
What stocks are you buying to profit from the massive rise of INDIA?
>>61335693top
>>61335674>whether this justifies current trillion-dollar valuations and the rush to build giant data centers.I don't think civilian AI is the reason behind all the money. I think is more about DOD AI/counter AI/hacking/counter hacking in preparation for upcoming wars with China, Russia, Iran and others if it happens. PLTR was given an award for its software to help Ukraine early in the war with Russia to help monitor all of Russia's actions and develop counter measures and attack plans. China has the money and technical resources to compete with the US on this front and the US is trying to surround China with military bases, subs, satellites.
>>61335699a few threads ago some anon was recommending HD as a safe play. Will be interesting to see HD's earnings report Tuesday to know if the sales are still sluggish
>>61335695just buy INDA the India etf
MSTR just dumps for no reason at this point. Btc isnt even down
I just keep buying MSTY because it's the most retarded play I can think of therefore it will probably work out. Webm possibly related
>>61335695>indiaI do some research on foreign markets I like to buy but India probably the most overvalued of the bunch. Indians are more degenerate than wallstreetbets redditors when it comes to options. They trade in derivatives 50-300 times more.>pic related 2025 is probably as bad as 2023
>>61335707Im a baggie to HD as I bought close to 400 but im gonna load up some more before earnings, invested too much into tech
>>61335731>no reason
>>61335701Tons of people are hyping military AI, but we're not really seeing much, if any, of that in Ukraine.The current AI revolution is about LLMs that can generate something they've been trained on. This works great to generate text, art, porn, etc. Or to regurgitate stuff it's learned from reddit or Wikipedia.Right now I don't think there is a killer app related to military AI. It's mostly a bunch of Silicon Valley types trying to hype their bags in the hope a greater fool buys them (whether it's wall street or the federal government).Palantir is a glorified ERP by the way, and I think Burry is right to short it to death.
>>61335737There's probably money to be made doing arbitrage, if Indian traders are morons basing their trades on superstitious beliefs.
>>61335695This retard trashtalks europe each day, lol
>>61335761India surpassing Europe would suprise no one
>>61335761except for Poland for some reason
>>61335766Surpassing Europe in what capacity, exactly?
>>61335695POOP or SAAR lower expense and better divies that INDA.
>>61335707
>>61335755>There's probably money to be made doing arbitrageYup. Jane Street did that. Made 4.3 Billion and then they got caught by indian regulators. They banned the firm for market manipulation. Not sure how much the indian government have taken but it looks like they've frozen 566m from them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzjfDS7y1aA
>>61335736Holy shit he's literally me
>>61335585I spent 44 dollars on a tomahawk steak that I reverse seared at home (dinner for one) and I still was mad at the cost of beef. Cheaper cows should be a political priority of the next bastard to enter office, but it's a ratchet that only goes one way. My dad was raised in Argentina and he says beef was cheaper than poultry at some point during his childhood. Can you imagine? Massages, however, are a lovely investment. Very relaxing.
Hello everyone! I just got here what is the meta? How /biz/ do stonks?
>>61335780SBF started there. That’s all I need to know
>>61335736i want to kill saylor so much
>>61335785100% SOXL100% MSTR100% SCHD
>>61335771Yeah>>61335766I don't have an issue with him praising India. Be he's talking shit about europe each day, except ,as >>61335771 mentioned, Poland.
TQQQ is $185k. Thinking to buy $50k worth GGLL tomorrow, or do I add that to tqqq?
>>61335753>hyping military AI, but we're not really seeing muchbecause its secret....shhhhhhh... What is going to fly all those unmaned drones, fighters, bombers and guided missiles? Trump talked about the need for the golden dome missile shield like the one that failed in Israel. Satellites, space based weapons like lasers and particle beams will all need to be integrated and automated. The fighters like the F-35 will have the compute power for all that needed for fighter drones that accompany it, it will all be from these data centers doing the calculations and feeding real time info/instructions plus counter measures for jamming. The LLM is just basic tard stuff for making stupid memes
>>61335772in whatever capacity makes you most angry to think about. Europe is swirling round the toilet bowl about to get flushed. India is a street full of shit piling up but there's a diamond or two that will surface when the monsoons wash the trash away. I don't know man but I'm sure the germans will figure out a way to ruin europe again and it's not like India can get worse
So bear with me... If death and taxes are the only guarantees in life, does that mean we have to "die" to get way from the IRS?
>>61335811For an american yes, and some other nation that also has it tied to the nationality. Everybody else pays taxes locally to the country he resides, not to his country of origin.
Help me work something out regarding my holdings in Canada:1. USMCA Threat: The USMCA is the backbone of the Canadian economy. The 2026 of the USMCA review will be a high-stakes and protracted negotiation where the US will use unprecedented leverage to force concessions on dairy, auto, and energy - sectors central to the Canadian economy. This places a cloud of strategic uncertainty directly over Canada that is very unlikely to be resolved with the US primaries going on.#BUT#2. CBAM Threat & Opportunity: The EU's Carbon Border Adjustment Mechanism (CBAM) will, from 2026, impose a levy on high-carbon imports of iron, steel, and aluminium. Canada's aluminium sector is overwhelmingly powered by low-carbon hydroelectricity. CBAM therefore gives Canadian producers a "decisive edge" in the EU market over high-carbon rivals. So what's the play here? I was bullish on Canada fixing its internal market to trade.
>>61335811Wealthy people do not pay taxes
>>61335813>>61335811But I know you meant in general any taxauthority. So yeah, dying is a safe bet.
>>61335775why not BOB and VAGN ?
>>61335820>wealthy people don't buy things at the store
>>61335820wealthy people barely pay taxes yet they pay the most of it, i even had come up with a latinism for it"Patrici libentur tributa alta solvere, sic soli sunt qui solvere possunt">>61335828to put it quite bluntly, i was thinking of the benefits of being rich and faking my own death, like Jesus.
80% of my net worth is in Ubisoft stock that I’m currently down 34% on
>>61335815I thought this was about the dog due to the ranger caressing that dog and there's memes about canadians being dogfuckers (not the women getting fucked, but men fucking dogs). There's also that one gif of a dog with makeup and lashes.At "Tattoos" I realized it was about women.
zesty homo nigga thug bros... we're fucked, aren't we?
>>61335820poor people dont pay taxes
>>61335861>>61335820yes only middle class cattle pay taxesthis isn't new
>>61335868>only middle class americans shop or own property
>>61335820Vast majority of tax revenue is collected from the wealthy. Poor people are all net recipients of tax dollars. Neck yourself. Wealthy don’t pay taxes on UNREALIZED gains, poor people don’t know what this means so they assume they pay zero. Again, neck yourself.
>>61335868This isn’t even counting capital gains tax, property tax, or corporate tax.
>>61335878>>61335881>t. middle class and pretending to be wealthy
>>61335881Rich people pay taxes, wealth makes the laws and the loopholes for themselves. Spend some time and learn how the world really works
>>61335888>t. impoverished retard who doesn't know what sales tax is because EBT covers it
>>61335888Why are you defending leeches?
>>61335736>BUYING YIELDMAX You are one sick son of a bitch but I salute you nonetheless.
>>61335898you just said "Wealthy people do not pay taxes" 19 minutes ago... see >>61335820what a change
kek they keep futes green until normies go to bed and then they dump. you will wake up to blood red
>>61335250What exactly does this provide compared to SOXL?
>>61335911work on your reading comprehension, now I know why you don't understand how things really work.
>>61335904>go to wholesaler>invoice to company>settle the cost personally>no sales tax paidNiggers pretending to be hot shit when they don't even know the most mundane tax evasion strats
>>61335919Nothing. Weekly dopamine hits eith massive NAV loss. Never buy YieldMax or YieldBoost before the initial NAV O-Ring blowout. I had success hitting house money on ULTY which I rotated into TSYY recently. It shit the bed hard but its a free weekly now. You dont win until you reach house money with these.
>>61335852Don't worry, those dei hires will soon make a decolonizing adventure where every character has unique pronouns, it will be a huge success
>>61335926>some rich cunt's trophy wife is buying her louis vitton bags and 20 dollar lattes from a wholesalerI know you assume the wealthy are more intelligent and generally superior to your dumbass but they really aren't
>>61335925>mommy daddy rich is totally different from wealthy. this word play is my entire argument now. hahaha
>>61335802Nah the government is actually behind on this stuff. Largely they are using it for intelligence gathering but they are only now getting some ok targeting systems (which is atrocious because good image recognition has been around for a long time). You can gauge where they are at by how they apply the public facing tech. I can tell you the question that is probably bouncing around the general's heads: "if we let the ai fire the gun and it wipes out another wedding am I to blame?"
>>61335925you should tell all your friends their signs are wrong.
>>61335981>you should tell all your friends their signs are wrong.those are paid protestors and retards. I hope you dont really believe the propaganda you see.
>you now remember web3, NFT, VR and meta verse.
I am looking at few mini-cap stocks and I feel like I want to be a board member. I have zero business education. Is it a smart idea of me to take over as a board member and actually give my vibes on how to change the company? Is that possible?
>>61336097I'm still trading the S&P on web3. It's not going to die just because the price of crypto crashes. The price of crypto is in fact rather irrelevant for the whole ecosystem. The cheaper crypto, the cheaper the transactions. The only ones who get fucked are those that speculate on the price of every fuckin coin to go up into infinity. The cheaper a coin is the more people can actually buy it and, as said, the cheaper the transactions and everything, the more can participate.
>>61336115If you have enough money to buy a board seat that must mean you're smartEither way just ask Carl Icahn how smart the average ceo is
>>61336116that's kind of the irony. in many ways speculators ruined the funcrional purpose of decentralization. what was supposed to be a reasonable cost utility token becomes unobtainable to normies.
Peter Thiel just dumped all his Nvidia and you're laughing
>>61336115>take over as a board memberThat's a great idea. You should do it.
>>61336141As long as SOXL pumps tomorrow so I can dump my shares I'll be happy.
>>61336141doesn't suck cocks and swallow cum?
>>61336132Solana is an example, which I didn't use because a fuckin transaction was 0,0025 Solana (~100b MCcap) or so, and that's like 1$. And I don't see why I should pay that. Then there's other tokens like Aptos, that still had 5 billion in FDV (not all tokens were unlocked) but a transaction was like 0,0001$, so basically free. But the ecosystem of Aptos isn't as well built like Solana. Currently I'm mainly using Base or Arbitrum, which operate on Ethereum as gas. So, if Ethereum is cheaper, my transactions will also be.You want crypto for transactions but at the same time pump the price of them by pumping the price of the token? It's a bit twisted.
>>61336162Don't we all?
They're pumping futures again to exit positions in the first 30 minutes of trading before the day gets off the ground.
Are we gonna pump to 6800 right at the MA20 for a perfect delayed/broad (or whatever you wanna call it) W? Maybe a Sombrero
>>61336179
Alright its officially been 2 weeks since some dude here said the market would crash in two weeks, but everything looks like its heading for a green Monday. /biz/ is wrong yet again and the line only goes up
>>61336185I mean the end goal is for an institution to end up as a singularity where they can sell 1 share to themselves and instantly be 6 trillion richer. why would the market dump? QE is engaged buy and never sell.
>>61336184
i want an AI president with the safety features turned off
And just like that the USA came roaring back
Im worried about BASED gay migger pidor reptile selling his meme stocks
>>61336242God I love women
>>61336242I hate gynoids so fucking much
>>61336242Whore fatigue
>>61336242classic
>the nikkei recovers from the 90s last year>immediately rockets to the moon up 30% yoyHave those crafty Japanese finally beaten Gojira, or maybe invented a gundam? What's the reasoning behind their miracle?
>>61336264Do you understand how inflation works?
>>61336174open highpump for 30mslow crab decline all dayclose at open price
>>61336242we call that a double bagger, one for your little guys head and the other for her head.
>>61336269I'm more of a hentai cumflation kind of guy
Where can I find jobs for data center construction? That field is booming currently and has more gas in the tank than the AI bubble itself. Don’t mind relocating, I have relevant experience. All the regular sites only have postings for currently operational facilities. Where are the leads for contractors or recruiters hiring for buildout phase?
Why does it seem like everyone expects NVDA to shit itself with earnings?
>>61336280EQIX and DLR might have some data since they are data center reits. They'll usually talk about their industry's growth in earnings. DLE especially
Give me a good stock tip.
>>61336298sell everything
i envision the stock market to be like the original deus ex
half of my monthly pay goes into rent and utilitiesi cant save money to invest or gamble unless i live like a monkkill me
>>61336298GT. It's like 40% under mean value, and the company has been cutting dead weight. They're on track to cut 1.5bn in expenses, and that will substantially improve EPS in Q4. Their next earnings report should spike the stock substantially.
Should buying calls for Inverse NVDA result in the same gains as if I were to buy puts on regular NVDA?
>>61335859Downright peculiar bucks are the only ones guaranteed to win (cum) financially speaking
are we gonna have the big one(tm) this week?
Wallah just like that the crypto bear market is finally over whew that was a close one
Kek baggies
>>61336242what kind of miserable cunt are you? stop posting this faggot
>>61336277november is cumflating my balls
ooooh you shitty niggers thought I wouldn't find out about ASTX??? fuck you guys I'm making it
Is this real?
>>61336424That hedgehog looks like a billionaire. I don't know why, but it does.
>PLUG
>>61336432He's obviously a billionaire that's why he's fat and has a top hat
>>61336406if only bro was 5 years sooner...
>>61336430Started investing june 2020.experienced my first correction. Didnt feel a thing because i was poor so who cares if you lost 15% of a 2k folioI now feel very jewish things ahead in 2026It doesn't feel goodIm riding this market through thick and thin because no chance of making it this cycle, but definitely higher presence into REITs and defensive holdings
>>61336430what the fuck did they buy then
skincels, now is our time
>>61336395The big *what*?
>>61336474I put $17 into hydrogels this shit better start making me some money soon
>see Google at 170>i should buy LEAPs>wife does something financially dumb>ah well I'll just pay it off and pay off the carI'd be up 120 grand right now what the fuck. Literally all my money is from degenerate risky gambling. I don't know why I chose to be safe this time.
is it true that BYND holders are called meat riders?
>>61336242Girls are so cute and whimsical and funny . Now imagine this same video but with incels. Ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw we cant invest in Steam
>>61336264They're doing big structural market reforms, in order to improve the returns of public companies to investors.
>>61336544Most good vidya stocks are either private or were delisted. I unironically think it's a lot better to bet on advertising as a parallel to gaming. Unless you wanna get funky and buy CDPR or gamble on gta6 it's just not a good idea.
>futanaris neon greenMagic 8 ball was right.
>>61336574i shouldve boght more on ffriday
>>61335641nikkei is literally flat at ATH
>>61335699i thought this was for the chinese stock exchange for a second
>>61335915and then it will do a V as always after market opens to screw bears
where HGRAF shills at? Hows the soot production facility coming along?
my furlough paycheck just hit, a lot of deductions didn't even get taken out... i bet everything pumps tomorrow. We all got a big fatass paycheck
>>61336264look at the USD/JPY chartthe yen is toilet paper and wages are not keeping up with inflationwe're turning into another jewish colony where stocks and companies are perpetually propped up with inflation and the local population gets poorer and poorer
>>61336680Retvrn to ド田舎 and work the 畑 Yamato man.
Tom Lee
FUTES ARE SLIPPING. SISTERS, OUR NEXT MOVE????
>>61335919Actually guys, I was shocked when I saw this but the YieldMax is actually better YTD if you reinvest23% dividends this year24% upsay with DRIP you got 50% gainSOXL = 42.7% gain>>61336298Buy everything faggot, Japan beat GDP hugely even with China being sensitive cunts as usualMight get third rate cut in a rowEverything is panic dumped we got out of Extreme Fear and Peter Thiel dumping NVDA will be laughable to future generationsIf you are a JD Vance guy kill yourself fuck millennials fuck Peter Thiel, up with Gen X up with Gavin Newsom.
Are the Epstein files releasing gonna affect the markets at all or nah? I don't see much coming from it besides a lot of redacted black bars and shit.Dairy queen filing chapter 11.....how many businesses are crumbling so far? We are in a recession kek
>>61336752>Dairy queen filing chapter 11Source? The only things I can find are about one of their competitors filing for bankruptcy, that's bullish for DQ if anything (even if it doesn't actually result in higher market share)
>>61336043>misses the jokehaha
>>61336752You're going to see pictures of Trump sucking a big nigger dick taken by Roy Cohn.
>>61336680>weYou can always make money by marrying 20 something year old desperate nips to Americans. I have a nice big house in a nice white town. I know you people aren't good at innovating but we can figure something out together
shut the fuck up about fucking futures man youre stressing me out
>>61336752shits about as relevant to anything as Brangelina.It's literally hollywood tabloid made up nonsense.The people that own hollywood own the politicians and there's a reason why they like actor presidents
shut up
>>61336776no
>>61336264All it took was over 20 years of "quantitative easing"
uh oh sisters, I'm feeling bullish
This is my quant
>>61336763>hahaI dont get it
>>61336819work on your reading comprehension, now I know why you don't understand how things really work.
>>61336819>I don't get itThat is what happens when you miss the joke
>>61336840>miss the jokewhat joke
>>61336851>what jokeI don't know, I didn't get it
You did load up on GRRR right anon?
>>61336861KNE GRRR TON GU MY ANU SBuy all 7
Henlo...NIGGER PowellI know you have puts NIGGER Powell. I know you're profiting from our misery, NIGGER Powell. How long will you let this continue, NIGGER Powell?You will be known as the K-man for your role in this, NIGGER Powell. Your legacy is at stake, we need a 1.25bepis emergency rate cut NOW!!
>>61335239Shipping is way down, no one is buying.
>>61335215nobody knows what's happening rnI'm buying LEAPs in the morning
>>61336868no it isnt shut the fuck up you lying faggotexports are down from china to the US biglyUS consumer purchases remain unaffected
>>61336874UPS and fedex and amazon aren't delivering anything, no one is buying.
>>61335250Is this actually profitable only for the funds managers?
>>61335413As was Clinton apparently~
Do price of stocks go up during high inflation?
>>61336892Would you like them to?
>>61336280go to bars & clubs in SF and try to make connectionsbeing good at sucking dick is worth more than gold out there
my stomach hurts bros, pls tell me tomorrow is going to be good
>>61336906Green sister, we made it.
>>61336897Yes
>>61336511google LEAPs are still a good idea even with how much it's pumped
>>61335919Money to the fund managers for selling covered calls on your behalf.Limited upside exposure which is just about the worst thing possible for semis.Uhh, what else... returns that always underperform the underlying assets over time.Covered calls are for betting the market will go sideways or be mildly bullish.It's unfortunate that financially illiterate people get tricked into these scam funds. I have a friend that won't see reason and is now losing 5% every month.The use case seems to be for people who have zero idea how or when to take profits, so they get "paid" forcefully no matter the market conditions, which is actually worse than owning the underlying and selling shares at random.
>>61336887Yes. I mean it can technically be profitable for the baggie, just in a "please make me automatically underperform the market and I'll pay you for the privilege" sort of way.
Reminder that the long term yen trend is up. The past 30 years have been an artificial event to counter the bubble deflation from the 80s. Japan is still extremely undervalued.
The worst part about all the anons in /smg/ running a train on Bussyant is how much he enjoys it. And I hate to say that.
NVDA will shit the bed after wednesday right?...right?
>>61336950No. NVDA will crush earnings and will drop anyway.
>>61336115Holy shit guys what if /smg/ buys out a smol company? It would be like an epic raid from the before times. We could POOL our money and CLOSE the deal.
>>61336115Buy 10% to get a seat, it happens all the time.
>>61336242>I'd never know the sauce....;_;
Financial implications of both the president and treasury secretary being slutty little cum dumpsters?
>>61336966Hot
>>61336966anal gangbang with 8 guys
>>61336958>smg gets a seat on the board>constantly muted because they won't stop calling the other board members slurs
>>61336954will AMD follow NVDA? that's what i really wanna know
>>61336966pretty hot
>>61336950yes despite beating expectations
>>61336906futures are bright green
>>61336892Dependslook at 2022They mostly go up before inflation (pricing in inflation, see 2020 and 2021)
>>61335526Maybe it's just a bear trap, ss it.
>>61336867cool it with the racism anon
>>61335736You will lose everything to NAV erosion if you don’t stop your degeneracy. You know Yieldmax is reverse splitting 12 funds at the end of the month?MSTY is not one of them but I bet they reverse it within the next five - six months. GTFO before you are raped and gaped. Even though reverse splits generally don’t mean shit, with high yield CC ETF’s you are being over extended on break even.Normies are going to read the news and sell off this week. Personally I am excited to watch the carnage.>t. made 28% on NVDY, 23% in CONY, 24% on MSTY and 24% on ULTY with NAV erosion and sold out of everything mid-August.
>>61335635I kind of feel that we're not going to have any big crashes. The "crash" would present itself just in longer crabbies, until the companies actually reach the corrected valuation.
>>61336983It would be more accurate to say that inflation goes up after stocks. It goes roughly in this order:>gold (central banks protecting themselves against incoming printing)>money supply>assets>goods>wages
>>61337007>M2>assets>goods>wagescorrectso equities don't necessarily go up alongside the CPI
I read an article on seeking alpha that says the sentiment on NVDA earnings is so bullish that its actually bearish...thoughts? like is that even possible?
>>61336808
>>61337024Yes that's possible if their thesis is that the "long NVDA" trade is crowded
>>61336776no bitch
OOOOOoooOOOOOooo
Netflix rugged
>>61336752the only people who give a shit about the epstein files are populists who are obsessed with corruption (which used to be Trump's base 10 years ago kek)
>>61336736what?
>>61337045Bers are hallucinating.
>>61336703say what you want about that faggot but he's completely delusional about crypto
>>61337046being bearish is a mental illness
>>61336574what were people expecting?we literally dumped for no reason lmao
>>61336414Seethe tranny.YWNBARW
>>61336544you CAN invest in UbisoftThey're a European company so they're better
>>61337006>Zero Coupon Bonds are being sold with 3:1 payout in 30 years; crazy duration risk- 1% up inflation, 30% loss in bond payout>30 yr bond rates are going up irrespective of interest rate cuts>more rate cuts in 2026’; short term interest rates down, long term up>FED prints $6.5T greenbacks>Government Auctions way down>Foreign countries diversifying from USD at a loss just to gtfo>FED will continue printingPro tip: Every time you hear the FED say ‘print’ they are stealing from you via dilution. Own assets with intrinsic value or prepare your angus accordingly.
>Japan Key Government Panel Member Kataoka: BoJ Should Move Cautiously In Policy Normalisation, Would Be Premature To Hike Interest Rates In December Or January- BoJ Should Wait At Least Until March Or April Next Year To Raise Interest RatesThey'll never hike
>>61336522in all seriousness lab grown meat will be the future for those of us concerned with climate change, beyond meat just isn't a good company
>>61337063They're levered to the titsof course they won't hike
nigs and jews
>>61337061Except if you have outstanding loans. When they print and inflate. It means your cost basis goes down. And given you’ve already invested the liquidity, you’re still better off. The American plan was always to take loans, inflate the fuck outta the currency then use that valueless tripe to pay back debt. Then deflate. Are you fucking slow? The only other way to manage deflation is a crash. Which they’ll do, but only if the printflation fails. You fuckin queer or somethin bud?
>>61337069are bad news
>>61336958Okay but which one? Seals? KULR? PLUG??? RDDIT???
>>61336430He's a moron
>>61336424cute
>>61337070Ah…this fucking faggot again. You just reiterated what I said, just in douche bag speak.
>>61337086if he isn't smart why is he rich?
>>61337086Didn’t Epstein go to see him in ny literally right after he left Florida for thanksgiving weekend? Dude gives 4 talks on his opinions on the antichrist and suddenly everyone believes certain tech elites are oddballs.Lame
>>61337096>>61337096
>>61337095corruption>>61337097yes he didalso he's a literal faggot
>>61337091Which part of your post was about the separation in buying power demographics rather than the reduction overall and gdp effect? You really are that guy. Holy shit. What’s it like wearing headphones all day because of hypersensitivity? There’s something seriously wrong with your brain there bud. I really think you might be dumb bud.
>>61337099And was very upset about being outed. Faggots touch balls in the senate. You better not be implying a queer cabal doing nefarious things is an open secret with proof.
>>61336162he is a bottom?
>Saudi prince restores clout in first White House trip since Khashoggi crisis http://reut.rs/444xnIO>restores clout>clout
>>61336290>Why does it seem like everyone expects NVDA to shit itself with earnings?Because their sales come from only a handful of customers (MSFT, GOOG, META, ORCL, AMZN)These customers' Q3 reports all clearly indicate that the amount of money they were spending on CapEx is decelerating. However NVDA's guidance (and wall street expectations) anticipates that these customers' CapEx spending will only keep increasing every quarter for the next 5 to 10 years, and then will plateau to be more or less stable (but extremely high) constant CapEx requirements as they "buy chips to replace old chips".Add to this that NVDA is priced at a point where it need to meet it's earlier guidance model (ie increasing CapEx spending from big customers every quarter) EVERY QUARTER FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS (and China, which was part of that earlier guidance model, is no longer buying).So there is a high chance that NVDA will actually miss earnings.And there is a slightly lower chance that NVDA will meet or barely "beat" earnings. They'll probably aim for a conference smokescreen and try to keep the stock price above $190, but it won't work because too many people are going to take profit. NVDA is a stock buyback machine: they have no dividend, so people will assume that NVDA will buy their stock at somewhere above $190 but it can probably fall to under $180 without causing a panic, and most likely will because it'll be easier to keep the price artificially elevated.And there is NO WAY that they will be able to report "blowout earnings" or a "strong beat". If they can manipulate the price up high enough BEFORE earnings they might be able to barely touch $200 in off-hours, low-volume trading when it's cheap enough for them to pay for that candlestick.So really it's a question of "miss" or "limp meet", neither of which will cause a surge.
>>61335402Its a good show now that sesshomaru is redeemed and no longer a pedophile.
>>61336097>you now remember web3, NFT, VR and meta verse.VR is good though, Steam just announced Steam Frame (their new VR headset which I think could be quite revolutionary) and I can't wait to get it! I just hope that it'll cost less than 1000€, ideally less then 500€ around 400€ for the Steam Frame and 600€ for the SteamCube so that you can get both, as they are intended to work together, for under 1000€.
>>61337033>pictruth. Piece of shit Moorish rape-babies ruined an entire continent due to their neurosis.
