0DTE edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61965148
Threadly reminder that oil will be over $100 tonight
ORCL pessimists, how do you feel now?
Thank you blesses baker and first for BOOTS ON THE MUTHAFUCKIN GROUND
he bought? crab it
i told you guys to buy the HGRAF dip last week
ORACLE BROTHERS, ASSEMBLE AND KICK IN. WE BULLRUN FROM HERE!
tldrIran won by fucking the world with the straight (not gay) of hormuz. US pulling out, oil peaking at 150 by June. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>61965718hang yourself you disgusting smelly freak
>>61965718We are on it.brooooooooo
For the last few days I told you that the bottom for oil would be today a little before close, before it squeezes to over $250, but you chose to listen to 1PBTID lying mossad shillbots instead. This who bless israel will be financially ruined. Good goyim stay poor
OIL IS SAVED!
>>61965733Is 10 a lot or a little?
How am I doing anon
>>61965736They have literally hundreds of them lol.
>>61965732>1pbtid
>>61965736>Inactive Irrelevant, the mines have already been laid.
what is this HGRAF stock and what makes it pump on 0 news?
>>61965733why were they inactive?ran out of mines?
What moves does the market make when pricing in a lame duck presidency? Do government contractors typically go down?
Guise!Cuba is falling!!!!What do we call or put!?
>>61965740No 2PBTID, and now 3PBTID. Oil to $250. Cope.
>>61965716>>61965728>>61965732Just sold all my oil
>>61965739>>61965736And the important part is the mine laying ships are more like paddle boats and the missiles we hit them with are hundreds of millions of dollars >>61965744>"Hey dude the Americans just blew the shit out of your fishing boat"
>>61965733this seems like bad news to me as it confirms there are mine-laying boats>>61965743EPA approval pushed it over the $4 minimum for NASDAQ listinginstitutions are currently accumulating in preparation for the massive liquidity boost in may
>>61965737strategy?
>>61965739You mean like the hundreds of drones they have?
>>61965749Lame duck doesnt mean much in the executive order meta
>>61965737You've made more YTD than I make in an entire year. Congratulations. I've lost a small portion of that trying to MAKE that money
>>61965736>Is 10 a lot?Depends.Iranian Boats sunk, noAyatollahs executed, yes
>>61965743TAM is huge. Regulatory hurdles cleared. Proven high quality (98%+ purity) fractal graphene that can be produced consistently. Next step is large market orders.
>>61965716technicals look solid here, very nice
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I OPEN THE LONG AT 80 FUCCCKCKKKKKKKK GOING TO GET SOME WHISKEY
>>61965754>massive liquidity boostliterally 90% of retail can already buy it most people can buy OTC
>>61965758Mines can be laid with extremely small boats, so most likely they blew up a bunch of small boats and called them 'mine laying' to calm markets
>>61965767zoomers on robinhood can't buy it
>>61965733something tells me this isnt realhe went from no reports to destroying boats? the military needs to prep and do recon and its a whole thing lmaothis guy is straight lying to the people now at rapid pace to prop markets up
>>61965767The HOOD niggas can't buy it yet
>>61965762did anyone on this board ever make a proper market cap estimation and stock price target or people are just buying with no financial estimates?
>>61965749Ultimately the greatest government ever. One that doesn't do shit. We boom
>>61965773500 EO27 is what I hear
>>61965773estimated market cap is 1 trillion US dollarsthis sounds like a joke but it's not
>>61965765Chill brah. They still haven't activated the SPR FUD and the market is still isn't panicking about the strait. We'll be back at 80 at least one more time before the weekend
>>61965771Pretty obvious that he is damage controlling his last tweet trying to look more in control
>>61965771There are constant surveillance flights over the gulf that are capable of tracking anything and everything in the water.
>>61965762They have no moat nigga, China will eat your TAM for breakfast. Stay the fuck away.>in b4 the Chinese will never be able to recreate our patented process cope
>>61965733>inactive
>>61965769It’s more likely there were never any boats or mines to begin with. This war is fake and gay.
I'm the brownest ITT
Okay for real, what do you americans in this thread think about what america should do going forward?Instead of criticising the previous decisions.What would be the best case scenario for your portfolio from here?
>>61965753>the missiles we hit them with are hundreds of millions of dollarsThat's just the upper-end interceptor missiles, which we wouldn't be using on ships in any case. Given the fact that America currently possesses air superiority, we're more likely to see dozens of JDAMS or even FPV drones slamming into them then a patriot.
>>61965791Iran only threatened to mine it, they didn't actually mine anything, but even threatening to mine it causes the market to fluctuate
>>61965788the DOD is negotiating contracts with them as we speak
>>61965736The fast boast number in the hundreds possibly thousands. Very small fast and usually carry a couple mines enough to cripple a tanker. Not designed for warships that’s not the point. That’s assuming he’s not lying. But it tells you one important thing. Hundreds of small fast boast are mining the strait as we speak in the dark tonight. That’s the important takeaway from this tweet. So does that mean strait opening is trending nearer or further? If they are laying thousands of small mines. That’s months and months of work to clear. Anyone with 2 neurons can add up all this. Even in the best scenario tonight it ends. Gulf oil is months away. Realistically. Maybe years.
>>61965793Surrender and go long on burqas
>>61965736Iran has hundreds of minelaying ships
>>61965784so we shouldve had reports then? either way the military doesnt start blowing shit up willy nilly especially with oil tankers very close by, the tweet is lies
>>61965788Trump is in the white house. China isn't touching US military graphene contracts which alone could be gigantic.
>>61965809 And Trump just revealed they are now MINING the strait. Anyone long oil without Middle East risk just needs to wait for the inevitable.
>>61965800>Iran only threatened to mine it, they didn't actually mineThis is one of the reasons they might lose.
>>61965793Paratrooper drop all of our all black regiments right into the heart of Tehran would be a good start boss.
>>61965801>>61965811Good luck, don't say people didn't warn you about holding a stock up 3200% in the past year
how hard can it be to make graphene?surely someone manages to make similar quality, their stock is soaring but it is because they have 0 competitionwhat if companies in a few years manage to make slightly worse product but for way cheaper?
>>61965788IP is the moat for now. Trump is in the white house. China won't get their hands US military graphene contracts which alone could be gigantic. Beyond that, who the fuck knows. What I do know is that this stock is rising to $10USD minimum.
>>61965733He updated his other blogpost to clarify they're using the same technology they use against drug traffickers. Which means he's blowing up boats indiscriminately.
You might think I'm balls deep in PLTR, but I can actually go deeper. I'm about to sell 400K worth of deep In the Money puts on PLTR expiring at the beginning of April. Thinking maybe the 170 strike for April 2, it is currently at 150. Insane or just sane enough to make me a cheeky 20% gain in two weeks?
>>61965818i'm not gonna lie and say i'm not nervous holding after the latest ripbut "it's already up 1000%+" is what i was hearing before i bought in at $1 in september
Wait its nightime in iran right nowDo you think they used the cover of darkness to lay the mines
>>61965824He definitely got a call about his original message being fucking stupid
>>61965781It won't, and when it does I'll fanny out again. I'm so close to being able to afford a hovel that in petrified of losing anything, even if it does I'll talk myself out of it again, even though I could upgraded from a hovel to a shack had I just acted on what I KNEW was going to happen.
>>61965824Does this mean it's safe to go through the Strait?
>>61965752I am holding oil. I timed buying in 2022 so bad that buying now was averaging down. Not that I bought much to begin with 4 years ago. Just wished I paid closer attention to it.
>>61965820I hope you understand I will be trolling you when it drops 80% and you are relegated to posting in a /general/ like GME, BBYQ, SILVER, and OIL baggies
>>61965819the slightly worse, much cheaper product already exists and has for yearspeople are more interested in the better product because you get more value from a small amount of it
Hegseth just went on.Seems like he just got chewed out for something. Giving off that kind of energy.Wonder what he fucked up. Did he say something else today that could have been a slip of the tongue?
>>61965824who are the iran tweets for?do people in iran understand english or even read twitter?
>>61965538AI bubble is unironically saved. Oracle maintained their ridiculous capex guidance and everyone loves them anyway.
>>61965834Only if you're sailing a sea mine
>>61965832if you bet everything on the shah coming back by the end of the month on polymarket you can 20x your portfolioyou know, if the shah comes back by the end of the month
>>61965824>they need to stop mining>we destroyed the mines>the mines were inactive anyway>there's never been any minesi just cant fathom the comms in the whitehouse or does trump just spout any old shit and have some temp patch up the holes later?
>>61965846i heard a bunch of iranian government accounts had to remove the flag emoji from their profiles in january because elon switched to the monarchist flag in solidarity with the protestors
>>61965846For you.
>>61965793the only direction to go from here is to continue the siege. Letting Iran get away with this without serious consequences emboldens them to do it again in the future, and that's a genie no-one wants to let out of the bottle. Boots on the ground would lead to massive back-lash and more casualties than strictly necessary. The only thing we can realistically do is to keep bombing them and hope to either wear down their ability to launch missiles (which we're already making progress on, but it'll take a while to complete), or get lucky with a domestic uprising. Republicans will certainly lose the house, but honestly Trump getting a stronger check on his powers would be for the best.
>>61965853>Ok, so we nuked the mines; they're all gone, destroyed. Brilliant nukes, the best nukes ever some say. The mines, all gone.
>>61965851If I was the irgc id just bet all on a ceasefire then collect my ez 10x
>>61965816Booom! Who knew it. Just when I thought gobbler had outdone himself with dumb smart-arse ruminations. Then there it is. Like blue steel. A shiny nugget of cerebral excrement that leaves yesterday’s impressive oxygen-thievery in the halfpenny place. Bravo gobbler! The oxygen police are in pursuit however! They bashed that stray bitch that dared spawn you for her crimes just the other day.
>>61965851>He was just a kid.
>US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for nowhttps://www.marketscreener.com/news/us-navy-tells-shipping-industry-hormuz-escorts-not-possible-for-now-ce7e5fdfdd80f72d
>>61965818People said the same shit about Netflix, about Amazon. "No profit, all expenditure, it can't lead anywhere" until it did. You either have conviction or you don't. If you don't, that's okay. But I do.
>>61965851I know. The reason I don't do CFDs is because it is literally gambling just like polymarket, but still it's a given that oil should be above 80 yet I failed to act. Now I will waste more money on alcohol.
>Asian countries banning fuel exports to prioritize domestic supply>Nigeria bans fuel imports to protect the interests of a local refinery boss
>>61965860Bibi kind of fucked it with bombing iran oil, now they have no incentive to open the strait because they wont even make money
>>61965876i don't know anything about nigeria's economy so i have no idea if this is retarded or wise
erm
>>61965845Killing over a hundred little girls is amazingly still not considered a good days work in Washington.
>>61965870I wonder if this child knows that Amazon went down 90% during the 2008 crisis. No, better to let him dream.
kraken robotics anyone have this kino stock?
>>61965793Trump should either try to redeem himself by telling Israel to fuck off and placing an arms embargo on them, or he should resign for raping 11 year olds and starting this clusterfuck in Iran. Buy the oil dip, we're squeezing to $250 a barrel.
>>61965860>Trump getting a stronger check on his powers would be for the bestOur leader needs more options not less boss.
>>61965880For decades they exported a lot of crude and imported fuel because they could not refine it.A few years ago they built a shiny new refinery.So far it's been working but who knows for how long.Nigerian fuel trades are generally controlled by Jewish interests and they will not like this one bit. I don't think the local refinery is long for this world.
Not buying your bags oil sissies. You should have sold the top
>>61965897Are Israel going to open a second front with Nigeria?
Trump says he blew up a bunch of boats. Now people are going to be even more afraid of passing through the Strait of Hormuz because trump might blow up your tanker if it's flagged by grok.
>>61965897can the one refinery keep up with their needs?
>>61965885>stock went down during one of the biggest economic shocks of the centuryno shit. where did it go after that?
>we escorted a ship through the strait!>no we didn't!kek this administration is such a clown show
>>61965906Good, honestly trump should close the straight himself. The Iranians are doing a terrible job, many runners
>>61965906>if it's flagged by grok.i think chatGPT is the one with the military contracts
>>61965860Kek. I don’t think you understand who’s actually under siege
>>61965879I think Iran is capable of using it as a bargaining chip, mostly to get Israel and the U.S. to fuck off and get their nuclear program restarted. The ceasefire proposal the IRGC put out however is just them over-playing their hand. The straits are a powerful card, but it's their only one, and if Trump decides to be stubborn about this (which is a distinct possibility) they're going to lose eventually.
>>61965914no no, first Iran denied it for you to embarass the US (and the guy deleted his post, but that doesn't change it)
>>61965846>>61965853>who are the iran tweets for?the marketsbet he's fucking SEETHING it came before the markets closed and he couldn't react in time to reverse it
>>61965793probably it would help to have their motivations not be 100% in propping up marketsyou can see the desperation in everything they say and even the military actions themselvesits literally ALL for markets, nothing else matters, lmao
>>61965909Yes, assuming they do not fuck up crude supply, maintenance and operations.
>>61965905Probably. They easily reach Nigeria from israel.
>>61965920probably the one that's under the siege is the country that's currently being bombed into rubble
>>61965881Why do you think the strike groups won’t approach within 1000km. They know they will be hit. Possibly sunk. And people think ships will be escorted through a strait 20km from a shore teeming with thousand of drones and anti ship missiles buried into the mountains. Forget it.
imagine going long oil against the US treasury
>>61965793Keep blowing them up. Have Israel kill more of them, then say “Don’t do that” and then have them do it again. Reduce them to rubble. Everytime oil jumps because Iran posted an AI tweet, Trump posts a counter tweet to drop it back down. Buy low, sell at Trump tweet. Rinse and repeat until complete.
>>61965938Currently. That would be Israel. Bahrain. UAE. Kuwait. Etc etc.
>>61965853Yeah the inactive made me laugh. He's posting about destroying boats that are inactive anyways. That's literally for his powerhungry MAGAfollowers>HELL YEAH, WE DESTROY THESE MUDSHITS HAHHA>AAAAAHAHA THEIR BOATS WERE INACTIVE ANYWAYS, THeY COULDN'T HAVE DONE SHIT ANYWAYS HAHA WE ARE SO FUCKIN BETTERThat's what it's about. Trying to appear so much stronger
What does Oracle's pump mean for my msft leaps?
>>61965913I mean this in the nicest way. You are a fucking retard if you are holding a stock in this pattern at the 52-week high with a 52-week low of 15 pennies.
>Panic sold on Sunday night>Monday ended up being green>Held last night even though I was expecting today to be red>Ends up mildly greenI’m just wrong about everything
>keeping the straight closed>keeping the border openThis is what I voted for :DLong oil btw
>>61965946See you at $250 a barrel, 1PBTID short squeeze paypiggy.
>>61965958you cannot squeeze the US treasury as they print the dollars
>>61965733>10 mines down is a winhe literally played minesweeper on easy mode and called it a win
>>61965954you literally said this in september
>>61965963They borrow the dollars what.
>>61965963I don’t think you understand how a short squeeze works when the asset the derivative is based on is a physical no counterfeit-able thing.
>almost back to pre iran clusterfuck gains>he truths thissomeone get unc offline bro ong
>>61965958Trump would drop a nuke on Tehran and kill several hundred thousand Iranians before oil reached $150 dollars a barrel. It would do less damage to the US economy and the entire world would thank us.
>>61965882Kill all sandniggers and baby sandniggers shitbrown niggerfilth. Nuke all nonwhite nigger shitholes yesterday
>>61965942D-day zoomer version poggies.
>>61965978Are nukes going off in the middle east bullish or bearish for the US stock market?
>>61965954>company in its infancy>"YUR A RETARD, LOOK IT USED TO BE WORTH NOTHING"and you're seriously calling other people retarded? sort yourself out man.
>>61965978That still wouldn't open the strait
>>61965973>First anal Defloweringjeets have the weirdest fucking capitalization choices
>>61965978The gobbler has a rival its seems.
>>61965973did an indian write this or is it another case of white supremacists fantasizing about brown cock
>>61965987Yes, it would. The IGRC would switch from launching missiles to avoiding fallout and trying to gtfo out the zone.
>>61965982This is a bizniz board sir. Penniless chud boards at that way.
The cavalry is here.Pictured: tankers loading / waiting to load Saudi crude at Yanbu in the Red Sea.Numerous ships already diverting and en route to load. I see multiple Saudi-owned ships loading right now and many Chinese state-owned ships en route.The "backup" Saudi pipeline will be running at full capacity in two days. It can move 7 million barrels per day across the desert, about 70% of Saudi output. It's already running and ships are already loading at Yanbu.Saudi is the only country in the region with a backup plan.
>>61965963>>61965978Oil was $150 a few years ago under a much smaller supply disruption. It's going way above $250 when the squeeze kicks in.
>>61965993leave the sandniggerbaby killer babe alone
>>61966000Sure would be a shame if the struck the pipeline lmao.
>>61965992No it’s wouldn’t. They have completely decentralised thousand of independent buried ballistic missile, drone and anti ship sites. They can keeep this up for a year with no central command. You haven’t been tracking the reality of what Iran has been planning for THREE DECADES
>>61965990he dictates them to this creature unironically
>>61965920We have bunker busters and especially if they hit munitions might not be as much as people think. Chain reactions and stuff. At minimum it will keep Israel safe and secure but we are hoping that losing their final move in being able to bomb Jews anymore will get them to quit. Overall, it will result in very few casualties really.
>>61966012is this a real photograph? why this dude look like mr potato head
>>61965993Then leave niggershill. Im not the one crying over dead indians.
>>61966000Those storage tanks are 5mm thick. On the surface. Have zero air defence. The pipeline pump stations are single points of failure and as easily hit. No interceptors left. You still don’t get it. Iran control the escalation ladder. If they hit the water plants. It doesn’t matter because there’s no people left in the region to operate the infrastructure.
after today's events i am thoroughly convinced oil is going to absolutely blow through all time highs.two back to back days of hilariously obvious headline intervention/algo hammering; but this time, as opposed to last year with liberation tariffs, they can't TACO even if israel lets them>>61966009this is basically mandatory for iran's strategy and it only takes a couple drones. why in the absolute fuck would they not
>>61966010>>61966002Lol, lmao, you are going to holding your oil bags for decades. At least you can make an /OIL/ general where you hang out with your loser baggies in a similar situation.
>>61966000I asked AI how much is 7 million barrels of crude per day.It's 3,400 gallons per second moving at around 6mph. The pipe needs cooling because of the friction of viscous oil being pushed this hard.
Is there anyone here who bought oil at $120?
>>61965993>This is a bizniz board sirI wish. If it actually was, people would just sell whenever Trump-sama made a tweet, instead of complaining about it.
>>61966029Can we send gas posters there too?
>>61966034>>61966029I bought today at $80 lmfao. Thanks short squeeze paypiggies.
>>61966027>why in the absolute fuck would they notwould it hurt russia or china? if yes then they can't really afford to do it
>>61966033I'm probably clearing comparatively similar amounts through my ass every morning after drinking if you were to scale the pipeline down to the size of human.
>>61966043no
>>61966034Present.
>brownsville>Partners in IndiaYou can not be not racist even once
>>61966000saudi just intercepted 2 drones heading to an oilfield south of that port
>>61966042Fuck you. I was making posts about putting all the money I cashed out of the market yesterday and today on heavily leveraged positions on oil at 80, but I didn't now I've missed out on 10k and am going to attempt to drink myself to death (again)
>>61966052Yeah, I don't understand how people think they wouldn't just bomb this place. Or just let Yemen do it.
>>61966053It's going to $250 you dumb nigger. Any price right now is cheap.
>sold all my CRCL on sunday nigght>would have been up 5000 bucks now>Trump tweets>my Micron dumps>annoyed because I didn't buy more on sunday because I was shitting myselfBut at least ORCL might finally unheem itself, hopefully.
>>61966057reminder the houthis haven't even lobbed one rocket into the gulf of aden yet
>>61966059Sure, but longing at $80 was just money on the table
>>61966000Full capacity is not 7m barrels, its 5m barrelsThey can only reach 7m by converting parallel LNG pipelines to oil which they have not done yet and have no plans to do
>>61966059>Buy my bags250 is delusion 140 is plausible
>>61966059>It's going to $250source?
>>61966017Thousand of sites buried in rock. Most 1000km beyond the range of standoff weapons like JASSM or Tomahawk. Bunker busters require 10km range. The US still hasn’t entered Iranian airspace! They are launching on the Iraq border. Do you understand? There are thousand of optical SAM systems and MANPADS waiting inside the border. Effective up to 10-20k ft. Then the long range systems east of Tehran haven’t even been turned on. You have to understand. Iran has escalation dominance. Just like Ukraine they have completely overestimated their capabilities and completely underestimated the “enemies”. Even though the folly was clear to anyone with a passing knowledge of the strategic realities.
>>61966059I'll wait, if we go back to 82 I will put everything I've cashed out + another 10k, if it doesn't then I've missed out on something I knew would happen again and I will take it out on my liver.
>>61966029My bags are gold bags. A mere 400% up since 2022.
this market is like a waffle house at 2 am
>>61966057>>61966066the houthis were defeated months ago.
>>61966072>SAM systems and MANPADSI don't know what those are but they sound a bit gay
>>61966059>It's going to $250 you dumb niggerNigga, actual niggas would be robbing you in your sleep if oil was $250 a barrel. It will never happen, please take your delusions elsewhere.
>>61965915>they said it couldn't be done, that it was too big. but I did it, I closed the strait of hormuz. it's a big and beautiful strait, some would say the biggest. and I closed it and they said it couldn't be done.
>>61965824>BEWARE!He's actually hilarious and it's so hard to tell if it's on accident or on purpose
>>61966070>yet ANOTHER 1PBTID likeThe Ukraine war sent oil to $150, which was an absolute nothingburger in comparison to the war with Iran. Oil is going to $250, AND THEN it will squeeze to $500 because of the Treasury Department's retarded short positions.
>>61966080i haven't had a good waffle in forever
>>61966085Talk less listen more.
>US Energy Sectary puts out a tweet saying the US is escorting ships through the Strait of Hormuz>Deletes it after oil tanks 12%>It was a complete lie
>>61966092I'll take that under consideration, manpad enjoyer
>>61966089I've been here all day nigger just been making ai build a business for me the rest of it
>>61966085They're the reason aircraft basically aren't used in Ukraine
>>61966095>probably bought at the bottom>not him directly but somebody from his family obviously
>ORCLGODS
>>61966097thanks for trying to brighten the mood anon
>>61966090invest in a waffle iron, anon
>>61966110i have one
>Iran launches fresh drone attacks on oil production facilities in neighbouring Gulf StatesI'll get us started shall weAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how is iran making money? how are they funding this war? how are they going to rebuild their country? dont fucking say oil
KEK
>>61966117russian oligarchs are sending them moneychina probably is toothis is a proxy war just like ukraine
>>61966117when you don't have a central bank there is this thing called a tresury that can just make money.
>>61966117Blessings of the Ayatollah are worth more than mortal goldThe market is going to like this very soon
>>61966112well go make a good one
>>61965953Next to nothing. MSFT is easily the most suppressed stock by market cap next to maybe META. It might be back above 500 around 2030 as long as macro conditions end up perfectly between now and then.
>>61966082that's why we bailed a week after an f/a-18 "fell off the deck" of the harry truman? idk dog
>>61966118someone needs to cap this nigga at 3 periods. he is just looking mad and desperate with these books.
>>61966117It's oil. It has always been oil.
>>61966117it's oil. also, rampant hyperinflation, which was a problem before the missiles started to fly.
>>61966117They're longing oil.
>>61966126i think i'd have to invest in eggs first and i'm also pretty sure my butter is expired, and i'm too sad to go shopping rn
>>61966138>rampant hyperinflationthat was purely caused by the US trying to create an uprising in the country
>>61966027>this is basically mandatory for iran's strategy and it only takes a couple drones. why in the absolute fuck would they notthiseven if in the WORST CASE SCENARIO for iran, iran will use this as leverage in their peace talks
>>61966145which was based btw, it's unfortunate it didn't work
>>61966141>Butter >Expired Kek. What the fuck?
>>61966059
>>61966151does butter not go bad? idk
>>61966145it was caused by the IRGC incompetently running the economy.
>>61966155You'll be fine for another few months at least
Soon, I will tentatively have about 1.4 million USD after all debts are discharged. If you were in my position, what would you do? What would you invest in? Could you pull the trigger on retirement?
>>61966165you have no idea how many months old it already isand honestly neither do i
>>61966167buy HGRAF
>>61966169how the fuck do you not use enough butter that it goes off before you can use it?
>>61965856>For youholy shit what if this is all theater for the next covid style crisisfuck fuck fuck i'm panican buying food gas ammo and bic lighters tomorrow
>>61966169butter goes rancid, it smells terrible and worse when heatedyou'd knownormal butter smells neutralbtw butter keeps for about a month
>>61966174Do you use all your butter in 6 months?
>>61966117
>>61966167target-date fund, unironically. At this point you could probably just cruise along at whatever job you have and just DCA into it.
>>61966174i just don't use much, i mostly eat frozen foods
>>61966176Never happened to me in years of living alone. Veggies and fruit go bad all the time, meat sometimes if you dont freeze it. Problems that dont exist if you have a family
>>61966181Where's the fun in that? Put it all in MU and retire in 3 years a billionaire.
>>619661671.4 million is enough to withdraw around $42,000 per year safely.It is not enough. I would not retire.Start here:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Managing_a_windfall
Buy USAREarnings in a couple weeksBig things happening
>>61966177i buy a stick at a time, it has 2 months or so just on the expiry date on it, often lasts longer than that - put it in the fridge and take a chunk off for the butter dish as neededeven two slices of toast a day i'll use a stick in about 2-3 weeks or so on that alone
Has anyone got any stock tips, something I can just throw 1k at now to take my mind off being a retard and talking myself out of opening some longs on oil at oil
>>61966196me personally i would buy HGRAF
>>61966196KMB is where you want to be. Diapers are a safe store of value.
>>61966200I can't buy it on my shitty faggot broker (UK)
>>61966177If you cook and bake a lot you go through it pretty quickly. I buy a 4-pack every month or so probably.
>>61965954I mean, you could buy some and hold it a little bit. Its not gonna bite you.
>>61966196You should open that oil long but close it over $100 don't get greedy.MU has earnings next week they're going to be great :DGAMB has earnings thursday, yes that's right I'm still alive and still here bagholding.
>>61966118This guy is starting to give of Hitler bunker vibes. I’m not kidding. I used to like him. But once he got distracted of blackmailed for foreign policy and foreign interests. It was over. But he’s visibly cracking.
>>61966193Shill it to me a little more
>>61966196Buy OILU at oil
>>61966201>Diapers are a safe store of value.are you planning to offload your collection to pamperchu? how many diapers per year can he really eat?
>>61966202Trading 212 has it, just open an account with them. You will probably sell at a loss though.>t. Offshore tax dodging masterace
>>61966204I only started using a lot when I decided I'd have 2 eggs benedict for breakfast often
>>61966209THA FUTAS
>>61966196I think GLNG is a fantastic company that is mispriced. It will do well regardless, but it will benefit long term from what is happening right now. There will be a need for alternative sources of LNG in the future, and no one else does what GLNG does.I don't know if it will go higher in 1 year but I'm 100% sure it will be much higher in 3 years.
dont forget we still have close to 3 more years of this.
Wake up, honey, it's time for the market to take a dump.
>>61965987Ok what if he nuke the coastline
GUYS LOOK AT OIL COMPUTERTHE LAST LITTLE SHOULDER OF THE INVERTED HEAD AND SHOULDERS IS FORMINGDON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED BY BIZTRODAMUS HIMSELF
>>61966240Propaganda
>>61966243Once oil breaks $88.50 its a straight shot to $100
>>61966207Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>futures
>>61966118>brownsville
>>61966226Nice
>>61966196If you are British, Bank of Georgia, Airtel Africa, Rolls-Royce, Hiscox, Standard Chartered and Anglo-Eastern Plantations for some reason.
>>61966244POOMPMYBAGSAGANDAZOIDwud ba mighty fineSHAPE2 me
>>61966118I thought Brownsville was in New York?
Just sold most of my S&P stocks and will stay in cash for the foreseeable future. This is the end of the American empire. I don't care what kind of jewish magic they're using to keep the markets up, I'm out. The markets been pushing sideways all year and I'm not staying on orange niggers wild ride any more.
>>61966253>1PBTIDThis post brought to you by the state of israel. Also reminder to buy the oil dip before we squeeze to $250.
Why us it so hard to invest in food that's not futures.I can fuess food will go up with fertilizers being expensive. But there's not really anything to invest in.As always anything interesting has been all time high for months. Bunge is crazy high, no way I pile into that for some vague food price play .
>>61966275ADM
>>61965793Slowly bomb them into ineffectiveness, which will take months, and even then some durka will crawl out of a cave every few days and launch a drone or two. You can destroy most of their launch systems eventually. In the meanwhile do everything you possibly can to turn Iran into a Syria. Arm ever ethnic group, give the Kurds money and guns and promise them that they can keep whatever territory they take, bribe some random Taliban warlords with the same deal. I'm sure you could scrape together a few ISIS jihadists and get them set up in-country. Bomb all infrastructure, food, water etc and turn the country into a hellscape filled with desperate starving savages willing to kill and eat each other just to survive. Societal collapse is eventual goal (sry).Let the Isreali's do the dirty work on the infrastructure and water stuff. They don't care anyway and won't be effected by the backlash.
>>61966266I cashed out after losing half my money on the oil crash. Actually withdrew physical cash from my account to stop myself from getting back on the ride but now after reading the conspiracies that it's being manipulated I feel like going back to the bank tomorrow morning. How do I quit? I'm legit scared that I'm going to lose all my money gambling on this bullshit.
>>61966207Even Trump 1 was like this. A lot of why he got elected in 2016 was because he went around telling the Rust Belt "yeah they fucked you and things suck I'll make it better" instead of the delusional gaslighting Obama/Hilldawg tried to do telling these people simultaneously it's all in their head and to learn to code. But as soon Trump was in office he was all 'number go up things are great' that same sort of fake it till you make it nonsense that's always dominated messaging out of DC.
>>61966288>Societal collapse is eventual goalwhy? iranian people want the shah back and the shah is literally begging to be an american vassal so it seems like arming monarchists and building iran into a beacon of middle eastern prosperity to show the other sand people what they could have if they play ball is smarter
>>61966275For food it's the ABCDADMBungeCargillDreyfusI think only ADM is public.
>>61966290What oil crash? Oil was like 65 a week ago
>>619662182 bad these OIL FUTAS don't have BIG GREEN DICKS. I was hoping 4 these FUTAS to be EXCITED.
>>61966286>>61966301Thanks, checking ADM
Volume spike and bull flag.
>>61966308If you want to invest because of the fertilizer shock be careful it could be 6-9 months before prices of food are affected.Could go directly into fertilizers: $CF and $NTR.As you can imagine, the company called "NTR" is (may god forgive me for uttering this word) Canadian.
>>61966275yeah i asked this earlier, its tough to find out what the play is hereon one hand >>61966301 list should be okay... but then if they can't get the goods or materials wheres the gains? they can't produce stuff out of thin air, margins could be up offset by output going down guess sentiment might drive things up but then if costs get too high the gov might step in
>>61966305Why do you mock me?
>>61966320>>61965716ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTENTHIS IS THE FUTURE(s) THAT YOU ALL CHOSEOIL IS GOING PARABOLIC TONIGHTSOME SHIT IS GOING DOWN IN THE MIDDLE EASTSO SAYETH BIZTRODAMUS
>>61966240>Sources sayI'd rather roll the dices than read news honestly.
the United States of SPXW vol
>>61966332Bong markets open at 8am tomorrow. Will it be too late for me to buy?
eh i'm over it it's probably fine or whatever
I work in shipping and we all thought this week would be the one where attempts to transit would be made, and we'd know if it works or not.But so far it's almost nothing. One tanker and 2-3 Chinese bulkers.No one is even trying to transit.Meanwhile outside of the strait, things are coming to a standstill because of fuel prices. No one wants to ship any cargo. No ships are sailing to potential load ports. Everyone is just... waiting. While stockpiles last.This really feels like Covid 2.0 Seeing the news about mandatory work from home and car bans in Asian countries today drove the point home. I think this will be the big one and people saying it will reopen soon is like "2 weeks to stop the spread" March 2020 bullshit.
>>61966335DICES are SHAPES
>>61966351Uhm, actually, tranny, Trump said he would bomb Iran TWENTY TIMES harder if they tried anything.
>>61966344The fear will continue well into next week, but do not be left holding the bag and take profits over $120
>>61966360I'm not gonna in at anything more than 85 I'm afraid
>>61966351>I work at Nintendo ahh postTrump said its fine. It's fine. The USN can escort ships soon anyways. And those mines can't sink a massive ship like a tanker anyways.
bullish or bearish?
Why the fuck is Palantir going down.I went all-in with a 10x leveraged call knock out certificate.I am losing it all as I'm writing this.
>>61966351Yeah the difference between Western and Asian reactions is strange. Asia has pretty much declared a lockdown whereas the west is acting like it's a big nothing.
Everyone is still in silver. When it drops, then you'll have your answer
>>61966371Their targeting AI blew up a bunch of civilians, most notably a girl's school. It's cooked.
hm
>>61966375Silver and oil are going up to $150. Simple as
>>61966322I've been interested in NTR for a while but they're also just ath, and with some upcoming competition from Belarus and BHP. I don't mind being early as everything is just ridiculous overbought already. But arguculture seem extra tricky to catch.With that said, orange man will do anything to get lower inflation, maybe food is next.
>>61966383this. long anything but the dollar. trump is the inflation king. we are going to have to raise rates 2027.
> futures
If i buy tomorrow and it does pump, 4chan Nazis will have helped me make my money back. Not sure how to feel about this. I hate you all but this has been the most helpful discussion I''ve seen on the entire internet about this.
>>61966385>I've been interested in NTR for a whileoh really? you've been interested in NTR you say? how interesting
>>61966389Just don't tell your bunkerchan friends. They don't have to know.
>>61966385Do you believe what you say
>>61966398faggot
>>61966375Long term I like silver but it's currently inverse to oil. When oil spikes the market dumps and gold/silver dumps as well. Until oil stabilizes, low or high, I'm not touching silver.
>>61966118don't look up the demographics of brownsville texas
>>61966389Just try not to kill yourself or get murdered by a nigger before you close the position, faggot
>>61966365You'll miss out on 40% gains just to retest the highs of yesterday morning, the situation is now worse than then btw.
>>61966332what are the rumors
>>61966366The absolute state of 1PBTID israeli government propagandists. Buy the oil dip before it squeezes to $250.
>>61966426>Buy my baggies reeeeeeee
>>61966423Iran has began mining the strait. Pool is closed due to AIDS indefinitley but the shakey lifeguard Trump keeps saying its fine to swim at the behest of the Jewish pool complex owner.LONG OIL & NTRSHORT EVERYTHING ELSE
>>61966428Keep coping, Moshe. I bought oil for $80 today and it's pushing $90 already.
>>61966396>>61966396>>61966396>>61966396
>>61966398>>61966405>>61966412>>61966437FUCK OFF JEET FAGGOT SHILL FUCK YOU AND DIE IN A FIRE
Can we get a real baker.
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