Christmas edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on smg >>61532425
I was green on my 2 PPLT calls for one day
What best trading platforms in the US
Minors!
>>61535788It will come back next week. Im holding 40 contracts.
ZSL
I really should've closed my CRCL calls days ago. It just tracks bitfuck and bitfuck is going to ZERO
Explain why you haven't bought Generation Mining. You are gonna miss out your chance to get in during the upcoming palladium dip too aren't you?
A friend of mine announced he's transitioning in his Christmas card this year
I basically have to do this right? Sell my stocks? I don't actually gain anything. On the other hand I own so little (around $100) that ignoring it is an option.
>>61535805Im sorry for your 41% loss.
ASTS drilling to the earth like their satellite fell out of the sky
>>61535797Utterly stupid that nothing absolutely none of the shit coins ever decoupled from bit fuck
>>61535796big jump in assets this AMI think it's time
I nuked my trading account on purpose. I accepted i am not allowed to win and am moving on. It's been an honor lads.
>>61535818Good I don't have any
>>61535805He's getting a new career? Nice!
SPY can't cross $689Bulls are FOOKED
Is it a bloody Christmas??
>>61535834It's your last buying opportunity
You slurped the PALL dip right?
>>61535846I only buy when greenOnly sell when red
>>61535846Im considering selling my CPER calls and doubling down on my PALL call position while its down 10%Thoughts?
>>61535857Based
>>61535857A true bizraili. buy high, sell low.
This is the worst xmas of my life ever
AMCI Is interesting here, giving off those OKLO just after spac vibes when it dumped from 10 to like 6 and shot up to 100. Robots could be very memetic for 2026. Its going to be all about Optimus, China, whatever else, Robots Take Our Jobs and shit like that. It’s like quantum computers for 2026.
>>61535868Options goombling?
>90% of americans just throw a portion of their paycheck into their 401k without ever checking it until they are 50 and too late>they blindly trust brokerage firms to completely handle their retirment savings, their very livelihood they will live on for 15+ years when they are the most vulnerable>they let the brokerage firms take fees from them for decades instead of just figuring out how to put their 401ks into SPY>if you try to explain to them the basics of a roth ira, fsa, hsa, etc, they will look at you like you are explaining theoretical physicsI. HATE. POOR. PEOPLE.I WANT THEM TO WORK UNTIL THEY DIE BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY MINDLESS SHEEP THAT CAN'T WATCH A 10 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT INVESTING AND RETIREMENT. THESE SAME PEOPLE WILL CLAIM THEY JUST WANT TO ENJOY THEIR MONEY WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG WHILE CONSTANTLY STRESSED OUT ABOUT MONEY AND LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK
PM baggies kek, merry Christmas ya filthy animals.
>>61535871Yes, 40 days worth of options from 100k to 700
>>61535876Gold is down .3%
>>61535876Could be worse, could have bought bitcoin.
>>61535858I don't like CPER, that -20% at the end of July is fucking scary
>>61535880lmao you did that backwards
>>61535868>>61535824come home white man
>use the screener to find some stocks>one does pretty good>another does kinda bad>cancel each other out
>>61535880Hold up, you're not DELL/CHWY anon are you? Did you blow up your portfolio again?
>>61535891Yeah, it has some weird movements, but slow and low growth is a nice mix in my very otherwise risky port. >>61535880So you were the guy on the other side of my trades. Thanks, bro.
>>61535824>>61535868I kinda did this too my Robinhood says .72cents, I got super pissed about TLRY and lost 1500 and then tried buying in on margin at 11.20 but lost 200$ more which made me pattern day trader and 90 day restriction although I could beg for restrictions lifted once I just decided I am sick of losing money I want to use it to better myself and enjoy life. Went from 12k to 8k thinking what I can do with 4k it broke my spirit. I will never invest again if I feel like hedging my play. Until my position in life is more firm I quit trading.Sorry for your losses I hope you will have the best new year possible
>>61535831
Guys I predict TSLA will either go up or down next year
>>61535912Tesla confirmed to crab forever
>>61535910take the index pill anon, I’ve averaged 13% annual gains for over 10 years, best part is you don’t waste time or emotions like active trading
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROBINHOOD GOLD CREDIT CARDI DON'T EVEN SEE A MESSAGE IN TEH APP ANYMORE THAT SAYS "YOU'RE ON THE WAITING LIST"
Does celery and peanut butter sound good or maybe celery and pace salsa
>>61535933Celery and blue cheese dip
>>61535933>Does celery and peanut butter sound goodyes. add a few raisins and you've got frogs on a log. grandma used to make those.
about to throw 80% of my money into FXAIX and gamble the rest on options before I wreck myself completely
>>61535933Salsa sounds good, I think ill get some after my coffee.
>>61535950do white people really?fuckin nasty
>>61535920
>>61535947>>61535950>>61535953Yeah I'm going to do itIt's celery breakfast day
>>61535981>celeryenjoy paying like 5 dollars for gross tasting watermay as well just take a multivitamin
>>61535981God speed. Let us know the results.
>>61535969Over two or more decades, almost every hedge fund fails to beat the market average return. People who are far more intelligent than you, working harder with more data fail to beat some Vanguard index fund.But I’m sure you got this zoom-zoom.
>>61535981for me it's two fat pork and egg burritos and a double extra large helping of criss cross french fries
now rug silver before anon gets to brag to his family on christmas
>>61535992the best traders say intelligence doesnt matter. i've got a leg up on almost everyone.
>>61535997
>>61535956Sorry you’d rather get hot Cheetos with your snap benefits or some slop with shit rotting meat you need to over season to make taste good. I don’t even know what color you are to know your people would have benefited from Frog on a log
>>61535997LMAOI almost feel that was directed at me.Im pretty sure it was...: (
>>61535981Sausage egg n' cheese biscuit and coffee over here
>>61536012Tell em anon tell em!
>>61535990Just got done eating one stick with peanut butter and two sticks with salsaIt works kinda I always end up throwing away at least half the bag of celery.Chips and salsa chips to much calories in chips but far superior in dipping and tastePeanut butter crackers. Crackers too much in calorieSo sometimes I go with celery. Not often
>>61536012aren't they called ants on a log
maybe I should have bought SPXL calls instead of TQQQ calls
Update:Celery cleared the bowel system. System should be cleared for the day or at least 8 hours
Do I double my position right the fuck now? I'm adding some SOXL january calls
>>61536046I wouldnt mix the sweet with spicy, seems like it would have a weird aftertaste.I have cut out all my calories through cutting out as much sugar as I can, so I dont really care about my carb in take. Im going make some quesadillas with left over flouta and some salsa when im done cleaning up my port and finished my coffee
I should’ve just bought silver with 2x/3x leverage instead of buying those shitty silver miners.
>>61536074Those are some pricy contractsI would let it ride until the new year, no point in buying now when the market will be closed half of the next week.
happy new ath bros
>>61536096You're going to wanna sell that arnt you
>>61535846Not yet.
>>61536096he came...
>>61536109Speaking of is /b/ still doing Jizzmas?I havent been to that board in years and im not going now.
>>61536084miners lag the silver pumpbut they frontrun the dump
When do we sell the shiny meddls?
>>61536103SPY is in the retirement side of my port, so I see no need in trying to swing it
>>61536119Yesterday
>>61536119>NOOO you talk about medals ittMy impression of a pmg fag when miners are brought up
>>61536117>he thinks this local top marks the end of metal run
>>61536159Why do we even need shiny metals when we have bitcoin now chud
What's the best way to get in contact with CNBC Kelly Evans?I need her to know I am now available for sex
Junior minors doing pretty well today all things considered. Bullish.
>>61536183Have you tried arranging a meeting through your female financial planner? She's probably got her info
what do you chodes think about PPLT calls, it looks like weve tapered off the dump correction earlyi already bought my 250c back at 2.30someone who knows PM better than me wanna hop in on this?I honestly dont see why this would magically crash to shit overnight as demand will only grow due to AI slop, and i dont see how the price of plat is tied to silver eitheralso I made a 300% spy call with a 689c feels good man(dont buy puts today)
>>61536183Email cnbc tell them everything you just said here
>>61536190You have to first blow through 100k doing reckless option trades to get her attention
>>61536188You're a pedophile.
>>61536183Send her a DM on twitter using your account that has the anime girl profile picture?Make sure to include a dick pic, bitches love dick pics
Buy WisdomTree Natural Gas 3x Daily Leveraged (ticker: 3NGL). You bought the cheapies when I told you 2 days ago, right?
nice
>>61536197>someone who knows PM better than meDon't think anyone like that present in this thread right now.You the 120k+ anon? Aren't you starting to overtrade?
This looks like a weak santa rally famalama. Markets next week will be brutal I think
>>61535992>But I’m sure you got this zoom-zoom.me too
>>61536231yeah brutally green
My lil silber is green again
>>61536230Thats me.No, im still holding the same contracts. Ill probably sell them in mid Feb. Contracts are good until end of Mar or April.
>>61536231shit and piss is up almost 5% in a week and the rally hasnt even begun
>>61536197Also bought 250c , Expiration ?
Every single bear should just stopJust end it allThere's no point to this anymoreLine go upForever
>>61536262But if all bear stop, who sell when you buy?
>>61536230no im the brainlet retard whos lost everything in 0dte and other retarded tradesi am now redeeming myself SARRRRR>>6153626116/01/2026bit close i know, but i dont intend to hold it more than a few days, a week at mosti wanted to rotate into feb/march calls but fuckin hell theyre either too expensive or theres no volume AT ALL, way too OTM as well
>>61535818qrd? didn't they actually launch a satellite last night? best buy in price?
Bobo status?
Slow fucking thread. Imagine how slow after close through Christmas
>>61536269fellow bulls pivoting into other bullish investments>>61536301bred
there's no volatility. just a slow, steady climb upwards for the past two days. feels fake.
>>61536319Everyone is positioning for the new year and getting their P/L set for taxes. This is pretty normal for the end of the year.
>>61536319All according to keikaku
I hit a 0dte today and the string of losses I had this year have been completely wiped out. Thank you baby Jesus, I will start going to church now and be a good little boy and just buy shares from now own.
>>61536291Overbought. More than 13.7M shares had already changed hands by 10:42 am ET, exceeding its three-month average trading volume of 13.6M.
>>61536280Same expiration but got heemed by the spread. Seems like we timed le pico bottom
>>61536348God bless you and Merry Christmas.
>>61536348kek
>>61536348Literally Its so over, We are so back.Absolute degeneracy. I love it.
>>61536310Can bobina handle this BIG BVLL CANDLE?
>>61536348If a 0DTE is what brought you back, then stopping the options plays and only buying shares would be an insult to baby Jesus. To truly celebrate your newfound faith you need to find even deeper OTM 0DTE to please baby Jesus
>>61536348God bless you and merry christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgwLpPrGToM
THE COST OF LABOR MUST BE REDUCED AT ALL COSTSTHERE IS NO WAY THIS BACKFIRES
>>61536381>sanpaku eyesBearish
>>61536348try to remember how you felt at the bottom, because i've sworn to never to do that again and ended up round tripping again
>>61536348truly a Christmas miracle
We are back.
All of my stocks are green today but I'm still not being SPX
How about some other things go up besides the Shit & Piss 500
Why is the stock market even open today in the US? European stock exchanges are closed on christmas, as they should be.
>>61536433Because christmas is tomorrow and it is closed.
>>61536438Today is christmas eve, that's not a holiday in the US?
I think to punish myself for being alive I will buyeded mcsloppa today
>>61536450Nohttps://www.opm.gov/frequently-asked-questions/pay-and-leave-faq/pay-administration/what-are-federal-holidays/
>>61536438Its sort of a half holiday like Memorial day. Its why its closing early, but not all day.
>>61536464...wat?Market is closed fully on Memorial dayhttps://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars
>>61536450NOOO it's only halfTake your whole day off June 19 if you need it that bad
>>61536455>Juneteenth
Got heemed on 190 nvda calls cuz i bought yesterday at the pico top. Should i double down?
>>61535912Former Tesla engineer here.That company's future depends on those dumbass robots that Elon keeps hyping up. The plan when I left was to tele-operate them with an army of stinky Indians in order to gather training data for a few years before they become autonomous (they did something similar with the cars, having human drivers driving them for years while they collected data to train their driving AI).Unfortunately, having an Indian effectively in your home or your warehouse in the form of a robot is so offputting that not enough people are going to buy one and they won't be able to get the data they so desperately need.It's a flop and anyone with a brain can see it a mile away. TSLA has nowhere to go but down.
gentlemen
Solded my tqqq calls at a loss because I deserve it because I'm a dumb stupid baggieIt will now go up and reach ath
Just took 7 shots of makers mark whiskey. I really hope it will knock me out good todayI dont wanna feel this pain anymore
>>61536455The birthday of MLK is a national holiday in the US but not the birthday of Jesus Christ? Who decided that shit?
>>61536450It's not an holiday in all europe eitherSouthern countries just celebrate the 25, northern the 24I was technically working today, sent 3 emails and called it a day
>>61536477>anyone with a brain can see it a mile awayThats the flaw in your thesis, everyone is retarded. Everyone but me : )
I need ORCL to go upGod fucking damn it
>>61536494Jews
>>61536491LmaoNo way this happened this is bull stuff
>>61536490how the fuck did you lose money on TQQQ calls
>>61536491you got to 170k once you can do it again. simple as.
I need AUUD to go upGod fucking damn itFuck Christmas
>>61536494If you adjust for time zones he was born on Christmas Day in the US
>>61536509TQQQ has been crabbing since October
No fucking liquidity in options market today… wanna sell shit but it’s all lowball offers and huge spreads even for SPY. Fuck!
>>61536353so far so good, weve recovered a bit, lets hope it keeps going in the next few daysI never market buy, I set a limit and wait for it to fill, sometimes i force it by 5-10$>>61536517>>61536509how indeedjust buy the dipthats what i did 2 days ago and i closed it for 200% profit, nows not the time to buy calls its way too highim buying a 687p on spy for the lulz on the 26th
>>61536524>im buying a 687p on spy for the lulz on the 26thYou gonna get heemed.
>>61536511I only got 5 to 25. The remain 145 was from my mom. With this amount of money i need to fullport every day and get 100% gain 8 days in a rowhahaman this sucksgonna down 1 more shot. If i die i die
silver or plat miners?
>>61536551yes, short them both
>>61536491Pls b fake
>>61535912Sold all my TSLA today. Took the profits and ran. Seriously, a car that has the useful life span as an iPhone or tablet and no resale value? I just don’t see a real future in it. Sorry but not sorry.
>>61536531most i can lose is 22$suck me offbound to be a pullback with a new ATH>>61536551PALL is still low
Nigvideo is rugging why?
>>61536536>8 shots might kill meLol no it takes a lot more than that
>>61536574Rug 50% so I can buy
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>61536574>up 10% 5 day>up 40% YTD>rugging
>>61536589I think I did ok
>>61536589I made like 250 bucks
>>61536589+0.64%Merry Xmas anons do good with your day off
>>61536589>12:00:01Sloppy o better on Friday please and get some sun
>>61536589+0.49% today+6.1% so far this week
>>61536589>+.58%
>>61536589-.61%Merry Christmas Eve bros
>>61536589Not great, not terrible. Had a scare around 10:30 being down about -27% and ended only -4.45% leaving me with this beautiful cup and handle pattern.cleaned up my port and doubled down on my PALL calls
>>61536589-$24,670
Merry Xmas faggots
WHY DID EVERYTHING STOP DID CHINA INVADE TAIWAN
>>61536589i made $357 today. mainly due to voo new ath
>>61535950That sounds bretty good. I love celery and peanut butter. I need to go find some raisins now. >>61535956Just stick with your CPB poor anon>>61536183Subscribe to her OF
>>61536599I think the image being almost 1mb slowed it down. I was right on time with the button. I need to check file sizes and re-compress in the future, there's no reason for that Apu to be that big.
>>61536589Today: +0.24%This Week: +0.41%This Month: -0.93%This Year: -46.87%
>>61536589+0.4% it's very cold this week. and spastic temperature swings as well. yesterday it got up to a completely reasonable -7 C and now it's down to -20 C again this is bullshit
Have a good christmas, see you all next week
I'm just one powerball jackpot away from a 9 figure portfolio. Then I can finally be happy.
>>61536589>up 30% this year>ready to humble brag to family about gains >check mail and get EOP letter from my workers comp today>theyre trying to charge me 2k because they apparently never received my bills even though I never received a bill or notice in 6 months and the law says they can make me pay if not submitted in 180 days >Christmas spirit immediately soured Not a huge deal, but I’d rather not waste the money because of some bullshit I thought was properly handled, now I need to wait until Friday since their office is closed for Christmas.
>>61536649living in a place like that must be depressing
>>61536589-0.3%Nothingburger
>>61536589Didn't do any trades. I exited silver yesterday and I don't want to reinvest in anything yet. Most of what I have is in copper now and it's going sideways, -0.33 today
>>61536680it is
>>61535868Well, you still have 799 left to lose, so there is that
>>61536673next week?the market is open this friday
>>61536628What happened in April?
What does /smg/ think about XOM reaching 160 within 2 years?
What a year... I could have just left my money in the S&P and come out with basically the same result and less stress...
>>61536695I've been wanting to invest in xom or other oil companies, but they're sovdamn expensive despite oil being cheap. Why is that so? Should I get any way?
>>61536694Leverage and selling the exact bottom
>>61536706>Should I get any way?oil is cyclical, you missed the dip in 2020 XOM was like $30. Now you want to buy? What about EC with dividend of only 25%? You can always spread it out between EC, XOM, CVX and DCA
>>61536613early xmas close
>>61536589crabbing like a mf
I don't always lose money trading stocks, but when I do so do you.
>>61536381you've been a very bad girl this year and are certainly on the naughty list, but merry christmas anyways babygirl. i love you and care about you, thinking about you. check me out, i started the /cbt/ on /fit/, getting lots of nice comments >>>/fit/76948469. i'm gonna go out for chinese food, (jewish tradition) and try not to pout through the holiday. wish so badly you were here to sit on my lap and tell me what you really wanted.
Bah humbugI have negative P/L for the year
>>61535789robinhood and IBK
>>61536536Have a few glasses of water before you pass out. Tomorrow you will thank yesterday you.
>>61535792miners closed flat though
>>61536703>could have just left my money in the S&Plike literally every other normie?
>>61536778Maybe the normies are onto something there......
Are you ready for +169% GDP growth in 2030?
>>61536775Mixed bag, Impact finished up 2% though
Bears btfoSpx 7k EOY is now the bear caseSPX 8.5k EO26 SPX 12K EOD Get on the ride or enjoy missed gains
Merry Christmas /smg/>>61536680It only sucks when it’s cold out or the elevator is broken. (elevator is always broken)>>61536381Backfires for who? Now the jeets have to go back. If you want Diwali you can always join them.
>>61536711Why are oil companies so high when oul is so cheap, and both china and west have slowed down production
>>61536942With production I meant industry
>>61536942semi embargo on russia has driven more business to american companies, and stuff possibly happening with venezuela
>>61536830So 10 yikes the highest ever recorded rate. Ok
>>61535771Vix at 1 year lows, calls with 1 or 2 months expiries should print
fake and gay market
>>61537011front to second month are trading with 12% contangofuture vol is already priced in
>>61535992>People who are far more intelligent than you, working harder with more data fail to beat some Vanguard index fund.the difference is they are using some of that money to buy houses, cars, watches, boats, planes, etc RIGHT NOW, while you cope with your middle class goy life saying shit like "at least my buy and hold strategy beats the jews over 20 years" while failing to account for your money being locked up for 20 years. lets see how good your buy and hold strategy does after you lose your job and need to tap into some of that money to live
minors will make a comeback, they have appealing and healthy fundamentals
I want some cute Japanese girlfriend with huge tits like Hitomi Tanaka for Christmas
>>61537105>rich people buy thingsAmazing insights anon. With DCA the average wagie can retire with high 6 figures possibly 7 at least.
>>61537167I'd come on this minors back iykwim
>>61537183adult women fetishists make me sick
>>61536381and just remember babe, a baby takes 9 months. too late for '26 but do you wanna go into '27 an angry e-nazi or do you wanna be a mommy? the perfect man i am not, but you've got problems too sweetheart, together we can be a lot more than we are apart, we can give each other what we need to be happy. hitler and grandma might frown about it in hell where they are both burning eternally, but i promise to make you happier than you are now. it's time to do what's best for you, not the cause, which has done nothing for you, will do nothing for you.
>>61536942>Why are oil companies so high when oul is so cheapMoney and control - oil makes the world go round and the military cannot operate without it. Big oil is in charge, period. Its a good sector to own but it still has its cycles. Upstream, midstream, downstream need to make money to keep the oil fllowing. Lots media report production increases or cuts and its just lies to support pricing.
>just boughted a 100€ SSD (highest price it's been)>also bagholding NjudeaI am part of my own problems...
>>61535818They still have a good income stream, it will be fine.
>>61535818>ASTS drilling to the earth like their satellite fell out of the skybuy the dip
Bobos are mentally ill
>>61537654lol
Anyone who knows copper? I'm bullish on commodities. I'm thinking to invest in tmq, any big warning signs? Looks like it's a good mine, well financed, and supported. But I don't know anything about mining.
what do you guys have in your roth ira and planning to add for the next contribution? idk what to put other than fxaix cause i already have voo in my taxable. thinking about selling it and trying nbis and rklb if they dips. or just set it and forget it and make slow money.
>>61536706https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/PBR/
>>61537673The demand side should see a lot of pressure from data center boom. Usually miners go up when commodities go up. If other PMs are going up, copper should rise as well.
henlo mister jeromemerii kurisumasuthank u mister jerome
>>61537654bobos are unironically right just retarded. they know everything is fake and gay but don't understand everything is priced in dollars. the entire world goes up in value as the fake and gay dollar collapsed.
>>61537797will this cause critical minerals to boom again? i need to unload these baggage.
>>61537673If you like copper you're going to love MUX
RIP I finally got another scammer call after weeks of silence. It was some douchebag doing one of those "Hi I'm a police officer asking donations for K-9 dog food!" scams.But funny thing is all I said was "Go fuck yourself you pajeet scammer!" really loud and they hung up in 10 seconds. They HATE it when you immediately call them scammers out loud, its better than just wasting time with mind games and being polite at all.
>>61538089I just shout NIGGER and cut the call
>>61538011first chart I've really seen that looks like a buy. Should I drop 250 goybucks and sell at 80?
I hope Santa brings me total nigger death. Good night /smg/.
>>61538089Shouldve gone on an hour long session of accusing the cops of being rassis for arrestin people who dindu nuffin
>>61537406Shouldve sold 190 calls
>>61538193How do we profit from this?
>>61538203>How do we profit from this?long funeral homes
>>61538171Just DCA to get a position, should do well but I would add other gold and silver miners to diversify. The wiz kids strongly believe silver miners are going to explode next 6 months.https://youtu.be/VU405I5FwCc?si
>>61538203Short watermelon futures
