Boots on the ground Edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61945652
This one
This one. Cos why not.
Mom, Dad, please don't make me choose which thread to shitpost inALSO WTFWT WHAT'S THE NEWS SMIGGERS??? WE MOONING!
>>61958680Absolutely, and the AI companies right now still lose 5x or whatever on every prompt you do in terms of tokens.But thanks to AI capex they should soon turn break even, sustaining the AI revolution further and pumping my bags further.>>61958731People who refuse to leverage AI don't know what's about to hit themJust go on leddit (I use it because WSB is good) and observe the AI skepticism/hate in every thread where it's tangentially relatedYes I agree, Codex is really recalcitrant in some regards.>Pic rel is a workflow I set up in Emacs I'm also working on such an AI directives pipeline, although my powerlevel for Emacs stuff is too low>>61958656I didn't know that, another AI slave! Thanks sister
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
STILL ALIVE LIL' NIGGIES
MU
gone to cash for now to take stock of the situationi don't like it and don't trust anything
bullbros we are so back. long memory and SANDISKGODS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. $1000 EOY
I'm out. Not dealing with this shitty market and threadsplitting faggots
>it keeps on fallingTASUKETE NIGGERMAN AAAAAHHHHH
>>61958796Its you, you're the wojak in the OP
>>61958796Split threads are bullish boss.
happy bear market eve everybody
>>61958801uhm
Other thread is macron cockslurper talking to himself. Sad!
>>61958835at least hormuz's open
pretty cool that you can just say>no, oil prices, it's not a good time for thatand they'll fall
I managed to buy the dip this time
>>61958847No it isn't, they got that thing sealed up tighter than tick pussy boss.
Is everyone having a good time?
>>61958871isn't this how everything works, ever?
>>61958874no
The SPY is almost green, just like all those boots we're about to put on the ground boss.
babe schizo's supervillain alias should be 'the brown problem'
Baggler supports a nuclear Iran
EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE'RE RECOVERING RIGHT FKEKING NOW OR THE PIG GETS IT
>>61958911i bought puts
>>61958911because you touch yourself at night
>>61958911This maybe?
I am this close to ending the day green. Thinking of selling everything before the inevitable bloodbath tomorrow.
>>61958911SHORTS COVERED NOW RELEASE THE SOW
>>61958785>MemoryGODS
>>61958785I was going to sell oil and buy the dip but after selling the top today I saw SNDK was already up almost 10%. No idea what to buy now in the short term.
>>61958911The Hebrews realized that we’re entirely okay with, happy even to support, their Lebensraum project - but that we must be bought.
>I am green today>didn't even buy any oil>the situation of the war has not changed at allhuh?
>>61958923I bought stuff at today's bottom and sold immediately before my stuff started to slide down again . If we're green or only a little red tomorrow, I'll buy because it shows a positive trend. If we're red, I'll go balls deep in NVDA and swing trade other stuff.
>>61958962>>61958917
>>61958911the Jews know our markets must be green if they want our continued support. We truly are goyim they know it
>>61958917>>61958977so, how did they achieve that?
>>61958979I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY ARE MOVING
anyone tried opening something like a discord or telegram community with a minimum 'folio value, like a elite trader neet ring, supporting each other with real insider information or someshit. I lurk in the net anyway 24/7, at least i could connect desu. I might open it if anyone is interested
>>61958986depression cancelled until everything goes to shit again tomorrow at least
>>61958988That sounds incredible homosexual>>61958991Love this little banana girl
Everything is in balance. Your longing for the green candles in a transient market and your attachment to gains is the cause of your suffering. If you don't confine this attachment your strategies will not be true, and all your trades will be nothing but a dance of light and air
>>61958986ahhhhhhhh its a maritime centipede
/pol/ thinks the big market crash of -26 is over.
>>61958988
>>61958988>neets>insider informationWhy do you think I have a real job anon? You learn all kinds of things you can trade on that are not insider information.
>>61958986I'm fucked
>>61958986drifrin into the gulf with style
>>61958998how do they cope with the fact that this administration is actively covering up a pedophile cabal?
>>61958979probably some deal like the ukrainian grain one
>>61958998/pol/ smarter than /biz/?
>>61959007Meds now
>>61958988these threads are filled with insider knowledge, you have to learn how to identify it
>>61959016for me its when the anonymous posters loudly announces that he has insider infoI always buy
>>61959015Huh? Millions of Epstein emails still haven't been released even though they are required to be by law. Why are you defending pedophiles?
>>61959009would be nice, then I can stop caring about the area getting razed to the ground I assume whoever made the deal paid a high price for it then though, because that is one massive sacrifice Iran has to make
Hormuz status?
>>6195902350% of the times those are larpers
>>61958988looks like the discord trannys are making a comeback boss
>>61958785Why up so much?Didn't they sell their year of product already? Why are they up, but other companies shitting?
>>61959016>>61959023Here is some insider information: Buy PLTR and hold PLTR. It will be at 250 by December.
>>61958988Every attempt to get a discord or irl meet up going is inevitably a gay dating enterprise.This is the 13th rule of 4qin.
Big Greek Cock piercing the Hormussy!Buy SBLK!
buncha FFNs itt
>>61959040SurveillanceGODS
>>61959029>a high pricebeing able to send some oil to the chinese
>>61959026Because all the presidents since 1992 will go to jail if those are released, retard.
>>61959041we should have a meet up and all duel for the right to marry the Penelope babe
Its time to cut my losses and dump my USO holdings, isn't it?
>>61959048So you're okay with covering up for pedophiles then? Do you even understand what you're saying? You might as well be a pedo yourself.
>>61959054first of all, the correct term is hebephilesecond of all, the real problem is casual premarital sex
>>61958785>6 months>700%what the fuck
>>61959054I don't care about your retarded reddit shit in this fucking /biz/ thread, my concern is that Trump is crashing the market. If you're going otbe a retarded shill at least make it relevant to what I'm talking about.
>>61959043Saars saved
>>61959045The Ayatollah posted this from Hell
>>61959043This is typical greek behavior. Told not to do something. Consequences explained. Greek thinks well what if I just do it a little bit anyway and see what happens? The greek will then be caught, the consequences applied, the greek will be righteously indignant about the whole thing, claim he has done nothing wrong, ask what's the big deal as he only did it a small amount.
>>61959090yeah that's fine, pedo. I'm buying some CF and maybe some EQNR. I don't believe the strait is going to reopen anytime soon.
>>61959098it's pure proto-faustian spirit. Socrates speaks of this
>>61959105>>Socrates speaks of this>Did you even read his books.jpg
Korea chads why no pump?
>>61959111EWYpamped wdym
It's funny that people said this exact fucking candle wouldn't happen. I should have gone balls deep in SNXX.
>>61959098i'm greek and can confirm
>>61959123Gapcandle anon called it well
oil WILL NEVER be below 114 AGAIN
>>61959098You could just replace every instance of the word Greek with nigger and the validity of the statement would remain unchanged boss.
>>61958556>Is this stock the real deal?Several of us have been telling you this for over 6 months now, babe. Do your due diligence and ask anything you don't understand here, but the science behind it isn't really difficult to grasp.
>he fell for the premarket panic>he thought oil was going to $300>he bought USO/UCO
>>61959007the enforcers are the ones committing the crime, so who's gonna stop em? i will never understand these kind of questions
i bought nvda puts for the sell off in a couple days anyway what else is guaranteed to make money out there give me some ticker and trade ideas plz
>>61959148Buy the dip. Iran can also strike naval ports.
>>61959123Is this insanely bullish printing?
>>61959148The peak euphoria of people posting the dollar by dollar updates ramping up to 120 was a gargantuan top signal
looks like oil gap will fill by close. Tuesday we melt up.
>>61959162Maybe if we gave them more bombs or whatever. It would seem to me as if their ability to wage war has been taken away. That is why Trump is going to come out tonight to declare Mission Accomplished boss.
>>61959181I will be buying the oil dip, and shorting the equities rip. Seething oil glowniggers with their futures shorts will get squeezed.
>>61959185Doubt. Iran are the like the Houthis but 100x stronger. They *will* find a way to spike the price of oil.
>>61959186cool image, saved
>>61959195Yeah maybe like two weeks ago, they don't even have a supreme leader anymore boss.
>>61959130It sucks because I am absolutely shit at those split second "should I go all in on the apocalypse" type trades.
>>61959185>mission accomplishedI'm betting heavily on it
>>61958988>>61959023>>61959016I've given /smg/ the following stock tips based on insider info and my industry experience:BAH = From my post until now, it's gone from $128 to $80.FTNT = Meh. You'd be in the money if you bought when I told you. Government purchases weren't impressive enough to make the news, I guess.S = Done okay since I first brought it up. Really undervalued for how popular it is now among IT providers.PLTR = While it was in the $130s this year, I passed along second-hand info about the fatass DHS contract.META = Got clowned on for predicting a META earnings doomp. It surged immediately after earnings, but it's now worth less than it was pre-earnings, which I said was inevitable.
>>61959198Okay, thanks as usual Baggie.
>>61959225You bet boss.
>>61959219fuck off my S babe lying ass nigger nobody shills S but me
It's crazy how some meme shit like the strategic oil reserve can calm the markets like that, the dumping of the G7 SPR's only puts about 3m barrels a day into the market, and none of it near Europe
>>61959148A new generation of oil baggies who will be holding for years. You love to see it
>>61958768>although my powerlevel for Emacs stuff is too lowI responded to the other stuff in the previous thread, but will tack on here that you can use AI to run emacs for you.. write your config, manipulate text in buffers, use emacs hooks/commands, etc.. It's really a match made in heaven. I recommend installing this and dinkin' around:https://github.com/stevemolitor/claude-code.el
>>61959225be careful when brown people call you boss they're setting up to trick you
>>61959234It's signaling protectionalist intent innit
>>61959234>europeLiterally who?
>>61959234Because people are making it across the strait too, or making headway on doing so.
VIC spiking WTF is happening! Should I lock in my daily profits?
>>61959234The treasury is naked shorting oil futures to suppress the price. Long oil to squeeze them.
>>61959240Not much you can do about a 10m barrel supply gap after pulling out every measure you have>>61959243Not in any significant volume that would make a difference, there have been a handful of ships crossing already known about. Usual capacity is about 120 per day>>61959247It does look like financial manipulation, the reality of the strait closure is an overwhelmingly more significant variable
>>61959247My worry is that the rate of strategic oil reserve depletion will not be outpaced by the decline in Iran's rate of attacks and overall regime resistance. I want to squeeze the treasury department for this war while profiting but I don't think it's possible
>hormuz thunder
>>61959264NOW THAT"S WHAT I CALL WAVERACING
>>61959261>Not much you can do about a 10m barrel supply gap after pulling out every measure you haveJust make some country that doesn't matter (like China or India) cut their usage by 50% boss.
Why did my CVX and XOM the last week?
>>61959263>the decline in Iran's rate of attacks and overall regime resistanceBuy the dip.
>>61959263Iran has secret underground factories that cant be located or bombed that are creating 5000 drones a day. Trust the plan. Ayatollahs are in control. Two more weeks til the great Satan's economy collapses
>oil didn't even break $120MEDIOCRE
>>61958988SEC please leave
>>61959272classic dead cat bounce, your TA sucks
If the war ends this week then I’m gonna scream. My panicky nature will have fucked me over once again.
>>61959148
>>61959280We are pushing levels of ta astrology that should've been sealed
>>61959284>he isn't placing all his bets on the war ending todayduuuuuuuuuuuuumb
When the fuck do I get to retire AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61959290I see massive mountain terrain I doubt
>>61959291>Retiring on 11k/moMoneybags over here wants to live like a king sheesh
>>61959283>>61959278Cope. The four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran will finish successfully in just two more weeks.
>>61959291>11k/modo you really need that much? kekalso, what app is that?
>>61959246IT'S FUCKING OVER. FOMO INTO DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS.
>>61959299After spending a full 10 days monitoring the situation I'm now reassessing my risk models and as a result I'm calling for an end to hostilities by this evening or else I will be very concerned.
How many permabears were liquidated today
NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>61959306That's not MSFT
>futures
my international value ETF has been absolutely redeemed…
>>61959111Ahahahah. And y’all called me retarded for buying EWY calls Friday. Gooks win.
I swear to god, a nuclear bomb could go off in New York and wallstreet would call it a nothingburger and buy the dip right up until the millisecond before they're vaporized.
>>61959329What are you talking about? Work markets have been pummeled by orange Zion nigger. I'm down 25% since the start.
>>61959322DO NOT REDEEEEEEM
>>61959329>seethingbears.png
Panican status?
Whispers:- More petchem plants shutting down daily. Korea's #1 plant shut down. Korea has about 1 month's worth of plastic supply.- Korea refusing to supply fuel to ships. Officially no fuel export ban yet in place.- Aussie booked 3 fuel cargoes out of the US (highly unusual) but I'm not sure if it's Jet A1, Gasoil or Mogas. - US is discussing fuel export ban too. China, Thailand already banned fuel exports last week. Vietnam rumoured to follow.- Singapore ship fuel price has gone completely nuts, and availability is not guaranteed. - India in full panic mode but officially denying any issues. - For bulk carrier ships (iron ore, coal, grains, steel etc) fuel is now 2x the cost of freight. Ships / trade might drop anchor and stop soon if it does not make sense to move cargo.
>>61959351Sold everything at 1500 USD loss. Thinking we were gonna see at least a full week more of reds. If Drumpf comes out and says mission accomplished tonight then I’m out, permanently.
>oil
>>61959352yeah the things that are shutting down can't just be turned back on again both inside and outside the strait... and they won't be if theres no stability and risk of further intermittent supplies I really don't think the downstream impacts of this shit have been fully realisedthen we get into contagion territory
>>61959360GET FUUUUUUUUUUCKED got mine
I am just NOT gonna sell, you hear me!? I am not selling AAAAAAHHHHHHH
tourist here, how fucked are things? is this a nothing burger or is it joever?
>>61959369We're back
>>61959369Buy the oil dip.
>>61959352Pakistan also announced they’re shutting down all schools for 2 weeks and going to 4 day workweek(finally) to save on fuel.
>>61959352>Korea has about 1 month's worth of plastic supply.Grim. Imagine what their faces will look like
>>61959374I think India/Pakistan/Bangladesh will be worst hit. They were completely unprepared.
>>61959043>greek >fighting against all odds to reach India Based and Alexander the Great pilled
>>61959375It's okay, they just need to be taught how to use baby foreskin.
We need a 2x leveraged short version of this thing.
>>61959376Oh my goodness, what are we going to do without Pakistan, India and Bangaledesh boss.
so is HGRAF a meme or should I buy a bag?
>>61959373>"Iran foreign minister: "9 days into Operation Epic Mistake"Is Iran so desperate they had to get a Redditor as their foreign minister?
>>>/pol/530306388time for green?
>>61959369it's only just begun
Oil pamping ladies and gents watch out
>>61959388please trump saar please say we won and then please give an empty threat saying Iran will now knows we will strike 10x harder if they ever try again.
>>61959388only if you're long on ballrooms and ballroom accessories
>>61959390Why doesn’t he think so?
my last trade was 5 weeks ago
>>61959373kek
>>61959399Thank you for sticking with us
>>61959399Why are you still here?
>>61959360I laughed and then stoppedwhat the fuck hope that person is alright
>>61959405Wasn’t alright to begin with
>>61959380while funny, it basically follows the market to the t, so it doesnt matter if the ceo is a womanhowever we need a jeet ceo etf to short badly
>>61959383Cope. The treasury is going to squeezed on their oil futures shorts.
>>61959402It is my pleasure>>61959403just lurking, enjoying the oos and aaas
>announcement at 4:35, after market close but before futures opentriple whammy of trump announcing mission accomplished, SPR being opened, and the treasury shorting oil.
>>61959415Honestly? That kind of makes sense. Dumping into oil when it's been going downwards all day is called "missing the boat," literally. I wouldn't bet on oil going up higher than what it went this Sunday. The insider who shorted at $120 is smart and he will win.
>>61959376Also the UK
>>61959198Nuh-uh, they replaced Khamenei by, well, Khamenei (gone through a time machine)
>>61959434Doesn't count, they need Trump's approval to pick a new supreme leader boss.
>>61959359lol, but we want it over
panicans you promised me we'd dump???
>>61959415>Trump announces that Daylight Savings Time has been renamed to Donald Savings Time and it's now permanent>Doesn't mention Iran at allDO IT
Buy the oil dip. Iran's goal is regime change in the US and Israel, and they won't stop hitting energy infrastructure until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office. The US and Israel are realizing this and are trying to pull out, but it it's too late. Iran will do more strikes to spike oil again because they know the only way to stop them is with a ground invasion, which will be so politically unpopular in the US that it also accomplishes their goal of regime change against Trump.
>>61959452Black swan event already happened last week. You fucked up already.
Ask me how I know we bottomed.
Funny , I told you oil will go back to the 90s last night and youse guys said it was going to like 250 lmaoRetards need to apologize to me and apologize to Trump
>>61959458trvth nvke
>XOM>PBR>BAK>KOS
>>61959456The black swan is that TACO is off the table.
>>61959458>meanwhile in precious metals
>>61959383Do I really have to link the different official gov twitter accounts will all the plebbit shit, the WH one for starters?
>>61959415Will only fool boomers
>>61959465>5 minute chart>>61959458yea 250 needs more pipelines, pumps and extended blockage of hormuz
>TQQQ upWhat the actual fuck?
>>61959471Hmmmm, yes?
>>61959457Did you feel it in your waters?
>>61959477look senpai, im not bearish gold and silver but until silver wont cross 97$ and gold makes a new high we are crabbing until everyone gets bored to death
Unironically oil is a gigabuy right now at these prices. Suppressing on fake news gobbled up by boomers can only get you so far.At the end of the day, a shitload of oil is missing and will still be missing until wells and refineries are restarted.
>>61959452>iran is going to regime change the USliteral meds now take
>>61959465I only care about minors
>>61959482Of course we are because is the "new" trend, but trust me, when all of these boats cross that shit is going to dump harder than your mom's prolapse when I fucked her in the ass last night
>>61959458So *if* the boats start to pass.... what are they going to fill the empty ones with and from where?some of facilties are in bits, the ones still there are either shut down or shutting down.... you can't just turn up and switch it all back onlonger term oil will see ~$70 in 6 months.... but that could be caused by this resolving itself fast, or a massive global recession
>>61959491>because *oil
>>61959485Iran knows the midterm elections are coming up, and this war on israel's behalf is tanking the Republicans' chances. They know he will face impeachment if the midterms go badly. Buy the oil dip.
>>61959487How old is Bobina again?
>>61959491>going in*yawn* post it again hen they get out
iran should bomb a tanker if they really mean it
>>61959495iran doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground
>>61959491are really responding to me senpai?
Guys I'm green all over. I'm scared.
>>61959493>some of facilties are in bitsmidwit trap
>>61959503Cope. Oil will squeeze over $200. The treasury's oil futures shorts are going to backfire.
>>61959495The damage is done when it comes to midterms
>>61959508Only green I have in longs is micron.
>>61959514>MUGOD
>>61959359We definitely are.Too many people sipping the orange idiot's Kool aid.
going through the strait of hormuz to get some lunch. any requests?
>>61959493The boats ARE going through. They just turn off their transponders.
>>61959496She's 18 in bear years and that's all you need to concern yourself with Mr.
>>61959518Clams
>>61959464The black swan is >>61959463Trump can't taco, even if he does taco, even if the war ends tomorrow the damage to infrastructure has been done for years.
VIX IS DOUBLE BOTTOMINGHOLD ON TO YOUR DIXITS ABOUT TO GET VOLATILE IN THIS BITCH
why dont they just drive around?
>>61959483>all these posts saying long oil>>61959421>smartYou mean he was an insider and knew the picotop.
>>61959526Drive around where, Michael?
Everything is fine
>>61959516I am stilldown on micron. And did not buy the dip at 350 last night.
>>61959531The strait duh>>61959530>>all these posts saying long oilYeah this is an exact repeat of silver
>>61959531don't they have slave labor there?
How many days in a row of low entry point early pump crab to 0
>>61959532A life for a photograph, seems reasonable and perfectly normal pilled. Don't be a panican goys, buy le dipperino.
>>61959247You wanna take the opposite bet to the people who can print infinite amounts of money and lose infinite amounts with no harm to themselves.
>>61959493>So *if* the boats start to pass.... what are they going to fill the empty ones with and from where?There is stored production oil they can pick up>>61959520>The boats ARE going through. They just turn off their transponders.There are about 6 out of the normal 120 daily average that have gone through yesterday
>>61959517Hope you’re right!
the yellow and brown retards on pol are still coping that oil droppedhow many of you retards got busted out this morning on oil calls
People ITT are acting like Trump holds all the cards, but this is our Leader's hand boss. We are going to be there until Bibi says we can leave boss.
>>61959532As a /p/fag, that would be the end of me
>a small loan from his father.
>>61959534>Yeah this is an exact repeat of silvernaw dude the US government can just dump on you and shit no reason to buy the top of a giga candle like that I'll wait for the "oil dumps to 85 bucks and then pumps back to 93 bucks" daily candle.
1. We are in a bear market now2. The next two days will be slightly green, the third will be uber-red once again3. holders should sell
>>61959555>a pic of barron>some text>repeating digitsthat's all the evidence I need
>>61959550Trump is playing with a pair of twos.
>>61959555A small loan of 50 million dollars. The next president of the POTUS in 2060
>>61959555just like how the owner of the twin towers bought insurance before 9/11
>>61959557The movements being all in pre/post-market, and the day markets being "bullish" tell me everything I need to know. You are 120% right, anon.
>>61959557I am never selling. You dumb?
>>61959532Bahrain is 50% Shia (used to be majority). Ruled by pretty brutal Sunni elite who control them with exclusively Sunni security forces. Things could boil over there.
>>61959520It’s ones they are letting through. Like Chinese and certain cargos and flags.
I am still sitting on 50% cash and I refuse to buy. We MIGHT recover a bit the next few days but I wont get fooled. Spy is heading towards 600
>>61959557LMAOYou're gonna get fkd hard.The V-Machine has already been activated.Iran worries are over as the anticipated escalation over the weekend didn't happen.Too little has happened so far that markets would continue to care about the whole thing altogether. Only a escalation in the magnitude of boots on the ground would change thing.Until then it's up, up, up from here.Screencap this if you want.
>>61959543Those storage facilities can be struck any time now. Iraq is just controlling the tempo of the escalation ladder. They are very soft targets and interceptors are basically done already.
How do I long the European blanket market?
>>61959573You keep saying this Chang, but so far it's just big Greek cock going through the strait. The Chinese have been too pussy to do it even with Iran "promising" they will let them through.
best oil stock bros? xom pumped pretty hard already before war.shill me your buys
>>61959542Yes. Jews can't print oil, and this scheme will blow up in their faces. Buy the dip.
>>61959583EQT
>>61959582SBLK is gonna have a blowout earnings report in 3 months buy now
>>61959585>Jews can't print oilYou sure about that boss?
>>61959579
>>61959591Yes, Baggie, I am sure.
>>61959574>Spy is heading towards 600In a parallel universe, maybe.
I'm about to sell USO for a minor profit, expect it to pump shortly
>>61959594KEK
>>61959591Once again. Champion is smooth brained chestnuts like this, strikes again. The gobbler. Legend in his own lunchbox.
>>61959585How can I identify a jew tree?
>>61959594Save this,then look at it in shame once you realize you BTFO yourself with your own mockery.
>>61959603>>61959595What do you retards think futures contracts are?
WHAT WAS THE TWEET SAARS
Pumping like crazy, TACO is coming. TACO trade never loses.
WAR JUST ENDED BUY BUY BUY
>>61959611Trump will speak after hours. Rumors that Israel and USA will surrender and kiss the feet of the new Ayatollah Khamenei.
wtf was that just now
Micron chads where we at
>>61959612>>61959614Long oil before Iran calls the bluff.>>61959610>naked shorting during constrained supplyI shiggy diggy.
>>61959360R2D2 nooooooooo
>massive green dildos across indicesWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? DID ISRAEL NUKE IRAN? IS THE WAR OVER SIRS?
>he missed the generational bottomkek baggie
>>61959618YES SIRTASTIEST SLURP I EVER DID SLURPI AM HORNY FOR EARNINGS NEXT WEEK :3
>>61959388either very green or very redplace your bets now
BOBOETERNALLY BLOWNTHEFUCK OUT SLURPERS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
Oh my God, what was that
>>61959619>before Iran calls the bluffIran's dead, baby. Iran's dead.
Love you oil, but you gotta take a beating so my short term puts print
no one was an answer to what just happened... strange...
TRUMP KISSED THE RING I REPEAT TRUMP KISSED THE RING. BUY BUY BUY!
TACO is broken. Buy the oil dip before Iran calls the bluff.
Why are everyone pretending something happened right now
Did it just oump because Trump said he thinks the war could be over soon? Is that really it?
>tfw I literally sold calls from VWAP bounce for small gain scalp>literally thousands left on the tableHOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT ZION DON WOULD TWEET
TRUMP SAYS THE WAR IS OVER...ISH
Owari da.
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>>61959557>blood red ID>one post by this ID>ridiculed by other anonsReal alpha right there. Heavy karma from this one.
OIL HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BUCK BROKEN
>>61959633TACO, Iran won, Americans and Jews lost. Again!
>>61958121Ok, I didnt expect a return on the same day lmao
Americans fucking lost another war HAHAHAHAHABA
wtfwt
Did we just lose boss?
>>61959646This is what winning looks like chudMAGA MAGA MAGAWAGMI WAGMI WAGMI4 MORE YEARS 4 MORE YEARS4 MORE YEARS
My otm powerhour value bets hit and then left literally 30,000 on the table.
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>>61959659Don't be lazy, just bake a new thread, recycling is for liberals boss.
>>61959653lmao what just happened
>>61959649habibi don't drink the oil rain it makes u hallucinate
>>61959640>AI Mayadeenis this what the pentagon is using now that they banned claude??
>>61959555>people believe thisIf he was involved in even a tenth of the trades people say he was involved with he would be a billionaire by now but he still has chump change compared to his dad.
YALl WERE PLAYED LMAOTHEY HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE STRAIThttps://x.com/zerohedge/status/2031039943678505332
Ewy chads I’m coooooming
The crash scenario is when the market has to price in an unconditional iranian victory
>>61959579The market was going down long before iran was even a thing. It's not going to rally unless people suddenly forget the trillions of dollars in AI capex that is generating zero profits, the circular financing, the K shaped economy where 10% of the population is spending all the money, all of the stores and restaurants going out of business from inflation, the S&P minus the mag 7 being flat for two years, all the private credit that gave out loans to niggers going bust, etc.
>>61959745>Turn off all transponders>Drive manual>Now nobody can track youWow turns out blasting signals in all directions was a bad idea all along.
what in the otherwordly fuck was today?
