Happy Ides of March>Latest developments in Iran warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smjeet/ >>61985525
he did it for free
> futures
>futures
Goys I was promised mooning oil and a collapsing economy what's going on?
Sugar and cotton are coming out of a long consolidation and noone is talking about them.
>>61986713Imagine if something wild happens on the Ides of March. Crazy world we are living in. Let’s see how our paper oil opens and if it will start to catch up to physical on-demand prices.
>>61986736Potentially Bibi is dead so it might have already happened.
Oil will crash Monday.
>>61986737Et tu, Brute?
>>61986734Dow above 50k and sp500 to 8k
>>61986746
>>61986718lmao>>61986713thanks for baking,
>>61986713so i sold my four wheeler and all my lawn mowers over the last month or so and i bought SLV and 20yr treasury etf and cracker barrel stock and TAIL etf and some oversold consumer defensive stocks and a utilities etf and some asian etfs and some HDGE etf and some coinbase shares and some roku shares and some idaho potato stock shares and some ORR militia etf and some wheat and corn futures and some fertilizer stocks and sprouts farmers market shares and some HIMS and that's mostly it. also bought a used mini fridge for sixty bucks on marketplace but that's more for personal use i'm not trying to flip it or anything and i'm keeping 50% in cash waiting for a big crash i guess.did i do it right?
>>61986735>cottonchart looks extremely bullishhow to long cotton without cfd's?
>>61986735Ticker symbol?
>>61986751It’s simple buy oil and short tech. You’re doing better than most though, normies are still delusional about what’s happening in the economy. I think it’s just the denial phase, when we see red wojaks everywhere we’re in the anger phase, about 75% of the way down.
>>61986737Bibi? He ain’t my baby!
>Dubai officials shared in a post on X that “debris from a successful interception caused a minor incident on the facade of a building in central Dubai. No injuries have been reported.”
>>61986760as if living in skyscrapers couldn't be any more "no"
>>61986760why does every report from the war sound like>15 of our bases were bombed but there were 0 casualties. In unrelated news 32 people on those bases died due to accidents and heart attacks and 5 planes shot themselves down
>>61986751No matter WHAT anyone says, DO NOT BUY NIGGER RADIO STATIONS IN ANTICIPATION FOR JUNE.ITISOVER>didn't buy mutant fish tho
>>61986713got a btc account? start requesting a little btc for baking so you're not doing it for free like some keked janny
>>61986740Based on what?
>>61986783lurk more
>>61986740wars over already?
>>61986787Trump announced it a while back
>>61986751You want to just hold or you're planning on flipping? If holding then unless you have some particular reasons for doing so then I'd suggest moving from individual stocsk to more broad index tracing ETF's. If you intend on selling, then kind of make your own mental models of when you'd want to sell in advance, so you just won't endlessly sit on something you didn't intend sitting on.I probably wouldn't advice on waiting to put your money in if you don't need to liquidity. Sure, it seems like it's time for an economic downturn soon and the tech sector that spearheads the current growth doesn't seem sustainable long-term, but if everyone's aware of the AI bubble it makes it seem less threatening. I'd myself lean into some sort of crash, but not as huge as the .com bubble and afterwards I'd expect a pretty large wave of growth afterwards. The thing is that it may still take year(s) to happen, during which you may miss some major growth.Still, if you're kinda newer feel free to wait a bit till you feel comfortable, nothing wrong with that, I just wouldn't advice on waiting for a massive crash. If anything we may just be in a middle of a downturn that a recovery might follow soon, making it the best time to put your money in.
>>61986790why is he sending 3000 Marines over there for than?I also heard the hormuz is still only open for a few counties everyone else is subject to getting destroyed...
Hes gone. Short all Israeli stocks.
>>61986798Why would the IRGC announce that they are hunting a dead man?
why won't stupid memory chips and semiconductors crash already? total bull Sht
>>61986805Demand is still huge and raising supply takes ages.
anyone banking on heavy rebuilding of nuclear power plants throughout the country after the oil energy crisis to help being so reliant on damn oil and banking on uuuu
>>61986805Why would it crash?
>>61986814the line already went to high to fast
>>61986815Retard.
>>61986816You'll see if you're holding bags of them then you will be the retard jack ass
>>61986809Very bullish on EU nuclear but unfortunately there's not many investment opportunities.Could happen in the US too though.
>>61986818does EU have uranium? or maybe they would buy from uuuu as well
>>61986798
>>61986787Get ready for a long war
someone mentioned shorting or puts on airlines seems probably smart anyone got a good reason why or why not to
>>61986819I don't think that's much of a factor. It's more about the public's resistance to the idea due to "muh cernobyl", so they'd much rather build dams and wind turbines. Also fusion has been promised for decades by now.
>>61986798they really get him? 5 days is a long time in these conditions. Our guy is on TV a few times a day and giving me fatigue
>>61986818Siemens Energy builds steam turbines for nuclear power plants but the stock already has a high P/E. The european technology to build the nuclear plants was concentrated in Areva, then Framatome, then EDF which is not publicly traded anymore. Nuclear fuel production is also under EDF.
>>61986819There used to be an Uranium mine in East Germany which was the forurth largest producer of Uranium in the world, but it was closed in 1990 and there is no plans to reopen it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wismut_(company)
>>61986827>muh cernobylto be far when there's reactor accidents things get very ugly and the enemies being able to attack them in war to cause fall out is a thing toit's still just the best way to get energy still though
>>61986760Debris? Kek. It was a direct hit on one of the American banks.
does reddit have any good takes on trading? I hate navigating that site I think it's trash
>>61986834Why didn’t the jet fuel melt the steel beams?
>>61986836No nigger
i really really wish i was in UCO back when USOIL got shaken down to 78
Australia has just 26 Days of Diesel left29 Days of petrol left (gas)30 Days aviation left LNG self sufficiency I’d clear any exposure to Australian stocks out.
>>61986838Because it was a small diesel powered drone. That’s the explosive doing the damage.
US bailing on Iraq 100% now. That’s the grip on their oil lost. Iraq militias will be moving in. Probably already are. They have Kuwait in the sites. It’s undefended. The Iranians blinding them and grinding their facilities as we speak. So Kuwait will fall to Iran soon too.
>>61986857Most of Iraq is already crawling with Irans forces. They are just waiting for a US pullout. Then they will unite the Shia of Iran and Iraq. Eventually the Bahrain will return to Iran. UAE back to Saudi. All the US puppets will flee. It’s inevitable.
>>61986862@grok is this real?
>>61986867It’s real. All these areas are Persian that were occupied by Sunnis under the Ottoman Empire. After WWI. The Sykes Picot treaty deliberately took over this empire territory to break up the Sunni and Shia populations and keep they weak and not united. They installed brutal Sunni regimes to rule the subjugated Shia. And continued to regime change various leaders throughout the 20th century to suit the empire. CIA and MI6 operations. The Shah. Saddam and others. This is the unravelling of Westen colonial project 200 years old. If you look at this from the “enemies” point of view (strategic empathy). This is them liberating their people and territory. You may not like them. But you have to see the history to think with clarity and make predictive decisions to help your bag grow. So there’s the western Sunnis corrupted and backed by west. Secretly supporting Israel colonist project. And the Shai. This divide is the real war.
>>61986857Bro is deliberately fucking up the Middle East at this point. Is he just going to nuke the whole thing and hand it over to Israel.
>nasdaq is going to start weighting low float stocks at 5x of their actual floated sharesQQQfags are about to get railed super hard
>>61986873wouldnt that be a viable solution? not even joking at this point. the main problem will always be the islam. I am not a friend of israel but at least their religion is somewhat compatible with the west. letting the islam "be" will bite you in the ass. they spread like cancer just look at how europe looks like nowadays.
>>61986878you got that ass backwardsisrael is it's own self pertpetuating problemthis muslim question would be overcome with military innovation and satellite surveillance
Propaganda posts everywhere.Imagine shilling sandniggers on a US anime forum.
is it reddit even worth browsing for stock market tips? can't be worse than here can it
>>61986713what do you anons think of the Aschenbrenner strategy? all in on AGI and data center buildout companies through to 2027/8?im thinking im going to go all in on following most of Situational Awareness's portfolio once the VIX goes back below 20
Panicansissies, we are losing one of our main impolements ...
>>61986793>why is he sending 3000 Marines over there for than?To fight in the war that ended last week. Try to keep up, junior.
>>61986895How many times are you going to ask retarded questions faggot. Go back to your home Reddit.
>>61986874>New rule catering to basically 1 guy will specifically weight spacex hugely while allowing them the artificial scarcity of restricted initial public sharesYep the 'Daq is cooked
>>61986904you're a retarded faggot. I'm asking legit questions and this general sucks so bad can't even get good answers.
>>61986872>>61986878>>61986884im partial to the idea that islam is the rabid dog, the dirty left hand of Israel. I think Islam was created 1k years ago by rabbis seeking a counterweight to the growing Christian west. The Shia at least, seem somewhat more sane and are probably culturally influenced by ancient civilized empires and zoroastrian dualism. this makes them someone you can reason with, and who have their own motivations. Sunni Islam especially seems basically just psychotic inbred suicide bombing animals like ISIS with a retarded talmudic understanding of their own religion. But at the end of the day, I think Islam was used to manipulate the ancient cultures of the near east into purging the Nestorian, Coptic, and Levantine churches and distracting the west so it could gain power and leverage, which has culminated today in the state of Israel. Anyway im short right now
>>61986912Why dont you go there i dont know the answer
>>61986825>long warirans out of missiles and drones
>>61986906Meanwhile the SEC drags their feet getting rid of the PDT rule that they should have shoved up their ass at conception. Funny how one company can get this shit moving but millions of bitching retail traders can't get one stupid fucking rule fixed.
>>61986916>Iran will be out of missiles in 2 more weeks
>>61986912Because it’s Sunday morning, if you want info from the previous threads they are linked in the OP posts.
>>61986923Already read them they are mostly trash
some more cope for oilsisters
>>61986916>>61986922Yes the 5000 marines are just being sent on vacation to the middle east. Thanks President Trump!
>>61986931billions must walk
>>61986931please tell me this is fake
>>61986941Essential workers can still go unimpeded
>>61986943so essential workers just have to be pulled over scrutinized and explain they are essential
>>61986931Is that shitposting or real?
>>61986952fake mostly spread by iranians on social media.
>>61986956looks like they did it beforehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carless_days_in_New_Zealand
weekend oil only up 3% so not really any big news either way
dunno if they are gonna actually do it but nz has 50 days of oil left and their govt is discussing doing it so>>61986960>1 mincome on now nigga its SUNDAY
>>61986878Backwards. You’re over there attacking them. It’s their land. Leave them alone and deal with them on trade. Stop typing to dominate them. They will trade. But are done being dominated and regime changed. And your image of Islam is very much based on Sunni wahabi extremism from the Saudis and Muslim Brotherhood. Iran is a very different thing. Just look at the meticulous and well thought out strategy that’s winning they are using.
>>61986890Genius Post. Well done. Another no-bag pol tourist.
>>61986890we dont like dune coons we just laugh at how stupid this war iseven george w bush would laugh at how dumb this is but also how bad it is for the entire world
I'm bigly overweight Chyna and I'm starting to worry a littleChoynese will do fine, oil can't slow them down, but still, this is a big disruptionthoughts?
>>61986974>Just look at the meticulous and well thought out strategy that’s winning they are using.all I can see is a 3rd world country with annual 50% inflation and people who in this day and age still stoned to death. you may not like it but THAT`S the reality.
>>61986956Why can’t you face the reality of what’s coming? Is your bag in jeopardy?
>>61986980Then you won’t see what’s coming.
>>61986980Okay you inbred kike, here is your shekel.
>>61986978>overweight ChynaThe actual fuck are you doing? Did you ever look at a 5 year chart of any stock there?Did you inform yourself how Chyna works? Retail traders there make up the MAJORITY of trading action.You will be heemed. Stop this novice play.
>>61986993>actual fuck are you doing?betting on the most productive economy on the planet, the most dense technological ecosystem? >Did you inform yourself how Chyna works?bit too vague of a question>You will be heemedin the current conditions, possible, yes
>>61986978I am also overweight, and own shares in good companies
>>61987005I do business with a couple of those companies
>>61987011I’m overweight
>>61986713We need a kino recreation of this, except its everyone stabbing Netanyahu on the senate floor. For the memes of course
>>61987008>betting on the most productive economy on the planet, the most dense technological ecosystem?The stock market is not a particularly close proxy of an economy, otherwise you would be investing in the Guyanese economy right now.If ANYTHING, it's a close proxy of that which answers the question:>how ready for full maturity (or already fully mature) in a financial sense -- as in, enabling seamless investing -- is an economy?And that is clearly NOT the case with a place like China. There are very few structures in place there.
>>61987025It’s his money. If he wants it out of the US ponzi casino. Let him. But he should factor any political risk.
>>61986958We had that too in germany in the 70s
>>61986735both futures are nearly the most shorted they've ever been
>>61986874basedource? thought it was just proposed
>>61987025>not a particularly close proxy of an economy>how ready for full maturityfair, these are important considerationsstructures is vague, I expect the Chinese to be stable politically and dynamic economically, continue opening upbut the party will never permit the market to grow in importance to something comparable to the US, they see it as putting cart before the horseI'm "fine" with that, as in, I'm aware and coping that there is a ton of upside regardless
>oil
>physical ether
>>61987077What about it?
>>61987043it is just proposed atm
>physical bitcoin
>>61987086it goed up
>>61987094if you think about it physical bitcoin is about as absurd as non physical oil
>>61987095That's to be expected.
>>61987097Bad post
Short oil.Thank me later.
got those egg mcmuffin farts this morning boys
>>61986960weekend bitcoin slightly positive, I know it's not a stock but can be an indicator of risk on/risk off mode for tech stocks.
>>61987111theres no such thing as weekend bitcoin retard crypto is 24/7 wtf
>>61987005how exactly would one make the monies off this information
>>61986931They should do carless Sundays like Germany did in 1973. No car unless you have a very good reason.
>>61987113gamble on calls or puts
>>61987115most people dont work sundays so you might be surprised to learn that there is almost no traffic on that day so I dont know what you plan on saving with that kind of ban lol. its pretty much useless and just symbolic
So is doing calls a smart idea on defense stocks ? Which ones
the ones that go up
If the earnings are good the stock goes down, it's math
>>61987120RTX have earnings in April. They make many parts for THAAD and Tomohawk missiles and launchers. They're one of the firms trump begged to quadruple production recently.
>>61987117well i seen a stock get held and pushed down the day of the earnings report and then skyrocket immediately after the call endedbut i cant get the timing down both buying in and profit taking
>>61986978Can you legit buy Chyna stocks or is it by ADR.
you can buy chigga stocks but its on the hk exchangeamerican markets they are all adrs
>>61987128That's why it's "gambling", not "investing"
>>61987127shareholders come last in line when shit gets real. if it doesn't, empires collapse. not melodrama
Fertilizer enjoyers, how are we feeling right now?
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to design it like that?
>>61987143Allah. Apparently.
>>61987127ty>>61987134so even though rtx is guaranteed billions in funding investors may not see profits or even have losses?
>>61987142like shit
>>61986740INSHALLAH
>>61987111>indicator of risk on/risk off mode for tech stockshow so?
>>61987130honkhonk is easy to accessthere are ETFs that hold only real and straight shares
>>61987147I'm also long BAE systems which makes many essential bits and bobs Mr trump will need to kill millions with. It's been performing well.
>>61987148Ah lost money eh
>>61987111you are right, bitcoin is known to lead tech stockszoom outcrypto dropped 50%tech stocks to follow
FUTAScomin'L8R
>>61986755I’m all in on TECS and NRGU, up biggly. However my mining ETF is heeming those gains.
Can't wait to watch trump panicaning when oil opens.
>>61987155 well how's your defense picks been working for you so far
>>61987143>go to the middle east>never realized how hot it was>deserts and sand everywhere>it's like, really fucking hot>no wonder they're in a perpetual state of conniption
>>61987163Isn't tech maxed the fuck out already
>>61987167>>never realized how hot it wasliterally how
>>61987164>peace through strengthBro should just pay Iran tribute and surrender like the old days. You fucked up, take it and leave it. Now you destabilized Iraq to ally with Iran.>>61987170>Isn't tech maxed the fuck out alreadyYes
>>61987164Maybe he will get rid of Bussant after that and put in a MAN that pitches and not catches.
>>61987147yes. money goes entirely to capex/operations. IF money goes to shareholders while the US loses the gulf states, you are witnessing the end of a military hegemon's capacity to prevent self-cannibalizing. parasitic self-interest could destroy western power projection if things escalate from here.
>>61987170TECS is a bear ETF
>>61987143why don't they have back up pipe lanes every where fuck the oil tankers
>Mike Waltz: USA now>"..welcomes, encourages, and even demands..." other countries to send their naval assets to escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuzhttps://files.catbox.moe/0oqe57.mp4
>>61987179nice I might all in it I'm sick of mu sndk fags
>>61987178It’s the end of the petrodollar, Russia is pumping up oil production too. Russia is basically making back all the money they lost from the sanctions.>>61987179You’re better off shorting a bull etf IMO.
>>61987181because they are retards and rather build (plan) stupid shit like that instead. pretty much the equivalent of wasting your monthly salary on uber eats instead of investing it.
>>61987143From the geography there it would appear to be a collaboration between NIGGERS and JEWS.
>>61987127>RTX
>>61987166They keep going up and there's a war on which immediately destroyed some of the most important and expensive systems that they build. I expect they'll keep going up.
>>61987143>Port saidSaid what?
>>61987178so don't invest in defense right now... maybe after the conflict ends and with some what positive result
>>61987191That’s what TECS does
>>61987181Do you remember all the Middle East states were looking to overthrow the Peter dollar just a few years ago. They just care about money, they could care less about America. Honestly they would be best off just pulling all their money out of the US markets.
>>61987202Bear etfs have too much time averaging degradation. Compare the two, look how much they have been moving.
>>61987191>Russia is pumping up oil production too.Russia's oil production is being decimated by Ukrainian drones and missiles every night. Every day they lose more air defence capability which only compounds the strike rate. It can't defend it's crucial infrastructure anymore and Ukraine has ramped up launches recently. I wouldn't bet on Russia with a Jews money.
>>61987200i have no idea where the numbers will go i'm just laying out what i see as obviousironically if trump can off-ramp & deescalate i would think that actually temporarily removes that risk to defense stocks
>>61987204>Peter dollar Petrodollar lmao
>sell folio>put $$ back into bank account>run on the bank occurs>now pennilessAt least president Jake Paul will fix the economy
>>61987210>if trump can off-ramp & deescalate
>>61987204>Overthrow the Peter dollarFamily guy isnt real anon.
>>61987209> Russia's oil production is being decimated by Ukrainian drones and missiles every night.You need to stop falling for propaganda.
>>61987215It's what the plants crave.
can we just skip ahead to the last generational buying opportunity ever already
>>61987195Raytheon built all of these. They need replacing.
>>61987222come back in 2-3 years when we find the bottom
>>61987223America's presence in the middle east is ogre. They will retreat when Trump is forced to surrender to Iran.
>>61987222Short it down and buy it back up. It will crab for a bit. Red wojaks and WSB suicides stories is usually near bottom.
>>61987222right... waiting for the 50% crash in tech so can scoop the heckin up big time
>401k up ytd 5k 1 month ago >yesterday dropped to -500 Holy shit this orange nigger seems determined to destroy every campaign promise he made in record time. Can these retarded shitlibs impeach this faggot already. I’m getting tired of this grifter Jew administration
>>61987226you're kidding
>>61987218>propagandaI watch it happen live daily. Here is a Ukrainian recon drones flying openly, 200 miles from Moscow, to monitor storm shadows taking out Russia's most important micro electronics facility. Where's the air defences? Every night and now days too they send drone swarms that get through. You cannot pretend Russia is ok when everything is tracked/on video/common knowledge. I suggest you stop watching RT.
>>61987231You can pull out 1k a year penalty free. I would pull that out to short.
>>61987227seriously considering this... anybody else
>>61987222just wait a few months. market will crash from the oil shock, then when warsh comes in we get the mother of all QE and rate cuts and spy hits 1000 by eoy.
>>61987046>but the party will never permit the market to grow in importance to something comparable to the US, they see it as putting cart before the horseThat's an interesting take, I've also often thought that the party could be apprehensive about capitalist shit like that. But even in the US -- if you believe the companies are even comparable in power to the US government -- even taken together (not that a midsize software company added to the mass would change anything, so really, jt's just about whether the "big 50" companies taken together could rival the US gov) -- then you're in for a rude awakening. When the white house tells them to dance, they dance, we have seen that ABUNDANTLY in the last couple years.So the Chinese Commie party has even LESS to fear by breathing down the neck of the corps a bit less.
>>61987232Mostly yes. But it will likely take a long time to rebuild these sites and if relationships with Iran isn't repaired by the time they do it, then they'll just be blown up again.So rather than just rebuilding them, the actual challenge will be removing Iran's capability or reason for striking them.
People need to stop freaking out by the straight of hormuz. It will cause gas prices to rise for the next few weeks which will spook Trump into ending the war early claiming they achieved all military goals (even though they didn’t) and ending the bombing. Iran will be mad for a bit but will eventually capitulate and reopen it once they realize their economy is entirely reliant on oil exports. I expect everything to be back to normal by July.
>>61987239>Mostly yes.I was gonna say he said we already won the war
>>61987245Ok bud.
>oilEnergy Secretary Says ‘No Guarantees’ Oil Prices Will Fall SoonEnergy Secretary Chris Wright said the Strait of Hormuz, a critical passageway for oil shipments, remained unsafe for tanker passage. Iran has been firing projectiles and laying mines.https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/us/politics/energy-secretary-iran-oil-prices.html
>>61987246
>>61987245>Iran will be mad for a bit but will eventually capitulateBaby's first religious war?
>>61987245thats the TACO trap.>oil is high, trump freaks out and tries to end the war and deescalate>markets recover and oil drops, trump thinks the markets aren't affected by the war anymore and re-escalates
CARDSARDEY GOTS CARTSS
>>61987257
U.S. energy secretary @SecretaryWright tells ABC News that the war will be over in the next “few weeks” ( personally I don’t believe any of this )
Too bearish in here.
>weekend oil +4.5%
>>61987278Maybe OIL BARONS are relaxing in comfy beds with wives so hot you can cook grilled cheese sandwiches on their perfect tummies while brewing coffee in their cooches.
>>61987257>>61987255If you're not having fun with all of this volatility then you're not cut out to be an investor >Thirdie aligned news announces reports ships can go through as long as they're not aligned with great Satan>Great Satan's stock markets go up and oil dumps >China clarifies that they're not getting ships through and all they're supplying is hopes and prayers >global economy dumps and oil pumps>Iran clarified they're actually allowing ships through >Global economy pumps and oil dumps>Reports then come from Iran that Cardboardtollah hasn't said anything about the strait opening, oil pumps and global stocks dump>"OpenSource" Intel groups say Iran is out of launchers and missiles>Stocks pump, oil dumps>A falafel factory in the UAE is hot by an Iranian drone 15 minutes later and stocks pump and oil dumpsThe Russo-Ukr war already established this new era of warfare becoming a spectator sport, but it lacked the staying power to dominate the markets after AI decided to start stealing everyone's jobs. Looking forward to slurping more cheapies as we enter day 16 of the 28 to 42 day operation.
>>61987245people need to freak out more so i can make more money off the volatility. Please do your part to spread panic.
Starting early with the stale platitudes. I wonder what flurry of headlines we'll get just before market open.
>>61987199Kekked
>>61987286how much will they deliver per day
>>61987226He can't do that with Bibi having his kidfucking videos.
Investing is oil is kind of boring right isn't it?It can only go from 99 to 150 or 200.So it's only a 50% to 100% profit which is literally nothing for you guys.
Beware the Ides of March
>>61987274One might even say roughly two more weeks.
>>6198728398.6 degrees coffee sound good
>>61987238>even in the US -- if you believe the companies are even comparable in power to the US governmentNo, I agree, US companies are ultimately subservient, just less so than in China, in part because US just does not have the state capacity of the Chineseby importance, I meant also the too big to fail characteristics, too much financialization, but anyhow, this is all rather nuanced I just think party will be only a moderating factor rather than stifling, assuming they carry on as they do currently, and I'm positive they will
>>61987286the headlines dont matter, the street already knows the truth. its just a matter of avoiding panic as they steadily sell
Buy ETHA, maybe even IBIT. But definitely ETHA>>61987295>dropped his spaghettiwouldnt be me, my pockets stay loaded.
>>61987246>he said we already won the warfor the 47th time in these 2 weeks?
>https://fortune.com/2026/03/15/bahrain-output-cuts-world-top-aluminum-smelter-alba-iran-war/
>>61987294if only it were possible to trade with leverage but alas
the war is won until proven lost okeven when america concedes and gets out of iran they will say it was a winluckily no one seems to believe it, especially the rest of the world
>>61987294>investing in oil is boring But you can do 3x uso calls or some shit right? Or wti or something....
>>61987328vol is too high retard
>>61987331you know your the retard calling others retard right
>>61987286What about nat gas, helium or sulfur?
What the hell happened with the market in April 2025 and why hasn’t the markets collapsed like that now? Still waiting for the dip
>>61987338The dip is already over.
>>61987181Pumping stations can be hit. Theres no system that won’t have some sort of single node of failure. The only real defence is to be out of range. Which they aren’t.
>>61987340bury them
>>61987321Good if all middle east cease it can open opportunity in home stock market.
>>61987338tariffs then tacoweird how it worked because the taco bounce was often bigger than the dip
>>61987209These are not public. Anyone saying otherwise is selling propaganda. The last details we got on production was a year ago. Then they went dark on reporting to IEA as to amounts and to who the buyers were for obvious reasons.
>>61987335I think I produced a mix of all these a few minutes ago. Those chilli cheese loaded fries saving the global economy with a little help from my colon.
>>61987338oil prices rising will cause dipsseems though the recovery is faster since the dips are mitigated by the rest of the world bringing their own oil production online, flooding the market
>>61986754>>61986752Basically the only thing I found for cotton is OD7E. Not really any pure-play stock.For sugar, there is CANE, CANE options (rather illiquid), or 4RUH. CSAN if you like to live on the edge.>>61987036...and?
>>61987350>These are not public.Aren't they? I've got a ton of these videos.
>>61987127and patriots, f-15 engines that suffer a lot in the desert, sm3 interceptors mounted in every cruise... and P&W can't keep up with engine demand...They're going to beat and update guidance for sure, but they also are also in 20y max p/e...
>>61987232Iran has a very strong hand. It’s just ego and superiority complex stopping you seeing it. I mean why can’t you see it. How the fuck did Iraq go. Afghanistan go? Vietnam go?Where’s the track record of and strategic victories in the last 50 years?But you have a mental block stopping you seeing and thinking clearly. Even though it’s right in front of you
>>61987357ill add CANE to my watchlist. completely unrelated, but im looking to get into EWM now too. the weekly chart looks like its on an upswing now and it has a long way it can go.
>>61987361Got any hi-res aesthetic content?
>>61987368is this an irgg post? smells like one
>>61987368Iran is out of missiles and drones and they can't produce any more
>>61987376Plenty but this isn't the thread.
>>61987245Trump will capitulate. But also Iran will capitulate? Is your logic unit broken son?Iran is not waiting so they can come back next year like they did after the 12 day war last year (which US/ISL begged for an end for behind the scenes, mediated by Putin that’s how we know). Put yourself in Irans shoes. There is no gain now to ease up the pressure. You can’t negotiate with the US. You can’t trust the US. They only understand pain and force. They’ve underestimated you. So now it’s time for a lesson. And some real concessions or the pain will continue.
>>61987368Bagdhad fell in 21 days and Kabul fell in less than 40
>>61987164If he was really a jingoistic retard who didn't understand political reality, would he be tucking Vance away? You and Reddit make cynical bets that the world is run by idiots, oil goes to 200$ and the world turns against Israel + Trump and the everything collapses. Bibi is not dumb. People always underestimate the orange man.
>>61987368>How the fuck did Iraq goVictory in a little over a month, and then onto the "insurgency phase">Afghanistan goVictory in a little over two months. Failure to build a country after that.How did people meme themselves into thinking these wars were some sort of big quagmire? It's what came after that was the problem.
>>61987381it sunday and dead post vids
>>61987378>Iran is out of missiles and dronesThey're just chucking rubber chickens here then?
>>61987391they can't build anymore when they're gone they gone
what memes do i buy this coming week?
>>61987368>Iraq: military victory and puppet government installed>Afghanistan: military victory, left after cultural defeat since the locals wouldn't eat soi and watch Disney films>Vietnam: military deadlock, peace accords signed, South Vietnam is crushed 2 years later as USA was pulling outNone of these are remotely comparable. "History Repeats" is a midwit cope to explain military conflicts in 500 words in a McGraw Hill textbook to junior high students.
>>61987381Make a new thread elsewhere please? I don't have much content but I can help you out.
I just want oil to dump again so I have an entry. No way things just go back to normal before the reserves are depleted.
>>61987395i have a feeling its going to be a marv week
>>61987292Those emergency supplies. First are limited. So this timeline is still tight. But it’s not a switch. For some countries getting supplies soon will be very difficult if they don’t have reserves. Assuming they will even be sharing these reserves. Tankers takes weeks to retail and reroute. It’s not a fucking switch. I see refined petroleum products for countries who have limited reserves becoming painfully pricey and hard to come by in just 4 weeks. Rationing, air travel slowing. With obvious knock on effects.
>>61987398Sorry bud. I'm putting my new ottoman bed together. It came in about 500 pieces. Bastards. Long Allen keys and bleeding knuckles.
The futures will be really bad today due to the ides of march but tomorrow we are mega green.
>>61987406Et tu, Ursus?
What do I buy tomorrow? SOXL or TQQQ? Have a fuckton of tqqq and not a fuckton of SOXL but I do want to have $3m sooner than later
>>61987416you didn't hear about David Soxl's wild weekend?
>>61987342Do you have any idea how expensive that would be ? Now Saudi Arabia have buried the own personal refined petroleum reserves for emergencies just like this. But bury the entire extraction. Entire pumping. Entire storage. Entire refineries. Power and pumping stations? It’s trillions. And too late anyway. Even then. Food isn’t flowing. You hit the water supply. You see where this goes. You’re looking for ways to get out of the fact the Iran has Escalation Dominance. They do. They always did. And this was known and the war was launched against advice of those who knew it because Trump is now captured by Zionist fanatics. Christian Zionists nutters. Neocon extremist ideologues. And geopolitical realists telling him the US will lose primacy unless it knocks out Iran Russia and China NOW. Because in 5 years it will be impossible. It was already impossible. Because they’re so typical of the thinking you see on here that just ASSUMES superiority to everyone. Without knowing anything about US supply chains. Stockpiles. Readiness. Vs the force structure and posture and logistical capabilities of these supposed enemies. Well I follow that. And it’s bad. And he was warned an out it. But the worm tongues and daydreamers told him not to worry. Now here we are.
Do you think the market will ever enter a long-term recession or depression again in our lifetime?I feel like its been so disconnected from reality that it'll just never be allowed to fall again. Like if a major American city was nuked the market would still recover after at most like a month and start going green againRegular people will be materially living through depression conditions but the actual markets will just never reflect that again
>>61987377>>61987378>>61987385>>61987387You will see. Like I said. Americans only understand pain. Now you’re gonna take some.
>>61987416SOXS?
>>61987368US had the numbers and to the force to continue the war but hippies made them stop, unironically.t. Not american
>>61987387You’re out of both countries. Now they are under the sway of your strategic foes.
>>61987399just do lock box techniquebuy 2x leveraged bull and 2x leveraged bear that way youll come out a winner regardless of the outcome
>>61987432Strategic loss. All of them
>>61987429what pain are you talking about? gas/energy prices will go up for a few months, most people will shrug it off and around next year everything will be back to normal like it usually does. you on the other hand had 50% annual inflation even before the war including world wide sanctions. dont even wanna imagine how you gonna plan on rebuilding your country after everything is done even if you win. you arent really aware how fucked your country is.
>>61987321Wow the global aluminum output will drop .4% That could makes the cheapest metal in the world slightly more expensive. It could even be half a cent more for a can of soda.
>>61987441Lemme screen cap this. Let’s see how things are next month or two.
So what's WTI opening at, 105?
>>61987423>Do you have any idea how expensive that would be ?it's just sand. sand is the easiest to dig through. wouldn't be hard at all
>>619874471 BTC per gallon from here on out till literally everything is OVER.
>>61987427In the information age and the world of trillion dollar sovereign wealth funds with 500 year holding periods a recession is 2 weeks of red and a depression is 2 months. People have already forgotten that the metaverse was supposed to be (conservatively) a 1 trillion dollar industry by 2026 from projections from just a couple of years ago. Entire industries can just disappear in the blink of an eye and no one cares anymore. There's always new catnip for the market.
>>61987440Stop coping. This is not /pol/ or xitter.
>>61987447>>61987454DON'T WORRY THO(((they))) will let you buy FRACTIONALSif you can't affordWHOLES
>>61987440>stratigic lossnow they are anti china and make our shoes. Total victory.
>>61987427I don't think we can handle another depression. I don't think we will ever see hyperinflation, but if the economy starts to crumble I could see 20-30% inflation to save the economy. We will probably never see people saving bacon grease and having to repair their own clothes type of depression ever again.
>>61987442FWIW. Add in Russia and China and India plus gulf countries. That’s 81% of all global Aluminium production. Out of control of western hands. Gulf accounts for 9%
>>61987447yeah looks to be between 100-105 as it standsnothing really changed too much from close... but there could be some sunday evening fud no doubthttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
>>61987447Opening at 105, getting to 115 by midday.
>>61987449It’s would be trillions bone head. And still vulnerable. The ports and shit in Aden and Hormuz become the weak point. Or the populations water supply.
>>61987429i can handle gas going up by a dollar a gallon, enjoy the bombs
>>61987447Remember last week when smggers were babbling it would hit 250 and it went to 70.
>>61987460Another know nothing. Beat it.
>>61987474>smggersOne tard
>>61987447I feel like it's going to dump simply because I closed my shorts and the universe hates me
>>61987473Bombs?
>>61987473are people this dense?it's not just the pump price, oil is used to make or move everything.... food prices are fucked, then you add on fertilisers, chemicals, cost of tanker fuel is through the roofinflation is going to fucking soar and businesses that are energy intensive are going to be squeezed or even go under... it will affect the whole economy
>>61987484yea western civilization collapses everytime oil hits 120
someone posted this earlierwtf is this https://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/km:USOILactually tracking ifhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crudesays the price is only ~105
>>61987495Those are both literally just GOOMBLINIGGERS and have zero REAL NIGGAS movin' that sheeeeeeeeiiittt.
>>61987495there are many oil investment products in the market, you should probably read about what they all dohyperliquid is tokenized bullshit though, look at the amount of money moving through it, its not anything substantial or real. its gambling
>>61987495IG is 101.82 not 105
I don't think the treasury is shorting oil coin so it doesn't really matter what it does
>>61987507they will short weekend cfds though, because they are often pretty spot on with where the opens areof course there can be a big spike in either direction at open but more often than not cfds tell you where things stand before futes open
>GRNJ>Granny Shots US Small- & Mid-Cap ETFWhat the fuck is wrong with Tom Lee
>>61987294>boringNo, absolutely fucking horrifying yes. ............Crude Oil Futures - Contract SpecsContract Unit 1,000 barrelsPrice Quotation U.S. dollars and cents per barrelTrading Hours CME Globex:Sunday - Friday 5:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. CT with a 60-minute break each day beginning at 4:00 p.m. CTTAS: Sunday - Friday 5:00 p.m. - 1:30 p.m. CTCME ClearPort:Sunday 5:00 p.m. - Friday 4:00 p.m. CT with no reporting Monday - Thursday from 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. CTMinimum Price Fluctuation 0.01 per barrel = $10.00TAS: Zero or +/- 10 ticks in the minimum tick increment of the outright
>>61987512interesting thanks
>>61987400Yup
lol
>>61987529Standard tip is 60 bucks for a happy ending
>>61987529Clown world gets sillier. Not funny at all though.
>>61987529>America invent third world bribery from first principlesExtraordinary
>>61987529suck a dick faggots
It’s a shame the Jews had to brain wash women into wage slavery so now no one is having kids and I get to be an incel who gambles on 4chan instead of a provider knocking up my beautiful teen wife (which is considered a luxury now)
At this point the question isn't when oil will go to 250 a barrel, but how long it takes for all oil trading to be suspended.
Should I buy Canadian utilities or will they drop with the BS war?
>>61987551
>>61987555i look like this
>>61987553I bought 2x canadian banks. All of my friends are full of debt, fucking retards
>>61987547The worst part is even if you can afford the luxury it's impossible to find
>>61987563I’ve been eyeing BNS but think it might drop to the 80’s soon enough.I’m hoping CU might be stable and even pump abit next few years
>>61987570Then you simply can’t afford the luxury.
>>61987587go find me one, how much you want for the matchmaking fee?
>>61987529haha sorry, I just don't tip, y'know?
>>61987588If you had the money needed you wouldn’t be soliciting for it on basket weaving forum. look at Epstein and his operation. Do you think having money is enough? You need networks. Russian bride level connections. They may cost, what, a million? but the connections needed to make that happen are worth tens.
>>61987339we're dipping again tomorrow there's no improvement whatsoever on the war and oil front it's worse rather
>>61987598You know you can just go outside and talk to women?
>>61987602Maybe the Suez canal could get hit
>>61987603I’m not talking to you
>>61987603sure you can.
>>61987603sounds gay
>>61987605until we see some traction on the straight of Hormuz the market will keep dumping
>>61987603I get more conversation out of my living room wall
>>61987480yes but I didn't manage to buy in time last week so it has to be pumping without me
>>61987245>People need to stop freaking out by the straight of hormuz. It will cause gas prices to rise for the next few weeksIf you think that's all it will do you don't understand the problem
people need to freak out more honestlywhether or not its warranted i dont care
>>61987675He who panics first, panics profitably.
anybody at this point just thinking of a make it or Fuck it trade and buying like 100,000 x SPY $500 puts maybe 30 or 40 days out
>>61987693the time to do that was at the top of the dead cat bounce last monday/tuestheres no fuck it yolo trades when the vix is high like this. sell spreads in both directions and bet on nothing is the trade now
>>61987693the conflict seems to be on a "Israel will nuke Iran if we dont deal with it" timeline. so idk. I think the worst is yet to come. The houthi's close the red sea all of a sudden we got a double shockwe can only bomb people who do care they are being bombed so many times
>>61987699Coward, oil is peaking this week.Iran is going to let China & India through the strait, the market will detach from reality and oil dumps. Might be just a temporary relief if the strait remains closed to the West for much longer then oil will shoot back up.
>>61987710that doesnt mean the market has to crash instantly. the oil supply issue is a thing that hurts more with more time. thus, nothingburger
hey im back guys
>>61987719why are you black?
>>61987693yeah don't do that, look at this article encouraging people to sell puts. they want exit liquidity. im waiting for a big break below the 200D SMA on spy then there will probably be a nice relief rally>https://www.tradingview.com/news/DJN_SN20260311011947:0/
dude has /gif/ open right now
>>61987719Missed u babe
>>61987732most of these people actually goon to final fantasy. i know that sounds weird.
>>61987535this go fuck yourselves tsa
>>61987530yeah she searches me really really really good in a private room
>>61987292There's about 13m barrels/day not flowing if we exclude iranian oil which is still flowing. According a former president of the IEA, 6.5m barrels per day is the maximum sustainable withdraw rate combining all countries capacity and if everything goes smoothly, which isn't likely. Its 400m barrels total. This isn't online yet. There's the planned increase from the Yanbu bypass by about 2.5m barrels to 5m total. The UAE bypass export terminal is offline since being struck, which is -1.8m barrelsSo we have a new flow rate of = -13 + 6.5 + 2.5 - 1.8= -5.8There's also the newly unsanctioned Russian oil floating off the coast of India and China - about 125m barrels, so that's a bit of a wild card. I'd say we'd still be running about a -5m barrel per day flow deficit every when all mitigation efforts are in full swing which will take probably another couple weeks to achieve. In that time we'll have accumulated about 3-4 weeks of 15m barrel flow deficit, which is 21-28 x 15m = 315-420m barrels. Something in that range.We also now have production deficits though as the gulf has shut down new production. So structurally the world is now producing about 10m barrels per day less than it was 2 weeks ago. That supply is just gone.If we assume this lasts another 3 weeks as Israel has claimed recently, that leads us into April 4th, about 5 weeks with this situation. The flow rate deficit in those last 2 weeks will be 5m barrels, so 70m barrels. That brings the disruption to about a ~437.5m barrel deficit.If the straits open, there's 343m barrels of stored oil so the flow rate can go back to pre-war levels from that point somewhat quickly, about 15m barrels/day ~1 week from start. So -35m while tankers are moving in & out. 472.5mOnce its reopened there will be pressure to bring spare capacity online, which is about 3m barrels/day.= +6.5 + 3 = 9.5m surplus472.5/9.5 = ~49.75 days to reach equilibrium, probably closer to 55 days to take ramp-up into account
>>61987787Good alfa have a (you)
>>61987787well within acceptable levels. there's also going to be demand destruction from the increased prices too.
Nvidia keynote, micron earnings, everyone absolutely killing doesn't matter all up my ass cause oilwar
>>61987809all overpriced, always wastell me how nvidia is worth more than apple with less revenue and earningsprotip you cant
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>>619878222/3
>>619878273/3
Foreclosures are appearing on zillow more frequently in my HOA neighborhood.
>>61987693>shorting the bottomkek bobo
>>61987836my mom is waiting for a neighbor to go bankrupt so she can buy their house cheap. she's on zillow every day
>>61987841that's based.
>>61987357what do you mean and? specs are short. better than buying when everyone is long. it's pretty much an edge in and of itself.
>>61987822>>61987827>>61987828not reading allatgrok, summarize
>>61987821aha yes we have all been tricked by Nvidia for years they were just making it all up nobody uses their product
>>61987860nvidia will drop as fast as it rose when other manufacturers take market share in the future, assuming fake and gay ai doesnt collapse outright
>>61987863aha yes I'm sure the market is just waiting to lap up inferior product
>>61987837people said this last march
>>61987529clown country
>>61987863this you babe? how's your weekend going?
I guess I was naive to think that the world's strongest military could take care of a few uppity sand niggers in a reasonable time frame.
>>61987865if you think theres no possibility of a superior product in the future, thats even more bearish
>>61987875look at a map and tell me how they were supposed to conquer iran when iraq and afghanistan can fit inside of it
>>61987876I think there will be a long and predictable arch if that happens that of which no such thing exists yet. being ahead of the game is a massive advantage
>>61987879They don't need to conquer Iran, just make them surrender
>>61987879don't worry babe, we're not gonna conquer iran. can they really fit inside though? that would be a snug fit, something to think about. i love you and miss your affection. how long are you gonna be mad at me babe? let's make up.
>>61987859Its just saying that my analysis is mostly correct with current statements from US & Israel baked in over the length of the war. In that scenario the market is priced somewhat correctly at $100/barrel with a likely spike in crude prices over the next 4 weeks that will settle down to current levels by the end of Q2.Optimistically it will go down to tolerable levels by the end of the year.IMO, since North American oil producers have costs per barrel around $40-50, this means they will capture enormous cashflows, even for the rest of the year. They will also probably trade at a premium from now on due to there now being a massive war risk discount on gulf assets.Asia will probably want to diversify their import sourcing but want to be outside of direct US dependence. I expect another tranche of oil & gas investment to come to Canada to expand oil & LNG exports to Asia. Canada is not as politically risky as it used to be, they passed a law to immediately approve major projects, and increase oil & gas flows west are one of them.I am long CNQ (WCS discount is shrinking, oversold assets, growth in oil & LNG exports to Asian markets), and OXY (Mostly US shale, huge cashflow increase).
>>61987876believe in our future. i still do.
>>61987901>>61987914relahh nigga
>>61987841
>>61987918i'm not like you, but i'm right for you. and the way i am is better than the way you are and you should accept that. you don't need to be tough anymore.
>>61987922Unironically my mom
>>61987603Your ID glows as much as your post
Hummus
>>61987938Bearish
My struggle
>>61987925ok
just two more hours to goon before futas
>>61987875its literally been two weeks
market dump just started, oil rip just startedgonna be a freaky futa open
so when asia (taiwan) gets no oil is that a good time for china to snatch it
>>61987965=D. wish you were here today. it's beautiful and we could go to the pool, or out to lunch, which is what i'm about to do. romance is tricky, and it's scary. every step forward is another step towards a lifetime partnership, there's a lot at risk, losing that investment is worse than a market crash. that even makes me nervous. but it's worth it, and you and me can make it babe.
>>61987969new
>>61987981we will certainly find out how china decides to position now that their position of power is growing and america is weakeningstill 99% sure they wont take military action to gain control of taiwan though
>>61987693this is why i was at -18k 5 years ago. im at around -4k right now.
>>61987981China is still busy purging it's military brass.
>>61987693why would you do it 30 days out, buy it for tomorrow because its obviously going to drop hard
