The real ones edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61965694
first for LONG OIL
second for babe
> futures
Shorting equities is free money at this point.
SHAPESis how weROLL
OIL BABY DRILL BABY DRILLLLLL
War ends tomorrow check em
>>61966441Nth for >LONG: OIL & NTR>SHORT: EVERYTHINGHAIL BIZTRODAMUS FOR GREAT, TERRIBLE & MIGHTY IS HE (me)
>>61966463i think you need to be inserted head first into a woodchipper very slowly
>>61966470>head*FUTAS
Long oil
Speculate on oil prices if you like losing money.
>>61966447Your future.
>>61966463I think mods need to wake up.
>>61966463I reported you
>>61966463JEET ALERT!!! FLUSH THIS POO!!!!
How do I profit from Israel bombing the mosque and blaming Iran so they can start to build the third temple?
>>61966463SWEET VISHNU DR BURRY
>>61966463It's strange that you're only now going long on oil...
>>61966487Depends, how much can I profit from Iranian Muslims mutilating little girls genitals?
There are actual employees of the israeli government in /smg/ trying to argue from their smelly child rape bunkers why the largest oil supply disruption in history wouldn't send oil higher than it was three years ago. Buy the oil dip before it squeezes to $150.
>>61966477Please bring back cheap oil, suggested price: 14.88 $ (not 88.14 like now).
News status?
>>61966495*$250
>>61966503Iran just bombed Israel and an US base in Iraq
>Researchers at red-team security startup CodeWall say their AI agent hacked McKinsey's internal AI platform and gained full read and write access to the chatbot in just two hours.>CodeWall’s researchers claim that within two hours of starting their red team raid, they achieved full read and write access to the entire production database and were able to access 46.5 million chat messages about strategy, mergers and acquisitions, and client engagements, all in plaintext, along with 728,000 files containing confidential client data, 57,000 user accounts, and 95 system prompts controlling the AI's behavior. These prompts were all writable, meaning an attacker could poison everything Lilli spits out to all of the tens of thousands of consultants using the chatbot.topkek
>>61966465 you got fucked by>>61966466
Oil prices drop, off of lies from the white house about the end of the war and nation's lying about releasing their oil reserves into the market, but gas prices keep rising, hmm
Some comic relief https://uploadnow.io/files/WtcYG5M
>>61966436i do not understand how the oil price is this low. it is genuinely baffling. i do not get it. maybe i'm not smart enough to be an investor?
>>61966510Yawn, get better material.
>>61966511
>>61966503>maybe i'm not smart enough to be an investor?bingo
>>61966503The strait of Hormuz is not closed, but also not open, due to the collective consciousness.Dot status?
>>61966517don't click this link, pp grabber
>>61966518the US treasury is shorting
>>61966518The US Treasury announced last week that they are massively shorting oil futures to suppress the price. Doing that during a supply crisis is extremely dangerous because there may not be enough physical oil to cover their shorts, which would then cause a short squeeze above $250. Buy the fucking dip.
problem with oil is that currently the US and israeli government control all info regarding the war. the media blackout in the middle east is insane and it's near impossible to verify or debunk any claim the administration makes. the administration can make up complete lies, like the navy successfully escorting a tanker, and the market will instantly react because there's no way to verify the info but if it's true you don't want to be the last one out the door. Until asia starts providing irrefutable proof that they're in a massive oil shortage, any pump will get manipulated down.
Big flush tommorrow Hope you are all in cash
>>61966535yes but I sold some putas.... (they're low delta tho)
>>61966518National interests have entered the futures paper markets and are shorting with overwhelming firepower. Much as what’s been going on in silver. Except the underlying physical situation is much more critical and won’t last long. All that they are doing is guaranteeing a squeeze to the upside very soon that drive the price needlessly high. Ridiculously probably.
This fucking back and forth oil shit from the same guys is going to make me insane, I tell ya. Anyways that Micron is pretty nice>MUUGODS
>>61966528>>61966529>>61966542Is this even legal? Is this proven anywhere or just a conspiracy? How much money are they allowed to short with? This doesn't make any sense, I've never heard of a government shorting oil futures .. And like you guys said, it would be extremely dangerous
>>61966538>yes but I sold some putas
>>61966542That's retarded. You are saying you are gonna fight the fed. The fed has a money printer. If the fed wants to keep oil under $100, it certainly fucking can
>>61966554It really is simple as that. If GME could be nipped in the bud at $400 then oil can be suppressed forever
>>61966554I don't understand how shorting can do this. Everyone needs actual oil in the end right? And there is going to be a shortage? So how can the price stay low.. I feel like I'm going crazy..
>>61966554us treausry is not the fed
So let's say the FED is indeed shorting the market (I think I've indeed seen some news last week about something along those lines, but was that even a decent source in the first place), surely there will be, at some point, oil exchanges done at the real price. Let's assume there's a shortage of oil in Asia, you can bet your asses that, maybe even right now, there is physical oil being bought at a price different than the official market price.tl;dr is there a dark pool or black market or whatever for oil? Other than shadow fleets shenanigans, I mean
>>61966548Kek. Legal? We have gone beyond legal a long time ago. Let me put it to you this way. The CTFC (Google it) had 20 lawyers supervising commodities exchange violations/racketeering. All but the lead legal were let go. The last one resigned. There is currently ZERO oversight now. Check it yourself. It’s the Wild West. All failsafes are gone.
Tomorrow it will probably pump to 95. I will buy and then the Orange Clown will release the Russian oil. It will then dump to 80, I will say "fuck this" and sell. At this point The Clown will declare a ground invasion, pumping oil to 120. I will have probably shot myself by this point but if I am still alive I'll probably buy in at 130 still hoping to finally quit my bullshit job only to get rugged completely when he cancels the invasion. Screenshot this.
>>61966544Please stay away from leveraged instruments. They reset every day; your actual gains are about 40% greater than the actual stock in exchange for twice the downside. It isn't worth it.
>>61966554You can’t possibly believe this surely
>>61966571BA$ED & TRVKE PILLED
>>61966561AbsolutelyBut gas at the rack is gonna be $5 a gallon by the end of the month They cannot manipulate the physical supply and demand>>61966566Treasury doesn't print cash. It's the fed.
>>61966548>I've never heard of a government shorting oil futures .. And like you guys said, it would be extremely dangerousFinancialization of commodities played a role in the GFC from 2008 to 2011. The total firepower available to speculators (or governments) is larger than the total market value of any single commodity.
>>61966503>ugly fat bobinaHow dare you >>61966463What is so curious is why our idiot spammer thinks people are going to pay for whitepapers on the basket site.Only boomers pay for market commentary or have any appetite for it.Its really just the lowest effort thing imaginable and very disappointing.If he lives in a lawless country, he could have claude build him a trading view clone and steal Morningstar, Trading View, Barcharts and Unusual whales data and build that into a feed. That might actually get a few buys.
>>61966561GME was a meme stock. Oil is the lifeblood of the modern world. That distinction matters.
Listen this could all be over if someone would just strap a money printer to a mizzile, watch how the next crashed ufo has schematics for just that inside of it
>>61966548Here is the source:https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-weighs-oil-futures-market-action-combat-rising-energy-prices-wh-official-2026-03-05/
>>61966573:( I don't want to let you down MUanon. You are right, now is not a surefire time to be doing leveraged while holding. Only once earnings, I accept the risk
>USA and Israel depleting it’s stockpiles first in the genocide of Palestinians and now in the terror bombings of civilians in Beirut and TeheranHow do I make sure to get in on the action once it’s time for USA to refill the stocks? What are the corporations that will be doing that?
>>61966564Then you don’t understand how derivatives and financial manipulation work. You really should. It’s not just important. But very potent for gains if you get it.
>>61966561No one actually needed shares in a physical video game store unlike oil that is required to avoid famine
>>61966573The information sheet said that if future goes up by 1%, ETF goes up by 2% though
>>61966581I like my bobinas with a little meat on them and some hot fat bear stank all up in her moist folds.
>>61966554you can't print oil. worst case physical oil decouples from paper oil.
Not a single source that says the US government is shorting oil. The most I can find is articles saying they have maybe considered it as an option among many others behind closed doors. Followed up officials back tracking away from it "yeah we're not gonna do that". Misinformation ITT is insane.
>>61966566They will be soon under king Trump.
>>61966580>>61966587>>61966592OK so why don't they set oil to $60? or set it to $1? it would make the republicans look great.
>>61966571Just do the opposite.
>>61966595Bro..15% of the world's oil is gone. I'm not talking about the straight of hormuz. I mean the abikity to to refine it is GONE. Shut down for weeks. There's no need for ships to even go into the straights. All the oil terminals are shut down except khark islandYour telling me trump goes on TV and says the war is over while missiles are still flying and all of a sudden thats the reality? Lmao
>>61966589You don't lol. The Taiwan invasion is next.
>>61966587This snippet right there>That fund, created during the Great Depression, had total assets of $220.85 billion as of January 31.hmmm, what can enlightened anons make out of it?
>>61966600Retard >>61966587
>>61966602Because you can only go so far with a physical good like oil
>>61966587I doubt trump would do this. He likes to get a deal.He has skunkworks autists who can hack in and just create virtual buyers and sellers on both sides of the trade if he wants to manipulate futures. There's no reason to actually risk real money.
>be panican>lose money
daily reminder that >only a handful of you have net worth >10k>this is a leftoid/brown/3rd world general>this is a /pol/ escape containment zone
>>61966608History doth repeateth
>>61966628How's the bunker holding up? Hopefully the ventilation system is still working lmao. Buy the oil dip btw.
>>61966629>rest of /biz/>white
>>61966611did you even read past the headline you bot??>weighs oil futures market action to combat price spikes>expected to announce measures as soon as Thursday aimed at combating rising energy prices in the wake of the Iran conflict, including potential action involving the oil futures market, a senior White House official said>The potential move would mark an unusual attempt by Washington to influence energy prices through financial markets rather than physical oil supplies,>weighs>potential action>potential moveliterally the first fucking paragraphin other words they haven't done shit and "could" "maybe" "potentially" do ithow about this article where they say the oils futures market is not a priority among a long list of options, if you can read past the headlinehttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-06/trump-team-downplays-treasury-oil-futures-trades-as-prices-surgeretard
>>61966629>daily reminder that>>only a handful of you have net worth >10k>>this is a leftoid/brown/3rd world general>>this is a /pol/ escape containment zone>1PBTIDOkay, cool opinions, Moshe. Still longing oil as it heads to $250.
>>61966595I don’t think we are disagreeing. But you are not aware of how what a derivative actually is. Without a 2000 word post. The western banking heavyweights have entered the futures market for oil at the behest of the national security apparatus. The are two sides of the same coin. And are selling oil short. On paper. To keep it simple they are selling “promises” of oil supply in the “future” cheaper than the market. On paper. But they are “short” of the actual oil they have promised. Now if you are malevolent. And think about it. What if you make promises to sell oil you don’t have. And can’t get (naked). At prices well below the price actual suppliers are offering. Well. People will buy. And it’s fine. For a month. Then you’re on the hook for all this oil. You promised at price X. And you have to deliver at price 2X. It works. Until it doesn’t. And oil is lifeblood. And failure to deliver then causes a “squeeze” or short cover. Where you then have to buy oil at any price (even with catastrophic losses) to cover. Unless contracts mean nothing. Unless laws means nothing. Unless the dollar s nothing. You may see where this goes.
>>61966629pretty sure we could get rid of those points if we rangeban india
>>61966607China never does anything. Besides they would need to restock anyway
>>61966561There were no fundamentals behind GME and didn't they just straight up ban normies from trading it?
>>61966629I'm literally a slav third worlder and my net worth is over $100k If I was american worth less than $10k and read the post that I am now making I would legit feel like killing myself I dunno how you guys deal with it. I also got a nice apartment for free from my parents instead of them spending it all on sharknado and other dumb shit to boot.
kek
>>61966633I saw that you bought the pico bottom earlier. Are you going to realize any gains this time or are you going to start spamming the thread begging anons to pump your bags at $65?
>>61966640are they tho? rumors all that I see
>>61966629Why are you baiting the jooh8er?There's no reason to do this. He doesn't even trade stocks. For every "le just war" post you make he will make 5 le elders of zion posts. Just don't trigger him.
>>61966646YesThere were several hedge funds that had to be bailed out of those short positions
>>61966638Cope.>>61966650Giga cope. Surely shilling on /smg/ will un-mine the strait, won't it Shlomo? Oil is heading to $250 and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>61966640If this is true then civilization is going to collapse.
I am about fixing to go shorting volatilitity once more my niggers. On god, for real, small cap
SIXTIMESSIXANDTHEMARKETSHITSBRICKSSorry guys, three month bear market begins tonight after a strike on the strait. Kek wills it.Enjoy the cheapies :3
>>61966667you fucking bitch never do that again
>>61966602I’ll sell you gold at one dollar next month. You guy a million ounces. And the whole planet does too. Guess how much money I’ve just lost next month. It’s about scale. And proportion. With a stock like GME. It’s niche. The banks have the ammunition. With oil or gold. Even the biggest bank on the planet is a peashooter against the global market. Oil is a global and absolutely fundamental commodity. It can bully whole countries. Never mind the biggest banks.
>>61966667Well bugger my fruity lil smigger arse.Guess its a nothing burger after all.
>>61966667>>61966666
>>61966667FAIL
>>61966664this post bussing (straight to the oven)
>>61966667wew lad
>>61966667I was planning on buying 2 security and defense funds for about 20k. Should I hold off? Planning on holding for like 5 years anyway.
>>61966663You need to read Mises and Keynes and make your own mind up. That’s all I can say in a short post. It’s life changing.
Oh it's definitely closed but there is a lot of nonsense saying otherwise amplified..nobody wants fuel prices to go up like this. 2008 was pretty much triggered by $140 oil. The consumers paid so much in fuel that other sectors of the economy were thrown into recession which eventually triggered the mortgage crisis and than the subprime crisis.
Is this bullish or bearish?
>>61966662i accidentally clicked on your ID and after seeing the rest of your posts ITT I realized the kind of person I am responding to. Dont worry, I won't be giving you any more (You)'s just like i wouldnt engage with the hobo on the side of the road rubbing shit on all over himself
>>61966604>15% of the worlds oil is gone >The price is up almost exactly 15% from the start of the warIt's almost like the market has already priced this in
>>61966600they're not going to say it out loud dipshit everyone would take the other side. they're still OBVIOUSLY doing it to punish longs. source: "very complete, pretty much" & "we escorted a tanker, wait jk lmao"
>>61966664i wouldnt short vol yet, we havent seen how far its gonna rubberband after the fake and gay jewish suppression that took place the last two days
>>61966690 I won’t be buying Aramco
>>61966696Kek. Retard
>>61966687I would buy incrementally don't lump sum. There will be further buying opportunities across all sectors. Never think the train has left the station and FOMO in, there's always another chugging along shortly.
>>61966701>No rebuttal, just seething Thought so
>>61966689>gave mortgages to broke people>"they couldn't pay because gas was too high!"
>>61966592>>61966670>>61966700OK SO WHAT ARE YOU BUYING
>>61966705It's more the effect of unemployment
>>61966696Okay. Let’s take your simplistic logic apart. If 99.999% of the world oil disappeared. Would oil increase by what? Now take your time before your answer 1. 99.999%2. Almost infinity in the basic of account (dollar). Now really THINK about it.
>>61966708OILU retard
>>61966701i was about to reply to him for a second lmao
>>61966708Same think I’ve been buying for 3 years and has me up 300%. GoldSilverMinersCopperOil Service Uranium Coal
>>61966695Cope.
>>61966697we'll see what they say on thursday. What are futures spreads saying?
>sat in the cuck chair with 50k cash all week last week and these two days>missed miners>missed the oil pump>missed the regular giga slurps>missed HGRAF>missed HIMS squeeze>fucking even missed silver and gold efts on their dipsholy shit i didn't realize sitting cash feels this fucking bad and agonizing. Im a total retard but i don't trust the current U.S admin full of retards, the market is going to crater at least -30% across the board at some point with one wrong move from little donnieugh. fuck. I feel sick. I'm having PTSD because I missed the bottom from last year.and was a bag holder for 5 months before i recovered.
>>61966696The price of oil will increase until 15% of demand fucks off not 15% above what it was last month
>Mojtaba Khamenei In COMA Dying - IRGC Members Admit Islamic Republic Is Over
>>61966720why are you buying oil service if you're saying the fed can print whatever and hold oil down to whatever they want? am i genuinely retarded
>>61966690I always imagine him driving a tinted Audi A5 with 3D numberplate around Birmingham whenever I see his face.
>>61966722same thing the front month is saying
>>61966713It wouldn't be getting traded. We're not talking about all oil in existence, we're talking about 15%. It's not permanently gone forever, just out of reach for now.
>>61966724Was there even a HIMS squeeze?
>>61966705More to do with job losses. It all started with gas prices. I was around at the time paying $5, a gallon for gas...in Florida. My job only paid me 8.75 an hour
>>61966735>>61966724If there is a hims squeeze, it's still in its starting phase.
>>61966728Killing more religious moderates won't un-mine the strait, Moshe. Oil is headed to $250, buy the dip.
>leftypol /k/troon OP
>>61966750monke putin is a timeless /chug/ classic
hims squeeze was a gap up on 1 day open. You probably wouldn't have gotten realistically any decent entry via a retail broker
>>61966730I saying the FED CANT print oil. I think you haven’t understood my posts and are not comfortable about the fundamentals of money, derivatives, futures etc and so on. This isn’t a criticism. But it would be very useful now yourE curious and see something doesn’t make sense. As to why it doesn’t make sense. I can recommend a couple books to start if you wish.
>>61966733Yes anon oil won't be expensive forever just more then what's priced in now. We don't think the gulf region will stop existing but this will take time to unfuck itself
>>61966754yes please. i don't get it. i want to learn
>>61966733Hahah. You just described a naked short when he’s asked to deliver!
Is Pakistan capable of providing nuclear warheads for Iran's missiles if israel threatens to use nuclear weapons?
>>61966689if it's so risky to cross the strait as a tanker, why don't they just pool the risk? get a group of like a dozen tankers and lump them into a single collateralized pool. you buy the collateralized obligation so even if one sinks you still make money off the ones that make it. they couldn't can't possibly sink every tanker.
>>61966763>why don't they use insurance
Are the reddit trannies correct?https://www.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/1rpb7bw/comment/o9k02oo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>61966733Hormuz carried 30% of the world's oil, not 15%. Iran has also eliminated another 10% of the world's supply in Saudi Arabia and Iraq, bringing the total up to 40%, which is now gone.
>>61966702Alright thanks
YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO IRAN AND OPENING THE STRAIT MYSELF. WISH ME LUCK
>>61966763that is basically what insurance is loland most of the insurance cost is actually the cost of cleaning up the gulf after the ship sinks, not even necessarily the value of the cargo
>>61966765go back
>>61966761They already said that they will use their own nukes on israel if Iran gets hit with a WMD. Buy oil before it squeezes to $250.
>>61966761The nuke that vaporised Tel Aviv was found to have come from Pakistan. What do you think will happen to Pakistan?
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og
>>61966780let's see what asian market does first
>>61966758Start with a pocket book of gold. Now I’m not asking you to buy gold. But it’s very educational as to what money is. What we are talking about. Just read it and make up your own mind. It will make you a better investor for sure no matter the asset class. It’s not boring or academic. You’ll find your own way after that.
>>61966778do you really think oil is going to be higher than the 2022 price?
>>61966780The 70s seemed so cool and fun but I heard they had a similar oil crisis back then. Was it really that bad? Billy looks pretty chill compared to the average 2020s zoomer.
>>61966780It should be and that’s exactly why it won’t.
>>61966788It was about 20% as bad and they weren't a massively polarized and mixed population. So maybe 10% as bad. We're totally fucked.
>>61966787It would be absurd if it didn't, considering 40% of the world's supply just disappeared. Buy the dip.
>>61966789don't worry there's always the day after tomorrow for it to be over
>>61966775BASED & RETARDPILLED
>>61966775hey let us know like 5 minutes before you get it working again pls
>>61966600This general is full of schizos right now yeah. Generally where you find monkey screechings about the Fed you find retards close by who don't understand what monetary policy is.
Okay according to smg it would be best to buy tesla instead oil.
>>61966770Don’t forget about LNG. Here’s a full list • Crude oil • Condensate • Refined petroleum products (diesel, jet fuel, gasoline, fuel oil) • Liquefied natural gas (LNG) • Liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) • Natural gas liquids (propane, butane, ethane) • Naphtha • Methanol • Urea • Ammonia • Sulfur • Phosphate fertilizers (DAP, MAP) • Polyethylene • Polypropylene • Monoethylene glycol (MEG) • Styrene • Polyvinyl chloride (PVC) • Linear alkylbenzene (LAB) • Limestone • Cement and clinker
>>61966805My hecking vol surfaces holyyyy shitttt it's so over
>>61966779You don’t understand their mindset. They aren’t selfish whores of Babylon. They aren’t afraid of martyrdom. You may not like that. But believe it. Would Trump have given his life as a martyr for his people like Khomeni? The Godless molesting prostitute that he is.
>>61966779They'd receive the Nobel Peace Prize
>>61966705He's actuallmy right, oil was low key the trigger for 2008. But that's a triple digits IQ take not many people know. Really, the subprimes charade could have played for far longer. Ask yourself why it exploded in the first place, really, it was quite clever. But it didn't last because of oil prices affecting everything, which is to say, down the line, people, regular people, now struggling to make ends meet, including paying their mortgage, and it slowly spiraled up to the banks, then quickly became a catastrophe.Oil WAS the 2008 trigger. With lower oil it might have lasted far more years.
>>61966810Trump is a man of honor, just like our war fighters who's grave you seem to enjoy shitting all over, scum. Keep worshipping muslims faggot, don't think your transgressions won't be in unnoticed.
>>61966728They elected Schrödingers Ayatollah (not dead, not alive) to keep Israel and the USA guessing about whom to kill next.
asia code green
>>61966808truly, vibe coders will inherit the earth
>>61966763>Alright scalliwags gather round. All ye captains here have been bundled into an obligation of sorts and after ye set sail, well, er, some of ye might just get mined or droned or otherwise obliterated all the way down to Davy Jones. Sad to say yer pay is bout the same as well, but, after all, the world needs its oil and ye took an oath (or at least ye should’ve). No crying in the casino of the sea lads, go get yourselves sailin!
>>61966823why is the nikkei not up the customary 5%
>>61966802Not near to full
>>61966750What are you too good to sell your oil to poos, beggars can't be choosers
I'm thinking oil is a fools game and all the smart is moving over to renewables. Every disaster or war seems to propel the planet one step closer to the 2030 green agenda, so why wouldn't I get ahead of the curve now. Oil is dead.
>>61966821being elected right now, even they dont want to is basically an instant death sentence lol
>>61966763>>61966832Kek, better yet, just make them all remote control; insurance would a lot lower without families to compensate.
>>61966820America has had many learned and thinking men of honour. Trump is a mockery of that tradition
The war isnt over. LONG OIL
Iranian popular uprising status:
>>61966841I would agree with you if we didn't elect an anti-green monkey desperate to set the US back 60 years on climate change
>>61966775>Anon, 22 (or 42), Dead from Iranian Mine Attack, Defying Trump Warning
>>61966841>EVs - overpriced, nowhere to charge>Ebikes - overpriced, gimped with speed limiters
>>61966790I distantly remember 1973, the government BANNED driving your car on Sundays to reduce demand for fuel, so entire (white) families just went for a walk or bicycle ride on the empty autobahn. Nothing else happened, society didn't collapse.
>>61966853Based, fuck civilians
>>61966841Smart money is buying ags right now while everyone is distracted by oil
>>61966724Honestly? I'm, in cash as well, and I don't care about missing those trains.I'm sleeping extremely well right now, and that's all that matters. I'll come back when the market stops being dysfunctional at clown levels that was thought to be theoretically impossible.
>>61966835You see the gravity of the situation
>>61966817Maybe. It probably was a major catalyst. Debt requires liquidity, and liquidity requires debt as most debt is collateralized. It’s possible that higher oil prices drew enough liquidity from the markets that it catalyzed a chain reaction that was waiting to be ignited.
>>61966808wait what does that mean I'm calling for volatility to go down NOW
>>61966853lol hes mad that his plan failed
>>61966817>its going to be like 08Thanks for the bottom signal faggot
>>61966853Stop posting fake shit will ya
>>61966853Is this real?
>>61966832This is what I imagine the CEO of SBLK is telling his sweaty greek seamen rn rn
>>61966872NOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
Want to take LSD and smoke weed on friday, its going to rain and maybe Im not alone at home, sounds like I should delay that
>>61966854That's what you think but the people who put him there are the ones who are pushing for the 2030, bug eating agenda, COVID, Ukraine, Iran, every single thing over the last few years has just pushed up closer and closer to their goal, no matter how crazy it is, they're clearly getting their own way. I'm going all in on electric cars and renewable energy. HGRAF and BYD is a good start, does anyone else have any good renewable stock? No Tesla though, I'll buy that it when it hits 20.
>>61966879this but unironically
>>61966859Soul.
>>61966880I'd do it with you if the environment was COMFY
>>61966887Now imagine it with 50 years of BMI inflation
>>61966879yes
>>61966862wat ags?
Which stocks are you currently invested in? How much cash vs stock in the market are people holding?
>>61966859Now if that happened and you visited the local you'll be getting mugged whilst your wife is gang raped. A small price to pay for 50k dow I suppose.
>>61966896agricultural stocks. fertilizer?
jews are kiking oil again
>>61966900yea but there's so many tho
>>61966841You are right!Beware ESG company trap tho.
>>61966889Ayee
>>61966901https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-energy-secretary-deletes-post-about-navy-escorting-vessel-through-strait-2026-03-10/>US announced 16 Iranian mine laying board destroyed Lmao, Trump chickened out again by destroying the boats. What a pussy. Guess oil is going to nothing again because he's scared of disrupting the market.
>>61966875Fake or not, it is interesting that there has been no rebellion in Iran. Usually foreign intervention at least causes a civil war. That's basically what started the Ukraine War, Libya and Syria. This is probably because unlike those others Iran is a real country. It is like trying to split up China or France
>>61966862You're probably right this and renewables are where it's at. With Ukraine destroyed I'm presuming total food output is lower than it was a year ago. Any stock recommendations?
just realized the footage of them blowing up alleged "minelayer" boats are fake and gay lmaoliterally EVERYTHING is to prop up markets and short oil its crazy
>>61966872I didn't say that at all, fucktard. Reread carefully, with a finger under each word if you need to. Slowly.I don't even know if there's something brewing in banks' closets akin to the subprimes, and if there is, I'll only know about it way too late like any of you. Likely not, as banks undergo drastic regulations these days. 2008 was a unique situation.
>>61966905>Beware ESG company trap tho.What's that? Being reliant on gibs?
>>61966882I think you're delusional, the man is collapsing democratic instutions, starting wars, and fracturing the basis of neoliberal free trade. The only people who put him their are our equally delusional tech overlords who also don't give a shit about green energy when civilization starts collapsing and are actively trying to build fallout bunker civs. It's over nobodies in the driver seat my guy.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder. Mr President. If you post about sinking mining boats. Then the world will think the strait is now mined. And that means the strait is impassable for month until it’s cleared. What does he do? Demand the mines be removed (as though they leave a flag where they drop them) or else bad shit! Which is the attitude that created this problem and left him grasping for an exit. He’s his own worst enemy. And the worlds right now.
>>61966909The color revolution got defused weeks ago so this recent action is coming in too late.
>>61966915>Environmental, Social, and GovernanceIt's company that claim to green and friendly meanwhile fucking everyone else. It's an agenda, any company that claim this as a reason to invest/buy is a trap.
>>61966869Volatility surface modeling is just a useful way of determining where implied volatility is highest or lowest across a bunch of strikes. It can be useful if you are trying to bet against volatility yes, kind of like a heat map for IV.
asia pumping us lads
>>61966916I think you're failing to see the forest for the trees. He was put there to act like a complete ape. It's then easier for them to provide a "solution that makes sense™", which will inevitably be the tech bros using their tech to ensure a "greener future", the green faggots and peter thiel types all go to the same masonic lodges etc, they're absolutely not opposing each other
>>61966923you sound like you're losing money
>>61966923They just announced an hour ago that Trump TACO'd again by destroying the boats.https://www.axios.com/2026/03/10/hormuz-strait-mines-war-trumpPussied out taking the mines head on and chickened out by blowing up the boats carrying them instead. OIL is going down, asian going up.
>>61966909Perhaps everything the same liars that told you about WMD in Iraq. Babies in incubators. Are still the same lying shit they were then and now. And whatever you believe about irans fragility is wrong. And in fact it’s America that’s fragile. I mean think about it. Who’s the fool. How many times can these people lie to you and you don’t start to question it.
>>61966916>I think you're delusional, the man is collapsing democratic instutions, starting wars, and fracturing the basis of neoliberal free tradeIf he would just give us our damn DOGE stimulus checks all would be forgiven... That or he should award everyone with the presidential fitness award to garner support
mister jeromemy apartment is coldplease lower the ratesi am coldthank u mister jerome
>>61966939those werent even real enemy boats, that shit is literally tiktok fabricated tier shit
>>61966923Do people still not realize Trump's a massive troll intentionally sabotaging "deep state" goals?
>>61966923>Stand down goyim>I'm asking nicely >Don't make me ask not nicely
>>61966936No Trump is printing for me. But I’d rather see peace survive than my bank go up. Because I fear my maker.
I'm currently taking suggestions on agriculture and green/renewable stocks if anyone has any suggestions? I've currently got BYD, HGRAF, CF
Gonna listen to ASMR now and will try to sleep. I'm so fucking lonely. Goodnight /smg/.
>>61966528>>61966529>>61966542you low IQ zoomertards have exactly 1 post to explain to me what short selling is and how buying shares (shorting) lowers the price. fucking dumbasses.
I'm thinking about gambling on 0DTE SPY calls again tomorrow. I plan on doubling my money just 5 more times.
>>61966935green shit doesn't have an edge anymore. that said i do think they're ready to do the next big happening which iran could be or a distraction for. epstein files was their dipping toe in the water to make sure the populace is as docile as they think, nothing happened, so they're full send mode
>>61966956>*Breaths awkwardly at you*
>>61966909I don't know enough about different variations of sandniggers believing in same flavor of santa Klaus, but I know that most of the time when I see different colors on such a map, there's no real unity.And sand people, no mater what kind of flavor they are, have their blood turning up to 11 in 0.1sec at the prospect of a revolt. As for me, I think either the muh wind of freedom and democracy and whatever bullshit is way overstated (probably just a few urbanites amounting to fuckall, while the peasants in the sticks love their retarded religion and want more), or either the IRGC still patrolling in the street with their AK-whatever. Probably both.
GREEtings
>>61966948It's ok. You don't need to lie here, we are all anonymous and nobody can make fun of your bank balance once this thread is purged.
>>61966960Anything to do with oil and non-renewable energy will be made to be synonymous with trump and being a bad person in the normies mind in the next couple of years. That sounds dramatic now, but after the absolute dumpster fire that this Iran war is going to cause, it will probably sound a lot more sensible in a few months. I cashed out 50% of my folio and I'm gonna start slowly putting it into agriculture/green energy.
BREAKING: JAPAN TO KAMIKAZE IRANIAN MINES TO REOPEN STRAIT >Nikkei up 2%
>>61966961Not much of a breathing ASMR fan. I mostly listen to reiki ASMR by two channels.
>>61966957They're anti semites that got convinced by other anti semites to buy OIL contracts at $110 a barrel. You'd have an easier time convincing the BBBY thread that their shares are worthless.
>>61966939Iran won’t stop. Many of you cackled like gargoyles at the murder if Khomeni. Because you believed the caricature of him in western propaganda. He was very mild actually. And the only one holding back nuclear wrapt development on a spiritual justification. They murdered him in his home. With his family. Trump even said they were surprised he didn’t hide. The short story is this. It’s always a bad idea to go to war. In a sneaky murderous way. With a people who have a conviction of their cause that runs so deep. They don’t fear death. And know it only makes them stronger because it reveals the savagery to the watching world of the aggressor. These things matter guys. Would Trump face death with such courage for his people. Without fear? He would step on the American people for a dollar more. These things matter
>>61966964The protests weren't an ethnic conflict though. As far as i know the Balochs (whoever they are) don't have a problem with the Persians. There was some talk of the Kurds fighting but that was Iraqi Kurds, not the ones in Iran.
>>61966952Any suggestions? I'd like to have at least 8 stocks by the time the market opens tomorrow.
>>61966983The single valiant pillar holding up a religion full of pederasts who beat and maim their little girls for trying to go to school. Who does this shit propaganda work on, you can be against people getting blowing to smithereens by drumpf without sucking Muslim fundamentalists off.
Imagine being on the opposite side of the trade of Israel and the us government. Couldn’t be me.
Why do the chinks love precious metal so much? Are they actively preparing for the collapse of the USD?
>>61966983yeah but the us military is here to aggressively protect israel and the mag7 so it doesnt matter who the president is or how retarded they are
>>61966983you sound brown as fuck, but you have some ok points
I change my mind. I'm staying out. The market is openly rigged, they've even admitted as much. Some bozo with 5k longing vs the entire US government shorting and releasing reserves, who is going to last longer?
>>61966989JBS
>>61966983That's great and all, but this "Allah" guy ain't saving your oil calls lmao.Price. Chart.You thirdies are worse than LINK holders at this point.
>>61966982I don't think you can buy financial products like futures if you're anti-semitic
>dude>give us free money so we can give people worthless degrees that put people in debt>lmao
>>61966998I've heard the Chinese deeply believe in Jewish banking conspiracies.
>>61966998housing, previously their primary savings, has been collapsing for years now. also they're very deflationary right now so they can smash the gold buy button alot easier than anyone else
>>61967001you need to figure out if the rest of the world is buying oil or notthe answer is yes btw
>>61967003>JBS ($JBS) workers at its Swift beef plant in Colorado will start a strike March 16 over unfair labor practices, the UFCW Local 7 union said Monday.Kek. That will do for me. Added, ty, anon.
>>61967000I’m Irish. They English did call us white niggers. We have experience with empire. What puzzles me. Is that Americans. A nation founded on anti imperial Republican beliefs. Have become the very antithesis of what they fought to escape from. The evil and liberty killing nature of empire and enslavement. It’s sad.
>>61966952NTR is the largest supplier of fertiliser in the worldWhich, is enormously impacted by the strait being closed.I have 500 shares as it seems to be in a cup and handle pattern on the 5Y chart.
>>61967010Very wise people I see. >>61967011Nice. Let them pump my bags. I've also heard that they consider silver to be on par with gold as a financial asset.
>>61967004My bags are gold and silver and copper and miners. I’m doing very well. And I’m not greedy enough or degenerate enough to touch leverage
>>61966957When you short a stock you don’t buy it. You borrow it. Then you sell it, which drives the price down. Then you’re on the hook to give the stock back.
>>61966994more Iranian women attend and graduate from post-secondary institutions than men
>>61967017>Why would anyone want to be an empire when you can be Ireland?Who writes these jokes?
>>61967017I heard they english don't season they food either
>>61967017I'm British. You really do type like a thirdie. Post voice.>>61967013I'm not saying that /smg/'s short squeeze thesis is wrong, I'm saying that retail will break before the Treasury does.
>>61967017>Brits out>Blacks and tanned inNice one Padraic you really fucked the emerald Isle with that one, I came to Dublin to visit the old country of my forefathers and you've gone and fucked it ya smickey fenian fuckwits.
>>61967018>500 * 77 Almost 40k, nice one rich anon. I don't see any reason it can't hit 120 again given the situation, I'll be buying your bags on open.
>>61967030>>61967031>>61967032Any no pol tier replies that might actually be useful in BUSINESS?Emotion and gains are not friends. Money is colour blind. This will never change. Unless your a baggy
I told you...didnt I fucking tell you? Yea..I did. Money is still in silver. You gotta fuckin wait.
>>61967008I will laugh the day ivy league schools ever have to nerf their admission requirements if less and less people go to college
>>61967017>I'm Irish>Can't form a coherent sentence Checks out
>>61966689>pretty much triggered by $140 oilthose are 140 dollars in 2008 dollars, with the inflation calculator its... about 200 dollars? so in backwards 90 dollars oil its as if it was 63 back then, therefore we are actually far from absolute armaggeddon for the prices themselves, the big deal is if 20% of the global oil is compromised over a long period of time its a matter of pure appreciation by scarcity. how long does it take to get there if we get there? who knows. when is it too late? who knows.
>>61967027And yet still a religious monarchy where fanatics will kidnap and mutilate girls trying to go to school
>>61967051why the hell did the oil spike in 2008 happen anyways?
>>61967045mine was /int/ at best
>Futures>https://youtu.be/A6a_Yy9tQHs?si=M5Ues8ozSEerN6e9>>61966581I wish I had some cute big breasted girl let me rub her soft oily feet all night long
>>61967056i have no idea, did the oil buy credit default swaps or something?
>>61967056Peak oil scares. Scientists literally thought we'd be out of oil by 2015.
>>61967056Clearly /smg/ panicans fault
>>61967066So scared scientists caused the financial crisis?
>>61967048The thing is that libshits will just infinitely allow jeets to flood the country's schools to kepe them running, like degree mills.
>>61967072no, scientists were paid to manufacture a crisis
>>61967072Retarded politicians and greedy financial institutions who thought poor colored people would actually pay back a loan did.
REAL THREAD>>61967076>>61967076>>61967076>>61967076REAL THREAD
Reminder, this piece of cardboard is sinking your empire.
>>61967072If I remember correctly (I don't) most oil company's went to shit everywhere, it was not "oil problem" but bad management.
>>61966998because that's what the first chink was into and their all "muh 50000 years of ricestory" niggersthey gave the British Empire a hard time about silver too
>>61967053I think your confusing Muslims as a distinct group of people. Iranians arent Arabic, Indian or African.
>>61967017>What puzzles methat was 250 years ago, what are you puzzled about?
>>61967018NTR sounds like a stock for cucks. I shan’t be buying.
>>61967056Financial insttutions bought oil futures with leverage, saw it go up, thought "oil price printer go brrr" and bought more, which was ok for a while because consumers still needed physical oil and reluctantly bought it for higher prices... until they didn't, then the speculators got margin called
>>61967083Low prices caused underinvestment which caused shortages according to the boomers and we're going into the same situation again over the next decade.
>>61967106You need to do a little uglybastardmaxxing and get blackmailpilled.
i feel like a fucking schizo using gann fans but it just works man
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>>61966528>>61966529They announced its on the table. They aren’t doing it now because it’s supposed to be the exit plan.Right now it’s trump and his (((freinds))) dumping the market because that was part of their deal and they planned for this shitshow to only take two weeks(tm)When it doesn’t take two weeks and keeps going up then Bessent is going to try to step in socialize the losses.Right now they are just playing with tweets and coordinated dumps but if it gets bad then they are going to have the taxpayers pay for their losses.
