OIL edition>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iranhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://x.com/sentdefender>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>61970375
grab em right in the hormussy
calm down nigga
>>61971046you´ll never see +$100 ever again idiot. they wont allow it
you might honestly. oil looking like its got legs tonight
>>61971056"they" are not more powerful than the laws of supply and demand
I only buy stocks and don't trade commodities I don't understand
>>61971043LolJust another predictable frog day afternoon huh smiggers?
I’m paying off my mortgage tomorrow instead of getting 0% or less in SPY this year.
>>61971043kek>>61971046>oilschizo
150 oil overnight
>>61971060You don't understand shiny rocks or black goo?
If you are not long energy in some way right now you are literally retarded
>>61971046No the fuck its not...
>>61971060I'm good then because I don't understand stocks or commodities
I only have 20k in USO... I'm NGMI unless I get a cheaper entry to pull port into.
Are we really allowing Iran propagandists to make OPs for /smg/? Not only are you wrong, but Trump just opened the SPR. Iran is punching China in the balls first, itself second, and the USA a far distant third.
hgraf pls go back up tomorrow why did i put 95k into you yesterday aahhhh>>61971070WELL WHERES MY TICKER STINKY??
Reminder that we don't need big expensive models.Small models are correct half the time.
>>61971081xleyoure welcome, stay comfy
>>61971078No crying in the geo political casino >>61971081OILU
oil rising again, insert shekels to continue shorting
BROKE THROUGH 90
>>61971075Oil will break out unfortunately (for me and my puts) in spite of the treasuries efforts.That video is too much to control.The crowd is always captivated by fire. And the crowd is reverts to mans basic primordial instinct. Big fire = grug sell berrys
>>61971089lmao
Just realised that Iran can buy long puts on oil then make sure it goes up by closing the strait.
HOLY FUCKING SHT OIL IS BREAKING OUTYOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED$250 IS INEVITABLE
>>61971096With what banks?
Then they can use their gains to make drones and close it down even more
>$91
The longer this goes on the more intense the buying pressure is.
>>61971096you mean sell puts to the treasury department
>>61971097My shorts are not looking good 2bh
>>61971100Chinese and Russian plus anyone else in the world the US is in global competetion with
>>61971100chinese banks boss
>>61971081Check the twatter on hgraf. Some faggots are shorting it. Probably get brutally liquidated(one hopes)
>>61971110I’m glad I closed my puts and changed to calls this morning
> futures
>>61971116I held, it's over for me senpai
>oil getting rejected from 92
>>61971097Is the breakout in the room with us right now?
imagine getting burned on an oil short and then having to go to the gas station and buy gas after your defeat
>>61971110How is your TA? Oil seemed like the most obvious breakout amidst favourable macros. Git gud baggot.
As soon as I pay my taxes they’re gonna use my collateral for oil shorts
The market may be closed but you can still gill up your vehicle before things pop off tonight
i cant stop thinking about whoever bought the capitulation dip when the fake tweet about the oil tanker escort was made and deleted by a fucking us official
>>61971128Futes are open
>>61971129I'd sue desu
Suezmax? How about Straitmaxxing?
OFFICIAL EIA SHORT TERM OIL FORCAST>it's over
Shitskins won't understand -this is now the age of the commodities chad
>>61971129Git gud.
>>61970396KEK, let's gooooooooo
>>61971135How do they plan to get it below $80/b in the third quarter?
>>61971142They're making more, moron.
>>61971142asking too much questions goygo deal in the real world
>$92
>>61970620Wtf I didn't know it was this easym guys. Thank youoil barons rise upPS: Next I need ASTS to send some sats into space. Do your thing
>>61971142Global depression
FUCK I JUST REALIZED THE MASTER PLANamerica is going to amplify oil production and become the worlds top net exporter while this is going on, not to get oil prices down but to sell what they can at the high prices during all of this...i like it
>>61971142Over estimating the US's ability to control the situation
>Iran just hit a Holocaust museum destroying all 6 million pairs of shoes.should I long footwear?
>>61971152Just hand out SSRIs
>>61971151
I honestly hope everyone in this thread bets against America and goes all in on oil. Not only will you lose all your money, but I'll get to stop by the /oil/ general and mock you for the next several weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bALJxjL8jwALL THE WAY BACK TO 120 BABY
>>61971154>THE MASTER PLAN>implying
>$92 EFFORTLESSLY BREACHED>$93 TOSSED ASIDESTOP DENYING REALITY SMIGGERSYOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DOOIL IS GOING TO $250 A BARREL
>>61971154Based if true
>>61971154HOLY FUCKING SNEED I KNEELWhy is the treasury shorting doe
uhhhhhhhhhhrelease.... more oil from the SPR?
>>61971154>burn the world for exxon mobil and isrealI believe it
Wtf happened that sent markets tumbling so sudden?
>Direct impact in Tel Aviv without the sirens going offbullish or bearish
>>61971166Stock market crashes on oil spike and everyone will blame Israel in the general public.
>>61971129>i cant stop thinking about whoever bought the capitulation diphello, that was me.
>>61971166there is 0 proof that is happening
EMERGENCY STIMULUS AND BAILOUTS NOW!!!!
>>61971170The market is inversely proportional to oil. I mean holy nigger shit if you swing oil then immediately go all in a stock when it tops you'll make so much money
>>61971163Meanwhile in reality, it is still at 90 and will be back below 85 by market open tomorrow.
>>61971166To transfer public money to oil companies
>>61971170oil tanker on fire near Iraq
>>61971166we dont want oil sky high until other countries' reserves are depleted, and our production is accelerating strongly
>>61971171sirens or it didn't happen
>>61971180it's going to cap the price of oil around 120
>>61971163I done tink you called the top
>>61971170Two tankers got hit and they realized strait is still closed.
It's obviously over. Just look at Diesel.
>>61971160This is how I feel about GME and the euros who seethe over America 24/7.Imagine hearing about AMERICA more than your own country when watching the news. It must be hard being a third worlder (non-American)
>>61971171bullish for my own personal entertainment
>>61971181>turn sirens off>hitting tel aviv literally can't happenhire me IDF
well that was a fun oil rally. stay frosty boys. the fun is probably over for a while
Nothing will happen. Remember this post.
>>61971187How is it COOKING when he's GRILLING?
>>61971160That's a nice graph you have there but I don't think its enough to open the strait
this nigger started wars because he wanted to be remembered as a great president (because he knows he's about to die) and instead he'll be remembered as the president that plunged the US into the worst crisis of the 21st century inshallah
>>61971192I always TRVST
The war is over - Donald Trumplmaohow does Trump get out of this one?
>futures
>*MORGAN STANLEY LIMITS REDEMPTIONS ON PRIVATE CREDIT FUNDanother....
>>61971195The simple ease of venezuela made him say to cocky
>>61971195/pol/ is over there.
>>61971198>Trump declares Iran's unconditional surrender
>>61971205that was financial advice
MISTER JEROMEWHAT THE FUCKFIX THIS NOWTHANK U
>>61971125>TA>in a clown market driven by headlines on a whim
I am on the other side of a trade against the United States Government shorting with infinite margin with the President of the United States spamming FUD on multiple social media platforms, some of which are outright lies, who is also utilizing his entire cabinet to also post fake FUD and calling reporters to air the same talking points and that the strait will be opened any day now for the past week as the world faces a supply shock never seen before in history.
>>61971210Oil's going right back to 90
>>61971214JEROME BETTER DEPLOY THE FED'S RIGS
>>61971218FUCK FUCK I JUST CALLED THE LOCAL BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAA
>>61971203phoneposters baka
>>61971201DO NOT REDEEM
>>61971212it's fucking crazy bro
>>61971212>it's so completely insane it just might work!
>>61971161good pick
>>61971212The best part is they are bungling it and we may actually win this time
>>61971123Yes
>>61971222Checked and cute pepe pilledIts all in a days work.
>>61971227me on the left but in spanish
>>61971212pretty crazy yea
>>61971195Iran hasn’t retaliated even once so far though? Unless you count that one drive by shooting in Texas but I’m not sure if they said that was actually terrorist related or just some drunk Mexican dude throwing a fit.
>>61971212honestly they've gotten away for far too long with denying economic realities, it's high time it hits them back in the face
>>61971235My mom would be sad
>>61971212umm... ok? i dont really care... whats gonna happen to hgraf??
>>61971237Don't use narratives like this about "fighting back". Man alive it's about making money
>>61971198idk but kushner needs to start a reality show where he just pranks trump endlessly.
>>61971243>Don't use narratives like this about "fighting back". Man alive it's about making moneyBUY THE FUCKING DIP, OIL TO $250
>>61971248I don't have settled funds...please be patient...
It's really simple when you think about it, the less and less oil there is, means all you have to do is simply start cutting it with something, say like fentanyl or baking soda
>>61971243He's talking about seeing the force of economics at work. Not what ever tribalism your imagining
Mf could have literally done nothing besides close the border. Tighten the budget. And layed off a few feds and been the greatest president ever. It was literally that simple. That's it.
>>61971256Okay
Degenerate here, ran up 1k and won 10k on blackjack at a Injun casino, cashed outgive me 3 stocks that will +25% in 2month
>>61971175>because I’m going to fuck your girl friends.
>>61971256Nations dumping oil reserve is another example of the economic at work...
>>61971262Swing MU earnings with MUU and get that in two days
US and Greek tanker just got kamikaze'd off the coast of Iraq.
>>61971262CNN said "Nvideo" has a target price of 300$
>>61971259That was just a distraction to keep the plebs occupied. He was installed into office to do israel's bidding: everything else was a ruse. Buy the oil dip before it squeezes to $250.
>>61971267But will it be strong enough ? What force will win?
starting to think that guy is trying to put people off buying oil
>Why yes I am buying calls on a 2x leveraged OIL ETF how could you tell?
>>61971276That guy? Donald Trump
>>61971201They know when the shit hits the fan soon. Everyone of these private-credit-leveraged-to-the-tits firms, are gonna immediately max out their lines of credit. And leave the banks bag holding. It’s already happening. Get ready for a smash in the dark money sector. Which is also where the AI buildout was being largely financed.
What CRYPTO can I buy that is affected by this war?No, Bitcoin isn't one.
>>61971278Call your mom instead
>>61971283LINK is unaffected
>>61971283Sell your nfts or what ever and buy a hooker.
wait trump said the war was over wtf
so like, there dumping the strategic reserves to drive the price down.
>>61971288What's my likely ROI on going all-in on hookers?
>>61971289I think there is someone he forgot to ask.
>>61971291You'll hate yourself less then after buying internet money
>>61971290that's what it's for. strategic... uhhh... price downing. not for like emergencies or anything
>>61971173Same fren, same. :3 <3
>>61971289TRUMP: By Epstein’s shoe I will now attack your 40x harder! The was is over though aswell. Ceasefire soon. And the strait is open. No mines. We won. And I’m also moving hundreds of thousands of troops though. And weapons. Which are infinite. But we have to replenish.
US capacity to counter the energy crisis is extremely limited, The Economist reports>Brent crude tested the $120 level on Monday and then corrected to $91 per barrel. This was the result of the market losing 15 million barrels of oil per day because of the conflict in the Middle East, the British The Economist states.>Ships are not entering the Strait of Hormuz because of the risk of coming under fire, and insurance cannot solve the problem. Organizing a military convoy on that scale is practically unrealistic. It would take 2.5 years to clear the tankers accumulated in the Persian Gulf.>The release of strategic reserves by member countries of the International Energy Agency would provide the market with no more than 3 million barrels per day, one fifth of the current deficit.>Russia, and to a lesser extent the United States, could provide growth in alternative supplies. In America, shale oil producers are not eager to increase output. Altogether, this could give the market no more than 4 million barrels of oil per day.>As a result, the outlook for the oil market is threatening. Oil prices could surge to $150 per barrel. Countries will begin massively restricting exports of petroleum products, as China has done, which will lead to an additional spike in their prices, The Economist emphasizes.>We previously reported that, in Bloomberg’s view, the world is standing on the threshold of energy chaos
>>61971300>It would take 2.5 years to clear the tankers accumulated in the Persian Gulf.Is it over?
>>61971231you should check the chart again
inshallah they bomb more tankersI want to see oil at 250$
>>61971305>Is it over?yes.Video/music for this feel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7pckI0-nEM
dubai prostitutes on suicide watch
malaka, its happening
>>61971316whorelocaust
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK How are our oil bears holding up ?
>>61971300>It would take 2.5 years to clear the tankers accumulated in the Persian Gulf.somehow I doubt that is accurate
>>61971289What a lovely day
>>61971321Wouldn't know I'm a OIL BVLL
>>61971292
>>61971110wow the strait is closed and you though oil would go down, are you brain dead?I mean maybe you thought releasing oil reserves and the treasury shorting oil would lower the price, but clearly that failed.
>>61971316crazy to think theres gullible white women getting shit and pissed on in that tower by brownoids
>>61971292Kek
so what's the easiest but also tasty great depression recipe?
>>61971286Yeah cuz it's link
We goin up
>>61971316kek imagine getting shit on by 6 dudes then your room just blows up.
>>61971292:omegaKEK:
>>61971333I have no empathy for any of my fellow countrymen who live in dubai to avoid paying taxes tbdesu
>>61971342New Netflix show for kids.
>>61971331
>>61971338oil cake with all the remaining oil babe
>>61971333You know why Dubai was pushing Dubai chocolate?Because they were trying to hide the Dubai porta-potty of guys shitting on prostitutes.
>>61971339Dat is the joke doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
>>61971333Its not like they do it for free, a few years eating shit and they're set for life.Wagies do it for 40 years.
I'm kinda happy that my oil is pumping but at the same time i'm kinda sad that we're entering a proper global economic meltdown.I don't want to be unemployed, guys.
>>61971360That’s why you have a fully funded emergency fund of 5 years of expenses
>King Cheeto declared himself winner of the Iran kerfuffleLikelyhood of a retardpump tomorrow?
>>61971359sometimes the difference between literally and figuratively is quite large
>>61971063Do you people not do options? Wtf
>USTR Greer: US Initiating Section 301 Investigation Into 16 Trading Partners Including China, Eu, Mexico, Vietnam, India, And JapanMore tariffs to bring down prices in the middle of an oil crisis, brilliant
>>61971367Yes I lose money on options as well
the administration is just going to ruin the country before midterms so there are no midterms, brilliant
I FULL PORTED INTO HGRAF AM I GOING TO MAKE IT SOMEONE ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW
>>61971332Shorts on the market ...oil goes up .market goes down. More money for gas, less for the economy. I have been shorting the spy everyday it's great
>>61971360This right here is the truest of sentiments.
>>61971300Oil logistics and markets are by far the most studied and monitored markets on earth, if that was true oil would be at +150 already.
It's OOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOVER
>>61971363That eould be my shitfolioWelp
>>61971377uhhh no? you got bogged
>>61971367You buy puts on your spy position AND sell covered calls. That's how you make money here
>>61971360It's a small price to pay for breaking free from the tyranny of these kike oligarchs, honestly. Maybe the government can actually represent us for a change instead of a tiny tribe of malevolent long nosed billionaires. Buy the oil dip, we're squeezing to $250.
>>61971376kek
>>61971390>breaking free from the tyranny of these kike oligarchsNot going to happen but we might make a buck
trump can give iran, canada and greenland to smooth this all over
>>61971393AIPAC and their shills in the US are COOKED after this. Buy oil.
>>61971397Give them what? A blow job ? Because I think he's to busy with Bibi
>>61971097I sold at $86 when I woke up in the morning for a 2xFuck me why didn't I buy again
>Oil reaching $93We are reaching $100 by friday
this isn't going to 150it's getting much worse than that
Panic
>>61971310Oh believe me, I've been checking the charts ;) Money just keeps materializing in my account from all the longs that keep hitting :)
(You) did sell right anonsan?
>>61971316Looks like the thing is empty anyways.
>>61971402No, he's slurping on the mutilated jewish penis of one of the Paul brother's at the current moment
good night frens
Will the collapse of the guild state's oil economies precipitate a mass muslim migration to Europe
>>61971417oh shit no wonder its going up nonstop now
>>61971403There's still time anon, this shit isn't getting fixed anytime soon. If anything the desperate release of spr will only add fuel to the fire, too little too late.Iran will get bored sooner than you all think, they have already reduced demands for a ceasefire and have been gaining leverage with the strait closure which makes them happier to come to the table in a position of power.Israel however are insane goblins hellbent on Armageddon to usher in their false messiah the antichrist. So who knows, all I can say is the VIX will be above 30 tomorrow thats free money going long and oil will 100% retest $120 and then in my opinion breakout to $150+ when rampant speculation will drive it to $250 peak.You'll kick yourself for missing oil at $93 the same way you did at $83 this morning and $75 yesterday in that flash dip on fake strait passage news.
When I was 12 i had a plan to buy a decommissioned submarine and use it to sink oil rigs while shorting oil to make enough money to buy a private island where I would teach apes human speech and to fight with guns.I suspect this is where the missing Iranian subs are on their way to do.
I’m so glad I became an oil bro again today. Thank you Jesus.
This is the end of the era of fossil fuels and the start of the era of zero point energy
>missed the oil lottery ticket
>>61971431absolutely BASED and gigachad if true
>>61971433Iran has nothing to offer China and they're not coming to the rescue. Blowing up Iran hurts Russia's war efforts and Europe is happy to be invaded by a foreign guerilla army. Total American Dominance. China will turn on Russia in exchange for Siberia
>>61971440Why did you give up on your dreams anon? I'd be your first mate and bunkmate in the sub uwu :3
>>61971456This is nonsense
>>61971451Imagine watching a horse race at the track.You had a feeling Black Gold would win, as the race begins it pulls ahead of the pack. You can still bet in play on this obvious winner, but because the odds are slightly less and the payout not quite as grand as before, you are missing out on pure easy profit for no reason other than self-flagellation for not being in sooner.
>>61971456reporting is saying iran is still shipping oil to china as we speak
im so glad I kept my position through the nightknew those iranians would make their move then
>>61971333>gullible dumb white simp. You’re the gullible one. White women fuck dogs, browns are a step up
>>61971468stop tempting me to double down
>$94
>>61971470COSCO, China’s state-owned shipping giant, officially suspended all new bookings for the Persian Gulf (excluding Jeddah) on March 4. Since then, their massive VLCC (Very Large Crude Carrier) fleet has been diverted to the Red Sea. These ships are now docking at Yanbu to pick up Saudi crude delivered via the East-West Petroline, which has tripled its capacity to nearly 7 million barrels per day to bypass Hormuz.
>>61971478How will this affect the hot dog price?
>>61971456and doesn't blowing up iran destabilize oil shipping thus raising prices, which in turn would benefit russia since trump lifted sanctions off russia so they're able to sell oil to india at a now higher price, which would help fund their genocide of Ukraine
confession timei bought NBIS puts instead of longing oil>>61971399it is their religion to engulf the world in nuclear hellfire if this comes close to happening
why doesn’t Schwab allow me to trade futures, it doesn’t even allow me to click applydo I really need to have $25k in my account to do it? I’m a measly $4k short
>>61971485I also went short NBIS at $113 lol :3Great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ!
>>61971481its never going down
>>61971486>He doesn't know about HyperLiquid ngmi
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TAILS BRO! I WARNED YOU DAWG!>>61971485Sound like it's time for a preemptive nuclear strike on israel then. Buy oil.
>>61971482Blowing up Iran hinders Russia's supply of shahed drones that they have been heavily relying on in Ukraine. It also gives Ukraine leverage to bargain with their drone warfare expertise in exchange for more advanced US weaponry. It raises the stakes all around. Do you think Russia won't crack first?
>>61971482Yes , ofc
>>61971499Sneed drones are simple as fuck and Russia or China could make them easily if they had too
>oil is (almost) at the price I bought in on FridayIt's over
this investing stuff seems fun, how do I become a stock trader in goymoney without getting assraped by taxes?
>>61971499I think it's more likely Russia intervenes to save Iran, turning this into WW3 proper. This war is insane and retarded. Buy oil before we squeeze to $250.
>chasing oil above $100You people are retardedt. Oil market analystThanks for the donation, morons
>>61971511Russia doesn't have the capacity and no one else will join
>US Pres Trump: We're Going To Look Very Strongly At The StraitsGotta look stronger
>>61971512>I'm an oil market analyst and I think the biggest supply shock in history is a nothingburgerokay bro
>PATHI guess double beats and raised guidance are bearish now.
uuuuh why is oil pumping to 94? Trump just said the war is won (again)
>>61971512I believe you, selling now!
>>61971514bullish for PL
>>61971512>the largest oil supply disruption ever means it should be lower than three years agoHow's bunker life, Moshe? Does the air reek of rotten human shit yet? Oil is squeezing to $250.
>>61971511Russia is busy with their own special operation
>>61971518We have a little more winning to do
>>61971521> Oil is squeezing to $250.Retard
>>61971477Why would Trump even care if oil went up? What's the worst that can happen, people vote Dem again in 2028 and we see higher highs like 2022? Not like he can run for re-election anyway.
>>61971512what's the analysis
So when this is over are we dipping our balls in oil or will that be like dipping your balls in golf?
>>61971527If he loses the legislative he loses most of his political capital
>>61971527It's very likely he will get impeached (and convicted) if he loses the midterms. There have been too many cohencidences and shenanigans. Buy oil.>>61971525Explain why an oil shock would make the price go down. Protip: you can't because you're a kike LARPer. Go catch a missile strike.
>>61971529His analysis is right here>>61971525>t. Oil analyst who won't post his shortKill yourself you dogshit eating larping aids faggot
>>61971529Retail shouldn’t touch oilYou are too dumb to understand
>>61971412Well .that's the last of em. All terminals in hormuz except khark are closed. Doesn't matter if it's open or not..there nobody loading oil
>>61971541Post short Oil Analyst or your family wakes up with a flesh eating bacteria in their colons tomorrow
>>61971541I'm smart enough to see a closed pool
>>61971541
STOP THE COUNT
>>61971525Yeah these retail suckahs dont know shit. (we're going to $400).(My name initials are J. D. btw)
>>61971527breh if oil goes up and stays up they'll blow his fucking brains out
KOSPI circuit breakers today?
>>61971541Can you go do jumping jacks next to the nearest iron dome launcher? We're out of radars, so we need you to let us know if it gets blown up. Buy oil.
>>61971547you can have this version where i removed the watermarks, over 10000 hours in mspaint
>>61971316I'm already laughing at the incoming housing prices freefaling in that shithole.The best part? how those fucking tax evasion youtube eceleb influencfucks will have to sell their turd at the worst possible timeGOD there is actual retribution. Each passing day I love Iran more and more.
>>61971533Republicans in Congress and even the Supreme Court already vote against him nearly every single time. Hell Mamdani has been more hospitable than guys like Massie and that dude larps as a Socialist. Republicans never do anything worthwhile in power, hence why tend to lose it so quickly.>>61971536>impeachedI though they did that twice already but yeah I put $10k in USO calls right before the end of day today so I'm feeling good. The market still acts like this is going to end tomorrow.
>>61971527because I am the first one every time he posts writing mean comments until he ends the war. usually first 20.he's definitely seen at least 1
>>61971527At this point it is about his legacy. Trump will be remembered for his second term. He doesn't want to be remembered as the guy who nuked the global economy or led his party into getting slaughtered in races they should be safe in.
>>61971536That's what everyone said last week before it crashed to 85
>$93
>>61971499I don't think iran supplies russia with drones anymore, they moved their manufacturing to deep inside russia, there's videos confirming this with interviews from the young people assembling the drones. Russia is even upgrading shaheds which they now call Geran's with radar resistant black coatings and versions with jet engines to be able to fly faster and higherI think america has sold Ukraine out and any kind of exchange for Ukrainian anti shahed/geran drones would be a bilateral agreement between the arab states and Ukraine showing the most benefit, while the least benefit would be between Ukraine and america since this current u.s. administration is backhanded and treasonous with how they want to publicly seen as still supporting Ukraine while also publicly humiliating them, while behind the scenes they do russia's bidding
>>61971567legacy lmao.the Cathedral came (this) close to locking him up.Hes a populist, he only gets to stay free so long as he has mass supportif he goes to bush levels they'll throw his ass in jail for some invented charge, along with his family members.
>>61971571> behind the scenes they do russia's biddingstopped reading right thereextreme tds
Talk me out of going long again. Down to my last 5k. I already got burned buying at 105. Swore I'd never touch leveraged ETFs again. But this could be the one. Is this what a gambling addiction feels like? I'm scared
>>61971557wowi'll take three
>>61971568Moshe, I want you to do me a favor and stand next to a high value military target. Buy oil before we squeeze to $250.
>>61971573Trump is politically immune. Nothing will ever happen to him in a court that sticks.
Are EWY puts an even better way to long oil?
>>61971574>stopped reading there Me too since that was the last sentence
>>61971574Admitting you read the whole thingthe trump administration lifted sanctions so american companies can sell electronics we see turn up in russia's ballistic missiles and they lifted sanctions so russia can legally sell oil to india
>"Oh wow oil is about to hit $93">Instantly shoots up to $94 What are the chances it will hit $95-97 today?
>>61971584lel
>Al-Fartousi: Iraqi oil ports have completely stopped operating, while commercial ports continue to operate.
>>61971581while he has (and he did have) the support of probaly 60% of america who would chimp out and start a civil war.again if that falls to bush levels, he'll get the themistocles treatment.
BTW somehow , in the middle of this shit storm, the Trump admin still has time to push forward the new tariffs.
Brent shot up to $98.50 just now
>>61971597>Bobo in control
The entire>muh Trump/Russia collusionthing happened because someone in the CIA knew he was being blackmailed by Epstein and the israeli government, but they didn't want it to get dismissed as a heckin antisemitic conspiracy theory, so they replaced israel with Russia in the accusations. It turns out that this was a serious tactical mistake because the Russia allegations weren't as credible while there was a clear paper trail for the israeli blackmail. All of this means that you should buy oil before we squeeze to $250.
https://x.com/bonzerbarry/status/2031868853307703757Holy fucking KINO
>>61971604Hate to tell you but they all work for Israel
I'm not gonna do it. It can just dump again for whatever random reason. Not betting my life savings on a Trump tweet again.
Brent $99
oil barons what's our next play?
>>61971585> they lifted sanctions so russia can legally sell oil to indianot what happened, India didn't ask
>>61971316Honestly if you find yourself getting literally shit on by Muslims for a living it's probably a mercy at that point
>>61971456Zeihan brainlet-school enjoyer over here.
SOMEONE TELL ME IF IM GOING TO MAKE MONEYON HGRAF IM SCARED ITS MY LIFE SAVINGS AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61971613Correct but it was directly caused by the pool closing
>>61971622rip
>>61971610Was tun, wenn's brent €100?
>its not going down>its not going down>its just going to drill right through
brazilian oil companies are doing well
>>61971613Doesn't matter, if you were here on Sunday night when oil spiked to 120 a barrel, the russian shills were openly celebrating in the threadwill they get 120 a barrel probably not, but it's a helluva lot better than what they were getting at the lowest point
Why is XOM popping
hey if you don't like the bill, ask for Stan or Mike
>>61971632It's even better for American companies that unlock profitable production over 100. Russia helped the least >>61971628PBR is printing cash rn
>>61971609what's he going to say? he already pulled out the "war is over" carddoubt people will believe him again
What time is it in murica? The Fed have probably gone to bed and retail is panicking. They will put out the fire with another short tomorrow.
I'm laughing at how these fucktards thought they could suppress oil, PHYSICAL oil, with lies and paper shorting.I'm genuinely laughing right now.And they deserve everything they'll get for playing this dangerous game of making the markets completely dysfunctional.
Another oil tanker (3rd) was just attacked with a suicide drone boat
>>61971638ROA #34
>>61971641Killed the new Ayatollah? More Russian gas?
>>61971646What is Iran doing? Are they just hitting everything in the fucking Gulf, even sitting ships?
>>61971641go through the strait himself in a mega yacht
>>61971652>More Russian gas?This is the only card they have left and we will probably see it this week
>>61971646>Strait of Hormuz 2027
>>61971646Based, so they learned from the based UkiesIt's, unironically and univocally, over. Shit like this will soon enough be common sight every single day. If they could win with no navy while being in a worst state at the time, Iran will pull it off as well.
>>619713651%
>>61971622>He put his life savings in HGRAF>A pre-revenue meme company that has gone up over 3,000% in a year>CEO is a blonde instathot >PRE-REVENUE - they don't make any money, at all. None.Yeah lol you'll be fine champ. Biggest reddit ponzi pump and dump I've ever seen, and I own GRRR!
>>61971659Why did characters living in a gas shortage burn so much gas?
>>61971656pool's closed
>>61971668conspicuous consumption
>>61971656Yes, that's the plan. By endangering shipping they can further poooomp the price of oil.
>>61971649Return on assets? Rule 34?
>>61971656They’re desperate and dying. We’ve gone from “infinite” missles, to “infinite” drones, to 12 sea mines and finally manned “Allahu Akbar” boats. I don’t think they care anymore.
>>61971680>>61971680>>61971680
>>61971666pleasebefudpleasebefudpleasebefud
>>61971678>Rule of Acquisition #34 : War is good for business
>>61971656hit the fucking pipeline already
>>61971622>he fomoed yesterday anon i...
>>61971481>dog*SAUCE
>>61971693I have been enlightened thank you
What's our verdict about ETF, again? Is it better to stock pick or what?
firefly successful rocket launch. my bags are up 6% ! major win! dump tomorrow? (let us, forthwith, go)
>>61971792Depends on the stockDepends on the ETF
