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peace edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>61961173
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>americans sleep
>oil sky rockets
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For me, it’s GREE
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>straits closed
20x bombing tomorrow
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short short short (usa)
long long long (brics)
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>>61962201
ORCL day has arrived
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>>61962201
DKS
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>oil omega dumps during the day just to skyrocket in after hours for (((people))) that have access to after hours
how bizarre
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>>61962201
>oracle after hours

it's probably bad since they're laying off thousands

>https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/oracle-expected-slash-thousands-jobs-massive-ai-spending-creates-financial-cash-crisis
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I'm gonna take some deworming medication
I'll let you guys know what comes out of my butt
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mister jerome
futures are going
the wrong way
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>Oil stonks

>https://youtu.be/1CGMk_roNaE?si=7ik723vehJtBlTJY
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>>61962213
FUTAS are 24/5.
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my penis has atrophied
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My penis has risen like Christ on a cross.
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HELL
IS CLOSER EVERY MINUTE
YOU'LL HERE ME IF YOU LISTEN
AND I'LL BE THERE

https://youtu.be/iWFWHcZF7-g
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his penis has risen like Christ on a cross
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every time something "happens" i think i should just wait a little bit, then all in calls since nothing ever happens. by all-in, i mean absolutely all-in, on margin.
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I went short oil and long XOM what am i even doing?
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After losing money a year ago I told myself that I won't trade as long as Trump is in office because under him the market has worse mood swings than a BPD woman.
Unfortunately I gave into the temptation of easy oil money, seeing how the middle east is on fire. Worst part is that I haven't learned my lesson and will probably do it again.
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>>61962183
>photonics
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>>61962239
you cant buy calls on margin. itd be the most obvious instrument to abuse otherwise
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Oil is now $90 a barrel
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Theres always a different card up their sleeve, you just can't make it up. Classic buy the rumor, sell the hype scenario. The news and social media had everyone itching to long oil, all the oil fudd, people talking about an EV, then all of sudden Europe says they are pulling out reserves and that lowers the price? The thing is, can oil go much lower than this, this looks like the bottom now, is now a good time to buy? There is no word of de escalatikn and now talk of food shortages with us needing urea for fertiliser from the middle east meaning the cost to produce food will increase, they need our food so we are starving them out for oil I would hope. Even if the west dosen't produce "actual manufactured items" if you control the fuel and food you control everything in between.
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>>61962257
>WTI

that's american look at brent of course america would be cheaper since they're export oil.
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>>61962261
Price /differences/ between different things are irrelevant to trading. What matters is price /movement/. Is one moving at a substantially larger poo scent than the other?
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So what to do now, I had a volatality based play going, closed it yesterday for a tidy profit. But the reason I made the play was because I wanted to setup some income generation via dividends and maybe bonds. However everything was overpriced in my eyes, hence the volatality bet.

The plan was to cash out on the volatility and buy the income generators for a better price. But the market has barely dipped at all. Wtf do I do now? Hold the cash and hope?
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wti about to go below 90 again. the war is over.
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>>61962275
Fertiliser
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>>61962213
How else would we finesse the goyim? Surely you aren't living in the real world
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>>61962214
are you new? lay offs are mega bullish.
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>>61962259
sir you dropped this
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OIL will NEVER be ABOVE 90 AGAIN!!
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I missed the oil dip.
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>>61962303
Another bull trap
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>futures
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>>61962304
This but unironically. Trvmp VVON
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>futures
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Long oil and natural gas. Iran's mission is regime change in the US and Israel: they will keep fucking up energy infrastructure until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office. If Trump TACOs, they will keep launching strikes. If there's a ground invasion, the blowback in the US will still accomplish their goal of getting rid of Trump. It's a win-win for Iran to keep hitting oil and gas infrastructure. Buy the dip.

Iran's strikes on middle eastern energy infrastructure will ultimately cause a squeeze on the treasury department's oil futures shorts. They are naked shorting crude oil during a time when supply is already constrained, and a further supply shock will make it impossible to cover their shorts without sending oil over $250 a barrel.
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>futures
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>>61962337
Iran doesn’t want Netanyahu out, he’s completely incompetent. I could have taken Gaza in a week.
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>still seething
Relax. Everything is an opportunity. Are you here to talk stocks or to shill me political ideas.
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Loaded up on AMLP and ENB for my down stream oil play
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Loaded up on AMPL and BNB for my upbeat crypto play
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So, the war is over, right?
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>>61962356
>Loaded up on AMLP and ENB for my down stream oil play
>>61962358
>Loaded up on AMPL and BNB for my upbeat crypto play
up and down, very good sir
now you can't lose!
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>>61962363
No
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>>61962337
>Dumb goy bought oil at $110
Lmao. You're like in the midwit circle of hell of hating Jews. A real anti-semite would've shorted OIL at $120 because they knows who runs the world, the markets, who are the brightest and smartest market players and wouldnt ever even think to try to make money off their misfortune. Do better.
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>>61962369
or just wait 1 more day for oil to be at 150
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>oil up 35% the last few days
>down jones in the red almost every day the last 2 weeks
>why is nothing happening?!
This isn't crypto where everything is priced in in a few minutes, this shit takes time.
I'm sure some are joking that everything is over when we have one green candle but it scares me that others are so impatient and high on tiktok dopamine they're already buying back.
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You assholes told me USOIL was going to the moon, if I wasn't papertrading this morning I would have gotten rinsed.
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>>61962356
mlp bros exist. I've got a ton in them
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>>61962363
Would you be transfering all of your military assets from Taiwan and Korea if the four day special military operation to de-Islamify Iran was almost over?

>>61962350
Doubt.
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>>61962369
Sorry, I'm waiting to long the picobottom tomorrow before close with extreme leverage using options. Keep projecting from your child rape bunker though, Moshe. Oil to $250.
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So an oz of physical silver is the same value as a drum of crude
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I can't believe today was fucking green.
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>>61962377
Only downside is when they have profitable years the taxes are a nightmare, schedule k broke my printer last year
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>>61962375
who cares about you? you dont even have skin in the game. dont waste our time
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>>61962363
They are sending the Australians in
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>>61962393
( ._.) I.. I'm still learning..
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>>61962183
HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE I LITERALLY THOUGHT TRUMP WAS A DEEPSTATE PUPPET WHO WAS BETRAYING US BECAUSE HE WAS BOUGHT BY GLOBALISTS. THE FAGGOT IS JUST A LITERAL FUCKING MORONIC RETARD. ABSOLUTE RETARDED FUCKING BOOMER. WHAT THE FUCK. WE ARE SO FUCKED. IM SELLING AND GOING CASH. FUCK IT. HOLY FUCK WE STARTED THE WAR BASED ON A FUCKING WHIM WITH NO PLAN BECAUSE A SNIVELING KIKE TOLD HIM TO. DUDE. WHAT TH EFUCK. THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT TRUMP WAS AN EVIL MASTERMIND WORKING WITH THE GLOBALISTS. HES A LITERAL FUCKING RETARDED NPC. OMG. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW
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>>61962400
You could learn with small positions doe
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great reset status?
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>>61962402
take your meds
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>>61962393
neither do you dumb fag shut the fuck up
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>>61962363
Until it isn't
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Reports that Trump will personally hand over the terms of the US conditional surrender to Supreme Leader Khamenei.
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>>61962402
>Trump is a fat retard!
Yeah what else is new numbnuts
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Step aside, let me save the market again like I did yesterday. Open the strait unless you’re not straight!
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I hope the israelis shilling on 4chan understand that all of their posts are extemely counterproductive, and they are the single largest driver of hatred for israel. This is why you should buy the oil and gas dip before it squeezes to $250 btw.
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>>61962400
You have to do it with real money, Anon.
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>>61962436
*hugs you*
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>>61962402
if only you'd known...
if only someone had warned you...
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>>61962400
Trade things either one share at a time, or if you're using a very small amount of capital (a few thousand) use fractional shares to trade a wider variety of things. Gain real experience with real pressure, fear, elation, exuberance, etc. but not the danger of getting liquidated unless you have a job or wutevs that pays well enough to replace it relatively easy. Don't spread yourself too thin though, stick to maybe a dozen things at the most, so your brain can really pay attention and keep up with WHAT'S HAPPENING with each of them, and all of them together.
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>>61962423
KEK
E
KEKKK

SAVED
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>>61962192
Well, the FED manipulation team has to sleep at some point
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I'm not going to panic buy, look I'm just not gonna do it.
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Oil is moooning again, crudesisters!
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>>61962472
had to take the risk i mean what was the alternative? the drunk 50IQ nigger bitch with a cabinet of only jews and transvestite child molesters?
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>>61962515
Democratic government simply isn't viable and will not for a long time again be viable until they return to just being a FDR-type populist vaguely socdem or liberal party.
Not because of the lead person like the president, who will be competent/reasonable. But because of all the midsection AIDS infection that it brings. Nameless middle managment bureaucrats -- roasties if they are female, basedjaks if male -- ruining your life.
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>russia-israel, who's to say, who benefits from this the most, all i know is america first, who needs oil my friends, don't become addicted or you will resent it's absence
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Yall bought the Final Dip for Bitcoin, right? We are entering deflation.
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2031017557784764842
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>>61962515
As opposed to the sundowning pedophile and his cabinet of actual morons and jews?
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>>61962402
You know who's an even bigger retard? (You) voting for him. Now take a minute to reflect on your newfound realization you're an even bigger retard.
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Not quite making it into 6800 makes it look like a dead cat bounce.
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>>61962402
Im curious, what would a cornfield dweller like you actually do with money.

I mean you shill against the jews in the stock thread linke 24/7 even though all you own is boomer rocks, but lets say that works out.

Lets say boomer rocks 5X this year and you sell. Actually let just say you make 10million out of it somehow.

What does a schizo like you buy with money?
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Oh god, oil already dropped back down to 87. Literal dead cat bounce.
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>>61962544
>What does a schizo like you buy with money?
Just need vidya and a pocket pussy.
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>OIL COMPUTER IS DUMPING BACK DOWN
Blessed evening. If it can't keep rocketing up, it will go back down.
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>>61962545
$60 by open GEG
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Makes perfect sense to me, the less and less oil you have the less and less expensive it should be
It's not like they added a dial they can turn to control the price, that would be ridiculous
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>>61962547
back to 80 or lower EOD
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YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE LINE OF OIL TANKERS LEAVING
OIL IS COOKED LMAOOO
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>futures
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SISTERS WE ARE MOONING
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>>61962570
>>61962572
>imagine people who didn't buy the dip
>imagine people who sold the dip
>imagine people who shorted the dip
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Now that we survived a war, is there anything that can realistically stop this rally?
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>>61962576
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>>61962576
Cramer. And he will stop it today, no less.
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Pic
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>>61962565
The AIS is apparently being locally jammed close to the strait. Just fucking pathetic at this point.
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I just went long on two thirds of a tank of gas yesterday.
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>>61962582
He's a great president for dedollarization though
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So why did META's ex head of their AI start his own AI company that involves training AI with reasoning models and world models? LLMs are going to get us AGI next year, Sam Altman said so, Dario Amodei said so, were they.... lying?
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>>61962502
>>61962192

You are dumb
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>>61962574
>imagine someone selling early last week and waiting for cheapies to get even more cheap because he has no confidence in the leadership of the dumbest nation on earth

Wait that's me.
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>>61962588
You probably think you're really smart.
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>>61962565
>Believing ShitHedge's lies
Lmao, HSBC and Deutsche Bank's status? Not bankrupt since 2015? Yeah, thought so.
Have a credible source
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156563/Shadow-fleet-dominates-Hormuz-crossings-as-Iran-ramps-up-bypass-loadings
Those are just chink tankers. Wow would you look at that, chyna is actually not affected by the current bullshit.
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>>61962596
I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart. Takes one to know one.
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>>61962613
You can literally just go to the ship tracking website and lick on the ships retard. Also, what fucking idiot thinks Iran has a "shadow navy"? How stupid do you have to be to believe that?
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Hold on tight oilchudsisters Iran is gonna bring out their shadow navy!
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>>61962623
>>61962629
Retards, the shadow fleet is a bunch of oil tankers that get around sanctions by turning off their transponders and doing ship to ship transfers.
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Air France-KLM has a P/E of under 2. Yo~
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>>61962629
My positions got closed, it's over for me.
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> (European) market opens and I'm instantly back to pre-war performance
Fuck, I thought I'd have more time to slurp
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>>61962644
Not even close yet. CAC40 is at pre april last year level.
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>KLM
I'm a pan am man myself.
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why don't they send fake oil tankers through to bait out and waste irans missles
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>>61962666
We just need to bring down fake oil tanker costs to below $1,000, to make them cost-effective vs. drones.
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>>61962651
My ETFs are not there yet, but some of my stocks pumped a lot so I'm really at the same level overall
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why don't they just wait for bad weather where the drones can't see and operate to cross
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>>61962651
>investing in France
lmao
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>>61962680
They could cloud-seed the strait. Permanent, fog-of-war-like rain.
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So what is the general consensus? This war feels far from over and the market doesnt seem to care anymore? Also that oil still is 30% higher than a few weeks ago?
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>>61962337
ur seriously betting against sand monkeys with limitless cash not to invest in antidrone systems/other sand monkeys to be able to build those drones in the crevices in the rubble?
>there are other ways to transport oil besides tankers and other oil suppliers
you were dropped as a baby if you think oil will surpass $200
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why doesn't Iran just bomb the ships crossing.... I'm bleeding money here
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>>61962697
Gulf states told them to stop chimping out
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>>61962694
It's weird how it's blatantly obvious to even a moderately intelligent person that Trump has no plan and that this war is going to drag on, but the market takes him at his word.
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>>61962703
You are a dumb nigger just admit that you bought oil at the top
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>futes are green
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>Sweden's Central Bank is recommending that every adult should keep about 1,000 Swedish kronor ($100–$110) in cash, enough to cover roughly a week of essential purchases like food and medicine if digital payment systems fail

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
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>>61962707
I did no such thing.
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>>61962703
The market just doesn't care anymore. Iran has already done the worst it can do. The only thing up in the air now is how shipping will be affected.
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>>61962710
Setting up a state mandated robbery system.
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Today trump will double tap a hospital to create another atrocity to distract from the double tap on the school.
Trump will net another 200 kills and then egg Iran on to destroy a Saudi oil refinery.
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is everyone having a good time?
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>>61962713
>The only thing up in the air now is how shipping will be affected
You say this as if it's a minor issue. The middle east oil producers are shutting down production because their storage tanks are filled up.
I don't think you understand how apocalyptic this situation is for the global economy if it persists.
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>>61962681
>bought a french company and sold it 3 months laters at over 100% profit

lmao
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>dat one stock I sold keeps making gains on good news and had almost no drops from the Oil crisis dip
>every other stock I own went down and didnt rise from their good news announcements

The market is seriously mocking me, like its fucking absurd I have 7 positions that are stagnant or red, and the one i sold is up 10% in the last week.
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So, the market is up because the war is over but it's also not over because it will take a little time as in "soon"?
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>>61962710
You are considered a criminal if you use cash in the nordics. People look at you different.

>>61962713
Iran will blow up a few oil depot's and oil refineries after trumps next atrocity.
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>>61962694
The market care, 80-90 is the price for the risk of crossing the strait.
The war is technically over, Iran is alone china and Russia will not send troops ever, nobody like these sand people.
Boots on the ground is never happening, either Trump will call it a win without a surrender or Iran will go full rogue state soon.
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>>61962714
We're not talking about the digital euro here
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Oil production was cut by 6m barrels, that will take a while to get back online
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>>61962520
FDR was a total kike who did more damage to the country than any president in history. you complain about bureaucracy then retardedly state how we need a leftist socialist government. leftisms ideology is creation and expansion of government. all they do is create bureacracy. thats the entire point of the ideology. retard. we need a hard right government that cuts government size to the bare minimum and allows free market capitalism to enrich the people.
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>>61962529
>sundowning pedophile
proof?
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>>61962710
They are expecting electricity shortages I suppose
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>>61962534
it was the best of 2 choice you were the retard if you didnt vote for him. at least hes doing good domestically by removing the nigger horde scum your senile pedo molester brought in
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>>61962544
>Lets say boomer rocks 5X this year and you sell.
you are too retarded to warrant discussion with
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What we buying now
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>>61962756
HY9H
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>>61962754
Remember when they said Assad gassed his own people?
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>>61962681
Doing fairly well, almost top 5. Stop listening to /pol/tards. Or rather, stop being one.
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honestly why do you retards always hyperbole some ridiculous price target when an asset goes up?

silver to $200!
sandisk to $1000!
oil to $250!

what kind of mental disease causes this?
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>>61962761
>>61962761
yes that was my preredpill days so i believed it then i found out years later how kikes were supplying isis with chemical weapons
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>>61962773
thats only hyperbole beause silver is actually going to $1,000
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>>61962773
Hopium. You cant 10x off a realistic price target
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>>61962773
Honestly just poor people dreaming of hitting it big
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>>61962773
The retards wanting oil to be $200+ dont realize that their $1700 gains from the trade would be eroded by higher prices on everything essential in their lives. A completely short sighted, numba go up, gambling addiction on display here. Nobody with money and a brain wants oil hitting absurd prices.
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PRGO
$20 by mid-August.
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>>61962764
What is total in EU?
There is 27 countries so it might be higer than US.
States has fucked so bad.
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>SANDISK

$1000 EOY
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>>61962740
What the actual fuck is wrong with your brain you absolute retard? Where did I imply I want any kind of government? The fuck? You have too low an IQ to live. Rope yourself today.
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Apparently there's an organized shill campaign to claim that the strait is open when it's not. If you read the strait watch thread on /pol/, there's shills repeatedly claiming without evidence that it's open, and then getting shot down with screenshot after screenshot proving that the strait is fully closed:
>>>/pol/530343426
They're clearly afraid and trying to spread disinfo to manipulate the markets. Buy the oil dip, it's going to squeeze to $250.
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>>61962791
lots of people are having mega melties because they voted for donald because they hate the jews, and now are finding out he's our first jewish president and they were played for fools.
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>>61962728
because if the sector was affected significantly, even if everything goes back to normal, there are some month long repercussions that high oil prices caused, even in a short time frame, and the fear of demand destruction. Its harder to price in how much this would affect the ones that didnt shit the bed
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>>61962799
>they voted for donald because they hate the jews
The fuck? He openly sucked Netanyahu's cock during his first term and they thought he'd be bad for the jews in his second?
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>>61962798
How long are you going to wait until you realize losses? You're not going go diamond hands oil returning to the mean, are you?
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>>61962809
I haven't bought yet. I'm waiting for the bottom which is tomorrow shortly before close, then buying OTM calls to squeeze this bitch to infinity. Honestly, oil is probably going a lot higher than $250, but I'm being conservative.
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Im just going to chill in cash and wait a bit longer to see what happens
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>>61962773
they probably play around with pocket money and need absurd gains to have any chance of the wins actually making a difference rather than just being another dinner.
The Sandisk one feels especially greedy though, kek
>700% in 6 months
>"no, I need 1400%"
give me 700% and I am settled for life
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>>61962816
So you have been telling everyone to not listen to those pesky shills and to buy the oil and gas dip, when you haven't bought any yourself? I dont believe you, you seem way to desperate to not be bleeding money
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I hate to be that guy but... did you see HGRAF??? at this pace i will be retired next year and live the comfy life with babe (babe if your reading this pls respond)
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>>61962183
What does the Dao which cannot be named hold in store for us today, I wonder?
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>>61962786
It's not that we want oil to be $200 a barrel. It's the fact when you shut down a major tradeway in the Middle East. That's what's going to happen
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>>61962728
Stay at the local casino tonight. Get the comped buffet. Have a cold tallboy at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty sportsbook. Go to a machine you’ve never tried. Have another bourbon and ginger. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand the odds next to you, but pull the lever anyways. Play slowly. Tip the cocktail waitress. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride straight into the gutter.
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>>61962798
It’s open wide and clear for nations like Chyna, BTFOing oil bulls anuses.
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>>61962827
>the largest oil supply disruption ever means that oil should be lower than it was three years ago
Post Tel Aviv status, Moshe. Oil is going to squeeze well over $250, and there's nothing you can do it about.
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>>61962843
Okay, what about literally the entire rest of the world?
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>>61962183
>all oilniggas in the middle east screaming DEFCON 1
>oil remains low because trump says war in Iran is "nearly over"

Are amerigolem traders really this retarded? Iran isn't going away and it will get worse before it gets better
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>>61962846
You have been trying to herd anons into a trade while apparently having no stake in such trade yourself, but im the jew? Where did you buy? $110?
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Trump really said "don't worry kitten" and it worked
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>>61962850
hey it’s illegal to post that exploitable without exploiting the framework
>Now make both oil shortens and oil longers lose massive amounts of money. Yes, on the same day
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>>61962850
Isn't it because many ships have already passed?
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>>61962850
I’m not buying your oil bags lmao
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"It’s not a lie, if you believe it." - Trump family motto.
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>>61962860
I told you: I'm buying the picobottom tomorrow with leverage. Keep coping in that smelly child rape bunker of yours.
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>>61962865
>Isn't it because many ships have already passed?
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>>61962225
FUTAS?
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so i went to sleep when spy was at -0.4, woke up into +0.4 and now its about to go flat
what the fuck is this fake and gay market doing
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>>61962829
>HGRAF
Hit over $10 CAD in Germany. Next milestone is $8 USD.
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>>61962850
I was honestly shocked at this.
Who would trade based on what Trump says? The guy is fucking retarded.
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The memory cartel state got fucked.
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>>61962756
Medivir. Trust me
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Iran war will not last very long because they are not going to try "building a country" or "spreading democracy" there.
No boots on the ground, no "hearts and minds".
Literally 2 more weeks.
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Is Oracle finna moon?
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>>61962929
Yeah but the big question has always been how do MIGA psychopaths admit defeat and go home without losing too much izzat? Trump isn't exactly known for humility or self-reflection.
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690 eod
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>>61962932
you don't get it. the maga narrative is that the iraq and afghanistan wars were jewish blood sacrifices done at the wishes of obama because he hated white people and america but also was too stupid to just bomb people like trump, and they're already panicking and writing headcanon about how the jews forced him to do this but he 4d chessed them out of greater israel or something so he's actually hurting israel.

i know it sounds like i'm making this up, but i'm a close follower of /ptg/ and that is what they actually believe.
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So the markets are gonna start going down again, r-right? Because I sold everything at a loss yesterday thinking they were gonna stay in the red for a while. Who knew Drumpf just saying stuff is enough to save the world economy
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>>61962939
Yes they are just as retarded as trump
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>>61962923
oh and hi babe. good morning and lots of love to you.
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>>61962942
well in my opinion, trump transmuted their hate and stupidity into decent leadership. i don't like everything he's doing, and i wonder if this is the best course of action here, but overall i'm pretty happy with him.
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>>61962932
>MIGA psychopaths admit defeat
It's not defeat because there was no competition to win or lose in the first place. The USA is not bombing Iran into "submission": it's bombing Iran into silence. Iran switching to launching suicide drones out of the backs of Hiluxes instead of janky nuclear missles is the preferred outcome here. This is all just prep for fall 2027.
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>>61962946
>This is all just prep for fall 2027
What happens then?
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>>61962744
the daily late-night barrages of insane rants on truth social?
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another chance to sell before the big one
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>>61962957
I got a big one for you right ´ere bubba.
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>>61962948
Nothing, and thats the point
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>>61962948
>What happens then?
China tries to invade Taiwan.
Extremely important to their strategy is that the USA will be militarily occupied elsewhere ENOUGH to be ineffective during the initial landings. Iran WAS part of that plan.
The US military knows this, and knows that putting boots on the ground will prevent them from being able to respond to China in time. Hence, no boots, but instead huge missile/airstrikes. There's a good chance they'll do it again next spring BTW, but with newer tech.
I'm selling defensive right now, will buy them back at the end of the summer.
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>>61962963
big event for taiwan coming up soon, and i think that might have effects on how far/long the iran conflict goes.
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>>61962941
no. now you're on the sidelines forever. sorry
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>>61962929
imagine believing this
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>>61962929
i hope true but likely not as trump said next step is to start blowing up desalination plants and power plants and he's already started on oil (their economy)

the people have said they are with the nation and didn't rise up inducing a chimpout and the plan now is to starve them into loving democracy if they dont stop shooting and allow the war to be over
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>me
>smelling a beautiful 19 year old woman's pristine hairless and pink asshole

buy (female) natural gas
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HGRAF OG here. Found the next ONDS. This one is probably going to be an HGRAF customer in the near future as well.

XTIA. They're incorporating graphene into their drone and vtol aircraft components. This is your chance if you've missed my previous picks.
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>>61962969
strategically, the only thing important is that they don't have a nuclear weapon, so that if we needed to force the straits closed, we could at acceptable cost. i'm not saying it will be over when they achieve that or even that they will, but i don't think they're going to ruin iran or america trying to get much more than that.
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>>61962972
Flying cars are fucking retarded
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>>61962975
They have military contracts. You'll wish to got on board in 12 months just like when I brought up ONDS at $1.
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>>61962972
>please do the needful sars and pump my bags
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>>61962945
Wow, so this is the collective IQ of /pmg/
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>>61962969
>starve them into loving democracy
nope. nobody cares. everyone already knows democracy and islam are incompatible. They can shit peacefully on the floor in their little mud huts, just as long as they don't launch any missiles. You don't need regime change or "popular support" for that, you just whack them every year or two for a few weeks. After this big strike, probably all you'd even need to keep them quiet is one or two frigates, which is cheap. They're under constant satellite surveillance for chrissakes, as long as you don't use boots it's absolutely no contest.

>>61962964
>big event for taiwan coming up soon,
This guy gets it.
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You know the faggots on here will shill pump and dumps all the time , haven’t seen a single person shill ge Verona , a legitimate company compared to the pump and dump flavor if the day z
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How do I learn about big boy trading? I installed the Interactive Brokers desktop app and there's 50 billion options.
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>>61962985
/smg/*
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>>61962996
that is one fat as fuck monkey
he waited pretty patiently though
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>>61962865
did you not look at the strait map
NOTHING is passing
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>>61963000
Pools open, Trump said it.
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>>61962946
Well the stated goal was regime change and they failed. When you fail to accomplish your objectives there is a word to describe that situation - defeat.
>>61962991
You haven't been able to stop them from launching missiles though. They are launching them and you can't do shit about it.
>b-b-but my jewish chart says their rate of fire is going down
Yes because there's nothing really left for them to blow up.
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Uhmmm, we´re red? We were supposed to be green.
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>>61963006
How have they failed regime change? Looks like they've changed regime 3 times already.
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>>61963015
The regime is the entire military, bureaucracy, local administrators etc. Not just one guy wearing a turban lmfao.
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>>61962994
Was shilled when it first became a thing
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Strait status?
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>>61963013
Red means opportunity
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they probably will agree to take out some oil reserves today
im gonna sell when it hits 105
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Panicans on svicide watch. SVRGE!
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>>61963022
its a wormhole now
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>>61963022
I bit gaped
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Guys...oil is going back up
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seething
>US Defence Sec. Hegseth: Iran Is Desperate And Scrambling, Stands Alone And Is Badly Losing
- Iran Firing Missiles From Schools And Hospitals
- Objectives Are Destroy Missiles And Defense Industrial Base, Iran’s Navy

also:
>#OOTT | UAE’s Ruwais Refinery Has Stopped As A Precaution Following Drone Attack
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filled up this morning. $4.06. idk if it was worth it to replace khamenei with khamenei.
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>bought 1dte spy puts yesterday
>it went down 0.50%
>slept well
>woke up 4 hours ago
>it went up 0.40%
>panic attack kicked in
>stroke myself to shemales porn for hours
>just checked spy and its now in deep red again
wallahi i need to find myself a transwife
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GAUZ

https://investors.gauzy.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gauzy-announces-initiation-call-public-tenders-buyers-or
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>>61963041
This guy called the bottom btw
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>>61963052
Is buying the Israeli dip a good choice? Hate the idea of me prospering alongside the Jews though
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>>61963041
>>61963056
Get back to work don't come back here until you're dry firing
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It feels so fucking good watching price drops right after you sold your positions
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I was watching Secretary of War Pete Hegseth give some speech about the SCO, and he sounds like he's some kind of crusader from the 11th century on a holy war against evil, and that's pretty based boss.
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>>61962972
I rather buy more HGRAF, the people who supply the graphene.
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>>61963079
I think he could be president some day.
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>>61962850
They are. And the market is the collective unconscious of the average American ''investor''. Meaning that collective unconscious is VERY dumb, which is why you observe dumb movements.
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>>61963082
Someday maybe, but I think our Leader should just send congress home and stay in power longer term. We need to start thinking in terms of decades instead of this pattern of 2 years of doing shit, 2 years of campaigning rinse and repeat boss.
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>>61963082
Yup. islam delenda est, deus volt.
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>>61963022
As tight as an Epstein's island loli anus before her first time
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>>61962994
NVAX x15
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So Trump turned oil futures into a shitcoin
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>>61963039
Khameinei but younger and angrier. And maybe missing a leg or some shit.
Dude most certainly is pissed off.
Oh and let's forget about 400KG of enriched uranium roaming free somewhere. Nothing to nipaa~ about.
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Can someone explain to me why the markets are not crashing when there are 2 mainstream wars going on and Oil is cucked? Eternal crab mode engaged.
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>>61963082
>I think he could be president some day.
Kek, he wants to build the third temple for Israel and bring upon the antichrist. He has said this in a public interview.
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>>61963100
Foams at the mouth
Buys the dip
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>>61963100
War is so last week
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>>61963100
Unironically manipulation at every level, from Trump lying live and the FED supressing oil futures.
This is why you don't short. Ever.
Sure it might pay bigly one time out of 100, but you're playing literally against the powers that be.
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>>61963100
war is bullish
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Now when the Iran thing is over, are we back at worrying about debt, tariffs, and unemployment?
AI is dead right?
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>>61962183
SHALOM FELLOW GOY AMERICANS
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>>61963114
Oracle has earnings results after the bell today but they've already lost all their gains since they embraced being a hyperscaller. But they are firing 20% of their work force to fund it so expect the retardedness to continue
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>>61963100
Everyone knew the iran thing would happen. Everyone know it'll end this week.

The long term consequences might actually be bigger for the market than these two weeks.
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>>61963079
He's an incompetent closet homosexual that uses 15% of the world's supply of hair gel
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>>61963114
sell rallies. look at which direction the line is going. look at weekly macd
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>>61963121
I don't eat MacDonalds
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>>61963120
Is he incompetent at being homosexual?
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>>61963103
>he wants to build the third temple for Israel
Well he's got my vote boss.
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>>61963114
AI will be a thing again when robotics catches up.

The robots will need graphene btw.
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Seems like panicans that sold yesterday or last week will eventually be proven right. Peace is still far away
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>>61963120
I don't really care what he does in the bedroom or bathroom, as long as he keeps steering Trump down the path of bombing islamic foreigners, he's okay in my book boss.
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>>61963126
More proof Americans are actually insane
Long oil
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>>61963131
I'd like him if he was bombing pajeets instead. Alas.
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Apparently replacing all those entry/junior level software developer positions with cheap h1b1 labor wasn't made better by AI
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OIL IS THE NEW GAMESTOP
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HIMSisters! NOW IS OUR TIME!
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>>61963127
They'll need copper and phosphate as well.
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>>61963138
>okay still use AI, but also harass the seniors about it too
>uhh why are our seniors dipping?
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>>61962980
And? It's DOWN NOW!
I need these faggot stocks to 10x asshole! And from current price, not your luck grab at $1!
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>>61963114
Wearable tech. The next iPhone is going to be released soon, and it might come from somewhere we least expect (I'm full porting XRX).
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Isn't the g7 meeting again today to rediscuss the spr? When's that happening
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>market up overnight
>Americans wake up
>finish second breakfast
>start selling
Every single time
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>>61963149
What's funny is that there is a well-established rule of thumb in software engineering that the majority or even most of a software system's total lifecycle costs come from maintenance rather than initial development. So the short term goal of hiring cheap labor to save money always backfires. But each time something new comes along, whether its out sourcing or off shoring or H1B1's or now AI, the industry rushes to try it because "this time it's different" and it backfires in their face. It's almost its own business cycle at this point.
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>>61963120
How come do many homos end up in positions of power. It's eerie
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>>61963170
Really good at sucking dick.
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What is there even to buy/slurp??? Literally nothing makes sense.
>already have thick Korea and Japan bags
>some oil/gas calls
>semiconductors
>a little bit of mining, both PM and strategical
Everything is expensive. There are no deals. I have dry powder burning a hole in my pocket.
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>>61963175
The only thing I'd slurp is value but that's an eternal cope since its by definition always on sale
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>>61963175
ASIX is going to be the next big thing boss
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>>61963164
oh. missed you earlier. good morning babe. thinking about you. if i'm awake i'll be looking for you after the bell to tease you if oracle beats. hope you are well and sending you my love.
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>>61963175
Medivir
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>>61963175
extended market
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>>61963182
>ASIX
Spoopy stock chart
>>61963186
I might actually do this. You are a true alpha
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>>61963175
Now is a great time to sell calls
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Feel like gambling so I'm gonna throw 2k at USOU
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>>61963175
>There are no deals.
PRGO. consumer confidence is shit, oil prices -> worse inflation, generic OTC brands will see better sales. You're welcome.
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>Market moves more afterhours episode
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>>61962196
Shut up
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>>61963187
>getting paid 3% to wait for a +50%
I don't understand, it's like you hate free money boss.
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almost time now
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>>61963190
If anything bear call spreads. Selling naked calls is a strat that works until one day you wish you had never started with it

I tried selling bear call spreads on oil yesterday (before the dip), and no one took the bait at my limit price.
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oilniggers really thought they could go against israel
KEK
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>>61963212
>>61963212
>>61963212
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>>61963206
Honestly if they all united
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>>61963175
>oil and gas calls
lol
lmao
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I decided I hadn't lost enough money so just bought more gas futures



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