OIL! edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>61963212
THIS IS JAHNTRAHN
BREAKING>Stocks rose as oil fell after the Group of Seven asked their main energy agency to be prepared to deploy oil reserves if necessary, with the war in Iran posing a threat to global supply. Bonds and the dollar fell.
This is the thread
Was it really that hard to copypasta shit and a link
>>61963849They’re betting they can control the price of oil until Hormuz is safe. And honestly after watching the price action I believe them
>>61963849yeah oil is not going back up today
Tfw have to price my stocks assuming ineptitude and inability to find information
OIL? OIL.
>>61963849>group of sevenwait, I thought g7 standed for greatest 7, what a missed opportunity
>>61963859so they'll keep baiting market by an iminent release that never happens? and if it does get back to 115+ then they'll go ahead and release it. Iran's only winning chance here is destroying oil infastrucuture to ensure that energy sector will take years to ever recover that no SPR can't stave off.
>>61963870I thought it was Gayest 7
>>61963855I would have done it but Hormuz man, it's threatening massive inflation
>>61963874G7 reserves can only last like a month
>>61963874No idea but they’re smarter and richer than me
>>61963885plus it's mostly domestic and don't have infasture to cover global market considering hormuz was covering 20 million bpd of flow. Lot of biggest tankers and cargo is stuck in hormuz currently/
It’s not in Israel’s best interest to have stocks crash during their war. That’s really all you need to understand now.
>>61963874It's only 20% of global supply, does that really justify a 200% price increase?keep in mind American producers are mothballed below 100/barrel
>>61963891trVst the plan, globohomos are in control
>>61963893As I said prev thread if we're being rational the current price is excessive. Plus factor in that oil in the us is secured
>>61963899I concur but short oil and long XOM
>>61963897After they get Iran wiped off the map they’ll memory hole this. And then all bets are off
>>61963893yes cause 20% supply shock is biggest to ever happen and lot of countries depend on that 20%. Plus their refineries are suited for middle eastern oil and may not be able to refine US,candian and other crudes. US itself mixes it refineries with canadian,middle eastern in it's refineries.
>>61963893it's justified when someone can profit off itlike someone who has recent access to venezuelan oil
>>61963903>lot of countries depend on that 20%Not all countries equal. Just divert the resources from the places that don't matter to the places that do. Like do we really need to be sending oil to India, take all the oil that was supposed to go to India and send it where it needs to go, problem solved boss.
>>61963903Yeah refineries makes the shock bigger than 20, but oil being undeniable in the us dampens it
>>61963870>>61963875Goyest 7
just bought 685 0DTE SPY callsdo with this information what you will
Do you agree /biz/?
>>61963932I'm not touching oil atm, it feels to risky
Do you guys ever think about your death? (Not in a suicidal way). When you do, everything about this life starts to be irreversibly trivial and you end up wanting to lay in bed all day.
>>61963933I love how this guy think
>>61963933This is true...>>61963932It was a meme tho
>>61963941Yes, but I believe in a version of eternal recurrence so I will be born again and I already lived infinite identical lifetimes. Not that I can tell.
>>61963941That's why you don't do it as you can't solve it. You don't think about it. Or you become religious and create some kind of imaginary cope hope
>>61963941Yes and it makes me want to go out and live. Might as well enjoy it. I think about my dog and how she’s only got this limited lifespan. And how I enjoy being with her so much. It makes me avoid wasting precious time.
>>61963938Yeah, it's not a meme stock. It's a meme commodity that loves to shit the bed
>>61963893>It's only 20% of global supply, does that really justify a 200% price increase?because its a market that doesn't really produce at huge surpluses, whats sent to market meets demand, and even then opec manage production to maintain a strong market pricea cut to this extent has people scrapping over whats left, driving the price way higher than the cut... they either buy it or stop production of whatever they are needing the oil for... do that for too long and your competitors pay a bit more and produce what you can't - at a premium
>>61963932Disagree. And I'm sick of the word "meme stock". COMMODITIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRADED. That's why people that do it are called COMMODITY TRADERS. You're not supposed to make money "diamond handing" commodity ETFs. Letting retail into commodity trading was a fucking mistake, doubly so that any high vol commodity market now instantly gets people asking whether or not it's like $STINKYDOODOOFARTINADIAPERCOIN.
Also the good news is you don’t have to pay taxes if you give it all back to the casino. Always look at the bright side.
>>61963959when the price of oil goes up more american production comes online, basically impossible for oil to stay above 115plus the strait will be wide open in a month
>>61963941Yeah and I decided it's time to go out like a champion of the people instead in 60 years
>>61963961Don't fall for this FUD, oil marines! Hold the line!
>>61963941I only think about death in terms of "well it comes when it comes" and "I'm going to live to 101". It's not a big deal you just gotta make sure you do a good job, learn your lesson here, and treat your body well meanwhile
what level of delta on an option do i need to be effectively gambling with 100x leverage?
>>61963941Your legacy, sir? I never have trouble with this because im working in a multigenerational framework
>>61963978I agree, but it's not an instant switch you can flip to drill, extract, ship to market from one region of the world to another, those marginal oil fields will also need guarantees so they aren't piling in money to something that won't be viable if the price comes down... even the gulf that is shutting facilities down will need many weeks to bring things back from when they can reach stability in that region to start doing sothey've had to shut down all the upstream processing so a drone/missile doesn't cause a runaway explosion - just physical impact damage in the area it hits so its not just filling up the boats straight away when the strait opens upoil can't stay even above 100 for any length of time, because the recession resulting from it will drive the price down demand side rather than increasing drilling for the supply
IT'S GONNA BE A VIBE CODING SUMMER
KEK BOBO
>>61963938Always do the opposite of /biz/
>>61963955You are a good person. My major pain about mortality also derives from my little dog. He is the purest little soul in the world, like all dogs.It's just not fair. Nothing about this is fair.
>>61964027this can't be fucking real.... but that sad thing is, it could be
>>61964027>>61964031>people don't even check spoof tweetsThis board sucks
>>61964027kek
>>61963944
>>61964027bullish
Oil ain’t coming down and Hormuz ain’t opening.
>>61964063This guy is a dumbass. That is all I have to say. Fucking stupid chink.
>>61964063It’s not even in the 90s. Who cases
>>61964063>random nigger on twatter analysisWHATHAS HE GOT TO SAYABOUT SHAPES???
Should Nvidia have named the Vera Rubin line after a male scientist instead?
>>61964063Saladout my man
>>61963941I think it's pointless to think about death when we don't even understand life. like who is to say you aren't 'dying' every single moment in time because your past self no longer exists.
>everything is green >even your watchlistAny suggestions for buying? Or just wait a day or two?
>>61964029Dogs are the best
>>61964063Yea, sure thing aladin.
something has to give. I feel discombobulated about the current situation
I trust in Jerome to keep printing oil. USA
HYCROFT sisters did you slurp?
Looks like MSFT has run about as much as it can. Imagine being a red tech stock today
>>61964063you know, for someone who's called 'Saladin', I don't think he eats a lot salads
>>61964109yes but not enough because I had allocated a portion of my cash for HYGRAF that didn't even fill :'(
Volume is light today on smg. Did everyone buy oil and rope?
>>61964130bobo denied orgasm yet again
>>61964130volume is only high on red days with everyone bobo posting
>>61964063this is a funny demand list lol
i just want easy money
>>61964130Shills regrouping
>HGRAF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>oil giant Aramco warns of disaster in the oil market>Trump says everything will be fine without any sort of proof or reasoning>trader believe Trump kek this fucking clown market. I thought the retardation was limited to equities, but apparently not.
>>61964130Not the slurp I'm looking for yet
how do i profit from this apart from longing the actual commodities affected?
>>61964128kek hgraf is litteraly skyrocketing. its heading to $1000000 EOY
its all manipulated, market wont ever go down, they can print infinite money to short or long appropriately
>>61964145Farmers said the same thing about egg prices... Now they can't even give those demonic ovals away.
>>61964148greggs
>>61964145Aramco is just a bagholder panican
>>61964145it's all under control
Line going down is illegal.
>>61964148short the companies that use themdemand destruction is coming, look at general mills
I found a loydslist chart that shows shipping through the straits increasing today but I can't figure out if its fake without giving loydslist money
>>61964130the opposite, imo everyone is doing their thing and getting good greens
oilbros I will slurp at brent 85$
>>61964136PRGO83% undervalued10% dividendSells cheap OTC medicine when everyone is complaining about the cost of healthcare being unaffordableInstitutions accumulating100% gains by Q1 2027.Screencap this.
oracle is gonna surprise us all and the ai trade is back on. Mega pump coming.
>>61964157basically when the oil short gets rekt again, oil will go to 150 and then 200, everything right now is noisethey were shorting oil since day 1 of this war, thats why oil didnt megaspike initiallythey are shorting oil retardedly hard, but the rest of the world will need to secure their oil somehow so, will the us print infinite money to short oil for as long as it takes and then simply delete that money later to not inflate the dollar? its likely
>>61964171You guys talk like those rock boomers at /pmg/. Hilarious. There is so sustenance for oil staying above $90.
>>61964161https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker
>>61964175long term no, but for the next several months? absolutely
>>61964167buyed anon, thanks for the advice
>>61964171>OIL SHORTERS!?!??!! THEY DID THIS! IM SURE OF IT! OIL WOULD BE $200 A BARREL WITHOUT THEM! I KNOW IT! HOW COULDNT IT BE? Lmao. Calm down dude. Just take the loss and then take your meds.
>>61964175this, if price is too high industry will start to shut down plummeting demand
>>61964143>>61964150tell me what a fair price for the company would be right now. They already have a marketcap of almost $3,5B>The global graphene market size was valued at USD 0.94 billion in 2025. The market is projected to grow from USD 1.28 billion in 2026 to USD 15.57 billion by 2034
>>61964184the volatility and risk hasnt abated, the real copium is everyone else thinking iran wont do shit
Why isn't this shit crashing across the board? The strait is still closed. The war is still escalating. What's going on?
>>61964201maybe the strait isn't really closed and the war isn't really escalating
>>61964201Just be patient
>>61964201You need to exist in the real world and not third world worshipping x threads.
>>61964213The real world is for the goyim there are none here right
>>61964201Should be obvious. Trump is going to TACO, and the Iranians are weak. Haven't you seen? The satellite companies that cover the region are delaying image updates for 14 days because we're winning so hard. TLDR; bull market has resumed>pic unrelated
>>61964217I shorted oil so I don’t identify as one
>>61964201Market full on huffing cope that the war is going to magically end tomorrow and the strait opening.
Another day without hearing from bible study girl. I’m an unlovable incel chud that walks alone. But on the bright side my portfolio is green
>>61964171it will rise again, but not to 150 lmaoI think this anon is right >>61963874 they don't want to cause recession, but they do want to profit off the shortage
>>61964201the strait being closed is old news and the initial impact has worn off. markets are already numb to the occasional tanker getting heemed, you'd need another catastrophic event (like a dozen more oil terminals/refineries getting blown up) or prolonged closure for the impact to really start to settle in.
>>61964193once the contracts start it's going to become a $10B+ company
>>61964224you just waiting for her to call you instead of going to bible study and chatting her up?I think you don't really want the biblussy all that bad
>>61964201war is bullish until its notbut the rest of the world seems less happy with this war but theres no reason for a crash until someone says theres a major problem with oil or something or other further geopolitical rifts grow between the us and other countries
>>61964201lower your tone.
It’s not ww3 it’s just another land grab that will be over shortly.
>>61964228>source: "I read it from the patterns of the shitstains in my underpants"
>>61964230I do want the biblussy tho. I want to get married before I turn into a 30 year old troon. But I haven’t been invited and I think it’d be awkward to invite myself.
>>61964237cant grab land without troops on ground, and iran is fucking hugeif we dont finish this week green, its over for the war pump
>trying to get a master's in accounting at the military university>the AFRICANS they literally have staffing every office keep fucking up every single part of my paperwork, credits keep disappearing from the online dashboard, the financial disbursements the government is supposed tto be giving me do not materialize>shaniqua la'quanda responds to my angry emails with a chiding tone ya'll can't be calling us 'a bunch of stupid n-words' for our fuckups>constant spam calls from roasties asking me if I'm taking more classes this semester, can't because they they keep fucking up all the paperworkI am so done with fucking everything.
>>61964230it's bible study not a club, how awkward could it really be
>>61964263Have you seen the routes to land in iran any talk of it is a huge waste of life and resources
>>61964201Micron earnings are next week so it's running tf up to 470 or something. I would sell before earnings though.
>>61964270anon will probably walk in and immediately start sperging about Ezekiel 23:20
>>61964167Why does the chart look apocalyptic?
>>61964279kek
>>61964255>Oilyou guys saying biblussy is crazy work lol
>>61964280the apocalypse is bullish
>>61964271then iran cant be regime changed or toppled, the us misplayed bigly and now ww3 is gonna happen because of it
and for my next trick i will go all-in HGRAF
>>61964279Women like men who brap loudly?>>61964274It's the runup before the rip doe they'll have banger earnings
>>61964167Kinda based, anon.
Why the fuck is Palantir going down.I went all-in with a 10x leveraged call knock out certificate.I am losing it all as I'm writing this.
>>61964167>buy my shitty small cap bags PLEASE
>>61964290why would you fuck around with a meme stockyou shouldve been shorting microslop instead
>>61964170Been accuming
>>61964279
>>61964290Michael Bussy shorted it
>>61964201priced in
>>61964170yeah, surprise you by dumping another 10%meme garbage in a meme sector
>>61964293>Shorting the bottom of Microsoft.By all means lmao
Surely HGRAF is going to pullback soon? The pumpers are starting to show up in comments now which is a red flag.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTTmuhOIL
>>61964303if its the bottom wheres the bounce dude
>>61964306Imagine being on the opposite side of the trade as the federal government and Israel
>>61964063Why do those gigacucks write like they have ANY leverage and can't be turned to dust at will? They get their shit shoved in since day 1 and this is how they act? The average mudshit really has to be of subhuman intellect.
OOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SLUUUUUURP
i think longs just capitulated on oil, now the real spike can begin
>>61964270Given the context, my best friend’s wife said there was a cute single girl in her bible study group. Said she’d pass along my number to her. I haven’t heard anything in a week or two. So yeah I think randomly showing up to said bible study would be socially obtuse. What if bible study girl just wasn’t interested and wanted to be polite? What if best friends wife just forgot to give it?>>61964282Gonna start using it from now on kek
>>61964308Imagine them being on the opposite side of SHAPES. SHAPES always WIN in THA END until it all goes back to VOID.PATIENCEorPATIENTS
Does anybody even understand the market? Do you remember how we dumped in August on the NFP revisions? And that was back then when rates were higher and they could cut, as Oil was cheaper. Now Oil is more expensive. And somehow the tariffstuff still seems to be an issue in reports about prices (ISM/PMI). Now the Fed has already cut quite, obviously wrong, thus there's less room to cut but the market doesn't care about the bad job numbers, rather sees them as indication for cut despite the higher oil prices.>>61964270It's obviously just a club. A cope club. Coping about death >>61963948 while he's also trying to get a woman in an environment where you'd normally not expect somebody to go to fulfill his sexual needs. If you want to fuck you go the club. But if you suck, you got to the bible club. It's predatory. People go the club to learn something about God, but some people go there to find somebody to fuck. Or maybe all go there for this reason and the bible stuff is just an excuse.
>>61964311They got 72 virgins waiting for them and don't give a fuck
>>61964317follow up with wife. then maybe join with her one time.
How the fuck don't I go in on a heavily leveraged long oil position? t's going to lower than when the war started soon. What the fuck.
>>61964321Why does it always roll back to the 72 virgins with these freaks they could just get 72 virgins irl if they were man enough
>>61964317catch the biblussy at church sunday morning
Anybody here dabbled in cognitive perofrmance enhancing drugs before? I tried getting aderall from a friend with ADHD but he doesn't use it anymore. Ordered Semax then instead, should be less bad for health.Will it make me lose less money, you think?
>>61964320>the market doesn't care about the bad job numbersit did, friday morning money instantly left the market and went to bondsbut right now global markets are in some wicked volatility and theres a lot of hopium being huffed currently
> obvious bull trapImagine buying back so soon, right before ORCL earnings. Can't be me
>>61964335My brain is as enhanced as can be
>>61964325IDK I couldn't find shit this morning so I just bought a 3x oil producer etc OILU.Should do well if oil stays at or above current levels
>>61964335I drink coffee and smoke weed all day to help me lose money
>>61964335disabling your account and never trading again will make you lose money less even better than drugs
>>61964329Heavenly virgins just hit different
>>61964325You mean like half of the world did already? I'm sure there are some quotes about entering an overcrowded trade, but I'm too lazy to find one.
kek oil baggies
>>61964338how does ORCL even make money?
>>61964344Got any quotes about regurgitating sayings?
>>61964348Vendor lock in for boomer software that’s never going to be rewritten.
>>61964344It's back down to 80 now after a spike to 120. Trumps looking like him pussy out, but Iran has said it won't stop the war. So even if the US does leave tomorrow, we've still a massive situation in the Middle East, Israel would probably nuke Iran without the US fighting their war, majority of oil production in the area shut down, strait still not open.
No way this shit isn't market manipulation.
>>61964348selling database licenses to retarded management boomers who can't do basic research and use superior open source databases for free
>>61964348Overcharging mega corps for databases and Linux . I think they are getting into data centres and ai now also
I cut my oil bags and went short and I’m already green. Don’t get attached to a trade
>>61964349Not really, I never bothered remembering any.
>>61964352the markets are manipulated until a headline hits and everyone starts rushing to one side of the boatthe market isnt based in fundamentals anymore, its manipulated up and cant go down unless everyone gets really scared all at once
>>61963870It does, but not publicly as to not offend the thirdies
>oil
>>61964304it didn't pull back not even once when the market shitted the bed. they just can't stop pumping it
>>61964323I will when I see them again. I guess I could text her and ask for an update but that seems like it may be needy and unbecoming too.>>61964330I wonder if biblussy is good as people say. They say church girls are freaky in bed
Someone asked me my opinion on mongodb and without researching or thinking I replied >that's stupid and risky just buy oracle Was I right?
>US Energy Sec Wright: US Escorted An Oil Tanker Through The Strait Of Hormuz
ok now oil is capitulating lmao
>>61964375>Not sharting oracle
>>61964376This happened because I bought
Oil hits 60 again its christmas in march
>>61964376>>61964379Oil longer bros...
>>61964342nah bro, I watched Limitless again last night, I'm gonna be a god very soon
Korea chuds we are wagmi
>>61964385Nah I just bought back in, I predicted the rise in the first place and sold the top yesterday. This conflict will continue for a few weeks longer at least.
>>61964365Yeah but that will just make the dump even more violent when it happens. Or tempt the company into another offering. It's gotten too risky now.
>sold oil at 11X GODS
>>61964320You sound autistic. Read my prior post. I am sincerely looking for a LTR. The biblussy talk is just being tongue in cheek. And meeting through clubs/friends has a far better ROI than clubs statistically speaking
I will never doubt the United States and Israel working together again. Thank you.
Ohhhhh baggggiiieeesss!
Are we still bullish on miners? Which ones?
>>61964351Well I hope it plays in your favor anon. Just remember if you go all in on leverage with 75% certainity, you still have a 25% chance to get wiped out. I would do that only if my portfolio was small enough I could recoup within few months using my salary.
>>61964401if you're serious ask the friendussy againchicks like it when you put in effort sometimes
When you think about it - the market will probably never crash again unless 'they' want it to. The vast majority of equity in the market is controlled by institutions - Black Rock, vanguard, oil sheikhs etc. if they don't sell, which they never really need to, then the market can just be propped up forever, even if all retail pull out at once it would probably result in nothing more than a 10% dip.
Wow my puts printed fucking hard off that news lmao.
>>61964414Who gave these institutions the right to just say no pulling out again?
>>61964415Feels Goodman
>>61964407you missed the dip on HYMC, buddy.Eric Sprot has been continiously increasing his position, no matter what price. Do with that what you like
>>61964415yea anyone longing oil after yesterday is a retard
>78.88STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR HEEEEART OUUUUUT
>>61964414to be fair look at blackrocks chart, lol
My 0 DTE QQQ calls up 75%
>>61964401Nigga, you are the one who's waiting for a phone call for weeks from a girl that is a friend's wife's friend, something that should instantly be possible. Shut the fuck up
>>61964063>random brown pajeetDefinitely bro.
COCO cummers, we're cumming!
>>61964145The level of dysfunction in the market is unprecedented. Like, really. You know those graphs you've seen since 2029 about how the market saw zoomer gamblers coming in? You can see firsthand the effects in real time right now. And it will end badly. Very badly.
>>61964414this is usually what people think right before the bubble burstszoom out, stock market is still sloping down, macd is still negative. this is important before you get baited to buy a bulltrap
>>61964419I don't know, but Blackrock did exactly that limiting withdrawals to 5%>>61964425>Not down more than a couple %Proves my point really.
>>61964426not anymore, hope you sold, thanks for calling the top of the day for us
>>61964433Zoomer gamblers have little money though how could it account to much
>>61964437???? zoom out
>>61964422HYMC is still cheap at this price
>>61964435I'm not buying anything until there is a clear resolution. I've still got some money in the market that I'm considering cashing out.
Can someone explain why americans just don't go home?All you have to do to win this is go home, full withdrawal from the middle east.
>>61964448I like HYMC below 54
So is it going to shart til 72 then
There are retards ITT who are leveraged to the tits without even realizing that we are one tweet away from circuit breakers boss.
but what did he mean by escorted? was an actual boat chugging alongside the tanker, or did a tanker just run the strait while the navy said they'll provide air support or something?
>>61964451Cool it with the antisemetic remarks
>>61964451You probably don't know how cults operate when you haven't been in one they have him by the balls
>>61964451you know why you antisemite
>>61964456we wont get circuit breakers from a tweet, itll be a slow painful grind down that hardly anyone will have the stomach to make money onyou already saw they will push the vix to 40 to make single leg options untradeable at practically all time highs to keep people from buying puts
>>61964451We are not leaving until the oil runs dry boss.
>>61964459He's an unreliable source so I'd wait for some better info
>>61964304HGRAF BROS....
>>61964451Because it would mean Trump losing face. He needs to find a way to spin this as a win AND convince Israel to go along with it.
>>61964395With No Revenue and No Contracts yet looks like it’s becoming a risky stock at this time so i just enjoy the ride. i sold yesterday but i fomoed 5 minutes ago
this guy literally called the top, god bless smg >>61964426
>>61964459One boat walked the other boat home gently
>>61964413I will. If I do get rejected not like it’ll be to my face anyway. Friendussy will just make some excuse to spare my feelings as to why she’s not interested>>61964428They’re mutual acquaintances in the same bible study group. They’re not besties or anything like that
>>61964459that candle got bought immediately on oil, lmao i guess people who arent 10x levered realized that its not cost effective to escort every tanker that needs to go through there, lmaonothing has changed, buy oil
>>61964477Okay you spooked me...getting out now...
>>61964426>he posted his gains?dump it
I expected more from hims than incessant crabbing
>>61964459Trump will personally board each boat with orders to nuke Iran if he ever comes to harm.
OILERS WE AR eBACK
They deleted the Hormuz escort tweet kek
>>61964502thats not oil thats poop
>>61964505markets that react to stupid shit deserve thisi cant wait for the day the filth gets fully flushed to this system and markets return to the covid lows
>>61964474Epstein's advice on how to handle Trump continues to be validated. No wonder Trump loved that guy.
rate my portfolio bros. It did not move on todays' news at all.It's been a year since I bought those Polish bonds after closing my positions and dumping USD. It has been a comfy ride since then.
looks like that vacation is back on, HYMC chads!
>>61964514In Polish/10
> U.S. ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT REMOVES POST ABOUT NAVY ESCORTING OIL TANKER THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZMAG-ACK!
>>61964376>>US Energy Sec Wright: US Escorted An Oil Tanker Through The Strait Of Hormuz
>>61964519Oh, right. That could be an issue...
>>61964520HOW DID THEY KNOW I JUST SOLD ?
so theyre going to do it tonight while burgers sleep eh? those rascals
>>61964520Wow I am actually a fucking genius. I sold my puts at the HEIGHT of that news. Good lord I’m going to buy myself a beer after work.
Should we introduce a tax to cap unrealized DAY'S gains?>you may only directly enjoy 3% appreciation of the underlying, everything above that is collected as tax>tax then used for e.g. more and better school programs
>>61964520>>61964523>>61964505>y-you're meant to post the news just before markets close you idiots
>>61964537kek
The Fed is gonna dump oil more now.
>>61964523
>>61964523>>61964520that's insane
>>61964535fuck off eurotrash this is why no one likes you
Day 2 of market manipulation pattern via ZeroHedge and Walter tweets. At some point this tactic will grow less effective at getting investors to temporarily pump the market. What will be their next move to keep crude >100 for the rest of the week?
>>61964543This is the administration's toolset to control oil prices.
>>61964520wonder how much he got paid for that tweet
Algos overreacted per usual
>>61964513Also, now that I think about it this simple fact, that he needs to get something in exchange so he can sell the operation as a success, will probably be why this shitshow will continue. Iran, just like Palestine, is run by people that genuinely believe in martyrdom and also happen to be retarded. They don't understand how easy it is to manipulate Trump and after what he did to them they'll dig their heels in before they give him an easy out. It's also in Russia's best interest that this continues because it weakens the American economy so they'll encourage Iran to continue the fight.
>>61964543dont you love the corruption? in the past it was concealed so we didnt get to see itnow its out in the open because nobody can do shit about it, lmao
OPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMEL CHILI PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
>>61964346Been holding since 2020 hoss 248% returns hoss
>>61964520What could it mean?>muh insider tradingHow about the actual reason
>>61964566God emperor wants the Strait closed.
>>61964476>i sold yesterday but i fomoed 5 minutes ago>I sold high and bought in even higher nigger that's retarded
>>61964571longing oil to drive up the price is literally an act of aggression. its economic warfare
>>61964571The situation is spiraling out of control. That should be obvious given the messaging from the Epstein regime. One minute it's basically over, the next it's just begun, the strait is open one minute, it's not but they will provide escorts the next, ok, they won't do escorts but will offer insurance.
>>61964571I think the long and short of it is that everything is fake, gay and retarded.
>>61964582Fuck off democrat
>>61964582the dumpster himself said the war is very thoroughly completed but also has just begun in the SAME SENTENCEif that doesnt give the markets clarify i dont know what else can
>>61964585Not selling my OIL.
>>61964585Can you tell me what is happening then? No? It's because you're being lied to retard.
>>61964571>What could it mean?Buy the oil dip to help you pay for the air conditioning this summer.
That was the picobottom on oil. Hope you bought before it squeezes over $250
Strongly tempted to go heavily short equities and long oil. Market is delusional right now.
>HGRAF$11 already reached
>IRGC Spokesperson Denies An Oil Ship Was Escorted By US Army Through Strait Of Hormuz - Iranian MediaDunking on them too
>>61964588its incompetence and hubris at the highest levels>>61964596the spy went up 4% off the sunday night low, why wouldnt you take the other side of that today? even if wrong its a favorable setup more often than not
I don't get it, is the strait open or not
If trump uses chemical weapons on Iranian schools so we'll have videos of people melting into the floor etc, will chemical companies that produce sulphuric acid go up?
>>61964603THE HORMEL CHILI MAY NOT FLOW
>>61964603>I don't get itAnd that's the point.
>>61964605it worked for palantir so yes but only if its got ai in it
You know what devastates me more than any market loss? Mahjong soul will never do an Akagi rerun.
>>61964611i think its crazy they still have working internet therei thought america was bombing them like really hard and stuff
>>61964596>Market is delusional right now.but the rigging is also astronomical
Ok algos messed it up. Back to oil regularly scheduled dump
>>61964591its going to be glorious
>>61964599You people using the CAD prices lol messes me up
>>61964619JEET SHILL POOP OP DO NOT GO, MAKE ANOTHER THREAD, THANKS
>>61964603Schroedingers strait
>>61964619>>61964626I'd pay triple for an indian free internet.
>>61964626I’ll never sub to you because I saw it said to short gold and I’m down 40%. Thank you
>>61964376>Turns out he tweeted a fake newsThis is market manipulation with impunity at the highest level, holy shit
>>61964619>>61964626>>61964634FUCK OFF STREET SHITTER
>>61963911He’s done it again. The Shakespeare of redundant takes starts of March with peach so galactically stupid. He will find it hard to beat that mark again this March. Bravo gobbler. Bravo.
>>61964631Honestly, why doesn't this exist yet, or something in a similar vein? Seems like a no brainer.
I am up!
Buy the oil dip. The administration is probably testing the waters to judge the market reaction for a future escort mission of an oil tanker, similar to what they did before Trump cucked a week after Liberation Day. Trumo's generals are probably telling him that it's a bad idea because they'll use hypersonic weapons on the destroyer escort, but they're trying to decide if the market reaction outweighs the risk. It will end up having the opposite of the intended effect and will squeeze to over $250 after Iran sinks the escort vessel.
>US Military Has Not Escorted Any Ships Through Strait Of Hormuz So Far – US Official Tells Reuters
RECYCLE- DO NOT GO TO THE JEET SHILL POOPTHREAD>>61963748>>61963748>>61963748>>61963748>>61963748
>>61964587Yea baby diamond hands it all the way down go $60
>>61964653>hypersonic on a moving targetThanks for letting me know to ignore all your future posts
>>61964610>I'm currently playing mahjong soulanother man of culture here
How many posts before jeet thread is deleted? Feeling bullish on jannies so will go 35
>>61964653No need for hypersonics. After the convoy has entered the strait, the Iranians can just deploy mines by rocket at both ends of the strait to trap the convoy, then spam drones until the warships run out of ammoIran has the Fajr-5 rocket system for deploying sea mines
