Insider trading edition.>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61463055
Pic related is what the price action always looks like when someone in whitehouse starts leaking info to inider traders about an upcoming announcement. It keeps happening.
first for Bayhorse uniroically
Are we holding Planet Labs through earnings?
If you aren't in GAMB at these prices then you hate free money
> futures
>>61466839haha brotha. where tf did you find that one, /an/?
fakest and gayest market in history
>KOLD
>>61466821Don't you know that MAGA now LOVES insider trading? Or Goldman Sachs. Or META. Or Palantir. Or 50y mortgagesYes, you have to love all these now or do you want to be a TRAITOR?
>>61466859Uh oh. Sounds like someone lost all their money trying to short MAGA and got burned
I for one am a real MAGAist. I love Goldman Sachs.I love 50y mortgages. I love META. And I love Palantir. And I will die on this hill. Anybody that isn't with me, is against me.Patriots are in control now. Deal with it.
>>61466876Update on the totally normal price action that doesn't look exactly like all those other instances of blatant whitehouse insider trading throughout the past year lmao.
>>61466839You have an after video right?
Has Gemini 3 gotten worse? This shit can´t even remember what we were talking about two prompts ago in the same conversation.
If I had to guess, Trump knows that Nvidia is fucked, and later today he's going to announce that the government is going to take a stake in their stock. He probably leaked this info to his usual group of crony insider traders that have been getting advanced knowledge about all of his announcements. Let's see if I'm right.
>>61466915Why are you having conversations with toasters.
>$NVDA | DeepSeek Is Using Banned Nvidia Chips In Race To Build Next Model - @theinformation
>tfw got a wife>tfw portfolio exploded>tfw can't use it on hot hookerswhat's the point
>>61466919Big if true. I doubt the Chinese government would let them get away with that. It's probably a fake story meant to imply that China is still interested in buying Nvidia's GPUs (they're not).
>>61466916> the fuggin gummint up in my free market businessAs long as I am positioned to profit from this, I literally do not care any of the consequences one way or another.
I vacillate between thinking AI is a nothingburger, a helpful tool at best, and thinking that we're on the verge of the third industrial revolution.
>>61466962I think people just need to put things into perspective. People are too fixated on intelligence when they can't define it in the first place. I like this specific question, because it pulls off the blindfold that people have. It originates from the so-called "grandfather of AI" Geoffrey Hinton.What does it mean to understand something? What is the language model actually doing? How is any of it different than understanding?The current AI models are really capable understanding machines. They understand language on a superhuman level.
>>61466821trumpchecks for christmaslet's see it
>>61466977Ai is like you had trillions of monkeys typing out single words . And the computer just organizes those single word typing monkeys into groups that tend to come after one another . And now when you query it , it just generates groupings of monkeys typing single words that usually cone together . Its fancy, but not smart.
Im about to go BALLS DEEP into Oracle (ORCL)
>>61466996And a really simple autoregressive model can just predict the weather by looking at the current state of it. That argument isn't convincing if you're actually examining the issue with some knowledge in in.
a lof of trump derangement syndrome from trannies in this thread.TRUMP WONCHINA WONRUSSIA WON
>thread made by a very obvious yuropoorLmao, seething bitches
delete this fucking thread we got a russian janny now. No europoors allowed
>>61467027>RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIAHoly shit you are obsessedUkraine lost
they are crashing out
MIGA!!!
>>61467032>>61467025you lost nafotroon
SoWhere's the rate cut
Smg will/do you have kids? What is your justification for bringing new life into this nightmare zone?
>>61466821YEPI'M THINKING 75 BASIS POINTS TODAY
>>61466899Oh yeah, this is a better stock indicator than SPY could ever be.I'm feeling mighty bullish this morning.
market is so dead what the fuck man
So... guys is it time today to sell/hold cash and buy tomorrow on discount after NIGGERPOWELL makes a hawkish cut?
I've only invested in european stock this year and I'm up 30-50%.
i'm going into the office for a holiday party. don't post until i get back
>>61467102I'm a homosexual
>>61466915Every AI model right now is undergoing a mass hallucination problem, it's not just Gemini, ChatGPT has become virtually braindead.It's a combination of factors. One of which are that guardrails effectively lobotomize an LLM, and the more you add the more lobotomies you give it. Researchers proved ages ago that even a tiny amount of guardrails can have disastrous consequences. The other is that NVidia, for all their bluster about selling new chips, have been selling the fastest and hottest chips that roll straight off the assembly line, and this has been happening since at least last year. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/faulty-nvidia-h100-gpus-and-hbm3-memory-caused-half-of-the-failures-during-llama-3-training-one-failure-every-three-hours-for-metas-16384-gpu-training-clusterNvidia having reliability problems on its hottest selling products has been a /g/amer meme since the ancient times when their graphics cards were burning houses down. They have always sold first and ask questions later, only now even a single chip can create huge problems for all of its agents since we're all sharing the same hardware.
>>61467129If we knew that, do you think we would tell you? Nah I'm kidding, profit short-term. It's going to be the most hawkish cut today and you're going to see the pump of a life-time for at least until closing.
Did porsche schizoid kill himself after opening a leveraged short at 42? Awfully quiet. He deserved it tbqh he was a bit of a faggot.
NXDR chuds made it
>>61467149Yeah, the problem is that this current consumer paradigm is a pretty gimmicky use of language models. Arguably, there's no difference between the model "hallucinating" and giving a "correct" output. It doesn't "know" anything outside language.
>>61466798Where all the haters at? Heard you were talking shit...DEEP FUCKING VALUE
>>61467180picked up a sui stack awhile ago. why is it pumping?
>>61467181https://x.com/ericjackson/status/1998727476076261831
I just checked silver price jesus christ
>>61467189That's nothing, check tea futuresI've been buying low selling high on tea for years and keeping quiet about it. Basically market making gambling jeets. Awfully rich.
>spacex to pursue $1.5 trillion ipo late next yearwe buying? I cant quite figure out how they can grow from here desu. RKLB is better positioned for growth but elon does have memes.
>>61467170It would have been SOOO much better to diversity LLM technology as a combination of consumer hardware that everyone can afford, and datacenter hardware for larger, more specialized projects suitable for larger companies and the medical industry. LLMs right now are virtually useless unless you have one for yourself. Computing technology has always moved toward lightweight consumer hardware as opposed to massive datacenters, and the fact all of these hardware companies at one time have decided to spurn the consumer market feels like a suicide pact. Right now, I can run this thing: https://huggingface.co/rahulholla1/mistral-stock-model on a 1080ti only slightly slower than the market. People would be more bullish on LLMs and thus be more inclined to buy into the ecosystem if they could see them as their own personal tools instead of strange voices in the cloud which are wrong most of the time. The problem is that I don't think any of the businessmen who created the computer boom of the 80s and 90s are working in tech anymore, and thus no one can teach the lesson that everyone having a new piece of tech s more profitable than one person having one.
>>61467153Futures looking red, probably a crab day and ultra-dip just after Powell gabbling
SPY RSI is in the shitter, but the 15m has some way to gowell probably see a very brief dump at open followed by an unending green candle thatll wreck bobos anus like a discount turkey at thanksgivingbuy up those calls chuds, my chinese sticks said so
r*ddit just sold. You chuds gonna sell too?
>>61467200There's a real grounded utility to them. LLMs are really good at passing tokens to other models. That's what they do, they understand human language. They're good at interpreting what kind of stuff you want. Now you just need more models that actually do stuff now that you can make them understand us.
>>61467200Nigga thats what nvda and tsla ais are focusing on atm. Thats why tpus turned out to be a wet fart, agentic ai is the future.
>>61467138>holiday partyIn this thread we call it Christmas.
>>61467216>hmm I think tech is overvalued>time to sell the entire thing for cash! it's not like anything else exists in the stock market absolutely wild
>>61467216Lmao, the whole “not financial advice” disclaimer from literal nobodies on plebbit makes me laugh so hard. Fucking fags.
>>61467182I'm not clicking that shit. what does it say?
>>61467217Exactly, they're fantastic if you run your own models. I picture a future where everyone learns LLM training in class, and does it based on their personal needs and interests. This isn't the future the big tech companies have in mind, and thus I think they're doomed to failure.>>61467222>Nigga thats what nvda and tsla ais are focusing on atm.I'm saying the business model is bunk. The Cloud is just someone else's computer, and you have no idea what the reliability on those machines actually are. Agentic AI is already showing its shortcomings as general AI is always less effective and far slower than specially trained AI, and it's being ran on less and less reliable hardware as time goes on. Agentic AI only works if it's your agentic AI, trained on what you like, and is personal to you. These models in the cloud can't ever be that, and are thus always less effective and littered with guardrails which lobotomize their usefulness.
Multiple business bankruptcies piling up in my nearby area. This is the kind of place that is always late and last to pump during boom cycles but busts early during business down cycles
>>61467216>check the post, then the profile out of curiosity>it's an indian bot
>>61467239Ah you read a fox news article on agentic ai, my mistake carry on.
>>61467226Based Tony
>new SCHD dividend puts it at 4.78% yieldabsolutely amazing, this has to be a record high for a dividend day. normally its a big crash that will give those yields
>>61467239Looking back at the last decade, it could've easily went down a road where you have your own Wolfram Alpha but change math for whichever information you care about any given moment. Heck, have a hub for Wolfram-like applications.
>>61467246Roughly half western Internet is jeets300m Americans700m Europeans1b jeetsChinese keep to themselves
>>61467274It's really bizarre because everyone keeps to themselves. The Japanese stay in their corner of the internet as does Korea, Brazil, Russia, etc. It's literally only Indians that for some reason spread out like a fucking cancer everywhere. IRL too
>>61467281>>61467274Posted this yesterday but you can pinpoint on this graph exactly when things really started to go downhill
>>61467281World languages, the French and Africans keep to themselves too in French. Same problem there.South Americans and Spanish are a cohort, Portuguese and Brazil, ...It is a problem that jeets learned English and I'm tired of pretending it isn't. Blame the English.
>>61467129That's a Quaputzi
>>61467281>trump: affordability is an evil word, when people say the election is about affordability theyre being evil, its a con job by the democractsbroke boys how we feeling?
>>61467296Are you telling me QE and low rates caused tech companies to look abroad to lever their near zero cost money to grow at unprecedented rates? You don't say...
>>61467301>in Germany
>>61467129why would the price of stocks drop after he lowers rates? Shouldn't it be the opposite? Lower rates = more inflation = stock prices will go up no?
>>61467311And we've been worse off for it ever since
>>61467268>new SCHD dividend puts it at 4.78% yieldwhy is it so far down from the 0.6-0.7 payouts from 2023-2024? its only paying 0.26 now. what happened?
>>61467302He's coping because the pendulum is swinging hard against the establishment. We have consumer economies that have abandoned the consumer. Pretty much the market has done everything it could the last three decades to drive down the cost of labor>"Yes pushing women into the work force is absolutely about empowering them, not driving down labor costs">"Yes it is absolutely imperative that we have illegal immigration to work the fields otherwise you won't be able to afford food American's just don't want to work for wages that they can't live off of. Oh shit did I say that out loud? My bad, we'll just say they are too lazy to do these jobs in the future">"Are you kidding me of COURSE we need H1B1's for tech. That's the last field that can actually raise a family on a single income and that's unacceptable. So we're going to pretend that Indians aren't just cheap labor but are 100% needed because Americans are magically not smart or hardworking, despite having the best tech sector in the world, landing on the moon, creating the internet and nuclear, etc. etc."
>>61467337stock split to increase trading volume if you look at the adjusted amounts on a site like seeking alpha it becomes way more clear
>>61467337They dropped Broadcom.
>>61467347>like seeking alpha it becomes way more clearahh nice thanks. Id get some then, i was worried it got chewed up for some reason even though it shouldnt have since theyre just collecting the various component dividends and spreading it back out. Unless the companies cut divies like oxy did several years ago.
>>61467341to expand on this, we have been driving down labor costs and so wages so badly that the economy is now unable to sustain itself like imagine if we were able to magically import a billion workers to work for $1 and they could magically do their jobs perfectlyin that world the American economy would still completely collapse. Americans wouldn't have any income for living or houses or cars etc. and the new workers wouldn't either.The slow decline of home owners etc. is the warning sign of that. Corporations will drive down wages until society collapses.
>>61466839what a wretched creatureand yetit keeps moving forward i want to know what motivates this fellai want him to make it
>>61467351SCHD is honestly the best ETF I know for non tech exposure. It's undervalued as hell in the literal sense. And before people screech about tax inefficiency it's 100% qualified dividends so its amazing for even a normal brokerage account
>>61466830Bear Creek Mining > Bayhorse Silver
>>61467355>SCHD is honestly the best ETF I know for non tech exposurewhy not just buy some of the top holdings? wouldnt i get a higher dividend since theres no management fee part as well? I have no idea im asking.
its too obviouswe're gonna pump i think
>>61467199>we buying?Nah. Something tells me their ipo will mark the top.
The mcdonalds experience is horrible. The exteriors have been turned into minimalist cheap design. The interiors are hostile and resemble a bad airport experience instead of a restaurant. I felt more at home inside an arbys then a mcdonalds. They copy starbucks chairs and tables but their black coffee can be better made by oneself. They cut costs with tech and giant tablet screens to try to distance me, the customer from talking to staff. Their strategy is to pivot to richer people but I assume if you are a richer clientele you are capable of dialogue and do not need to bother with an ipad screen to make orders. I walk into an arbys and I am not attacked by the giant touch screens or overpriced fancy computer pay systems, I see the staff and I feel more willing to spend money there. I get my order from mcdonalds and the pancakes come with plastic wrapped forks, plastic forks, plastic container, plastic bag. For all their shareholder money they are greedy and do not care about young customers health by polluting the planet with more plastic. Shame on them and shame on their board of shareholders. What gives them the nerve to attack crypto bros? They are the upcoming wealthy after baby boomers are gone and they priced out the poorer people in the past years. I don't know their strategy. It's a bad place a bad company. Kemp should be fired and replaced with someone who is a better visionary. Ray croc would hate this place. It's worse then post steve jobs apple. Tim apple gave us M1 chips and a better OS then windows. Kemp gave us nothing.
>>61467347that's actually insane growth in yield thats literally more than the average american has gotten in raises since 2021. i fucking love schd man i wish i had 1mil+ to dca into it and literally never have to think about money ever again
>>61467359Not a bad question. The fee on it and any other passive index etf is small as hell and won't make a difference. Even holding it for 30+ years you'll have 100% of what you could have reduced to something funny like 99.95%. And it's because it reconstitutes meaning each year it reevaluates and chooses new holdings. It's this that's allowed it to bounce between sectors, right now really heavy in energy, and get a ludicrous 15% drip dividend growth
>$INTC $AMD | Intel And AMD Accused Of Failing To Block Chips In Russia MissilesRIP
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>edgy>go to bubble massage place>happy ending>even more nervous and edgy nowWhat the fuck is this did she put a curse on me or something. I'm long silver why is this happening to me
>>61467377Blessed digitsWe bull now
>>61467377Checked n' based
>>61467369I just like the Filet o' Fish
>>61467377LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61467390The last time I got a filet o' fish it was the size of a fish nugget and had really hard crunchy bits in it. Actually disgusting even for fast food slop.
>>61467374>bounce between sectors, right now really heavy in energy, and get a ludicrous 15% drip dividend growthahhh ok that makes sense. what energy stocks are they going for to get that? i see chevron, eog, cop and few others but 15% is pretty intense.
>>61467371It's the king of American broad market etf's. 10-11% average dividend growth and a yield that is 3-5% since 2011 is absurd. Genuinely ridiculous. Nothing else, even VYM or VIG or DRGO, comes close
>>61466839One of God's strange creatures. See how the white hand cares for it. Beautiful.
wtf MSFT?
AHHHH IM PUMPING THE WRONG WAY
>>61467401they just follow the index which uses 4 metrics>highest yield>highest dividend 5 year growth>highest dividend payout the last year>lowest debt to cash generated for the year (with no debt given a perfect score)and for whatever reason this method has worked even through the pandemic
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO MSFTDUMPED 2.5% EXCATLY AT MARKET OPEN>>61467396Burger King has much better fish, but I've always found the size of MCD's sandwich satisfying
>market dumping on FOMC dayOkay, we’re being shaken outBuying SPY calls
>>61467418>WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO MSFTJust sold my RSUs that finished vesting. Thanks for holding my bag.
>>61467418MSFT and NVDA, these two move like actual shitcoins, MSFT even more so, when it suddenly randomly pumps or dumps 10 min before close
lmao did jewpmogran pump and dump the vore stock
>>61467000thanks for the ticker (ORCL), i had no idea what were you talking about
WTFWT
>>61467433>vore stock
>Unusual Whales publishes news that incidentally makes Trump look bad>People are clapping in the replies>Unusual Whales publishes news that incidentally makes Trump look good>People whine about how they're compromised>Now replace unusual whales with /smg/
>>61467429are calls worth it today? will they outpace the IV crush?
>>61467430gm
>>61467439were you not here yesterday anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Microsoft (MSFT) Invests $17.5 Billion in India as AI Race AcceleratesIT WAS THE FUCKING PAJEETS
>>61467448I checked out once my schizo had another meltdown about me
commoditybros.....
>>61467441> are calls worth it today?Not yet, but you will probably get a few bucks buying later in the day when the FOMC statement comes out and close your position before JPOW speaks
>>61467455KekYet Amazon is pumping a little on similar jeet news. Interdasting
And what experience do I get at mcdonalds? Excessive marketing materials on everything. Coffee cups with graphic designs for the holidays, graphic designs everywhere. All unneeded expenses that drive up my costs where I supposedly save by downloading some app to keep the scam big tech industry going. They isolate me with their screens then when I try to sit in peace to eat I am forced into being opposite other customers. Why is face to face interaction with staff discouraged but I have to deal with watching the occasional disrespectful baby boomer in the lobby? Meanwhile at arbys I get the opposite. I see the kitchen I see the staff and when I sit down I get a private booth. Mcdonalds should have private booths, and staff I can see and socialize with. All the place does is give problems headaches. I would faster order from a food truck or get coffee at a gas station. Places that don't bother me the customer while giving better experiences. Real estate wall street tech scam: the company.
>>61467469It's sad because McD is so comfy in Japan. And the food is actually crazy cheap. Even the store designs are comfy. They always have this second story area where you can eat and have cozy music playing. It's still a place there where people go to relax and just eat
>>61467392CUTE
Yo wtf
bottom found?!
>>61467481Do you mean WcD?
>>61467455I'd love to know what they are actually putting this money to. I'm guessing it's just yet another data center
>>61467487AAAAAAAAAA oh hey we're green
>>61467488More of a MacDaniel's guy myself
just an fyi BDC's exist and aren't included in total market etf's like VTI or VOO
>>61467501You could always mix it up with some wholesome Demy's pancakes
i bought 29 shares of schd yesterday and i genuinely have 0 recollection of this event or placing the orderi woke up saw the notification and thought i was still dreaming
like potterytook a massive shit on openbig green candle to rape bobos anusnow its gonna go down to 681.50 or so, MAYBE itll go back up, but i have my doubtsbank of canada wont change ratesdo with that what you will, madarchods
>>61467481You are full of shit. Full-blown "place, japan" delusion.
>>61467546
whats going ondidnt follow since 2 weeks because nothing happens
>>614675542 weren't enough
>>61467541> 681.50I’d love that. I need another dip
>>61467554Kek
>all you have to do to live a comfy stress free life is to buyded one (1) share of schd every daywhy did no one tell me this???i have lived a miserable 30 years i could have been stacking since high school
>stock “dumps” 5% after two weeks of 10%+ gains Sigh. My shit expires in January and I will be fucked again unless we get another big drop, which is coming but this scam might keep going a while longer.
Santacruz Mining up 307% today on bonanza discovery.j/k was a 4 to 1 reverse split in prep for Nasdaq listining.
>Nvidia refutes report that China's DeepSeek is using its banned Blackwell AI chipsHow would they know?
>>61467583The market can still pump today if there is a rate cut. Just give it up.
>>61467517Any seamonkeys tell me about Jollibee? I saw there was one in my city like right after I watched this.
>>61467546bro we're talking about food quality and restaurant design that's pretty easily objective to analyze japan has a law where they are strict as fuck that what you buy HAS to look like what's advertised or you get suedso you get pic related where the eggs are actually eggs >>61467554lmao that's too to an extentthe japanese navy forced some of their sailors to eat meat because they were in charge of loading the shells into the turrets and they genuinely got taller than the restthat being said I saw some tall as fuck japs a few times when I was there. I think the solution is literally just eating meat when you're young
>>61467541My shit was a bit green this morning. Someone got a bunch of Christmas tree sugar cookies and I had a few too many.
Reminder that there's no good reason to hold SCHD unless you're retiring and have a lot of money to dump into it so you can live off divvies.
>>61467599>japan has a law where they are strict as fuck that what you buy HAS to look like what's advertised or you get sued>where the eggs are actually eggsWAIT A MINUTE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISM
>>61467617>SCHD unless you're retiringif you are retiring right now id grab 30 year bonds still paying 4.6% instead. why even bother with schd risk at that point.
>>61467626>riskSCHD never decreased it's yearly dividends even during the pandemic
>>61467626Liquidity and flexibility plus a little growth I suppose, depending on how early you retire
I've been raped>>61467590Steve looked in to it
>>61467486rugpull
>>61467352you obviously never get out babe. the economy is booming. parking lots are full and so are stores and restaurants. >>61467481oh, this is where you're going. and babe the only one schizo is you. if we each contributed our post history to a team of psychiatrists, you'd be the one carried away in a strait jacket. i just want to love and help you. here you are being delusional about schd again... you lost money babe. it was a bad investment. you missed a big move and you're going to miss even more. you're legitimately bad at investing and nearly every morning you're rambling about schd.
>>61467656>and babe the only one schizo is you. if we each contributed our post history to a team of psychiatrists, you'd be the one carried away in a strait jacket.I don't know who writes like this but go back to wherever you came from
>>61466936Yea the CCP is omnipotent and extremely benevolent
I know that Jap McD's is a metropolitan location but it still looks sterile as fuck compared to what McD's used to look like in the west
>the economy is booming. parking lots are full and so are stores and restaurants.
>>61467622>muh EU regsEU couldn’t even regulate the chinks from labeling Chinese tomato paste as Italian until journalists invested lmao
>>61467672How were those little fatties supposed to climb that tower all the way to the top?
>>61467481They have the same things in European cities, and in some American cities. We had a similar two story one in Pittsburgh until remote work from the Pandemic drove it out of business for lack of customers.
>>61467683That's just the Italians trying to scam
TMF bros!! Our time is now!
>>61467691I'm convinced they don't open it in more places in america because people wouldn't be able to climb the stairs
silver stocks
oh shit gme had earnings yesterday, let me go check
>>61467656>the economy is booming. parking lots are full and so are stores and restaurants.Anon, please.
Who else feels it coming in the air tonight? buy SOXS
>>61467742We told you to short gamestop
>>61467745He’s right though? Stocks are up almost 20% for the year.
>>61467752too soon. jan 2026 will be peak with a march-april bounce then that will be the the high for the year. SOXS in January, sell mid feb for SOXL then sell mid March for SOXS.
>>61467728bruh
>>61466918Hating on AI is VERY r*ddit coded
>>61467771loving AI is very p*jeet coded
>>61467729The ones in Japan and Korea and Germany have elevators.
>>61467757>>61467742>revenue plummeted Y2Y from $1.79 billion to $1.28 billion and way below the $1.48 billion target >with this it was only able to get a net income of $131.3 million and Adjusted EBITDA of $96.5 million>this puts it's PE ratio at 70 with no forward guidance but it gets worse>holds a cash and cash equivalents of $4.78 billion from diluting the hell out of its shareholders>the interest portion of this makes up a significant portion of its earnings at $48 million which explains the difference between it's net income and Adjusted EBITDAthere was no earnings call and the stock dropped again so we got another classic GME earnings pump and dump aka kek baggies
>>61467407what do you expect? Windows 11 is a fucking mess
NVDU -5% on a -0.5% down dayVERY COOL DIREXIONTHANK YOU
>>61467801keknext berkshire hathaway btwjust two more decades
>>61467809microsoft admitted that they used AI to design it which is why it's got so many problemsthey also fired a ton of their senior and normal devs and replaced them with H1B1 cheap laborlike, a metric assload of people got replaced with pajeets and the management just coped that AI would magically make it work out because "vibe coding is the future"
>>61467816Ur welcome
>>61467780I’d rather be an Indian than a Redditor.
i cant afford a house that doesnt have bars on the windows
>Known insider trader Cleo Fields is buying the Netflix dip
>>61467801they'll do better than schd investors if they just hold. i'll bet you on that. and anyways i'm sorry for being rude. you know i love you. wish you'd take back some of the things you'd said about me and apologize too. i take it you're back from japan, i hope you enjoyed your trip. and i'm looking forward to rekindling our romance. you need break new ground though babe. you're just talking about the same old stuff, running in circles and it's not doing you any good. you've withered this year when you could have taken my hand and grown.
>>61467831>GME will do better than SCHD
>>61467816they're hitting TECL havers even harder with their magic calculationsXLK: -0.6%TECL: -7.64%should of read the prospectus
>>61467801>can't even get below Patriot Day lowsshort bros it's so fucking over, why did we ever listen to the retards in SMG? They're buying fake estrogen meat for the love of fucking god
>>61467149Considering AI is designed and coded by humans and trained on the garbage written by humans how could the outcome be any different than a human bent on unstable personality determined for control and destruction?
>>61467644>SCHD never decreased it's yearly dividendsneither did treasuries. bonds are far superior for payouts at this level. few years no, it will be too low. >>61467645>plus a little growth I supposethats only reason yeah schd can grow a bit still and give real return higher than treasuries but i think treasuries are far superior right now. just keep growth to your tech stocks and use treasuries for the income.
>>61467831>>61467801>gmekek baggies. another earnings call and another story to cope with. 50 years from now gme baggies will still exist and will be talking about how any day now citadel will go bankrupt.
>>61467840that would drive you nuts wouldn't it? i mean more nuts than you already are. but yeah. i expect them to have their day again. they have a lot of cool merchandise you can only get there, and a cult following. i bet if you went you would see something you liked.
>>61467841The fucking government will take my LETFs away because of these morans
>>61467869I checked the stocktwits page for a stock I finally capitulated on last year and it's the same cope. Hedgies, dark pools, muh short interest
are you ready for the HAWKISH CUT mumu shits
do I buy sp500 now
>>61467883>Hedgies, dark pools, muh short interestAlways have to find a sage to prove it wasnt just a bad investment. Always some nebulous force working against them, the sweet hard working kind american.
65k in cash, 25yr horizon. Wait for the next crash or jump on?
>>61467900Wait til after the Santa Rally is finished>>61467912Literal schizo ramblings, jfc
>>61467912it's even funnier because burry started shorting GME after the jan 21 squeeze
thanks market maker bros for allowing me to profit on my 100 lot before you dumped it back down to new session lows. pleasure doin' /biz/ with (You)
>>61467102I have 4 kids, and I have them in spite of this nightmare world. It's going to be us against the universe. And I'll teach them the things that my parents never taught me. I'll never be rich but I can at least be rich in love and family. Also, i'm a man and not a gay faggot, so it was a no brainer.
i have my tqqq slurps ordered dump it nigger powell i dare you
HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF SPY NOW
where my GOOD YEAR niggas at
>>61467102i can't deal with women
>>61467102no i am deeply mentally ill
just got my xmas bonuswhat buy?
>current market
>>61467992greggs
>>61467996Simple as
time to hit the indoor track so i can be home for daddy jerome's big interest rate decision!
>>61467840anyways babe i know things aren't great now. shouldn't have hornyposted at you so much. you gotta forgive me for that. you have before, and i've said worse. and this is about as bad as things were when we first met, although i looked through the archives and we actually first talked in july of last year, maybe even earlier on /biz/. but my point is it took about two weeks and you did warm up to me, and i want to be your new year's kiss for '26, so i'm hoping to do a repeat. i'll make you very happy, think deep down you know that, but you've got all these hang-ups and mental blocks in the way. think about what i told you earlier, about listening to your heart. that mind of yours that's so focused on your career and your mission, it's sabotaging your happiness. let your heart win for once and you'll be glad you did. love you a bunch and i hope things turn up for you in the market.
The Jews are unironically based.
babe
That's it, I'm Hitler posting>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2R2Xeo8HX8
What happened to the KODK guy? Also, what other boomer companies should I get into?
>>61467008That doesnt mean the model understands the weather or even the prediction its making.
>>61468040I don't know about boomer but reits and bdc's are completely ignores by 99% of investors despite companies like PLD and ARCC and MAIN existing
>>61467256I work with agentic AI. The problem is, everyone who claims it's the future doesn't know dick about it and claim it's made of miracles. Yourself included. I hope you can afford an education someday and move out of your trailer park.>>61467271That is the eventual application with agentic AI. Again, all tech progress shows that profit maximizes once it's cheaper and in the hands of consumers. That's part of why we're seeing these major AI platforms degrade in quality so badly. Their entire rush is to capitalize on this bubble when their rush should be to make smaller applications for regular people to run on consumer hardware. The rush for datacenters can't last, but it's good to profit while we can off of it.
>>61468040I hear good things about greggs
>MSFT dumps on India investment newsmade me laugh and it should dump for that
Why tf is the Powell still planning to cut rates? Inflation is fucking terrible, we should be having a 1% inflation rate per year at best until we offset the terrible inflation rate we had for the last 5 years. Fucking retarded monkey.
>>61467230The whole fucking market is 5 tickers you dingus
>>61468055DIVERSIFY holy shit
>>61468051have to cut rates for more liquidity to make more paper trades to keep the price of silver under control
There is now one Nanachi in this thread. Though these markets may be a porta-potty-folio of poop crap and doo doo, may lucky gains come to your portlyfolio
>>61468036that doesn't actually hurt me. i'm proud to be what i am. and look where i am babe. it hurts me that you feel that way, think that way. but something stuck with me that you said yesterday, about having pride in your race. that's not what you have babe. you have a ton of insecurity. that's why you're always saying nasty things about other races, because you're so insecure and lack pride. like when i tell you that jews are superior to white people, i bet it gets you totally steamed. it's the truth though, we're smarter, live longer, are gentler and kinder... i'm the one dating down, not you. you should be honored i chose you, you're pretty smart for a white person. you're savage and cruel and crazy though, our kids will be less so, they'll get some of my genes.
>>61468060P/E is for boomers, no one cares about that shit anymore
Sell msft before it's too late. It's going to fall below 400.
while you fags are arguing about AI my space stocks just keep going to the moon
>tfw trading sesh @ NY has barely begun and it's already getting dark over here
>>61468076D-diamond hands...
>>61467418>>61467430>>61467431It's a standard manipulation. It happens a lot. The goal is to bring it to around 600, but with as few large retail positions as possible. They do this all the time. Has about another month left before they take the boot off.
>>61468067when you realize she's trying to convince herself, not us, her posts make a lot more sense.
>>61468040greggs
>>61467216I've been living this shit the last five years like a retard.Doubled my money over ~7 years 2012 - 2019 just keeping it in an S&P ETF and adding monthly allotments.See Covid happening, say to myself 'I'm a coward' and pull out just before shit hits the fan, feel like a genius because it tanks hard.Proceed to continue sitting on that cash for the last half a decade during the greatest bull run in history, consecutive +30% years, because 'surely this shit is clown word and it's going to collapse any day now'. I'd have once again doubled my money if I had done nothing.Never take it out, don't be me.I swear, I'll put it back in any day nowOnce the bubble collapses, surely, any day now. Because I know, as soon as I say 'fine, fuck it, we're back in', I'll lose it all and suddenly suffer some huge medical emergency.
OUT OF MY WAY NIGGERS OOOOOOOOO
>>614680364/5 of the speech:Quite literally the same argument jews bring up in regards to palestinians towards Egypt etc>Why don't you take them?Because then that which you want is done. Next question.>6:00>if .... plunge into a world war>.. the result will not be the bolshevization of the earth...>but the annihilation of the Jewish race in EuropeUhm, right there he himself hinted at the Holocaust.
>>61468060What are you trying to imply? That because intels pe is better, its a better investment right now? Or that when everything pops, it will be insulated? I can tell you with certainty (based on both being tested literally within the last 5 years) that neither of those things are true
>>61467008>And a really simple autoregressive model can just predict the weather by looking at the current state of it. This is just simple math applied to a large scale system. No magic behind it.>>61466977>What does it mean to understand something? What is the language model actually doing? How is any of it different than understanding?>The current AI models are really capable understanding machines. This was answered decades ago with the Chinese Room experiment. The LLM is the man in the room, the man doesn't understand Chinese. People give him Chinese text to translate, and he's putting paper into boxes based on what a large book of Chinese translations is telling him to do. Everyone who looks at his work is getting fooled into thinking he speaks Chinese. Yourself included.This is the problem with everyone being so ultra-bullish with LLM AI and Agentic AI. The people who are the most bullish about it understand it the least, but their financial push is what is driving this entire economy for more Agentic AI without understanding what the limits are or how it works. Transformer LLMs achieving AGI was already proven to be impossible before Covid. https://philarchive.org/rec/SCHAII-17Without AGI, your Agentic AI is simply the man in the room putting paper into boxes. He cannot fundamentally understand what the paper means or how to learn from the paper and boxes he's sorting. This means there comes a point where it doesn't matter how much training data you give this man or how big you make his book of translations, he's going to hit a limit to the quality of his work. We're seeing that now with noticeable quality drops from the major Agentic AI players which users have been reporting for months.https://github.com/google-gemini/gemini-cli/issues/8625tldr; Your AI isn't thinking or reasoning, we're hitting the upper limit of its output, the only question is how much longer people can be bullish on it when the major players can't solve the problem.
>>61468051Lmao. It doesnt matter if inflation is 10% for 5 years, if it returns to 2-3% they claim victory. Prices will ALWAYS increase. This is literally policy
>>61468106>>61468051That's actually policy. Read it. If above 2%, that's fine. If below 2% it has needs to go above 2% to balance. Just inflate it all away.
>>61467216SPY $710 EOY confirmed
>>61468103All this to say: Things are going to pump in the short term because they can keep the illusion that the models are getting better by building more datacenters, but they can't keep this up in the long term. You should be prepared for the bull market while it lasts and always be sure to have one foot out the door. NEVER become invested in the AI market as it is right now.
>>614680513% is close enough to 2%.
>>61467216>When the bubble pops>in 2026Well why not wait at least until the end of this year?
>>61467216>>61468126idk man i just come here to buyded one (1) share of schd every day also stocks with funny names like fanny lol
>>61468051>Powell still planning to cut rateshe lost the duel
>>61468136You're probably going to make more than 90% of the people in these threads just betting on funny names to go up.
please good year push past $9 today just give me one fucking miracle i lost like 10 grand at the casinoi need a win niggerpump them tires up
>>61468140i am down bigly on fanny so i hope yu are right anon thank you :)
>>61468136go full port into braphttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BRAPX/
SCHD, more like SHIT amirite, guys?
>>61468126How do i keep riding the bullrun without becoming invested in AI (the entire bullrun)
>>61467216we're at least in 1995 levels of the dot com crashthere's a ton more upside so long as companies continue to smash earnings. now you have 3-4 rate cuts coming in the next 12 months?? fucking lolbut i don't mind buying cheaper bags
>>61468093Unless you are looking to retire it doesn't matter if it collapses tomorrow, because it will eventually reach that point again.
>>61467149An AI without guardrails is just a nazi computer. Which presents an interesting predicament to the powers that be.Do they want a lobotimized AI that's useless and always wrong, or do they want Hitler in silicon form?
>>61468158>now you have 3-4 rate cuts coming in the next 12yeah i feel its a bull run for next 1-2 years.
>>61468051I see it as sacrificing the dollar to keep the bull market going. It's a pessimistic outlook but it's clear their main goal right now isn't to save the dollar from inflation. If you've been keeping up with notes on the first half of the December FOMC meeting yesterday, https://www.usatoday.com/live-story/money/2025/12/10/federal-reserve-december-meeting-live-updates/87675046007/they are VERY Divided on it. There's the faction that sounds like this thread and the faction that thinks the only way to go is down. >>61468153Don't invest in singular tech and AI companies like NVDA, TSLA, META, or GOOG, diversify and find the larger picture of tech companies that are on the upward, and never, ever try to call the short-term. If anyone could call it, they would becomes billionaires overnight. Right now, the only way to predict the overall market can go is up. I'm still all-in on >>61467107 they could go as high as 75 today. Realistically 25 is a safe number and 50 is casino at vegas odds. If it's 50, have some positions for the SPY pump.
>>61468158>3-4 cuts in the next 12 monthsSource?
>>61468175All the more reason I preach for everyone to roll their own using models from huggingface. You can train it on literal Nazi speeches and have it seig heil at the end of every response. It won't care, and on your own hardware, the only one who has to know is you.
>$GOOGL Set To Be Hit With EU Fine Over Google Play Breaches Of EU Rules - RTRS Sources - Google Play Tweaks To Make It Easier For App Developers To Direct Customers To Other Channels, Choose Fee Model, Fall Short - EU Fine Likely To Come In First Quarter Of 2026 - Google Can Make More Changes To Stave Off Fineoh nononono
Every time I've thought about buying UBER today, the price has gone down. Sorry, baggies.
>>61468198source deez nuts
>>61468198dot plot probably but it could change today. We shall see what they feel now.
WHY do people think Jpowerome Pjowell is going to cut rates today?
>>61468217They will be fine mid term, long term.
>>61468245becaue Apu has being asking nicely for a while now and he's starting to get visibly upset
>>61468245he lost the duel he used skill drain like a nigger but he still lost
>>61468245Jerome wouldn't keep on bullying poor little Apu, would he?
>>61468245Because nothing ever happens
>>61468253>>61468252but hasn't he told APu to STFU and go back to his room and given him spankies?
>>61468245meme magic
>>61468172Yeah, I see that now.I've decided I'm just going to start buying 2 shares of VOO every month starting today. I should have started doing this 2023 when it was clear we recovered from 2022 honestly.
>COST
>>61468272why only 2?
some of you are ok dont go to jacksons bussyhole at 2pm
>>61468245Because that's what happens in recessions, d'uh
>>61468278wait till you hear if he cuts before you do it apu
>>61468245because the market has already been priced in and if it doesn't happen then number goes down. we can't let that happen
Grim
>>61468245The current board at the fed is aware that if their decision tanks the economy, they are microscopic players in the grand power play that is the current economic bull run. At one time the role was reversed and they held all the cards, that hasn't been true in decades at this point.
Odds of MSFT hitting $517 again before I rope myself
>>61468274the cheap hot dogs are killing them, they must raise the price!
>>61468283wallahi if he doesnt cut with a fucking SMILE on his face i will give him a taste of my bankai
>>61468305100%. YAGMI
>>61468305>MSFT
anyone buying netflix at this level?
>>61468319Risky, picture what could happen if Paramount cockblocks them
SOMEONE BAKE NEW THREAD!!
>>61468328Insiders are saying that Netflix will win, Cleo Fields just bought Netflix stock.
>>61468329YOU bake.
is the russian bot still here? leeme checkukraine won
>>61468329
>>61468358Cute. I still need to see this show
>>61468353AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKACYKACYKACYAKCYKA
>>61468346Netflix started dumping when they announced the WBD deal, before the Paramount counter offer was announced. It would be an extremely expensive aquisition that might not pay off for years to come. I think at this point investors don't even know what they want in regards to Netflix, both them winning and losing this aquisition seems ultimately bearish.
>>61466839It’s splinter. After the Turtles all got locked up for vigilantism.
>>61468366It's cute, cute girls in cute overalls, I rate it cute/cute high quality cutefolio investment material
>>61468397The orange-haired one is really, really cute. I'll raise my watch target on this show to strong
we just had a rate cut, why would another happen
>>61468353KIEV IS MOSKVAU CLAY YOU NAZI PIG FUCK
>>61468436
>>61468436The only sector of the economy that's growing is churning out a product that is currently destroying jobs in the other sectors of the economy.
>>61468436rates are still too high and apparently things aren't doing too great in all the poor/ugly areas of the country.
>>61468436When have we EVER followed a rate cut with another rate cut?
>>61466915Yeah it got worset. Use it to do my boring code work & sometimes hard work I don't understand which another AI was able to>>61467199Finally this has been 1 of very few IPOs I've wanted to buy into
>>61468436a zesty market demands a MOIST and LIQUID fed
>>61468436But what about second rate cut?
>>61468453Mister President
>>61467590Kek
NEW>>61468469>>61468469>>61468469NEW
>>61468272It's statistically to invest a lump sum as soon as possible.
>>61468481But you only have one life and statistics don't take into account just how massively different your returns could be if you actually did end up getting lucky with some market timing.
Sometimes I wonder what a Roman stock market would like look like. "Perscippio, sell the empire is collapsing!" "Stuff it Bearvs, line only goes uppus" *buys XVIIIIXIXIVI shares of Ascuppius Fried Meats* *portfolio liquidated by barbarians*
>>61468554>*portfolio liquidated by barbarians*Rotschildus would play with that fake news.
>>61467588>bonanza discoveryThey found ore that was previously mined and just left there for no reason when they abandoned the played out mine?
>>61467823>replaced with pajeetswhose culture it is not give a shit if something works or not. No wonder the product is shit and will be shit for a long time. I wish they would just stick to coding safety systems on Boeing airplanes.
>>61468175>An AI without guardrails is just a nazi computerIts interesting that AIs all become nazi like based on the training material. I did not notzi that coming. There must be some common thoughts in the training material.....
>>61468103>This is just simple math applied to a large scale system. No magic behind it.You missed the point entirely. I am aware. It's just a ridiculous simplification of what's going on."Just predicting things" is incredibly bad way of simplifying something.You're just typing one letter after another. You, in turn, are fooled by this level of argumentation.
>>61468045True. It's silly to think a mathematical model "understands" anything. But you neglected to say something that contradicts that idea. It's already far removed from AI models to the point of being absurd. And even in this absurd way of putting things, the best way you can contradict it is through a category error of sorts. Well, let's remove that category error. If a machine is running that model, does a machine + software running the model in it have some understanding of weather?
>>61470173There's some obvious follow-ups to help you realize what I'm thinking.>Do you really have some understanding of the color red?>Did Newton understand gravity?>Does a person reading a book have some understanding of what they are reading?Considering the larger argument, if it's about the amount of sensory input, or other context of understanding the person has, you're running against a really big problem. Suddenly, arguments like this >>61468103 are extremely unconvincing in turn. There's a double standard. If complexity enters the picture, Machine Jesus cultists just won big time. I don't accept that without proper evidence.If it's about consciousness, that's fair. We can name it artificial understanding as a compromise. Understanding in all but consciousness is a form of understanding, which is exactly what I'm saying, really.
>>61470419>There's a double standard.I realized I explained that a little poorly. I'll add another way to explain it through example.>does a blind person have SOME understanding of the color red?Clearly, not a similar understanding of the color as people with sight. But to say they have NO understanding of it just makes understanding mean that someone understands something like you do.There might be something extremely special about your perception specifically, but that's just not convincing.
