robber baron edition>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/>>61980670
Beach of hormus
65 IQ here is this bullish?
>>61981400
boots in the water
Straight af homos
>>61981420Means you are winning the war
frens how do i get through the weekend without thinking about the monday gapdown and my future wealth that is coming to me in a few short days? i need to live my live but im just gonna be glued to weekend cfds
> futures
SoooooIs Polymarket fun?How can i access?I need a weekend fix.
>>61981420
>>61981427 too early to buy the miners dip thats comming and not too late to jump into oil
>>61981420>Thank you for your service, goyKek. Mutts are fucked. Them getting sent to the bottom of the strait can't come soon enough.
>>61981422
everyone is saying monday will be red which means it will be green.
>>61981420grim
>footas
>>61981447we love a lil oil shock
I sold my USO calls at ~7% loss because I was too afraid to hold over the weekend. I think it was the right call. I won't regret it even if they print next week. I should have just shorted SPY instead though, I do regret not doing that.
>>61981450Trump usually tweets his dumb shit over the weekend, and corrects it during the week.
>>61981450you are gonna miss the biggest gapdown of the year sunday night... rip
>>61981454dump said a lot of stupid shit this week and the markets are finally over it, you cant tweet your way out of this >>61981447
>Among the devices recovered from the Supreme Leader's personal quarters was a tablet registered to a pseudonymous account with an extensive viewing history on Kick, the American livestreaming platform. The account's most-watched content, logged over a period of approximately fourteen months, belonged almost entirely to Braden Peters — the American influencer known online as Clavicular.Bullish or bearish for the war in Iran?https://tehrandispatch.com/article-supreme-leader-looksmaxxing
Why the fuck are physical barrels trading at 140 and futures are 100
I find it so odd how little information is coming out from this war? How many people are wounded? What are objectives? What's aim and goal for a win in this war. Gas is 4 a gallon , companies in east Asia are cutting contracts and flight prices are tripling but no one can answer these questions.
>>61981462information blackout has become standard procedure because of hohols and ivans getting artillery'd from tiktoks
>>61981460Jews, and the treasury manipulating the futures market.
>>61981460There seems to be an even more dire shortage of sour crude specifically than oil in general
>>61981459>https://tehrandispatch.com/article-supreme-leader-looksmaxxinglooks like a bababooey situation to me
I just boughted $100,000 UCO. What am I in for?
>>61981132+4.4 poo cent todayPrepared for hijinks and tomfoolery over the weekend
>>61981464Just find it so odd how little we actually know about anything.
>>61981460
>>61981469Big green candles over the weekend.
>>61981460It means we gap up when futures open Sunday
>>61981474and then crash before US markets open, like last weekend
>>61981469Valhala
Bros I'm getting heemed I fucking lost a comma.
>>61981459Nevermind, this entire site was made for this joke, wasn't it?> no entries on wayback machine> no articles before jan of this year
>>61981485here you go,
>>61981477Game is game, depends if the treasury is going to open more bullshit futures contracts to manipulate the market again. You can always trade pre-market too my guy.
>>61981462Can't upset the masses. Feel bad for the poor that had no other option but to join the military. Hope everyone bought the HGRAF bottom.
Is trump gonna dump oil 39 dollars by Monday?
>>61981489>the treasury position blows up at a massive historical loss
>>61981491They are way too heavily invested in AI tech stocks. Good one bobo.
>>61981460Israel keeps futures low
>>61981460Jews
>>61981476Can't Fucking Wait. Feel like I'm a birthday boy turning 14 again and about to receive my Nintendo 64.
>>61981495yes
>>61981491Was the poverty draft the plan all along?
>>61981495How about 39 tweets instead?
>>61981420Jokes asideThere was one anon one or two weeks ago who was beating his chest when he kept asking >but in the last 24 months when did american soldiers die in iraq?Yea nigga now its here What now
>>61981476nah we gape down
>>61981506Biggest top signal I’ve ever seen
>bought Hgraf above $8hoping for a miracle come Monday
>>61981420BUT THE DOW IS UNDER 50000!
>>61981460Jews, unironically."Let the goyim deal with the real world"
>>61981514Bigger than Pam Bondi’s “Dow at 50k”?
another day of destruction by the orange turd
>>61981420>dow jones killed in actionits joever
Finally. With the price of oil going up I can open my dream 19th century factory running on steam powered turbines. Complete with the brick aesthetic, low light, and big nasty iron machinery. Bezos can be jealous of my kino factory where I let my workers wear aesthetic 19th century clothes and have real team spirit not fruityass robots and c*mputers.
In all seriousness futures contracts are a contract for the future. Just because the spot rate is X doesn’t mean the price of futures contracts Y months from now = X
> Under the latest tax laws, such a threshold has been drastically reduced to $5000 in 2024 and $2500 in 2025. The plan for 2026 is that if an individual receives $600 or more in payments through eBay, the platform is required to issue a Form 1099-K and report all the earnings to the IRS.Oct 15, 2025Made 62 bucks so far. I'm gonna have to..... not make more than 550 I guess.
How bullish is this pattern?
>>61981485I lost $65k
>>61981526Make sure you have none of that gay "safety" too. If a man can't risk getting eviscerated by a heavy machine then it ain't real.
>>61981523his name was Dow Jones...
>>61981526Ah yes the factories on the other side of the ganghes river...
>>61981420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0
>Long queues at gas stations in China, as gas prices are expected to risehuge if big
>ignore all things money related until jew war calms down>come back and it's like nothing happenedthis is the only winning move
>>61981548The EV car sales will fix this
>>61981551Depends on how infinite the american money really is.
>>61981565biz sells doom and gloom 247 365 since it's inception to shill u crypto bags
>>61981533look at these abandoned places. Imagine what we could do with high oil prices putting them back into work. Post up some steam engines, scary old style factory equipment, dim lighting. All those misbehaving ipad kids can sign up to work in the textile biz and die of lung cancer like their ancestors. No more digital social media cancer. Zuck the reptileman is done for. Just people living in the moment smoking cigars and working the mills. No more data centers no more dumb AI. FAGMAN goes to zero.
>>61981523the Mr. Dow Jones like Epstein list Dow Jones? or another one?
>>61981526Can I come and grease your nipples?
Imagine another evergreen ever grande clogging
>>61981551this. 100% vym, 2.8 yield. people don't stop going to home Depot during middle east wars
You DID sell the exit pump today....right anon?
>>61981582yeah but im kind of regretting itwe'll see
long dated 25 delta XLF puts are jaw droppingly cheapor should i say were
>>61981420The dead 20 year old looks like the zoomer wojak
>buy 3x oil >it's up less than oil itselfThis is a scam>>61981577It would be an horrible time for the Houthis to do their thing
This war has several long term economic consequences already>Massive war risk discount on gulf assets (not just oil & gas but real estate, infrastructure, etc.)>Investment flows from gulf countries will go to repairing their country instead of meme tech shit>North American oil & gas flows will hit max capacity, probably get new expansion/investment>Fuel shortages will cause decarbonization of electricity and transportation to speed up>Higher bond yields will worsen most government fiscal positions>Fertilizer shortages will lead to high food costs and probably famine in the poorest countries
>>61981591it's fine. once we get rich off oil and wheat I'm flying to dubai for $100 and staying at a 5 star hotel for only $9 a night to bang some asian whores.
>>61981590>It would be an horrible time for the Houthis to do their thingI'm sure its one of the cards Iran might try to play if they want to escalate the economic damage
Quick reminder there's still 400Kg of enriched Uranium roaming free in the nature, in the hands of people that unleashed their samson option, and have nothing left to lose
>>61981581>vymnot a bad play. barely blipped on massive '22 downturn
>>61981590you think houthis still have capability? they were taken care of long ago
>>61981577Kek. That would be biblical rn.
>>61981590pleasepleasepleasenot before i fill up a couple gas cans though
>>61981594>Asian whoresI'm going to binge tacobell and arbys and shit on so many white women.
>>61981590Which 3x oil did you buy?
>>61981577Iran can just blow up that pipeline
>>61981598we coincidentaly bailed a week after an f/a-18 "fell off the deck" of the harry trumanthey may be dead, but i don't think so. we would have had at least a dozen victory accomplished parades
>>61981596If they strap it to a missile and fire it at Jerusalem will the Jews return to Germany?That could be fun.
>>61981596I watched Peter Zion and he said one of Iran's hypothetical retaliations would be to smuggle some kind of nuclear bomb into New York or Houston. He mentioned those specifically because I guess the cargo is not screened before being unloaded onto land
>MU
>>61981548why are people doing that? what kind of money do they expect to save? even with an 50% increase its just peanuts. these kind of people worry about that kind of shit but dont bother with saving/investing. idgi
>>61981591>(not just oil & gas but real estate, infrastructure, etc.)how to slurp?
>my oil shortI hope you´re happy retards, i am financially ruined, fuck YOU. I will never s´trust you retards again.
>>61981606imagine the big green dildo on the oil chart if they did
>>61981610Why the fuck would they go in Germany when they have another country they own to go to?
>>61981577vrrrrrrrrr vrrrrrrrrrr*laugh in Shahed*
>>61981610nah. we have a really high amount of sand niggers here. attacks on jews in the last 10 years increased by a lot especially in bigger cities. state media likes to portrait that as nazi attacks but its mostly muslims attacking jews. I doubt they want to live here.
>>61981620Do you think Iran has the capacity to blow up the Suez canal?
>>61981631Just takes one ship to block the whole thing
>finally back to where i started for this yearI'm tired of round tripping
>>61981627i wish both groups would skedaddle out of our country, financially speaking
>>61981631Load a container full of tnt and a GPS and ship it. Set it off when it's in the locks. You've got a decent roadblock right there.
I do wonder how the Shias are doing considering what's going on over there
Yeah this isn't ending any time soon lol
>>61981631capacity is limited to that pipeline anyway so its not that much of a factor, but it releases some from the region, without it, it is all cut offas for the canal itself... well its worth a shot, they should go for it
>>61981643Kek
there is a non insignificant chance bitcoin never goes above 74k again
>>61981631>Turn off GPS>Send a tanker from shadow fleet through>Make a sharp turn while inside>Evergreen situation again>Saudi crude now has to get picked up through Bab Al-Mandab>Activate the Houthis
Anyone in area have any idea what could be happening? Some of you live in dmv right?
>>61981643Do the people reading this think the strait is some kind of dock or something
>>61981644Bab Al-Mandab looks like it could also be blown up but it might be too wide to clog.The Suez canal is way too thin though, so you could easily destroy it to clog it and prevent anything from passing through.
>>61981636I know that feel. This year has been brutal so far because the market is crabbing hard.
humiliation ritualhttps://x.com/USDOL/status/2032514777663021439
>(Bloomberg) -- S&P Dow Jones Indices LLC is considering changes to rules governing how companies join the S&P 500 Index, a move that would potentially fast-track SpaceX’s entry after its IPO, people familiar with the matter said.>The rule change could mean that billionaire Elon Musk’s space transportation and satellite company would see a wave of billions of dollars in forced buying. Funds that track the index must buy newly added stocks, and roughly $24 trillion is tied to the S&P 500, according to Bloomberg Intelligencelmao indexfags are gonna be forced to baghold spaceX against their will
>>61981631As the Ukies what you can do with a container.
>>61981653They can block you that's all that matters
>>61981658This is why you should hold the total market index and not just the arbitrary S&P500.Imagine not having SpaceX in your portfolio because some old farts decided not to.
>>61981654China has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
>>61981657What a joke
>>61981643kek BRICS copium
>>61981657When your government dabs on you
>"Iran is considering allowing a limited number of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz only if cargo is traded in Chinese yuan," - CNN.
>>61981655Well Yemen can get involved with the Houthis right on that corner... they managed to cause some pain with limited resource a while backThe Saudis fucked up Sudan and had to retreat due to whats going on, ships have to pass that too on the way to the terminal unless coming from the northnot sure what Sudan has to offer though to cause disruption
>>61981668imagine owning spacex when these glowniggers are the ones creating the perfect conditions for a kessler cascade
>>61981652Sorry. I farded.
China is currently in a standoff with Australia over iron ore, and has halted purchases from BHP until the Aussies accept payment in RMB.They really want to force this crap down people's throats.All Chinese state entities are being forced to promote "cross-border RMB". That's a CCP term so it shows up everywhere. Even when it's two domestic companies doing business with each other.It just means setting up a subsidiary in Hong Kong, sending money there, and then routing it back to the mainland. Cross border retardation.
>>61981660Has to be one of the best military operations in history.
I've had an isp email since 2012. After a corporate takeover of said isp I decided it's time to jump ship. I did not anticipate how much of a pain it is to change my email on every single account tied to it. There's like 30 different ones.
>>61981690Probably the stupidest, Russia had every right to nuke Ukraine to the stone age.
WHY ISNT IT CRASHING
>Its reallol
>>61981697Yet they didn't. So it wasn't.So shut the fuck up.
>>61981698gotta wait two more weeks
>>61981687>It just means setting up a subsidiary in Hong Kong, sending money there, and then routing it back to the mainland. Cross border retardation.You do realize this is how it currently works? It's just that everything is routed through New York
>>61981652Oh shit I used to work near BWI
>>61981698the market has never crashed because of middle east conflict and resulting seismograph oil prices in the uncertainty. ever. really. not once.
>>61981709We've never been this globalised in any previous middle eastern major conflagrations. This is a big one.
>>61981607sorry this isn't stocks related but i feel you need to hear this. the saudis took over and bombed the houthis into oblivion for us. sorry if al-Jazeera didn't tell you.
I found this chart interesting, because we are still very, very early on the timeline.Korea and Japan are still scheduled to receive Hormuz-loaded barrels until like early-mid April.Even if Hormuz reopened today, deliveries would commence where the grey line starts.Every day Hormuz does not reopen, the grey area is moved one step further to the right, creating a massive number of "missing barrels".It's bad.
>>61981713>it's different this time
>>61981709If you think about it, almost every market crash was kicked off due to high energy prices.>but much covidRetarded governments shut down the country over the flu.
>>61981636if you have mid six figures why in hell would you ever accept a 50% drop. just buy boomer dividend stocks. i have a similar account size and i realized 120k of gains last year.
>>61981713its not a big deal, theres another strait on the other side of saudi arabia, it was there the entire time, mission accomplished problem solved, that friday feeling when wages go up and prices come down
My friend told me to short JNK what’s the /smg/ thought on this
>>61981726the rest of the world is not gonna like it if they find out were now trying to rig the global economic systemthis is where ww3 will be fought, in futures markets
People who downplayed the war and how long it will last have been utterly BTFO, market is in complete denial because we're in a bubble but this war will pop it
>>61981698>>61981460It should be very, very obvious that oil is going to spike like crazy next week
>>61981726US intentionally manipulating markets is so funny to me
>>61981732when money is something to create out of nothing at any time, it is pretty funny to use it to btfo oil longs yes
>>61981719My daughter is older than those girls. Yes, this time it is different. Look at how Iran is lashing out. Look at the idiots in the white house. Look at the fracturing of NATO.Look at the Chinese sitting on the global manufacturing base.Look at Russia in decline. We are watching china take over from America as global superpower. It's been coming for a long time.America lost the minute they offshored industry. This is just the warm up to a full on America/china showdown.
>>61981735To live in a designer's world, just change your perspective
i like how the indices are just bleeding up since futes market closed
>>61981731It fucking better or I'm right up shite creek with only my dick as a paddle and it doesn't displace much.
>>61981687>Since late 2025, BHP has been settling roughly 30% of its spot trades in RMB.That has been well underway for a few years. Has Australia stopped paying in RMB?
>>61981731I hope so. 25% of my portfolio should easily be able to double in a market crash, which I can then sell to buy even more cheapies.
>>61981726In theory it could work if the prices resolve themselves by contract expiration but it’s too big of a mess now.
>>61981736is she hot?
I FUCKING DID IT LADS I PURCHASED MORE HGRAF AT THE BOTTOM. ONLY 6K WORTH, BUT I DID IT, I NOW AM SITTING AROUND 102K TOTAL INVESTED, ALTHOUGH I AM DOWN ROUGHLY 9% ON THAT OVERALL
>>61981577evergreen + houthis and I join the jihad myself
>>61981657Guy will go down as one of the worst presidents in history
>>6198173099% of people know war just from what the media says and what Hollywood shows. Currently the situation is that America very clearly cannot stop Iran from disrupting the global oil market without boots on the ground. But boots on the ground will be a massive political cluster fuck. More so than it already is. And to top it all off we're currently in the middle of a doctrine change like we saw in Ukraine. All our fancy carriers and missiles does jack shit to stop Iran from launching thousands of cheap ass drones
>>61981747>Late 2025>A few yearsChina only started doing it late last year, this has been going on for months, they also want to use a different benchmark for the price of iron ore which will make it cheaper
>>61981754You did what?
>>61981652Any airport with tons of uppity diversity nigs is imploding
>>61981756he's been the worst in history since last april, not even close
>>61981729rest of the world already knows itthere's a video of a russian oligarch talking about how the US is going allow corporate stablecoins to collaterize treasury debt unauditied to erase the US debt
>>61981643Well no, the prez has got himself into quite a pickle.He can't actually use the destroyers as escorts because he knows via ukraine that it is absolutely possible for cheap autonomous boats/subs/etc to sink modern naval vessels.Think of the result of that.On the one hand he'd have the faces of the 256 sailors on every newspaper and website in America with all the 3/4 people who didn't support the war calling for impeachment.On the other hand those who currently support the war would go absolutely ape.They would call any sort of deal that ends this thing on a reasonable, no financially apocalyptic timeline treason and cowardly surrender. And yet he needs those ships in play (solo) to actually move volume - and yet if he loses a single one its a short path to him ending up probably in jail at the hands of all the deep-staters/establishment he's wronged.Quite the pickle, like I said.
>>61981736>it's different this time
>>61981764>the US is going allow corporate stablecoins to collaterize treasury debt unauditied to erase the US debtThat's the day I pack my hiking shit and head for the mountains.
>>61981756The chinese are amicably participating in the rise of the new bi-polar world order and theyre going to help Trump win
>>61981772why not just debtmax until then and enjoy being a decent goy?
/pol/ is memeing that Netanyahu might be dead. I have a feeling this weekend will be crazy.
I called $100 oil this morningI am calling $120 oil MondayBeware the Ides of March young smiggers.
>>61981781you have to go back
>>61981721I thought I had a fairly foolproof automated strategy and kinda stopped paying attention while I was moving, so I got fucked by the Kevin Warsh nomination crash.Also, I'm not stopping until I hit generational wealth (at least 10mil in today's dollar value).I already have a job that can easily pay for my shit
Who is going short oil and whyI'm talking about retail, not institutional
When will HGRAF go back to $8?
>>61981782I seen many a cocky tripfag make bold claims only to be never seen again
>>61981771Yes. Americas military is prehistoric by modern standards. Ukraine is sending sea drones that launch fpvs or AA missiles. They've shit down jets and helicopters, sunk flagships and flattened oil rigs without leaving home. They've demolished the entire soviet stockpile of artillery, tanks and troop carriers. From a desk. They've crippled pipelines, docks, refineries, factories and headquarters, from their bedrooms.They took out a chunk of the strategic bomber fleet with a ruse and crippled Kerch bridge with an arctic truck. America isn't ready for modern war. Yet it just entered a doozy voluntarily.Thankfully the sand niggers aren't Ukrainians. Still. America is going to see significant losses if they proceed. Which they will because their leader is an egotistical idiot. I'd bet money on them losing a carrier before this is over.
>>61981775I have zero debt.
>>61981788My entire account is short USO.I sold every asset I had and bought $70 puts expiring next Friday.
>>61981758Honestly the more I've thought about it, the more I think this war is a solid play by the US, despite my general hatred of drumpfgh. Two major reasons, the first one I believe we've achieved already, and the second is a major gamble. The first is stopping their nuclear program. The initial strikes on Iran makes it clear how much of an irrational actor they are, they are mad dogs that attacked countries that were ostensibly their allies, or at least ranged politically neutral to friendly with, for no real reason in a crazy lash-out. If they ever got working nukes there's no telling when they would've tried launching them at the US, or anyone else for that matter. We've set their nuclear program back, hopefully decades, so we've achieved one victory.The second being the strait of Hormuz. If we were able to completely control the strait, imo we would go back to solidly being the world superpower, no question about it. We would effectively neuter china, and it would be one of the defining moments of the century. It's a gamble because there seems to be a real chance we aren't able to take the strait and install a government amenable to the US in Iran, but with boots on the ground those chances go up a lot. We have stopped the policy of 'speak softly and carry a big stick', and gone to 'scream and yell and smash the stick on the ground every chance we get', which emulates Russia and what Putin has wanted to do, but we actually have the manpower to do so. It'll change the dynamics of how the world sees the US forever, but we are probably strong enough to say 'fuck you' to other countries opinions of us, they'll have to ally themselves to us anyway because we are the undisputed #1. >>61981760I SAID I DO NOT REGRET MY PURCHASE OF HGRAF THE OTHER DAY, DESPITE LOSING MONEY, AND IN FACT I HAVE PURCHASED MORE OF IT BECAUSE I SEE THE VISION
>>61981764wont work because rest of the world will just abandon crypto, and in fact already is en masse
>>61981796how many tens of dollars is your account
What was your favorite poem?
>>61981804I ain't sillyAin't no dumb nigga, are you dumb, nigga?Are you stayin' with the pump, nigga?Fuck is up, nigga?Is you mad? You's a fuck niggaI don't trust niggasScum Gang, chew 'em up, niggaWe don't fuck witchaOkay, my blood gang, 30 bangScum GangBig choppa, big thangLet your nuts hang
>>61981795it's literally free money
>>61981758you're so worried about the politics babe. it's the right thing to do strategically. so far at least. if you wanted this to hurt the democrats, you should have scoped the geopolitical situation better and voted for kamala, then this would be on her hands.i'm half-kidding of course babe. i know why you're worried about opinion polls so much, you're not just a nazi you're kinda machiavellian. we'll fix all that together babygirl.basically though i wanna send a big "don't worry kitten" your way. you're catastrophizing and panicking. on the other side of this is something better.
>>61981462On top of the blackouts, the OSINT space is literally drowning in ai slop as the iranian government pumps that shit out on an industrial scaleThis will likely become SOP for non western regimes in the future, as it is extremely effective at keeping everyone except whatever military is attacking you in the dark as to the progress of the war
>>61981795debt is kinda nice. you can buy pre inflation while shits cheap then pay low interest rates while making a modest 50% a year in mag7. bankers make crumbs while you save money.
>>61981801Enough to lose an amount that would buy a car if wrong, enough to be set for life if right.
>>61981800the rest of the world may not have a choice if they want american products. Who benefits the most from oil at 120 babe think about it logically, not with your girl brain
So what can one bitcoin buy me in dubai now
>>61981819I love your posts
>>61981420yo thats fuked up
>>61981797
>>61981832thanks doll
>the slopaganda never stops
>>61981797>he initial strikes on Iran makes it clear how much of an irrational actor they are, they are mad dogs that attacked countries that were ostensibly their allies, or at least ranged politically neutral to friendly with, for no real reason in a crazy lash-out.Attacking countries that host US military bases isn't irrational. The gulf countries are not neutral.
>>61981827>>61981812Debts fine until you're trapped by it. I learned that the hard way in my first divorce.
>>61981845just don't pay it lolthere's no debtors prisonI hope to bankrupt a small regional bank with my death.
Trump just bombed Kharg Island, aka the processing facility for Iranian oil. He's saying only military targets were hit, but if he's trying to use it as a bargaining chip, expect this to progress for many more weeks.
>>61981855>just don't pay it lolI didn't but it fucked me for a long time.
Kharg just got struckHe's attempting to use it to bargain for the strait OIL going haywire on Hyperliquid
>>61981820Proof?
>>61981529what you want to do is structure. i have like 8 different ebay accounts as a NEET now and im gonna get up to 20. i did this after realizing that they report based on each account as a separate entity not your SSN even if its the same one you used on all acounts since i never got 1099s for my rando aounts that i only made like $100 on that year. theyll probably fix this evnetually and it would be easy to do but for now its a gaping loophole that im exploiting. make more accounts to avoid kike theft
>>61981861So they attack irans oil then they hit gcc oil and keep blockading it. Trump won't do it
>Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif traveled to Jeddah where he met Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, according to a statement from Sharif’s office. Sharif said Pakistan would “always stand firmly with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and strive for their mutual desire for peace in the region,” the statement said. >The visit came a day after Sharif spoke with Iran’s president about the deteriorating situation in the Middle East. Iran has been pummeling Gulf nations, including Saudi Arabia, with waves of missile strikes in response to its war with Israel and the US, pushing up oil prices and disrupting global energy supply chains.>On Wednesday, Sharif’s spokesman, Mosharraf Zaidi, said in an interview with Bloomberg TV that there was “no question” Pakistan would come to Saudi Arabia’s aid, “no matter what and no matter when.” >“The real question is what is Pakistan doing to make sure things don’t come to a point where any of its closest partners are further embroiled in a conflict that could potentially undermine stability and prosperity in the region,” he added.>Also present at Thursday’s meeting in Saudi Arabia was Pakistan’s top military leader, Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, as well as Foreign Minister Mohammad Ishaq Dar, the prime minister’s office said.>The visit to Saudi Arabia followed a phone call between Sharif and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian on Wednesday, in another sign of back-channel talks to find a resolution to the conflict. Pezeshkian said Wednesday one of the conditions for a ceasefire would be “guarantees against future aggression” and that he’d relayed that message to leaders of Russia and Pakistan. >In his phone call with Pezeshkian, Sharif “expressed hope Iran would enjoy peace, stability, dignity and prosperity in the years ahead,” Andrabi said. tl;dr due to America's inability to resolve the situation and to protect the Gulf states, they are now moving to other solutionsBrilliant, very good move from this clown administration.
Will oil be up or down monday? Place your votes now
>>61981861awesomeI am rooting for the irannies to never give up
>>61981828i hope u are right because then i will be right too
>>61981758Boots on the ground is also most likely impossible to even do given that all forces would be getting pummeled by missiles and drones. Doing Desert Storm or Normandy style operations would mean your guys would be getting absolutely wrecked while they're just preparing to invade or establishing their presence on the coast. And then there's the issue that the US doesn't even have the basic infantry numbers needed for either.
>>61981861PAHMP EEET
>>619818014 (and that's terrible)
>>61981861define haywire
Oil.
Remember when one ounce of silver could have bought you one barrel?
Chudbros, did something... finally happen? Can we stop tapping the sign?
>>61981876It was inevitable with the Saudis never recognizing Israel. This puts the House of Saud under Pakistan's nuclear umbrella and there's rumours of including Turkeysucks to live on that continent eh
This is becoming Vietnam, if Vietnam could actually nuke us back (economically)
>>61981612thats the last thing iran would want to do beacuse it would galvanize the entire ameriacn population to do total war and ground invasion. of course its the first thing israel would want to do which is why kikes are gonna false flag 9/11 us again
>>61981887nothing happens until the treasury short gets squeezed
>>61981871Oh and I can use that to evade the sellers who blocked me.
total bobotard draft
>>61981884It wicked 0.5% in both directions about 5 times on the news
>>61981726I can't wait until these retards get shot-squeezed. As stated here >>61981465it will be biblical.>You can't win against the treasuryJust fucking watch me.
>>61981845just don't pay it. I've already been wiped clean twice and currently have an 800 credit score and a 4m port. shits all fake anon.
>>61981898thats not very haywire bro
>>61981885>every military targetyeah we've heard this before>they have nothing left to shoot>we wonimagine walking into this trap... he can't be this fucking stupid to try and take that island, surely someone in that admin can just tell him straight
>>61981861>WE DIDN'T HIT THE OIL JUST THE MILITARY TARGETS I SWEAR>SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T RETALIATE AND BLOW UP THE GCC OIL FACILITIES EVEN MORE
>>61981781I bet he's either dead or will be soon. Killed by an israeli.
>>61981895As a seller I'd simply sell you something then come round and smack you. Selling silver on eBay has built me a large database of potential honey holes around the UK for when times get bad. People are incredibly stupid.
>>61981861>no oil going through>if you don't allow oil through I'm going to bomb the oil so there is no oil to go through1D chess sissies how do we respond?
Quick reminder the treasury is desperate to earn money by any means. Now though degenerate gambling. You know how that ends.
>>61981880Since day 1 of the war, the number of drones and missiles Iran launches per day is down by over 90%.
>>61981631probably not but a progressive ESG minded shipping company with a 5 foot in a mini captain hat certainly has the capacity
>>61981758>>61981880see, it's stuff like this babe. why i tell you all your friends are toxic manipulators and i'm the only one that can help you. not only is that completely inaccurate, iran's capabilities are severely diminished and they can't carry out operations like that, we've got complete air control, they're limited to 1 man guerrilla tactics - but again even if it were true it's the wrong thing to put into your mind. the future is uncertain and you're already panicking, and they just inject more negativity into your mind to make you sicker. it's not comraderie or support babe, it's not good for you. what you need right now is a night out and i wish i could take you somewhere.
>>61981901This is aftermarket PA
>>61981903>he can't be this fucking stupidWhere have you been lad? The man's a walking, talking fucking advert for lobotomies.
>>61981903you got a better idea retard?the objective is to bash iran's stupid face in
>>61981904We didn't hit the oil so please don't buy oil futures. My 3x long over the weekend is looking better by the minute.
>>61981907>1D chess sissies how do we respond?
>>61981912>we've got complete air control,No. You don't.
>futures
>>61981917he is, but there must be someone there with fucking sense pulling their hair out, at least one>>61981921stepping foot on that island is literally the fucking beginning of years of warjust like how bombing Isfahan wasn't the end, despite that being completely out of the question in literally everyones minds before he did it
>>61981940>pulling their hair out, at least oneOnly Rick Scott.
>>61981861If I was them I would publicly counter by saying that if they struck again then Iran would blow the infrastructure on Kharg themselves.“Oh no! Please don’t hit the valuable oil infrastructure you plan to seize and which we have no serious hope of defending!” lol.
>>61981937now what am i meant to look at all day and night?
>>61981912didn't they just shoot down a tanker?
>>61981909>>61981912That 10% remaining is still 10% too much and would all be directed at the ground forces invading the country. That process would also take literal months to carry out just like any large invasion does. And again, the US doesn't have the manpower to even conduct the operation. All those fighter jets and delta teams are cool but they're not capable of actually occupying a country the size of Iran.
>hormuz status: closed>red sea stats: closure loadingHouthis have entered the chat brosThis could be chaos.... long oil chads could be retiring end of next week
>>61981643>>61981643theres still NPCs who havent figured out we are in WW3 right now>>61981892have a look at pic rel
>>61981953pasts
that Friday feeling when everything is fucked
>>61981758have a good weekend. i love you with all my heart. trust me babe.
I can't believe he talked about how he tried dodging the oil. Talk about giving away your weakness. Its so fucking obvious where his fragility lies now.Iran don't need any bigger invitation to hit the Saudi pipeline and qatars massive LNG plant now. Both are easy and indefensible Trump wearing his heart on his sleeve on truth social is the worst thing his admin can allow him to do. He's handing them the war. Next he will be telling what time and place the marines arrive.
>>61981940that war has already started my friend only the Irannies can stop the war now.
>>61981958>long oil chads could be retiring end of next weekTen years early for me. Noice.
>>61981960Kek. The only out is arresting Trump for treason which will also have economic fallout.
Dude he 100% saw someone on fox news say trump should take kharg island and then told his military people to make it happen
>>61981950the Iranians have read Tocqueville, let's hope they've not read Dune
>>61981968Are you really typing all that?
>>61981787nice work but honestly if you want 8 figures just set and forget on dividend aristos, especially if you have solid income. 1mm to 10mm is likely easier than 0-1mm. you've got the money. get off 4chan and enjoy your life :D
>>61981910Was the crew of this ship ever interviewed after this shit as to why they did that pattern before crashing into the canal? I just stopped caring after it got unstuck
>>61981970>only the Irannies can stop the war now.This. So much this. People don't realise how fucking stupid this was.
>>61981968He’s simply playing 5d chessNo more America firstAmerica last (economy standing, aka the 1945 gambit)
Unless the world goes back to normal by Monday, oil is more easy money. Imagine being so caught up in Israeli politics that you can’t recognize an easy market opportunity.
FUCK OILMARINES HE WENT SHORT
>>61981978>Are you really typing all that?Did you really ask? It's fucking there in black and white.
>>61981975Which would be based
>>61981987
>>61981510That was one of the LLMs spewing 500 words a minute in Elonjeetbro speak. Bullish for Nigvidia I guess.>>61981523kek
>>61981983it's fucking funny why wouldn't they do it fuck HR gone do they don't come on the water>>61981974that wouldn't make the Iranians stop
>>61981983I remember reading that it was investigated and they found out those were legitimate maneuvers.
>>61981968It's not like he hasn't already done that, remember the first (unedited) mines one?
the cope in these generals is getting ridiculous. on one hand it's satisfying since it's very easy to make money off dumb people but... seriously you guys need to stop getting your news from al-jizeera. it's embarrassing for you.
>>61981906WellI'm buying Warhammer models from GW sellers on ebay.Which can go for as much as silver, but are probably not worth committing crimes over. So there.
>>61981988I'm in Europe and people drive EVs hereno one is really noticing higher oil prices
>>619819832021 was lit afHonestly every year that goes by I think "the previous year was better". Kinda sucks.
>>61981975mark levinmark levin is his main advisor
>>61981968>Iran don't need any bigger invitation to hit the Saudi pipeline and qatars massive LNG plant now. Both are easy and indefensible IMO what Iran is doing is creating the conditions so that their facilities stop operating rather than totally destroying them. They want to cause economic disruption rather than long term damage. I suspect they want to have a normalization of relations with their regional neighbours at a minimum after the war is settled.
>>61981990Could have been ai slop
>>61981983supposedly it was really windy tand other ships were getting pushed around by the wind in the waiting zone so it was evasive maneuvers to avoid collisions
>>61982001Europe isn’t relevant to anything
>>61981989Forgot my image
BREAKING!!!!!!!!! IRAN MISSILES TAKE OUT 5 OF OUR REFUELING TANKERS ON SAUDI AIR BASE LMAO WHO ARE THE RETARDS WHO THOUGHT THE STRAIT WOULD OPEN IN A FUCKING DAY>>61981958THERES LITERALLY RETADS ITT WHO ARE TRYING TO SHORT OIL LMAO
>>61981994Based, I know someone would remember that
>>61982016>>61982016>>61982016
>>61982004
>>61982000I've sold a few thousand ounces of silver over the last 12 years on eBay. I've learned a lot. Google street view has been amazing. It's mostly people in poor housing that buy it. One in ten roughly have middle class type abodes.
>>61982009Europe is the world's second largest economy
>>61982001SINGLEGAYESTPOASTEVERVEHICLES THAT RELECTRICR GAY
>>61982001Lmao you have no idea are you scandinavian
>>61981958YEEEEEEEEEEEEES>>61981968theatre. epstein files were them testing the waters for the next crisis. completely manufactured, he may or not be a bumbling idiot but it's naive to think this wasn't planned. they are full send attempting to usher in the slave goyciety in the coming quarters. i would say stock up on necessities but it's probably pointless if people aren't collectively willing to accept what is happening and how long they've been getting taken for a ride
>>61982027And will enjoy second order effects of higher oil prices
>>61982021The pretty fucking funny, 0% chance of anything being over upon seizure of that island. el em ay yo
>>61982006Ah. I see. Sorry.
>>61981975Lol trump was talking about taking Kharg island back in 1988. He is the only consistent politician.
>>61982033>i would say stock up on necessitiesI did that in 2008. I was still eating the beans in 2010. I wish I was kidding.
>>61982007What are the chances that those maneuvers resulted in that pattern lol
>>61981999This sort of happening always brings out the browns in droves
>>61981966
>>61981719Honestly if you had the power to make an island of this, why wouldn't you?
Alpaca is listing MSTR for $47.075? Lol
>>61981790Double digits this year is still very much a possibility. We've already seen what hype and fomo can do without any news.
>>61982083it's just i always heard that and i was like "sure yea whatever" but this is the first time I've ever observed it personally, and ... it's pretty damn obvious. would be fascinating to see non altered data about country traffic correlated with happenings.
>>61982306>HGRIFTED>PRE-REVENUE>DILDO SALESWOMAN CEO>GRAPHENE. FUCKING GRAPHENE.That guy who put $100K into HGRAF at the top is only slightly less retarded than the guy who put £125,000 into GRRR (me)
