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Venezuelan milkshake edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/ >>61592837
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>futures
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Pussy bitches buy chainlink and you’ll be millionaires in a year
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Didn't check how many /smg/ threads are on the log, next baker should recycle
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>>61596140
We already are fool get out of here
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>>61596148
Then why are you here Kek
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>>61596151
I enjoy the banter
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>>61596140
What companies do you recommend that manufacture chainlink fencing? I don't know a lot about the industry
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Oilers?
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>>61596251
They are fucked for another 10 years after McMeme leaves.
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I'm simply going to buy as many puts as I can on PLTR and no one can stop me
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>>61596497
at least wait until after it is announced PLTR technology coordinated everything about the Venezuela raid.
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>>61596500
I refuse to believe PLTR has ever coordinated anything, it's all just a fiction and a myth
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>>61596507
probably didn't, but govt needs to hype AI bubble until all the only fans thots get here to boost GDP.
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Surely my broker has my best interests at heart when sending me this kind of promotion, right?
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>>61596575
The nice part about margin is that your trades clear "instantly" so you can immediately use the money.
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>>61596140
you’ve been saying that for 10 years
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Trump address at 10:00am
Will imagine yuropoors will seethe and say “muh rheinmetall”
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>>61596611
oh shit who did we abduct this time?
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What happened to smg?
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>>61596653
it got split
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>>61596643
he's going to announce seizure of Greenland and bombing Iran
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> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"The USA markets just hit another ALL TIME HIGH - ALL OF THEM!!! THANK YOU YOU MISTER TARIFF!!! PRAY THAT THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT ALLOWS OUR COUNTRY TO CONTINUE ITS UNPRECEDENTED MARCH TOWARD UNPARALLELED GREATNESS! BOTH OUR NATIONAL AND FINANCIAL SECURITY HAVE NEVER BEEN STRONGER!"

>ALL OF THEM
why is he always lying?
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>>61596575
>yeah goy, you are a little wolf of wallstreet, you make so much money that you can surely outpace my margin rates and earn insane amounts of money. you should also use your house as a collateral for margin in order to buy a gorillion of our 0.1 delta SPY calls with 0 days to expiration, surely nothing could go wrong, you just have to have some balls in order to buy a yacht
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>>61596681
Lying works as long as no one calls it out.
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>>61596251

You rang?
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>>61596730
Where's the lie though? S&P500, Dow Jones, Russel and Nasdaq all are at or very near ATH. Is this just semantics and you're saying he's lying because when he made that post, some of the indices were not technically at a true ATH but just roughly +-5% around ATH?
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>>61596746
It's because tariffs were supposed to obliterate the economy but they didn't. And now other countries like Europe and Mexico especially are starting to use them again China and others as well, so it looks like Trump was just a few years early

So commies gotta cope
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>>61596681
>lying
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>$1.7bil NPV at current copper and palladium prices
>$170mil market cap
Why is GENMF priced at 10% of its NPV. This shit should be trading at 30% NPV at least. What am I missing?
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>>61596749
Didn't basically all of the tariffs get repealed
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>>61596853
You've got the right idea the supreme court is currently having a case on the legality of the president implementing tariffs so they could all suddenly get repealed but at the moment they're just sitting at a baseline 10% for most countries I think
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>>61596746
>Ok it isn't at ATH but it is close so it counts
I don't know, sounds like an excuse a Jew would use.
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>1 post since the market opened.
Yeah I'm thinking its over boss.
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Where's gains frog?
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>>61597001
Should i dump oil before job report?

And where's everyone, did school start again?
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>>61597001
>Welcome to Greenfield, population: Me
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>>61593632
>>61593632
>>61593632
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Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61597752
Thats a lot of silver!
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>>61596575
Unironically if you can borrow money at a low enough rate to invest you are stupid not to take it, I borrowed money back when rates where low as shit and just bought an all world index fund
literally free money
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People who say to diversify are cowardly faggots
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>>61597768
Diversity is never a strength, keep your portfolio pure
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>>61596515
Consider how low this clown world has fallen when whores showing their ass and tits on the internet is somehow considered artistry.
Just fucking nuke everything at this point.
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>if it's good enough to screenshot it's good enough to sell

Is it anons?
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who /port ath/ here
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>>61597773
>>61597768
Based
>MicronGODS
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>>61597773
>>61597774
>>61597775 (oof)
This board is getting slow as hell.
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>>61597780
Not yet, but im getting there, slowly.
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>>61597780
Moi
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>>61597805
THICC
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SLV and HL
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>>61597780
Damn I love dabbing on third world countries.
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>>61597834
Cute post cute poster
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I'm shorting silver with every penny I have. The mighty dollar will prevail over this pump and dump industrial raw material.
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STOP PUMPING

thank you for your attention to this matter
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Another successful swing on AGQ from 165 to 205.49
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The stocks I own are increasing in price today
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Frens, I got laid off last year and I did not have enough money to max out my roth this year…

Do i sell some stuff in my brokerage so I can max out my roth? I’m also cash strapped a bit since I drew down savings and am now funding my first round of ESPP at my workplace.
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>>61597780
half a million here, ATH was in october tho, still around 20k to go
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>>61597867
can't you withdrawal Roth contributions anytime? if so max that shit.
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>>61597852
Kek, let us know how that goes for you
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>>61597884
Like I said I don’t have enough cashflow based on my projections to max it out, I was without income for like 6 months.
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>>61597899
you max as much as you can and withdraw what you contribute as needed is what he's saying. It's free gains
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>>61597899
get some cash, then buy some knee pads. you have a few months still. I believe in you anon.
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What do I buy?
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>>61597887
So what does the projection on its value look like?
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>>61597910
I think I can only get to $4k so 3k short unless I sell from the taxable and transfer over.
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GOLDMAN SACHS
JP MORGAN
WHEN DO I SHORT THESE PIGS?
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I lost everything fuck!" why are we mooning? what is this dog shit
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Assuming you're in the dead center of 6 figure hell, how much cash do you guys keep sidelined during these bull runs?
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>>61597921
You don't the 50y mortgage is a done deal. There's been no talk about it, because of the backlash. They are now just waiting a little and BAM it will be back. And you will love it.
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>>61597928
100€
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Y’all are about to get dumped on if you bought in the last couple of hours
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>SOFI
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Love me some low vol grindpumpday
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any oil baggies in this thread?
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>>61597958
Me!
What's going on?
I think i buy more, but is it the job report tomorrow that is spooking?
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>>61597928
I'm at the bottom of six figure hell, but 10-15%.
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>>61597958
Yeah I'm still in the red with flng
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so precious metals and computer hardware is just an infinite money hack or what
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damn hecla is retard pumping
>>61597958
here
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>>61597958
hello!
>-$2,331.45
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>>61597928
just a big fat emergency fund
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>>61597958
JUST started a UCO position today. My NATGAS position in BOIL was already - 30 poo scent rekt.
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God fucking damn it.
SPY never goes down and small caps never go up.
Fuck this gay nigger market.
I'm done.
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>>61597774
You think its about art?
It's about the money.
Why wouldnt the US want insta thots and onlyfans whores to make money in the US and pay US taxes?
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invest in good companies and make money, it aint hard boys
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They're just industrial metals
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>>61598023
>SPY never goes down
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fuckkk i want to buy MU but am waiting for a dip...
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>Cybercab Out: Tesla Stock Plunges as Key Product Name Unavailable for Trademark
Fucking LOL
They ought to put an Optimus in the front seat with Elon's face on a screen and go from there.
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Market crash happening in 2026?

>>61597946
I demand pics of Lune's feet
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They will just keep the market up and pumping til friday, because the only thing that matters now is the supreme court shit. Maybe they'll dump it on thursday because of "jitters". It's basically like a Fed event and this how the and why the market acts like it does now.
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>>61598066
See, now they even do the jumppumps
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GUYS, what about the job report tomorrow, it will be garbage. Won't the market tank?
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>>61598102
Don't they just lie about those numbers anyways?
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>>61598102
No I hold puts. It will go up 8%
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>>61597958
what do you guys think about companies like petrobras? Just bought some on a whim. Im more of a vibe investor than financial advice P/E investor
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>>61598102
News doesn't matter anymore, news only matters for 15 mins. and then the market niggers will continue their gay retarded pumping.
Look at every FOMC meeting, if the market went down that day, the dip was bought up the next day.
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>>61598049
The dip was yesterday
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>>61598102
If it does, you get cheapies. If not, line continue to go up
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new ATH for my gas and electric bill of $190 last month.
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>>61598144
That reminds me my electric company owes me like $700 because I've been overpaying. I should get that fixed
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i'm making a little too much money
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>>61598167
I'm about to break even because tmf put me so far down the hole
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I keep waiting for SPY to go under 650 to buy stocks but it just keeps pumping
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>>61598183
700 EOD
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Is there a market for betting on whether Jensen or Lisa will get crushed by their own server rack on stage?
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I sold my SOXL too early like an idiot
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>rptx
There will be a payout on the 16th; also fuck UGRO for heeming me, never touching weed stocks again.
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will JPY ever recover
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>>61597762
It's 10% yearly interest and they allow up to 6:1 leverage ratio. With that amount of leverage stock moving 10% or even less may trigger margin call. They may and do adjust leverage requirements without notice, instantly. Their initial requirement for cash in that account is 175k USD. That shit is fucking dangerous, they are inviting you to play with fire.
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>>61598183
Time in the market etc.
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what are you guys buying to profit off venezuala, so far I picked up HAL, SLB and GRDZF
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They actually bruteforced it to anothr ATH because Trump posted some shit today about markets at ATH, lol
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let's get TQQQ past $55
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>>61598219
well my XOM calls are tanking today, so that's something
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SPY will close at around 688.50
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Is this general getting even slower? What's happening???
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>>61598226
its a good day to buy.
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>>61598231
the smart money is in shiny rocks these days. dark times indeed.
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>>61598219
Imagine falling for an obvious pump and dump
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>0DTE OTM options on Leveraged symbols with a loan
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>>61598239
Well yeah tell me about it I wish was at least 50% in on gold and silver. Something just feels off and I think it'd be a good idea to have a stack of that stuff. I just got this feeling the USD is about to inflate at faster rates. Prices just keep going up
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>wd, sandisk, mu
>this dogshit is carring nasdaq now.
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>>61598239
No it isn't. Smart money is buying up shit like Hormel for when people are trading cans of SPAM for mother daughter double blow jobs boss.
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>>61598230
no see> >>61598108 because one universal constant is that I must lose it will close at least 695 if not 700
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>>61596707
>muh goyim posting while spreading satanic black magic by using an image made by ((ai))
you will burn in hell for eternity
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>spend the day with a girl I went to high school with in an intimate setting
>then I woke up
I'm 36. I fucking hate these kind of dreams the realization when you wake up is fucking crushing why is this happening to me
At least we got access to capital markets where we can gamble the entirety of our net worth to watch it go up or down rapidly
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>>61598257
>Ugliest most retarded manchild on /biz/ is still crying about societal collapse
Lose some weight and wash your face before bed and you'll probably be much happier and do better in the market instead of predicting societal collapse every 2 weeks, "boss".
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>>61598102
Jobs numbers are Thursday morning not tomorrow
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>>61598231
3 things:
>current financial meta is getting the fuck out of USD
>/biz/ getting lobotomized a year and a half ago
>rapeape killing 4chan outside of /r9k/ and /pol/
Maybe we should move to bantculture or some other imageboard.
>>61598278
Stop thinking that you peaked in high school.
>inb4 /r9k/ copes
Kill the incel within yourself.
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>>61598278
>I fucking hate these kind of dreams the realization when you wake up is fucking crushing why is this happening to me
I feel you bro, happens to me too sometimes
I fucking hate having good dreams
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>>61598290
You're missing the larger picture retard. You can arbitrage your SPAM, buy it here, and take it to Venezuela or Cuba where it's going to be worth its weight in gold, then you trade it for the gold and bring that back here to give to Goldberg & Goy for cash money boss.
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>>61598290
>feeding tripfags with replies
Anon...

>>61598293
It's not about that, it's about value of teenage girls and the sense of crisis of finding a wife at my age
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>>61598278
Yup
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>>61598219
XOM and BLK
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>>61598231
most anons made it on shiny rocks and are balls deep in a thai ladyboy right now.
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>>61598035
what are some good companies
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>>61598278
I dreamed i was in Japan eating conveyor belt sushi again. Does that count
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>>61598278
Im developing very inappropriate feelings about my psychiatrist. Last time I visited she looked at me like a stray dog and gave me a hug on my way out. Also I went to the supermarket last night and in the speakers they were playing a song with her name in the song title. Almost broke down there in the middle of the cereal isle.
How does this in conjunction with the venezuela situation affect the oil market?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I MISSED THE CHIP TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN FUCK THIS GAY ASS MARKETTTTTTTTT
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>>61598352
Anon she's paid to spend time with you
Basically a whore you aren't sleeping with
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Erm, MSTR bros?
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>>61598359
I forgot to add
>inb4 it's her job
I know. I know. Im just a lonely autist that probably need pills to even function anymore.
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>>61598365
>they get reclassified as shitty versions of bdcs and dropped
Lul
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>>61598367
Nah you just need to be like Tony Soprano and fuck your therapist.
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>>61598359
99% of men with female therapists quit right before their next session would end with a blowjob.
>>61598365
Please got let MSTR get dropped it would be so fucking funny.
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>>61598353
JUST BUY SOME KLA (KLAC) AND AMD.
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my MRAM doin a lil sum'
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The tariff ruling on friday will make the stock market crash as hard as it did in April, right?
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>>61598365
>share price plummets
>gets removed from index
What's the next step of their micro strategy?
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>>61598374
>>61598375
>therapist
Actually she's a psychiatrist, i.e. a doctor. She only prescribes meds. My therapist is an older bloke who is really good. Challenges my thoughts and helps me identify patterns etc.
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>Japan 30 year bond yield hit's 3.5% for the first time in history
buckle up
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>>61598365
>shitty crypto meme crashes
oh wow nobody could have seen
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>>61598365
fucking tranny company
i hate it so much fuck this gay market
i could be up 1000% but i am holing micro trannygy instead
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>>61598241
doesn't matter im a long term investor nigger. besides only 20 percent of my port is in the market rest is rocks and crypto.
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>XOM and CVX are now at pre-pump levels
brutal
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The market is so fucking gay.
Up 500+ points 2 days in a row?
Every time I think there is a puts setup my puts get raped.
Fuck this gay nigger market.
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What's some new technology that the sheep will go for next some type of SpinMRAMtronicsilicion type shit
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>>61598388
i read that since the japanese central bank is still buying bonds that it really doesn't matter, it's still a dovish stance and the interest rate rising just makes it a little less dovish, the yen will continue to fall which means the carry trade is still very viable.

also i dream about taking you out to a nice restaurant, giving you treats you've never had before. just reminding you that our anniversary is in 3 days, and it matters a lot to me.
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>>61598400
>crypto
lol. lmao
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>>61598427
Kek. Kekaroni
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>>61598424
KYS Boss
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>>61598423
EKSO might pop off, APLD spun off the cloud part of their AI datacenter business so it's like a new coreweave that already has customers
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>tfw I am watching some 50 year old dude jerk his dick and tip women $0.1 for masturbating
>all while the latinas are desperately trying to get his attention for those juicy $0.1 tips per hour
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>>61598454
Are you at least profiting from this?
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>>61598352
You don't want to be like Tony Soprano. >>61598367
>>61598374
Tony never got to fuck her but a random nigger rapist did. How ironic. Maybe rape is the right move after all...
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I'm making too much money, feels like I will be completely heemed soon
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>>61598454
Is this on netflix?
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>>61598454
Please reference the attached graphic, thank you.
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>>61598471
Same. Too many double digit days...
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>>61598380
Believe it or not, rally either way
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>>61598388
in the year since we met, i made 6 figures, gained 20 pounds, mostly quit weed but i'm in a difficult relapse period, and went from driving a prius to a convertible. i'm doing my best to win your love babe. i know your year probably wasn't as good. think in a lot of ways you've gotten worse. but i still love you and believe in you, and i'm hoping this year you'll get serious about your heart and soul, take my advice and accept my love.
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>>61598353
i wish that was me
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i need to stop selling covered calls
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Fake fucking market. Silver MUST dump immediately.
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>>61598526
Same
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>>61598310
I see
>teenage girls
They are idiots, stop gooning to slice of life anime.
>>61598388
qrd?
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>>61598403
maybe buy calls instead?
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>OpenAI's Chatgpt market share has dropped from 87% last year to now 55%
>growth is down to single digits
>they are STILL not profitable
>Oracle's has hundreds of billions riding with them
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>>61598526
roll em.
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>>61598454
did you get some of those $0.1 at least?
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>>61598545
Doesn't matter, market must go up.
Also don't forget softbank recently pumped 40 billion into them...
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>>61598545
it will be fine babe. better than fine. you're gonna have egg on your face again. how about instead of hoping bad things happen you position yourself to benefit when good things do? you might not be so bitter all the time, it might change the way you look at things. you've been a scoffer and nay-sayer too long.
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>>61598545
Don't worry

>Bloomberg
>@business
>Oracle will likely maintain its investment-grade bond rating in the near term despite borrowing tens of billions of dollars to expand its artificial-intelligence push, according to UBS
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>>61598454
Plot twist: anon is actually the 50 year old dude
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>>61598545
>trying to make sense of messianic fanaticism
ngmi
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The SOXL gap down from their niggered rebalancing is going to be amazing
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>check back my spy 689 calls
>its up to 500% now
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>look up the highschool girl
>passage of time hasn't been too kind to her
>doesn't seem to be married
>doesn't seem like she ever had a child
>at her age it's unlikely she will ever have one
>this makes me feel better about myself
Why am I like this. She's not even bad person or anything.

Also I got spare cash what junior to buy with it?
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>mu pumped +$30 again and i didn't buy yesterday

im seething bros
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>>61598624
pump a junior into her if you know what I mean.
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>>61598638
>be president
>put tariffs potentially unlawfully left right and center on everybody arguing it's for national security and such, to bring manufacturing back, onshoring
>Micron only US company in RAM business in the US
>RAM prices 4x
>stop producing RAM for retail cause big money waiting for business RAM
>Say nothing to that US company
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>>61598638
Don't look at Sandisk
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>>61598638
I’m convinced micron will pump every day infinitely
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>>61598638
for me, it's mram
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>>61598660
>local RAM company
HOLY glad it's working out well
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>>61598638
>bought 350 call by 1/16 during this morning's dip
>already up 370%
I wasn't familiar with MU's game
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SNDK
MU
STX
AGQ

Just imagine if you would have...
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>>61598672
Bought yesterday?
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>>61598638
>vertical pump
gonna load up puts tomorrow
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>>61598672
Yeah but ideally one would like to buy low
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>>61598678
Yep
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>Elon Musk's xAI raises $20 billion from investors including Nvidia, Cisco, Fidelity

>here's $20 billion bro, now buy my GPU and routers
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Holy shit I thought things would cool down by now, why are we still pumping??
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Very nice. Bought $27 calls on SoFi for Friday when it was at $26.50ish.....was slightly negative for an hour..decided to average down and buy more. Than bam....up 38%

It was a good day
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>SNDK
It just keeps going...
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$ZIM sisters
We bussin
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Short SNDK
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How did NDX/TQQQ dump while SOXL and SPX jumped? lol how did they do that
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And silver at 81
Lmao this week is wild
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>>61598726
>up 700% in 4 months
is this one of the easiest stocks to short right now?
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this is like the only stock that's made me money this past year
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>>61598742
Congratty anony
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>>61598741
It's doing a +27% after a +16% on 2/01, good luck catching the top.
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>>61598424
have you done a JPY carry trade? Any advice you can share with a fellow anon.
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>>61598741
Surprisingly, it looks like it still has some room. I could see 400 by end of the month, probably a pull back tomorrow though.
Im setting a stop loss on my call as soon as it closes today.
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>>61598742

what even made you buy it when it wasnt it hype
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Surely I'll finally make it after all these years r-right? 2026 will surely be the year my networth multiplies upward several times r-right? Or will my networth just keep crabbing? I just want to be free of the wagecage, forever.
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>>61598761
I bought it when I saw RAM prices going through the roof
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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3/3 green days for 2026
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What about Corsair
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>>61598763
Do you have a woman to coom in? If not, then why bother?
>then finally I can start my real life
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>>61598773
Today: +0.83%
This Week: +0.77%
This Month: +0.08%
This Year: +0.08%
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>>61598773
+1.3%
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>>61598773
+$1,301.71 (+14.19%)
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>>61598773
+2.62%
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>>61598773
Up but not enough. I just want to be cozy and a shut in, never to worry about waging again.
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>>61598773
>DING DING DING DING DING
>How did it go today?!?!
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>>61598780
Oops, forgot my chart
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>>61598660
>chip stocks
used to hold wolfspeed until they screwed over their shareholders.
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>>61598773
My oil, my oil!
I'm just half the boomer I used to be
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>>61598773
3.23%
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>>61598773
+54%
down 99% overall
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>>61598773
up $73 ytd. held over night, still have 2 day trades. patience is a virtue
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>>61598773
+3.44%
Dropped CRDO calls at a small loss and picked up PALL and SNDK right after it was up 10% this morning.
RIP lil SLV call, I hardly knew yee.
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>>61598773
+ 6.3%, my IRA is now at ATHs thanks to silver
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>>61598773
$2,229.44 (+3.12%)
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>>61598780
Congrats on breaking the streak.
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>>61598805
*kisses you*
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Unironically, fuck those captchas. 3 fuckin puzzles after a while gets really fuckin annoying. And now they also added not only 3 options while trying to solve one puzzle, but 5 (find the one without a pair (dice))
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>>61598310
you're gonna have to pick either an asian or a latina from a poor countrynor settle for a fat she-boss
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>>61598808
Thank you I tried really hard
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>>61598791
bro, what are you doing?
It's like you don't even read any of the posts on here yet I see you every day. How is it possible to get so justed?
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Big green dildo candle today. We’re going higher tomorrow (and I will sell my calls).

>>61598230
Loser
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>>61598773
+.66 poo cent
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>>61598773
>1D: +5.35% ($9268)
im something of a trader myself
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>>61598773
all ports setting an ATH
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I sold a risky cash covered put on a btc ponzi scheme stock today for an arr of 54%. How retarded am i ? What are the chances of me getting hemmed .
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>>61598737
@grok put bobo in a MICRO BIKINI and write BBC ONLY on his face
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>>61598773
-2.32%
IMSR 30.32
AMZN 3.36
PLTR 3.23
QBTS 2.05
MP 2.04
WBTN 2.04
RGTI 1.41
CELH 1.24
IMSR pumped on reaching a major agreement with DoE to build a molten salt reactor.
The biggest drag today were SOFI and TSLA. SOFI dropped -7.84% because of dilution, which is on top of the $1.5 billion they already sold a few weeks ago, and they were punished for it by short term traders. But for long term holders, this is bullish. The only reasons they would need this much cash all at once are rapid expansion, acquisition, or possibly even a big crypto purchase.
TSLA just being TSLA.
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>>61598823
Was it MSTR?
Im not sure what happens to a option if the stock gets delisted.
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>>61598777
having a woman that eats your cum every day is the only thing that matters bros why did i let her go oh god what a fool i was
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>>61598829
>The only reasons they would need this much cash all at once are rapid expansion, acquisition, or possibly even a big crypto purchase.
They are making their own stable coin and backing it 1:1 with cash. Thats why they need to stack.
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>>61598773
Up 1.43%
>>61598780
Yay, you're positive for the year!
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If uranium won't continue going up I will become financially ruined.
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>>61598278
all my dreams are something bad happening to me, for years now
I literally just realized I haven't had a dream like this in a decade. What the fuck?
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What do we think about SOC (Sable Offshore Corp)?
They are trying to start pumping oil from some oil field in front of california. But the environmental groups are filing cases against them trying to stop the restart.
Now the PHMSA has said it is safe to restart, so the judge will most likely just agree and let them restart it.
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Bayhorse bros...we lost again...

Only 1 of my 4 silver stocks were actually up today despite Silver rocketing. Gay.
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My kuya silver stocks are trying to find the non existent stop loss
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>>61598854
Did you unironically actually buy bayhorse?
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>>61598855
I don't feel so bad anymore about selling that one prematurely
Thank you for your sacrifice
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>>61598853
>refineries shutting down
>oil there is complete garbage
>domestic market about to be flooded with cheap venezuelan oil
>could possibly become a partisian/enviromental shitfest
Bearish unless you're going to sell the news.
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>>61598773
+7%, wild day
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>>61598849
>African american gentleman smiling at your female broker
Seems you have to find a new broker, she is compromised
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>>61598832
I suppose i get hemmed , its for jan 16, my female broker made it too easy .
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>>61598773
+$724.93 (+0.57%)
+$2,193.08 (+1.74%) YTD
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>>61598849
>/biz on the left
>/bant on the right
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>>61598855
I've only git $8 in Kuya... just to track it
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>>61598909
consolidation?
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Hold SNDK overnight or sell?
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>>61598853
>some oil field in front of california
not just california, but the Santa Ynez/Santa Barbara area filled with very rich oil hating libs (how love oil for their private jets and cars, but not for you), and Gavin Newsom who is doing everything possible to drive out oil production, pipelines and refining. Feds will approve any drilling in federal waters but they oil needs to be pumped through state waters to the beaches and to a refinery somewhere. Newsom and his team were so effective at restricting oil production and pipeline transport there was serious concern about major pipleines being shut down. Anything positive you hear from Newsom or the libs regarding oil is a lie because he is runnning for President and knows how bad he looks. Consider all that its a bigger risk than just an oil stock. California is filled with liberal judges at the state and federal level. Even Chevron is leaving/left movign is state HQ to Texas.
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>>61598046
It does when I buy calls or sell puts
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>>61598929
Yep, best example of this bullshit is in Canada. Cancelled a Pipeline to white guilt bow to natives and feel good about green energy.
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Huzzah!
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>>61598928
Idk how something can shoot up almost 30% overnight and not correct soon thereafter
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>>61598916
Kek
>>61598862
Two more weeks
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>>61598928
I held and set a stop loss at -5% current price.
I think it has room to go, but that looks long term. I would set a stop on anything up more than 20% intraday.
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>>61597936
>Backlash

What is the big deal? For someone who is under 25 it's a pretty good deal. If you can throw $25-$50 extra everything month at the principal it literally is the same cost as a 30 year mortgage
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>>61598773
+2.4%
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>>61598942
Wait I'm confused wheres bitcoin?!
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>>61598962
Cute
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>>61598914
i'm up 7.5% this year babe.
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>>61598773
shut the fuck up you piece of shit
and fuck this dogshit market
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>>61598971
I will never fuck you. The second you defended trans "people" I lost all interest. Just the thought of you makes me gross out
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>>61598972
You ok, buddy?
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STOP MAKING GAINS, I hate to see how many wrong decisions I've made
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>micro trannigy up 6% after marktet
what happened?

>>61598982
no why would i?
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>>61598954
They like the stock
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>>61598800
>SNDK
Yes, short term plays on RAM are worth their weight in gold right now.

I had a put on NET/Cloudflare running. I had to close it because I was down 1000 bucks already and this stock has flatlined for a year. Fuck SaaS stocks.
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>>61598352
Aren’t these the sort of thoughts you should be discussing with her? You only get to live this one life anon. In your next one you will be reincarnated as an Indian, I promise you that.
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>>61598938
Speaking of Canada, Biden fucked the Keystone XL pipeline in his first week of office. Project is dead now.
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>>61598993
SNDK is storage not RAM
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>>61599006
Leatherman said next play is indeed storage
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what is platinium even used for?
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>>61598987
Literally just buy the markets and don't sell on red days
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>>61598981
babe. that's pretty harsh. i don't ever remember defending them, and i don't know when you're talking about. i would defend a lot of people from you. there's a lot gross about me but there's a lot to admire too, and you admit as much you once did. i still love you and know i'm best for you. i'm doing my best for us.
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>>61599009
Memory = RAM
Storage = storage
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>>61598993
It looks like anyone making NAND chips right now is the way to go for a bit until the supply/demand stabilizes.
Im happy as hell I finished my rig last year now.
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>>61599022
Nah man he said the S word, it's not a coincidence SNDK skyrocketed
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>ZSL makes new lows even though silver hasn't even made a new high
Lord. I am so tempted to chuck my entire port into this.
I'm thoroughly convinved silver is going back to $20 but it's just so fucking risky.
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>>61599031
Oh snap
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>>61599022
To be fair, VRAM isnt the same as RAM and is much more specialized. Its one of the reasons Micron is pulling out of consumer space is they can move all their processes to make GDDR6 VRAM chips without wasting manufacturing capacity on consumer grade DDR5
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ok I get so whats the next step.
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>>61599054
For me it's LEU, nuclear still has way to go
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>>61599036
No balls.
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I'm gonna start DCAing into MU and GOOG
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>>61599052
Yeah I forgot about NAND flash storage being referred to as memory
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>>61599070
I like OKLO, LEU and CCJ. Im looking into building up my port with these once PMs level out.
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>>61599052
GDDR6 is old news I think they said they are concentrating on HBM during the last call
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>>61599090
Yeah we're on GDDR7 with the 50 series anyways
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i will laugh so hard when the ram bubble pops and it goes -90% in one day
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>>61598981
build on our love. you've doubled down on hate. stop justifying your loneliness with anger. we could be together. i'll help you build what you want, forget about all the things that make you mad.
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>>61598981
omg marry me i love you and i hate trannies
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>>61599100
Two more weeks
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>>61599011
Catalytic converters
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I wish I knew what to invest in, im so sacred to invest, i dont want to lose money i worked hard for, its all I have

I have 100k in TQQQ, and 400k in bonds, im just terrified of investing - I invested 100k a few years back and I lost like 30k and I remember feeling sick to my stomach for a whole month, like i couldnt even stand i was puking and could not sleep, just awful - i dont know how people do it.
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>>61599036
i started selling ZSL puts but i don't think silver will break below 60 this year. I'll take 20% profit if i get assigned
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I sold everything
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>>61599079
To be fair, Class 5 NVME is just about as fast a DDR5 memory now. My assumption is that they will use this for a page system to expand the RAM capacity as it would already exist in the current server boards and wouldnt really be doing anything but possible holding an emergency boot strap program, so shove a few TB in each server and that will massively expand available allocation space.

>>61599090
>>61599097
Which exemplifies the issue even more. I couldnt imagine how many people would upgrade from the board up for new RAM gens when they could just sell to the people who are already clamoring for it. Most people dont upgrade their PC for 5+ years, and most offices, etc dont upgrade for 10+ years if they can get away with it.
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>>61599122
400k in bonds...??
you know gold is money? A superior cash? You should have acquired gold positions years ago...
Even banks recommend a 60/20/20 portfolio now.
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>>61599100
No production increase possible until mid 2027 at the earliest when Micron finishes their next plant, they are throttled currently
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Friday could be insane if SCOTUS issues an order slapping down the tariffs. We could see a SPY +5% day.
The question then is what to plow money into that best benefits from tariffs going away? Probably something like Apple or Amazon.
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>>61599140
Costco. Wholesalers were most affected and Costco was the one who made the lawsuit.
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>>61599140
I bought Costconium in case tariffs get refunded.
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>>61599140
>if SCOTUS issues an order slapping down the tariffs.
What if they go the opposite direction? They could say all imports are illegal
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>>61598773
-0.52% today
+5.48% YTD
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Altria bros is it over
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>>61599140
nah 2-3% day. its mostly priced in.
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>>61599160
>>61599161
Not a bad idea. COST is just now coming off 1 year lows.
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>>61599122
If you are unsure or don't like to do all the research. Utility and water companies are great. They fluctuate but never catastrophically collapse and are generally unaffected by most noise. People need power and water. And they always pay dividends
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>>61598773
I did ok
>>61599140
noting ever happens
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>>61599011
my wife's ring is platinum.
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>>61598981
don't be petty. don't be tough. don't be proud. i love you with all my heart and i know yours can change.
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Still early for miners...
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henlo mister jerome
please nuke my skull from orbit
also bake a new thread
and lower the rates
thank u mister jerome
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>>61599355
It's wild how tech didn't win 2025
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>>61599118
>Catalytic converters
I love those fuckers because i mention them do the anti coal fags and it mind breaks them
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Baking
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>>61599447
>>61599447
>>61599447
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>>61599122
>400k in bonds
You invested $400k in bonds and claim you are affraid of investing? Just put like $50k in VT or VOO and wait six months and see how it goes.
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Is the economy actually growing, or are stock valuations just reflecting inflation like how asset holders in Argentina or Venezuela saw gains in their heated caudillo moments?
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>>61599588
The way I see it my fast food meals aren't increasing as much as they were before so it's not inflation
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>>61598773
realized -15% in losses today after holding for 4 years
i've lost so much money it's unreal
literal bottom signal igbtw
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>>61599676
What were you holding?
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>>61599683
everyone's favorite semiconductor etf
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Now everyone go and do a 3 or 5 year comparison between SOXL and USD. And before you niggers start looking at the fucking DOLLAR, just use TICKER USD. Jesus fuck, I'll just do it for you, there's no way some of you RETARDS will not FUCK this simple task up.

https://www.google.com/finance/quote/SOXL:NYSEARCA?comparison=NYSEARCA%3AUSD&window=5Y
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Every time I get close to making a big fuckin play I end up pussying out. I had 4 shares and wanted 40 more and then sold the bottom shit.
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>>61598278
Give up the anime, then maybe you won't be such a noxious weird faggot.



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