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>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/: >>61864882
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First for Israel
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>>61865933
checked and blessed boss
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>>61865940
These companies are all gay, can we get a reroll on which companies post earnings this week boss?
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>>61865943
Yes, rolling for Micron earnings again
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>He sold?
>Pump it.
>He bought?
>Dump it.
>He's holding?
>Release the Crabatha
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>>61865940
The only one on here remotely interesting for sympathy movement is Figma
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>>61865950
now that you have figured out the rules of this game, what will be your next step?
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>>61865955
>figma neghole
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>>61865955
figma balls
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I boughted the INFQ
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Got heemed so hard on miners today
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i need female ass farts near my mouth and nose holes

buy (female) natural gas if you know what's good for you
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>>61865966
Hold my GRRR & GAMB bags until I die or they make me rich.
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>>61865975
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The deepseek astroturfing is starting to heat up across some websites. I think they are releasing some new model or some shit soon. You guys know what that means, right? Huge buying opportunity if the market goes full retard again like a year ago
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silver marines!!!! stop fucking selling!!!!!!!
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>>61866003
Yeah don't buy anything except oil, we're bombing the fuck out of Iran again, and this time we're hitting the oil boss.
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>>61866003
Things won't crash again with no survivors because the precedent has already been established that the Chinks can mog American AI models
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V sisters we pumpin'
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another of day beating the mutt index thanks to my europoor stocks
I'm going to the gym in my miata
people like me are winners pasta
bye
>>61866003
openai is crying about them everywhere using their bot shill accounts
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>>61866003
>>61866026
Didn't everyone forget about deepseek after like a week and just go back to chatgpt?
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GOOG is tanking day after day
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>>61866003
I doubt anyone falls for the deepsneed fud again
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Why are all futures exchanges weird? Data is super expensive, API access blows, etc.
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>>61866046
I bought more GGLL today and last week
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>>61866022
>we're bombing the fuck out of Iran again
Talks went "as expected" according to US officials. Translation: the result doesn't make Trump happy and he can justify bombing Iran at any time he chooses.
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What so guy in the last thread bought CLF and held it for 30 mins and make $1800

How
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A new fed treasury accord is coming.
In the 1950s it resulted in a bad stock market, bad housing prices and a high interest rates.
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>>61866046
i bought some GOOG at 290 then sold in the 340s to buy other shit. Maybe I should get back in.
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>>61866054
All these talks do is delay delay delay, we need to act act act and of course I am talking about launching the fucking missiles and dropping the bombs until persia looks like a fucking golf ball and all the persians are D-E-D DEAD! boss
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>>61866050
>Why are all futures exchanges weird? Data is super expensive, API access blows, etc.
The new meme is "Model Context Protocol", used for data access by AI systems. They desperately need to access current, real-world data if they want to deliver anything useful. That's why data access now commands a premium.
https://modelcontextprotocol.io/docs/getting-started/intro
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>>61866063
kek ok boomer
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>>61866044
Yeah the Chinkstink effect didn't last very long
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>>61866063
>bad housing prices
bad for whom
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ZIM bros you eating good today

There are very powerful Jewish interests who wanted to take control of this company for pennies, so the current share price implies high risks of the sale being called off.

Already Israeli politicians and unions are up in arms against it.
I would get out now and take my winnings. The coming months will be very nasty and you don't want to be on the receiving end of this trickery.
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“ BREAKING: Over 52% of college graduates are now underemployed”

-Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis.
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WE VOTED FOR THIS
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>>61866063
Shit the 1950s were utopia for my hollowed west Virginia coal town. Now 90% of the buildings are empty
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>>61866109
The S&P reversal whatever happened there?
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>>61866109
Lunchtime S&P500 is not a good indicator.
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if boomer msft goes to $390, im dumping balls deep.
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>>61866109
what did they mean by this
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>>61866109
>kobenis
I guess 600 billion sounds more exciting than 0,5%
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>>61866114
Will Microsoft and Google double their prices, or their number of customers, to earn back that doubling of capex?
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>>61866136
they will fire 90% of the jeets they hired
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>>61866109
>the poop and pee 420 just added $600 billion dollarinoz in 30 minutes!
>meanwhile friday
>the poop and pee 420 just lost $600 billon dollarinoz in 30 minutes!
IN 30 MINUTES GOYIM
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>>61866134
It's absolutely bizarre to hear 0.5% is 600b$
"2.4 TRILLION WIPED OUT OVERNIGHT" is an insignificant 4% drop.
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>that anon that thought we were getting a $40 VIX and didn't sell his calls
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>>61866063
>high interest rates
Need more oil stocks. This feels like another checkmark in the "70s and 80s are repeating" box
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Why is the market being so fucking RETARDED today bros? I'm already down $3,000
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>>61866153
;-; Anony
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>>61866153
It's not real money boss.
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>>61866161
Never was
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>>61866153
That's 500 big macs
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>FT article today on oil companies needing to boost exploration
>look at drilling rig company Transocean (RIG)
>already up +50% YTD
Too late
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Deposited more cash so I'm not down as much.
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>>61866107
the options market is acting like the sale won't happen
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>>61866081
No, it's been weird since before MCP, as well as expensive. There is no futures broker as simple as Alpaca or Robinhood, for example.
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>>61866176
did someone say bigmacs
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>GUSH
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Coming news. Market trades flat
I slep
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>>61866200
Brokers HATE this one trick
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Is this the giant enemy crab the nips were warning us about?
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I'm so glad you want to hear my opinion on the Savannah Guthrie thing. So here's what's going to happen. That case is going to go cold, and nobody is every going to find out what exactly happened. I reckon it was some cartel shit, and the mexicans chopped her up and fed her to their alpacas or whatever it is the mexicans keep as live stock. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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Somebody open polymarket and see if theres money betting on crabbing
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>>61865968
I sure hope that anon that was arguing with me about figma having more potential than adobe is eating ice sandwiches now, stupid faggot
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I will be buy boughting more MUU on Thursday when I get my year end bonus
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i wonder if the ANET calls anon made it out alive
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Anyone else visit r/povertyfinance on red days. It helps me calm down.
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>>61866240
Lol
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>>61866188
Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
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>>61866253
No, only faggots and minorities go to the reddit and everybody here is straight and white boss.
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>>61866262
I go there to laugh at them
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>>61866253
>Scared of living on 4k a month in Mississippi
what the actual fuck what are these idiots spending money on?
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>>61866253
>does anybody else go to the AIDs forum to calm down because the market is down half a percent?
No, go back and stay there faggot
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>Miners and their respective commodity move like shitcoins with 10+/- every day
This is blasphemous. What happened to the elegance of the market?
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>he bought the exit pump
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>>61866253
3/4 of the posts there are just people making themselves slop. It's barely even a finance board.
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>>61866283
I didn'teverbeit. But I want to slurp IREN once it dips below 40.
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>>61866284
How do you fuck up pasta
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>>61866284
I honestly don't get how people can make awful food on their own. Bland or tasteless sure, but straight up bad tasting? I don't think I've never cooked anything I didn't actually enjoy eating.
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>>61866284
why didn't he just make good pasta?
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>>61866284
>screwing up pasta and meat sauce
Literally impossible unless he shit in it. Just like every other post there Im sure they went to google images, clicked "im feeling lucky" grabbed a random pic and worked a sadsap story around it to farm karma. Anybody that clicks reddit in current year should be sent to a gulag workcamp.
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>>61866297
The real question is why didn't he get a high paying job so he could just pay someone else to make him good pasta.
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>>61866300
I was thinking the same thing, you can't fuck that up, even if you're a redditor.
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>>61866253
I dated a redditor who posts there very often, she lived in queens making $1200/mo. somehow. She probably gave me hepatitis
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>>61866300
Isn't it the most botted site?
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>>61866302
poor people aren't smart
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The run on PC equipment for AI has to have an opportunity for me to make money.
Anyone has any clue how to profit from this?
It's like with Covid you should have jumped on cruise stocks or oil. What is the angle to get rich here?
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>>61866326
Buy memory stocks and hold.
SNDK, WDC, SNDK. They've all had crazy returns over the last 6 months and are probably going to keep going up.
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>>61866284
how do these plebs not have servants? I have someone to cook for me, wash my clothes, clean the house, and suck my dick.
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>>61866336
These are storage stocks
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today is kind of lame
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>>61866345
I think he forgotted one
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>>61866313
I gave it to her so technically I gave you hepatitis anon, dont worry about it
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>>61866336
This but add MU
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>>61866355
Is this real? Is he okay?
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If you're ever considering investing in Europe just remember the same people there use pic related as toilets.
Yes it leaves massive skid marks.
Yes it makes the smell ten times worse.
No it serves not benefit.

But the European will just accept it and won't raise questions and continue to shit in it.
Every single day. Making a mess. Filling his house with the smell of shit.
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>>61866336
I guess youre the guy Im selling the news to, sweet. Nice to meet ya
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>>61866369
These are the toilets Hitler made the Jews use to make sure they weren't smuggling any Jew gold in their rectums when they were brought into the death camps boss.
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>>61866367
We lost him anon :(
Only 7 lives left
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>>61866369
you find those in the only country that taxes unrealised gains
just saying
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>>61866336
These look like they're already at a very high point, you think they'll continue to rise like that?
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>>61866372
What about the new news that you don't know about yet?
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>>61866369
I'm European and I've never seen a toilet like that. Are you doing that retarded thing where you see people in one European country do something and assume it's like that everywhere?
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>>61866238
They should check out the Uber driver.
But I agree, the kidnappers probably messed up and she died by accident, so they had to dispose of the body.
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>>61866372
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>>61866391
which euro are you
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>>61866372
>>61866390
Mehrorta will come out with new news and it will pamp. Stay tuned...
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>>61866390
>no backdoor for user input
Tech is DEAD
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>>61866391
those are german shit inspection toilets
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What's the bearish case for MU/SNDK?
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>>61866369
What fucking Europ country? I've never seen a toilet like that.
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>>61866393
>hey guys, theres this little unheard of stock I think is about to take off. A total value play. I think it has lots of upside potential! You literally cant go wrong buying at these prices
Kek, jej even
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>>61866369
>it serves not benefit.
It enables us to inspect our feces so we notice any signs of bad health, and can go to a doctor (going to a doctor here is free, so we can really do it).
t. Europoor
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>>61866409
>they go all in on AI ram
>AI goes tits up
>MU now has to swap back to DDRM
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>>61866409
NVDA misses next week, unlikely due to the all the massive capex increases
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>>61866418
And the quarter after that?
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>>61866392
I think it is interesting that they discovered blood that matched the DNA of the victim at the crime scene, but without a body, how can they prove she was killed boss?
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>>61866414
>the doctor here is free
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>>61866411
Germany. I have one with this exact design in the workshop in my basement.
In the upstairs bathroom, I had a modern one installed, where the shit drops in water and doesn't smell as bad.
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Free doctors?
Sounds like quality.
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>>61866326
Teradyne.
Do your own DD, but in essence they make the testing equipment for new PC parts.
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>>61866418
Capex is future spending....so at best it would be projected higher sales, and the bar is already set high, if it doesnt overperform expectations the markets done for.
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>>61866420
Chinese chips entering the supply chain which apparently AAPL is already looking into
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>>61866369
I have lived in Germany and have never seen them even there, let alone my original Europoor country.
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>>61866385
And invented speed cameras. I'm humiliated by my descendance.
Chocolate sprinkles on toast are very good, however.
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Bought SMTK and URG. Also OXSQ but divvies are a meme for now.
>>61866369
iirc those toilets allow people to inspect for parasites.
>>61866280
Clown market has existed since 2022 but we may or may not be coming to a close.
>>61866284
Bait, storing pasta with the sauce makes it dry and bland. Skill issue.
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>>61866432
You think shovel stocks took off AFTER the gold rush? Anon I..
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>>61866442
You dont like racketeering?
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>>61866433
Correct but like 40% of all that capex goes straight to NVDA
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>>61866369
I'm pretty sure those toilets are popular in Germany, and their purpose is so that you can examine your stool after the fact (eg for health reasons)
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>>61866450
Then that news would have been priced in as soon as amazon and msft announced double the capex investors expected.
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>>61866452
Boy I sure have parasites every other day that i need this
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>>61866442
>Hagleslag
What the fuck?!? this is some Willy Wonka tier shit boss.
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>>61866414
>>61866391
>>61866369
dear god its real
>German toilets have Flachspüler i.e. a "poop shelf" designed to hold waste before flushing, allowing for inspection of stool for monitoring for parasites
It gets worse. It gets so much worse.
>Germany faces a high prevalence of certain parasitic infections

>Toxoplasma gondii - This is a major foodborne parasitic disease, with nearly 49% of the population estimated to be chronically infected, rising to 77% in the 70–79 age group. It poses risks to immunocompromised patients and pregnant women.

>Fox Tapeworms (Echinococcus multilocularis) - Germany is considered a "high prevalence" country for this parasite, which can cause severe alveolar echinococcosis in humans

>Toxocara and Giardia - Studies suggest high environmental contamination (up to 30.5%) of public soil with dog feces, leading to infection risks. Giardia duodenalis shows increasing rates in humans.

>The primary drivers for infection in Germany include the consumption of raw or undercooked pork, beef, and wild boar (leading to toxoplasmosis and trichinellosis). Other factors include, caring for a cat and poor hygiene practices

No wonder they are getting so close to India. Dear God imagine ever visiting Europe.
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>>61866452
>germans
Ok now it makes sense
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Is this just going to happen every week now? Does any one have any stocks with huge swings up and down?
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>>61866468
mine only have huge swings down :(
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>>61866430
>Germany
Ain't beating the scat fetishists allegations even to this day.
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>>61866468
Motivation will continue once boomers get their cut.
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>>61866465
The Germans are also into that scat shit, so it's really common for infections to spread when they smear their feces all over each other and shit boss.
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>>61866477
Boy I sure love people living past the point where they are of any use to society
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>>61866457
>Then that news would have been priced in
Yet NVDA continues to crab
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>>61866446
I'm sorry I don't get what you're saying.
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>>61866486
>Boy I sure love people living past the point where they are of any use to society
You forget these people vote, and their vote is very valuable to the politicians that get to change the rules as they go along boss.
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>>61866468
No sure what it means, the S&P 500 is crabbing at 0.01% compared to yesterday, but there are trillion dollar market cap companies doing random +/-4% daily swings.
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>>61866477
>we must keep interest rates high to keep deflationary pressure on the economy
>but we are also going to engage in quantitative easing which will be inflationary
Can anyone explain what the fuck they are doing?
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>>61866495
Are we still on the votes mean anything narrative?
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>>61866369
only germans use those because of their scat fetish
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>>61866497
The secret is to look at what sectors are moving. Right now Tech is slowly falling behind the others. Industrials, Energy, Materials, and soon Utilities are pumping like crazy
>>61866505
Didn't it used to be that Senator were chosen by Governors? I feel like that needs to return and we make mayors choose house of representatives. Make the system more of a republic and less of a democracy
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>>61866489
exactly
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>>61866515
t. indian
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>>61866527
>poop inspector calling others indian
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>>61866521
this guy is a threat to are democracy boss
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my market doin a lil sumn
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>>61866541
Everyone here is a threat to democracy right?
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>>61866477
Based. DOW 50,000 now. DOW 50,000 Forever
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>>61866544
i'm not a threat to anything as long as i have my 3 meals a day and a warm dry house
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>>61866409
As a MU chud
>Samsung and SK Hynix eat up their market share because they've got better tech
>Micron profits are already priced in
>AI bubble
But in the near term I think it only continues to go up. It do be getting pumped and dumped like a shitcoin though
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>>61866549
Fill a bag of chips to the brim and see what happens
>spoiler alert; nothing
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>ONDS waking up
Hopefully it lasts until the bell kek
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Do you guys use leverage? if so how much? i'm at like 1.8x but I question if it's too much, most of it is in industirals/energy/utilites actual tangible things
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>>61866326
I've looked at some options and I think a stock like Engie has potential.
It's European and Europe doesn't want to deal with Russia and increasingly the U.S.
Energy demands will continue to rise with AI and data centers.
And the company has a rich history, no flash in the pan stuff.

A SNDK or WDC seems like a fools choice. They're up 1500% in 5 years and you're just following the trends.
Like with the cruise stock, buy something you think is undervalued or has plenty of room to grow.

Any thoughts?
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
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>>61866566
x2
also MOM MOM MOM MOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Are we gonna end green or is this a sick joke for us to buy in and get shitted on right before close
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> QQQ is green
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>>61866574
Something somewhere is ending green regardless
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>>61866574
You were supposed to buy in at the new generational bottom this morning.
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It's absolutely amazing how fucking fake the american economy and stock market is lol
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>>61866574
we are just hypercrabbing
hope you're not levered because all of that leverage is just getting used to push the crabs up and pull them back down
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>>61866109
Firehorse energy
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>>61866590
ahh there's the bobo seethe i was waiting for
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>>61866597
Don't get too cocky, Star Fox
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>>61866574
My folio is about to turn green for the day
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We're green
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>>61866605
Love this vid sm
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>>61866590
excuse me? boss?
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>>61866607
Red again tomorrow
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I’m not sure this day could get any gayer but I still go on
>>61866549
Good to know. Theoretically, how many bags of chips do I need to huff for a peaceful death?
>>61866544
If you’re not on someone’s watchlist by now you’re just being lazy.
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>>61866607
spooky looking little fuck
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>>61866605
Did they died boss?
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So y is apple +4
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>>61866641
An apple a day keeps the bankrupcy away
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>>61866641
CXMT
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>>61866641
Apple and Google are the most isolated mag 7 tech stocks from the ai bubble
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What went wrong?
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>>61865930
Fundrise is listing its innovation fund (anduril, spacex, openai, anthropic etc) on NYSE in March. Do they do this to dump their AI bags on the public? They're planning to lock existing shareholders (me) in for 6 months. Should I bail out or put more in hopes retards will pump it?
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>>61866253
Nobody over 80 IQ goes on reddit anyone after the pandemic

Its like the lowest of the low bottom barrel retard population.
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>>61866665
its a Jewish company that's what's "going" wrong
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remembe HL earnings after hours
we shall see who was right the "priced in" niggers are the reeeiing faggots who think it isnt
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>>61866674
I know which side I'm on
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>>61866665
Company spending money they don't have to build infrastructure for a company that is an open ponzi scheme that promises to pay them later pending promises that other people will pay them later.
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>>61866665
I have turbo inside knowledge from oracle best friends have worked there for 30 years I could go ask
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>>61866667
remember when they had pedophiles moderating the content of the website boss?
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>>61866665
99% of people cant even describe what that company does.
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>>61866674
I know which side I'm on
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>FJET is up bigly on no news
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I'm green
No thanks to Micropenis computer
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>>61866690
It was founded by Apollo after he defeated the python, and they have been selling people divination for like the past 3000 years boss.
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>>61866690
motha fucken relational databases
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>>61866684
wasn't the current CEO the moderator of a jailbait sub
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>>61866733
how do I personally relate to that?
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>>61866745
platonically
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>>61866744
I don't know about that, I just know what I have been told about the website through my time on this website.
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>>61866745
deploy some serbs
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>>61866659
Why Google and not Amazon when Google has advertising, server farms, AI, but Amazon has all that plus logistics and retail?
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>>61866293
I once way over salted some scrambled eggs once by mistake
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>>61866755
Google uses predominantly tensor processing units (TPUs) instead of graphical processing units (GPUs) so they are mostly isolated from any impending NVDA/Oracle/OpenAI crash
And Apple is relying on them for their AI
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>>61866760
I did that to some guacamole once and had to go buy a few more avocadoes to balance the whole thing out. So I ended up with a fuckhuge amount of guac
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>>61866684
They literally still have pedophile trannys moderating who sell hormones made in their bathtubs to children
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>>61866665
it was just the weekly pump and dump
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>>61866745
vibes imo
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>>61866760
I recall someone did this same thing at a house party I went to in high school. We actually still talk about that night fucking 20 years later boss.
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Meanwhile we're talking how we can afford electricity for the chat bots.

We're so screwed in the tech race
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Predicable dump in the last hour is predictable
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>>61866764
If Google is relying on single purpose tensor chips and selling AI to Apple, doesn't that make them more reliant on AI?
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>>61866780
China has a huge advantage in how cheap their electricity is. They genuinely cannot build nuclear power fast enough. And if I remember correctly they have the only gen 5 nuclear reactor and thorium reactor running
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>>61866769
We really need to do something about the trannys boss.
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>>61866778
>We actually still talk about that night fucking 20 years later
ONG boss? Thats str8 bussin
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>>61866785
no, it puts them in the perfect position to try AI, while shielding over exposure if it doesn't work out. if it does work out they will just aquire IP from the winner.
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>GameStop coin brutally mogging GME baggies
KEK!
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>>61866790
I have no idea what you just said zoomer, but be careful out there. I understand you guys are a generation of retards, but just don't go cutting your dick off or engaging in homosexual behavior and you'll be fine alright kiddo?
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>>61866665
Turns out getting tiktok cause of you nose who isnt actually beneficial for the companies profits lmao. Still confusing why China sold TikTok off.
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>>61866666
bump
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>>61866797
Got it boss!
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I'm too scared to look at my portfolio.
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>>61866785
Not in the same way. TPU's based data centers are are significantly cheaper to build and maintain because 1) they make them so they get to skip the NVDA 80% price margin 2) they are made for AI so are faster and take less electricity 3) they aren't as schizo when turning on and off and fucking up the power grid and burning themselves out

basically you know how both amazon and google announced around $200 billion for cap ex this year? With TPU's being twice as fast and twice as cheap they might as well have announced $800 billion cap ex
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>>61866665
Way too much debt
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>>61866418
And what of their consumer end sales? Iirc they're pausing GPU production for like 2 years according to some post I saw a while back
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>>61866808
It's probably crabbing
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>>61866812
It still surprise me most investors don't know Oracle is barely above junk bond level
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Bitch basterds, I'm still sick and it even got worse again despite sleeping daytime, motherchodas babes
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>>61866764
And these TPUs are they physical objects like GPUs? How big are they by comparison and at a 1 to 1 ratio where does the power balance to equal ie does 1 TPU = 2 GPUs worth of AI generating power?
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>>61866811
That's still a single purpose data center expense, exclusively bullish on AI. If AI starts to collapse, they are in a better position to survive than ai-only firms but the whole 200B capex is left drifting compared to a regular server farm that Google could otherwise use for YouTube/maps/edge cache stuff and Amazon could keep selling as AWS. It's 100% reliant on their ai business expanding
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>>61866780
>>61866787
>Markets green
>RELEASE ZEE CHINESE SHILLBOTS
lmao. Calm down Chang.
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>V - M A C H I N E
A C T I V A T E D
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SPX +1.5% or more tomorrow
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>>61866860
Ok, why?
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>>61866369
>But the European will just accept it and won't raise questions and continue to shit in it.
The Burger does this with his foreskins though.
Which is infinitely worse LMAO
snib snap
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>>61866811
>>61866785
or in other words, all the other companies relying on GPUs are going to have to become four times as profitable with the same dollar to dollar spending with Google

It's a big reason I bet Buffet went with them over anyone else
>>61866829
Yep. These are still processing units that you can physically see and pick up. But you can't buy them physically. You can only purchase them to use via the Cloud with Google since they invented them. That's the other big reason Google is a huge player. It basically has a monopoly on the TPU industry. Imagine if Oracle and OpenAI and NVDA were one company and everyone building these data centers weren't ordering GPU's to be shipped to their data centers to be set up, but instead GPU's had to be bought and used through their own cloud infrastructure. The only other person in the supply chain involved in the process is TSMC who makes them in their foundries.

There's also some really complicated hardware differences like systolic arrays. While GPU's move data between the processor and the memory, these have them combined together into a literal matrix. Like if you ever took math class with linear algebra and did matrix integrals with matrices? The chip is physically designed that way. So data is used multiple times from multiple directions.

And then don't get me started on NPUs. Basically the big develop with AI might be the elaboration beyond CPU and GPU to new processing designs like TPU NPU and DPU
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>>61866875
The money is still there.
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>>61866369
It doesn't do anything at all. You assume it does because your shits smell so bad due to the food you consume in the US.

You can't expect the same outcome if the parameters are different.
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Did I miss the google bottom or is 290 a thing
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>>61866897
How are the weekly poopenshelf inspections going, Hans?
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>>61866910
next couple of days will tell. slurped some 300 in case.
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>>61866713
Eric Trump just made a big investment in some drone company, didn't look into it but prob related to that
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>>61866897
>if you eat certain food your shit won't stink
the most european take I've seen in years
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>Company named 'Oracle'
>Takes on mountains of debt
>Couldn't foresee any possible issues
>MFW

ISHYGDDT
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LAST CHANTS
>LAST CHANTS
LAST CHANTS
2 CELL
>CELL
CELL B 4 IT IS 2 L8 4EVER
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>>61866927
that's a hot take coming from a kraut
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
GO BACK INTO THE GREEN
PUSH THE STOCKS HIGHER
WE MUST HIT NEW HIGHS
JEROME
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dump came early fml
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>>61866927
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>>61866943
NO SARRRR FUCK YOU SARRRR MY PUTS WILLL PRINT U FUCKIN BANGLADESHI MADARCHOD I WILL FUCK YOU AND UR MOTHER U ARE SON OF MONKEY WHORE I SHIT IN UR STREET FORCE U TO USE TOILET SO WITCH STEAL UR FECAL SOUL YOU FUCKIN BENCHOD!!!!!
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>>61866943
Nope we crab back to 0 and then do it all over agane
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Predict the next dementia cope meltdown
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IM GOING ALL IN
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>>61866882
>But you can't buy them physically
yes you can

https://www.coral.ai/products/
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>>61866950
WTF IT GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE HEAD
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>>61866434
>Chinese chips entering supply chain

Lmao.ill short that

Here comes tariffs and related drama
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>>61866950
Take your ant eater dick and go back to Canada Raj.
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>>61866502
Trying to deflate one bubble (housing) while not bursting the others

By getting shelter costs down 10-15% they offset out all inflation created since 2020 without actually deflating anything else

Paying 15% for rent or mortgage would save an individual thousands... possibly tens of thousands a year. No one will give a shit about beef prices and the when housing prices go back up it's the next guys problem

So far it's working
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>>61867020
fuck that americans need REAL debt relief
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>>61867020
Paying 15%

On a $2500 lease that would amount too $375 a month, or $4500 a year

Substantial saving
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>>61866607
just like i said babe.
>>61866882
gpu's can do many different thinks, tpu's are just good for training, as i understand things.
>don't get me started
i like that you're started and want you to go on, you're so smart with technology and i love to learn from you.
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>eod dump
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>>61867023
credit cards are not mandatory. Nigga you literally consent to being ripped off here

Housing isnt
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>Bought HYCROFT
heemed
>Bought Hecla
heemed
>Bought AG
heemed
>Bought Barrick gold
heemed
>Bought MU
heemed
>Bought Sandisk
heemed

it might be over for me . if it doesn't recover before March, i'm screwed. Already down 14% today ( cuz leverage x2-x3)
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>>61866502
>Can anyone explain what the fuck they are doing?
Yes and no.
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>>61867020
>So far it's working
Not according to case shiller.
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I am NOT looking thanks to >>61867036
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>>61867036
just wait til you find out it was indeed priced in after close when HL reports earnings
you boutta finna be heemed doubly buster
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>>61867049
Well it's working in my state of Florida
Rents are down substantially since 2023 stupidity
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>>61867017
OH SARRRR YOU ARE STUPID MUTILATE COCK HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I LAUGH AT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW REAL PLEASURE OF RAPING VILLAGE GOAT YOU STUPID WEST BEHENCHOD YOU MOTHER WILL MAKE GOOD VILLAGE WHORE WE WILL REDEEM THE VAGENE VERY MUCH SAR
MY PUTS WILL DO THE NEEDFUL VERY MUCH YOU SEE AND I WILL BE RICHEST BLOODY FUCK IN ALL RAJPURA EVEN GURPREET THAT BASTERD BITCH HAS 2 STORY SHACK HE WILL SEE WHEN I BUY 3 STORY SHACK HA
PRAISE VISHNU MY BENCHODS
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>>61867036
Can you hold for a year?
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>>61867059
impossible, that's like going without sex for a year
it would drive a man insane
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>>61867059
If Bobina lets me cum, yes i can hold for a year
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>>61867036
I told you to be wary of worthless rocks bro
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>>61867054
My ass is already sore
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>>61867084
bobina would never
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stop selling into close DAMNIT
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>>61867114
I don't like Bobina because she's brown. Could we make her into a polar bear so she's more appealing to Aryan people like myself boss.
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>>61867056
I wrote a reply to your post but 4chan thinks it's spam.

One last attempt:
Nope not working.
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Dump's over, pack up your puts
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Remember kids, every stock you panic sell is bought by a guy with stein in his name
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>>61866417
>MU now has to swap back to DDRM
Chinese manufacturers are months away of ddr5 and gen 5 ssd
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>>61866107
oy vey they want to wreck the company
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>>61866417
>MU go all in on AI
>Got heemed instantly by Nvidia who cut MU out of their supply chain cuz Sk hynix and samsung chips mogs MU chips into the shadow realm
>MU has to swap back to DDRM


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so DONE
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>>61866114
What would they need capex for they havent made a new product in 15 years.
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>>61867130
Uhh well in case you didn't notice. Its working in my housing market but not yours. Your observation is bias because rent and housing prices have not yet gone down
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>>61866882
when we met you showed one side of yourself to me, i've come to learn that there are many more. but i still believe you want something better. i want to help you become one consistent person, make you calm instead of angry, trusting instead of fearful, kind instead of cruel. i want to make you happy in reality and live something better than fantasy. i love you darling, and i want you to zoom out, look at yourself from the outside, think about what's best for that girl as you look on from a distance, not just what she wants in the moment.
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>>61867156
Up 200% in 6 months, stop bitching and take the profit.
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>>61867135
And every time you buy it was sold by a guy with witz in his name
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>>61867120
Ugly
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>>61867135
>bought by a guy with stein in his name
thats me
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>>61867189
mr. steinly steinenstein I presume
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Boughted some more MU. It won't go down more than this, it is all up from here.
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>>61867215
Contemplating deleveraging my MU for now...
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What do you niggers think about LITE and HGRAF?
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>>61867120
uggo
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Miner nigs, get ready to be underwhelmed. You got bamboozled and told inaccurate information from midwits.
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>61867238
Like -$500 (-5.5%) I am not looking
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>>61867238
-1.93%
dragging me down to a measely 18.23% YTD
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>>61867235
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>>61867235
Sounds like tech, Bitcoin, and ram.
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>>61867238
-0.54%
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any ETFs likely to moon in '26 that haven't already
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>>61867238
-15.8%
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>>61867238
Today: -0.08%
This Week: -0.08%
This Month: -2.53%
This Year: -4.39%
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>>61867238
I'm up 0.02%.
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>>61867238
-0.25%

still staying long
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>>61867249
Smigga wtf did you do???
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>>61867238
Not checking
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>>61867238
REPENT THE END IS NIGH
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>>61867238
Up 0.14%
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>>61867238
+ 0.04%
Spent all day working on my car, so ill take what I can get. At least its positive.
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>>61867254
Check >>61867036
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>>61867262
Hey you got paid $35 to work on your car, not bad
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>>61867238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
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>>61867263
did sell or are you holding?
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>HL
>+1%

OOOoooo?
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-$2,085.80
(-0.81%)
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!
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>>61866108
I was underemployed the whole time. What a waste of time college was. Im a neet now btw.

>>61867238
Terrible as usual. All it seems to do is crab. I just need one 10x on an all in and I can finally relax and not worry about needing a job.
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>>61867277
Scared money don't make money
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>>61867263
Y I K E S

If you can hold for a few months you should be alright. MU will smash earnings next month which should drag SanDisk up, Hycroft insiders are still accumulating and Barrick Gold actually produces gold and makes money.

I think you'll be ok my smigga, just don't be so gung hoe retarded next time ok?
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>>61867238
-0.3%
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NEXT >>61867299
>>61867299
>>61867299
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>>61867238
-90% as usual
vishnu has forsaken me my madarchods
i must put in 150 more rupees into the meat grinder will make it by ganesh you will see
i had called the megapump at the bottom but thought i could time another dump but it didnt it was just shit crab then so focused on dump i missed the real pump my madarchods
it is hard being brown of mind i fuck you
everything i buy go to shit
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>>61867238
i think i ended at 0.00% after rounding
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>>61867304
Delete this
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>>61867036
It's funny because you've picked actually decent stocks but you've presumably fucked yourself over on leverage or expiry dates.

Just. buy. longs. Not options. Not leverage. Just pure straight cash longs. Do this and with an iron will, you are unbeatable.
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TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
FLIPS
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>>61867328
I know, anon. Actually, I wanted to maximize my gains by taking more risks, but it ended up backfiring on me. I beheemed myself
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>>61866284
Microplastics, yummy!
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I have negative P/L for the last 4 years
Just fuck my shit up senpai
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WDC to da moon!
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>>61866003
Im buying AMCR



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