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cyber hornets edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61839599
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IF I AM POSTING FIRST
THEN TODAY WILL BE THE WORST
TRADING DAY ON RECORD
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Who is this Schwab?
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>>61842204
I am shorting
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>>61842211
Bottom signal
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>>61842207
ids ober DDD:
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The ticker is TSLA.
Big aura stock
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QUADS
AND
THE
MARKET
IMPLAUDS

(down)
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>>61842204
saylor is 100% fucked if btc just crabs from 50k-80k over the next 2 years and dont let him convince you otherwise
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>>61842222
>MFW
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Fucking niggers splitting threads again.
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>>61842204
The banks are going to refinance us because the mistake we made is too big to fail.
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>>61842224
lmao that face
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>>61842222
Checked
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>>61842235
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>>61842224
future just meme
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>>61842234
or the us gov could bail him out with the TARP
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>>61842243
He just like me fr
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>>61842262
what are your positions?
t. MSTR shareholder
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>>61842268
I have a yacht in Cannes :D
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Pam Bondi just said dow jones to 100k bros we won
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>>61842268
72% vig
20% BMNR
7% MSTR
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>>61842288
Who
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>>61842311
Based retard gambler
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>>61842268
>33% MSTR
>33% STRD
>33% SWC
Plus ~£500k real estate that I'm refinancing to buy more MSTR and STRD.
The STRD yield alone covers more than the refinancing costs. If bitcoin goes up, MSTR/SWC moons. If not, STRD covers the base.
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>Brazilian favelamonkey market opens
>silver fucking dumps
What causes this?
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>>61842224
Lol
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>>61842204
REFINANCE WHERE, MICHAEL?
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I hope everyone is enjoying their profits from this morning's Iron Mountain earnings call.
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>>61842386
Are they using AI to make video games? If so then yes.
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>>61842386
Stop thinking that game companies are good investments.

Game companies = devs.
Devs leave = company is a gay shell for IPs.

Does Ubishit still have IPs that are worth their valuation? No? If all the devs leave and make a hard copy of their most popular IP, will you lose 90% of your money in Ubishit?

Answer that question to learn if it's a good investment.
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>>61842399
Ai isn't at a stage where it helps with 3d game graphics quite yet
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>>61842408
devs are just interchangeable widgets. a company as an organic structure concept died in the 60's.
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>>61842204
>>61842008
ooooo
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>>61842386
One look at the staff photos let me know its a bad investment
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>>61842416
A game is not some b2b saaslop website
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I have not sat on this much cash in a very long time. So many things got stop lossed out.
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>$AAPL - CHINA SMARTPHONE SALES SLUMP 23% AS HUAWEI LEADS, APPLE BUCKS TREND

>China’s smartphone sales fell 23% year over year in January 2026, hit by a tough comparison with last year’s subsidy-driven surge and a shift in Lunar New Year timing, Counterpoint data show.

>Huawei led the market with a 19% share despite a 27% sales drop, supported by aggressive trade-in offers and subsidies. Apple was the only major brand to post growth, reaching its highest January share in five years as the iPhone 17 gained traction and qualified for government subsidies.

>Demand remains soft, though sales are expected to improve in February with seasonal Lunar New Year buying.

RIP AAPL
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>>61842433
>China follows in the footsteps of Korea and Japan and Taiwan
>initially used as cheap exports but moved onto tech that competes with American tech
I am shocked
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>>61842433
>based Huawei
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>>61842386
They'd need to downsize like 2/3rds of the staff and replace everyone who's left.
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>>61842262

Without the hot chick.
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>>61842451
i have the hot chick. I dont have the yatch
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>>61842433
Europeans are ditching american products too
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>>61842492
Im keeping my head cool. But if they elect another orange mongoloid Im done with American stuff.
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>>61842437
Maybe they'll stop being a commie shithole too and I'll actually like chinx once they start producing good anime.

I will never accept their dogshit disgusting language however.
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>>61842243
literally me sans hot girl and yacht and money
How did he do it??
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how's INTC?
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So many sales on the financial sector going to ride the correction and sell
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>>61842224
saved kek
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>>61842492
we have products to ditch?
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>>61842492
>American products
what products?
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>>61842492
>>61842439
>>61842437
all didn't read the text, kek
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>>61842520
>>61842525
You’re using them right now
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>>61842520
>>61842525
microsolop and iLovebeingwashingtonscuckphones
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is it too late to get into MU?
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>>61842532
i think almost everything in my home was made in China, Vietnam, or Worst Korea. I live in the US.
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>>61842532
>>61842536
Indian and Chinese.
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>>61842532
I only have SEA, Mexican, or South American products.
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>>61842543
yes
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>>61842543
no
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>>61842545
An iPhone costs 1500usd and costs 80 dollars to make
where do you think the other 1420 dollars go?
hint: read the "designed in California" part of the box
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>>61842563
>where do you think the other 1420 dollars go?
To some ((holding company)) in Ireland, paying zero (0) % tax.
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I heard from some sources that today is going to be a shitty day for the market. It's going to look good at first, but slowly and then fastly it's going to go to shit boss.
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>>61842569
where did you think tech companies got the cash to throw at AI datacenters in the US?
hint: repatriation from Ireland
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>futes green
Is there any other way but downwards?
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>>61842573
then that money flows back to South America via labor and China via materials.
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>>61842543
No. Slurp any and all dips
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How come the indices are all so stable while big tech is getting slaughtered day after day? Last time we had so many big tech stocks in the deep red was in april 2025 and back then that caused the S&P500 to dip almost 20%. Now the S&P500 is actually still slightly green yoy and the Nasdaq is barely down 2%. What is possibly holding up the Nasdaq and S&P500 right now, with so much red in the mag7 and software stocks?
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>>61842597
Energy is hauling all the losses by itself
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few realize that cocoa is going to explode in the next decade because of a sudden boom in demand after discovering the benefits of it
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>>61842597
XOM
JNJ
CAT
CVX
KO
PEP
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>>61842591
by that logic no one gets any money since "money will just flow to other places"
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how smart would it be to get calls for earnings day of nvidia at 220?
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>>61842603
You finally seem to be on the cusp of getting it.
You just need to gather the final piece that the thread leads to scamming people out of their physical goods, like land or property.
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>>61842603
As long as the final destination is Israel all is well
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>>61842603
the flow of money dictates origin. none of which are American. companies only HQ in America for the govt subsidies and jerky.
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Wouldn't it be funny if tech rips for zero fucking reason today? Haha, yeah, that'd be funny.
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thoughts on HOOD leaps?
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>>61842612
lmao
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>>61842599
Energy can't prop up the Nasdaq though. The mag7 make up almost 50% of the Nasdaq's total holdings and the index is only down 2%. I don't understand this. Literally the only 2 stocks out of the top 10 Nasdaq holdings that are up since last week are Nvidia and Broadcom. All the rest are down. Some are down double digits like Amazon and Microsoft.
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>futures
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Sandisk and micron going ballistic pre market. Expect a dump between 930-11 as people take profits. If you want to buy in wait for this to happen and pull the trigger.
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>>61842597
It's called a sector rotation ya newfag.
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>>61842644
There is no sector rotation happening in the Nasdaq, you stupid tripfag.
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the DOW is now over 50300!
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>>61842662
Cool so how about those arrests, Pam?
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>61842669
Based
>>61842667
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks pal
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Micron just jumped $8 in a few sec and then dumped again and repumped ,kek
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MEME ECONOMY
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Where’s bang bang
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>>61842669
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61842672
LMAO, Tesla did the same move
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>>61842667
Maybe if the SPX stays above 7k
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>>61842676
Cute
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Feeling good memory bros
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>>61842224
>uhhh ya know, the thing
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>>61842630
Nvidia and stuff like MU haven't actually decreased YTD. Don't get what confuses you so much
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>>61842659
sure there is you're just blind boss

>>61842676
This is so cute.
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>>61842511
I don't expect anymore big gains until towards the end of the year. Will probably stay in the 47-50 range until then.
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>>61842669
Based
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>MU
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOW I WANT TO FOMO BACK IN
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Why are long term treasuries going up!?
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>>61842692
This nigga sold the dip lol
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>>61842692
Hell nah stay on that side nigga
Bandwagon full nigga
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MUGODS we break 500 today
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IRM earnings today. Should I sell before or keep hodling?
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>another day of google slowly crabbing down
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>>61842692
>he bought
ye no wonder everyone else is cashing out gains KEK
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>>61842692
why did you ever sell? this is a hold until EOY unless the entire market crashes and dies.
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>>61842705
so I can slurp more dips
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Lost almost 1k on asts today. Was up bigly a week or so ago

Stupid fucking dilution. Considering selling both my asts and rklb. Space is fake and gay. I don't want to bag hold these for 2 hears for the slight prospect of a boom... I think I can rebuy much lower if I am really interested. Memory still saving my ass from a red day. Honestly should have sold the space shit to slurp more.
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>>61842697
People who make money from the stock market are eating well, cause the S&P has been pumped by investors all over the world for the last 15 years.
People who make money from waging are losers.
Every trend will have a correction.
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i want to rebuy IBIT and ETHA but I'm pretty sure crypto has more pain in its future
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>>61842712
As a bitfuck baggie I agree and I'd encourage you to wait or not buy back in at all t b q h
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>>61842692
I thoughted MU would dump after pumping to 410. So I selled.
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>>61842707
Because Nvidia rejected MU and gave the Koreans the contract for their next line of GPUs.
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Is IREN coming back over 50k or is it another one of my bags
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>>61842692
>selling MU of all things
grim
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QUICK BROS, DO I GO SNXX OR MUU
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>>61842727
Why not both?
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>>61842727
Wait until either (or most likely: both) dumps, then you buy.
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what is wrong with google? why is wallstreet slurping semis and memory and no care for an actual good company
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What's the buying range for NFLX? It just keeps dumping kek
Is it just part of the SaaS sell-off?
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Time to dump!
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>>61842717
They didnt reject them, they just didnt make Q1 prod timeline. Theyll be back in Q2.
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>>61842738
Out of control capx spending, same reason why Amazon keeps dumping.
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>>61842747
Why does Bobo hate fun?
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>Everything I own is down
>Everything I want to buy is up
T-thanks..
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MSFT going red after being green in pre-market is the most predictable movement in the market. Heading below $400 AGAIN. Worst stock I've ever bought. Should've cut losses before earnings.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

WTFWTF

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY STOCKS
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>>61842756
The losses help me stay grounded in reality.
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>futes were too hot
>opened too hot
>buy SPY 694P 0dtes
>profit
Easy money
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>>61842756
Sometimes there's a lot of fun being a bobo
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Another day... any gains at all on the 'Daq? NAHHHH
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>>61842759
S&P is up today. What you on about?
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>>61842770
Red 'daq
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>FSLY
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>>61842770
>>61842779
Not anymore its not!
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I like how the NDX goes down but SOXL keeps up. Basically all tech, especially software dies while the hardware trash gets pumped. So investors know there is no profit to be made with all the CAPEX or they'll hope they can eventually rotate.
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>>61842785
Damn Ameripoors can't hold their end again
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>>61842751
morning babe, hope you're well.
whole complex has been in a downtrend since november, before these capex numbers. and relating to your other question, about the indices, i bet big tech and software pick up again when they're done pumping hardware. there's definitely a rotation going on in the nasdaq though.
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>>61842766
helping others sell at the price they want is an honest day's work at corralling mumus
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At least I'm not holding GEO group. I'm glad I gave that a miss.
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>US Existing Home Sales Jan: 3.91M (est 4.15M; prev 4.35M; prev 4.27M)
- Existing Home Sales (M/M): -8.4% (est -4.6%; prev 5.1%; prev R 4.4%)
- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD): 396.8K or +0.9% From Jan 2025 (prev 405.4K or +0.4%)
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>KMB continues rally to $108.40 on strong adult diaper sentiment, into the quarterly earnings report on 2/17
God damn, I'm starting to think this might be getting into overbought territory since it's now pumped 10% on the month. Good thing I'm never selling this bag since I'm diaped up and strapped in.
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>>61842738
Google is using their money to buy semis and memory
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>>61842805
Deploy the 50yr mortgages already!
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>>61842805
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>>61842790
we need to sell everything to afford just a morsel of goyslop you understand
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>>61842814
We gotta keep those housing prices up so everything collapses
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>>61842814
I was 28 and married with kids when I bought my house in 2010 didn't realize I was a 1 in 4.
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Sandisk lev x5 is available in europoor. Fomoed at the top
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How are we feeling about the DAVE dip?
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>U
Nigga...
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So I was going to do my tax returns today because Schwab sent me my statement but Turbotax didn't recognize that they sent it to me so said I had to wait until the tomorrow to import it and when I imported my PDF it said I had way more gains than I really did. So in short short Intuit
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>>61842831
Delightful
Amazing
Very
Excellent

I'm all in.
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whats going on with the index? its been crabbing for 2-3 days. whats next pump or dump? i'm missing my 10x bagger because of the index.
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>>61842814
I'd like to know how I stack up as a single 30 year old with 2 homes in America.
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>>61842826
I'm also an Europoor and could buy this, but I am completely out of funds. I'm stewing.
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>>61842836
Dump to shakeoff weak hands (you).

Then retard pump like you've never pumped before.
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my BOSC doin a lil sumptin
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>>61842843
ftfy TAfag
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>>61842823
Same more or less, I was 29. Didn't realize at the time I kinda fell ass backwards into as good of a situation as I did. Even got $8k in free Obamabucks for being a first time homebuyer.
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>>61842841
Same. But i took a loan so i can buy it now
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>>61842860
lol
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i'm getting fucked my only green position is SVIX how does that even work
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>>61842843
why is it cant stay over 693.88 always dumping why is that?
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>>61842807
Your dumb fucking diapers don't work. My grandpa is on diuretics, but his broken leg is preventing him from getting to the bathroom. On the first night of wearing Depends, the bed got destroyed because they leaked badly. BEARISH AS FUCK
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>>61842861
yeah the gay recession was in full swing I got a shitload of seller concessions and a very low interest rate. I couldn't afford my own house if I wanted to but it today.
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I have diamond hands. I won't sell. I have diamond hands.I won't sell. I have diamond hands. I have diamond hands. I have diamond hands.
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>>61842872
use a bedpan wtf
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>>61842875
You will be revvqrded....
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>>61842204
I saw this shop and thought of you all.
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>>61842871
Accumulation cycle. You're going to love what comes next.
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>>61842872
Thats a really shitty situation
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>>61842881
kek
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>>61842872
Size/skill issue. You wouldn't blame the suit maker if you looked bad in it because you bought an oversized one.
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>>61842826
EU market regulations somehow prevent us from having access to SCHD UCITS version, but they allow for the most degenerate leverage and covered call ETFs.
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i bought. time to hold for the rest of my life
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DUBS AND THE MARKET
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>>61842893
CRABS!
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>>61842872
maybe they'd work better if your grandpa was hotter
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>>61842897
IS GAY
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Sell off end of day to protect against stinky cpi?
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>>61842791
when do you think it shifts back to FAANG
is current level for GOOGL a buy or will it dip further?
seems like 310 is a solid level that is holding well
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>>61842904
oh no the cplie
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So last night I ventured into the marijuana store and purchased one ounce of this stuff called Animal face. So I am looking at my receipt and the marijuana retail cost was $180, but there was a $27 discount, however that's not the Jewish part, the Jewish part is there were a ton of taxes, (((flower potency tax))) $61.06, Municipal (((tax))) $4.59 Sales ((tax))) $9.72 for a total (((tax))) of $75.36. So I get a total of $228.36 which is like what ever, So I'm like okay I'm going to pay with my debit card, the broad at the counter charges me another $3.50 for using the card and rounds up the sale to $230, then adds a fee for using a debit card of $3.50 and after billing my card for $233.50 she hands me $1.64 in change. I'm like what the fuck? What ever this animal face shit is like 34.89% THC and after I get back in my car iI open it and it smells very piney. So now I have to find something to smoke it out of. I end up at this gas station and bought a plastic bong with metal fittings so that the cat won't break it when he decides he wants to knock the bong over, and I go home and partook in a few bong rips, and I can say it got me pretty high, so I guess I would rate the whole transaction an 8 out of 10, would probably do again boss.
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buying call options on snxx next time it goes -40% it's like free money
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>>61842879
He has a bedside urinal, but he can't use it without help. He also has bad shoulders and neuropathy.
>>61842884
Shit would be much easier to deal with.
>>61842888
We had to special order them because they didn't have his specific size on. They were either too small or too big. What a waste of fucking time and money.
>>61842900
When he was younger, he managed to seduce a nurse while he was still in his hospital bed. Unfortunately, even though his wife is amazing, he is now a gooner who spends more time online than me.
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>>61842904
>CPI tomorrow
>Friday the 13th

Oh no, oh God Jesus Christ no.
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>>61842910
i guess that's better than going to your drug dealers house in the ghetto and having to hang out for a couple hours to make it seem less shady eh
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I should have bought more Iron Mountain
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>>61842923
Be ready with some slurp cash
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>>61842907
>when
no idea
>googl
ya you can probly buy it here, just be willing to buy more at 270.
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>>61842910
That's what happens in California. Better pay your taxes to keep those homeless people on the street
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when is a good entry for rddt, it just keeps going down
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>>61842937
But I slurped too hard on DAVE today already.

Oh well, only 2 more weeks till they have blowout earnings.
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Uraniums stocks moving up. Price must have updated
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>>61842945
Why donyou want to have it in your portfolio
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>>61842948
lfg
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>>61842945
i would wait for it to bottom out and paint a clear trend reversal on the chart before not buying it
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>>61842910
The Faggler I didn't know you were chill like that.

>TFW only medicinal is legal on my utopian tax haven offshore island
>TFW have a license to blaze
>TFW bringing 40G legally on planes to exotic destinations :)
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>>61842944
I'm in Connecticut. We have recreational marijuana here too boss.
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>>61842961
kek it's really spelled that way
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>>61842954
I think its undervalued
>>61842957
reddit strategy
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>>61842224
>We'll just roll it forward ayuck yuck yuck
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>>61842667
reported to the ADL
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Apparently this is why we pumped again
>>61842727
Whenever you are split between two stocks buy both so you aren’t pissed when the one you didn’t buy does better
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>>61842910
shut the fuck up baggie
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There's a high probability that something is going to happen this weekend because the US markets will be closed on Monday for Washington's Birthday. Do with this news what you will.
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>>61842973
You see the value is in the volatility and banks will have no problem refinancing at $8,000 after losing 90% of its value, we'll just keep on rolling,

How can someone so retarded and uncharismatic (Even Epstein found him creepy and autistic) become so wealthy? Life is cruel and unfair.
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>>61842966
the chart looks as bad as bitcoin
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>>61842982
>There's a high probability that something is going to happen this weekend
You guys said that two weeks ago and nothing happened
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Whomst agitated the vix?

'Ate me vix
Love me greggs
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>>61842979
You should like just chill out and smoke some of this Animal Face stuff. There's no reason to get all mad, we can be frens boss.
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>>61842987
Slurp at $90 and fuggetabowtit oh!
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>>61842910
somehow I thought you were british all these years kek
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>>61842990
2 weeks ago there weren't any carriers in the indian ocean. now there is 1 and another on the way. hoping nothing does, but it's now plausible.
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>>61842993
I smoked your gookfus pussy last night, boss.
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>>61842910
I'm not surprised that the guy that contracted mpox from some dude in a Miata is also a big goynip fan.
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>>61842973
worked for the US so far. zero consequence. DOW is over 50k.
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>>61842990
On MLK day it was the threats to invade Greenland and it was specifically timed so European markets get heemed.
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>>61842982
It depends.
Rumors are swirling that Bibi and Trump aren’t seeing eye to eye after the last meeting. This could be bullshit, of course.
Let’s put things into perspective.
Bibi wants to strike now to prevent a preemptive strike from Iran, which is very possible considering the regime is pretty desperate with all the unrest and such.
Trump wants to wait so another carrier group can get to the region, shore up missile defenses, and have a sea wolf-class sub in the region. So, 10-20 more days.
I always bet on TRUMP, so I don’t think anything will happen this weekend.
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>another memegreen into memered day
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>>61843003
You leave her out of this you mother fucker. She's a good girl, she didn't do nothing!
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>>61843013
Imagine hodling US stocks lmao.
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>>61842831
>>61842947
Why DAVE? It's meme lines are going down
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>>61842982
>Friday the 13th
>Markets closed on Monday
>Pam being retarded about Epstein

Oh yeah its fucking going down this weekend, bigly
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>>61842990
Nothing's going to happen, but I just read a new NYT article about Nixon post-Watergate and realized that India has been our sworn enemy since the early 70's (and probably before).

In 1971 Nixon sent a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier into the Bay of Bengal to deter India (with the backing of Russia) from attacking Pakistan. Also, Pakistan also apparently secretly helped us open up trade/communication with China.

It's a little uncanny how quickly Americans forget who our friends/allies are, or maybe even worse, it's depressing how fast other nations turn on us. But I don't think India has EVER been our ally, EVER.
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What we should really be talking about is the DOW is over 50 thousand dollars
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>>61843032
>tfw can't afford a single share of DOW
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>>61843025
Because they are going to smash earnings and gap up hard, approaching the last dip of the accumulation cycle.

Average analyst target price is $300
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I had a chance to sell my MUU at breakeven and I did not do it. woe is I
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>>61843011
Trump and Bibi are apparently always squabbling but then the US has consistently acted in Israel's interest. Even joining in on bombing Iran.

I agree though just because we'd definately know months in advance of a big Iran happening. My money is on stepping up a campaign against Iran's shadow fleet and maybe fucking with Russia-Ukraine again to get peace by the mid-terms

>has to post AI slop
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>>61843036
Calm down anon baka
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>>61843029
>Pam being retarded about Epstein
Despite the soundbites and reddit tier 'gotcha' clips being spammed across the web, neither congress nor the judiciary will act on anything.
it's purely performative.
Calls.
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>>61843032
only needs a 20x to be at a million
we can do it when usa prints more
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>be in a role
> Turn $59 in $2900 in just 7 trades
> Have to withdraw $2750 for rent
>Starting over with $250.

>Have to shop for clearance bin shit options that have virtually zero chance of going up in value

Fuck landlords. Fuck them all. I'm going to buy a fucking van
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>>61843049
What role are you in?
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>>61843005
That's the most racist shit I've seen all day. She's not a nip she's a gook boss.
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>>61843049
does your landchad know you are using his wifi to bitch about him?
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>>61843051
He's a bottom.
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>>61843042
hmm well ok then
but my calm is gonna run out one of these days and then you'll be sorry
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>>61843051
I meant to say *on a roll
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>>61843049
>$2750 rent
Wut
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>>61843049
>Starting over with $250
Are you not tipping your landlord? He's providing you shelter and you can't even thank him with a paltry 10%?
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>>61843065
i already reported this anon to the FBI for anti-semitism
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>>61843064
Pretty normal Tampa Florida rent. Lease is up in July and I'll be free to sign a new one much cheaper

Thankfully rent is way down from 2023 when I signed I'm looking at the same space for around $1900 now
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ADBE needs to announce some AI features like right tf now
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>>61843065
He’s gotta hold that to pay taxes on his rent money
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>>61843011
>I always bet on TRUMP
I always bet on trump being a orange nig, in this case it means he will manage to get th us into another conflict.
My defense stocks are +70% since he got into the white house.
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>>61843035
>Average analyst target price
Analysts aren't on your side.
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>make a little profit early on
>tanks
>slowly crawls back up for the remainder of the day

how exciting
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>>61843077
did adobe double top?
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WHEATBROS WTFWT
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>>61843087
pure AI fear
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I'm surprised AVGO is not pumping after more than 500b capex from msft goog and amzn into AI
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>>61843081
I mean the war on Iran is pretty much guaranteed
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when do we go all in on SOXS
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Voog has underperformed so badly. I should have just VT and chilled and not chased higher growth
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While the market dumps my bags I must pump
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>>61842255
Why? He probably can just go to the overnight window and borrow billions at best zero percent.
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>>61843049
Based pic
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MOMMA
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>>61843099
>chilled
if you want to chill buy IVV. fuck 'chilling'
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>>61843049
Waaa waaa waaaa, I have to pay for a place to live.

Welcome to reality faggot. Even in goymunisim, you must work for your little concrete hovel.
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>>61843055
obviously a nip would be out of your league
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>>61843107
MIA
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>>61843099
I bought VUG what a fucking mistake. 5% from ATH for months now. I refuse to take a loss because it should be theoretically easy for this shit to pump again.
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>>61843107
JUST KILLED A MAN
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>>61843011
imagine someone says they will show blackmail to the world if you dont do X.
Then the person(trump) says I would rather you show blackmail than to do X.
the blackmail has to be bad enough to motivate. this is why we get the back and forth, its just negotiating blackmail and US support with a bunch of jewish lawyers.
this is why israels system of control kinda sucks cause a lot of time people dont care about the blackmail
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SCHD remains based in a sea of gay tech
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>>61843114
Right I struggled between voog and vug. Guess it didn't matter should have just stayed with a shit and piss 500 fund
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Why is every day crabby or bearish?
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>>61843117
imagine thinking anyone takes the blackmail seriously if the blackmailers have never showed it
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>>61843118
KMB has a higher dividend than SCHD and has outperformed it the last month in terms of raw share price. Kneel to me.
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>>61843125
it's crab dumping
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>>61843125
because algo traders are playing both sides and when you "chill" theyre eating into any profit you may have taken from regular market fluctuations.

sidenote: im a novice im sure this is just one reason in the larger scheme of things
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Alright the sr17018 works fucking great but getting off kratom is still hard as fuck when I have to practice law every day. I'm gonna take a day off to cold turkey this shit.
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>>61843130
yeah, this is where you buy the dip boss.
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>>61843125
it's Trump's golden bear market
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>>61843126
what are you talking about? stuff get released all the time on politicians
you didnt notice the single dem that voted for SAVE act was a guy that got a presidential pardon from trump for him and his wifes illegal stuff? dude got a full pardon
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Pam Bondi jinxed the Dow
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>>61843146
she looks good for her age
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>>61843144
no i didn't see the tape of him eating babies or hear anything about anything. What was the blackmail? Getting a full pardon sounds like the opposite of blackmail
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>>61843153
I couldn’t believe she’s 60.
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>>61843075
>same space for around $1900 now
For what? A house? A studio apartment?
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>>61843148
trent reznor looking rough
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>>61843049
>Have to shop for clearance bin shit options that have virtually zero chance of going up in value
Trade spy, it has the lowest bid/ask ratio and you can stack otm options like $13 686p that just ramped up to $160 which would’ve netted $3k out of $250
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oh my goodness, it's still dipping. What the fuck is happening? Is this the start of "The Big One" boss?
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>>61843035
They're going to almost double and almost hit their all time high, all within two weeks, why exactly?
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>>61843159
>$2750
>in rent, not total monthly expenditures to own
At that price he better be renting at minimum a 4000 square foot house.
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new ath wednesday get ready
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Silver just rugged
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If I hadn't internationally diversified my port would be blood red right now instead of only -2%
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>>61843195
not cool man not cool
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what the fuck did you guys do
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I am experiencing discomfort.
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>>61843162
>>61843162
>>61843162
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>>61843181
Spy options with that little money only make sense between 3 -4pm window
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>>61843203
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>>61843181
actual sound advice. every other response to his comment were tryhard faggots trying to sound funny for their future (male) partners
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Silver bros....
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>>61842904
>Sell off end of day
It's going down in a straight line right now.
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>>61843190
Buddy you don't know the Florida real estate market very well

We had singlewides going for $2500 at the peak of the pandemic

A shed with an extension cord will run you $900
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>>61843207
Bullshit it’s the only way I trade
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>>61843203
We're selling. Don't want to to hold bags on Friday the 13th on black February.
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>>61843219
people still living where housing is so expensive baffles me
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>>61843208
>you vill own nothing and you vill be happy
isn't this bullish?
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>>61842204
>CNBC
>trusting legacy media
please
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>>61843237
Biggest mistake I ever made was selling up house 2021 for a 89,000 profit and now when I look, even with the recent pullback, I would of made $200,000

Btw I paid $132,000 in 2016. Now its been sold to $525000 after a cheap renovation as of december
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>>61842210
It's Michael Saylor
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>>61843288
I mean, if you invested those 89k well they probably made you way more
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>I sold at 1.60
This would have been my fucking retirement holy shit, I missed a huge opportunity lmao
See ya tomorrow I guess.
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>>61843323
At the time I would of just put it all on out of the money dte calls
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>>61843031
you fucking subhuman brainlet, you don't even know your own history. Pakistan isn't an ally of yours, it's not even a country, it's just a CIA advanced base in the ME/WA. It's nothing more than a CIA base populated with shitskins, and you wonder why they always are aligned with CIA/jewish deepstate pawns in every matter lol?
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>>61843326
Thanks for playing
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>>61843467
Fucking finally another leg down!
But it's not enough, we must go back to the mean ($30).
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>>61843096
Two days ago
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>>61842662
Pambondi!!!!! what does the chart say about the DOW level????
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>>61843467
one last shake out I suppose. Physical silver is still like $90. This shit is so fake, someone is going to have to buy the silver when it comes due.
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I have to rule out Field Notes due to the trademark issues and poor domain availability. Mycelia vs Cosmo? Please think strategically - Mycelia locks it in to mushrooms only forever.
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>>61844625
And Cosmo branding (mock using stolen art, not using IRL)
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>>61844625
>>61845161
I think what I'm going to do is Mycelia Labs parent company that cultivates the shrooms, manufactures the extracts, does any myco/extract B2B stuff and keep Cosmo as the consumer facing coffee brand owned by Mycelia.

Thoughts?
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>>61842416
Maybe they are now but they're not supposed to be. I'm developers are supposed to be artists soon when an artist leaves, nobody else in the entire world is capable of that artist's vision



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