oh boy would you look at that, nothing ever happens edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61350403
MARKET SELL-OFF>Stocks slipped lower in the run-up to Nvidia's earnings, a major test for market stability, after concerns over high valuations caused a selloff that wiped away almost $1.6 trillion from global equities.
>>61352407third for good year
Market sar off
>>61352422
>>61352424
Wrong thread
is this the official pro-israel /smg/ thread?
>>61352448Yes
>>61352448better than any pro palestine threads, those are full of full on communists for some reason
>>61352487>for some reasonscommies love to simp for poor thirdiesit's not that hard
>>61352448every /smg/ thread is a pro-israel thread.
close the market
>>61352453What a cringe jewish MemeAnd mel Gibson even said jews are responsible for wars
>>61352594
>>61352615Mel has apologised for being an anti-semite
why doesn't GRRR do anything? is it ever going to hit 40 again?
>>61352510israel is brown and 3rd world
bitcoin green so bought MSTR call today and the stock droppedsold at -25%, 28k port nowi really need to stick to sp500 to gain back my 170k, this is not itfuck my life
How to predict the Japanese bottom? I've done well so far selling near the top of hype but the inclusion of China friction has me reconsidering what the buy signal will be, where the humps will sit and where the cushion lies.
HoldGODS won
>>61352806brown
>>61352821My Momentum fund has been crabbing for months.REEEE
>>61352862i wonder why it's just been hovering at that price
Google Power!!
>>61352862The idea behind this makes perfect sense. What went wrong?
>>61352862I can't believe BYND turned into a stablecoin.
Bobros? Today was supposed to be our day.
>>61352978The day is young boboAll the mumus are frolicking in the fields carefree.Later this afternoon the truck to the meat packing plant will roll up.
>>61352978It's a bull trap. What is happening to BTC is the market's real sentiment.
>>61352548well it dependsanti-semitism has an inverse correlation to SPY performance
ARE YOU NIGNOGS READY FOR BLACK WEDNESDAY
NEWS?
>>61353072https://unity.com/news/unity-and-epic-games-together-advance-open-interoperable-future-video-gaming>Developers will have the ability to publish Unity games into Fortnite, one of the world’s largest gaming ecosystems with more than 500 million registered accounts worldwide, and participate in the Fortnite Creator Economy.Whatever that means
JUST LET ME MAKE SOME MONEY ALREADYTHIS STUPID FUCKING MARKET
>>61353113I hope you lose it all lol
i'd like everyone to know i'm down 60% since oct 31
>>61353087Just looked, it uhh what?
>Rheinmetall shares down 6.5% on peace news
>>61353148screenshot
>>61353205it's kind of embarrassing so don't laugh
>>61353235It's okay anon *holds you*. I'm down 10% since Friday
>reverse V
so we're going to dump on nvda earnings unless they post some gigantic beat with amazing guidance (they won't) right?
>>61352448I love money im basically jewish anyway
>>61353305They're bullish on America. Nothing ever happens and the bullrun WILL continue
I WILL DOLLAR COST AVERAGE INTO A SHORT USD POSITION EVEN IF IT COSTS MY PORTFOLIO
Bitcoin holding up surprisingly well. Slurping up as many dividend paying bitcoin ETFs as i can here. As long as I can build my margin wealth I’m good. The key to making money is embracing debtmaxxing (debtmaxx the right way).
>>61353235try this position called "ACH Transfer", basically its a stock that you type your profits and you get them for free, my account grows each month because im an investor in the ACH Transfer stock
anyone watching the 1m or 5m which direction do u think we go here, the trend is down but this snib looks to have buyer promise
Feels even slower than before, whats happening??? Were most anons pushed out of the market via high leverage positions/options trades?
>>61353354>They're bullish on America. Nothing ever happens and the bullrun WILL continue
>>61353467unironically anon is right, at the end of the day, let it be a 15% market correction, there's so many powerful entities with their money tied up in this game, the line must return to go up, it has to, there's no other choice but collapse
>>61352407I almost wanna bet on prophex regarding these market conditions
>>61353467wtf soilet millennials like America?
>>61352862Stable coins are the future.
>>61352407>puts on KLAR>puts on TSLA>bought VICI>bought BRK B>holding BYDDY>sold other long positions for bondsWhat’s the game plan?
>>61353633>sold long positions for bondsWhy didn't you contact us before doing something so fucking retarded?
Where is FNMA anon he's actually up a little. I haven't seen the bussyant guy or the nigger powell poster either
Bought mstr $200 calls expiring friday.
>>61353647Enjoy your loss mate
MARKET IS FAKE, GAY, AND RIGGED
>>61353386The cycle is over. You’re fucking yourself right now. Wait until q4 of 2026 to start buying btc
DEPLOY THE V
Silver sissies...
The economy is tighter than my mother's vagina
yes the market will just keep going up and up and up foreverwe're gonna find aliens on the moon and sell them GPUs!
if you zoom out on NVDA, like it looks bad, but damn do they make a lot of money tho...
>broke below $90but the new paradigm
Letter "N" pattern beginning to form.
This is gonna be an exciting end of day, no matter what happens. It's gonna be blood red in here.
if you didnt already solded, i don't know what you are doing
How high is VIX gonna go?
HARRY, FER FUHCKS SEHK!!
>>61353777Checked
Nothing ever happens. Nvidia will be over $195 by end of week while every other stock gets mogged and crab pumps
Stock market is literally just a ponzi scheme. Are muricans literally low IQ to fall for this?
Jiggers n' news
>>61353811>joggers
>>61353808GOD YOU EUROPOORS ARE SO FUCKING SPED IT AMAZES MEYES STUPID, WE KNOW ITS A PONZI, WE DONT CARE, IT MAKES US MONEY, U FUCKIN PIGEON
>>61353811What is the jigger news for today?
Gemini 3 shits on other AIs so hard its not even funny. Long Google.
how does mstr manage to dump almost 10% every day
To the anon who shilled MSTR to me before it dumped. Fuck you.
>>61353845>he bought MSTR
>>61353838He buy bitcoin, very simple
Porsche anon, there a new car, it has wireless charging, pretty cool! https://youtu.be/bfeb6AS7efA?si=6_SfR7hkE4C7UZit
Fuck I'm bleeding bad today while most stocks are green
Thank you to whoever said to buy SGBX yesterday. I think it was in a different thread, but thank you if you see this. God bless.
What is this pattern called, /smg/?
Looks like someone peed on my chart…
Kek @ Meta baggies
>>61353708Not sure if he's trolling.
SPY world trade center candles ::skull::
>LAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61353899Pump and dump
>>61353935JUST BU YTHE DIP
What a dirty trick this morning was
>>61353887>Market capitalization: $2 million
>>61353845BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD BITCH!
>>61353915But now META has bottomed, right?
USDJPY biggest liquidity sweep ever, i will keep shorting, anything above 150 is nigger tier overbought
>>61353996NAH THE YEN IS COMPLETE GARBAGE, THE MORE BROWNS THEY LET IN JAPAN THE LESS THE COUNTRY IS WORTH
Fuck it I'm buying soxl calls 11.21 35 strike with the last of my money
We are due for a bounce
IT'S GOING DOWNI'M YELLING, "TIMBER"
>puts
>>61353887jesus that thing is volatile. What are you riding to?
crypto chuds getting their shit pushed in makes me feel happy
>>61354024YOURE GONNA CALL A BOUCNE WITH A 25 VIX? LMAOOOOO
>Jobs report cancelledIs this it? Is it finally over?
>No jobs data for Fed meeting in December
>>61353996>>61354017I have no opinion on the yen in normal situations. But if stocks crash, the yen could pump a lot.
BYND BAGGIES LAMOOOOO
>>61353996I'm cozy because my meals are getting cheaper by the day>>61354017there is a paradox where cheap debt should make growth better but over the long term economic growth is almost entirely correlated with the 10Y bond yieldAnd so nations like Japan which have been at 0% or negative for decades don't grow. So while the new expensive yields are painful, over the long term they are good
>>61354037>>61354040Kek. Pure comedy.
>>61354017Japan is Chinese clay
>>61354044YEAH JAPAN SUCKS PRETTY BAD AND NOW THEY ARE LEAD BY A WOMANITS OVER FOR JAPAN AND THE YEN
140k three weeks ago to 75k today. Anyone do worse?
>>61354017the only thing of value in japan is the pussy
but tyler winkelvoss said bitcoin will never go below 90k again...
That is a disgusting candle. Short everything. Long the vix
I told you >>61353272
>>61354082And the anime (that we then localize)
>>61354083BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IS THE MOST LMAO SHIT OF ALL TIME BECAUSE THE JEWISH FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS HAVE BEEN DEEP IN THAT SHIT FOR LIKE OVER A DECADE NOWIMAGINE THINKING ITS ANY LESS KEKED THAN ANY OTHER FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTITS IN FACT MORE KEKED BECAUSE THERES NO FINRA RULES AND NO REGULATIONS ITS TRULY THE WILD WESTALSO THE WORLD KNOWS SCOTT BUSSY WANTS TO UNLOAD DEBT USING ITBTW LMAO IF THE VIX SPIKES BEYOND THE APRIL HIGH AFTER SCOTT BUSSY SAID THE VIX HAS PEAKED FOR THE YEAR LMAOOOOO
>>61354095Kissed underneath $89k
Oh my God bitcoin is below $89 lol
never doubt tesla man
can you buttcoin loosers stay in your containment thread?
>>61354037>>61354040Surely this has happened before in previous shutdowns? Or is it a legitimate gripe?
>>61354116FAT PALE RETARD DONT CARE WHAT HE SAYS
>>61354105I meant the SPY -0.4% part
>Biden: Lie about job numbers>Trump: "I'm not even releasing them."Based.
>it's another niggervidya going straight down dayI hate this faggot stock so much.
How do I become a hedgie? Any good reads?
>>61354134no, this has never happened in history
>>61354157ITS LITERALLY SIDEWAYS FROM A WEEK AND A HALF AGO RETARD STFU
HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY THINK IM SCARED?DOWN 1.7% ON THE PORTFOLIO TODAY BECAUSE IM ENTERING SHORT USDJPYI WILL KEEP DOLLAR COST AVERAGING EVERY LEG UP
>muh jobsAre basketball Americans included in those reports?
>>61354157have you considered a bear call spread before earnings
Just wait for NVDA earningsEverything is gonna work out OK
>>61354164Are you talking about getting a job (like analyst or trader) at a hedge fund? Or are you talking about starting your own hedge fund?
>>61354189Biggest telegraphed pump in history
>>61354189
Caps lock niggers stop shitting up the fucking thread.
Threw some funny money into SGBX. Been a while since there's been a decent memestock.
>retail balls deep in Nvidia because "it always go up new paradigm" magic thinkingall ready for pic related
im either gonna hit a big winner today or have my operation barbarosa moment with short USDJPY
This, my friends, is an epic fakeout before NVDA blow out earnings. They're leaning into all the muh bubble hysteria and Burry's X rantings to drive the price down before the biggest pump you've ever seen in your life.
>>61354221TrVe
>>61354221Pls be true>Inb4 -20% aftermarket
>>61354221I hope you're right. Otherwise I'm incredibly heemed.
>>61354221it's gonna dump as always
>>61354211>gold rush>company that sells the shovels>95% of all gold diggers haven't ever found goldsurely this will go well
>>61354221was there any bar tables of blonde women claiming they got all their friends into NVDA or did I miss something
>>61354221I will buy ONE (1) share at market price
Anon, have you put your life's savings in the cheapest markets in the hope of making some money? Grok said this:Yes, based on the latest available global CAPE ratio rankings as of September 30, 2025 (with no significant updates found for November), Turkish stocks remain the cheapest among the 42 countries tracked in the original visualization. Their CAPE has likely decreased slightly to around 7.65 as of November 13, due to a 4.38% drop in the iShares MSCI Turkey ETF (TUR) since late September.For context on recent shifts in nearby undervalued markets:Brazil's CAPE has risen to approximately 10.6 (up from 10), following a 6.35% increase in the iShares MSCI Brazil ETF (EWZ).China's CAPE has dipped to about 16.8 (down from 17), with a 1.3% decline in the iShares China Large-Cap ETF (FXI).South Korea's CAPE has increased notably (original value not specified in the September data, but assuming mid-teens, now higher), after a 17.31% rise in the iShares MSCI South Korea ETF (EWY).
>>61354241Ai cat videos are more valuable than gold
What is the boomer sentiment of the market?
>>61354261Nobody gives a fuck what boomer retards think.
>>61354211YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MARKETSRETAIL MONEY IS FOR SURE TRAPPED IN NVIDIA BUT THERES A BIGGER PLAY IN IT THATS BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE AND ITS NOT GONNA BREAK UNTIL SOMETHING ELSE IN THE SYSTEM DOESNVIDIA EARNINGS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE, SURE IT MIGHT SELL OFF 10-15% BUT IS THAT EVEN THAT MUCH OF A MOVE FOR NVIDIA AT THIS POINT LOL
>>61354261Wouldn't it be pretty close to this?https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
BIG BALD COCK
>>61354291She's cute
>>61354247Lol. Grok has never met a Turk I take it.
>>61354291Hey she's on a sex tour. Neat
>>61354241you're just intent to let every good thing pass you by so you can feel some momentary smugness aren't you? one day it will spoil and turn to regret though.
i need a miracle today
>AI is actually doing cool stuff in factual actual real life reality>you can attach it to the internet and it can trawl reddit and fextra life plus three other rival wikis for a pre-alpha game I'm in (Soulframe) to answer questions for me>you can generate the dirtiest smut imaginable>you can now generate a logo in real time, make sure submitted changes/guidance, talk about the logo, talk about color theory and shit, change the logo accordingly>you can ask it to debug a code snippet along with a compiler error message and it'll do a good job>you can ask it to explain a code snippet, including a recent NPM url hijack job interview scam attack>you can generate amazing visual porn (it's still a bitch to do)But because the market has bought too much of a good thing, the economy is going to implode for another 15 years unless Nvidia literally births the AI Singularity tomorrow?
>Walgreens will remove paid time off for SIX major holidays including Christmas and Thanksgiving for hourly wagies thanks to Sycamore private equityThat's just fucking evil there LMAO greedy cunts
>>61354291IMAGINE GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE CUMMED IN BY THAT GUY
>>61354037>>61354040We are gonna get something like that 1921 depression in 2026 aren't we?
Sell your stockBuy XRP
>>61354221marketmakers didnt hell sweep below 178, which is something they would do if its gonna engulf with green, i'm expecting down candle, unless there was of course a concrete layer of liquidity below 178, which at point would force the algorithms to drift until earnings beats to drive a sledge hammer through the 200 wall, either way im going to wait till afterwards to determine a course of action
>>61354040>>61354037>>61354321no to see there why are you asking about jobs, who cares about that, what jobs
>>61354313Need to find that video of how PE is ruining every strip mall in America
>>61354321
WE DON'T NEED STATISTICS OR "JOB DATA" THAT'S JEW SHIT. JUST BELIEVE
>goon to milf porn>Stocks go up
lmao what the fuck is this day
Yahoo finance has PLTR's P/E ratio as 1647.40. P/S is 438.74. Is this for real?
>>61354261they think every single one of them deserves to be a billionaire, so they're betting the entire economy on the AI bubbleit's their final fuck you to the younger generations
>>61354298Does it matter? US has so many jerks and India has so many... Pajeets. All it takes is a way to invest and withdraw money with little or no capital controls ?
>>61354338Nice.
>muh jobs Nobody has a job everyone is gambling on the market anyway
>>61354313>WalgreensDead company, I feel bad for the people still working there but at this point they're just squeezing it dry before selling the rest of the commercial real estate off.I have no idea why it still exists. Amazon Pharmacy is better at just getting medications and I don't have to wait for some fucking retard that holds up the pharmacist for 30 minutes. Their food and cigarette prices are more than a gas stations. And I haven't had to get film developed for like 25 years now. Just let it fucking die, no need to do the wagie humiliation ritual.
>>61354193I've been hedging my positions these past couple of years. For instance pms to fiat(bonds), long and short stock positions, similarly for crypto. I've been making about 10% a years no matter what. It feels kinda low, but you get this return no matter what.I was thinking of how I'd become even better in this trading style.
>>61354345PLTR IS A GOOD SHORT, JUST DO IT, GO OUT A FEW MONTHS, GET THE PUTS, JUST DO IT
>META is down to liberation day prices.
>>61354291men like this do really well with far left women BTW
I WANT MY SHORT USDJPY TO LEG UP AGAINST ME BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE 5 PERCENT OF MY PORTFOLIO INKEEP GOPING UP AND I WILL SHORTI AM OKAY LOOKING AT A 30 THOUSAND DOLLAR LOSS TODAY IF I HAVE TO
>Elon chimps out a few months ago: gets ousted from Washington and exiled back to his office bed>Karp chimps out a week or two ago: continues to do yoga and blurbs with his Wu Tang sword
>>61354353DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BAD IT IS FOR THERE NOT TO BE BRICK AND MORTAR PLACES TO GET THOSE THINGS LOCALLY FOR PEOPLE
>>61354376SHORT THIS FAGGOT
How low will soxl go
>>61354362they dobled down on AI spending despite making zero fucking dollars from it.
LOL, Trump sounded real fed up with Jay and Scott - "I'm going to fire your asses."
>>61354396SCOTTY BUSSY NOOOOOO
>>61353113Might as well go out and beg for money on the street. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps bitchboy.
>>61354348I've spent some time with Turks. If you're going to invest in a foreign country you should dive into their culture more. Really understand how the common man thinks there. That's my advice.
JP MORGAN IS SAYING BUY THE DIP GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
NOBODY HERE TALKING ABOUT PARAMOUNT ACQUISITION OF WARNER BROS DISCOVERY TOMORROW???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>61354420im selling
>>61354357Oh, I completely misunderstood. Some books you might be interested in:>Reducing the Risk of Black Swansby Larry Swedroe and Kevin Grogan>Safe Haven Investingby Mark Spitznagel
>>61354381Fuck off. Grandma can get her meds from Amazon pharmacy too so she doesn't kill a family of 4 driving blind in her 1972 Buick to go pick up her oxy medications and Werther's candy from a fucking walgreens. Pharmacy real estate is wasted space that could be used to build more batting cages and roller rinks in.
>>61354425WHO THE FUCK CARES BOTH OF THOSE COMPANIES ARE WORTH LESS THAN THE SCAM PUMP IN GOOGLE THIS MORNING
Holy fuck I'm mostly in SNOWLINE GOLDand CNBC is fucking talking about ithttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/19/muddy-waters-capitals-carson-block-makes-rare-long-call-in-canadian-miner-snowline-gold.html
>>61354420I always buy the silver dip.
I hope you guys didn't forget about the summer NVDA gaps...
>>61354433YOU REALLY TAKE THE INTERNET AND DELIVERY CHAIN FOR GRANTED AND THATS SADYOU WONT LAST A SINGLE WEEK WHEN THINGS START TO BREAK DOWN
>>61354440holy fuck
this is the generational bottom right?
>Bill gates sold lots of microsoft shares>Softbank sold lots of AI shit with Nvidia>Peter Thiel sold off entire Nvidia stake and 76% of Tesla stock>Michael burry short on palantir and NvidiaWhat did they mean by this?
>>61354455They're just as gay and emotional as anybody else and they'll buy back in and round trip it.
I bought a 50 usd otm spy call. Thesis:1) if it dumps it gigadumps and I just lose 502) if it pumps its gonna print a green candle up to 690 and I make bankShould I apply for a hedge fund?
>>61354455The future is bright.
>>61354462THATS FINE BUT HOLDING 0DTE OPTIONS WHEN THE MARKET ISNT MOVING IN THE DIRECTION YOU WANT IS RETARDED AND YOU NEED TO LET THEM GO AFTER A FEW MINUTES IF YOU WERENT RIGHT AND ADJUST YOUR MINDSET
AAAA-You know what i dont care anymoreFuck everything
>>61354485It's 1dte.
if the SPY rallies to the close its gonna be like that tiktok meme video of the obese man in the back of a pickup truck floating
>>61354431Thanks anon, those two look really interesting.
Yeah I'm thinking bitcoin is a buy here.
>>61354488YOU HAVE MAYBE 10 MINUTES THEN INSTEAD OF 3 TO LET THEM GO IF YOU WERENT RIGHT
>receive cold call>decide to answer>it's my isp>(heavy jeet accent) "Hi this is Solomon from (isp), how are you doing today?"I don't believe his name is really Solomon. I think the call centre jeets are starting to use biblical and western names to reduce the number of instant hang-ups they get. "Hello sir this is Johnathan sir may I offer you one time special discount deal sir?". Lies. It's all lies.
>>613544880dte > 1dtetheta kills both0dte has better gamma dynamics
nvidia earnings are getting close
>MSTRkek baggies
Caps lock faggot I will find you and sever your arteries.
>>61354501I called Verizon to ask about upgrading to their internet in my area. A jeet picked up who said his name was John. I hung up.
>>61354502Well it's not gonna pump today before close. If it pumps its gonna happen after hours. Then im gonna sell the call on open for massive gains.
>>61354336i remember reading a post about how this correlates with certain celestial alignments and i disregarded it, but in recent years ive been getting zodiacpilled and i'd like to give it a proper once over
>>61354501>ISP has a mobile network service as well >If I have both I get a discount on the phone bill>"Hello sir would you like to extend your contract with us, we'll raise your data cap for the same price">"Sure why not">"A-and sir how about some strea-">"Sorry, not interested">"Th-thank you sir"I'm a net loss customer and it feels good.
>>61354519WHY ARE YOU MAD
>>61354528it's mercury retrograde. every one this year has had included a selloff.
>>61354526nicei usually just play intraday liqudity not anything company specific when it comes to equity markets
SQQQties where we at
>>61354528The new moon is tomorrow.
>>61354526it's gonna dump though
In almost certain the fed is going to release something indicating rate cuts in 25 minutes. I will be buying tesla calls before that happens
$88k;__;
>>61354558i need the post dovish shit imaginablesomething that causes the USD to go into shock
>>61354550tell me about it...
>>61354543I only daytrade HOOD like that on margin. pattern day trader restrictions dont apply to me cuz im a europoor. I made 300 euros this week
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>61354588FX markets have 2% margin btwhot pairs can move up to 250 basis points a day
>>61354558dream onno data = no cuttyyou know that's exactly what those assholes will continue to say up until dec. 10ththen they'll actually cut
where's the faggot that told me to buy micronfuck you i'm down like $300
>>61354603jpowell browses /biz/his glasses are meta glassesthis entire speech will trollhe will say niggerhe will admit to being a frogposter
>>61354607Well stocks have 0 margin. I literally have 0 cash and can open 20k worth positions. Thanks ibkr
>Markets today>https://youtu.be/7mceb_t8EIs?si=97EDtBis0Iw6woky&t=1248
>>61354613>$300
Was going to sell half my NVDA just in case shit goes wrong but decided to bareback it (yes, bareback, not rawdog, I'm accepting whatever dicking I get)
>>61354603is this the reason for that random pump a few minutes ago
Everyone expecting a punpIt cant pump this way
>>61354618nicei use FX dot comand plus 500i only really trade days like today in the USi trade 99% of time on sydney and tokyo hourseverythign is just carry trades and trend extraction
>>61354376Stop being anti smegmatic or whatever
>>61354628PIGGIES GET SLAUGHTERED
My Nvidia average is $183 lmao
>>61354336Damn that chart was right about 1999 and 2019.....and 2026 is the sell year, I'm worried now kek
>JPMorgan Trading Desk says "buy the dip"You heard them.
>>61354644We'll see, my bussy is ready
I wonder how many Trump voters in /biz/ killed themselves after what he's done to the markets
im gonna post link when livestream starts
>>61354638>Everyone expecting a punpEveryone ITT is expecting a pump? No.
>>61354639I only daytrade 1 stock (hood) because I cant trade spy directly and it follows its movements to a T. My strat is to open a position 3 hours before us market open, tighten my stop on open and ride the trend for the first 30 mins. If it doesn't play out im done for the day.
>>61354669trump voters are too neurotypical and shallow to consider suicidetheir pain is always blamed outwardthey lack the intelligence to find issues originating from themselves
I should do a statistical analysis to see if the number of new Apus, Pepes, and other frog memes being created correlates with the market trends
>>61354678what livestream
>>61354692fx betterfutures are best SP500 instrument>>61354700lmao
Look at these fucking redditors talking about voting as if it means anything
Oh, the feeling I'll have at 4 when NVDA tanks and my puts shoot back up...
>>61354699this is a good idea anon
what do NVDA gamboolers actually think is gonna go "right" in this earnings call?
>>61354710oh you mean this lame shit?i shant be watching
My trigger finger is so itchy but I'm not going to cave. Sitting on six figs hard us dollarydoos
Not very stock market related but I hate my life
>>61354711Trump's not going to fuck you bro, you're too old
Freak the fuck out, sell everything and KYS tranny-Warren Buffet, probably
>streaming subscriptions
>>61354669I wrote in Pat Buchanan
>>61354732Lately I've been generating lots of softcore erotica on google's nano banana so data center use must have gone up.
>>61354728You were supposed to buy puts at 209 and close them today. Before the event.
>>61354747You and me both brother. I just make schizophrenic connections on stock graphs to pass the time now that games dont fill the void anymore.T. anon that is developing a crush on the nurse at the psych office
>>61354730I try to save them all, and I keep the original filenames, so I should be able to generate a graph and just visually overlay it with the indexes. Maybe I'll do that this weekend. Could be a fun Excel project
DELL ANNOUNCES A BOND OFFERING TO FINANCE DDR5 RAM ACQUISITIONSHIT'S FUCKED YO
>>61354765broporn, anime, sports, and news are all freeany millenial paying for media deserves to be poor
>>61354765When the boomoids die, this country will burn.
>>61354732AI has already infiltrated the robotraders, NVDA circular payments are actually stage one of becoming "the everything company" as ASI (we skipped straight over AGI to ASI) replaces all jobs, all industries, AI makes itself indispensable to humanity, all of this has to be spelled out in burning letters in the sky, anything less results in total market collapse
>>61354772ok fuck I was playing cities skylines 2 in the NVDA cloud I thought that was just me alone
>>61354765based
>>61354667PICS????
>>61354747My FWB just told me he has pubic lice and I should get checked. He is a boy. Extremely hot model looking boy but a boy.Im not even gay actuallyAlso I have serious gym injury. Hospital is fucking delaying dads chemo again, want to go back to homeland but cant fid a job for a year now and today I had an interview and I guess I did well but I fckd up like 3 questions and Im a senior and it lasted only 25min out of 30min possible, I never banged a woman (Ok, I did one but fattie), still did not go to visit friends grave back home, and about dozen other things happeningNot good, not good at all
>>61354765>>61354785Are ISPs still going after people that watch shit like Dune and Game of Thrones illegally? I remember Warner Bros being a bitch causing normies to cave in and buy streaming subs.
>>61354775you lack confidence
>>61354699>I should do a statistical analysis to see if the number of new jeet jannies correlates to banning posters making original content
>>61354732Earnings beat and everyone spontaneously decides that it's not a bubble and everything's going to be fine
>>61354804FWB?FRIEND WITH BUSSY????
>>61354804My dad got pubic lice from sharing a towel with our babysitter and they didn't fuck. Wouldn't hurt to get it checked.
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>>61354818IVE NOTICED IF YOU SHIT ON INDIA YOU GET IN TROUBLE LATELY THATS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD>>61354825CANT YOU JUST SHAVE ALL YOUR PUBES AND JUST RUB ALCOHOL ALL OVER YOUR GOOCH AND GRUNDLE AND BALLS AND SHIT THATS WHAT ID DO ANYWAY EVEN IF I DIDNT HAVE LICE
>>61354810Everyone calling this a bubble is not how bubbles typically top out. This is going a lot higher.
>>61354807nothey get sued into oblivionsual goodman tier lawyers making milions on these suits
>>61354825>and they didn't fuck
>>61354789>>61354819ok I am a bit worried they could make this a "NVDA is now a slow grower" "we are not in a bubble but it needs repricing" thing this is why I solded
>>61354846HISTORY NEVER REPEATS BUT IT RHYMES (NO IT DOESNT THE WORDS DO NOT FUCKING RHYME WHY DO THEY SAY THIS SHIT)ANYWAY META IS TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE STORY OF THIS MARKET RIGHT NOW AND YOU SHOULD LISTEN
>>61354732I really don't find taylor that attractive, but I would like her to suck my dick
>>61354861Meta is a buy here.
>>61354812>>61354812
>>61354879YOU RETARDS SAID THAT THE DAY AFTER EARNINGS AND YOU WERE WRONGMETA WILL BLEED FOR THE NEXT YEAR
>>61354894I didn't fucking say that. kek I literally just opened the chart for the first time in years. It just looks like a buy to me.
>>61354824Sort of>>61354825Yea. I will come unannounced to the doc, fuck itFirst available date is like in mid December>>61354841>CANT YOU JUST SHAVE ALL YOUR PUBES AND JUST RUB ALCOHOL ALL OVER YOUR GOOCH AND GRUNDLE AND BALLS AND SHIT THATS WHAT ID DO ANYWAY EVEN IF I DIDNT HAVE LICEI have 4l of ethanol, 500ml of benyzyl benyanoate and I will cover my body in it and wash all clothes before I get the offcial medicine that is probably again stupid benyzyl
>>61354669>after what he's done to the marketsmade a shit ton of money when he told us it's a good time to buy actually
>niggervideo line go upIs this just setting me up for massive disappointment? I never make money. I always lose
