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stocks
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First for micron
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Fuckin retard
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>>61592842
>MUUGODS
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sex
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wagmi?
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>>61592849
with?
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>>61592837
>nobody makes thread
>tripfag decides to make one in typical tripfag way
>people superb out
Someone else could have made a thread 40 posts ago, but you’re too lazy.
Crybabies.
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asset managers rocketing today. lots of investment capital to flow into venezuela
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>>61592857
baggie's cat
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>>61592881
BDC's up as well
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>ONDS
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Just bought 90 shares of GOOGL, what am I in for
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Stonks
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>>61592939
>StonksGOD
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You can do it baggies!
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Oxy chads. I'm green finally
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>>61592837
I knew when I saw the catalog pic and thred description that it was a GLORIOUS:

BASED
A
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E BAKE
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>>61592842
Cicor-tier rug incoming
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>>61592939
>Over 9000
Ok this is epic
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>>61592944
I hear the latest copium is MOASS in is just two more weeks
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PALL anon?
Chewy anon?
AI dashcams anon?
I DEMAND update on these anons.
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>>61592923
I bought it at 70 cents and sold for 1.04 and put all the gains into UMAC
I am now a UMAC baggie
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Do people think the Venezuela situation will actually lower prices any time soon?
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All in are Versant, who's with me?
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elon musk said 2026 will be an amazing year and im inclined to agree.
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>>61592923
I only bought today so expect -35% tomorrow.
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Why haven't you taken the uranium pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pciISUbMceg
UUUU
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>>61592899
You're a sick fuck boss.
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>>61592973
no?
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>>61592996
I sold in december so ride the wave to 100
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>>61593000
what a waste
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>כלכליסט דיגיטל בלעדי
רשות החברות מצננת מכירת צים באזהרה ליו"ר: "למדינה יש זכות להתנגד למכירה"
ZIM bros we're getting jewed
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>>61592836
their internet is locked down more than usual for a le free nation
i wouldnt be surprised if they are behind bigly regarding how far the outside world has progressed
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>>61593005
*kisses you*
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>>61592935
A nice stable steady moneymaker. I'd buy some myself if I didn't absolutely fucking despise the company. But that's okay. You do you.
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>>61592999
you love me
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>>61592973
why would it? most of our shit is made in PRC and they got their oil dirt cheap from Venezuela.
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>>61593010
oy vey
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you won't believe how much money people will make in 2026
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Spy is about to take a big shit......
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>>61592996
I already sold but I'm still bullish on Uranium.
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I should have taken MSTR over CRDO
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>>61593057
so why aren't you in uranium right now if you believe in it?
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GME to $30 this week and then MOASS. Hedgies will be mad
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>>61593051
bout tree fiddy
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>>61593056
You bought puts didn’t you LMAO
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>>61593040
>didn't even check my trips
>posts a fucking boy lady
yeah fuck off.
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>>61593051
>2016 was 14 years ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE make it stop!!
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Why is it up so much?
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>>61593067

Can someone explain the GME stuff in 200 words. I just can’t be bothered taking in another schizo rabbit hole so I skipped it.

I’ve gleaned that they all got rinsed after a chapter 11? And think they’re getting their money back?
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>>61593071
i boughted puts.
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I sold most of my nut this morning, where should I go next? I want to do oil thanks to the news but it's nowhere near the bottom.
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>>61593078
Bro, its biotech. Maybe someone sneezed and it didnt test positive for covid. As much as I love vol, I wouldnt fuck that with your dick.
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>>61593040
this cute troon chopped its pingas off
not cute anymore, OF revenue completely gone.
Many such cases.
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>>61593080
what? are you fucking retarded? the dipshit ceo can't figure out how to make money with the company he bought but he diluted enough shares that they're never going to go out of business now.
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>>61593089
bros....i could have saved her/him
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>>61593064
I'm out of cash for the month.
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Oxychads

Based netanyahu is gonna bomb Iran again very soon. OXY went up 13% last may during the 12 day war
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What the fuck should I be buying? Im retarded and am just making money from ONDS.
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>>61593100
Why do they do it
The pingas is the appeal. The soul crushing sobering feeling that you just coomed to a dude, yet the delusion while you're horny pushes you to do it anyway.
The devastating afterglow, the feeling of hitting rock bottom.
It's great.
We had so many boringkate days in the last few months that I'm actually starting to enjoy the ego death.
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>>61593117
What is your position size and time frame?
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Just popping in here really quick as a silver holder. Didn’t read one word in this thread. Fuck you all…
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>>61593127
We hold PMs too, bro. Come to the cook out some time.
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Can the gold juniors fucking finish consolidating already I want the next leg up to start NOW
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>>61593122
lol i was just joking you gross faggot
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What a cute start to the year.
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bought more TQQQ calls
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>>61593146
oh no don't misunderstand
im not actually attracted to the troons
Genuine emotional torture is the only way for a stupid baggie to feel alive
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>>61593152
Very nice. I wish I didnt have to sit on so much cash right now.
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am I too late for the south korea rocket
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>>61593162
No, but I how do you plan to access it?
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I dont trust it. Something fishy is going on
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>>61593158
so you're saying i should have raw unprotected sex with the ugliest trannies i can find as some form of self-flagellation? you might have a point
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>>61593161
Yeah, the Venezuela oil thing came out of nowhere. I unloaded premarket, first time doing so, I always buy at close.

Not sure if people have registered how much margins will balloon for the entire S&P.
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>>61593193
type in boringkate, you'll see what I mean
i force myself to fap to that if I'm down more than 1%
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>>61593122
damn dude, I almost came close to fucking a femboy but didn't go through because I was scared of what you described.
You must be pretty fucked up, brother.
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I stopped going to gym, my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked, lost control over how much I eat, keep drinking every single day and my personal life is non-existent but at least I'm up 8% on my UUUU position.
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>>61593174
FLKR
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Going to Cuba tomorrow, bought soxl and tqqq. Can trump fuck off for a week? I need to smoke some nice cigars
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Holy fuck THIS is the effect that raping a latinx country has on financial markets?
please do another one Mr President
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>>61593122
Get a load of this faggot boss.
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>>61593222
I woulld look at EWY as well if you plan on going an ETF route. Large Samsung and Hynix exposure.
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>>61593224
I like how Rubio is playing this role of foreign policy advisor/secretary of state. He's like a Mexican Henry Kissinger boss.
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>>61593196
I try to avoid premarket. I get slaughtered in margins and spread every time I do.
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>>61593277
I shored tsm because I just know that China will do a sea blockade in the near future. It's so fucking obvious. They will do it. They will, I know it.
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>>61593222
I'm up 108% on that in less than a year, which is insane for an ETF. Bought in the aftermath of the liberation day fiasco.
My only concern is that much of the growth might be due to the AI bubble, not the market realizing how criminally cheap South Korean stocks were and repricing them accordingly.
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>>61593281
China can't afford to do anything other than posture. Their entire economy is based on fucking around in other nations waters and stripping it for life so they can grind it all into animal feed. Putting boats in one place for a long time will see millions starve within a few weeks and it'll explode from there.
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Oil bros how we feelin?
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>sold HYMC at $5
Tranny porn for this feel?
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>>61593288
I know, scared to buy the top here. But the EWY / FLKR weighted P/E is 15-17 range, feels like there's still room
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>>61593281
You are wrong.
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>come across FTK while screening for stuff
>nah, let's go buy something else instead
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>eur/usd recovering
like always. cant win in this stupid nigger market. once spy goes up, the dollar goes down. being an eu investor is pure suffering. time for a usd hedged position.
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>>61593352
Listen, we're about to make a milkshake out of all the Venezuelan oil, and it's going to suck up all the dollars boss.
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>>61593224
Remember: do NOT convert your money. Cubans don’t want their own money. USD CAD, EUR only
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>>61593122
who's this?
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>>61593122
Stop being a gay faggot
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>>61593371
Ya have $400 USD and some CAD, I need some good cigars and a nice book on the beach. What the fuck do I buy to come back to +300%? I'm thinking SOXL weeklies
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>>61593352
You deserve it for being a traitorous scumbag. Any European investing in US equities deserves to lose everything.
>but muh heckin returns
Fuck you. There are more important things in life than money and besides, US stocks are like 70% overpriced and will crash at some point. Kill yourself.
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>every single thing in my portfolio neon green
>except Nigvideo
Nice
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>>61593422
IMAGINE girl feet lemonade and licking it off of her feet after she's done
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>>61593411
> What the fuck do I buy to come back to +300%
Cigars I had a good hustle in high school, I would buy them in Cuba for 1 dollar and sell them to my classmates for 15
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I just noticed my used margin jumped from 90% to 105% while the underlying (UUUU shares) keeps going up. No notice, no warning. Is this normal for US brokers? Never happened to me before. I haven't noticed UUUU being changed to hard-to-borrow.
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>>61593444
gg
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How can we make some money on this Venezuela situation boys. What's the Angle
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>>61593460
>shareholder
>stock goes up
>recieve margin call
Make it make sense.
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>>61593469
you're not jewish enough
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>>61593469
yeah brokers can do whatever they want. This is why I'm conservative on my margin use
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oil barons, how long this rally will this last?
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>>61592837
I got 27.5% returns in 2025 (in eurodollars). How did I do?
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Japan is gay
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Im STILL sitting on 50 Berk-b shares without a single profit bros.
I could have bought so much more stuff and be decently in the greens
FUCK FUCK FUCK
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GDP numbers are going to be wild this year.
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>>61593352
???
why would you possibly care about the exchange rate? It's not like you have to convert to eur every time, just keep everything in usd and ignore the seasonal variations

If anything cheaper dollar allows you to buy more
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>>61593531
>Im STILL sitting on 50 Berk-b shares
huh? When did you buy?
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>>61593570
February 25
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israels about to bomb iran again
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>61593585
Trump said if they killed any protesters there would be "Hell 2 Pay" and it seems that the Ayatollah didn't find out enough last time he f'd around. Amirite boss?
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>>61593595
+2.58%. I think I did ok today
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>>61593595
Up 1.14%, looking forward to buying opportunities tomorrow
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2/2 Green days for 2026
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>>61593595
+2.38%

tech got some love today but we still got more room to run
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>>61593595
Today: -0.06%
This Month: -0.74%
This Year: -0.74%
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>>61593595
+4.38%
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>>61593595
+4%
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>>61593595
>+3.47%
Still trying find something to slurp. Maybe in the next couple of days.
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>>61593582
Ouch, I feel for you
I also thought they'd do better this year even with their heavy cash position
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>>61593595
+3.78%
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>>61593595
Apparently I lost like 5 bucks today after MUU's pamp yesterday. I guess I misremembered where it closed yesterday Buying in tomorrow with my settled cash
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>>61593595
I ended last year more than 100k in the red
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>>61593595
El crabbo for me, but still just barely green. +.09%.
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>>61593614
Yeah, at least i didnt do stupid shit with the money. A few divies would have been great tho.
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>>61593595
+6.13%
RZLV 11.14
QBTS 8.92
CCCX 8.57
IMSR 7.04
HOOD 6.96
MP 6.63
SOFI 6.62
RGTI 5.97
PLTR 3.68
WBTN 3.63
TSLA 3.10
AMZN 2.89
META 1.28
Good day. Only the semis were red, but not terribly so. Santa came, children. He came.
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I sold NIO puts today, and I think I fucked up boss.
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>>61593651
Hear hear
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>>61593595
I got dividends today!
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>>61593595
+2.04%
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>>61593595
Not great, but basically ended up just losing some slippage from new contracts.
Sold my AZO at the bottom to cut losses (only rebounded 0.25%) and doubled down on COPX that has almost paid for itself. Now just waiting for CRDO to retrace to $146 and ill be good.
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what stocks should i buy before Greenland is taken by the Emperor?
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>>61593595
+$1,081.81 (+0.85%)
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>>61593730
That cat looks like he's tripping on shrooms boss.
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What about putting everything into IAU, SLV, REMX and BATT?
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>>61593733
fookin sexy innit?
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>waiting for my cold to clear so I can start drinking again
it's been 4 days already wtf
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>>61593595
+0.78%

Was doing great until NVDA shat the bed but it should pump during CES this week.
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>>61593736
take the junior miner pill anon

>>61593747
why wait? alternatively, switch to tea and coffee?
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>>61593762
GDXJ is a good option?
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>>61593595
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!
Portfoolio has real potential, pending succes of a few stocks, i might just make it.
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>>61592975
Kek
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Where is OpenAI supposed to get 1.2 trillion dollars?
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feels like everything is pumped beyond and more. Gold and metals? Pumped. Tech stock? Pumped. Some meme AI shenanigans? Didnt know so much fiat even existed in this world. Bitcoin? Pumped and dumped. What do I buy boss?
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>>61593122

How on earth can you possibly not miss licking pussy. You’re gay son. It’s not ego death. It’s not some outside force. You’re just a fucking queer. And it makes me sick.

But have fun.
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>>61593277

La Lux Extinguiado. Permanenté
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>>61593780
What the fuck kind of question is that?
The tax payers, obviously, duh
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>He didn't start 2026 green
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>>61593595
>1D: +7.86% ($12,909)
Second or third best daily performance.
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>>61593444
these models calculate risk with volatility, your volatility increased because the shares soared so your risk supposedly increased
it's retarded but welcome to the world of modern finance where gigo sortino ratios will decide your fate
you won't lose anything if your position spikes up, you just won't gain as much as you thought
and you will lose everything if it spikes down because your capital dropped but your capital requirements increased because your volatility increased
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>>61593608
The fuck happened anon? I haven't been here in months but you were doing so well...
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>>61593806
Grok, remove that rancid bush.
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>>61593608
what the fuck did you do ding ding ding anon
here's mine
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>>61593595
+4%
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>>61593833
>>61593852
I'm just not very good
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>>61593806
>blond with a black bush
are you brown?
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>>61593595
Cashed out my stocks from November/December at a $14k profit.
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>>61593869
but what's your strategy?
what are you actually doing or thinking?
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>Microsoft is now bundling Copilot with Microsoft 365
>it's so unprofitable and unpopular that they are just shoveling it in with all the Word/Excel/365 slop
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>>61593880
This poster is very very cute and smart
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>>61593877

Well done son. Good luck in the next rotation. Commodities are recommended. And metals in general. Nickel copper looking good. Also magnesium.

Unless you want 10x in 10days. Then bet on me fucking your mom up the ass. It’s a cert.
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>>61593879
Some of it was 3x etfs. Some of it was me trying to find stocks that I thought would go up. They usually did, actually, but then I waited too long and they went back down
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>>61593883
Please don't praise me I'll blush
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>>61593880
>Copilot
I use it to write emails because my employer forces us to use mircosoft products
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>>61593889
Have you tried studying Buffett? No offense but it sounds like you are gambling. Bottom up approach is where it's at, I just read financial statements and make up a price in my mind what I would pay for the company and then look at the price. If it's significantly lower I'll buy big. Doesn't happen that often, once a year or so, but I'm busy with a 9to5 job. I own 2 companies in my 6 figure portfolio.
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>>61593595
+15.06% If I can judt do this everyday I might break even.
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>>61593914
>it sounds like you are gambling
I mostly am. I have another account that's buy&hold etfs and it's doing fine.
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>>61593933
Ah that's good to read. Wouldn't want you to live under a bridge.
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>>61593939
I should also add the stock I get from my employer is in this account too, and it's been getting fucked the past year. I really should have sold it as soon as I got it, But then again, as we can see, I'm not very good at this.
Fwiw, I'm quitting this job later in the month anyway (after the next stock vest) with nothing else lined up. I have enough saved to last like 10-20 years. After that I will be under a bridge.
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>>61593595
+$1500 USD Thanks to my AMZN finally pumping
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Arrite smiggers this year we're trying out new tactics, arrite? Instead of buying high, selling low, were gonna buy quality companies at a fair market value deemed plausible, and not sell a single share, unless the ones we bought without duly DUE diligence, or while drunk, or lonely, or bored, and we're gonna see where it gets us. Just this once, hehe, we can't do worse than the last couple of years, rite? -99%, -60%, -20%, 5,68%(!). Stay away from the options kids, and keep dumping your heard earned goybux into stonks. First for fuck silver, fuck jews, and jannies are trannies for free, none the less

Also baglet is a bitch
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>>61593956
Yes, buy and hold. I am up 20% for the year
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>>61593956
>fuck silver
>fuck jews
Anon-san
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>>61593595
+1.85%
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>>61593942
I'll get to that scenario before I turn 30. I'll probably remote freelance above market rate after that, I'm sure I can live off 2 months earnings in that case.
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>>61593956
My tactic is to hold SOXL, do nothing, and win. Same as always.
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>>61593595
+1.74%
+3.46% this year
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>>61593914
which companies?
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>>61593966

Wat the fakk anon, what are you holding? Options? WE SAID NO OPTIONS
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>>61593956
No thank you. I'd rather continue performing capricious all-ins based purely on instinct and momentum. Not sure where I end up but at least I'm getting there fast.
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Most newfags buying silver will have to wait until 2055 to break even. It's kind of sad, but silver cycles are 30 years.
It's all your fault you idiots.
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I'm running out of places to pull the "subscribe to autoship to get 40% off then cancel" trick on dog food. Can I just keep making new accounts? Shit's expensive.
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>>61594050
...Sorrry daaaaad *cries to my bedroom*
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i hate to be the one to break it to you guys
but here goes
it's a bubble
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>>61594111
>t. Stonetoss
>>61594082
>RayearthGODS
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>>61594096
> Americans doordash their dogfood
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I dont understand. Was ConocoPhillips just a pump and dump on the news? I didn't expect a 10 percent hike just to drop to a 3 percent hike today. From what I gather it's still a decent hike for the next month, or am I wrong? Because pil is pretty big news
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>>61594121
Having all that oil is pretty big news*
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>>61594111
Every time someone says it's a bubble I put a little more money into SPY
Stocks only go up.
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>>61594096
Do your dog a favour and start buying actual food for him/her. You do realize the dog feed has taste enhancers, pulverized bones and worse things in it right?
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>>61594128
this niggas eating dog food
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>>61593880
And the most common question their customer service receiveds is how to turn it off btw.
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>>61594117
No this is just auto-shipped from the retailer on a schedule, like Amazon's subscribe and save
>>61594128
I already buy "premium" food as compared to most of the slop passed off as dog food. I do mix in fresh natural protein with it, though
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Not sure how people make so much money
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>>61594143
Have you actually read the label? "Premium" don't mean shit. Do you have freezer? Just buy some frozen bones and shit if you need something non-perishable. Also "fresh natural protein" what the fuck is that supposed to mean, some kind of processed onions?
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>>61594160
Fresh and natural as in raw beef, etc.
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>>61593870
Grok can't do blonde bush.
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>>61594168
Good. But the dog feed has some nasty shit in it, it's really not a good idea to make someone eat that
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>>61594143
I too buy only the most premium luxury CPB soups.
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>>61593608
>That graph
Are you tracking my sexual activity?
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On my way to work im so tired
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>>61594249
Burger flips?
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henlo mister jerome
please initiate the january rate cuts
we are ngmi otherwise
thank u mister jerome
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>>61594258
No driving a coworker to the airport, its paid but id much rather sleep
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>>61593595
>0.39% green
Not a much as I thought but there’s always tomorrow.
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Is BCAT good for divvies?
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>>61592944

What ever happened to GNUS anon? It was always kind of sad and hilarious to see how much of a bagholder he was. GNUS was such a shit tier stock they delisted it on RH.

Kek
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What were your best and worst plays of 2025?
Best: NVDA, TSLA, PLTR, ETH
Worst: ARM, DJT
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why is there 3 smg threads
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>>61594333
Best: MU, INTC
Worst: SNDK, UUUU
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>>61594355
Oh yea, Intel popped too! It was WAY too low
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Why are gold and silver acting like gamestop instead of actually going up with money supply like they're supposed to?
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>>61594366
They've got a long way to go yet fren
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>>61594366
Fake and gay market became even faker and gayer
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>>61594366
what does gold and silver have to do with money supply? lmao
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>>61594366
uh oh stinky this guy subscribed to rational actor model lol
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>>61593806
Saved
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>>61594366

>he doesn’t know
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>>61594366
Because humans are buying and selling wirh emotions
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>Nvidia unveils its (((Vera Rubin))) AI platform
What a fitting name for the top of this hebraic scam.
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I will run out of non-retirement assets in 2042
I'll only be 55, I might have to tap my retirement accounts early and take the penalty
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>>61594740
what even is this?
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>>61594740
I was hoping for $1m end of 2025, but now it looks like end of Feb 2026. Then its a race to $2m
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>>61594814
It's my chart of my net worth (blue line) and various accounts. Yellow is retirement.
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>>61593806
grok add more of that glorious minge
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Found a new book so I don't have to waste as much time here
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>>61594833
I went from $1 to $2m in 2024 and then back to $1 after taxes and tariff losses in April. I will join you on your quest to $2
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>>61594918
>taking that paid advertisement seriously
wew lad
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Is not a good time to buy Roblox?
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>there hasn't been a single red day all year
bobo, are you okay?
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>>61595068
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Where the fuck is everyone.
It’s the new trading year ffs.
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>>61595094
FILTERED
by tha
CAPTCHAS
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>>61595094
I'm busy getting banned on /v/ for shitposting too hard in the AGDQ threads. I will be back when it's time to either buy or short ASTS
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IVV
SPY
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WMT
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>>61595009
We are going to make it $2m bro
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silver
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COSTCO
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anyone ever donate plasma as a side hustle? i need more money make more money
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>>61595094
taking some me time
>>61593891
it's the truth babe
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>>61595071
>that Logitech controller

Kek the anon that made that did a great job
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henlo jerome please help
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Silver at 79 right now. Started the day around 75. That’s a little too fast, same thing happened last week and it dumped the next day. What do you guys think
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>>61593880
That Copilot's gonna give Microsoft a KLM flight some day
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>>61595144
I feel like my quest to $2m includes a phone call to my broker for assistance with filling out a futures trading application.
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>>61595196
it dumped because of margin hikes and low volume. the leverage has been shaken out and volume has returned, silver won't go parabolic but it will keep going up
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>>61595210
I don’t doubt it will keep going up, I wonder if there’s just some opportunity for free cash. I think there’s a lot of newcomers to silver and they will panic at ever dip.
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>>61595218
retail doesnt affect the price of the silver market its simply too massive for big funds to even think about dumping their bags on retail.
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>>61593880
>Excel/
Microflop gives a warning not to trust copilot with Excel calculations
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>>61593914
>tried studying Buffett?
Buffett says he does not like bonds, has $380 billion in bonds.
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Id like to speak with the CEO of silver, no I can't hold Ill wait
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>>61593956
>Instead of buying high, selling low
That did not work for me, so for 2026 I am going to buy low and sell lower.
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>>61595206
>a phone call to my broker for assistance
Is this her?
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>>61595260
I haven't called them in probably 6 months, but unfortunately my last interaction with Schwab was with an Indian male, although I will say he was a competent series holder so it's possible he was in America. Usually Schwab is white chads on the trading desk, and cute females on the move money side depending on your particular needs.
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Days like today make me seriously consider quitting my wagenigger job.
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>futures
https://youtu.be/-AjPt-QtIL0
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I made an account with $5k and I'm going to put it all into one penny stock and hold until it makes me rich. What should I put it in?
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>>61593608
At this point why not just try an index fund?
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>>61595382
I have a separate and much larger buy/hold account full of index funds
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>>61595332
None
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>>61595396
If you want to gamble away your money you would probably have more fun playing poker
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>>61595405
Eh, I used to. Had a couple good games, but I have panic attacks gambling in public. Makes it hard to bluff.
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>>61595405
>>61595408
though I do often consider draining my account and dcaing into scratch off tickets
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>>61593608
Happy to see you are consistent and 2026 will be the same as 2025
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>>61595408
You can play online, I hate going to the casino anyway
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>silver just continuing higher
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>>61595196
silver goes up this week and next week I already decided it all I tried to tell you
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t's over
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>>61595440
good site for burgers to play poker for money online?
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>>61593067
Kys
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Silberbros, wgmi
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>>61595453
I always liked the pokerstars interface the best
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>>61595441
It was written, the chart doesn't tell us why.
Peel back the layers and you find decades of coordinated price suppression to prop up globo homo jewish finance.
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>>61595440
I think it's illegal in my state. And I was never as good online as I was in person actually.
I should probably just go play craps, I used to have a good system with that
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>>61595451
I literally sold a 307.5 cash secured put expiring last week and luckily exited for a $39 loss when it went ITM. I'm never trading MCD again. Their market jannies are surprisingly tight
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>>61594333
Winners: TSLA, PLTR, NVDA, AMD, SOFI, SOXQ, FTEC, GOOG/GOOGL
Losers: MP, HOND/IMSR, CCCX, RZLV
Still holding all of them. It's just not their time yet.
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>>61595476
> I think it's illegal in my state.
Land of the free my ass. Same for partypoker I guess?
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>>61592837
This cat is so hot....
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>US may subsidize oil companies to rebuild Venezuela's energy infrastructure, Trump says

LMAO
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>>61595485
Idk, I haven't tried playing in like 15 years.
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>>61595506
So why are you losing so much money on your investments anyway. What are you buying
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>>61595332
GENMF
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>>61595510
Mostly just bad timing, buy the top, sell the bottom
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>>61595514
Well that goes without saying
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>>61595514
youre an idiot. stop thinking people care to hear your shitty opinions or attempts at humour. will save you and everyone else a lot of wasted time
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For those of you who made money off of the last couple days' news, how did you do it? I mean at what day and time did you make your trades?
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>>61595524
I am taking a poop, you guys
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>>61595524
???
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>webull has a 2-3% cash bonus on new deposits expiring 15th jan
>they want a drivers license or passport to register
>have neither, will take atleast 2 weeks to get one paying for express delivery
>called support to see if i could use certified proof of identity documents instead
>the nigger just gives me a flat no, drivers license or passport only
nigger monday for me, thats -3k
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>>61595573
Maybe get ur life together? You don't even have a drivers license, what do you expect
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>>61595573
Lmao retard
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>>61595557
no one traded the venezuela news before hand except super high level figures. You can't telegraph a regime change that takes place in the middle of the night. Oil stocks are up 10% today because no one saw it coming.
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>>61595573
>No passport
>No drivers license
You've got worse things to worry about than a cash bonus. When was the last time you even smelled a woman? WeBull is doing you a favor to get your shit together.
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>>61595206
Man, whenever I hear people talking about futures or forex or shit, its always broke retards who think its some magic power to make more money fast. Just stop kidding yourself. You're not a genius, theres no magic
If you knew how to make money you can just do it with stocks and options. And if you want to leverage, dont use margin, just buy ITM call options with longer dates. Its so easy and simple, you can even do it on SPY and QQQ.
Stop making things more complicated than it needs to be, youd only need to branch out to futures and forex if you had enough money to actually affect the stock price when you buy it (like at least a million per order)
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>>61593914
This was Intel early this year. This might sound crazy but Campbells soup is probably really undervalued atm.
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>>61595652
Campbell's? The soup for poor people that nobody wants as per their CEO. That campbell's?
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>>61595706
It wasn't the CEO, it was some guy in charge of IT or something.
And I prefer Progresso
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>>61595720
Yea the guy in charge of IT is the ceo, he's in charge of the whole thing. I don't know why you had to yell the word it at me
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what do you call this line /smg/?
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>>61595706
CISO, which is basically just head of IT, not even close to CEO, basically a fake executive. Its a big fat nothing burger, literally zero change to any meaningful metric.
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would you buy this chart?
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>>61595759
just busy TSM retard
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>>61595759
Fuck no, you just poasted it for free. Anyone who wants it can just right click and save.
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>>61595759
Fuck no. "Soup" as a product line, is dead. No one wants it. You want a top signal? Handheld soup. Ever since then it's DOGSHIT for campbells. It's human dog food. Ramen is for the poors and Campbell's is for the food bank. I can't believe it's still trading in the 20 dollar range.
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>>61594333
Best: RNMBY, SEI, SOXL
Worst: THLLY, MHVIY

Here's to hoping RNMBY, SOXL, and NLR continue to pump.
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>>61595759
Yes, good dividend with upwards potential. Someone has to make soup just like someone has to be the janitor. Also more potential for new products to affect the value. Earnings are fine and no dividend cut, its just not a tech stock. A good hedge against tech bubble too.
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>>61595813
>Someone has to make soup
I imagine a lot of people thought that while the car was being rolled out. Ramen is eating soup's lunch, no one is eating fucking canned soup.
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>>61595759
I dont see the market for canned soup. Who buys it? You still have to prepare it which takes time cooking and cleaning. Its not really healthy, its not really cheap, its not really filling or has a lot of protein or meat. Its not good for feeding a family or other large groups. So single, low end proffessional women, in their 30s is the main buyer?
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>>61595824
>>61595831
Yall do know they have more than soup, right? And you know soup is also an ingredient?
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>>61595611
well that's what I'm asking, is everyone who's up big now just lucky then? As soon as I heard the news it was already priced in. they priced it in even before it happened
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QUANTUM
AI
SPACE
DRONE
PRIVATE PRISON
DASH CAM
SOUP
O
U
PRECIOUS RARE EARTH METALS
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>FUTAS
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>>61595741
up and to the right
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>>61595732
Kek
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>>61595769
hey you better not, I own that image!

>>61595813
yea it won't crash when AI tech crashes because it already crashed
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>>61596010
Generally when there is tech panic, basic good become safer investment. A lot of funds do this, they sell leverage down tech stocks to buy essentials (oil, energy, food, industrial, real estate etc). Its a cycle, and essentials are at the bottom right now, not because essentials are doing bad but because the upside of tech is still high. 80% of my portfolio is already tech so its nice to pick up some low risk stable stocks with good historical dividends. People are just too obsessed with putting their eggs in one basket.
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>>61595587
>>61595632
why do i need a drivers license, i don't drive or have a car. Why would i have a passport? im not leaving the country.
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>>61596099
>>61596099
>>61596099
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>>61593689
That's a man.
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>>61593806
Definitely both men.
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>>61596045
what do you bag-hold anon, you can tell us
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>>61595587
>>61595632
>just do what they want
wouldn't expect anything less invertabrate from smiggers



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