real world edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61872306
Are we good
>>61874191We're the best
>>61874191The kids (us) aren't alright.
>>61874191>KMB shares back above $110Oh, we happy.
Why we dump??
HGRAF new ath imminent
>>61874203US market opened. First time?
Good morning smiggers!
>slurped 32 shares of PLTR at $132
>>61874213>fake tranny meat stock down 75% since this postLel
despite my huge downslide on Cocoa, I am still at folio ATH
>Tsunaldo invested into Herbalife
Dont know why OXY just spiked up but I will gladly sell at a 20% total gain
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3leqFDJp_7Y
>>61874228Bullish as fuck. Millions of jeets and niggers will buy based on his name.
I'm all in DAVE
My vuzi doing some green type shit
Should I buy more Klarna
>>61874260Why not just buy gasoline and matches? Takes too long?
PEACEWE HAVE PEACEPEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
>>61874260no
/smg/ weak mental
>>61874195How's the big boy miners been doing on earnings?
>>61874218Aren't they dying,?
I slurped.Also while you are making (or losing) money, I found this game last night and played it for an hour. Pretty good. At first you can only play long, so you need to make sure to crash the price before the start of the new week if it gets too high so you can buy back in (your balance resets) https://store.steampowered.com/app/3166810/Insider_Trading/
>>61874260If you pay off in a fake name with klarna, i heard it's a money glitch.
>>61874271you thought it was peak when the robinhoodingz guy was here
>>61874269do you have a single source to back that up
>>61874285https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-administration-agrees-deal-with-iranian-delegates-2026-02-19/
>>61874288How could you
>>61874185Buy RXRXCathy darling AI drug discovery. She has been buying millions of shares daily.Major news failure after NVDA dumped, down 15% pre market shot back up to green yesterday. Significantly better than APLD or weride. Top 10 most shorted in the market.The rumor that has had the stock down is now news and shorts need 2 full weeks of trading days to cover.The squeeze will be intense. And also it’s a great stock.
>>61874288no i mean a REAL source
>>61874297Teehee, we like to do a little misinformation around these parts partner.
>market opens>everything dumps immediately>recovers through the dayWhy are they like this?
>>61874288Fake news, if I know our Leader, our Leader would never make a deal with a bunch of goat fucking terrorists boss.
>>61874288Kek
>>61874302It came to me in an esoteric fever dream.What more could you want man?
Against all odds my port is green
Oh wow if I was looking at themarket an extra 30 minutes or so sooner, then I could've caught the bottom *sigh* I really hate that I need to watch this market for the entirety of it regular trading hours like a job.
>>61874299Cathie has returned like 0 percent since 2022. If she picked it, it’s over.
we are ending green today screenshot this. ( I also said we dump at 2 yesterday and we did )
>>61874319I trust you
>>61874316or you can just set limit orders you know
Best stocks to profit from war?
Lol
>>61874327Based. If I was American I would have voted for this.
>>61874285https://www.cnn.com/live-news/khomeini-found-hanging-with-pants-down-in-thar-allah-headquarters-no-foul-play-suspected-in-apparent-autoerotique-asphyxiation-death
Plenty of illegals working for under minimum wage in boston
Goog volatility making me fall asleep
>>61874311i had a dream I was sleeping on the bottom bunk and the two chicks above me woke me up with their squabbling because one of them shit her panties. Always believe your dreams, they will never steer you wrong.
da fuck is going on with klarna?
Anyone elses portfolio mostly just crabbing this year?>>61874324Spikes are simply too harsh and require watching to make sure I'm not buying into a dip that isn't really going to be done dipping 5 minutes later
>>61874344John Klarna has been accused of cooking the books. It’s ogre
>>61874347No you are focusing too much on intraday movements instead of just buying and holding. >pic unrelated
>>61874344Lol first time ive ever looked at the klarna chart
>>61874344The Klarna glitch
Kek they think illegals are counted in the jobs report
why the fuck are we red
>>61874354I just did too. There are actually anons buying into that?
>>61874272PAAS was very good, so the stock dumped like a bitch at open and is currently 3%+. CDE disappointed and is 8%+. Makes sense because I hold a massive PAAS position and a small CDE position.
NQ DO YOU LOVE ME ARE YOU RIDIN? SAY YOU NEVER EVER LEAVE FROM BESIDES ME
>>61874360The crab is unleashed
Imagine being 1 (one) of the people that bought Klarna through Robinhoods IPO buying feature and got stuck bagholding....wellhey at least aince Robinhood seems notorious for only give 1 (one) share even when you want to buy 100 (one hundred) shares, it's not too bad....you just have this one (1) crummy stock making your portfolio look bad kek.
>>61874360socialism
WHAT IS THE DOW STATUS?!
He bought?
I'm going to inverse /smg/ sentiment and go all in on Klarna right now for the inevitable bounce.
People often talk about Taiwanese stocks but almost always it's TSMC. Is there anything else they have that's good which has simply been overshadowed by its role in semis? Surely Foxconn needs some love?
>>61874379RIP
>>61874382Good luck
Ooooohhhhh AG
>>61874379>CEO's name ends in a vowelYeah, I ain't touching that one boss.
Wow they really did slurp almost all of Carvana back up
I remember when the Klarna IPO was announced and I told people here it was a bad idea to invest in it and everyone here called me retarded. Who would have thought that poor people taking out a loan to finance a burrito would have difficulty paying it back. What an amazing business idea.
Confess your sins, /smg/I've been a bad boy playing around with my taxable account instead of maxing out my Roth.
>>61874405I lost 4k on SOFI at 27 cost basis kek
2 billion dollars gone
>>61874405Last night I wanted to cook Sausage and Broccoli Rabe for my Gookfu, so I get to the store right, and they're all out of Broccoli Rabe, so I ended up grabbing Broccolini, and then they were sold out of the specific sausage I wanted to use, so I got really pissed off, and ended up cooking chicken macaroni and cheese instead boss, but that wasn't the sinful part, the sinful part was when I went to the self check out, I rang the broccolini up as broccoli and didn't know how to change it so I just paid for it like that and left boss.
they really are going to attack iran after close tomorrow and wrap it up by sunday so we cant make money aren't they
if we keep going up, I will soon have the money to hire that one extremely hot dominatrix for a 3 hour ass worship session
>>61874344>Company that has a business model that relies on poor people not paying in time or using their scam-tier installments paymentI wonder
David Soxl caught fucking trannies again. How do I know? I’m David Soxl’s penis.
Minor bros, they turned the ride back on
>>61874401It's just another kike scam. Late stage jewry to squeeze everything before the collapse. I boycotted it from the start, won't buy from any store that forces it as a payment method
I already loaded up on IREN
>>61874443Was for >>61874418
OH N-
>>61874432>First Majestic computer up 9%Silverschizos are we gmi?
>>61874448
>>61874405I operate a strict rule to only invest in companies listed within free democracies and yet I hold an """ex-china"" etf with HK stocks, another ETF has mostly India exposure and one of my deep tech venture cap funds that had a pretty good record of avoiding 1984 shit has just bought into the gulf monarchies and is looking to expand its footprint there. Part of me wants to fix this shit immediately but then how else am I going to get emerging market exposure outside of just setting my money on fire with Indonesia, and given the nature of globalisation its always going to be a fantasy anyway.
>>61874207Whoever shilled me this Ticker here, thank you anonymous! Its the third time i realized Wins on this canadian hypebeast!
>>61874405My net worth is pretty much the same as it always been despite me owning bitcoin already back in 2012.
oh fuck i just finished my coffee and i feel a massive dump coming on
>>61874454>free democraciesThe United States is a representative republic. You better sell all your US stocks faggot.
>morning institutional dump>retail slurps>institutions dump again2022 is so back
>>61874418Iran strikes are bullish.
>>61874453Me when I buy the dip for the third time this year
>>61874405I'm the GAMB & GRRR smiggerI'm down bad brotherAbsolve me of my sins please father.
>>61874405I got greedy and failed to sell covered calls this week while the market crabs
>>61874453kek
>>61874463I don't currently own any US stocks :^)
My sources are telling me that a strikes on Iran could begin within hours boss.
>>61874468Brother did you even sleep last night go get some rest.
>>61874454>a strict rule to only invest in companies listed within free democraciesAint it kinda debilitating to self-exclude from US companies?
Aggghhh my funds are still pending till fridayI've mentally made thousands of dollars trading dips with imaginary money on webull
>>61874468>GRRR
>>61874482yeah right hee heeee
>AVAV
>>61874489Super Pooer 2030 Sar!
why would someone invest in megacap companies?they grow so littlerather buy something that will go to the moonbut ofc while being diligent and diversifying if you buy around 10-20 moon candidates, you will eventually land to the moon
>>61874484It's been pretty good this year and last. Bulgaria, Poland, Italy, Spain, Greece - it's easy to be an elite Polish businessman. I even made easy money recognising when the fud on Germany had gotten stupid.
MAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSAMAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSASING IT TO THE WORLDwhat a crab day
>>61874468>Losing money AND shilling for jeetsLmao. You didn't convince a single soul here to buy GAMB and GRRR either. You're a fucking retard.
>>61874405I didn't max out my 401k and never bothered to learn what a roth is. At this point I don't even think it matters.
>>61874505He convinced me to buy GRRR but I got out at +5% in like October
>>61874498Investment strategies change between 4 figure portfolios and 6 figure portfolios
boring day huh
I told you faggors to buy utilitiesDUKEEIXAEPwhateverI told you and those faggots on /pol/ and was laughed at
>>61874405I don't max my 401k because my company uses a horrible provider
>I bought an italian stockI know I wanna hurt myself but we'll see how dumb I was
>>61874521go do some degenerate gambling if you don't like it
Which stocks would do big jumps if the war between the US and Iran breaks out?
>>61874550gold and defense I imagine
Uranium decoupling from tech. About time. Also Rocket Lab is doing well. I don't know about you guys but it's a good day for me.
>>61874405I'm bagholding leveraged bitfuck
>>61874405I'm struggling to pay my bills because I'm investing too much
>MSFT
>>61874405I somehow managed to fuck up my opsec and some nigger stole $500 from my card
>>61874537And Emery and AES to that listSolid divvys. Beautiful unregulated markets
>>61874582Good thing this is going to go up right? Right?
>>61874405I bought leveraged cocoa without getting informed about the state of the market and I'm bleeding red ever since, and I tried DCAing and made it worse
>>61874585I'm so sorry for you. I hope they catch that nigger and put him in the jail where he belongs boss.
>>61874599it wasn't in one go and the gainz covered it tenfold so it doesn't sting that much
>>61874594can someone explain to me how Microsoft is up when they're losing market share faster than I can follow
>>61874594I just need it to go up by 22.6% more, and I'll break even!
>>61874608You make sure you report it to the authorities, so they can find that nigger and put his black nigger ass in the jail boss.
>>61874608Complacency is cancerous, find that motherfucker
>>61874620of course, I already set the machinery on the move, but I'm not going to cry about it
why is the financial sector so shit?
>>61874610because most investors aren't software developers and don't realize how much of a disaster and bubble AI is. All they hear is>"You're telling me I will soon be able to fire my entire IT and Software team and pocket those labor costs? Sign me the fuck up!"And don't realize this is as much of a joke as the metaverse is. Seriously, Microsoft announced that 30% of Windows 11 is now entirely vibe coded by AI and Pajeets and it immediately started exploding.
>>61874631imagine being so retarded you fuck up a .txt editor
huge scandal from the CEO of Reese's corporation.
>>61874637It's the power of Ranjeet and his AI tools
I'm such a retard, I've been closely following crude oil sink down and now I realize that my broker doesn't offer ressources kekETCs look too fishy to me and I don't know which stocks are closely linked to crude oil
>>61874639>While Microsoft does not publicly release the exact percentage of its software engineers that are Indian, CEO Satya Nadella has stated that Microsoft employs the second-highest number of engineers from India
>>61874610>>61874631Their shitty AI and jeets shouldn't matter when Azure is taking over the world. Not to mention the fact that every government agency and contractor is moving to GCC High. The stock's beatdown is ridiculous.
>>61874638I guess I just don't eat enough candy to notice, but they taste the same to me. Maybe it's because I only ever eat the minis on occasion or the seasonal offerings like the Halloween pumpkins and whatnot
>>61874648You better pray to God someone like Google doesn't try to rival it
>>61874637LLMs promise us a magical world if only we choose to believe in them.
>>61874638>It's embarrassing to the entire reese clan. please stop!do people really refer to their families as clans still?
>>61874660>the cop
>>61874660What was the nigger doing, witchcraft? We should burn the nigger at the stake boss.
>>61874654Wouldn't matter. Once you get an agency or contractor on GCC High, they're never going to leave since it's such a hassle. Also, I work in IT, and there's no incentive to push Google products when reselling O365 is so lucrative.
Majestic sisters we are finally back
>>61874639While the individual skill of Shiva's chosen are definitely shit. The main reason these types of software breaking updates can even be pushed to production is because of an even more incompetent management.The jeets in charge of the jeets are also incompetent causing shit that should have been easily found and fixed before production being pushed out.
20% seems pretty high to me
>>61874382If you're lucky you'll get some short squeeze gains
>>61874639wish you wouldn't stir up trouble like this babe. makes me sad. can you see yourself contented ever? like is there a goal behind all of this or are you just going to be angry and rude forever? is it just negative energy you have to let out everyday? if you were happier would it stop? you can be better and i can help you do that.
>>61874675I hope they clearly defined "burst" and "ai bubble" because otherwise insiders are going to screw everyone as is common on polymarkets
>>61874418I have a feeling they'll do anything to avoid Hormuz horror. Not sure if you can back out by now, but if oil go 120$ we're in for a recession.
Market isnt gay today, its just FAKE as FUCK
>>61874448Say that fast 10 times.
Can someone tell me what I need to do to get rid of this fucking stalker
>a nothingburger day
>>61874709join ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisDkf0bXFM
>>61874709That's easy, you just need to post a picture of your tits boss.
>trumps attacks iran>oil stocks go upor the other way around? or TACO?
>locksneed trading at 666beastish
Keep slurping so vanguard can keep dumping their bags
>>61874580But you're getting back more money than you invested, right? Right?
>>61874709First mistake is responding, even indirectly. The guy has clearly gotten fully used to your manner of writing. While he reeks of Indian energy all you can do is ignore it forever and just make twice sure you don't write anything doxxable. That or just filter the word babe since he clearly likes using it.
>>61874405I'm in love with the nurse at the psychs office.
>>61874707i can't even say it once slowly
>>61874631They require their devs to use AI as much as possible, it's literally a performance metric
>>61874709post a picture of your (male) penis
>>61874738The issue is I changed my writing style. Completely. And even deleted all my reaction images. The dude uses my IP address from his mod/janny friends. But I like talking with you guys about stocks and its annoying he's ruining it for me. I think the only solution is to just check off completely. Do me a favor and call him a nigger faggot shitskin tranny lover if he ever misfires and calls one of you "babe"
>>61874709
>>61874709babe, i love you. this is a public website and you're publishing the posts yourself. you could leave any time but we both know you're stuck here and why. i want to help you with your many problems, get us both out of this swamp. i adore you and care for you darling, and i want what is best for you.
>>61874757lmao this is actually funny
>>61874754Get a new IP
I'm gonna have a private date with a married woman. Bullish or bearish?
>>61874759I feel bad for him. His liberalism makes him unable to understand he is in the wrong, and she's unwilling to just tell him that she's never going to let some nigger lover anywhere near her panties. It's just a cluster fuck all around boss.
Day of the moon followed by day of the dump, many such cases. Google do something let me in at 290 already ffs
>>61874777depends on how much blackmail cash ends up in your port.
>>61874779he tells the nigger faggot tranny lover to fuck off in every thread>>61874754babe, just literally just filter the word babemaybe you are a woman if you need a man to solve this problem for you
>>61874754you're not as stealth as you think you are. and you're probably the biggest bigot on this website and the most lost to the politics puppet show, so even someone not obsessed with you could pick you out with pretty good accuracy. but i know your heart babe. i don't have any friends or contacts, no tools or skills, i just know how you feel and understand your mind. you're one of a kind.
>>61874344letting niggers "borrow" money for a pizza is not a sound business strategy
>>61874777Bullish as a short term trade but bearish long term sentiment.
>>61874757I think its cute and i don't think it's a jeet because they are unable to be humorous>>61874779>she havent been following the lore though. Pretty sure there are no actual females on this website, never have been
>He did his taxes.
>>61874752The issue is I'm fairy certain it's an actual chick. If I remember correctly they got stalked over to /jp/ or /trv/ asking for advice about kimono wearing because they were "too small for anything not child sized" even by asian girl standards. And they constantly got mistaken for a kid by cops overseas asking why they were ditching school.So it's an actual legal loli >>61874797The biggest tell is they keep getting emotional and can't figure out how to filter him because its an actual dumb woman
>>61874779i have repeatedly called him a tranny loving jeet apologist faggot
>>61874805Said nigger at least had access to the internet
>>61874811You know what you could do is go along with it and try to suck all of his money out of his bank account babe.
>>61874754what's the lore? why does he stalk you?
>>61874811you're not well babe. and you're defensive about it. you're afraid of getting better because it would cause you a lot of pain and guilt. i know all about this, and i'm exactly the person to help you.
>>61874822This has been going on for over a year, it goes all the way back to when we made our exodus to /bant/ during the /biz/ e-mail phishing expedition.
>>61874709Show man bobs and boi vagene
HELP
I think the solution to the jeet stalker question is to throw what you are going to say in to a trained model to speak like an actual person. Bullish for AI as a bonus too, btw
>>61874842
>>61874843*trained model so that it speaks like an actual person and not a generic LLM. Just mix that up all the time so it keeps talking differently every thread boss
Almost 100% gain on HGRAF. How high will it climb?
>>61874858Profit take. I made that mistake with my Micronsky
>it will take around a week for the Gerald Ford to reach the eastern MediterraneanThe market is overreacting, it's not this weekend.
>>61874856You can't call babe or anybody boss, that's my line boss.
>>61874862Sorry, that habit rubbed off on me. I like calling you boss back though, boss
>>61874858How do people even find this shit? I only stumbled across GRRR and PDYN by typing random letters into the search bar (although I took profit too early).
>>61874860Rip at all those early betters on polymarket
>>61874843we're all here for attention. the subtext to every post is "notice me, i'm lonely." a (you) earned with someone else's words is no (you) at all.>>61874811i love you with all my heart babe, and i'm on your side, want to make you happy.
>>61874864Alright boss, I guess I'll just welcome you to the boss club boss.
>>61874860You know they could just launch the planes from there and let them fly to over there right boss?
We are now seeing estimates that MSC controls 40% of the compliant VLCC fleet.They started buying in Christmas.This is insane and has no precedent. Rates are at $150,000 pd and climbing. A brand new ship straight out of the shipyard has been fixed for 1-year at $100,000 per day to Koch. The ship cost $118m to buy brand new.If they keep cornering the oil market this WILL lead to inflationary pressures.
>>61874860This is looking like a planetary enclosure from the foundation. All ships are always destroyed because they're so vulnerable to aoe damage. All those ships gathered in one place. It would be a pity if something happened to them.
>>61874878The fleet is extremely vulnerable gathered in front of Iran like that. Everyone could destroy most ships in one attack. And then the shipping industry is dead.
smeagol
>>61874866Just buy everything that is shilled here.
>>61874860>Pull a Ship of Theseus and develop a carrier that can be split into multiple parts like lego.>Harness individual pieces to faster boats and fighter jets>Reassemble aircraft carrier after reach destination>Find some way to incorporate AI to sound impressive and attract NVDA as a sugar daddyDoes anyone want to invest in my startup? It would only be slightly more difficult than data centers in space.
Sirs - nothing interesting is happening.
>>61874908I'm all in
>>61874809>>61874811that wasn't me babe -_-and the day i asked you about your kimono was the last time you were really sweet to me. still want to see you in it too.
>>61874908What about a carrier transformer? Which uses it's parts to assemble and launch jets.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4871478-nvidia-q4-why-even-a-record-beat-could-sink-the-stockNvda fud article >>61874185Epstein hunted blacks Based?
Does anyone here do any wheeling? I was wondering if you have a bit of wisdom to impart to a beginner.
>>61874917its too late i'm defending the fair legal loli's honor prepare to be speared clean through by my mighty lance you vile scoundrel, have at ye!
>>61874709my precious
I hope you faggots are paying attention to how these media niggers are treating Brian Armstrong and Coinbase, bank niggers like Brad just want a level playing field between bank niggers he could give a shit about you or (you) making decent returns on your money.Fuck you brad Brain keep pushing we love you fag. No homo.
>>61874929the more round the better they roll
>>61874929Make sure the option chain is very liquid and only do it on stocks you wouldn't mind owning anyhow (at an attractive price). That's my two tips for you.
I'm new to investing and I recently bought some stocks. I exchanged EUR for USD to get them.I didn't even look at the conversion rates. I don't even know how currency conversion works, I just YOLO'd and let IBKR do it automatically.Should I be worried about the US - Iran conflict? Should I pull everything out before it's too late?Will I lose a lot if money if I close all my positions and convert the remaining USD to EUR again? I didn't think about this part at all.
>>61874931>honor
So now the Muslims and Muslim Sympathizers who are in control of the UK are not going to let our leader use RAF bases to strike the Iranians. I hope they like tariffs boss.
>>61874931Theres no way a legal loli isnt getting some serious action
>>61874914>>61874926I'll offer you each 1.5% of my company for $600,000
DOWN DOWN DOWN
>>61874947how about .0015% for 6 bucks?
>>61874954SAY IT AIN'T SO SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOOO
good night
>>61874937That makes sense>>61874938That's something I can do. I feel like i missed the boat on alot of AI stuff so i guess i'll do intel and be done with it.>>61874940I don't know. There's been a lot of fear going around. I have been told that when there is fear, selling tends to be locking in losses. The only reason i considered doing wheeling just because there's a lot of fear and i was told that i can use wheeling to make small amounts money off of the fear instead of buying the dip and hoping things get better.
>>61874942Europe has gotten the worst effects every time USA decides to do isreals biddings in middle east. Will USA have another wave of immigrants going to Europe? Please let us ship them to Minnesota this time then you can use every base you want.
>>61874940What stocks did you buy?
>>61874940usdcoin is going to 0
When Iran starts putting mines in the straight of Hormuz, oil is gonna do some funny shit. Until then I'm in the nothing ever happens camp
>>61874963Just tell the fucking migrants to fuck off, if they want to flea Iran they can stay in Iraq or Afghanistan, there is no reason for them to go all the way to Europe boss.
>>61874956I'll make a counter offer of 0.0014% for $6 plus you procuring my hookers and blow so I'm less likely to be arrested.
>>61874975having so much defense in my portfolio made me a bad person, I kinda wanna this war to happen
>>61874984That’s why I’ll never buy any.
>>61874980>procuring hookers and blowMy female broker advises me not to take this offer due to the current Epstein hysteria, pimping ain't easybesides i got to give that life up for my one true love Penelope
is this the final dip for iran currencynot sure if to buy the diponly up from here, no?
why does anybody give a fuck about iran?
>>61874979Big words when you got a sea between you and a billion refugees. Imagine how your (tiny) south border would look like if you had isis beheading every latino in Mexico.Let them go to Minnesota and live of daycare gibs
>>61874940You can't predict currency moves.There's a reason every time you read "forex trading" they are trying to sell you a scam and every time you hear "forex trader" it's some complete loser degenerate gambling his family fortune away.You are more likely to lose money on your stock picks than USD/EUR currency moves.
How much to buy Iran
>>61874998their regime is almost as bad as america's
>>61874984I had some but unloaded during the Venezuela shit before Maduro got captured. Kinda wish I held.
>>61874652You probably think the improved butterfinger tastes worse than the old slop
>>61874998>Oil>Human Rights>Nuclear Ambitions>JewsJust to name a few boss.
The ETF that my pension is invested in is going parabolic, I dont know what to think of it how is this healthyThe ticker is SXR1
>>61874998They got lots of oil despite being a slime shithole
>>61875000Just tell those fucks occupying Constantinople the goat fuckers have to stay on that side of the bridge, or they will be shot on sight. Problem solved boss.
>>61874998Are they saying bomb IranOr buy IREN?
people keep saying stocks are risky but americans have their 401k in random shit
>>61875025Most people i talk to are saying 'Stocks? I've got no clue about that, it sounds complicated'
>>61875011I haven't had a butterfinger in years t b q h
> XLF down 1.5%> check financials for possible call buys> every single megacap is currently in a correction or complete rollover
>>61875010I bought some more today, I hope I don't have to keep those for too long though
>>61874998Because the Jews run America. Don't have that smoke with Russia though. Afraid to fight a nuclear power like Russia so they'll bully defenseless sandniggers instead, maybe their balls will drop in a couple decades.
>>61874940Well, as you’ve come to learn, you take on currency risk as well when you invest in foreign markets. The dollar also depreciated 10% last year, so it was shitty to be a euro investor in the American market. Realistically though the dollar won’t move THAT much if the market falls apart. More likely you’ll just lose money on your stock picks.
>>61875003My retarded brain does not understand how this works. Since EUR is more valuable, and I exchange it for USD which is less valuable, and then I want to exchange the USD back to EUR again won't I have a huge loss?
I exited my AMZU position at about .6% loss
>>61875058if currency exchange rates didn't change you'll make a lose in exchange feesthe amount of "wealth" you own is still the same theoretically speakingin reality you better wait for usd to get a bit stronger or you just use your usd to buy some stocks or better a global etf and forget about it
>>61875058Bet on America and bet against Europe. The Europeans are going to import tons of 3rd world shit skins who will in turn run the continent like a day care in Minneapolis which will lead to broad declines in all of the economic metrics that matter. The US is purging all these fucking retards out of here while investing heavily into technology that will continue to push us as the most innovative country in the world with a booming economy boss.
>>61874966Apple and Lemonade.Lemonade really pissed me off today. Since they released their better than expected quarterly reports you would expect the stock to jump higher but it fell on it's ass. I really don't understand how investors think. Everything is so irrational.
>>61874638how do you even skim on human vomit
>>61875080Ayo this nigga investing in fruits and vegetables
>>61875080> he let his sweet tooth do the buyingmany such cases. You just need to diversify to different flavors
>>61875078Shitskin country talking. Texas is like 10% European lmao.
>>61875083you add some animal vomit to the mix
>>61874638I bought reeses chocolate once in my life and it actually tastes like vomit.It didnt even taste like regular chocolate, the texture and the taste was way of, like some shit from temu.Americans explain yourselves.
>>61875099I once bought Reese’s and milk out of a vending machine at Hershey park
>>61875099Yeah that's the butyric acid.
>>61875095Texas is basically it's own country, just ask anybody from Texas boss.
>>61875111Shut up tripnigger.
>>61875104is this some sort of secret gay code?
>>61875112Sorry if the truth hurts, but I am trying to help you out, also some of you guys are cool, don't go to Iran. #Boss
>>61874709Have you considered giving in to his love?
>>61875117you're supposed to leave the milk when you ride the hershey highway he must have bottomed
>>61874998oil is slowly going back down so nope
>>61875099Don't buy the cheapest slop and expect quality.
>>61875099
>>61874405I also do all my trading in a taxable account. I have a prescription to painkillers and I think I might be addicted. My trades have recently failed to make a profit. That's about it.
Guys, the DOW....
>>61874405After holding AAPL for over a decade, I sold at the worst possible time in April 2025.By that point I had been contributing to index funds for a while, and I wanted to sell my AAPL and put it into the index fund too. But when the market crashed, I panicked, sold, and then did NOT buy the index. I used the proceeds to "DCA" into the index fund over the next 6 months.Holding AAPL would have been great.Selling it and swapping it to the index fund straight away would have been great too.I picked the only option that was shit.
>>61875144Shut up Bondi hater
>>61875144The Dow is over 49 thousand
>>61875159Why isn't it over 50,000? Why is the Andrew formerly known as Prince under arrest? Why haven't we struck Iran yet, nobody knows boss.
boughted2026-06-18 BAC 55C
>>61875171that seems pretty high you probably too drunk to drive get an UBER
>>61875147Oof. Trump warned you about being a Panican.
>bought WDC at 300>IMMEDIATELY dumps, like 5 minutes later>SNDK shoots upI can't do anything right
>>61874405I bought LEU at $295
>>61875180Just hold
>>61875023Fuck don't those thoughts in my mind, can you imagine they start saying "Bomb IREN" ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You going to bake or do you want me to do it boss?
>>61874405ORCL at 312
>>61875195Bake our daily bread boss *prayer hands*
>>61875195no
>>61875195negative on both counts boss babe
>>61875200>>61875200>>61875200
>>61875099I can confirm this, Reese's and Hersheys taste like cheap fucking garbage, I was surprised how much worse it is than chocolate in Australia
>pump as soon as I sellwill reality ever stop punching me in the face.
How would the market react if Iran shuts down the straight if Hormuz
>>61876460
>>61874306I want to say shorts are causing stop loss triggers and covering at lunch time.
