Amogus edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread >>61504491
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Imagine the green dildos when news of Oracle securing funding comes out
cpi?
Kill GRRR shills. Behead GAMB shills. Roundhouse kick a GRRR shill into the concrete. Slam dunk a GAMB shill baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy GRRR shills. Defecate in a GAMB shills food. Launch GRRR shills into the sun. Stir fry GAMB shills in a wok. Toss GRRR shills into active volcanoes. Urinate into a GAMB shills gas tank. Judo throw GRRR shills into a wood chipper. Twist GAMB shills heads off. Report GRRR shills to the IRS. Karate chop GAMB shills in half. Curb stomp pregnant GRRR shills. Trap GAMB shills in quicksand. Crush GRRR shills in the trash compactor. Liquefy GAMB shills in a vat of acid. Eat GRRR shills. Dissect GAMB shills. Exterminate GRRR shills in the gas chamber. Stomp GRRR shills skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate GAMB shills in the oven. Lobotomize GRRR shills. Mandatory abortions for GAMB shills. Grind GRRR shills fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown GAMB shills in fried chicken grease. Vaporize GRRR shills with a ray gun. Kick old GAMB shills down the stairs. Feed GRRR shills to devouring swarm. Slice GAMB shills with a katana.
>>61508326This is one of those guys that actually bought GAMB on recommendation.
>>61508342Akshually I had to add GAMB to the mix because the constant GRRR use awakened the spam filter.
Did you NIGGERS all of sudden forgot about Gooks Zippereyes hiking rates on his jap currency at 3-5 GMT 19th dec?
not sure why im posting this but elons net worth is 670 billion now? wtf how does tesla keep rising its absurd even for a meme stock
good morning bulls
>>61508383Because he's based, now delete this you know he reads smg
>>61508383probably related to the space-x ipo rumored for next year
>>61508383that's just how bull markets work. the fastest growers just pump relentlessly until something happens that kills the bull, then a laggard sector that just went nothing but down pumps out of nowhere. consider the tech bullrun of the 10's coupled with the oil bear market that reversed sharply in '22. same thing happened in the 90's tech boom that this guy >>61508261 replied to me with. p/e doesn't matter, growth does. i'm not saying you should own tesla, but it will probably pump until the bull market is over, then in the next bear market it will have a major decline. or maybe one day just go flat for years on end while they choose another lever to pump the market with. i blame etf's for this voodoo but it could be anything. but it's a characteristic of markets now and has been for some time. if it scares you, buy the index, but it's not gonna stop because it makes you uncomfortable and it's confusing, that's working as intended.
>>61508389what an amazing place that would be without blacks and browns.
>>61508405ill look into this thanks
KEK, Vivek is making Americans mad and seethe around christmas time again. Now only Musk needs to join. Maybe also Ian Miles Chong and it's going to becoma tradition
>>61508416What did the jeet do this time?
>>61508416we cared when he might be the vp, no one cares now.
>>61508408yep
>green futures>tanks anyways
>>61508383Most of that is fresh government contracts, basically everything the trump government buys comes from Musk or a Musk subsidiary at this point, unless it comes from one of Donnies relatives
>>61508427what is tanking? Everything is up in the EU markets right now.
>>61508419Basically anybody can be american.
This thread is slow as fuck, new captcha really filtered out so mucho people
>>61508438Partially
>>61508431yesterday futures and premarket was green too.
>>61508435He´s right thougever, and that´s why I dislike the American ideology. In Europe I don´t think migrants can ever truly integrate, everyone knows deep down that they are an "other". In America they get completely assimilated by the 2nd generation, often even the 1st.
>>61508446But Micron earnings were good, now the usual suspects can't drag the market down like they did yesterday because apparently everyone needs GPUs and datacenters again.
What are the best stocks forNatural gas WeedMinersDefenseAnd AIThanks
>>61508383If TSLA ever price corrected it would wreck markets. Now the government has a serious interest in keeping this from happening. Elon Musk knows this, so he can approach the government directly and make demands, holding the entire market hostage if they don't give him what he wants
Should have went all in with $700k on MU during the dip yesterday. Would be up 25% right now.
>>61508476
>>61508435>You can go live in France, but you can't become a FrenchmanUmm this is wrong and outdated chud, Abdul and Hakeem are French as soon as they arrive on French soil and and entitled to all the rights and privileges
>>61508449> In Europe I don´t think migrants can ever truly integrate, everyone knows deep down that they are an "other"your women are integrating them just fine
>>61508498Cope Pablo
>>61508498>Jamaican-Polish Fancy way to say nigger
Bros I've been using Gemini 3 pro on a free trial and love it so much that I'm seriously considering subscribing. But I really, really don't want to hand money over to an American company. I've cut almost every American product or service, but this one is really tempting me.
I hope you guys bought SOXS puts. Here is a another put play: buy puts on my fucking life. >saw her on our dating appI'm the one that ended it because I'm deeply retarded and mentally ill. The only woman that really seemed to care and my nigger brain fucked it up because I simply cannot allow myself to be happy. I had the perfect woman, 4 years older than me, a little dorky, shy, wanted to get married asap before she hits 35, texted me mornings and good nights etc etcBut now that she hates me and blocked me on everything I want her so fucking bad. Its been a whole year and I still do. It has to be her I'm not fucking kidding. Fuck. Maybe I will swipe left, if she sees my stupid retard face and doesnt block me might still have a chance if she keeps seeing that I passing her. Maybe she'll get curious and I might have an in. I can't believe those texts used to annoy me. I would ghost her for days like a fucking nigger and now I'm desperate for a reply. I genuinely need to kill my retarded schizoid self.
>>61508513It's okay they're not an American company no corporation is loyal to any one nation by their very nature, capitalism does not care for your people, culture, history only money
>>61508490I'm not taking my meds for these blurry faced slopfus, they don't even have tails 0/10
>>61508449>thougheverSo is this the calling card of ukranian or one of the other european flavor of glowies that spam this site after orange man killed usaid?
>>61508518>they're not an American companyRemind me, which intelligence agency do they share everyone's data with?
>>61508515swipe right. proverbs 27:5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovoBi3pXD_A
>>61508515After typing that out I realized that I will never be successful or happy. It's impossible. I hate to say it but I have genuine schizoid disorder. It's impossible to buy and sell and have conviction with a brain like mine. I might close out these remaining dogshit positions and just set up a voo autobuy every week or something. I'm not built for this. I should be thankful that I work a job with a decent salary. When the adderall stops working if I'm lucky I can live off dividends if not I will just rot to death. I can't even kms. How can I expect anyone to put up with me if I can't put up with my own self.
>>61508530Google shares data with China and Russia they have no loyalty it is inherently anti-capitalist to be nationalist
>>61508538I had a mental breakdown after my like 5th first date in a row a few months ago and texted her a hey how are you on the last remaining thing she didn't block me onShe gave me the >I'm not interested. It's over. She's older than me so she now has it in her head that I'm forever immature and all that. Sadly she's right but I still want her. I will take any combination of drugs to be whatever she wants me to be. I'd probably still fuck it up somehow kekI'm telling you puts on my life would make you a millionaire
>>61508565in investing and in love you're gonna get hurt. it's just inevitable. you need to be resilient, you need to learn from mistakes, you need to adapt to changes. it's always best to listen to your heart and not try to overthink though. hearts and markets are volatile. yesterday i got hurt. might get hurt again today, but i'm showing up and putting it all on the line because i know i can't get the rewards i want if i don't.
>>61508408Except that its still in south florida.
What time is CPI supposed to be released?
>>61508575What a fucking scam
>>61508624https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/economic-calendar32 min from now
>>61508565Getting hung up on the opinions of thots is what immature people do. Adjusted adults reject each other all of the time, feel shitty about it over a drink, and then move on.
they HAVE to cook the CPI numbers
>>61508624An hour before Wall Street opens
>>61508435He's right but also wrong in that almost none of the people who are trying to live in America are embracing Americanism anymore. Most naturalized Americans aren't embracing Americanism anymore. The American dream is dead and it's because no one wanted to uphold it. 99% of people are only here for the money, including native-born Americans, Immigrants, Green-card holders, and politicians. The only question is how long the charade can keep up when almost no one is playing along anymore.
>>61508565it could always be worse
>>61508657I'm not so sure. Trump was coping really hard about inflation during his televised address.>>61508632>>61508661Thanks
>>61508666the whole time the interviewer is trying not to burst out laughing, that's hilarious.
>>61508666checked
3.2
>>61508657there won't be a MoM number, which is good, because MAGA has in the past months at least two times coped by acting as if inflation is fine because the MoM was lower or on point despite the yoy being +2,8-3,0%.
>>61508683*I asked Grok (on X) to take the M monkey from picrel and make it MAGA.
>>61508684My dads in the same adrenochrome club as jpow and he said inflations gonna come in at 1.5
>>61508666This guy acts like he's Dostoevsky (lookswise). I understand not looking somebody nonstop in the eyes, but talking as if you are philosophizing is also weird and weirder with the earbuds.This is without sound but I saw it with sound and he has a weird accent. Like easterneuro. Is he russian?
>>61508701It's weird and also frustrating to watch because I see this so often, now. It's nothing short of "Influencer Brained", where they treat real life as if they're making a long-form youtube documentary. He even dresses, shaves, and looks like the kind of guy who would make one over some niche hobby like 40K or pokemon cards. Then he wonders why he can't find a cute, tall Japanese boyfriend-free girl.
DID YOU BUY SOXS PUTS LIKE I TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES LAST THREAD???LIKE I SAID, DIREXION IS THE BLACKEST NIGGEREST FUND IN FINANCE
>>61508518Any US AI company is beholden to US government interests, lest they have their subsidies cut or be regulated out of existence due to 'national security concerns'
>>61508637>said the trojans to clan atreus
Hey, first time posting here. I opened a foreign bank account and it turns out that bank's stocks are on a huge march upward. Thing is, they're only listed on the London Stock Exchange. How do I invest in this thing? Fidelity has an international stock trading account that might do it. Is that all? Am I overthinking this?
>>61508637Hey she's not a thot she's completely correct in her opinion of me sadly
SQQQ when amerilards wake up is a safe play right?
>>61508720They're beholden to governments that can threaten their profits which is why they also comply with China their sole motive is to maxmise profits
here it comes
Slow ass nothing ass morning. Scalp on ATHA. Was hoping it would light up over 7 but it stalled. base hit better than nothing though
>>61508468>MinersBocana resources will make me a millionaire
2.7 yoy
>2,6 and 2,7 instead of 3,0 and 3,1%
BALONEY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Zamn
>>61508595I'm up $400kI was dead broke 2 years ago and in debt.I'm so happy, I kept going after I got fucked in the past
CPI dropping death to all bobos
>>61508701i'm guessing that he's half trolling. that's tinnyfoiler, an old /smg/ poster
>>61508743>>61508744>press X to doubt
>>61508720They could NEVER regulate an AI company at this point,
>>61508744kek for such a beat this pump is weak
I knew they'd cook the numbers
>>61508754*they could NEVER regulate an AI company at this point because a run on one could have a domino effect. What they would do is use their tiny-hatted interests to simply replace anyone who was acting up. I'm shocked Altman hasn't been given the boot, yet. But he's still bullish and the attitude matters more than the competency.
>>61508753>doubtBetter start believing in the santa rally or youre getting a margin call for christmas
>>61508753I just want my new DFLI position to do a little somethin so I can roll it in to PPLT leaps
>>61508753https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htmPump must flow...
>>61508744based. man the printers. we are pumping this shit.
>>61508733Amerilard hereI'm awake and ready for the 9:30-11:30 dumpjust as soon as I have my second breakfast
>>61508759>>61508766>>61508776No, I don't doubt those are the published numbers. I doubt that they're not manipulated.
>>61508786So what if they are? Are you going to check them yourself? Get back to me when you run the numbers and have the new TPS cover sheet when you hand them in.
>>61508784Blessed. I wish I could afford breakfast at all in Europe. :(
futes didnt even budge. dump confirmed
>>61508786Excuse me this is the most TRANSPARENT administration, some say in history. The dishonesty and inflation from the DEMONRATS has been beaten. No inflation. We should have a 500% decrease in rates. It's be tremendous.
>>61508786Oh my mistake.I think expecting CPI to not be manipulated is a fool's errand. It's been manipulated as far back as either of us have drawn breath.
>>61508755https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5GP4iEM6dw&t=191swe'll be here all week
>>61508786>t. naughty list entrant
>cigarettes +8,2% WHO even still smokes
>>61508804i've been loving my negative 500% prescriptions. Got my losartan filled and they gave me $200. Truly we are winning every day and every hour with dear Leader Donald at the helm. Prosperity and joy can only increase!
WAGMI
>>61508800double checked.
>>61508817How does one decide to start living? A friend of mine was curious.
>>61508813Me : )> : (
>>61508734>>61508754If trump doesn't like what AI is doing then he'd just make the fed raise interest rates, the only reason they're as low as they are is because of the tech sector to begin with, again because being advantaged in tech is a 'national security concern'. He could also hypothetically put an end to the circlejerk of group leverage/financing that some are complaining about, or even allow the cost of oil to rise (currently being squashed as hard as possible)
What are the best stocks forNatural gasWeedMinersDefenseAnd AIThanksReposting for more answers. Just answer the ones you can pleaseThanks to the bocana poster that already answered
>>61508829We all know he's tanking the dollar to save the tech sector on purpose. We also see him jumping up and down and screaming when he only gets a 25 basis point cut instead of the 75 he wanted.He's not going to push the dominoes over because it's an election year and those AI companies could force their AI Chatbots to turn public opinion against him in an instant.
>>61508822Go back and buy BTC in 2014 and hold until 2025
Topkek, even chyna wouldn't dare to try to cook that much
>>61508813hi
>>61508744
>>61508842So to summarize, the tech sector is subservient to trump while he gives them the financing they're looking for? This is exactly the point I made. If the AI companies told him to fuck himself it's not gonna matter if it's an election year
>>61508716Why not SOXL calls
>>61508875>So to summarize, the tech sector is subservient to trump while he gives them the financing they're looking for? I'm saying it's the other way around, Trump is expendable to the AI companies.
Japanese whores will ruin the market tomorrow
>>61508881>he's tanking the dollar to save the tech industryThis is a prerequisite for AI development to continue, if they tell one president to fuck himself why would any succeeding president suddenly bend over? Believe it it not most of the US actually doesn't like the idea of AI doing literally anything productive
Is Intel still a good pick
my DFLI doing a lil somethin
>>61508899>Believe it it not most of the US actually doesn't like the idea of AI doing literally anything productivecorrect. It's there to artificially keep wages down.
>>61508902they have 55% market share in data center chips.
>>61508899>why would any succeeding president suddenly bend over?They control the largest information machine on the planet right now. The person who bends will get the crown come November.
>>61508902My port is just a clone of aschenbrenner's hedge fund picks so it's my largest position. I don't do any research though so I can't answer your question.
>>61508926How loaded on Intel are you you don't mindWhat else is good
BALONEY NUMBERS
>>61508939>What else is goodGood pick right now are security information companies like Palantir, they'll weather the storm because there's no way any government pulls back from AI surveillance.
>>61508939i have 2700 shares it's my largest position. googl is my 2nd. i have significant wkey btbt and snap positions.
>>61508943just relax and embrace that big green candle
SPY may hit 660 again today, btw.
>>61508938>I don't do any research though so I can't answer your question.This is basically my style of investingI just pick what you all say toNew captha isn't that bad wonder why so many complain
How can I tell if my portfolio is actually growing value? What if the line is just going up because my recurring investment is more than the value lost?
>>61508957>New captha isn't that bad wonder why so many complainPeople don't realize that you don't need to take your hands off the keyboard to solve it if you just tab down to the scrollbar
Dude weed
>>61508924Keeping wages down is a policy objective of both parties, so mission accomplished>>61508937Like, I agree, but they have no driver to change the status quo to begin with, the path of least resistance is to comply with whatever trump says
>>61508961check your P/L
>>61508938how do you look up hedge funds picks?
>>61508961Have you tried keeping an eye on your investments and their MoM performance instead of week to week? it's a cool life hack
Is bobos tight bussy ready for the Santa Rally?
Just remembered this nikka:>>61502661Blud really said this and a couple hours later one of the worst days of the whole year just dropped on his ahh.
kek the market barely reacts, just a pity tiny ass pump, when such surprise numbers would warrant at least an 1.5% pump.The market literally doesn't believe these numbers. You have no idea yet how grim it is for the coming ones.
>>61508664> people only here for moneyFaggot that is the american dream. Were you born retarded or some shit ?
>>6150896130 day moving average blood, especially in clown market shit jumps around too much for daily readings to mean much
ZESTY RALLY starts today ZESTFEST tomorrow
we fake pumping today
>a boomer just told me to get into cryptohe's invested in BTC, etherium and XRPdoes this confirm crypto crash for 2026?
>>61508983Yesterday was one of the worst days of the whole year? How? Everything but a handful of overvalued AI stocks is already back to or very close to ATH again. If yesterday really was one of the worst days in the market it's become seriously impossible for europoors like myself to buy a proper dip. The market always stays flat during EU hours, then if it dumps, it dumps when the EU markets are closed and then by the next day when we can finally buy, everything already recovered unless you buy right at market open.
>>61509017just because the next day is good doesnt make the previous day less bad bludhow would you feel if you hadnt eaten breakfast this morning?
i dont trust this pump. i feel like we have a ways down until the middle of next week.
>>61509022But I did eat breakfast this morning?
SOXS buyer from yesterday reporting in. Everytime this happens I tell myself I will never trade leveraged ETFs again. Maybe this time I'll actually be able to keep this promise. If I don't rope first
>>61509008oh hey there bobo!
Santa Claus Rally started early this year bobo
>>61509043>buying something with an RSI of 80+bro, why?
>>61509017Futas were like -2% at one point.
>>61509047Hanukkah is still in effect goy.
>>61509022>just because the next day is good doesnt make the previous day less bad bludYes, it kind of does. If I'm looking to buy the dip, why would I give a shit if yesterday was a bad day if I missed out on buying yesterday and today it's already recovered?
How we feeling, bulls?
>>61509009bro 2026 is the year of the cash settled event contract
>>61508972In aschenbrenner's case he just posts them to xitter I think, or in any case it's easy enough to find the quarterly disclosures there. The fund is called situational awareness.
>>61509062deeply apprehensive. I'm with this anon >>61509035 feels fake and gay
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61509062Mixed, but im all in metals. so I dont know.
>>61509058i've got some high level investment advice for you bludif you're looking to buy the dip BUY THE DIPdont wait for the super dip, especially when its not a news based dip
>>61509072Based
> it keeps pumpingwhat the fuck?
>>61509072LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61508786Trust the (economic) science!
>>61509072
>>61509072I should have taken those VIX puts.
SPY closing the day down 1% would be fucking funny so I hope it happens
>>61509082nevermind there we go
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61509105shit this may actually happen kek its dropping like a stone
>>61508484>MUGODS
muh metals..... ;_;
Oh look, I was completely correct about the rotation from tech back into tech bullshit. Its so predictable.
Should I buy the silber dip?
did you buy the dip anon?
>>61509138Get it while its over sold.
Should I take weed profits now or will this continue pumping?
If that CPI and christmas can't help this market, what can?
>>61508786who cares if they are? they’ve always been that way. you trusted government data before?
This is a sucker's rally boss.
its not a pretty win but ill take itno i will not be sticking around to see ranjesh botch the satellite launch thanks for the christmas cheer pajeet! going to spend my gains on the lego gameboy set
>>61509160the end of the Talmudic ritual known as Hanukkah. Buy SPY calls before close on Dec 22nd. The light of Christ will not be able to properly shine until open on the 23rd.
>>61509169Nice, profit is profit
>>61509160War
>>61509169mmmmm yummy theta
im planting my feet and not selling fuck you bobo
>>61509175Huh? What is it good for?
>spend lots of time handpicking gold mining stocks>decide to buy AEM, AGI and KGC>outperformed by GDX
>>61509169How do you only make $1k on 16 contracts?
>>61509187defense stocks ofc
>>61509185im starting to come around to this guys way of thinking.
>>61508442people are literally retarted what do you think?
>>61509169>>61509200Are you using the controlling stake with the call to sell puts? Im not really sure what I am reading here.
>>61509160Some people say October bearishness was delayed to November this year, so perhaps the Santa rally may be a month late as well.There's still so much bearishness and doubt about the AI play, and I get it. It's not enough for the "pick and shovel" companies like NVDA or MU to do well. Someone has to find gold soon, or people will stop digging.
Man I love AI. I hope every gamer on earth gets priced out of PCs and has to stick with DDR3 shitboxes for the rest of eternity
Bank of Japan will announce their rate decision in 12 hours and you might get an indication if they continue to raise rates
>>61509200the market jannies on the leaps are unbelievable. i tried to exit yesterday morning when i only had 2 contracts but i couldnt get filled and they manipulated the vega to avoid filling me on the sell side while allowing retial buys to go through at higher prices than what my limit sell order was for. unfucking believable they didnt want to fill me this morning either but they finally did. yesterday the first trade on that strike/exp happened at 9:38am after the dump had started to occur at $42.50, then like 10 mins later they wouldnt let me exit at $42.42 AT THE SAME FUCKING PRICE ON THE UNDERLYING as it was 10 mins prior. so then i spend the rest of the day averaging down on dips only to make a measly $0.80. Then then literally 60 seconds after I sell my 10 lot for $40.53 the next trade is a 10 lot at $41.50. so the market maker i sold my contracts to scalped a quick $1000 in 60 seconds. fucking bullshit honestly, i should have had the $41.53 price but i get it you gotta leave some juice for the guys filling your orders.but its those shenanigans that are going to make me avoid this stock in the future. the NVDA market jannies are dare i say... fair, compared to these assholes.
>>61509244Meanwhile games will keep getting more demanding so that you need to pay 50k to play a 100 dollar game.Only elites will indulge in gaming.
Ummm why are the numbers going down?
What stock am I throwing all of my money into
>>61509266Micron
>>61508476Couldnt you also say this about NVDA also I dont really see your point a variety of companies could "crash" the market. >>61508565bro go outside and get some fresh air, sulking in your own piss isnt helping.
>>61509266Bocana resources
He boughtDump it
>>61509266TCNNF
>>61509237so basically i bought 10 itm leap calls which is like me buying 800 shares of stock since its the 80 delta strike. so im "long 800 shares" and then selling cash secured puts to buy more stock should it continue to slide. but then i closed everything out yesterday and today and relieved the risk so i am no longer on the hook to own indian satellite launches
I had a weird dream that me and JD Vance became best friends because his dog liked me but then Vance was watching me take a shower and then I woke up with my pajamas around my ankles
>>61509266Some gold/silver etf, unironically>>61509250If they hike, are we fucked?
>>61508468I just have NFE for natgas and CRON for weed as good buys now. The rest are overbought.
>>61509256I feel you. I would love to do leaps but the open interest in almost non existent so I generally stick to next quarter and just pray that I dont get murdered by Theta. My holding time for a batch of contracts is usually about a month so the decay rarely has time to take effect before I sell off while aiming for 30-50% on the contact price. I found recently that RH (i know, dont get me started) has a way to see the open interest on the chain when selecting a strike, so Ive been just looking for the closest ATM with largest open contracts. Its not great, but its working for me so far.
>>61509289The market predicts them to raise rates by 25 bps already many suspect that was behind the November dump but an indication of further rises would cause more selling
>>61509285>astrall+anally raped by JD VanceSurprisingly many such cases
>>61509187Comfy oil
>>61509299He didn't even leave a tip I thought this was America
Is gold dumping if the stocks crash?
>>61509315its not supposed to but it will
I’m getting raped by the SOXL puts I sold
>>61509315Let me check my magic 8-ball.>Definitely
>>61509315you'll hear experts on both sides saying "yes" and "no". ultimately it is up to you to ask AI yourself and come to your own conclusions on the matter
>>61509315Gold has been acting like a speculative asset for months now so it has the potential to dump with stocks
>>61509295i have found less success with longer term higher profit plays and have found way more success day trading weeklies and then flipping to the following week on thurs or fri so im not literally playing 0 or 1 dte. and much like what you were saying on the longer time frame, theta acts the same on the shorter time frame where really the theta doesnt really get taken out until the final day, so those first few days you really shouldnt worry too much about theta decay unless your strike truly has no shot and its super far otm. but yea i sell weekly puts and buy weekly calls and puts and wheel and deal them all week. these were my first trades in ASTS and i was trying something different with the leaps.
>MU struggling to hold double digit % gains>AVGO and INTC already back to negative>Not even an hour from open
>>61509328I trust the genuine retards of smg far more than I trust the artificial intelligence
Fill the gap my brothers in shorts.
Limit ordered MUU at 65 yesterdayLimit order sell at 85 triggered this morning.That was the easiest money ive ever made.
>>61509337What would you think about playing vix between 16 and 18? Im thinking about just rotating out between a 16c and 17p seeing as it just seems to stay in that range most of the time. Looking at my watchlist, it seems like the margins are there around 15-30% per contract and can just be rotated out when one prints, or get a set up one end of the trade starts cheap and just hold both for either occasion.
Sitting on the sidelines when red turns to green feels awful
>>61508383SpaceX's valuation doubled in a year. It will probably double again after IPO.xAi's valuation has doubled in less than a year.Neuralink has almost doubled in 2 years.The difference between Musk and many of his contemporaries is that he reinvests a vast majority of his wealth into starting new companies. They are also very speculative, high risk, forward-looking businesses. They've all made technological advancements to various degrees. SpaceX is the current leader in rocket launches by a wide margin. Neuralink has proven their man-machine interface is viable, and their current challenge is scaling it. Tesla has solved autonomous vehicles, and this is evident to anyone who actually has FSD - they are not the first to do so, but they are the first to do so with a cost-effective, vision-only system that is available to the public.Let's also not forget he was principle to the founding of Paypal (which beget Palantir) and OpenAI.You may think he's undeserving of this fortune for whatever reason. But let's say theoretically you believe there is someone who does. What path should that person take to get to that point? What is the most viable way for a person to become that wealthy?
>>61509338First hour is always gay. We pump now, welcome to the golden bull run.
>>61509380>What would you think about playing vix between 16 and 18?im just taking 50% of my bag of cash and selling weekly cash secured puts on the best company in the world regardless of VIX level, but i am trying to save 50% of my capital for a VIX 80 event and then i will put that 50% to work at that time. i dont trade any VIX products directly anymore. when i was a rookie i was long like 50k of VIX monthly long calls when Nancy Pelosi made a surprise flight to Taiwan and anons were tracking her flight to make sure she arrived safely and the VIX literally spiked and peaked the moment she was flying over contested waters. but my dumbass didnt know what i was trading or how to take profit so i watched my ridiculous low probability bet print and then go back red where i took at 50% loss when it could have been a 50% gain. there is an old anon that treats the vix market makers like his paypig though and i have a bunch of his posts saved to try his strategy at some point, but it involves shorting the futures directly
>>61509389it could be worseyou could have fomod into a -2x at the bottom like I didTQQQ is +6% for christ sake
>still no balls to hold my options for 1 hour even though my port is already down 99%another day another missed 100%
>>61509389I had SPY puts. wa sup big now down big. Its rigged against me and only me. I am actually barred from winning.
just rage liquidated nearly my entire portfolio
>>61509419I know this feel.
I made a knowing sacrifice to Mammon by buying 2 MU 190 puts yesterdayYou're all welcome
You can tell from the pa that the market was SO ready to sell the cpi print regardless what it came in at and they're SO PISSED that they have to actually react to the good news vs just waking up and slamming the red button with their eyes closed
>every market moving completely irrationally>oh it's opexEvery single time.
>>61509419thus to all bobos
>>61509436Literally so true lol
>this pumpNews?
is this what recovery feels like?
>>61509456>News
AUUUUGHHHHHHHTESLA GO DOWN FUCK
>>61509401>but it involves shorting the futures directlyMan that is brave, or stupid. Ive just been using options as a leverage on something I would already buy. ASTS were my first puts. Ive been long on SLV and GLD for the last 6 months and have done well, but I wanted to try to get a method for a smaller more consistent return and the only thing I found that seems to have a steady floor is COBE VIX so I played with the idea of setting up that position for 16c leaps for spikes and then 17p leaps for a return to median or the few times its drops to around 14.50Ill have to do some more research and see if there is something I am missing, but seeing as the open interest on the chain is usually in the thousands of contracts, I assume someone is doing it. I have only been trading "professionally" for about 6 months so I know I have a lot to learn and work on my discipline more, but so far I have done pretty well for starting with $3k and not putting any thing else in. However, I moved recently and had to let go of a good job. It didnt pay a lot, but I got a lot of freedom in it and now I am unemployed and tryin to get some mechanism of even slight monthly returns to keep up with bills and not eat in to savings.
Im hungry. Still in the mood for breakfast. I longed coreweave and thinking the sale for figma
>>61509456Chyna's CPI numbers
i have had 2 green days this entire month. im completely fucking done
I don’t trust it. Give me three blood Green Day’s in a row to make up my losses
going to buy deep ITM long dated calls at this point
>>61509487The 3rd was my last green day. Im down 37% since.
we need like a whole month of green days at this point.
My god it's all so fake and gay.
>>61509456>People expected that we'd be 12 hours into a war with Venezuela at this point>Instead libtards were forced to watch a Trump shitpost for an hour before bedEast coast is pumping us right now, but we could see a little dip when the west coast commies wake up in an hour. Hope you slurped some VOO yesterday, that was your generational buying opportunity.
I thought TLRY would go down on Trump not announcing the birth of rasta nation and I sold yesterday and now I'm too scared to fomo back in
I’m going to shower for an AA meeting while my weed stocks are up 150%. It’s an abstract feel
>>61509497It's funny but if you look at the SpX vs gold you'll see that stock market is valued the same as it was on black Tuesday or very close to it.We haven't reached the highs of the dot com bubble in a long time.
>>61509477>Ill have to do some more research and see if there is something I am missingwhat you are missing is that the vix market makers are greediest, slimiest, tightest cocksuckers in the world and have priced everything to perfection so that even if it spikes they manipulate the bid/ask to reduce or eliminate your profits. much like my ASTS leaps that should have been much higher, but when you are trying to exit something that has a $4 wide spread you just become their toy to play with. picrel is the option i sold earlier with a $4 spread with my exit price as the midpoint an hour and a half later. thats why its hard to make money on vix products, you always have to sell at the bid which is low and manipulated. but that is just my experience trading VIX and VIXW options, i never have traded any of the various etf products
Recommend a stock to buy 100 off to sell covered calls
>>61509520https://coveredcallsadvisor.blogspot.com/
Is santa dump over? Has santa rally started?
>>61509524dude has deep pockets
I bogled.
>>61509525hanukkah heeming is over, santa surge has begun
>>61509510Yeah, I didn't think about the spread being an issue. Looking over the few I have on my watch list for the exp 24th It would currently have a 0.24 profit selling at bid with 20 open positions, but the current VIX value is 15.97, which is about 2% lower than nominal. So there is room, but you are right, the margins would be so slim that one wrong move and pop goes the portfolio. I guess Ill just stick to longing platinum for now.
>SantaGODS
>>61509565Speaking of, GLD at 401Lets go boys!
>TSLA
>CPI came in cool>"It's fake!"its always fake lol
>>61509597the purpose of tsla is to steal money from naive bears and to slowly and methodically drive value investors insane so they end up capitulating and buying the top in growth.
>>61509628Don't care. We're scraping the top right now and I'm buying puts anyway.
I applied for a job and got orientation Monday . Up or not might as well make a few thousand to buy the dip
>>61509665i'm 5% arkq, arkk. not overweight tsla but it's a pretty big passive position. i am going to continue to profit, you are going to get worked by the market makers. let me know when you decide to buy though.
>>61509684you must not be smart buying Ark investment tools.
>>61509684>arknobody tell him
>>61509684>trusting women with money
>>61509684Oh I'm a long-term TSLA bull, but I'm going to trade the ups and downs.
>>61508666at least he's not self-awareignorance is bliss
What are some /biz/-approved investment thesis for 2026? I don't care how crazy or outlandish it may be
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BOSS?
>>61509742>>61509742>investment thesis for 2026Just assume you're being lied to about everything.
>>61508813Most of the rest of the world outside of Europe, Japan and the US.
Gold and silver just rugged
>>61509742Quantum computers crack the bitcoin blockchain and shitcoins go to 0 overnight boss.
>>61509750Japan still smokes what are you talking about
>>61509742Far OTM $TMF calls
COMMON EO FOR WEED
I predict the rest of the day will be weak. Even after markets. Maybe 1 more put will be worth it, otherwise skip the day, anon.
this schizo nigger market is just impressive
>bought SPY 676Ps at the topDone for the day. Thank you, Trump.
yes i just lost thousands in the last 10 minutes, but the desktop support guy at work just logged me in with his admin credentials instead of forcing me on their script so i could quickly fix my niche ODBC issue
>>61509760Time to buy?
>SOXS
I slurped
WHAT THE FUCK
whenever someone decides to make a new thread can we stop with the Schizo images... we need more anime lolis
>>61509760They rug and pump like shit coins every few days by now.Insane volatility
um japan carry trade bros?
I just buyed the QQQ at $607.67 lol six-seven!!!!!
>>61509811>long after a rug>short after a pumpEasy money hack?
>>61509822Thanks boss
>>61509793grats anon, see you at 690
Buy signal for LULU, and their earnings reports are good.
>>61509790SPI being 2.7 is going to keep the pump going for at least a week. Then expectations will catch back up and the cycle will repeat
>>61509838*CPI
i'm starting to understand how bobos are created
>>61509835>LULU up>SBUX up>DECK (Uggs) downWait what? Did the basic bitch shoe change when I wasn't looking?
there goes the gains kids!
>>61509838The PCE data comes out at 7pm EST that could cause markets to dump tomorrow
>>61509765When I went to Tokyo fifteen years ago, it was illegal to smoke in public.
>>61509833I hope to see it. I do 0dte’s, so I’m not a bobo nor am I a mumu. But, who doesn’t want to see ATH’s? That’s good for America.
>>61509838If we talk about the week, I think we are going to see a weak santa rally. Before we start dumping in January again.
>>61509892the santa rally is after christmas blud2 more weeks tm
>he didn't buy the NBIS bottomFucking kek.
>>61509900buy the iren bottom
should I slurp more UGRO?
baked>>61509934>>61509934>>61509934
>>61509795>having to deal with ODBCIm sorry bro. I know that pain.
